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shai hope edition

WI 123
ENG 64/5 (23.2 Ovs)
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hate rain
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>>78118905
same
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HAHAHAHA
love w
love x
love y
hate z
HAHAHAHAH I POSTED IT AGAIN
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>>78118964
daniels cracked lads
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HAHAHAH DANIEL
I POSTED IT AGAIN XD
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daniel has a nice voice we send each other videos and talk about cricket and stuff xx
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>>78119182
because breakfast is for schoolchildren and oaps
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mrfuckface must be an absolute loose cannon, his disrespect for authority is clearly visible in how he posts on 4chan while being 16
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>>78119182
its a joke mate
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4chan needs a rehab program for people just coming off a ban to stop repeat offences
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Great day's play. See you all tomorrow lads.
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>>78119243
this is confirmed him
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>>78119273
loose unit
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>>78119262
pretty much PNG
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cricket in burma
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Walkgod
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walkcunt
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horrid weather in chelmsford, i like to think if the weather is bad in chelmsford it isnt nice anywere
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on the piss lads
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>>78119417
I saw Chelmsford in one of the Sharpe movies and it was glum and depressing
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thank fuck for the rain lads
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>>78119419
based andrew symonds
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fucking WISH we had mics in test matches for the batting review/bowling review discussions, would really tickle my nerd cock
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don't know how anyone can stand living to England, I'd just move to one of the colonies myself
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just watched the 20/20 world cup final replay lads

stokes must have felt pretty bad ey
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>>78119470
i dunno i'm just very english even though i don't really realise it myself, i wouldnt last long anywhere else. it's a shithole yeah but its not that bad
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>>78119489
he went mental on some indian making fun of him on twitter over it I remember
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would love to head a cricket academy in chile one day though
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>>78119503
was pretty brutal
i understand going for big runs is a thing in meme cricket but 4 sixes in a row to lose

wouldnt feel much lower than that i rkn
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3dRSahkJ2l4

who /emoRnB/ here
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>>78119544
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPDJ_hshiSA
me lad
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love the concept of true love
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>>78119558
that isnt emo r & b tho :3
its punk emo

cool band tho ill give them a proper listen at some point
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>>78119591
Literally doesn't exist
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>>78119626
I reckon it's out there waiting for me to find it lad
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>>78119633
40% chance for me
not a bad chance
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>>78119633
>>78119643
Don't delude yourselves lads, you're chasing pipe dreams.

Get on with life before it passes you by while you long for something that doesn't exist
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need an indian best mate
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>>78119670
it's out there lad
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give pesäpallo a chance
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>>78119721
tell me about bundas
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>>78119741
all i know is i like them
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>>78119591
paedo detected
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based rain forcing a draw
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>>78119836
Hope we bring rain to Aus instead of Stoneman tbqh.
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business idea: women pay to have sex with me
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>>78119889
Reckon it'll be a hit mate
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>>78119869
Are you going to have a proper referendum on it like paddy land?
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is he elite again?
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>>78119909
nah, it's an optional vote via mail

don't think I'll be voting, I'm not sold on either if I'm honest
got nothing against gays though
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love being rich and upper class lads
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someone must have a stream for this, cant find one anywhere.
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are there any openly gay cricketers?
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>>78119994
lots of the girls
there was one english bloke that was gay
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>>78119987
crichd.in

it's raining though
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why are rich girls always ugly though
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just waiting on the Special Someone lads
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>>78119994
There was an England wicket keeper that was openly gay. Wasn't very good though.
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>>78119994
stuart broad
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*Pozzes your neg hole*
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>>78120007
cant get it to work? have to ' sign up '
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>>78120064
POWER RANKINGS OF ACCEPTABLE POSITIONS FOR THE TOKEN HOMOSEXUAL
1. 12th man
2. Fast bowler
3. Spin bowler
3. Opening batsman
4. Wicketkeeper
5. Mid-order batsman
6. Selector
7. Guy running around in the crowd with a watermelon on his head chanting out of time and out of tune
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>We have news! If no more rain, we will restart at 2.15pm. Time to boil the kettle. Back in a mo!

