/hoc/

First for O M A H A

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2nd for ducks

>>78102075
I'm not artsy but ill try and whip something up when I get home

>>78102092
Ill just make one on nhl 17

>>78102108
Good idea

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finns are stupid ugly smelly NIGGERS

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Golden_generation.exe has been launched.
World domination in 4 years-

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>another day of off-season /hoc/

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almost time for college too lads

>>78102169
>players keep leaving to go pro
We need to fix ncaa sports

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>>78102133
>tfw no family to domestic abuse on

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tomorrow the hockey season starts here

right after work, I'm driving two hours to the arena and then back again at night, hopefully in a good mood. Or I'll stay and get drunk if win

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literally who can stop us?

>>78102197
same here :)

i really like your picture. Can i save it? :)

Soo, what did Ellis do to himself now?

>...to miss several months...

>>78102255
yes

>>78102254
Any AHL team

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*wins your calder trophy*

which city in kanada has the best meth?

>>78102470
winnipeg ainec

Where my /Jakes/ bros

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SUNDAY

SUNDAY

SUNDAY

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most overrated overpriced cuck garbage ive ever had. sunberlters need to be gassed

Can we all make fun of Ottawa ?

>senators remove 1500 seats from their arena
>use some bizarre ass reasoning to explain why


Seriously, point and laugh,

>we sell out 70 percent of our seats on average
>I HAVE AN IDEA
>remove a bunch of seats and That number turns to 80 percent

>>78102604
kike tier tactics tbqh

Honestly

If you're a Canadian team and you're in the CONFERENCE FINALS

And your arena has a bunch of empty / unsold seats .... you should be moved to the sun belt to be punished.


Or maybe move the Senators to Saskatoon and they can play to sell out crowds of 15,000 real hockey fans every night

Ottawa is an embarrassment

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Pulju

>>78102684
Thunder bay

>>78102684
QUEBEC
U
E
B
E
C

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This guy will have more points than patrick nolan this season.

Should I bandwagon the canes this year

>200 dollars for the new Adidas jerseys
God dammit

>>78102868
you're so god damn annoying

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>your omaha oxen

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>>78102480
Based finnipeg
Seriously, is there a town more BASED than winnipeg? I dont think so buddy

>>78102868
not even memeing or shitposting but it looks like carolina will be the reddit team this year like nashville last year or panthers a few years back

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>>78102707
WHO THE FUG TOOK BULJUS SMILE???
I WANT HIS HEAD ON A POLE

>>78102984
>>78102999
Breedddy gud, think the wheat is too gold looking tho

Should I bandwagon the sabres this year

>>78102984
>shitcolored jerseys

>>78102868
yes, sebastian aho

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>>78103012
So mae it less yellow or more? Brighter or dull.

>>78103032
Dull, more brown like wheats

get this fucking nerd out of my sports thread

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>>78102583
*Wheeezes*

my mom said if i dont get 3 (you)s within an hour shell kick me out of her basement. pls help

>>78103054
Draw some Omaha mock ups

>>78102588
>>78102630
>>78102952
>>78103052
>>78103054
Get the heck out of /hoc/, jonne.

>>78099999
He's growing more powerful by the day

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>>78103038

>>78103134
Better for sure

>>78103167
Maybe ups can be their main sponsor

Any Minnesotans here?
Fargo is a shit movie and you hockey team blows!

>>78103134
NHL18?
Seeing EA offering early access if you have EA access

>>78103180
17

>>78103172
That's pretty smart actually

The last EA SPORTS NHL game they fooled you buying? Mine NHL 14.

>>78103177
Yeah I live in Finland, MN

>>78103205
NHL10

>>78103212
Sounds like hell on earth

>>78103205
17
It's pretty okay
Will be buying 18 too just for the expanded franchise mode desu

>>78103231
It's comfy and near the north shore

>>78103205
whichever was the last one on ps2

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>>78103249
The north shore exclusively refers to oahu

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>>78103285
Based hawaii-anon

>>78103205
17. It's pretty bad, really easy to score

>>78103285
Never heard of it

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Away jersey

/hoc/ Fantasy league when

>>78103205
whichever one had Stamkos on the cover

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stors

>>78103492
>another year no ploffs

>>78103492
When the sturrs Finnish defense core matures they might win b2b cups lads

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>>78103523
>Finnish defense

>>78103532
>rags

>>78103544
>rags

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>>78103492
>yfw da Stars win da cup

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>>78103560

>meanwhile in bizarro hoc

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>my foot when stars when the cup

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>mfw the kittiecats win da cup

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>>78103603
King is gonna get his ring this year !

>>78103610
>>78103603
>>78103599
>>78103560
>>78103532
>>78103509
>>78103492
excellent posts

>>78103495
>>78103523
>>78103544
>>78103549
>>78103619
fuck off and kys

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This triggers the Canadian and the upper Midwesterner.

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>rumours that Horvat's contract is 6-year , $5.25M

Would be nice.

Hurry the FUCK up already.

>az signs horvat

>>78103826
>1st, 2nd, 3rd round picks

Wynaut.

why do non pens fans even bother? why haven't you mass sudoku'd yet

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Can anyone even come up with a good enough excuse as to why the Canucks won't win the Cup?

Show butt

>>78102060
So where will Panthlels and Boltz play this season now that florida is officially fucked for months?

>>78104165
There's not way that their stadiums will be more unlivable than the Islander's.

>>78104165
Omaha and Kansas city

>>78104165
unironically atlanta

>>78104396
probably desu

>>78104165
massachutes

t. knower

>>78104449
hartford is in connecticut not mass
bridgeport would be better anyway

>>78103862
so basically trade schneider for nothing, just like they did with kesler. sounds good.

>>78103177
Fargo isn't bad but the team is in a lot of flux. Granlund and Nino need to have a similar year or Parise being dead is going to hurt them this year. Not that is wont in the future but with kaprizov never playing in the NHL, Greenway going back to college, and Kunin not being ready they dont have any big prospects to slot in unless Ook does better

>t. Wilson in Woodbury

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>>78104667
OOK
>tfw a swede will lead us to the promise land
friendship with finland ended

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>you will never pick up Amanda Kessel from a practice in Janurary while its snowing and you dont want here to crash her new CRV so you insisted you drive but didnt stay for the whole thing because her teamate bridgett is a cunt and her even cuntier boyfriend will be there and you wanted to make some beef stew so you have lunches to bring for work and Amanda thanks you and then you have hot sensual sex under the covers because you convinced her sleeping in a room below 60F is patrician.

>>78104814
>fake white people smiles

lol

Remove kippers from the thread

Why is NBA, NFL and NHL all played at the same time.
Why the fug is NFL not played during summer, makes no sense

>>78104873
NFL players are fucking pussies

>>78104873
>why isn't football, which takes 3 hours in full pads, played during the hottest time of the year, in places like florida, georgia, carolina, tennesse, texas, kansas, arizona, california, and nevada
gee finlan i really don't know

>>78104920
Surely thats better than playing in winter, with all the snow and ice

>>78104920
what about the nba? literally no reason for it to have an overlapping schedule with the nhl.

>>78104945
>snow and ice
>in murica

They don't even know what it is 90% of USA is literal sunbelt at the same latitude as south europe.

>>78104951
nigs are retarded idk, basketball has always been a winter sport since it's indoors

>>78104945
snow games are fun and people won't die from heat exhaustion

>>78104964
>tfw this winter's gonna hit -60 again
i'm ready

>>78104964
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_weather_records
>both usa's coldest records are lower than finland
reeeeally fires the pistons

oh man i was in the wrong thread and was wondering why you fuckers were talking about baseball LOL!

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Isl/a/nders!

>>78104997
>1710 meters above sea level
doesnt count, bucko

>>78105014
>my arbitrary reasons denounce facts
hmmmm

why do all finns live in the south near the ocean? can they not handle the cold?

>>78105084
>all
I dont so I just fucked your point up, bucko

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>>78105084

>>78105084
Because everywhere else is filled with slack-jawed hillbillies. Coast is comfy as long as you don't live in that hell hole called Helsinki or metropolitan area.

>>78103544
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>>78103628
>>78102159
>rags

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>>78104997
dying just thinking about it

>>78104873
NBA and NFL play in the winter because of MUH COLLEGE BALL is where all the history is.

>>78104964
>what are ocean currents
Sorry you have a milder climate with 20 hours of darkness. Your 90% is wildly inaccurate even in parts of California they get snow. It is hilarious to watch the south get snow. The cities shut down since its usually also accompanied by freezing rain and no one knows how to drive.

>>78105374
overnight "snow" that turns into slush by noon the next day isnt real snow.

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>>78105410
Are you refering to the california snow because they have a mountain range called the Sierra Nevadas there.
I miss the days of getting dumped on in October here, fuck climate change and fuck asians.

>>78105477
>snow at altitude
lol pathetic. thats like saying hongcouver experiences a real winter.

>>78102999
NHL 17 you can create your own jerseys? will 18 be better?

>>78105757
>replying to chubbs

>>78105790
Im not chubbs
>>78105757
Pretty sure you've been able to create-a-team for a while now. 18 will just be 17 again with minor changes that dont significantly matter.

