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light reading
>Martin Samuel thinks what were all thinking about transfer window shutting early
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-4863102/MARTIN-SAMUEL-turkeys-really-voted-Christmas.html
>Only the Manchester Clubs (from the big 6) were the only smart ones in the decision
https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/football/4416773/manchester-united-manchester-city-premier-league-transfer-window-shorter/

>>78117089
I might just be retarded, but what exactly is the point of shorteningthe transfer window? I understand the implications but fail to see how any of them are positive

>>78117134
it's always a positive for the world to ensure there's less /trans/ lads

>>78117134

The "transfer window" is stupid as shit.

Literally the only people that want one are the owners and now the small clique of media people who have earn clicks off it.

>>78117134
fairly obvious isn't it
>build squad
>have 5-6 weeks of preparation
>season starts
>someone comes along with big bag of money and board sells your best players
>have to start redesigning and rebuilding mid season

also to avoid situations like the coutinho shitshow

>>78117134
the main benefit is premier league clubs cant buy players in the same league once the season starts, which you could do this summer (for a few more weeks until 31st August).
It doesn't stop foreign clubs buying players from the premier league and then the premier league club is fucked without a replacement.

Its also now ruled out premier league clubs buying players who looked good in the olympics i.e. Oscar, Lucas Moura

If the Premier League closes it's transfer window early, why don't they also say players can't be sold after the deadline to foreign countries either?Because then you'll see players leaving without being replaced.I know release clauses are not so much of a thing in England(yet) but a few players have them and if their clause is activated, they can leave.

>>78117207
>If the Premier League closes it's transfer window early, why don't they also say players can't be sold after the deadline to foreign countries either?
Because I think this is a ploy by clubs to get more cash from foreign clubs in transfers

>tfw get range banned

FIFA opened disciplinary proceedings against Dele Alli for middle finger

>>78117267
will he only get banned for internationals or overall ban from football?

>>78117186

Clubs don't have to sell players

inb4 "release clauses"

Clubs don't have to put release clauses into their contracts

>>78117278
Hopefully they ban him from life.

>>78117267

I hope they execute him, such a classes, disgusting act, I have shaking when I saw it. Hope they break both his kneecaps, what a vile, evil person

not /top flight/

what are you doing

Any moisturiser man in?

>>78117417
I bathe in Ewe's milk la, no need for moisturizer

>>78117417
I use ur mums creme m8

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>Jurgen Dollopp

>>78118024
scouse is known for being nutritious

>>78117186
>it doesn't stop foreign clubs buying players from the premier league and then the premier league club is fucked without a replacement
I dont understand why everyone is saying this. Because it makes no sense. Every single PL club can now say, with absolute certainty and safety, "we are not selling any players we want to keep after this day". Because it's the club who decides, not the player.

So yeah, if a club wants to get rid of some no hope shitter, they can still sell him. But as for any actual first team players, they can just day "if you're not gone by this day, you're not going" and that's that.

Unless you think Premier League clubs are all run by pussies who can't control their players? VVD/Coutinho this summer would suggest otherwise

>>78118249
>Unless you think Premier League clubs are all run by pussies who can't control their players?
not all, but most of them.

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The Sporting saga just gets worse and worse.

>>78118491
It's being run by clowns but it is fun to watch

Yeah, come buy our players, foreign clubs. We're not all richer than you or anything.

23 days until the next international break.

In all seriousness who do you actually have as favourites for the league?

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For me, it's modern-day Maradona.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/41198479

>La Liga officials open to playing league matches outside of Spain
Fucking hell.

https://talksport.com/football/every-premier-league-kit-201718-season-stripped-shirt-sponsor-170907253556

neat

>>78118491
>>78118516
That shit is so old, its still in court. What do you have against Sporting? Upset we dont sell our players for peanuts? Should be more worried about your bloodsucking owners, enjoy relegation while they get richer.

>>78119074
Talksport actually have a nice way to cycle through images. Shit like the Telegraph is cancer: you have to reload the whole page. Pichunter/imagefap is better than both though because you can use the left and right key on your keyboard.

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>Independent body finds @HullCity breached @premierleague rules on lack of concessions. Club have agreed to concessions if promoted

>if promoted

Like that's happening.

Fuck's sake, not expecting much from the completely spineless EFL either.

>>78119074
kind of depressing how you can see how much higher the club badges are, to make the sponsor even more central.

