/heem/ - Natty GOAT Edition Redux

First for Woodley has a bigger dick than Wonderbread

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Michael Dukakis

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>>78105279

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>>78105279
LOL

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>>78105279
Bless

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>God sent a Hurricane directly to Coral Springs

Is he, dare I say it, /ourguy/

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>>78105306
>>78105293
>>78105279

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Uh oh, Greece is all revv'd up

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Based Vitor KTFO a known roider

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>submitted by one arm

Fuck these god damn retarded Bisping fans. They are ruining heem with their repetitive crap. I'm gonna wait until the next thread because I know what this thread already is gonna be like.

>triggered for eternity by one name

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<---------Tappy

GSP will beat Bisping

How mad does reading that sentence make you?

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Elliot via guillotine

>>78105346
Don't worry, GSP will leave them in shambles

Reddit """fighters"""
Francis Ngannou
>fought for like two years before MMA and will get exposed
Daniel Cormier
>pretends to be the good guy but isn't at all
Robert Whittaker
>lost to Wonderboy
Damien Maia
>zzzzzzzz
Kevin Lee
>wow bro I get KOd by a BJJ guy but I'm fersure better than Khabib
Max Holloway
>beat up an injured Aldo and still looked bad
TJ Dillashaw
>traitor
Any 125 fighter
>meme division
Amanda Nunes
>dyke who will be exposed
Joanna
>obviously roiding
Bonus: Mauro Ranallo
>mentally ill (confirmed schizophrenia) cuck who works for a shit company like Showtime and enjoys mandrama

4chan Warriors
Alistair Overeem
>will beat Stipe; legendary fighter
Volkan Oezdemir
>humble and powerful
Michael Bisping
>knows that greatness and success breeds animosity from lesser folk
Tyron Woodley
>uses his fists to draw attention to political issues; physically fighting racism at this point
Khabib Nurmagomedov
>warriors have to go through hardship; similar to Bisping's greatness
Conor McGregor
>never lost at 145 and arguably the GOAT
Cody Garbrandt
>uses his fighting prowess to speak for him instead of cowardly hiding behind his words
125 pound division aren't fighters
Holly Holm
>exposed the division as being weak
Claudia Gadelha
>will rightfully claim the belt after another dominant victory
Bonus: Brendan Schaub
>multi millionaire who turned a successful fighting career battling legends into superstardom

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>>78105346
I think it's fine. Quit h8in

>>78105361
I disagree. Though seeing GSP come back with a victory would be very cool. I like Bisping and GSP

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She is going to lose again isn't she

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Reminder to keep those legs tucked

>>78105361
Not at all. I literally don't feel any doubt about Bisping beating GSP like I did about Conor and Floyd

>>78105372
Add Helwani to reddit

>>78105378
Did you not here the audio tape of her almost killing a chick during sparring?

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>>78105378
Not to Jessica Ayyyyy lmao

>>78105385
I'm out helping people out up window shutters, don't mind popping by on mobile device to tell you for the 1000th time that isn't me.

>>78105398
Damn that's a good one

>>78105391
Damn, that shit never gets old

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>greece thinks dumping pre-USADA webms means anything

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Reminder this is what real fans feel about Bisroid, as opposed to neckbeard scat spammers

>>78105448
>real fans

cringing

>>78105415
why do you have to lie all the time? don't you feel guilty for claiming to be Coral Springs without even posting with a pass on?

>once again, does not deny being the scat spammer
pottery

>>78105454
You wouldn't know what it means to be a "real fan" it will show when GSP deletes Bisping's career

>>78105448
Looks like he worked those neckbeards and (You)

>>78105462
This is true, so many imposters it's hard to say who is who without the pass. I'd like to believe Coral Springs is a real human bean but more likely he's just some sperg in texas or some shit.

>>78105468
literally cringing @ you reading this

>>78105499
>Hurr durr cringe!
Work on the material and OP'S

I'm making a non-Bisping thread. Is anyone gonna join me so we can get this one to 404?

>>78105448
You mean two fat losers wearing flat bills? If they had a single ounce of Bisping's cardiovascular strength, they each might live to see their 45th birthdays.

