/bundes/ is back!

>>78064658
what now?

who /monthlong/ hamburger fan here

>>78118809
kill yourself

>>78118771
Where can you even watch the game?

HSV POSITIV

>>78123054
eurosport 2, du mongo

>>78123106
where do I stream that

>>78123054
Eurosport player only it seems.
It's not even on all of the 12 Eurosport satellite tv channels.

>>78123106
nope, they show Live Grand Prix Cycliste de Quebey

>>78123113
pay for the eurosport player

Who here /RBforsberg/?

>>78123132
lmao fucking neck yourself

>>78123131
try the eurosport player

>>78123132
>pay

>>78123054

Univision Deportes

>>78123152
>paying for streaming 720p with a crappy bitrate
yeah no, fuck that match

>>78123149
>>78123164
>>78123177
I don't like it either, you mongos

>>78123186
then don't pay for it you utter mong

>>78123197
where did I say that I pay for it?
I just explained how this shit works, you imbecile

>>78123217
lmao fucking kill yourself, pseudo-smartass

sooooooooooooooo mad

>g*er'man's

Why type of games does Eurosport even have?

Why don't the other teams in the German Premier league just try harder?
Then they would be able to compete with Buyern Munik

http://88live.me/sdstream1016.html
shit tier stream, let's goo

>>78123271
friday matches and hifghlights on saturday iirc

>>78123148
Not Leipzig today.

>>78123289
We have a premier league?

>>78123896
>we

http://buffstream.com/watch/soccer-3.php

works ok.

Wtf Bruma actually looks good

>>78124093
more like bufferingstream

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STILL NO FREITAGSSPIEL AT SKY
GOVERNMENT GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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just tuned in lads, come on HSV
>tfw i'll be there next home game

>>78124203
Who will you cheer for: Wood or Pulisic?

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>>78124121
check out sky go. can't find the red bull game. find out they don't have the rights.

>tfw the joose won

>>78124203
>not printing out the ticket
what exactly did he mean by this

>>78124261
dumb yui

>Divey Wood

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N U R
U
R

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>>78124300
she is not dumb. she is just a little autistic.

>>78124314
Shut the fuck up, he's trying his best.

>>78124203

It's not a real HSV game if they're not battling relegation. Still nice though, hope you have fun.

>Kekstic
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS DEFENDING

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lel

>HIV

>>78124262
It didn't give me the option but anyway I want to keep the ticket and put on my wall with the all the awayday tickets I've got all over England with villa
>>78124333
thanks will be interesting anyway

fucking kostic lmao
14 million well spent

Ree

>>78124376
That's nice.

>HIV

Can they do anything right?

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Shut the fuck up haters, great effort by Wallace. Dont listen to these losers here.

Is it just me or does Werner look like a particularly dumb chicken?

This is the first bundesliga match I've watched it in a long term, I thought this was supposed to be a good league?

>Augustin
FUCKING HELL

HSV are incredibly difficult to play against this season, but at the end of the day the players are still the same shitters that they were a few months ago

>RB

>APOOSTAIN

>>78124448
No, that's actually an apt description.

>WERNLEL

AHAHAHAHA

SOMEONE BREAK WOOD'S LEGS
HE'S TOO DANGEROUS
REEEEEE

Odds before the game:
>HSV 3/1
>Draw 13/5
>RB 10/11
admittedly I know little about the bundesliga but HSV seem very good value

>>78124506
pls no he's the only good striker we have

>trying to win without forsberg
when will ossis learn?

>drinking shit like red bull

>>78124522
they won their first two matches

>>78124470
yeah now shut up

Kostic is great. What a tackle

>>78124587
He's ill you fucking...fucking...Swede

>>78124567
>we
how many times have you been to the volksparkstadion? I'm more of a true fan than you and I'm not even a fan
>>78124593
exactly and the commentator just said HSV are unbeaten in their last 13 at home, RB aren't that good
I've just put a bet on HSV desu, the odds are overpriced

>>78124623
>how many times have you been to the volksparkstadion? I'm more of a true fan than you and I'm not even a fan
You're dumb.

