Del GOATro edition
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Last thread
>>78094093
Nadalwinslol
I miss you
>2 posts early
I thought Penus had AIDS and was retiring
whens coco
>kills a woman
>is allowed to compete
someone explain this
>>78105359
No one likes your threads kys numale dinner thief scum
>>78105351
Be patience, Euroboy. He'll reemerge to us soon.
sloane lookin' smokin'
>>78105480
>fake hair
>>78105506
>could care less
>yfw zverev is going to qualify for the world tour finals
Slams should be the only points that are counted
>>78105506
makes cumming on her face less of an problem
>>78105480
>>78105506
b-but she does fine women's clothes and speaks like three thousand languages!
>>78105405
I like my threads quite a bit. Plus the only pipo whomst like u're thread is El krautistANO and the swiss with legit autism
no matter who loses america wins
>>78105600
God bless America!
Anyone got a stream?
>venue empty as shit for semifinals
>it won't get much better because it's just WTA today
That's why pay equality is a meme
>sloane is dating jozy altidore
Why doesn't she go back to being chalk'd by Succ?
why americans suck in tennis, except for girly?
>>78105647
yes
>>78105683
Serving like a man works great for WTA, while it's just what you should be doing at ATP.
>>78105657
>>78105709
There he goes again. Everyone laugh. He is such a funny guy.
>>78105683
Americans of talent gravitate towards sports with the most money and notice.
Tennis ranks very low on those here for men, but is basically the highest for female athletes.
>>78105728
idgi it wasn't supposed to be funny
Venus playing like shit
>>78105848
She does that later in tournaments the last year or so. She is old, you know.
>24 minute first set
>semifinals
>women's "tennis"
>>78105890
Just like Federer and makes just as many UE
>>78105890
And she has that autoimmune thing.
Do you think Raonic has autism?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CfV0hmPBJ_Y
>>78105848
>didn't expect 37 year old Venus Williams playing against 24 year old Sloan Stephens with more speed, endurance, and thirst for the championship to look bad.
It's dead in here. Does nobody care about women's tennis?
>>78106019
busy watching no time for 4chan
but more realistically, the NFL starts tonight
>>78106019
literally no
>>78106019
People care about Coco
I actually want Venus to win one more but she keeps running out of steam in the semis and the rare occasions, finals.
Its kinda sad. She needs to hit up lil sis dealers for better stuff.
>WTA consistency
Is Denis an arthouse fan?
>>78106019
Too late for us yuros. We care.
>>78106244
Yes I figured the Euros would care, but where my Ameribrahs at?
>>78106217
She looks like his mother desu
>>78106217
Denis the playboy
>>78106251
Probably this >>78106051
NFL.
>>78106251
Here. Too busy witnessing the comeback.
>>78106279
I mean I know I'm only watching this until that starts. I'm actually from New England, but I'd watch the first game over the season over women's semis anyways.
>>78105651
Thought you were gonna be gone for rest of uso pen
Sloane giving me jungle fever desu
It's like the world athletic championships all over again.
>>78105683
your country never touched the #1 spot
>>78106324
watch out /tennis/ Gabe is ruthless tonight
>>78105754
Federer is like the most valuable sportsperson of all time or something I swear
sloane mom is a fox
Kc lifelong
>>78106324
PORTUGLAZE BTFO
>>78106362
Yes, but the average NFL/NBA/MLB player makes much more than your average tennis player.
Tennis is actually a fiscal struggle for a lot of pros. You can be some shit awful NFL player who is still making over 500k a year
I miss when Andy Roddick used to do drunken commentary on periscope
>she's dating jozy altidore
You just know this bitch can't finish.
>>78106402
Tfw he answered my question once
>this quintessential WTA scoreline
So what will the final set score look like?
Sloane is not a bad name desu, she must not be from the ghetto
>>78106428
he blocked me for asking about mandy moore ;_;
Sloane 6-1, 1-6, 6-2
>>78106434
I can't stop thinking that it's C.W. McCall's dog's name. https://youtu.be/FtrtSf-HbbE
Women tennis is fucking retarded
>>78106389
True. Fuck being a satellite pro. Not seeing your friends, family for months playing shitty challenger tourneys in Mogadishu for a pay check
>>78106443
C can you give us some backstory
It's weird how UA is in 98% of American sports but only two tennis players wear it
>>78106603
how is that weird? they are a shit small company. you could make the same observation how only 3 nba players wear their products, or only 10 mlb players, etc
>>78106678
*Cucks your dad*
>Venus asking for a banana
>>78106603
Tennis is a world sport
For those watching ESPN: those Federer acting skills though.
