/seriea/ - Matchday 3

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League table

>>78119202
>12:30 Inter Milan - SPAL
>it will rain this sunday
It will be comfy time in front of TV

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international break is over

>Orsato
>tfw gomblotto was real all along

>>78119202
Comfy morning game and first time seeing spal

inb4 Spal loses to SPAL

>>78119734
no way that corrupt midget club can win against >my team

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>>78119211
>the tenemental, poverty-stricken shanty town of florentia viola

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>tfw int break is over and comfiest league can continue

why is juve always playing saturday at 18?

Mattia De Sciglio
Carlos Bacca
Rodrigo Ely
Jauraj Kucka
Gianluca Lapadula
Niang
Vangioni
Diego Lopez
Honda
Poli
Bertolacci
Matias Fernandez
Mario Pasalic
Ocampos
Deulofeu
Sosa

this is all the players that Milan managed to get rid of this summer (Bertolacci and Bacca mught still come back). How much would you pay for this load of shit?
Mirabelli manged to get around 60m for them

>>78119926
Because they're playing Barca on tuesday

>>78119926
CL

>>78119929
Ocampos, Fernandez, Pasalic and Deulofeu are just expired loans and most were on a free
Niang and Lapadula were solid business, De Sciglio and Kucka were decent deals but not great

all in all i'd rate the sales department 7/10

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>NT footy is over

its time boys

>>78119964

maybe someone will be interested in this doxxing honeypot
personally i already have my hands full with 2 different fantaleagues, but since people on here kept asking about fantacalcio, there you go

>>78119964

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Also regarding Inter, from Gazzetta:

>Can Dalbert and Cancelo play together seeing how they are very attacking players?
“Yes, of course. But do not forget D’Ambrosio and Nagatomo as it is not easy to overcome them. They give the team the right balance and are uncomfortable opponents for anyone.”

“Of course: it is useless to hide this. We are missing a central defender. But we do not want to buy just because we want to reach a number of players, it is not part of our policy. I have been talking to and working with the players who are already here at Inter and I can assure you that Ranocchia and D’Ambrosio are two central defenders.

Full interview translated here:
http://forzainterforums.com/showthread.php?14014-Inter-SPAL-(10-Sep-17)&p=1636153&viewfull=1#post1636153

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>>78120151
>I can assure you that Ranocchia and D’Ambrosio are two central defenders
I can smell the fuckups from here

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>>78120151
>do not forget D’Ambrosio and Nagatomo as it is not easy to overcome them

When SERIE A will return to elite football? I miss Inter and Milan.

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>>78120151
>I can assure you that Ranocchia and D’Ambrosio are two central defenders.
can't wait to se them try

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>>78120151
We've got good reliable central defenders

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>>78120222
soon

>>78120151
> We are missing a central defender. But we do not want to buy just because we want to reach a number of players

What the actual fuck?

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>>78120151
>I can assure you that Ranocchia and D’Ambrosio are two central defenders

>schick hurt

Hello darkness my old friend...

>>78120658
rip my fantasy football

>>78120673
I just hope it was all an agreement with Ferrero saying he wasn't gonna play against Samp on Saturday and he's not actually hurt.

>>78120684
there wasn't any need to feign an injury in that case, hte coul have just kept him on the bench saying he's not ready

>>78120724
Cue Roma not winning and everyone insulting EDF for not playing schick

>>78119929

I kinda liked Kuco

>>78120949
Insulting the Roma coach is par for the course though, it's only weird when that isn't happening

>>78119202
do people watch this garbage?

>>78121279
I just pretend to watch is so I can be le ebin footy hipster to my friends desu

>>78121279
i can see you are a little confused my hue friend
we're not talking about the Serie A that takes place in your jungle with tranny cheerleders, stadiums built with mud and hay, decapitated refs and sopa de macaco as an halftime snack
of course nobody would ever want to watch that

this is one of the leagues your players come to to escape that hellhole

>>78121346
based

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Discuss.

>>78121456
I'm happy desu, even if this season goes to shit and he wants to go away we can sell him for a good price.