>>78124623
Im talking about usa, you stupid fucking britburka

>>78124623
wood is a burger you nincompoop

>>78124636
>>78124637
don't care
fuck yanks

>>78124649
kys

>>78124623
>HSV are unbeaten in their last 13 at home
they lost against Darmstadt though lel

Is
>Der Hamburger Weg
something like Santiago de Compostela for Americans?

>>78124655
i'll kill you instead
meet me outside the volksparkstadion on wednesday 20th and i'll kick your fat yank head in

>>78124671
hehe

>>78124671
hoho

>>78124671
hahohe

>>78124671
haha

No. Era.

>>78124587
>be forsberg
>play for a fucking energy drink
>earn very little despite the drink shitting cash
>sign contract extension because why the fuck not, lose your release clause
>suddenly milan wants you and offers lots of money
>throw a hissy fit and talk shit in the media
>the energy drink won't sell you
>keita still has his release clause and will leave next season
>"i... i'm sure they'll also let me leave..."

kek, what a moron

REFBALL REFBALL REFBALL
REF IS ON RED BULL'S PAYROLL

TIME FOR VAREFNALL

Based var
Also op is a fggot

At least they're not doing ads during the video ref decisions yet.

Btw, Augustin is fast, sure, but I'm not really convinced of him apart from that just yet.

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Haha, apologize you energy drink faggots

VAR
brought to you by Monster Energy

Was that 100% clear?
He hits both the ball and Werner?

VAR is such a random shitshow.

Oh wow, guess refball and var only work when bayern is involved.

OH MY GOSH
honestly lads I had no idea that bundesliga had video assistance until right now

what the fuck I'm gobsmacked at what just happened
REFEREE ABSOLUTELY BTFO HE WILL NEVER RECOVER FROM THIS

>>78124789
The only thing they did wrong is not giving /our hurrensohn/ a yellow

>>78124789
it was no pen
werner is a diving hurensohn

tfw hamburg games are the most entertaining this season

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Poor Werner.

Can't dive against the VAR.

I'm sure he's devastated.

>>78124817
*this year

>>78124813
>get youir foot stepped on
>LOL DIVER!!

>>78124821
No VAR at wc lad ;)

>>78124840
Werner pls.

>>78124840
>t. Werner's mum

To whom should I fap

would I vote to remove VAR from the game? yes
will I vote in our BUNDESTAGSWAHL? no

what does that say about me

>>78124900
Gina Wild.

>>78124840
Shut up Shitmo Schwalbener

>>78124900
Werner's mum

>>78124908
You let refugees invade your country while being apathetic about it?

>>78124908
you don't care about politics

>>78124908
That you're a luddite pleb.

>>78124947
Either governing party after the election won't stop refugees from coming in.

>>78124915
No
>>78124932
Got any pics?

>>78124947
yes, I need more Freier

t. Werner's mum

>>78124957
>being this Americanised
go eat a burger and clap at a VAR decision

>>78124964
Sad 2bh

>>78124990
>VAR is bad
did you miss the last minutes?

>>78125002
it is

>>78125004
>wanting the league to be even more rigged in favour of Bayern
lel ok

>this mad dosenjunge itt
ekelhaft

>>78124947
Sad watching muh heritage get cucked huh?

>>78124699
>Anglo-on-Anglo violence in front of the Germanics

Shameful.

Exclusive Löw interview:

>LEAVE TIMO ALONE!!!11 THIS IS EMBARRASSING!1! HE MADE A MISTAKE AND APOLOGIZED!!11

>>78125057
Why does he defend him so much?

>>78125044
Nice assumption you cuck

>>78125074
he's a great striker

Wow Trump just announced that all diving boards are to be renamed werner boards
#respekt

>>78125074
Stuttgart bias

>>78125074
He has to. More difficult to market DIE MANNSCHAFT to asians with everyone shitting and booing him.