>>78106678
Lies they sponsor Auburn, UCLA and Cal State.
>>78107121
Guys I played decent today at the club tryouts. No friends yet but it was a good start
>>78107121
tell me where I lied
>>78107204
>>78107121
Didn't mean to@ you homeboy
Should I cancel tomorrow's date with my girlfriend to watch Del GOATro?
I'm scared he will choke.
>>78107204
It's cool man you'll make true friends in tennis!
>>78107204
Well done chief. What was the score?
>>78107276
I'm in the exact same situation my white compadre
Maybe I'll chill at her house and watch the game while cuddling
>tfw gf feels are everything I hoped for and more
>>78107276
You don't need womyn when you have tennis
>>78107083
Kekekekeke I liked the commercial tĆh
>>78107399
>>78107276
Are they rochas?
>>78107359
We just hit around and played drop hit singles points it was gay af tbqh but I won every game I played. Not bad for barely playing the last two years. Muscle memory I guess. Lifting has helped too
Sheesh, could the ESPN commentary be any more in favor of Venus?
"Being involved in a fatal car crash, that's adversity. "
"I like that look of pain on Sloane's face."
Seriously, they're making McEnroe's coverage look clinical.
>>78107083
A FUCKING SWISS TENNIS PLAYER
ARE YOU KIDDING ME
>>78107276
>>78107399
goddamn traitors
1-6
6-0
2-2 (in progress)
explain this
I started doing 4 sets of 8 reps and dog damn that shit is tough
>>78107399
I tried that once. Didn't go well because she hates tennis.
>>78107483
>tfw no rocha girlfriend to watch tennis with
>tfw the only two girlfriends I've had were of german ancestry
Why even live?
>>78107522
>I like that look of pain on Sloane's face
That was because she's been a little bitch whenever she gets close to losing or it's not going her way. She's been like that for years. She looks like she gives a shit this time (moreso than she used to).
>>78107522
>"I like that look of pain on Sloane's face."
UMM RACIST AND MISOGYNIST MUCH?
THAT WAS SAID BY A WHITE MALE WHOS ANCESTORS PROBABLY OWN SLAVES AND WHIPPED THEM TO GET THAT PAINED LOOK
>>78107560
WTA
Wow anonymous can you believe roast solo just texted me
>>78107714
No way! What did she send you??
>>78107774
>>78107858
Ruh roh
>>78107714
She is engaged?
What the fuck is women's tennis' problem?
The state of women's tennis
>>78107999
not enough RALLY
>>78107858
NO ANON NO
How the fuck did Sloane win that point
PENUS PUT IT IN HER BUTT WITH THAT FOREHAND
>>78107999
unforced errors and poor service games. bonus: they wear spandex undershorts instead of showing real panties
>>78108113
Sloane is a "great defensive player" as the commentators have been trying to shoehorn for the past few hours.
>>78107483
No they are mili pilis
>>78108203
>great defensive player
>not top 10 in the world
>>78108113
Venus has probably with high shots like that due to the stadium lights.
>>78108210
wtf is that
>>78108303
Problems with, rather.
>>78108325
you could've just used the google
>62MPH SERVES
>>78107999
Williams sisters killed the WTA desu
>>78108500
No, its just nobody got up to their levels desu.
>>78108325
Despite my extensive knowledge of the english vernacular I fail to come up with an accurate translation of "mili pili"
>venus williams
>she isn't a planet
>>78108448
Would you prefer women's tennis to be full of serve bots?
why is venus shouting ;_;
>>78108512
No, they took all finesse out of the game with their """"""power"""""""
*locks self in panic room from WADA*
>>78108525
haha looooooool
>>78108545
Angry at that joke of a line judge on the baseline
How much does a ticket for the nearest seats cost ?
>>78108545
PENUS IS HOPPED UP ON VIAGRA
>>78108567
Like 2k when I was checking
>>78108567
Human sacrifice
>>78108567
literally $3k after fees
thats some decent tennis
>you will never be the sandwich between sloanes and venus
>>78108567
10% of the annual wage in portugal
How can the first two sets be so fucking shit and the third be one of the best sets of the slam?