>>78105509
>this attempt at an insult

cringing

>>78105509
OP's don't matter :)

>cardiovascular strength
you mean EPO steroid intake

>>78105520
>typing out cringe twice in row
slow your roll

>>78105524
>OP's don't matter :)
To Bispingfags they absolutely do matter, 100%. Such is the life of an insecure beta

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>>78105492
I can't post with my pass now on my phone but I've proven I live in Coral Springs already. Posted a pic of the Coral Springs sign.

>>78105378
When is she going into porn? Also didn't someone find a look alike of her that was a pornstar?

>>78105534
>slow your roll

cringe

Latifi or Pedro?

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>>78105539

The bisroid spammer is an obese mandrama loser and also a pedophile. I wouldn't take anything he said seriously

>>78105544
>betting on Australia
Shiggy

>>78105536
You have the same img numbers as the bjpenn OP

>>78105539
three times, you're one pathetic sperg aren't you? last (u), goof

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In this threads. Nobody win. All lose.

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>>78105535
I don't see how we are being insecure. Someone makes a Bisping OP and then you guys start sperging out with Bisping h8. Just let it be

Bisping bless

>>78105554
I don't even know how th numbers are generated. Is it my 6600th image in my phone?

>>78105556
Now you need lawyer
Don't fuck my!

>>78105556
UFC, MMA and this general will be better once Bisroid retires after losing to the manlet GSP.

>>78105555
>>78105550

cringing @ ur samefagging

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Everyone calm down. I have everything under control

I have rescued three people today and am planning on rescuing many more in the follow days.

I am the hero of /heem/

I will be immortalized after this.

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>The state of these threads when I'm not here to bully everyone into behaving well
Pretty f*cking sad (!) if you ask me, lads. Get help.

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>the Bisping cancer has officially surpassed the Schaub cancer

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>>78105587
>I have rescued three people today
lol from what? our girl URMA hasn't even started throwing body shots at (You) yet.

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*dabs into the thread*

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>>78105556
People really like responding to obvious bait

>>78105588
Nobody likes you

>>78105587
is moral spring really a hero? is this true?

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>>78105588
Post jacare webms, that'll do it

>>78105611
I heard he sucks dick better than anyone in South Florida so yeah maybe is a hero.

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>>78105597
I think its quite obvious the complainers about Bisping end up being far more incendiary

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>>78105618
*gadoosh*

>>78105638
You wish, freak.

>>78105643
I actually like Robert. I wouldn't be bothered if he beats Bisping and takes over as the natty King. He would be a worthy succesor in one of the more roided division

So the spammer hates Coral/Spain/Calendar but loves Bisping and Woodley?

>>78105655
I just heard a rumor. It's only gay to suck dick, faggot. I've been in the pen, nigga. Five years time never sucked one dick but made some bitches.

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How long until the hurricane destroys coral springs lads?
I wanna celebrate while it's happening

>>78105669
Spammer hates Bisping.

>>78105669
Everybody hates Spain though

who is your favorite female fighter?

>>78105642
I include the anti and pro people when I say Schaub and Bisping

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>>78105627

>>78105674
Not surprised you've been to prison. What was it for? Let me guess, stalking and attempted kidnapping.

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>>78105664
I was dubious of him at WW because he was getting nothing done there. His fight with Brunson also left me thinking maybe he got lucky, but then he GADOOSH'd the FUCK out of POOcare and Romero.

Guy's as legit as they get and likeable too. Not my boy, but I like him.

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Who here is excited for the Money Rematch™ in 2018?

>>78105697
Straight thuggery on bitchmade nothings like yourself.

The spammer always says Poocare and shit like that.

Spain does too.

>>78105279
BUDDEH DELET THIS

>>78105669
It's whatever winds people up. /heem/ can't seem to stop responding

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>>78105698
Well I'm excited to see Natty vs Natty when the time comes. It will be a spicy banger

Still hope Bisping retires with a W so h8rs will be in shambles

Latest heembedded was so fucking dull

>>78105364
Elliott's been getting blasted recently.

>>78105669
>>78105716

scat spammer: https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/77970756/#77977839
>brunshit
>poosada
>keeps saying 'seething', now changed to cringing
>spams the most mandrama UFC "fighter"
>uses at least 2 proxies to spam Bisroid, Canadian & UK

>>78105734
>he is actually following the embedded's for a MM PPV

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Beast of a fight 100%

>>78105696
Shevchenko doesn't even give enough of a shit to turn around

>>78105756
/ourdad/

>>78105740
You mean his one loss to Nguyen?