Hate this alleged sport.
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this image makes Rajibul SEEEEETHE
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>>78120180
Play at 2:15 then off for a spot of lunch at 2:30.
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>>78120202
Poohingya BTFO!
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>Greetings from Amarillo, Texas! This may sound silly with 15 wickets taken already, but given the weather and the fact that the series is tied, might they play a sixth day to get a decision? I was introduced to the game in 1975 when I spent a summer in London and that possibility was mentioned, or so I recall. I greatly enjoy your commentary and look forward to the resumption of play. Tim O'Neil

Well Tim's just embarrassed himself.
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>>78119671
ama
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tipping stokes for a tenacious 51
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>>78119920
>got nothing against gays though
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>>78120283
Are you brown?
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Griget's back on.
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Just jinxed them Nas you stupid half poo.
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love the cricket
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>>78119671
same haha
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Adore deerhunter

Twilight at carbon lake is the best song of the century
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>>78119671
need a mate full stop
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>>78120358
Skip it most times
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could do with a quick collapse here
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>>78120298
how brown
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>>78120417
ginger power will see us through to a 1st innings lead
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>>78120283
want to move to melbourne, talk about cricket with me and comment "very nice pic bro" on all of my facey profile pictures?
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need Taylor and Bravo
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trinilad, you here mate?
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what happened to deerhoof, used to be such a hyped band now it seems like no one cares
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would kill to have a clean cover drive
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>>78120402
Holy turbo fucking brainlet
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>A change at the Nursery End. The perpetually under-rated Jason Holder enters the attack. He's been mighty impressive in the last three innings
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Is this the BBL thread?
>Strikers make the epic signing of a broken down, vegan cripple who's managed 7 games in 2 years

It's >our year lads, this kind of roster management will be the edge >we've been looking for.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R3eSTMqsnMk
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>Perpetually under-rated
>Averages 37
What did he mean by this?
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>>78120506
still rate Siddle if I'm honest just not in pyjama
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>>78120451
reckon a full strength Taylor would run riot at an overcloud lords
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>>78120511
half the time he's not going for wickets
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>>78120279
>Amarillo, Texas
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Woke
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love that hour long video someone posted last thread with the Big Strong American talking about test cricket to his workmates
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>>78120496
Best gimmick of the year
Rajibul a close 2nd
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cowboy bebop is better than I remember
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I actually despise Stokes
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Would have bullied the shit out of Vettori if we went to the same high school
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Who had the best looking bowling action? Always rated Flintoff''s desu.
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>>78120651
Holding or Lillee
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>>78120651
holding no contest
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If Ben Stokes was a gay pornstar he'd be called Bum Strokes.
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reckon Lillee's was probably nicer when looking at the action alone but Holding looked fucking elite with the whole run up and shit, he'd just amble up looking like he really didn't give a shit and then the ball would come zooming out at 160 kph
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>>78120651
Paul Adams
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a classic desu
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>>78120664
kek
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cant remember what this is
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Wasabi - Lee Harding
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>>78120651
Mo asif

Graceful, cerebral, and he dropped down the most menacing deliveries of all time
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>>78120711
fucking kek forgot that
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>>78120707
Subcontinental friendship ritual.
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>>78120722
need it in my life
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>>78120444
trips of truth so I'm afraid I have to.
if I give you my PayPal would you send me tickets?
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119th for Ben Stokes being the most valuable player in cricket.
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Is Warne x Gower the worst commentary combo?
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also cant remember what this was
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>>78120752
Yes
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>>78120753
good filename
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>>78120753
Subcontinental mating ritual.
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>>78120753
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love Kemar
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>Bumstool
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>above the kneeroll
>hitting, not even umpire's call
wtf
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Roach is a manlet
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>GOATch
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>>78120812
>Manlets
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>>78120812
>>78120817
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Root should declare
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beginning to like stokes
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it was unfortunate that I was shilling Roach at the time he was injured/out of form

daniel had a field day with that
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>he's the most exciting player in world cricket at the moment
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oi richo mate
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who's the best test wicketkeeper
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>>78120863
the cock
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>>78120863
QdK
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>>78120874
>>78120869
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>>78120863
Alyssa Healy
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>>78120863
queerbum the nads
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>>78120881
his stats
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>>78120887
such as
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>>78120881
>knowyourmeme filename
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>>78120881
stats
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Name a more mincing run-up than Kenar Roach's.It's arguably only met by his teammate, Shannon Gabriel.
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>>78120881
his statistics
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>>78120892
>knowing what that is
back2ribbit

>>78120895
>>78120891
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Foakes should be keeping with Bairstow moving to 5.If only to take a team with Stokes, Woakes and Foakes to Australia.
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>>78120904
>>78120891
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>>78120901
did I read you, unironically, advocating for the return of the English Aaron Finch the other day?