Please don't reply with "wta"
>>78108745
Women's tennis
Shit makes me want a tight bodied black gf desu
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
HOLY GODDAMN
>>78108745
tennis de female
lit
>>78108676
>BLOWING 3K ON WTA DAY
KEK
holy fuck this is insane
this must be crushing for venus
Wew lad shots getting good
dog damn that was an ananastisch point
>9 out of 23 net points won
Venus is a bit of a joke
AAAAAAHHHHHHH
BREHS
>>78108774
I know, that was actually a great couple of points.
Stephens getting everything in.
Damn son
Is tennis the comfyest sport ?
No reffball
No injustice
Entertaining
YES SUFJAN STEVENS DESTROY THIS GORILLA
>>78108833
PENUS GONE SOFT
>>78108765
same
casuals gtfo
this is quality
OLD MAN GO HOME
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THAT WAS SICK
and now for these fucking unicef commercials again
bois i need help, i think my wifes daughter is banging her tennis teacher, hes 30 and hung like a horse i presume..
what do?
>>78108855
I find watching Baseball as a neutral comfier desu.
>>78108876
Lmao I can't take the song out of my head
>>78108855
>No reffball
now come on
>>78108894
Post wife's daughter
>>78108876
>YUROSPORT DOESNT GET IBM CLOUD COMMERCIALS
>>78108863
SHES NOT FUCKING AROUND >>78108928
Yh we do la
Did sloanes and sock'em breakup?
>>78108894
investigate her vagin for evidence
CANT DETHRONE THE SLOANE
wow venus was playing so far in the back
USA USA USA USA USA
based sloane
>>78108994
JEJ
Slutty Sloane pure fire. Hope she wins the slam
YOU
ESS
EYY
>YOU
>ESS
>EYY
YOU
ESS
EYY
>YOU
>ESS
>EYY
YOU
ESS
EYY
>YOU
>ESS
>EYY
YOU
ESS
EYY
>YOU
>ESS
>EYY
i hope Keys wins, because she blocked our fridges path
Slutty Sloane pure fire. Hope she goes on to win it now
A ROLLING SLOANE GATHERS NO LOSS
What happens if one of them is on their period ???
>>78109043
LEAVE NO SLOANES UNTURNED
>>78109047
Impossible, they have meds and other things to delay it
I hope Coco makes it so she can have a meltdown as she gets BLACKED
>>78109047
pain threshold lowers and the performance will be 125%, its like the next best thing after blood doping
>>78109034
based horsegirl
>>78109034
She's gonna win by a nose
Wtf? Is she really called Slow-Anne? Heard it for the first time tĆh.
i have literally never heard of sloane stephens but i like her post match interview and she has some fuckin HEART. I hope she isn't just a flash in the pan.
uhhh guys I think I love Sloan
[Urge to colonize swells]
>lose
>clap
>win
>clap
>get interviewed about clapping
>clap before you respond
I guess we really are clappistan
>tfw ywn get blacked by Sloane
>>78109141
SHES ACUNT 2BH DID SHE EVEN THANK THE CROWD
>>78109136
>not remembering when she took down Serena at the AO a few years ago
>>78109178
Fuck them, they were all pro-venus
These Eurosport seats for the pundits seem uncomfortable as fuck.
Nice catch from that guy in the crowd
>>78109136
she destroyed both the williams sisters
hoping for a sloane/keys finals desu
>>78109136
Casuals pls
who is hotter
coco or keys?
>>78109311
sloane
lel german voiceovers from Game, Schett & Mats
>"""schett""": vande-way-yeah
>"""mats""": van-de-wegg-ge
BMS looks cute tho (again)
>>78109311
keys, by a mile
>>78109391
after seeing this I have to agree with the american
any woman who dabs is unattractive
especially in such a way
>>78109389
its fucking comical
>>78109391
what does prime teen pits smell like?
>>78109389
>vande-way-yeah
wat
at least the second one makes sense from a german
btw austria confirmed way more qts than germans
>>78109436
t. nigger
>>78109391
UMM CULTURAL APPROPRIATION MUCH?