>>78105750
>a person from the UK would definitely not support a fighter from the UK

Your reach rivals that of Jon Jones

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>tfw your boys get to heem cowboy and cement himself as the best fighter on the planet

>>78105756
Dan Kelly is a fucking meme

>>78105768
Didn't he lose before that too?
For some reason I think of him as being on the down, is it only the Nyugen loss?

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he's done

>>78105786
No he beat Smolka in a fun fight and before that was the DJ fight

>>78105781
>Rocks Cowboy with 10 seconds left
>Goes for a hug
>Starts Round 2 with a hug

>>78105788
Welp Ngannou is going to be undefeated

>>78105788
the absolute STATE of AKA

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>>78105733
The funniest thing would be if Bisking beat GSP and retired without fighting Whittaker. I'd actually laugh my ass off if that happened.

>>78105781
If he beats Cowboy, the latter is finished.

>>78105750
>A British flag supporting the first ever British champion means it's an American on a proxy

I guess until Greece has a champ you won't understand

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>>78105756
>/ourguy/ vs pompous pretty boy faggot
Please heem him dadbod Kelly

>>78105788
Is he the biggest waste of talent in recent years? Jones doesn't count cause he was a roid monkey

>>78105776
>proxy server is a server that acts as an intermediary for requests from clients seeking resources from other servers
your reading comprehension skills rival those of Floyd Mayweather

>>78105758
Shev seems pretty based

>>78105812
Theodorou is a MUNSTER

>>78105800
Huh, not sure why I had him losing to Smolka in my
Oh he's fine then, how was the Smolka fight again? Split decision or unanimous? Was he struggling? Maybe I don't rate Smolka much and him not breezing past him put in my mind that he lost

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>>78105690

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>>78105788
HAILING
FROM A RETIREMENT HOOOOOOOME
CAIIIN
FUCKED KNEES
VELAAAAAASQUEZ

>>78105696
>lee getting worked

>>78105756
I like Dan Kelly but this could be one of the worst fights ever, to the point I'm already not looking forward to sitting and watching that

>>78105811
Why did Jacky-roid touch Mario's balls at :07

>>78105839
Unanimous. Spicy roller. Elliott clearly won but it was really fun and competitive nonetheless. One of the best 30-27s ive ever seen

>>78105811
I don't think it's really reached foreign media yet but bisping and Tony bellew have been going back and forth a lot recently with bisping saying multiple times he's gonna go to boxing to fight him

It's pretty likely he does that instead of fighting Whittaker

>>78105859
Actually I think I remember it now. It was a good fight, you're right.
Honestly don't know why I thought Elliott was on a skid

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Natty recognizes natty

>>78105812
>Polish/Irish origin, born in Cyprus, lives in USA
100% British my guy

>>78105756
>Plodding tank vs. backpedaling points fighter
There could seriously be zero strikes landed in this fight. Both of these guys are meme fighters that ought to be cut

>>78105788
https://youtu.be/tWj_OevZY2k

>>78105877
He shouldve beat Nguyen but Nguyen is dangerous on the feet

>>78105864
>It's pretty likely he does that instead of fighting Whittaker
He's literally under contract with the UFC and I doubt Dana let him does that. He's not that sort of star. Bellew and him have just been blowing hot air desu, don't think it'll go anywhere

>>78105756
/BRETT FAVRE/

>>78105859
Elliott became a boy after the Dodson fight

>>78105788
Poor lad man

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>>78105882
>British accent
>British citizen with 2 British citizen parents on a British military base
>Identifies as British

Stay jelly

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>>78105858
Trying to get a boost of T to help him because his steroids failed him in the fight.

>>78105864
I doubt it happens, but if it does I'd laugh my ass off. Bisbong has been making people asshurt for over a decade, if he can retire on his terms giving a middle finger to the sport it'd be funny as h*ck.

Bless his heart, I'm no longer mad at him.

Does Cowboy move to Lightweight if Till beats him?
It'd be weird because I had him winning the Robbie fight, even though I'm a Robbie fan

>>78105588
Do you always announce your presence flamboyantly in real life like you do here you mental manlet?

>>78105934
>Bless his heart, I'm no longer mad at him.
Apology accepted. =]

>>78105937
I don't know if he can. Usually when you move up in weight the way he did there's no going back

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>Autism already
*yawns VERY audibly*

>>78105934
>retire giving a middle finger to the sport
>>>/asp/

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*rips the Greek flag*

>>78105973
>posts his master
good goy, don't worry nobody will bully you.