KEK
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hate the concept of aging
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>>78120921
In a low-intelligence, brainlet phone poster so I can't see your WEBM.If you mean Hales, unironically yes.
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>>78120921
>fales
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>>78120923
but what do you think of ageing?
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lel
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>the city of ShanNOn GaBriALL
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he always does this shit
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>>78120952
>nogball
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>>78120952
you really fucked this up
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>>78120952
why would he snog a ball
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>>78120952
>snogball
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Names always start with capital letters, real brainiacs know this.
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>>78120944
hate the concept
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Why the fuck don't umpires call no balls more frequently? Umpires in the past have never had a problem calling no-balls on the field.

Every run counts in a low scoring match like this.
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>>78120989
since they have the technology for the third umpire to check the no ball on wicket deliveries they more focus on watching for edges and LBWs
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>>78120989
literally because of this
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Root not declaring is questionable captaincy desu.I'm worried.
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The Hebou PNG Barramundis lost their Twenty 20 (T20) encounter against Victoria by 30 runs in Maroochydore, Queensland yesterday despite a brilliant batting performance from Mahuru Dai.

Match Summary
Victoria 6/187 (20) Cameron White 54 (26), Sam Harper 46* (21), M Short 28 (15), Norman Vanua 2/39 (3), Assad Vala 1/22 (2), Alei Nao 1/24 (4), Mahuru Dai 1/32 (4) defeated Hebou PNG Barramundis 9/157 (20) Mahuru Dai 72* (43), Sese Bau 26 (11), Jon Holland 3/32 (4), James Murihead 2/24 (4), M Short 2/35 (4), Cameron White 1/19 (4) by 30 runs.
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>PNG should play in the Matador Cup

Match Summary
Tasmania 7/261 (50) Alex Doolan 81 (95), Simon Milenko 49 (73), Beau Webster 40 (42), James Faulkner 31* (17), Alei Nao 3/54 (10), Norman Vanua 2/46 (9), Chad Soper 2/49 (10) defeated Hebou PNG Barramundis 10/137 (38.5) Jack Vare 35 (55), Sese Bau 27 (37), John Boge Reva 22 (45), Gabe Bell 4/31 (7.5), Andrew Fekete 2/28 (7) by 124 runs
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>>78121001
Disgusting privileged white male scum not letting the poor brown people win, FUCK TRUMP!!!
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>>78121017
are papuans black or brown it's a tough question
they look almost african sometimes
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root should declare desu, 6 is a big enough lead
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>>78121001
>>78121008
link to scorecards, cant find it anywhere
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if kemar roach was a type of vehicle used for conveying passengers on excursions he'd be kemar coach
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hi lads
it's me
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>>78121024
Melanesians look the same, not sure if they're the same race.They look African as fuck.
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>>78121037
dunno how to find anything in cricinfo anymore sorry
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>>78121045
based mrfuckface how you doing
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>>78121046
yeah that's them

pretty sure the region was called New Guinea because they looked like Guineans
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if kemar roach pierced a cask to draw out liquid he'd be kemar broach
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anybody here into the band pavement?
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if kemar roach was a musician he'd be kemar beatle
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>>78121079
sad how mrfuckface has taken on Zachy B of all people as his idol
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if kemar roach had a pair of binoculars he'd be see-far roach
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What an extraordinary passage of play. Stokes is gone for a vital 60, and the ball is talking. And you know what ... if this is how the ball is going to behave through the evening session, I wouldn't rule out the game being over tonight...
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if kemar roach was a freshwater fish he'd be kemar loach
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>>78121080
noice
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>people thought he had a chance of making it
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>>78121086
dont be mean about me please im sensitive
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>you weren't born in the subcontinent
>you will never experience true mateship
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if kemar roach was a curry made of minced meat he'd be keema roach
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tell me about Marlon
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fucking love Roach
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>GOATCH
GOATCH
>GOATCH
GOATCH
>GOATCH
GOATCH
>GOATCH
GOATCH
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Think that puts and end to this meme about Moeen playing further up the order. Disgraceful innings from him.
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friendly reminder of the gimmicks i have pioneered-

what are the pitches like in x?
reckon a full strength x would stomp a x
tell me about cricket in x
reckon x has some x just waiting to be unearthed
pavement
rajibul
amir show
simon harmer

im literally the heartbeat of /cric/ and your stupid lowbrow zany aussie humour is cancer

we rule /cric/ now
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>>78121118
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>West Indies
>competitive against England
>away from home
fucking wew