DABBIN B OUR MOVE CRACKAS
IS SHE LOWKEY MOCKING THE NEGROS THAT RACIST WITEGURL
>>78109452
>teen
also you can have coco if we get anett
Listen to Sloane speak. None of that ebonics shit! YES!
>>78109491
SOUNDS LIKE A VALLEYGIRL HOPPED UP ON STARBUCKS
>>78109470
If she beats Keys then she is a racist confirmed. Only a racist would deny an all African American final
>>78109491
all 3 of them speak with some kind of valleygirl accent
fuck why can't anyone speak like sharapova
>>78109529
>hating based maddy
>>78109491
i was pleasantly surprised to hear her speak. although she repeated 'get the racket on every ball' and 'i don't have any words' like ten times apiece.
also, holy fuck, i always forget how horrendously ugly madison keys is
cici bellis in the semis when?
LOOK AT THE CHOMPERS ON HER
>>78109578
she is unironically cute
>>78109594
literally never lol
>we now live in a werld wer'e pablo carreƱo "straight up" busta has a real chance @ wining the uso
reminder the cilic - nishikori final was where everything started 2 go wrong
Is it true that if one of these beats Sloane then Ostapenko won't get top 10 on Monday?
>>78109578
BRAINLETS CAN STILL HIT YELLOW BALLS, THEY'RE SO BRIGHT N STUFF
>>78109607
yeah whatever you say buddy
>>78109618
>"straight up" busta
>straight up
>up
>>78109600
>whats up doc?
I'll start unironically to think that coco has a better chance of winning against sloepe than horsey.
>>78109649
Reminds me of Kelly Holmes
>>78109607
>literally never lol
wtf we need cute girls going deeper
>>78109649
what is up with wta players looking better on court than when dolled up
>>78109690
kenin soon
>>78109704
yeah she looks WAY better here right
>literally nobody in the stands for the semi finals
>"we deserve equal pay!"
>>78109733
yes
>>78109311
the coco e-z
>>78109663
i am zorry i is esl man many pardons frend
How do I get an ebony tennisfu you guys
>>78109743
Front row cost like 3k what do they expect?
>>78109743
sexist
>>78109548
Whats a valleygirl anon
>>78109764
go to tennis training courts with lots of women
some of them bound to be dark
and go mingle
>>78109764
Be Jozy Altidore
>>78109790
like omg totally awesome type of yaaaaaas slay queen
>>78109743
equal pay is coming if you perform like a man
a real man does a 5 setters not 3 tiny sets like some pussy girl
official 10is position on the MQ: cute
also is she blak? I dont think she is blak desu
>>78109733
Actually yes, bitch. Caked on makeup and a poorly fitting netted "dress" like Madonna used to wear isnt hot. Here she's gf material. On the other, shes too early for halloween as the "naughty witch" without the hat and broom.
>>78109808
more of a chance of men going to 3 sets
>>78109808
Some men can't even go 5 sets (see Alex Zverev)
>>78109829
good post.
>>78109830
ummm sorry sweetie but makeup empowers women and makes them feel beautiful and that is what counts
>>78109790
watch the movie "clueless"
>>78109864
VERY good post
>>78109894
or the frank zapper song valley girl
>>78109830
>being this furious over the fact that your horseface tennis waifu is objectively ugly
>>78109894
Unironically one of my favourite films. It's fucking hilarious
>>78109790
Retarded Californian rich girls that try to sound 16 at all times
>>78109914
you have got to be shitting me
look at the guys on the right collapsing when he hits it
>>78109879
me when seeing the tennis qts at the club
>>78108791
I would pay 3k to touch Coco
>>78109925
>>78109879
>Actually believing that putting shit all over your face that ruins their skin is a good idea because it makes them happy.
The beautiful ones are the ones without the makeup. Also, my waifu is Sloane.
3-0 in 6 minutes wew
Aussie Open is the GOAT slam because there's only one day out of fourteen where you're forced to watch womyn's tennis
CoCo with the objectively better start, yet 3:0 behind. How this happened?
>>78110050
i dont think u no what objectively means
so this is the power of womens tennis
>match time 0:11
>its 4-0 already
keys EXPOSING coco HARD
Maddison 'the white whale killer' keys
>breadstick
>bagel
>tight third set
really makes you think
CaCa Vanderweight
how u feel about this daring and versatile pun
>>78110140
a bold synthesis
>>78110114
miss 'er tĆh
>WTA
inferior white girls btfo
>>78110140
Big statement. Good post.