>>78105934
You're by far the biggest loser in this general.

>>78105971
Yeah, that's true actually, especially considering he's older now too. He never really seemed to struggle with making 155 though. Not massively anyway, I feel like with some adjustments he might be able to make the weight again
But knowing Cowboy I doubt he can be arsed and he'd stay at 170 anyway

>>78105937
He'd have to kill himself to make 155 now I reckon, especially as he likes to fight so often

I wanna see him go to smellator if he loses to till though

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*dies at 45*

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*yawns audibly-er*
Beg me.

who broke Spain? not long til the scat flows.

>>78106023
He's good with Dana and has his fans, don't think he's ever at risk of going to Bellator honestly.

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>>78106036
*not enough to keep Super Natty 3 Bisping down*

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Reem bless lads

>>78105329
Ge look scarier as trtor at mw then when he was as hw

Bisping better pray he beats GSP because if he doesn't the only reasonable fights left for him are Romero or Luke and both of them want to murder his ass so bad.

>>78106146
Wow so scared of puke shithole and pooel pooshithole lol

They fucking suck at fighting which is why a crippling welterweight discount wonderbitch is ahead of them

lads i'm joining a kick boxing gym tomorrow

i'm 26 yaers old

6'2

155lbs

also i made out with a coworker the other day and now it feels just weird

should i just fuck my shit up already?

>>78105599
Kek got anymore

>>78106146
Why the fuck would he take anything other than a meme/money fight if he loses? He said he's fighting twice more before retiring bud

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Will Nunes get stripped when she fails to make weight again?

>>78106177
Romero and Luke are definite money fights

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>>78106121
That's a tasty looking horse

>>78106189
Romero is not a money fight, UFC 213 did about 150,000 buys lol

>>78106167
>6'2"
>155 lbs

Holy fuck eat something, I could literally break you in two

>>78106005
You could be right. But personally I think he's nearing the end of the line no matter what he does

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<---- Boogy

>>78106167
>6'2 155lbs
What the fuck are they feeding you over there in Spain? And sounds like things are going good, why fuck your shit up.

>>78106146
you revved him up lad, prepare for the scat

>>78106124
TRT League now.

>>78106165
Luke and Romero don't suck. You kidding me?

Luke already made Bisping tap like a bitch with one arm and Romero is arguably the most dangerous fighter Bisping has faced

>>78106206
When it comes to fighting Bisping, it is

>>78106167
James Vick tier 2bh

>>78106146
He retiers if he lose

>>78106232
Fluke cuckhold will commit suicide after losing to branch

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>>78106261
Not happening

>>78106261
He isn't losing to Branch

Please watch Luke vs Weidman again to see what a fully prepared Rockhold can do

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>>78106121
How many hippos would it take to defeat one (1) Reem?

>>78106232
>Luke made Bisping tap like a bitch

And Bisping smacked his stupid face around like War Machine to Christy Mack

Romero has no cardio, no striking, and his MMA wrestling is relatively dogshit

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*GADOOOSH* x2

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Irma = Roy Nelson
Moral Springs = Brandon Schaube

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Ray Borg ready for his first day of school

>>78106289
Box like shit with check hooks and straights, spam body kicks, and win off a fluke?

Bisping on 12 days notice semi-retired him

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Luke is the GOAT MW

>>78106320
Not home but reminder you're a slob

>>78106305
You're a fucking idiot if you actually think his wrestling and striking are that bad

Literally his only problem is cardio. Even look at the Whittaker fight and he was throwing good shit he was just too tired at the end

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>>78106330
:)

Sam Alvey has better striking than the current MW """"champ"""""

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>>78106354
Why am I a slob?

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>>78106354

>>78106355
His striking is pretty average at best. He has some decent timing on his punches but he gets by on his strength in that regard. His wrestling is shit compared to his credentials. He doesn't control people that well on that ground typically. Also doesn't wrestle enough

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>>78106406
I'm just glad Rogan gave him "the talk" and he wasn't beaten into complete CTE submission for """"fans"""" like Coral Springs.

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>>78106325
kek

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The face of heem

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>>78106305
Fuck War Masheen, that douche deserves life in prison for making her quit porn

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>>78106406
His son will be a better fighter

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The beard of /heem/

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>>78106406
remember when Holly got sent to the Schaubrealm?