5-0 coming up
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>>78121148
you just spam all of these zachy you're deluded
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>>78121148
reckonposting was my gimmick
I also contributed to the propagation of
>tell me about cricket in x
>reckon x has some x just waiting to be unearthed
>pavement

further gimmicks recent I have been responsible for include
>just got an email from X lads
>just did a big poo in a fancy restaurant lads and poo in general
>WI brainiacs
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>you just spam all of these zachy you're deluded
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tell me about a full strength kemar roach
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I was the one who told Walkbro to don the trip
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@78121178

>not Brainlet Ltd.
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>>78121174
I contributed to the propagation of WI brainiacs one too though
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tipping broad for a plucky 3
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>>78121184
this right here
my gimmick

none of you could dream of pioneering as many gimmicks as me, im literally the gimmick machine
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anyone care to give a /quickrundown/ on walkcunt
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>>78121254
lol
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lads you can say what you want but I spearheaded the Brainlet meme via making the no brainlets allowed and brainletbash threads and spamming it senselessly
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>>78121254
remember this happening a lot when the sneaky nuts meme was going on
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>>78121267
You also spearheaded the being a 16 years old tripfag meme.
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>>78121267
you made one thread mate
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*posts a shit unfunny meme pic about some obscure auscum cricketer nobody gives a shit about*
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>>78121311
based
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>>78121297
I also spearheaded your mum's arsehole
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*posts a highly cerebral, cultured and observant gimmick about world cricket*
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>>78121337
My mother is not a child molestor m8. She would never have gone along with that.
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>>78121217
Your "tip" was wrong.I expect to be fully reimbursed for my losses by Sunday morning or you'll be hearing from my lawyers.Thank you and good day.
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have alerted the janitor to MrFuckFace's presence in this thread
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>>78121161
how does that aussie dick taste you fucking heathen

sad!
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ur mom lamoooooo
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>I also spearheaded your mum's arsehole
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>Bread 100 incoming
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Eliminate Dowrich
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i literally pioneered the mrfuckface meme too

if i wasnt here he would be forgotten about by now
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>West Indibum fielding
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Dorwich is so shit
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>>78121429
Shane Dorwich from Norwich.
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The folks over at CaribbeanCricket will be SEETHING at that.
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best girl
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imagine how absorbed arleigh brathwaite is in this contest right now
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>>78121444
>>78121471
Zachy b's "attempts" to further some of his less established "memes" spotted.
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>>78121491
Who is Zachy b?
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>>78121491
first one wasnt me you turbo brainlet

keep swallowing that aus cock you sad cunt
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have the windies dropped any catches this match?
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If Stuart Broad was flatulent while in another country he could be called Stufart Abroad.
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dont want to mean or anything expatlad, i liked you once and i kind of had amor for you in a cute brainlet little brother kind of way, but your posts literally reek of casual
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>>78121528
Stokes early on
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livid Pooach has stolen the opportunity for a fivefor from Holder
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writing an assignment lads, it's a bit shit but what can you do
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>>78121566
make it unshit you plebeian
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>>78121573
hadn't thought of that
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>>78121588
sorry for being so candid lad

tough love, you know how it is
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>>78121540
I am an intellectual.
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Kind of funny how magalufbrainlet called me out for parroting my own gimmicks when it was actually somebody else

But yeah, I introduced that site to /cric/ too
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Shan't be adopting any form of gimmick if you're going to get cunty about it.
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is broad dare i say it back to his best with the bat
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Zachy is a bit too autistic for me now
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>>78121628
top notch cover drive that
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LOVE cover drives
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>>78121636
he always was tbf, people just encourage it for laughs
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What is Anderson and Broad's highest batting partnership?Can't use Cricinfo anymore, it's shit.
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>>78121653
22 off 14
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Broad looking like Michael Vaughan in his prime.
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>>78121653
Presumably in the match when Jim scored 81 vs India. Dunno how to see what it was though.
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>>78121653
>>78121679
soz, thought u said current partnership
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>>78121690
I accept your apology.
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he always was tbf, people just encourage it for laughs
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Tell me about the Burnley Lara's stint in the Plunkett Shield with Auckland.Is it the stuff of legend.
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You now remember Alastair Cook's first and only test wicket.