>>78110114
i'll never forget this match. was too drunk and up at 3am cheering for angie and had class that morning
how the mighty have fallen
>>78110140
caca blandaWEY
What the hell Coco.
Over/under 45 minutes for the match?
How ruthless do you have to be to do this to your best friend? Based Maddy
>anti anti-coco pipo on pooicide watch
>>78110227
Maddy is one of those people who is all friendly and kind outside of a match and turn into a ruthless demon when engaging in tennis
scary people
>>78110140
Tonight Show's writers should knock your door
Come on CoCo! Most dangerous lead right now!
>>78110191
Fuck off Ahmed.
>there are """""""""""""pipo"""""""""""""" on this subreddit RIGHT NOW who think Maddy is ugly
>>78110274
>'german' calling someone Ahmed
Hahaha gd 1 abdullah
>>78110277
WYPIPO
how come 80% of tennis players is wearing maddy shoes
>>78110277
horsefuckers gtfo
Can Madison sit on my face?
inb4 coco wins the next set 6-0
>>78110196
>>78110185
>SLOW ZOOM ON THE MATCH TIME
CHEEKY CAMERAMAN DOING THE >WTA
Comeback!
>it's spelled CoCo instead of Coco
>>78110356
>dat soviet flag
>coco didn't got bagled
damn it
WHITE
WHALE
HOLY
GRAIL
>>78110418
>those legs
mmmmmmmmMMMMmmmmmm
A third of the match is over and its only been 24 minutes.
WEW
E
W
>>78110356
>>78110457
Do you think they played any silly games in the dressing room?
>>78110418
Kerber looks amazing from the legs/butt view.
someone has to stop the spaniards
delpo, you know what to do
>you now remember when deutschland uber alles was played during the fed cup
>>78110506
please stop posting
tfw your tennisfu is being destroyed by a horse
>>78110481
yeah like monopoly or some checkers
>>78110506
>those quads
good lord
>>78110522
apologize to me right now
I want Coco to take out her anger on my dick
>>78110526
polish women confirmed best women
>>78110518
why?
He's pro-Vandeweghe. What you gonna do now, little contrarian?
>>78110616
salvatore dali is died
Kim Antonie Lode Clijsters
maybe next year?
>tfw the final will last about 45 minutes if Keys continues to play like this
>>78110672
>he didn't watch the other semi
Sloane was insane in that last set la
can you guess whomst this is?
how can yte pipo even compete?
How much do you think does this trigger (((them)))?
>>78110732
to whom are you referring?
>>78110732
wat those brackets mean frend
>>78109389
We're poor but at least our tennis commentators can speak foreign names properly.
>>78110732
>career ending pregnancy
audience isn't very enthusiastic
gotta be funny to have a new yorker get crushed in her own city
I want to hug Coco and tell her it's all going to be okay
Tfw no muguruza gf
>>78110574
>Radwanska
lel no
>>78110690
>insane in the last set
>basically only returning against >le-hit-the-ball-hard-to-the-center-to-not-shit-the-bed-but-actually-shitting-the-bed-because-you-don't-put-your-opponent-under-any-preasure-with-your-faggyass-save-play-grandma
it will be funny as hell trying this against CoCo or Keys tĆh
>>78110699
Prob MooGoo
>>78110800
maddy KYS honorary new yorker by virtue of ambiguous ethnicity; caca implicit midwesterner
the break is coming
>>78110732
poor ugly girl, there's no recovering from this
>>78110829
>ywn siesta with garbinye
>>78110859
is petko. u can tell by the man hands
Why is she so cute?
>>78110829
the worst feeling
>>78110801
I wanna strip naked infront of CoCo and tell her she can take out all her anger on me.
KEYS LOUISE
wait
the 2 semifinals are
USA vs USA
and
USA vs USA
really?