>>78119074
this is why we need socialism

You have 5 seconds to name the last good English manager

City 3-2 Liverpool

bring back /epl/ this is so gay

A lot of money in the English game right now...

Makes me wonder..shouldn't those brave soldiers stationed throughout the world risking their very lives be receiving an equivalent wage?

>>78119074
>every nike kit is literally a plain t-shirt with the nike tick

>>78119579
There's literally no point in having an army in this day and age. An airforce, some missiles and a navy if you have a coastline is all you need for defence.

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>arsenal

>BREAKING: Philippe Coutinho left out of Liverpool squad for tomorrow's match against Manchester City #SSN

LMAO HE'S REFUSING TO PLAY

Fucking hell the STATE of Liverpool...

>>78119200
It was literally in Portuguese newspapers today, stop whinging and have a go at them.

>>78119677
Damning since he was fine for Brazil, clearly he is just refusing to play

>>78119563
Big Sam

Who will be first to fail to win the league, Bayern or Celtic?

Will it even happen in our lifetime?

>>78119677
b-but I thought he was smiling with Moreno

>>78118952
>ywn be one of the world's best players then spend the rest of your life getting fat and doing a shit load of coke

why even live

>>78119563
Kenny Jackett

>>78119563
Tony Pulis.

>>78119725

Bayern. RB Leipzig has more of a chance of changing the Bundesliga than any Scottish club has of changing SPL.

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>>78119677

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Liverpool turned down £130m for this

>b-but it's a World Cup year, he'll have to play well

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>78118987
does every team play a 39th game then?
>1st vs 2nd, 3rd vs 4th, ...
>winner of 1v2 gets 1st, winner of 3v4 gets 3rd, ...
>spicy matches at the top
>very spicy 1st vs 2nd, 16th vs 17th

>>78119563
David Moyes.

>>78119563
maurice pock T. noel

I'm sure Coutinho will be devastated.

thought on poop vs kloop?

season over for whoever gets EXPOSED.

>>78119957
>Posts 27,047
wew

>>78117186
epl doesn't have release clauses.
No one buys players from the epl without a lot of pondering.

>>78119957
Seems like he's being left to walk alone. Sad!

>>78119957
Wew, liverslips really overestimate the importance of their shitty club, la

>>78119763
>rating Leipzig
They lost to >Schalke

>>78119697
Not him, but you should REALLY ignore portuguese media.

Anyway, that shit is in the courts and it was the only way to get the club rid of agents like Mendes and other 3rd party owners of players.

>>78119615
You don't even need any of that. You only need arms if the other guy has them. So just have a worldwide detente.

>>78120024
Heh.

must-watch video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CjyBg16SURk

>>78120026
Their delusion is at the heart of why they get so upset when a South American or Iberian tells them he wants to leave. They don't get that Liverpool isn't considered anything near a top club by the world's best players.

>>78120065
>all countries ""agree"" to destroy all their arms
>soon after a country that ""agreed"" to destroy its arms attacks another country and conquers it
Yes that would work well

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what the..

>>78119697
Because the fiscal records where released today, there is 17million set apart in case the case is lost. This was already known, newspapers just like to repeat it to have a go, O Jogo is from the city of Porto and heavily biased towards FC Porto.

>>78120125
>thinking countries are that unsophisticated

>>78119563
nigel pearson

>>78120106
wow.... really makes u think

>>78120106
damn eric bailly age so hard he turn into a fm regen

>>78120145
>thinking force is unsophisticated

literal brainlet speak la

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>>78119563
current best one coming through

im on strike until it becomes /epl/ again. enjoy your dead banterless threads

Why are liverslip customers the worst?

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>>78120365
>TF
>TP

Literally writes itself

>>78120361
>wahhh s-stop poking fun at Liverpool!!

DON'T return.

>>78120394
>thinking i care about livershit

i havnt even read the thread, im protesting using the wrong name in the OP. i deliver 90 percent of the good posts in /epl/ so the general will be even worse than usual. dug your own grave

kompany injured again lmao

>>78120419
The threads have been better this season since becoming /prem/ though so good fucking riddance I guess

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>>78119634

>>78120024
I find this hilarious

My m8 is looking for a few more people for his Togga league....and I know that through the power of autism, we have developed some of the finest footballing minds on the planet here at Spee.

Free to enter. Winner gets a football top of their choice at the end of the season. Been running for a couple of years. Only requirement is that you don't bin it off after a month...

Draft is at 6PM tonight. Few hours away. Spaces limited.

Code: ZFP3D58AG8R9W8GA

>>78117186
>Its also now ruled out premier league clubs buying players who looked good in the olympics i.e. Oscar, Lucas Moura

That's a massive positive, fuck the memelypic football

>>78120579
finally a chance to show my parents i'm not a failure

>tfw gambling on Richarlison falling another round and somebody else taking him before me

I gambled away Charlie for Daley fucking Blind. And then I tried to trade Blind for him, and the other dude rejected without even discussing it

>>78117186
>Its also now ruled out premier league clubs buying players who looked good in the olympics i.e. Oscar, Lucas Moura

Yeah and also whoever won the 100m or the long jump.

>>78118952
He's vision is still better than most modern players

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=A6YOtpeG3js

>>78120654
woah... can you, like, take take this racism back to /pol/ please, you know.

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>maradonafags

>>78120579
finally a chance to show my parents i'm not a failure

>tfw gambling on Richarlison falling another round and somebody else taking him before me

I gambled away Charlie for Daley fucking Blind. And then I tried to trade Blind for him, and the other dude rejected without even discussing it

>>78120694
great show. i really liked this guy's scenes in particular.

>>78120710
yeah I need to watch it again. Sky have put the series up in 4K, definitely worth another watch for it

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>>78120721
>that scene where the Pope and Sofia are talking ahead of his meeting with the PM of Greenland and Voiello is showing her Napoli's forwards on his phone

>>78119563
kenny dalglish

>/efl/

Oh god these fucking autists are back

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Not enjoying this Liverpool feel right now lads.

@78120795
FUCK OFF

>literally the only people speaking about Liverpool are obsessed haters

Give it a fookin rest you boring shit cunts, you're not even getting a rise out of them

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>>78120579
Signed up. Fucking love draft leagues. Makes every game exciting...way moreso than having a bet. Last year I was on the edge of my seat praying for Kante to make one more tackle, interception, key pass, shot on target, dribble...anything... in the last 15 minutes and the fucker didn't touch the ball once. Lost by 0.25.

Post it in /trb/. They'll fill it up in 10 minutes.

>the liverpool fans were innocent at Hillsbor-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8aATJ1Gyvgo

>>78120808
Because the scousers have crawled back into their windowless holes

>>78120807
This counts as not just a (You) but an obsessed (You). Cheers senpai now fuck off to a non-league thread

>>78120807
>You now remember last season when an /efl/ thread 404'd after getting less than 200 replies over a 7+ day period
>A good number of the posts were strong muscular /epl/ posters bullying the non-league scum

>>78120854
>using the term /epl/
embarrassed for you

>>78120866
Being a newfag is not something to be proud of

>>78120878
>get rumbled on being a foreigner on a proxy
>m-m-muh newfag
quite funny

>>78120854
to be honest the only english football related threads on /sp/ that aren't 90% shit are football league match threads

>>78120894
>Blatantly exposing yourself as a newfag
Really helping me desu cheers lad. I'm sorry you're having to cope with the fact that literally no one cares about non-league football

>>78120822
yeah...I always sign up to the normal one and stop playing after a month, but draft was great last year. It's like a live action Football Manager.

I'll be away at 6 though ffs. the one fucking time I leave the house.

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>he replied to the same post twice

#FreeCoutinho from the #KloppEffect 2bh

>>78118249

>VVD/Coutinho this summer would suggest otherwise

This is such a stupid argument. Both of these players threw their toys out of the pram to try and force through a move ('stress injury' lol). All that a shorter window does is prevent the clubs from getting a replacement in. You'll still get 3 weeks of sulking players hampering the team's performance.

who is more exposed as liverpool crush city tomorrow? poop or cuttin ho

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that friday feel
footy back

Player of the month: Mane
Goal of the month: Daniels v Man City

Still manager of the month to go. It'll go to Mourinho or Wagner I reckon.

>>78121344
Dyche should get it

>>78120579
Just signed up. When do we find out the draft order? I'm assuming Lukaku will be the Number 1 pick.

>>78121344

Surely it will be Mourinho. There's no way that the only team with a 100% record and a +10 goal difference after 3 games will be overlooked for both player and manager of the month.

>>78121398
Well Wagner has 7/9 points with 0 goals conceded in Huddersfield's first season in the PL. He has to get some credit for that.

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Drinkwater won't be ready to start against leicester

>>78121398
gives mou conspiracy fuel to work with though.. pretty much guarantees a utd title, petty as that sounds, but that's mou

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#Rešpećt

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good thing there are better games than this 0-1 game

>>78121411

I'm not saying he doesn't deserve credit. I'm just saying that I believe United will win manager of the month having not got player of the month. If a United player had won it, I'd probably expect Wagner too.

>>78121428 Could be right though. Maybe Mou would prefer to win neither and build the 'us vs the world' idea.

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>>78121344
>Still manager of the month to go. It'll go to Mourinho or Wagner I reckon.

>not Tony Pulis

>>78120903
That's only because they get like 30 posts over the course of the entire match.

>>78121344
>Wagner
Not after those back to back losses to Stoke and Liverpool

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Swansea have Renato Sanches and Bony

>>78121545
hehe

>>78121545
fuck off

>>78118491
>this is how desperate O Nojo is to sell their toilet "news"paper
that shit's old, it's been closed for a while now, don't pay attention to Porto's unofficial news media

>>78120579
I'm going to create an under the radar team of young or unappreciated superstars. Renato Sanches, Jesé, Bailly, Austin etc.

I've never did a draft before but I'm pretty sure I'll be the /sp/ champion.

>the absolute state of West Ham
https://www.theguardian.com/football/2017/sep/08/west-ham-slaven-bilic-laughed-dildo-brothers-sullivan-gold?CMP=share_btn_tw

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Wagner wins manager of the month

>>78121691
>state if those sponsors

>>78121398
>The city of you

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>>78121428
>>78121691

United win the league then.

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>>78121691
Will that trophy make the players learn how to use tools?

>>78121691
whats in the box?

>>78121398
alas

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>>78121730

Hi no bully pls.

>>78121748
It clearly contains the Manager of the Month can't you read?

4 weeks until the next international break lads

>>78121791
15 weeks until the next transfer window lad.

>>78121791
oh great now i get to cheer for the random people who were by pure chance born within the same massive borders (including some island) and follow the same set of laws. hooray

>>78121759
sorry

Derby v Hull is on at 7:45 lads.
Better than going out on the town and having great fun with your m8s and picking up qt chicks and falling home dragging the contents of a munchie box singing footy chants. Haha. Ha. H.

>>78121826
kys (kill yourself) yourself commie

>>78121883
go back to civic nationalism general, Lauren Simenson
>>/pol/

>>78121968
>anyone who doesn't agree with my insane identity bleaching is le /pol/boogeyman
can't honestly tell whether to direct you to /leftypol/ or reddit your political infancy is that generic

>>78121791
Delete this

>>78121791
JUST

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Goodnight, sweet prince :'(

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Das it Mane

>>78117054
>/prem/+/efl/
literally THE only acceptable name
based

>>78120579
Don't want to spam..but I'd appreciate any of my a/sp/ie friends joining me to play.

Draft is in 45 minutes, and we need another two players to fill up the league.

I'd do it for you desu.

>>78122115
>le play for a CL filler team and miss out on the greatest sporting story man

>>78122147
Fuck yes. I've wanted to enter a draft league forever. Pls order my Griezmann 7 United top now, as it's a literal certainty that I'll win.

silva linked with a move to fernerbache.

Don't do it pep you bald fag

>>78122147
ill join but ill probably shit the bed and forget about this by next week desu

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>implying Stoke stand a chance

>>78122278
kek, you really think City are gonna get rid of David Silva? He's staying there until his contract runs out, then he's returning home to play for Las Palmas. He's still vital to the way City play, even more so now Pep is there

FUCK THE WORLD CUP.
NO ONE WANTS IT.

https://www.timesofisrael.com/jewish-ex-russia-coach-slutsky-hired-by-relegated-hull/

Didn't realise Slutsky was a Jew.

also
>Leonid Slutsky, a close friend of Roman Abramovich, will be the first Russian soccer coach in the English Premier League
>Jewish subeditors

>>78122625
It's a dangerous Stoke side tbqh. Man Utd haven't won there in 4 years.

>>78122115
F

>>78122625
They'll challenge us, but we'll be too strong

>started out with £50 on Skybet two weeks ago.
>got it up to £916 using the same tactic every time
>dropped down to £625 this afternoon
>sperged out and bet it all on some obscure European team not scoring when the match was at 60 minutes.
>now back at £891.

derby-hull thread: >>78123306

>>78123287

m8 you're stupid. You should only bet 1-2% of your bankroll at any given time.

You got lucky, but you should probably not do that again.

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>>78121344

>>78123315
I am very stupid. I've won more than I've lost, so I wouldn't go chasing my losses. I just stick to the same tactic each time and it pays off with patience. I started with £50 before and got it up to £1250 but again sperged out and bet almost all of it on some Brazilian Serie C game at 85 minutes on a waterlogged pitch.

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She said she loves me.

I hope your favourite teams win this weekend lads.

>>78123368

Yeah betting big to win big can be tempting, but it's a losing strategy long-term. One day, some fluke result will happen and you could lose it all.

You should withdraw some imo, so even if you do sperg out and lose your bankroll, you'll at least be in profit still.

>>78123287
Spent any of it yet?

>>78121691
Oldfag here who watched a few of his USA caps.

AMA.

literally feels like months since club football was last on

>>78123521
Yes £23 on Rodde FK not scoring. They're 3 - 0 down with 10 minutes to play, no shots on target yet.

I'll then put £50 on PSG winning with no goals conceded at 4/11

>>78123508
I have a strategy whereby I work in 50s. So I start with 50 and I bet the lot, and if I win 62 from that I'll just bet 12 and work my way up to 100 and then only bet 50 to get started and go up again. I've had plenty of teams losing 6 - 0 at 80 minutes with 1 shot on target only to score in the 93rd minute, but overall I've won far more than lost.

>>78124062
Shite bet

>>78124328
I won the Rodde FK one. Why is it shit?

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based on how conte spoke in his presser, hazard and drinke are in the squad, but won't start, but he really spoke differently on zappacosta.. I think he and cesc will start

subs: caballero, christiansen, moses, bakayoko, drinkwater, hazard, bati

significantly stronger than at the start of the season

>>78125400
leicester are going to fucking batter them desu

Naby Keita just blooted
next year is their year la's

Why does Poch keep going back to 4231 this season? It only works with Lamela

Gonna give poch a text and tell him to do

---------------------Lloris
---------Sanchez Toby Jan
Aurier---------Dier----Dembele-------Davies
----------------Alli---------Eriksen
---------------------Kane

does this thread need a keita goal alert for liverpool fans?

absolute bloot

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>>78125400

im so fucking happy >we have morata

genuinely love him

>>78122118
>dribbling 85

running really fast =/= dribbling

>>78125616
mane is a great dribbler though

>>78125400
>moses starting and on the bench
bold move thdesu

>>78121691
>>78121691
why does he sound like a paki when he talks

>>78125624
didn't read what I wrote?

Is everyone else not posting because the crystal maze is on?

>>78125701
thought he was a left back for some reason

>>78119563
Bobby Robson

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>Sadio Mane is your @EASPORTSFIFA Player of the Month for August

correct decision lads?

>>78126067
anything to push the
>muh the whole world is against jose
and trigger the manure cuckstomers desu

>>78126067
Can't disagree.

Anyone else watching Benfica against some literally who's on FreeSports?

Comfy as fuck.

>>78126067
Pogba should've won desu

if poop loses tomorrow, is his season over?

>>78126102
>plz watch our league

You nearly got me, though!

>>78126102
>watching
>Benfica

I impulse-bought a bottle of Johnnie Walker Black the other day from sainsbo's, I've been having a single drink of it every night since and I'm not sure why

I'll probably be an alco in a few months

>>78125861
the reboot is shit

fewer games because there are more adverts in 1 hour of TV than there was back in the early 90s
clock isn't on screen all the time so you can tell when it's been blatantly edited

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For me, it's Jodie Taylor.

>>78126401
Richard Ayoade is class though

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Who won?

>>78126217
been having a bottle or a tinny almost every night since graduating
at least i can stop whenever i want haha

>>78126520
bantz from both tbf, undecided until further notice

>>78126473
can't argue with that

also hate how the riddle games have lost their time limits

fucking stupid

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Any hot takes about this flick?

>>78126520
Great reply from Conte but it seems too long, as though he was replying later on down the line in an interview or something
If it was said at the time, Conte won

>>78126578
Don't bother, it's shit.

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listeen LEE

>>78126546
The best bit yet was Adam Burton's face on episdoe 1 dealing with that slow idiot. But yes no reason why there should be no time limit.

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swans are not playing tomorrow so what is the point

>>78126585
they were both from interviews

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Be afraid prem

>>78127049
Trip on, tubs

>>78127049
17th at best

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>>78127099
More than one Swans fan exists skinny

>>78127049
>"""""""""welsh"""""""""

>>78127049
when will the back 3 meme die

>>78127344
To quote Rev. Dr Paisley
NEVER
NEVER
NEVER

>>78127049
*championship

>>78119739
I thought Old Ovalface was Welsh, though?

wish the swansea shitposters would fuck off t b h

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/41200643

Thoughts?

>>78127588
swap 1 and 2

brighton too high

>>78127588
>newcastle not relegated

shit post

>>78127588
>Newcastle, Brighton and mememouth above Swansea and Watford
wew someone isn't very bright

>>78127604
liverpool will be top until they sell coutinho in january

>>78127623
coutinho won't leave until next summer

>>78127588
>brighton unable to score
>were so desperate to get a striker in they were throwing everything at vincent jansen
>not bottom

>>78127588
bournemouth are going down, not swansea

leicester too low

>>78127638
I honestly don't know when they'll score their first goal.

>>78127604
>Unironically thinking lolerpool will win the league
>Flag
it checks out actually nvm

>>78127664
not against tony 'wins the league 1-0' pulis tomorrow

>>78127623
liverpool will be fucked with klopps le run fast meme when they play in four competitions

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>>78127696
For their first time in the PL, Brighton's transfer window is absolutely atrocious.

They've literally chosen names out of a hat.

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>>78127883
Now look at Huddersfield's transfer window.

>actually signing for positions they needed
>signing players with English experience
>permanently signing Kachunga and Mooy

Infinitely superior to the shite served up by Tony Bloom and the board at Homo Albion.

>>78127883
>signing a keeper who is so shit you have to sign a replacement on deadline day

>>78127983
impressed with how well huddersfield did in the window, far too often it seems as though the playoff winner has no idea how to go about the window

>>78127983
not a fan of the ince signing but it's great overall

>>78128019
The dates are a key factor as well.

Huddersfield were pretty much finished by the 8th of July. Brighton had barely even got started despite having more time to prepare.

It will be an absolute miracle if Brighton survive.

>>78128085
i don't understand how brighton managed to fuck up so badly

they knew they were more or less promoted well in advance of the season ending, there's no excuse for how badly it went desu

>>78128109
too busy sucking willy

>>78128109
They've never thought it would actually happen, that's why. So many successive chokes and the one season it happens they have no idea what they're going to do.

They don't even have the 2014/15 Burnley excuse of "we just want the parachute payments because we are poor". They can't claim to do Blackpool-style suicideball either because Chris Hughton is negative as fuck in the PL.

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will southgate guide us to glory in 2018?

>>78128314
hope that we don't qualify

>>78124328
Meant PSG lad

>>78121748
A tiny 3d-printed statue of himself.

>>78125400
Where are you getting these pics?

I love trans lads

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>Liverpool vs. Manchester City

What will happen?

>>78134149
liverpool 5-1 man city

>>78126578
its pretty good. only uptight alien fanboys hate it. I enjoy Scott going for developing the David character

>>78134149
its a pretty obvious Liverpool win desu. Klopp is a big match manager, just shit against the minnows

Klopp is no better than Rodgers

What are the odds my beloved west ham halts my impending suicide by taking this shit

>>78134940
Obviously there's a reason I want to die

go 2 sleep usa

>>78128179
Chris Hughton is almost guaranteed to end up like Colin Wanker, but less hateable (personally I don't mind Colin, I wouldn't want him at my club, but the guy is a laugh riot).

>>78135598
Brace yourself for a decade of 'it's racist that Chris Houghton is managing in the championship' despite the fact that's his level

Manchester City 1 - 4 Liverpool
Arsenal 2 - 2 AFC Bournemouth
Brighton & Hove Albion 0 - 1 West Bromwich Albion
Everton 0 - 2 Tottenham Hotspur
Leicester City 1 - 2 Chelsea
Southampton 1 - 0 Watford
Stoke City 0 - 3 Manchester United

Bundesliga >>> La Liga > Premier League > Ligue 1

>Losing 5-0 to Derby
>The absolute state of Dull

>>78136441
The craziest thing about that scoreline was that Derby didn't actually play all that well.

