How do we save him?

Steady supply of granny hookers.

would bet money he ends up getting divorced after he retires and spends the rest of his money on booze and hookers before dying prematurely of liver failure

>>78121321
He's going to turn into a Simpsons character like George

>>78121272
one on right is very familiar.

>>78121272

Sell him to China

>>78121272
he knows his career is slowly coming to an end, so he wants to make the most of it while he still has money and fame, using it to fuck as many sluts as possible now

question is if his wife will keep letting herself get publicly cucked like this....

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I don't want to see him become the next gascoigne

bri'ish """""people""""" are so fucking ugly

JUST

>the s*n trying to smear the reputation of a respected scouser footballer
typical

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>>78121272
by colleen giving up her holidays

>>78121272
Why is he not in the middle?

>>78121643
>the sun
>having an exclusive about Wayne Rooney

doubt.jpg

>>78121643
>get 89p granola bar when you buy 50p of toilet paper
not bad wbh

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He can't be saved. Neither can British "women"

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>>78121844
>american women

>>78121879
The URL on the door in that image would suggest those women are Australian, not American.

>>78121879
>American
>8 digit phone number
nope

He is depressed because of us. Now you are talking about >we saving him.

>>78121879
those are aussies

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it was just banter

>>78122035

Or just the bit which says 'An Australian Government Initiative'.

coleen is hot as fuck and seems like a good mum.

can understand why there is the temptation to fuck as much as you can, explore other women etc.

but he's 32, approaching retirement. it's pretty sad, can easily see him throw his fortune away on hookers, booze, gambling whilst colleen takes half the money and raises the kids.

hope he sorts his head out, would be a shame to see it pissed away.

>Coleen goes on holidays
>Wayne hates this because he is afraid she will cheat
>gets drunk and parties with girls so he's not the one getting screwed over
>Coleen divorces him and everyone thinks the divorce is because he did something wrong
What a cunt, unironically.

>>78122035
>>78122051
>>78122056

I literally and honestly cannot comprehend how people can browse the website 4chan.org and still get troled so easily

Unless I am getting double reverse troled, in which case, I tip my hats to you good sire's

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>>78122087
>coleen is hot as fuck

>>78122205
there are a LOT of thiccfags on this board

>>78121879
How is it that anglos are the most repressed first worlders who also happen to be the most degenerate.

>>78122289

Because "degenerate" is a /pol/ meme that you fell for when in reality women from all backgrounds and cultures act childish and vulgar at certain points in their life and mature and loving at other points, just like any normal human being

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>>78122205
she is though
also seems to be perpetually pregnant

>>78122348
Look she's an alright lass and Waz is punching above his weight but she isn't "hot as fuck". Better than the slither nosed slag he was out with mind

>>78122348
>she is though

!?

>>78122077
If I ever go to live to England I will sign a tabloid because of how stupidly funny it is. What is the most outrageous

>>78122087
no way he changes his ways, shes too good for him
he;d have no chance with her if he was just some banking dude

He literally looks retarded and that girl he was with looks like a retarded doll. What the fuck is wrong with English "people?"

>>78121879
as many times as I've seen this image, just now did I see that thumbs up on the side

>>78123837
the same group of people living on an island for thousands of years breeding with each other

>>78123943
Were you homeschooled by your retarded father or are you simply just as retarded as him?

>>78122194
stop being a nigger and go back to /r/eddit you mong

He'll be fine

>>78121879
One of you want to be under the girl on the left

>>78124011
my post is called a "joke", friend, no need to take everything so literal

>>78121513
when were these pictures taken?

>>78122387
would like her bum and thighs in my face

>>78121272
JUST

He'll be like Paul Gascoigne in ten years

>>78121643
that is the perfect female body

hnnnnnng

>>78122348
>this woman has had three kids
not bad desu

>>78124792
but fergie would have saved gazza!!

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>>78121879
> Best girls pee on you

>>78121643
what is razza? bongs gib a swift rundown

>>78126161
this

what the hell does razza mean

>>78126161
>>78126218
Rails

- Wayne 'Wazza' Rooney has the nickname 'Wazza'
- Off the rails is slang meaning you've lost control
- The British tabloid press follows a Shakespearian tradition of creativity with language

Combine all that and you get WAZZA OFF THE RAZZA

>>78121272
>getting wasted and fucking whores
I see absolutley nothing wrong with this and if you do you're a loser with no friends.

>>78122289

That's precisely the reason. You grow up being forbidden to do anything that once you hit 18 you literally get naked and piss everywhere because you finally experience freedom. It's forbidden fruit theory.

>>78126970
t. Never went to parties in highschool

Sucks for you faggot lol

>>78126970
>He says while waiting until 21 before he can drink, but can die for Israel at 16

Top kek. Next you'll be telling me you don't get the electric chair for crossing the road.

>>78122077
>shameless roo girl reveals all

>>78126079
this photo makes me very upset. i want to smash this dumb cunts face into a pulp.

>>78127966
I am sure your false idol can handle some piss.