How many goals will he score against poor little APOEL?

if Ronaldo were a robot from the future, he'd be the T2UUU

all of them

0. He only scores against small teams like Barcelona, Bayern, Atletico and Juve nowadays

Another hat-trick incoming, lads.

Not enough. APOEL will beat Real.

>>78117500
bet all of your money on it! you won't regret it!

What will his "The ______ of ____ " name be?

The real question is how hard Spurs will be tsuuu'ed.

>>78119036
The apostle of Apolel

>>78118929
"local man gets immensely rich after crazy bet"

>the assassin of apolel

>>78117235

Make Umaru Tsu teh new meme