Boston Sports Radio Thread

Number might be busy or closed for pregame show but keep trying

Easy script

>Long time, first time
>Brady's not getting any younger
>Jimmy G unproven in the NFL
>Sign Kaep as a security option

Fake boston accent is a good touch

>>78114380
Somebody pleas stream this on youtube

>radio troll threads week one
nigga u srs?

How many rings does you team have again?

why not provide the link you mong?

>>78114596
>>78114599
>42-28
>536 yards
lmao

>>78114599
6 faggot and it'll be 1 more this year

>>78114599
five

>>78114599
Six you fucking faggot.

https://tunein.com/985thesportshub/

>>78114596

>Get btfo by the chiefs

Are you?

>>78114618
>>78114627
Lmao

>>78114551
If stuff does happen, I need to keep it forever

Doing the Brady presser now

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bets on Brady retiring anytime soon?

>tfw used to record the prank calls

good times

>>78114599
>5 fans in the stadium

>>78114599
>does you

can't blame you for being drunk LMAO

>guaranteed performance

when do the lines open jesus

>>78114909
They open them early and then they fill up so quickly that it seems like their not taking calls.

>this shaky, effeminate voice

>the refs are why we lost
classic pats fan

>>78114909
they open

>Calling the gronk no catch a catch, blames replay

haaaa

F I N A L L Y

KEK here we go

this guy on now knows whats up

wew this caller

>>78114380
GO GO GO GO It's open!

>N-N-No it's not

Here we go

TAHM BRADY

Someone record this stuff for later

here come the degenerates

TRIGGERED HOLY SHIT

SYSTEM BABY

cunt cut him off

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CUT HIM OFF MIKE

triggered like a willy nelson song....

lets just haaaash on tahm all night.

>>78114380
Fuck they talk a lot

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>>78115102
yeah beetle gets angry quickly
this is him by the way
[spoiler]He's extremely popular[/spoiler]

Let the thread know if you manage to get past the screeners. Don't post the name you use though.

This is feeling like a show where they aren't going to put many callers on air though.

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Someone say the Patriots need to sign Kaepernick if Brady needs to be benched.

Some Call Brady a system baby because it's true

>>78115143
What's up Pantherbro. Think >we won't shit the bed this year?

LMFAO

>>78114599
And how many of yours were legit?

BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

Hahahah, which one of you faggots was that?

What did he say before he got cut off? Couldn't make it out

>>78115143
How's BasedDFZ doing?

nice try anons

>Mike.... I, uhh... see you're eating yourself... uh... into a early.... uh... gr-

P O L I S H E D
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>>78115193
something about "eating yourself".

like maybe eating himself to an early death?

i think the dude is pretty fat.

>i drove away so fast
nice fairweather there

>>78115161
I wasn't high on McMemery when I heard buzz about us taking him but I'm sold on the film. Great 3rd down option for Cam, although Cam isn't the best at intermediate throws. I'd like to think last year was an anomaly. Cam and Luke's health scare me.

replays where

>>78114380

I've dialed and I'm in the queue. "Matt From San Diego"

>he don't get any credit for that

>THEY'RE NOT GOOD
>WE JUST.. WEREN'T GOOD EITHER

fucking loser, your team sucked dick tonight

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>guy left before the game was over
>refers to Patriots as "we"

>>78115229
I'm staying because for you, babe. Don't disappoint me.

>>78115209
think this was is obviously an anon too

>>78115229
Yeah you're never getting on senpai. Gotta lie about location. I've never been called out for area code but you can always say you moved

>>78115252
It wasn't. That was a local caller. Because that's what they're typically like here.

>>78114599
Well the Cowboys have 5 too, so...

>>78115195
He's a full blown Jew now.

>>78115212
Yeah I wasn't happy about the pick originally either. I didn't see a future for a white RB that also plays every other position for his college offense. But he's proven me wrong.

Hopefully Luke and Cam remain healthy this year and the CBs step up. If that happens, the only thing keeping the Panthers from 10+ wins is the Offensive Line and inconsistent WRs (which should be better this year, but we can't be certain).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_K5Lt_qVyI

Listen and learn from the ELITE.

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>>78115229
>>78115248

It will go something like this:
"long time first time - I think Brady is honestly looking over his shoulder and a bit unnerved at how Kraft and Bill are enamored by Grapps.
I heard that Jacoby Brissket and Tom were tight and Tom was pissed off when he got traded for practically a ham sandwhich....
That said, I agree with the previous caller that Tom is not getting any younger and it's time to move onto Garappalo"

>>78115306
Don't call him Grapps, call him Jimmy G. That's what they call him here.