Post her face when she sees ur dick
wtf was that Coco
>>78110967
i enjoyed this post a great deal
>>78110975
I saw 1 European got refballed
Sweet volley skills by CoCo
>>78110986
coco isn't going to make it
keys is
>>78110251
>>78110793
you now realize that based Kim is only 34 and could easily come back and cuck Serena again
>>78110867
BHWAAAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAA stay mad tyrone
It's ogre now
match ending pregnancy
holy shit coco distressed mad as fuck
Why is ESPN steam ded
>>78110986
>crushing your opponent
>take a medical time out
MEDICAL TIME OUT
It's your last change, Vande
just some mid-set clit stimulation you guys
I expected better from someone who shares the name with the best Armdealer in the world
>>78111303
Madison is JTRHNBR
>>78111303
Post the cheeky coco clit rub from last match!
saw a mahometan family out in the open 2day
they waz ugly as hell, woman waz fat and wearing the dress thing, father also fat and ugly, babby luked like babby but veri ugly too. there was also a smell about them, neither pleasant or repellant, but strange indeed
veredict: a VERI dubious addition 2 local demographic ecosystem desu
>frustrated
lol
>>78111357
* slightly erect from reading your post *
If coco really bottles this I'm gonna have a frustration wank.
there's no hope
I swear half of coco's balls were half of the scores of keys
wow they were trying to play table tennis, that didn't work out
I bet Slown is shitting her pants right now.
>>78110699
google says petko
also its her birthday tomorrow
Keys is kinda fat too.
I think we can all agree that Thiem is the future GOAT
can there possibly b any sense of accomplishment in reaching a final as a f*male player? half the scores ar blowouts and the other half a coin flip
/r/tennis pulled a ruthless one
>>78111495
Honestly I doubt it. Can't remember petko dying her hair ever.
>>78111517
perfect for makin babies
>>78111517
lewd
I love Elina
match is over after 1 hour and 6 minutes
ahahahaahahahaha
wtf I hate the coco now
>>78111131
KEK WOMENS TENNIS
those fucking TEETH
this horse just beat my waifu, fuck
>66 minutes and 23 seconds and 12 milliseconds
>>78111620
>Elina Fatolina
>Semifinal finished in less than an hour.
Fucking SHIT. What kind of semi was that?
>>78111727
SHUT UP SHES CUTE
>>78111729
the kind of match deserving of equal pay of course
>>78111729
Sorry, it was a little over an hour. But still though.
I gonna take my meds and cry myself to sleep. Gute nacht, /tennis/.
>keys closes her mouth to make sure her horse teeth aren't showing
I feel sorry for her :(
>>78111729
>THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF THE FEMALE GENDER
>the muncipality of coco vanderweghe
>>78111729
madison gave me a great kind of semi 2night if u know what I mean
>keys vs sloane
should be good, both play great tennis
>a womyn ranked 83 in the world is in a GS final
Really juices my deuces
>>78111912
>two blacks in the final
Wh*te people BTFO
We don't even need Serena
Guess I'm off to fap now.
>>78111867
What do u mean? Could you elaborate on that further?
>>78111948
me too
what are you fapping to hans
>commercial for dubai
lmao who owns passports
>>78112003
Probably Coco Vandi. Goat RP 2bh
>>78112173
great taste.
I'm off to fap to some degenerate tgirls stabbing eachother with their meatsticks
good night anon
f my p with a r mom
>Nadal - del Potro
Grand slam semifinal tier match-up
>PCB - Anderson
ATP250 qualifiers match-up
>>78110732
>le epic ((())) meme
fuck off
>I wanted a coco venus final
>They both fucking lost
What is life
At least Fedora still lost
>>78107858
POST THE ROAST
ofc Nadal - Delpo is scheduled late
>>78117470
Fucking hell, waking up at 3 am is a pain in the ass
Going back to sleep at 6am just after Federer lost is even worse
>delpo goes on to beat nadull
>loses to kevin anderson in the final
>>78117689
couldn't care less as long as nadull gets EXPOSED once again.
>>78117689
Not that late tho
EST
Not Before: 16:00 Anderson - Busta
Not Before: 17:30 Delpo - Rafa
CEST
Not Before: 22:00 Anderson - Busta
Not Before: 23:30 Delpo - Rafa
>>78117743
Match schedules are weird since previous matches often last longer than "anticipated".
>>78117743
>tfw PCB wins the uso without dropping a set
Is it time to spam BWL?
>>78114619
>>78117743
Anderson will last longer than 1.30hrs. Nadal won't start till 01:00.