>>78125045
>>78125045
>>Anglo-on-Anglo violence in front of the Germanics
1. you probably have more German blood than English
2. the term 'anglo' derives from the germanic angle trip which migrated to britain
saying 'infront of germanics' makes no sense when anglo is a subset of germanic

dumb fucking yank

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>>78125111
This is what I voted for.

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>I will never meet some /bundrd/ lads irl
>Probably will never be able to visit Germany either

>>78125136
Anglo comes from an old word for England/English. Not that I'd ever want to be German or Anglo, of course

>commentator is an utter HSV cuck
/lifelong/ since August I bet

>>78125159
>the average american can't travel
ah yes, the so called first world country
>>78125175
wrong way round, the term the word england derives from anglo

Waldshit out.

>that fk
kek

what the fuck was that freekick
i'm honestly surprised at the poor standard of your league

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>>78125136
>tfw more English than German
>tfw more Irish than both

I'm not white, am I?

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>>78125200
Stop being so kc tier you absolute kc legend

>>78125214
oink

boooooooringggg

>>78125214
I'm half Irish desu, my dad was born there
you're just some heritage mong
>>78125216
never used that website desu

>that throw-in
top kek

dawww Holtby has a boo boo :(((

>>78125245
On his benis xdddddd

WHERE IS YUSSUF
REEEEEE

score

last digit is the number of goles in this game

i hope the game against dortmund isn't this boring
i want to witness goals

the standard of football on show here is just fucking awful
you germans should be ashamed, this seems like a championship game

>>78125139

damn, why does every pic I see of the guy just make me feel so sad for him? I mean, he must know, somewhere deep down, what a joke he will go down as in history and yet he soldiers on digging his own grave even deeper day by day.

>>78125318
t. brainwashed leftist cuck

>>78125316
nobody forces you to watch it

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>t. brainwashed leftist cuck

Robert Holz goal s o o n

>this commentator
I'M THIS FUCKING CLOSE TO AN ANEURYSM

>>78125374
good

>>78125387
mean

Wood is good
>>78125318
t. Nigger

>>78125398
sorry

>>78125374
You sure it might not be a sugar shock or something from all the Red Bull?

PAPA!

>>78125419
>drinking piss water
hehe nice meme

Papi is abusing Timo lmao

Die Trommler haben heute das Spiel gemacht.

>Kyriakos "Greek Chad" Papadopoulos

LASS DAS MAL DEN NABY MACHEN

Blooter

thanks mister black man

KEITA BLOOTER

Hmm

>Hamburg defensive organization

WELCOME TO LIVERPOOL

If Keita keeps going like this some PL team will take notice sooner or later.

Klopps boy

>Kamplel
no
NO
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Kampltime.

>>78125540
>hating on based kampl

>>78125599
He's mentally WEAK.

>>78125609

Not his fault that Leverkusen are shit. Just you wait.

>>78125609
why do you say that?

>>78125625
I will wait.
I also thought Werner was utter shit.

>>78125599
t ivanka Trump

>>78125629
Shown time and time again that he doesn't have the ability to fight when his team is down.
Not the spirit Robben possesses.

HUREN
SOHN

GET FUCKING FUCKED RAUTENSCHWEINE

really nice mister pace man

TIIIIIIIIIIMOOOOOOOOOOO

HURENSOHN HURENSOHN HURENSOHN HURENSOHN HURENSOHN HURENSOHN HURENSOHN HURENSOHN HURENSOHN HURENSOHN HURENSOHN HURENSOHN HURENSOHN HURENSOHN HURENSOHN HURENSOHN HURENSOHN HURENSOHN HURENSOHN HURENSOHN HURENSOHN HURENSOHN HURENSOHN HURENSOHN HURENSOHN HURENSOHN HURENSOHN HURENSOHN HURENSOHN HURENSOHN HURENSOHN HURENSOHN HURENSOHN HURENSOHN HURENSOHN HURENSOHN

BASED WERNER BASED WERNER BASED WERNER BASED WERNER BASED WERNER BASED WERNER BASED WERNER BASED WERNER BASED WERNER BASED WERNER BASED WERNER BASED WERNER BASED WERNER BASED WERNER BASED WERNER BASED WERNER BASED WERNER BASED WERNER BASED WERNER

TRADITIONSKEKS BTFOOOOOOO

>>78125638

Well and there's that kinda pass already.