>>78121456
hes hurt inside for united not pushing for him

>>78121390

where da gabagool

>>78121279
/brasilerao/ threads are that way, mr. teeny

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Looks like Allegro made some experiments on the training friendlies during the break. He played with a basic 4-3-3 and also tried the "christmas tree" lineup (4-3-2-1) with Berna-Costa playing really close behind Higuain.
Today he also said that Buffon will rest with Chievo, and since Quadrato can't play against Barça Costa will replace him more likely.
Pls Allegro come up with some of your meme tactics and let us win

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>>78120684
Sampdoria-Roma officially delayed

>>78121920
expected desu

>>78121920
>it's a Marassi get flooded episode
jesus fucking Christ just fix that shithola of a stadium alredy, every fucking time it rins they have to cancel games, really third world stuff. Just install a moving roof or something it can't be that hard.

>>78122026
problem isn't the stadium, it's that shithole of a city where everything goes to shit when it rains

>>78122057
let's make them play in another stadium then, every year there are at least 2 games cancelled because of their shitty infrastructure

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post rare Spallettis

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daily reminder

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Tomorrow's squad

I reckon it might look something like:
-----------------sczczczney
desciglio - rugani - Benatia - Sandro
--------------Pjanic - Matuidi
Johhny Square - Dybala - Bernardeschi
-----------The Sultan of Salami

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>>78122268

>>78122385
I'd say:
-----------------Sczczcz
Lichtsteiner - Rugani - Howedes - Asamoah
--------------Pjanic - Matuidi
>Square - Dybala - Mandzukic
-----------The Dominator of Prosciutto

Lichtsteiner isn't in the CL list, Sandro is in a bad form, and for Berna is too soon according to Allegri's mind

>>78122613
>Lichtsteiner isn't in the CL list
Didn't know that, that makes sense to play him then

I just want Berna to play, because I want to see him running about on my tv, no homo

>>78122613
>Lichtsteiner isn't in the CL list
Is he planning to play Howedes there or he's going full matto and let De Scoglio be a starter in CL?

I can't decide what Serie A club i want to root for lads, growing up i actually liked both Inter and Milan, never liked Juve and don't feel anything towards Roma or Napoli. I want to pick a team that will be competitive and not some bottom team shitter club, who or how should i choose ?

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>>78122732
Atalanta is the patrician choice

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>>78122732
Both Milan clubs are a good choice right now, as they look like coming back (>inb4 Milan will go bankrupt, the chinks wil get bored etc). If you don't feel like hopping ont he bel gioco bandwagon of Napoli and don't want midtable clubs the choice is between them. Look at the players they have and chose, maybe watch some games. Milan has EL football if that matter to you.

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>>78122664
I really wish I could understand this man.
I guess he's going to see how De Sciglio plays and he'll decide, I don't if think that playing a left-footed CD as a RB for the full season is much better.
Leaving Lichtsteiner out of CL really makes no sense

>>78122732
I would say Napoli, fun matches to watch and simply playing great football.

>>78122997
>>78122756
>>78122905

It's gunna be one of the Milan clubs, i'm just trying to figure out which one i like more, might have to watch a pile of stuff on youtube or something, had a look at current squads and Milans looked more impressive, but i know it's only recently assembled and Inter also have some great players like Icardi and Perisic.

>>78121920
Weather that bad?

>>78123179
Half of Genova (stadium included i think) is build where two rivers used to pass so everytime there's a bit of rain the whole city get flooded, the actual pitch is aslo always shit even with good weather. I don't know who was the retard that thought it was a good idea but he should get shot.

>>78123127
Milan did a complete 180 turn, its a huge risk, a lot of young players, squad seems strong but lacks character. Might pay off pretty well to follow them long turn if they don't jump the shark and sell the entire team again at the end of this season

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>>78119211
>>78119858
O-ok...

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>>78123127
For your own sanity's sake, please do not get emotionally attached to Inda

>>78123546
Inda?