https://vimeo.com/100724195
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e-fame has gone to Zachy's head

I miss the days of the zachattack trip
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>Dowrich
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what's this Burnley Lara meme
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>>78121745
im honestly just a nice guy who likes test cricket, but sensitive and complex
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>>78121765
>I'm a nice guy
>I'm sensitive
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>Anderson's batting > Stoneman's
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>>78121765
yes autisic, we get it
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWReA3Vxn64
need him doing cricket commentary
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>>78121786
im literally not
i have the test cricket knowledge of an autistic person though
>>
>>78121794
What the fuck sort of meme sport is this?
>>
What current cricketers do you assume are heading straight to commentary booth after retirement?Hoping Sky pick up Sanga for next year.
>>
>>78121806
footy lad
>>
GOAT commentary duo: Warne x Bumble
>>
Is Narcos /cric/ approved or is it strictly normiecore?
>>
>>78121825
fazeer mohammed x cozier
>>
>>78121822
Why is the pitch shaped like that? Why are there multiple posts? Why are they wearing vests?
>>
>>78121794
Love BT

He's a bit thick but he just loves his footy and you have to respect that
>>
>>78121836
its fucking trash
the acting is awful
there's a colombian version which is apparently way better but i cant remember name of it

i literally lived in rionegro for a few months which is the birthplace of pablo escobar
>>
>>78121842
because that's how footy works

>>78121848
love how he got away with yelling out FUCK during the grand final last year
>>
>>78121860
I don't understand why they couldn't just hire Colombian actors, they're basically all Mexican or Spanish with the odd token Colombian.Most of them don't even attempt to do the accent(not that it really matters if you can't speak Spanish).
>>
>>78121884
i know, the lead guy has a thick brazilian accent speaking spanish and everyone in colombia fucking hates it
>>
tipping a big shai hope hundred
>>
Absolutely pissing it down here right now.
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2GO3Bauvbo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTCnO5MXvoI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8vvzKpmzT-I
need abos playing cricket, they'd be fucking elite fast bowlers
>>
I feel so close to you right now
It's a force field
>>
>>78121980
sunny and warm here lad, bit of a breeze though
>>
>>78122012
yeah that's why I was talking about cricket
>>
imagine how keenly arleigh will be studying this kraigg innings
>>
my dad never watched me play
>>
Powell will make a century
>>
>>78122046
tfw no dad like arleigh
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hwhf8DfCObY
>>
>>78122081
Like some weird parents evening.
>>
Oh Jimmy Jimmy
>>
arleigh would have a thing or two to say about that shot
>>
>memewaite
>>
waiting to see how seething the aussies will be when 'blanderson' goes past mcgrath
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dumping some OC gold
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>>78122172
mcgrath had to share wickets with warne, lee and gillespie
blanderson just has to compete with fraud while playing half his games in england
>>
BASED Anderbum.
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>>78122164
yorkshire just signed him after last games performance
>>
What the FUCK is with the village catching in this series??
>>
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2/2
>>
STATE
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>>78120296
>>78122178

pretty shit 2bh
>>
>>78122198
think this one could really take off
brainletears
>>
>w-wickets taken at home don't count
>>
tipping a MASSIVE shai hope hundred and the start of the great windies revival i called months ago
>>
>>78122252
if this happens I'll never post again
>>
Only posters who were here for the 2013 Ashes can post past this post.
>>
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love mr fuck face
>>
Only posters who were older than 4 years old at the time of the 2005 ashes may post past this post.
>>
..
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>>78122293
how did we find this zachy?
>>
>>78122301
probably via his reddit
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>>78122297

literally 10 years older than that
>>
Only posters who have attended a first class cricket match may post after this post.
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>>78122310
>>
>>78122306
I'm the guy who looked through his reddit history and it wasn't there

truthbomb: zachy is mrfuckface
>>
2005 ashes was the first I remember watching

first test series I watched properly was the 2003/4 Indian series
>>
>>78122322
nah this is zachy
https://www.fb.com/zach.bowen.395
>>
>Asser Poosain
>>
>>78122322
maybe your internet skills just arent as good as mine. it's him
>>
>>78122341
yeah thanks for that mate *thumbs up*
>>
>>78122333
I can remember 2001 quite a bit.Well, I can remember Gilcrist and Butcher's century in the consolation victory.
>>
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>>78122341
>attended the same University
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>>78122270
16 year olds aren't allowed on 4chan so piss off
>>
>>78122341
proofs? looks like a complete fuccboi
>>
>>78122346
teach me o gr8 one. how did you do it
>>
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>>78122383
he makes no attempt to hide it
>>
>>78122383
Presumably he's the Rajibul poster. He posted a picture of Rajibul the other day without cropping out his own profile picture and it's the same guy.
>>
>>78122341
Seems pretty white for an Amir fan.
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he also posted pictures of himself all the time

he used to post himself doing the constanza face in 2012
>>
>>78122398
based, im just so culturally astute
>>
>>78122401
>Presumably he's the Rajibul poster

certainly is
>>
tell me about Zachy B's middle aged mate
>>
>>78122380
two years ago I was posting from the same library in the same university as two other /cric/ posters
we were going to meet up at the tav but we all agreed we were too autistic
>>
before test cricket
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>>78122419
>tfw he actually looks good
>>
>>78122401
GOD
>>
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the /cric/ lads
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>>78122479
looks and intelligence are same peas in the pod m8
>>
>>78122455
are there really that many australians positing here?
>>
>>78122501
JUST. Who's the one with the extra chromosome?
>>
>>78122501
1. ajay
2. daniel
3. poodam
4. saxon
5. random american
6. random kiwi
7. fat hump gay
8. zachy
9. gregory
10. ankush
11. walkie
12. goosey
>>
>>78122501
who are these people

t.freshie
>>
>>78122520
during summer I'd guess there's 30ish posters

there is at least three australians in this thread
>>
>COMPUTERBALL
>>
>>78122501
should do a where are they now on this
daniel, poodam and saxon have all made positive changes to their lives
>>
The ABSOLUTE STATE of Kyle Hope.
>>
imagine reviewing that, proper fatson tier
>>
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maybe not saxon actually
>>
tell me about adam and saxonlad
>>
>>78122538
More than 3, easily.
>>
tipping a west Undies heavy loss
>>
>>78122584
Adam is some english expat that posted a facebook screenshot here in 2015 or something and got doxxed. dunno if he still posts
Saxon was an underaged /pol/tist that used to post "execute all muslims" in every thread. he was doxxed by daniel after posting /cric/ memes on stuff.co.nz's facebook page
>>
>>78122608
what's with everyone getting doxxed
Daniel, Adam, Saxondale now mrfuckface
>>
>>78122628
they're just a bit careless lad
>>
>>78122628
saxonlad*
>>
don't really care for anderson
boring bowler if you ask me
>>
No-one did.
>>
still unsure of how the fuck zachy found that photo. fucking neet
>>
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>ywn take your 500th test wicket in lords
>>
love goosey
love statsy
love walky
love zachy
love ankush
love trinibro
hate mrredditface
>>
>>78122668

>2017
>can't make a ball that changes colour depending on the light

Thought we were living in the future. Disappointing.
>>
https://www.fb.com/saxon47
https://www.fb.com/drlhay
https://www.fb.com/adamtaylor95
https://www.fb.com/ankushsehgal1234
lost track of gregory
>>
>>78122694
tad rude lad>>78122694
>>
>>78122700

Whoops didn't mean to reply to that post.
>>
shall be off to find based redditface
>>
Using the logic that some(mostly Indians) use, if a current-day batsman can never be compared to Tendulkar, Lara, Ponting, etc because of the batting-friendly nature of the modern game, would a bowler with comparable stats to those that dominated when it was a bowler's game be considered far better?
>>
>>78122816
yes

comparing across eras is stupid.
>>
>>78122816

Anderson would have 800 wickets if he played in the 90s like McGrath.
>>
>>78122868
yeah most bowlers would have 800 wickets if they played like McGrath
>>
Can't understand James Corden's continued career success tbqh.
>>
powell can't get out
>>
i think my new iphone 7 just broke, its completely malfunctioning, like unusable ,do you think when it runs out of charge and power it up again it iwll work?
>>
>>78122931
>iphone
lol
>>
>>78122912

>not understanding why fat, unfunny "blokes" like a fat, unfunny "bloke"
>>
>>78122912
https://www.fb.com/superdeluxevideo/videos/522574171420471/
>>
HOME BABBY
>>
Jesus it's almost pitch black out there without the lights.
>>
never falling for the (((iphone))) meme ever again
>>
"I was never a Brian Lara fan and I never appreciated the way he played." Michael Holding
>>
>>78123040
Mikey is redpilled.
>>
>>78123049
Lara is in the right
http://www.news.com.au/sport/cricket/brian-lara-calls-out-former-west-indies-teammates-in-brutally-honest-speech/news-story/4c8b7ad98766c430144a9eb8c71eaad2
>>
>>78123040

The ULTIMATE in selfish players.

Great to watch though.
>>
>favourite shit
>>
>>78123060
Tbh you can excuse him for being selfish given the team he was playing in
there were maybe three competent batsmen in the WI then, Sarwan, Chanderpaul and Lara
>>
>>78123083
>Chanderpaul
absolute gun of a player
>>
>>78123093
Boring player desu lad. Prefer players who can come in and get you a quick and flashy 30 before getting out.
>>
>>78123083
Gayle was a pretty good test player tbf.
>>
apparently Powell plays in Sri Lanka's first class league
that's a bit strange, wonder if it's about money and they're the only ones that will take him
>>
>>78123083
>Chanderpaul
ADORE him criminally underrated
>>
>that huge trail of black cloud over the ground
doesn't look safe
>>
>>78123116
yeah forgot about him funnily enough
don't even think of him as an international player anymore
>>
>>78123115
>Prefer players who can come in and get you a quick and flashy 30
>>
>>78123115
>le chanderpaul bats slow meme

he only became autism incarnate because his team was dogshit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LjSWwHEuAo
>>
>>78123123
he was fucking elite,imagine if chanderpaul had been born in australia and not a shit WI era
would have averaged 70
>>
>>78123154
>imagine if chanderpaul had been born in australia

physically can't even begin to imagine how good he would've done
>>
just took a massive shit lads
>>
Based Jimmy. Peach of a ball.
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>exposing your stumps
absolutely archaic
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Love it when my stream is delayed just enough that I can see there's a wicket on the cricinfo tab and switch over to watch it.
>>
>>
will kill myself tonight
>>
every night for nearly two decades I go to bed pretending that I'm a famous test cricketer
>>
rude
>>
>>78123466

What's your position and stats lad?
>>
errgh did (((sky sports))) just cut the cricket off prematurely
whats going on lads?
>>
>>78123483
very fast bowler, number 11, average 18.04 with the ball and 2.31 with the bat #gun
>>
>>78123490
It's still on. I just had to refresh my stream.
>>
nvm it just changed channel
>>
>>78123490
switch to sky sports griget, they're showing a hull vs derby game on the main event channel now
>>
Nasser btfo.
>>
bang him out jimmy lad, the fat fuck
>>
Can't believe we have test cricket at 7pm on a Friday in September.
>>
Inb4 Andershit gets banned from bowling for the rest of the match.
>>
Wasted review. Umpire's call.
>>
would love Bravo walking out to bat right now
>>
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>>78123513
> they're showing a hull vs derby game on the main event channel now
how horrific
>>
tipping hope for a cerebral 74
>>
>>78123498

Pfft. My DBC 17 all-rounder averages 14.5 with the ball and 52 with the bat in test cricket.
>>
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>>78123623
>not playing ashes cricket 13
>>
>>78123653

Can't believe they actually thought they could get away with releasing this.
>>
>>78123653
Was this made by Americans?
>>
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anyone else gonna be watching del potro vs nadal tonight
who you tipping
>>
>>78123653
no one should ever do this

>>78123685
Australians I think, published by EA though
>>
>>78123689

Del Potro deserves to win the tournament after all his injuries. Legit would have prevented the Djokovic dominance years if he was fit.
>>
>>78123653
this game was awful
>>
actually EA had nothing to do with it
>>
>>78123709
i really hope he wins against but not sure he will
>>
>>78123704
Miss the old EA cricket games tb h.
>>
livid that the guys behind International Cricket 2005 were never allowed to make another cricket game
>>
very disappointed in DBC17
>>
>>78123732

What? Codemasters made BLIC 2007, Ashes Cricket 2009 and published International Cricket 2010
>>
>>78123764
Codemasters published it, Swordfish Studios made it then got bought out by Vivendi
>>
>get hit for a boundary
>pretend it was because you slipped in the crease

hate this meme
>>
>>78123732
>International Cricket 2005
BLC 2005?

shit lad i never had no idea it wasnt the same developer that made that abomination 2007, 2005 was fucking elite
>>
Ashes cricket 09 was decent.
>>
>>78123761

If they'd spent another few months patching it could have been great. It's still the most playable cricket game ever for me. The control system for batting and bowling is so slick. I would never even bother bowling in older cricket games because "choose where you want it to pitch and press X when the meter is full" was boring as fuck.
>>
lads we NEED to convince swordfish studios to make a ps4 cricket game
>>
>>78123823
just doesn't feel fun anymore
I agree with you on the controls, but 14 had that to and felt a lot better to play
>>
>>78123799
it was alright, not as good as BLC 2005
>>
>>78123826
don't exist anymore
>>
gaming is so fuckign dead
nobody dare spend the money to make a game anymore
>>
the sky above Lords looks fucking incredible
>>
>>78123866
i know they must be resurrected
>>
>>78123898
yeah I hate it now
it's all too commercial
>>
might pick up dbc14 for the ps3
>>
>Ben Hollioake carried by Surrey squad to domination in Cricket Captain
What could have been
>>
>>78123840

The problem I had with 14 was I was too shit to play at the harder difficulties but medium and below was way too easy, so I never really had a fun challenge. I love that they added so many different difficulty modifiers in 17.

The sheer fact that you can effectively have a fully licensed roster of teams and players with unique stadiums also shouldn't be overlooked.
>>
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>tfw it becomes a day/night/day again test
>>
>>78123933
the issue is that now there is no sucess mid-tier development due to the cost of makong a game rising so much. It's either AAA studios or shit indie ones
>>
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>for the ps3
>>
>>78123898
yeah not sure what happened
looking forward to div:os 2 though
>>
>>78123985
*making
>>
>>78123916
genuinely does holy cow
>>
everyone got done over by the graphics jew, basically
>>
>>78123985
noticed that, it's what killed games for me
>>
>>78123994

I'm convinced that mobile gaming killed gaming
>>
>>78123994
HD games
they all died off after the PS2 hit since games are too expensive now
japan still has some, but they all make weebshit for handhelds
>>
and yeah u cant leave AAA studios in charge of making good games, theyre just their to jew the fuck out of you
>>
bring back betamax
>>
>>78124055
>>78124059
the fact that a studio like valve, with no one else to answer to, and near unlimited budget refuse to make games tells you all you need to know
>>
i just want to play dragon quest VIII on my ps2 for the first time again
>>
i just want to play metal gear solid 3 on my ps2 for the first time again
>>
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=6&v=JSrTb2qQnNE

have you lads taken he shaheen shah afradi pill yet? 17 year old from khyber agency, will take 600 test wickets at a touch over 20
>>
>>78121118
>knowing what 'Keema' is
subcontinental confirmed
>>
>>78125370
ikr, you'd think there's a curry house in every town in the uk or something
>>
>>78125370
alright rajibul
>>
cook
warner
pujara
smith
stokes
qdk
philander
hazelwood
rabada
lyon

/elite/
>>
>>78125710
pretty good lad, only 10 players there though
you forgot amir
>>
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>>78125710
>Only ten players
>>
>>78125746
>>78125755
fuck lads i can't count sorry.

also >amir. just chuck shakib al goatsan in after stokes/before qdk
>>
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>doubting GOATmir

but yeah you should fit shakib in there somewhere too at the same time, a certain somebody rates him extremely highly
>>
brathwaite
cook
pujara
smith
roof
stokes
bairstow
shakib
amir
lyon
hazlewood

absolute fucking nailed it
>>
Honestly lads, there is nothing in my life that I am more proud of than the SS Turbo my old man handed down to me.
>>
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>>78125969
almost, so close zachy but then

>memewaite
>>
>>78126159
i just cant help myself to a dogged right handed opening bat lad
>>
really prayed for heino kuhns success but it just wasnt to be
>>
>>78126211
understandable mate
>>
shall be going to sleep now lads got dummy amount of homework to do tomorrow
>>
BASED mr fuckface ^
>>
TMS is just broadcasting heaven.......100% honest, integrity and warmth.
Arlott, Johnners, CMJ, The Boil, Fred Truman, Bearders etc may all be gone but their spirit is very much alive........
>>
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>>78126614
Blowers is also gone after this test, tomorrow will likely be his last day of commentating.
>>
>>78126695
based caps and full stops lad
got any truthies for us?
>>
>>78126774
Beg your pardon m8?
>>
499th for /hoc/
>>
>>78126890
do you have any elite truthbombs for us?
>>
>>78126933
>>78126933

NEW
>>
>>78122710
https://www.fb.com/profile.php?id=100008439907738
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