Or the Gallopping Chicken, a local radio nickname they gave to him. It might make you more believable.

>>78115306
Add in Kaepernick for shit and giggles

holy shit 6 station promos in a row. they must be rump wrecked :_(

>>78115348
Kaepernick is the new Tim Tebow. If you get on air, for the love of god, say they need to get Kaepernick.

>>78115255

Dude, San Diego is loaded with Bostonianfags.
Nothing but redsox/patriotfags walking around here, complaining about wicked good coffee can't be found around here.

>>78115283
He's a really, really good route runner. Best slot option Cam has ever had and a great backup in case Stewart gets injured (which he will)

I'm really, really mad at the org for firing Gettleman. I expect Panthers to keep Hurney instead of finding a replacement. Fucker is already wasting a roster spot on a 2nd kicker.

>>78115348
Even Serbia is joining in for the keks.

>>78115364
Probably local ads on the actual broadcast

>>78115368
It'll be funny when Tebow wins a World Series with the Mets.

>>78115229

They told me up coming up.

Matt From San Diego

Get your vocoder ready

>>78115368
Please say this PLEASE!

>>78115392
this

who /trojanman/ here

haha they're just playing commercials over and over

fucking losers

>>78115397
break a leg anon

>>78115368
>Look, the Patriots took a chance on Tim Tebow. I don't see why we shouldn't take a chance on Colin Kaepernick.

>>78115415
i think you underestimate how unpopular of a medium radio is

>whatever said, go with that then
lmao

>>78115446
That's not true. Radio advertising is worth tens of billions each year.

>>78115336

Noted.

>>78115458
bill sad :-( no bully please

belichick is such a prick

This interview is just awkward silence and brooding

they sound so defeated.

>>78114380
Bill sounds like a cuck

this is like hanging out with a friend that just go dumped, lol.

would love to see Belichick's face rn

holy fuck who produces shit show? cut the dead air in between the questions you idiots

>>78115506
it would look the same if he won

>>78114380
Bill sounds broken as fuck

This is literally how Bill pressers always go, even when they win.

bill's bent benis is fucking audible.

jesus christ just stop the press conference already

>why arent these patriots fans happy right now
Isnt not being able to understand emotions a sign of autism?

Matt in San Diego Talking Points:

1. Brady is looking over his shoulder
2. Brissket was a close teammate, Tom tried to stop trade - I heard this on twitter.
3. It may be time to look for trade value for Brady and see what Jimmy can do.
4. Need to run Burkhead more.

>>78115538
This

>>78115519
I'm imagining a deeper grimace than usual

fucking radio commercials this is why i cant listen to radio

fucking commercials again

https://youtu.be/GtGatJDWoi4

Alternate youtube channel

>>78115622
This. Every fucking seconds.

I'm in. Caleb from bama

I'm going for the kaepernick meme

MULTI SYMPTOM RELIEF

>>78115636
meme well, brother caleb.

Radio functions in 10 minute segments. 4 segments an hour, 5minute commercial breaks.

>>78115631
Thanks man, can't use Tunein for it in Australia

>>78115412
Here you go bud

https://youtu.be/khVAjxLanAQ

>>78115557

5-9001: Kaepernick watch

>>78115636
Remember to pull the race card with kaepernick

>>78115631
>this asspain
It's like they've already given up

>>78115584
It would be fantastic if the kept the same face and was maniacally clicking a pen, annoying everyone, including himself into a frenzy, before throwing the pen madly on the desk, it ricochetes across the room full of perplexed reporters and as he stands up he is already screaming at the top of his voice, a few octaves higher than usual "I DIDNT FIGHT FOR THIS! I DONT DESERVE THIS! THAT SYSTEM BABBY IS OUT! OUT I TELLS YA! IM SIGNING KAEPERNICK RIGHT NOW AND STARTING HIM NEXT WEEK!... AS A MESSAGE!!!"

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>>78115680
holy shit

>>78115696
>GETTING OUR ASS KICKED IS A GOOD THING!

fuck this

>>78115694
Anything else you lads wanna hear ?

>>78115703
Golden age /sp/ did some magical things.