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>>78123468
Fuck it i'm picking Inter, that's it now no turning back

>>78123603
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TeEg0NEBDs
inter's new president failing to pronounce "forza Inter" properly

>>78123656
Lol can't even blame it on Engrish

>>78119211
>Atalanta will battle for european spots they said

>>78123967
They faced Roma (that they dominated but failed to capitalize) and Napoli. They'll challange for EL or end up midtable at worst.

>>78123646
strap yourself in, it's gonna be quite the emotional rollercoaster

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>>78124077
I-I'm ready..

>>78121456
Glad its over, he has been one of Inters best players and keeping him is a positive sign.

>>78123646
Welcome to hell

>>78124171
Thanks, any players to look out for in the team outside of Icardi/Perisic?

>>78124322
Rannochia is quite talented, I think he will break out this season

>>78124388
Was he not pretty poor for years at Inter and is already like 29? He had like 2 good performances on loan at Hull from what i watched.

>>78124487
he was joking

>>78124537
yeah...

>>78124322
Not really sure what to tell you.
Handanovic is goat BUT can look shaky sometimes.
Skriniar and Miranda look strong as fuck. Their subs are Rannochia who is like a neutered Matterazzi and Dambrosio who is still at the club to promote merch because he is hot.
Wingbacks are an issue that will hopefully be fixed with Dalbert and Cancelo. Be sure to post >nagatomo and laugh at his size in every thread. Also be sure to acknowledge how Santon once put Messi in his pocket and is therefore a future goat.
Vecino and Valero have developed an understanding in Fiorentina and seem to have transferred that to Inter.
Third midfielder is an issue. Joao Mario is talented but cant shoot, Gagliardini has apparently just hit puberty and won't stop making stupid mistakes, Brozovic is a bit retarded but has a gear which reminds me of that goat season Ramsey had for Arsenal.
Right wing is Candreva, he is basically Forrest Gump who crosses alot. Karamoh is the same just black.
Left wing is Perisic, probably most in-form guy on the team.
Icardi will score 30 goals this year but his leadership is questionable.
Eder is a good left wing/striker sub who had some great games in preseason and seems to enjoy Spalettis tictacs.
Rest are backup keepers and kids. Pinamonti, the third striker, is apparently very talented therefore destined to play in Genoa in two years.

It's a thin squad but one that should keep up with CL places until January. Especially since they seem to have bought into whatever Spalletti is teaching them.

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>>78124166
Have some of these, you're going to need them

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>>78124728

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>>78124749

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>>78120097
>Rannocchia on more than Koulibaly or Manolas

>>78124726
Cheers, think i'll catch up on last few seasons on youtube. Sounds promising though.

>>78124887
https://youtu.be/Pgfjt89HZkE

I recommend this game, it will perfectly sum up Inters performances in previous seasons. It will also give you a good look at Vecino and Valero.

>>78124726
>Pinamonti, the third striker, is apparently very talented therefore destined to play in Genoa in two years.
couldn't put it better than that. Man, I hate my club

>>78124836
i thought tha Montolivo was the worst offender in that list but yeah actually Ranocchia might be the worse

meanwhile in Zemanland

>>78125406
What about Gabigol? Is he looking promising or not so far? Think he's still only 20 or so

>>78125561
on loan at Benfica, literally Coutinho 2 electric boogaloo

>>78119211
Let's see how Bilan shit the bed this season. Wait, is it Bilan or BBilan?

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Threadly reminder

>>78125607
It's juBe and BBilan

>>78119211
swap Roma with Samp and SPAL with Atalanta and you'd have a a plausible end result.

>>78125591
Ah right, do Benfica have option to buy or something?

>>78125690
yup, don't remember for how much tho

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>>78124166
lel, you better be

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>the city of Zemanlandia
never change you absolute madman

go napoli lads

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>>78126069
every fucking time
thank you Bohemian madman for making football truly entertaining

>Gonzalo Higuain’s father said the Juventus and Argentina forward “has to live with” memes and over the top criticism.