Busta nut is going to beat Anderson based on the following flawless logic:
>Round 2: Memerev is the bottom half favourite to reach the final, loses
>Round 3: Cilic becomes the fave, loses
>Round 4: Denis the menace becomes the fave, loses
>Quarters: Sam Queerie becomes the fave, loses
>Semis: Anderson is the fave ... ????
>>78119421
Busta won't be able to handle Anderson's serve. Will be big Kev in 4
>>78117861
its great and highlights why tennis is the fucking best
breathe gently and turn your focus inwards to find how big your love is for the game of tennis
you will be overjoyed to be alive
>>78119450
Sonny boy if there's one thing we've learnt during this tourney ... it's to expect the unexpected :)
Guys, I'm supposed to be playing actual tennis tomorrow morning, but that's when the Delpo Nadal match is scheduled ...
what do
>>78119545
I only choose to watch over playing if it's the finals.
>>78111379
>argentier
>>78119569
delpo nadal is the finals...
So I'm in strange city with nothing to do until noon, what do?
>>78119738
watch a film
>>78119738
Gabepost
Why did you need to go to a different city for """"""work""""" if you work in a small shop?
>>78119762
I don't think there's a cinema nearby, it's a small town
>>78119813
idk go for a coffee, read a book in a town square or something
>>78119786
It's not fixed, we travel places to places, i don't know how do you call it in English
>>78119849
Gabe is a door to door salesman?
>>78112043
what is the latest on dubai anon?
>>78119849
dealer
>>78119855
No, we have a stand people go to.
>>78119832
Good idea, actually
>>78119849
Sopa Dr macacao dealer?
Also take pic of yltoen and post here pls
>>78119925
Yltoen?
>>78119935
I don't care
Also post you're job title in Portuguese
>>78119935
The town*
>>78119949
What the hell is yltoen?
Is anyone even going to bother watching the rest of this torunament? Federer already lost, so whats the point?
>>78119960
>>78119978
Wtf no favela????
Also now post selfie
>>78119983
No favela
>>78120003
Me on the right
Keep the pictures coming
>>78120046
Any rochas?
I want to touch Coco's coco. Anyone know this feel?
Cell phone battery is dying, tomorrow I'll post more pics
>>78120078
No, the girls don't look slutty
What city is that?
>>78120126
Leopoldina
>>78119966
>watch Roidal lose
>watch Delpo win
>watch someone else win making the entire thing a meme
>>78120138
u working for the military police?
>>78120218
Kek, no
>>78120103
Mate, go hiking up the hill!
VERY rare high quality gabeposting this morning tbįø©
>>78120101
sure do
>>78120150
>Delpo wins against Nadal in 5 heroic sets
>destroys his wrist in the process and Anderson routes him out in straights
>>78109879
GOATlocq during davis cup.
also home to players such as GOATbonis and GOATpella
>>78110800
you say "new yorker" like
1. people in new york even care if shes a new yorker
2. half the people in the stadium are even from the united states
3. half the people in the stadium even know who she is
love gabigol posts desu
I don't know what people find in Sloana. I'm not into blacks and Serena has the most obvious man-ish/chimp-ish features but I rather Serena than Sloane.
>gabe's 2008-tier phone photo quality
i bet he uses a Blackberry or something
>>78120827
classic leatherdaddy post
>>78120827
>liking manfaces
I suppose there are worse things
>there may well be people in this very thread who would seek to counter the notion that 'el pony' is /ar gi/
>>78121179
Maybe he's /yourguy/ but he ain't mine
>>78121387
and your suggestion is a guy who was knocked out of the tournament.. go back to bed when you have revisited >>78109914
pls rafa
one last time papi
>>78121002
>sloane
>not manface
lole
>>78121518
He's my boy and that's that.
He won that match and beat Djoko to win me a shit ton of cash, thus he is forever my boy
>>78121550
this is tennis son, your feelings/circumstances don't matter, this is /ar gi/ for the tournament, nobody cares who your waifuman is, fck me, fckin' sjws
>>78121727
>sjw
What
I didn't say shit about that, I said Del Potro isn't my guy.