Radio call in threads fell out of favor because Pats fags got so butthurt that they started calling in to radio stations to warn them of what /sp/ was doing so they either didn't take calls or only took them from long time listeners for a long time.

>the patriots lost because they couldn't run the ball well
>""""expert"""" analysis
absolutely wew lad

>>78115631
>LITERALLY MAKING THE ARGUMENT THAT BILL THREW THE GAME ON PURPOSE
you can't make this shit up

>>78115636
Just be careful, they may cut you off if you go too quick. Start with a joke that implies that you bandwagon Pats and Bama.

>Hey guys, I'm from Bama and I've been a fan of Bama since 2007. I know what it's like for a dominant team to lose to a lesser opponent, and I know who is usually responsible for the loss...

Then squeeze Kaep stuff in

Where are the comical Bawston accents?

>>78115781
You missed a caller earlier that had one, but the "professionals" on the radio abandon it.

>>78115739
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eTN6gL21F60
I missed some great stuff

>>78115698

I'm going to do this.
I'm on hold.

>>78115631
This is way more entertaining. There's a lot more asspain here.

>>78115739
No, people stopped calling in. Oldfags left and redditors don't contribute.

>we are getting to your calls up next!!!!!

>>78115793
>This video is unlisted. Only those with the link can see it.
Literal 1984 wtf

ok fucking finally
>after commercials
reeeee fuck you

Can these faggots just take calls already?!

>>78115819
That wouldn't have happened if they still took calls. Which they didn't because patfags kept warning Sports Hub. If you don't get any returns, it's a massive demotivation.

And if to people worried they'll get cut off. You just have to have conviction in your voice, if you do, as long as you're not an obvious troll, they'll let you say your piece.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RcrEpMdHDzM

>>78115844
worked fine for me
try embedding it

>Sucked donkey balls
>*gulp*

>>78115865

I've got my script and I'm going to start off by critiquing McDaniels....then talk about the horrible Brissett trade....and how a certain out of work option QB is just a phone call away. Obviously KAepernick cannot supplant Brady or Jimmy but he is a change-of-pace QB who can come in and pick up a 4th and 1.

More classic Boston trolling

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdVmF_tWGQg

>>78115865
Couldn't even tell if this was shitposter or not. Women are genuinely this stupid when it comes to sports.

>>78115937
What's your name so we'll know?

finally a fucking call

>>78115937
That last fucking part about 4th and 1 will destroy them. God fucking speed.

>>78115962
His script will give him away. jus' be patient

>>78115962
'Matt from San Diego'

THE DYNASTY IS OVER

lelel

ITS OVER FOLKS

>the dynasty is over
lmao

>>78116010
IT'S FAHKIN OVAH

>>78115945
>Implying there are women on /sp/
It was a bandwagoner, everyone was just laughing their asses off in that thread because we didn't do it. It was also the only time the host got really mad. The other one was someone from /sp/ where the host said he wanted to drive to caller's city and punch him in the face.

>>78115937
Some big pointers if you are in line already. Practice it as much as possible so it sounds natural as natural as possible. Because if it sounds like you're reading from a script, the hosts will catch on fast and find a way to deflect and bust your ass.

1 WEEK

>>78116020

Word.

>>78115937
Careful with how much you talk about McD and stuff and don't tease that Kaep is a phone call away. They might cut you off before the punchline. I recommend removing end of sentence after "..." and saying:

>Obviously he cannot supplant Brady but we could pick up a change-of-pace QB who can come in and pick up a 4th and 1 like Kaepernick.

They'll think you're talking about Jimmy and the last part will get them

Who's the guy with the deeper voice?
He talks so much yet says pretty much fucking nothing.

>>78116047

Brilliant. Updating.

they took like 3 fucking calls

>ANOTHER FUCKING BREAK

>>78116010
topkek

Can these faggots just take calls already?! It's almost 2 in the morning, I want some keks before I go to bed REEEEEEEEE

>>78116047
Kap is the punch line, and be done in a way that insults Brady and the entire offense. Listen to how this guy constructs his call for maximum butthurt.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_K5Lt_qVyI

He starts out by calling Brady a system baby and then hiding that by making a food analogy, then criticizing Brady's play making ability and finishing off by saying they should get Tim Tebow.

You could clearly get away with the same thing, talk about how Brady just froze up and fell over during their last drive, and end by saying the Patriots should get someone who is actually clutch in the 4th like Kaperneck.

goddamnit, gotta take my dog out

-matt in sd.