The Mangiatore of Memes

>>78125735
25 mil I think

>>78124726
>Gagliardini has apparently just hit puberty and won't stop making stupid mistakes
He simply contracted the Inter craziness. lt took him a few months, during which he was good, but now he's ruined.

>>78126830
Now just watch him bang 3 goals on over the weekend and boss Barca's back line

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>couldn't even fill the club trained quota

>>78126923
Maybe would be better for lad like that to stay at Atalanta year or so longer.

>>78127102
>buy 200 galzillions of youngsters just so other teams can't buy them and loan them eternally and eventually sell them to make small financial gains Chelsea style
>the few they actually keep in the squad never get a chance and rot away behind the usual old guard
Juve has the oldest team in the league behind Chievo and the few youngster they have were all bought, it's no suprise they have very few team-formed

>>78127300
>Juve has the oldest team in the league behind Chievo
I think that was last year

>>78127038
Or he will bang his face in the grass 3 times over the weekend and eat Barca's back line, literally

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>>78127349
you are right they are actually first now

>>78127472
Kind of unfair with Barzagli and Buffon there desu

>>78127522
kek, how is that unfair? They play for them and are oftne starters

>>78127349
>>78127349

Ok but Juve's average age is actually pretty high. Consider you got Kean in your squad, he's 16-17. Benarcour (or how the fuck they call him), is also really young.

>>78127674
Kean has been loaned to Hellas.

>>78127580
I mean that age usually shows that a team is filled with has-beens, but those 2 walking corpses would start in nearly every Serie A team.

So while they might be old, and way past their prime. They aren't Paletta-tier just yet

>>78127709
i don't get it why they loaned kean when he almost got his club trained status especially now that jj has only piggy for striker

>>78127834
yeah that for sure, but they could still rotate more and get some new blood in. And there still old players who are not very good anymore like Lichsteiner, or Mandzukic

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>>78128057

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>>78128057

>>78128057
Mandzukic is literally the only reason the formation worked last season, potential you could go with an attacking 4 of Dybala Higgy Costa on the left and Bernar on the right IF Matuidi is playing but that remains to be seen.

>>78128227
>Mandzukic is literally the only reason the formation worked last season
ok but they could have bought a youger and better version than him this summer, Mandzu doesn't offer much more than workarete and being tall, he would have been easy to substitute this summer. Costa and Berna are good players but not exactly that kind of players

>>78128316
Mandzu consistently scores in big games and also is underrated when it comes to his decision making. His footballing IQ is pretty good which is why him and Higgy work in the 4-2-3-1 they both have great IQ and he does a lot of the overlooked things like making runs to draw people away from Higgy etc. Also what he lacks going forward in terms of crossing etc, Sandro makes up for it and he allows Sandro to push up. I think he offers a lot more then work rate and being tall, but I also think that potentially he might not be in the starting 11 of Juve's best lineup.

As of right now though Dybala just seems to be on another level, he seems like he's processing the game so much faster and is always two steps ahead, I'm really interested to see what Costa-Dybala-Bernardeschi would look like behind Higgy. I think we might see a 3 man midfield more and more as the season goes on Pjanic-Marchisio-Matuidi could be incredibly dangerous in Europe and Serie A.

I have a weird feeling Bentancour might explode his vision is something special and he seems incredibly calm from the short time we have seen him.

blog done

>>78128453
Nice blog, I'd subscribe to it. Honest

The part about the nice blog at least, you make some good points

>>78128575
Appreciate it.

On a side note what are some things people want to see happen in Serie A this year?

Besides the obvious of everybody wanting Juve to shit the bed and get raped.

>Berardi back to his old form carries Sassuolo to a respectable finish
>Milan not getting top 4 because of the repercussions
>Fiorentina relegating
>SPAL and Crotone staying up
>One of Lazio or Torino pushing for a top 4 finish

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>Lazio-Milan could be re-scheduled as heavy rain is expected on Sunday in Rome. [ilmeteo.it]
The original scheduled was prime time hour here. I might have to wake up at 2am again.

>>78129226
>NT break
>now this (and the Roma game cancelled too)
i'm so mad i need club football REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE