>The Master of Mettwurst >The Prince of Pumpernickel

>the Killer of Krautwickel
>the Annihilator of Apfelkuchen

>The Hoover of Horibo

>the Eisenkanzler of Eisbein
>the Kurfürst of Krapfen

>>78120059
The fuck is Horibo?

>the Marmaliser of Marzipan

>>78119969
>the Banisher of Bifi

>>78120067
Haribo****

>the Erzbischof of Erbsensuppe

>the Sultan of Sachertorte

>the Prinzregent of Pfirsischtorte

>the Major of muesli

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certainly encourages thought

>the Gutsherr of Gugelhupf

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r8

>>78120142
What kind of diet you want, fäm?
>Just Guardiola my shit up.
Say no more

>the Prinz of Prinzenrolle

the savoir of stollen

>the spectre of Spekulatius

>>78120157
>Haribo Götzbären
7,25/9

>The Predator of Pretzel

the man who eats chocolate and cake and pie lol

>>78120205
Borat Johnson?

This is considered fat in Yurop?

My god did ALL of your ancestors come from nazi camps?

>>78119969
>The Bavarian Bratwurst Barbarian

>>78120229
Yes, watchtower WT-52 here. Mum's side hails from the inmate brothel overseers, we don't like to talk about them.

>>78119969
Der Kartoffelnkaiser

>>78120067
horrible haribo

>Der Konig von Kuchens

>>78120251
the kaiser of potato?

vegetables dont make you fat mate

>der Patrizier von Pausenbrot

is he the tiger woods of germany?

>>78120263
>potato
>vegetable

>>78120263
t. obese vegan feasting on chips and crisps

>>78120229
ja. du bist auch ein Fettseck

>>78119969
>The Feldmarschall of Formaggi

>>78120267
>fat world cup winning manlet with a failed comeback and an Italian name
He's our Napoleon.

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>>78120271
>>78120275
pls no bully

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>>78120235

>the Archduke of Apfelstrudel

>the world cup final winning goal scorer

>The Caliph of Chocolate

>the Markgraf of Mantaplatte

>der Amerikaner of Augsburg

>>78120391
nice one

>the eater of the world cup

>>78119969
>The fuhrer of fudgesicles

>>78119969
It's quite tragic though.

One day you score the match winning goal in the world cup finale and have a boner on your yacht next to your gold digging bimbo slut and the next you're just a fat guy with the intellect of the average footballer.

>>78120478
At least he had the Bimbo GF on a Yacht and the Game winning Goal in the WC Final

>>78120495
yeah well at least im not fat

>the Brater of Bratwurst

the larper of liposuction

>>78119969
the majesty of margarine

>the baron of butter

>>78120504
Neither is he, but hes also famous and rich and has a bimbo 10/10 gf.

>The Slayer of Schnitzel

>>78120774
he's fat for a professional footballer

>>78120837
He'd be the fatty on the team even if he played Kreisklasse.

>The Kaiser of Kit-Kat

>the bastard of Beckenbauer

>this is considered fat for yuropoors

Howling

>>78120969

Yes ok Adriano, put your shirt back on.

>>78120969
>a country literally poorer than every country in Europe calls us poor

Screaming

>>78121258
Moldova is literally poorer than about 30% of Africa

>>78120240
>Mum
Kys with your British English

>The Hüter of Haribo

>>78121720
triggered Negerjude

>The Devourer of Berliners

>the Mauler of Maultaschen

>>78120294
>failed comeback
The comeback's still on desu

>>78123002
This is his comeback from the failed comeback.

>the Mohrenkopf monarch

>The Führer of Frankfurters

>>78121581
So is brazil lmao

>>78119969
>Die Baron von Macaron

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>the Wüstenfuchs of Sandkuchen

name a more disgusting sounding language than german, pro tip, you can't

>>78123238
paki language

>The Eater of A Lot of Food

>>78123156
Neiß.

>>78123238
fookin hate germans

>>78123238
Vietnamese
Armenian
Yoruba

>>78123238
English is pretty shit if you are from the north or a pikey, I'd take german any day over that

>>78123238
name a more inferiority complex ridden people than the English past 1990, pro tip, you can't

>>78123238
German kinda sounds like someone tried teaching a dog how to speak, but Russian sounds like someone rammed a steel rod down the speaker's road, topping that is pretty hard. Then you've got Dutch, which sounds like German when the speaker is gargling on cocks. And Swedish kinda sounds like Dutch except it's even gayer. And Portuguese people sound like drunk Spaniards.

>>78126441
>>78126441
kek

>>78126441
good post

>>78119969
Alex Jones mode

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What is this hat called?

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>>78126951

>>78126441
russian is beautiful. so soft.

But I also think German sounds awesome, makes me think of philosophy and classical music and nature, which is an opinion shared by nobody in Poland, so what do I know

>>78126951

why do so many german males dress like our nig nogs?

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>>78127331

>wins the world cup for you
>make fun of him for the next 3 years

>>78127331
>>78127387
Very good.

Now make one with Bosz chasing him.

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>>78127452
no

>>78127446
Germans are pretty detached, and I don't mean the normies who have had Nazi guilt drilled into them, but a lot of Germans I've known personally online just seem detached from this kind of thing and don't care. A close friend of mine told me he didn't feel anything on the day Germany won the WC in 2014 and he is otherwise mad about football, he just cared more about his team in the second tier of German football.

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>The scourge of strudel

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>>78127505
Germans are very different depending on where you are in germany. I would rather die in a fire than to live in saxony.

Oh yeah: The fat cheek of Doughnut

>>78119969
>the antagonist of argentina

>the Warlord of Würstel

>>78126951
cringe

>>78120157
7/10

The Baron of Burgers

>>78127919
>I would rather die in a fire than to live in the best state germany has to offer
really made me think

>>78127060

It's so hilarious

Blond haired ugly sunburned Kevins wearing NBA jerseys and chains going "ja ja danke"

>>78129614
lmao nailed it

>the slurper of schnitzel

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>the gobbler of gugelhupf