>>78125699
It was a good pass.

Holy shit

>Germans hate this bases af faggot

Wow

did that Hamburger try to score with his dick?

>>78125659
Well I haven't watched a lot of his games in the past season, but the few I watched I thought he played well, even in the ones they were losing.

>>78125732
Fair enough. I might be wrong, I'd be happy to be.

>>78125703
For you

>>78125739
Leipzig supporter?
I think he's good when the manager is playing him in the right position.

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BASED

>>78125765
Season ticket in fact.
What's the "right" position in your opinion?

Typical HIV.

At least break someones legs you useless fucks.

>>78125790
Break keitas leg desu

>>78125765
>supporter
it's consumer

>>78125801
He will break his leg in the CL final.

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Who else besides plattenfart support afd

>>78125830
Halstenberg

>>78125830
Aias Aosman and Bakary Jatta

>Hannover-Hamburg is the next Friday game
z z z

>>78125782
I personally see him in a box-to-box role or behind the striker as the main pressing player. You have to utilise his good technique and work rate, anywhere else he'd be wasted.

>>78125814
That's like 2 years away.

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I cant fucking take another season of this, lads.

>Sabshitzer

>>78125739

He has been doing fairly well so far hasn't he?

I know I'm biased, but Kampl is probably the best player I've ever seen play in the Austrian league. And I know it's a shit league, but still there's been some good players to come out of it, and increasingly more so nowadays.

>Sabitzer
lel

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home team is NYRB but like RBL just as much, im your double consumer desu

>>78125811
Like he said >>78125864 , box to box midfielder, I think he plays best when he's the one controlling the tempo of the team

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>>78125846
>

>>78125858
Based. They are trying to kill the friday slot.

>>78125890
He played for literally half an hour against Hamburgo. I'll wait until I judge his performance.

Also Naby played in Austria.

>>78125906
7D chess

>keita injured
JUST

Naby's kill

>>78125912

Kampl was better at Salzburg than Naby was, is what I'm saying.

>>78125953
I have no idea.

How do you pronounce Leipzig? How far off is the English commentator? Or are you all watching German broadcast?

Stay positive, HIV :)

VORWÄRTS RASENBALL
LEIPZIG ÜBERALL

>>78125982
they will
last season they had only two points after ten matches

>>78125971
Lie ptzick

>Dortmund, Bayern, Leipzig on top
Well, status quo has been restored.

>>78125971
NIG GERS

>>78125971
What do you think dude

Also Germans vicaroo vandeweghe

>>78125982
#HIVPositive #GoodVibes # noRacism

>das war ein klasse fussballspiel

he's not serious, is he?

>>78126025
I looked it up, I was actually surprisingly close, almost spot on with my pronation.

>4 games, 4 goals
who can stop based Werner?

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>>78126127
pronunciation*

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Is it gay to suck a man's dick?

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>>78126149
The VAR :^)

>>78126226
Depends, is it your friends dick? Then no. Nothing gay about banter between friends.

>>78125967
I'm not the guy you're talking to, but he has a point.
Keita only turned went full godmode at the end of the 2015/16 season, when Salzburg turned into Soriano+Keita and some other random fucks for a few months. Apart from that stretch he was good, but not a world beater. Oscar Garcia had a huge part in developing him.
Kampl showed his quality over a far larger time period and did really well in Europe, something that Keita never did. It's perfectly reasonable to say that Kampl was better than him.

>>78126226
its only gay if he sucks your dick too.

>>78124522
>>78124623
Let us all laugh at this fool.