Marvin Vetorri would retire Romero

>>78106523
That ref oughta be pistol whipped

>>78106523
She was just fatigued yeh

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>>78106360
(;

>>78106523
The ref should have let this happen to McGregor

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>>78106406
Which is the better shadow realm, this or that?

>>78106406
>Getting KO'd by slaps

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>>78106451
>>78106493

>>78106624
Handsome lad

https://youtu.be/XxWZLS5YbbE

Not a surprise that Cowboy doesn't know Darren Till. You know, the dude should really gameplan for his opponents a bit more. He'd arguably have a belt by now

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>>78106624

>>78106660
death simulation the webm

>>78106652
I hadn't heard of him till Saturday either :)

>>78106624
I'm trying to think of a joke but I can't think of one.

Dana could afford to put a 360 camera in the ring on the referee at all times for every fight then stream one card a month free on YouTube.

Instead of complains that Mighty Mouse is doing something wrong and that's why sales are lacking.

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>>78106713
>360 camera in the ring on the referee at all times for every fight
i actually really want this now

>>78106624
The racism has to be tucked niggeh

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>>78106624
He looks Spanish

>>78106687
Eh, same here desu
A lot of the prelim fighters I'll watch, but I really won't remember until they make their way up the rankings.

Do you guys find it the same way? Half the fighters I watch I won't really remember. Prelims can be long and with a card every other week, names don't stick into my head. I remember I actually found it a bit daunting when I was first getting into the You Eff See

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>>78106885
I remember prelim fighters if they put on a good performance. For instance this guy is still a prelim fighter but I know that he's decent.

You guys realize Dana White set Jon Jones up after his comments before UFC 214 right?
It's so obvious. What a corrupt fucking "sport".

>>78106984
Shane Burgos? I remember him too

But he also had a fun fight. Plenty don't, and they're the ones that tend to drop from my memory

>>78106624
>Josh Koscheck.png
>>78106825
>Danny Garcia.jpg

>>78107015
wat

>>78107015
Jon stop posting on /heem/ and go train

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lemon OG is bretty good my ""friends""

Saturday is gonna be a cool day

8 hours Eurobasket tournament(Greece is playing also) and then 6 hours of a meme PPV

Literally I wont do nuffin else the whole day

Official /heem/ meet up

>Where
>When
>Openweight MMA Tourney?

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>>78107182
>DUDE WEED LMAO
>DUDE
>WEED
>LMAO
>DUDEEEEE
LMAO

WEED
LMAO


WEED DUDE


LOL

fuck right off with your spam you confirmed degenerate scum.

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but the thing is, she doesn't want to make out with me no more

i feel empty, a void, the nothingness

will kickboxing do good for me in this situation?

>>78107015
Why would Dana destroy one of his biggest draws? I swear conspiracy theorists are the biggest fucktards on the planet

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>78107295
(You)'re on steroids.

>>78107310
All I'm saying is look into it

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>MMA Fans
your losers better bring your bawls

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>>78107370
GADOOSH

>>78107292
Coral Springs
Tomorrow
Never

>>78107310
Because he's a slimy fuck that made his millions and lets personal vendettas get in the way of his FORMER company?
>Dana White would never ruin a fighters career over a grudge
lmkeko

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>Moral springs

1. Ferguson
2. Barboza
3. Lee
4. McGregor
5. Nurmagomedov
6. Gaethje
7. Alvarez
8. Iaquinta
9. Diaz
10. Poirier

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>>78107292
I'd love for an oppurtunity to heem Greece

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>When playing touchbutt in the park isn't enough

>>78107455
>Lee above Iaquinta
>Mcgregor above Khabib

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>78107409

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>>78107477

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Rose vs mighty manlet who wins lads?
Rose has the height+reach+punching power advantage but MM has Joe rogan on commentary saying he's the best for some reason
I gotta go with Rose on this one

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Heeminder to trane in the gi at least 3 times a week minimum

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>>78107406
Remember that time he lost and literally got cucked by some black dude
And then he went all "SH-SHES JUST A SIDE PIECE BRO"

>>78107985
Lol she cucked Luke for Smellator bum

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https://www.forbes.com/sites/noahkirsch/2017/09/07/exclusive-billionaire-fertitta-brothers-sell-remaining-ufc-stakes-at-5-billion-valuation/#1fd885684d69

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>>78107944
Rose would unironically win
MM Is a joke

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>>78108008
why are you so obsessed with Luke my man? Is it cause he's the MW GOAT and ultimate CHAD?