>>78116097
bring the phone idiot

>>78116097
You aren't actually using a landline, are you?

>>78116097
no balls

>>78116097
I'll be there in 30 minutes

>>78116097
>put leash on dog
>open door
>let out entire leash
>close leash in door

>>78116119
>>78116117
>>78116116
>>78116106


I live in an apartment high-rise....the phone breaks up when i get into the elevator.

>>78116131
Put your dog in the bathtub

>>78116131
poor fags ruin everything.

>>78116131
>he didnt buy piss pads for his dog
why do you hate your pet?

>>78116131
pussy from san diego

>>78116131
so let it piss or shit in the bathroom asshole god dammit this is why /sp/ is shit

>All this damage control about the gronk "catch"

i need to 5-10 minutes.

leaving phone on at home.

>>78116158
fucc boi

>>78116158
I'm glad you lost the Chargers

Travis Kelce on suicide watch

>>78116158
Go fuck yourself, Matt. You're a disappointment to /sp/

They're going to fucking recap the entire fucking game and then go to commercials aren't they.

Jesus.

Just got here, any lulz?

>>78116213
There was one quintessentially Boston fan who was saying this is the end of the dynasty, which obviously triggered them. Other than that, not much.

>>78116213
they cut off a prank caller early enough for us to not hear the joke and one normie caller said the dynasty was over good stuff i guess but not enough calls getting through

>>78116213
A couple of delusional and delirious pats fans, but no because they don't fucking take any calls.

>>78116213
>'I was merely pretending to be retarded!'
Can sum up every call and the host's damage control.

>>78116211

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>calls coming next
im ready

>>78116211
Good fucking god I knew it.

Matt let us know if you're still on hold when you get back. Hopefully the screener hasn't gotten back to you to make sure you're still there

>>78116095
and thank him for all the wonderful years of service for the franchise

>>78116187

I'm back.

Dog took a massive diarreah shit. Glad I didn't listen to you degenerates. I'm still on hold apparently.

>>78116223
Guess they've gotten better at avoiding shitposters

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdVmF_tWGQg

>>78116262
Of course you are because they spent the entire fucking last segment """recapping""" the game and then went to commercials.

How do people tolerate this shit?

>>78116262
should have shit in your mouth

>>78116213

I'm on hold
Matt From San Diego. I'm going to bitch about the front office failures, and then casually say a guy like Kaepernick could help this offense on 4th and 1s.

>>78116262
You should really feed your dog a proper diet. It is very important for doggos to take real shits and express their anal glands.

This station is horrible. So much dead air.

>>78116278

33% dehydrated raw lamb/vegetables
33% blue buffalo chicken & rice kibble
33% whatever lean chicken I got laying around.

5yr old coonhound.

>>78116290
the afternoon show 2-5 tomorrow would be a lot better, but there wouldn't be many on /sp/ to really enjoy it

this caller

>>78116262
You got lucky these fucks waste so much time

>>78116298
That's pretty solid actually

>caleb from bama

CALEB HOLY SHIT

>alabama
wew

CALEB MY MAN

based bama lad

Shit what did i miss

Caleb, you went in too soon.

Holy shit Caleb I recognize your voice from someone I played WoW with last year

>kapernick is the answer

CONFEDERATE ALABAMA BTFO BY UNIONERS YET AGAIN

Damn

lol thanks caleb, pretty good.

>58 minute wait
LMAO
nice one

bama calla waited 58 minutes to get the kaepernick call-out lmaoo, pussies cut him off

FUCK WHAT DID HE SAY I MISSED IT

Lmfao Caleb, good effort. If you're a Bama you're alright in my book. These hosts are professionals though.

YOU FUCKS BETTER BE RECORDING THIS

booo he cut him off
TRIGGERED

>>78116336
"Keap is the answer"

Then the hosts bashed the Confederacy of Alabama

>>78116338
Beetle can get mad easily if you know how to get him mad.
Hint: tell him that the pats/belichick management don't know what they're doing

MATTT!!!

Make your point in 15-20 seconds and then do the kap punchline you fag.

MATT

Ahahhahahah

kek you were too weak on it but you got there

FUCKING KEK that was worth the wait

>BEING THIS DEFENSE OF BRADY
top kek

>>78115446
FALSE

-Radio reaches more people than any other medium.
-More people tune into the radio than television
-Well over 60% of Americans listen the radio daily
-Radio business is as good as ever right now.
-Not just old fags, but millennials too listen to a shit load of radio

>uhmmm
>i-i
>uh
>and uh
>and uh
matt sounds like a beta bitch boy, wanna come down to huntington and suck my dick?