>>78121727
Also for this tournament based Ralpha is /ourguy/
>>78121179
Du Poulain is a honorary french player
>>78121758
>>78121775
ok snowflake
>roids and baldness
>>78121818
Post yfw he loses in straight sets faggot
>>78121387
he's shit. no stamina. can't volley for shit. can't return simple slice shots. can't move to the net quick enough. his brother is better. newfag
considering skipping class agen 2 watch the tennis no exam this time but it still feels a bit cheeky
>>78121874
my face will be about the same as now as i'm not emotionally/financially invested. he might lose to nadal, but we were not talking about who is most likely to win. del potro has provided the goods so I give him my support and /ar gi/ status over nadal
>>78121891
>He's shit but was the youngest player to beat Federer and beat Djoko in an ATP final
>No stamina because his meme serve is so spicy
>Can't volley but it's literally half of his game
>Can't return slice shots or move to net and doesn't need to
>Mischa 'JUST' Zverev is better
>>78121953
nice reply but it means nothing if he can't play 5 sets in a slam and adapt his gameplan according to his opponents
>>78121940
Well I am financially invested, so I'll be praying that the argie's wrist goes limper than enrique iglesias'
>>78121969
I agree he's a three set player, but I think he could be a great if he can sort his weak as fuck mental game out.
Both of the zverevs are mental midgets for some reason
>>78122003
no doubt he could be a contender, but really needs to sort out his 5 set game and like you said mental game. I just think if he's not careful he could drop off and end up having a nishikori-tier career. Rublev, Shap and others look like they could surpass him as nextgen players
>>78121990
and the true, non-casual fans will be interested without the need to spice things up, good look with your business plan
Nadal will win in 4
>>78121818
He's kinda cute in like a simian type of way
>>78121906
>Tienes classes en la noche
ĀæPor quĆ©?
>>78122325
It's six in the afternoon here my volume-challenged friend
>>78122325
At least in Brazil most private universities have night classes so people can work during the day to pay for it. Student loans are not really a thing here.
On the other hand, public universities (aka free) have most courses during the day.
fucking hell these witcher games are lonmg af
>>78122623
That's night
>>78122634
Start a student loan bidness. Make bank
>>78122773
Which one are you playing, Hans?
>>78122801
Finished 1 a week ago, now 2.
It reeks of console peasantry tho.
>>78122811
Yeah, it was ported to 360 I think.
Still pretty good though, the story is great.
I hope you allied with my nigga Roche.
that's one of the ugliest shirts I've seen on court
>>78122847
The inventory system is alright for a controller but if you have a keyboard it's laughable. But yeah it's damn good. Hope 3 is even better.
And I just did went with Roche. That elf guy was whiny a faggot.
>>78122773
im close to 90 hours into witcher 3 and i only recently made it into the last expansion
pretty good just feel like the combat should have a bit more too and a bit more purpose overall, its very much a story game and its nice for that
>>7812292
Combat has never been cd-project's strong point. There are mods though.
>>78122775
The sun is still up but call it night if you want
How many hours until THE match? I want to set an alarm now and force myself to sleep.
>tfw u realize federer let del potro win because hes not well physically and couldnt have defeated nadal
>>78123205
this
He didn't want to make his h2h even worse
>>78123228
Thanks. There better not be any delays.
>Lolpez brothers
Fuck, this place has no internet.
>>78120862
Are you going to buy me a new phone?
>>78123266
use that wifi >>78119978
>>78123266
Doesn't brazil have access to chink shit imports?
>still two hours until US Open Men's Semifinal of Pablo CarreƱo Busta (19) vs Kevin Anderson (28)
>>78123753
at least there is still daylight at your longitude
>>78123831
dat OCD
>>78122325
they J U S T ar like that
classes 5:30 - 9 pm + veri long commute both ways
>>78122623
>six in the afternoon
doubt
>>78123753
you just know these absolute cunts will take 5 hours to finish
>>78123856
>7-6 6-7 6-7 7-6 7-6
>>78123931
if Nadal - Delp starts any later than 1.00am here i will be S E E T H I N G
If I was a pornstar my name would sofonda cox
>>78123964
lmao good one
>>78123964
mine would be the same name i have now
David
new
>>78124007
new
>>78124007
new
>>78124007
new
>>78124007
new
>>78124007
>>78123964
>not Kayla Day
>>78123869
>>78123831
>>78123895
>>78123930
>That autism
Is he, dare I say it, /OurSperg/?