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>>78125531
>azza and Morata on the same pitch
Can't wait

>Soccer AM
Jesus christ this is bad

>>78136125
>when you realise Mike Ashley was right to get rid of him that time and replace him with Pardew

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Sceencap this.

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How many sleeps until international break?

>>78137165
>Homo Albion anywhere but dead last

Morning /sp/

>>78137165
west ham will not get relegated. they have some bad luck now but will finish around 10th

>these shitehouse fixtures

City win 6-1, Liverpool score first though. Get riiiight on it!

Finally

>>78134149
City win, The ball moves faster than Liverpool's press

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two home games in four days feels good anons

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What you think of my bet lads? First one returns 45 quid from a fiver and the other returns 180 from a tenner.

Not sure about Stevenage but someone said they were 2/1 when they're 3rd playing 8th and at home. Think Man City vs liverpool will be a draw.

>>78137359
>flat cap

le down to earth working class look. how contrived

>>78137291
>they have some bad luck now
wew

they are fucking terrible

>>78137359
Man I can almost smell the domestic abuse in this picture

>>78137430
Id question whether City can score. I know Liverpools defence is shit but they do perform in big matches

Will Aguero start?

>>78137305

Are you dumb? What were you expecting? Most of these matches look really good

Shitty vs Liverpool
Stoke vs United (Man united haven't won in 4 games at Stoke)
Everton vs Tottenham (Possible Tottenham loss)
Leicester vs Chelsea (If they had Drinkwater or their new signing maybe could've been a leicester win)

>>78137475
he should but Pep doesn't like being straight forward

>>78137435
>Not flat cap, suspenders and bow tie

>>78137435
you just know that guy's a cunt

>>78137524
I'm pretty sure he's one of the singers in Dropkick Murphy's

>Today
Man City 2-2 Liverpool
Arsenal 1-0 Bournemouth
Brighton 0-0 West Brom
Everton 1-1 Spurs
Leicester 0-1 Chelsea
Southampton 1-0 Watford
Stoke 0-2 Man Utd

>Tomorrow
Burnley 2-1 Crystal Palace
Swansea 1-0 Newcastle

>Monday
West Ham 0-2 Huddersfield

>>78136655
>>78136441
Hull had more shots, more possession and a lot more corners

Contrary to opinion ITT I think Brighton will pick up their first win of the season today.

A scrappy 1-0 win. If they don't beat the likes of West Brom at home they may as well pack it in now.

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>the delusion duo have the same sleeve sponsor this year
lel at noble's face

>>78137566
>Palace
>scoring

>>78137569
Who is Brighton's goal threat though?

Knockaert?

>>78137511
this
its not a bad hat imo but you cant wear it with that adidas tshirt it just doesnt go

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FOOTBAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

>>78137583
There should be stricter rules on shirt sponsors i.e. the colour should match the shirt itself. I get the point is to make the sponsor stand out but it looks hideous.

>>78137583

>Mark Noble: "So what look do you want me to do"
>"Just look like your wife and kids got killed in a car accident and you have lost the will to live"

"Okay I got you Senpai" >>78137583

Anon, why do you support a team that's stadium is 100 miles away and not watch comfy non league football with the rest of us?

>>78137644
>Le solid undroppable cockney lad face

Meanwhile he's fucking shit and one of the weakest points in their team

>>78137697
b-b-b-but muh honest local lad. muh penalties. muh first name on the team sheet. muh travesty he's not starting for england.

>>78137636
probably part of the sponsorship agreement is they can't change the logo

like how united's chevrolet sponsor is utter shit but wouldn't be if it was just the logo's outline

>>78137732
was mark noble ever genuinely good

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In love lads

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*scores 14 seconds after kick off*

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>>78137902
why does noone want me anons? am i not good enough? am i not white enough?

>>78137866
is that flora from that baking show?

Going to get a king pot noodle and a pint of milk for the footy lads, can't wait.

>>78137988
Disgusting

>>78137961
No m8, it's the new season's Siberian Slag

>>78137954
wtf, since when did Algerians watch tennis?

>>78137988
dont waste ur money lad wont fill you up

>>78138016
Any more backchat and I'll get a rustlers as well.

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>>78138036
Wew, just look at Mr. Hard Lad over heere

>>78138016
Hardy going to mix noodles and milk.
Unless...

>>78137988
>king pot noodle
honestly there is no noticeable difference from a normal. Just buy 2 of the standard ones