Lel told you to be careful senpai, sounded good at first but I could hear the nerves creeping in as you went along. Solid call Matt.

I was speaking....did i get cut off???

>KAep is the answer

Fucking bullshit radio hosts goddamn

MATT BTFO HHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>78116277
You went on too long m80

>>78116378
Yeah they cut you off after you mentioned trading Jacoby

replays where

Jacoby was the answer tho

fuck. I missed it. anyone do a vocaroo or soemthing?

>>78116378
Consider this a learning experience on how we can improve our own game in getting them.

These hosts aren't gonna bend to anything, they're lads. Can still humor them though

>>78116386
Fuck

desu i saw my dog starting to look for a place to shit

>>78116378
Ya blew it

>>78116400

got my heart rate up.

my dog is a patriots fan or something.

>>78116400
Man just shoot that little shit. It's holding you back from a legendary shit posting career

>>78116378
Future reference: If they cut you off they can remove the last 5-8 seconds of what you exchanged since they give themselves a comfortable delay when there's call ins. You'd hear a lot more people shouting NIGGER if they didn't. You have to string them along a bit more. Someone already said kaep so your punch was still solid. My voice trembled first few calls too but you get used to it fast

>>78115142
I can't stand this faggot. Gresh/Zo were God tier and Murray replacing that fat bitch was a blessing. Murrary at first wasn't a big negative asshole but he morphed into Felger/Mazz which is hilarious an entertaining

>>78116392
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vpiR9Z6DW0A&feature=youtu.be
just ignore the video

Caleb from bama here. Sad they cut me off that quick. I said kraft was racist but it was cut

How'd I do lads

this isn't my first rodeo....i should be better at this.

many years ago I had vocaroo where I defended Jay Cutler after a horrible performance.

I said everyone is jealous of his good looks and charm.

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>>78115680

>>78116412
>I'm Lester the Nightfly
>Hello Baton Rouge
>Won't you turn your radio down
>Respect the seven second delay we use

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Cd9YJvoQIg

Someone ask about the cuck tent

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>>78116422
LMAO

Do we have anymore people waiting?

>>78116422
10/10

>>78116422
perfect

>>78116437
That whole album is amazing

>>78116412
We really need to make a general guide for people to follow.

>>78116424
Your accent is comfy. It's gonna hurt for non southern radio though. I don't think they even got the ULM reference.

>>78116458
patrician taste lad

>>78116424
The current caller called you an idiot so pretty good

>>78116422
kek I love how he almost couldn't even contain it after he said Kaepernick

>>78116437
too soon ;_;

lel Josh with the high energy

>>78116422
>not using tomorrow

How do you not get eye strain looking at that ugly design?

>>78116437

GOAT album. My first cassette tape (stolen).

>unbeleevubull
Bostonians lmao

This was too funny for this thread to die. What else do we got?

>tree hundred sixty ate yaaads

bostonians sound so fucking dumb

Well I guess I got my solid kek for the night probably won't be anything else good

Everytime that Progressive commercial is on I hear the Windows 98 startup sound

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tajDxBaPBBM

>>78116539
Give me the run down of the keks. I got here to hear matt butcher it

>>78114599
5.

>>78116549
Astrixs

Nobody fucking cares

sage

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>>78116553
you fucking wish.

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>>78116558
so sad for you, looks like there's enough people here that do care

>>78116492

Tune in Sunday Night. You'll hear Matt from San Diego vomit for 10 seconds when the Giants Radio station answers his call.

>>78116580
at least he called

ITT: A bunch of 40 year old virgins convincing one of your own to call in because 99.9% of you are too pussy to call and then spend 5+ hours of your life just to hear some autist awkwardly stumble through some dumb memes that the radio host and listeners don't get and don't care about. Congrats, retards. Also not a pats fan. I watch really nigga shit like MMA

>>78116701
wow, you sound like a total bad ass, I bet you
/stackhundos/ all day long

>>78116701
show us pics of your huge cock bro, god you sound so alpha, it's totally hot

>>78115446
90% of Americans tune into AM/FM radio every week. That's more than Google, Facebook, and Twitter.

>>78116422
Gold

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>>78116422
>using duckduckgo

brady get that yod

>>78116422
shit got taken down