>>78107493
DUDE WEED LOL GUYS WEED LMAO WEED

LMAO DDUDE
DUDDEEEE LMAO
WEEEEEEEEEED
LMAO DUDDEEEE WEED LMAO

youre unironically the worst poster in /Heem/

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>>78108080
FOR sure he's a beast my ma-*gets knocked out by a pillow fisted journeyman*

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>>78107619

>>78108137
t.triggered beta

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well all the great philosophers ires shots at each other at some point but what is the true meaning of this

>>78108166
Weidman looks like the typical white american Mongrel

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>>78108129
>in /Heem/
what's your deal, guy?

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>>78108249
My boy is beautiful.

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>>78108212
t. manlet cuckold

>>78108036
God damn, they'll be laughing forever. Talk about the perfect time to sell. Rumor has it they're in the running to take over the new NFL franchise in Vegas

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>>78108356
The reason you hate Luke so much is cause he reminds you of those chads who used to stuff you into locker rooms eh buddy?

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can we pray for Springschiz?

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>>78108332

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>>78108419
I don't hate him at all buddeh, but he did get KTFO and when he retires will only be remembered as the guy that got ko'd by bisping
And that's a fact

>>78108432
>Turks and Caicos Islands

>Not cucks and tacos

disappointed fampai

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>>78108517

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>>78108432
What's the countdown on how long it'll take to reach the sperg

>>78108434

Weidman had an advantage in ever stat except age on Kelvin.


I don't know why him and his mongrel family are acting like he won a 3rd fight with Silva

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*GADOOOSH*

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If you don't like DJ you need to get the fuck out of my MMA general.
Go post in youtube comments or something.

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>>78108536

>>78108582
Anyone who loses to Tim Kennedy sucks dude lol

>>78106652
>Out of camp at 183

Fair he could go back to 155 then if he wanted

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>>78108581
If that was true you'd be the only one left here lad, although I'm sure you're used to the feeling
>caring about manlets

>>78108598
Nunes will win

>>78108581
Uh oh dude you're gonna trigger that Ausfailian who hates his dad

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>>78108598
>McMann vs who is the main event instead of two former title challengers

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>>78108556
Gastelum is a fatass welter and he still clocked Weidman and turned him into a Bogdanoff for a split second. I mean I'm happy for the guy but his career is still kind of on the skids

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>>78108618
What about someone that beats Luke rockhold easily in the first round?
Also him Kennedy was a known steroid abuser, bisping would kill him nowadays

>>78108547
It will ALL be going down in American Primetime Saturday 10 eastern 7 pacific

>>78108683
*Prelims main event

I mean it's the UFC and it's 2017

What did you expect?

>>78108709
Are you autistic?

>>78108598
I'm still on the fence about Magny-RDA but I agree with everything else on the main card as well as McMann & Cejudo. Don't know enough about the other fights to say

Unironically enjoy DJs fights when they're on

I don't get super hyped for them but they're normally pretty fun scraps

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<---- GOAT MW

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Arjan Singh Bhullar is the first Indian to compete in the UFC
He is a 6'1'' Heavyweight
Since 2014 he has compiled a 6-0 undefeated record, with 3 decisions and 3 (T)KO wins
A freestyle wrestling Olympian with several other wrestling accolades, we can expect a grinding style from this Blue Chip prospect
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJbNCidQ0Cs

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>>78108723
>at this time we should expect Coral Springs to be posting a picture with his pass as promised, he is a liar though.

>>78108650
Does Nunes have the cardiovascular endurance necessary to go five hard five minute rounds with vulgar Shevchenko?

>>78108709
One of my all-time favorite /heem/ webms

>>78108837
She will inside 2 rounds

>>78108873
Like last time?

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>headlining the prelims is better than being on the main card

>>78108916
She'll probably win 1, 2, and 4.

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>>78108916
She will literally win inside the first 2 rounds

>>78108971
She'll be lucky to make it 4 full rounds

Borg is way too camp, shame he's gonna be champ in a few days

>>78108989
>le eyepoke roidbabby

zzzzz

youre an autist picking march madness and making no money

LMAO

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>>78108989
Interesting