>>78105894
that's exactly what chubbs would say, chubbs

>>78105914
Im not chubs; I dont even know who chubs is
>T. Marshal from Anaheim

>>78105940
fuck off chubbs

>>78105947
>Trying so hard to make me chubs
You're actually chubbs arent you

>>78105959
you won't get away with this

>>78105982
Said chubbs

>>78105990
the only nerd that plays videogames is chubbs and you play videogames

>>78106014
Othere post s ITT disprove that statement. Saying somehing so dumb is what chubbs would do, chubbs

>>78106031
>Saying somehing so dumb is what chubbs would do, chubbs
but
>>78105940
>I dont even know who chubs is
you played yourself you videogame playing NERD

>>78106052
Latter half may be true i play vidya like multiple others ITT but im still not chubbs, chubbs

>>78106052
I just made a guess based on what you said about yourself.

So we have the Omaha Oxen. What other possoble #32 team could we get

>>78106466
V E G A S

>>78106466
alaska when?

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i fukken did it lads

if you wanna do your own
www.logosoftwear.com/builder

>>78107284
my b
https://www.teamsportswear.com/customhockeyjerseys/sub/adulthockeyuniforms

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>>78107138
O BBY

>>78107643
>bandwagons jew england
kek

>>78107935
you're very new

So what do you guys think of The Athletic?
They poached the local beat writer for >my team and honestly I only got the newspaper for the sports section, front page, and 2 sections that are published once a week.
Said writer gave a great pitch for it on the radio so I subscribed, will give reviews on no consistent basis throughout the season.

>>78108915
will probably only be good for the canadian teams

>>78108915
seems decent enough, can get beat from other teams without needing their paper

>>78108915
Pure meme.

>wanting some retarded "jounalist"' to tell you obvious shit

>>78107284
>>78107507
>>78107652
>Words and logos
All shit

>>78109101
Do you watch all of the post game interviews?
The whole point is that they have the room to post in depth analysis with the post game since there arent deadlines or space limits.
I know so and so deked around some 3rd pairing D to score a nice backhander but the more in depth coverage makes it more intriguing.

>>78109834
what shithole do you live in where you don't already have that

>>78109902
quebec

>>78109902
>game ends at 930pm
>have other stuff to do than watch/listen to the postgame
>newspaper tells me what I already watched
>provides a few notes on injuries/prospects/ and waivers
>no breakdown on whatever D callup's performance was
>only small blurps about the rest of the league

Where do you live in the US that its different?

>>78109834
>Do you watch all of the post game interviews?

No. Anything important will be mentioned on a site that doesn't cost money.

>>78110016
pittsburgh has had DKsports for a long time which seems like it's what the athletic is trying to be. seeing as Pittsburgh is one of the smallest cities with a team and only the 7 biggest cities got the athletic I guess your city is just shit

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What food and beverage do you enjoy while watching hockey?

>>78110049
like reddit

>>78110109
water

>>78110112
>shilling your shitty rag this hard

>>78110049
Probably true.
Only reason im trying it is that they got a sportswriter of 10+ years that I really liked to join them.
If it fails its not the biggest waste of money.

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does he have the Calder already locked up?

>b-but muh nico

the devlels will NEVER allow creative offensive talent to thrive in their system.

>>78110993
how can you win the trophy only playing 20 games?

>no hockey this week

At least we have the NWHL.

>>78111274
>no hockey this week
casual

>>78110993
le bandaid man

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>>78111274
>not watching rookie tournies

>NWHL
>mfw

is the KHL worth watching?

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>>78110993
*blocks your path*

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R A R E

>>78113078
Who are these fatties and why should I care

>>78113114
get out blindy

>>78113114
>being faceblind

>>78113199
>>78113828
Pulju? He looks like such a big guy

>>78114030
>>78114030
>>78114030
>>78114030

>>78114030
it's the strome brothers, idiot

>>78114571
Literally who

Could go for some >rags posting

>>78114605
What year were you born?

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who can stop him?

>>78114668
jake mccabe

THIS IS VANCOUVER'S YEAR

>>78114668
Matthews, time and time again.

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>>78114829
>>78114998
you guys are fucking delusional.

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>>78114998

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>acquire Bill
>cannot stop winning Lees

>>78115035
average jest fan on the left

>>>/pol/140727723

>>78114605
>rags
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4yp4CZQyLA

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Are the Sedins so good because they are related and they play with each other?

Maroon - McDavid - Strome
Lucic - Draisaitl - Slepyshev
Jokinen - RNH - Puljujarvi
Caggulia - Letestu - Kassian

Klefbom - Larsson
Sekera - Russell
Nurse - Benning

Talbot

------------------------------------

Gaudreau - Monahan - Ferland
Tkachuk - Backlund - Frolik
Vertseeg - Bennett - Brouwer
Lazar - Stajan - Chaisson

Giordano - Hamilton
Brodie - Hamonic
Kulak - Stone

Smith

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>>78103054
Here young friend

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where my finnbros and finnminded people @??

What are you sippin on

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>>78116767
Hot chocolate and raspberry spread cinnamon toast

EBEL starting today
Time to defend that title Vienna

there are people in this thread RIGHT NOW who woke up, unironically, finnish.

for me? the only good european is a latvian or an estonian

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>>78117015
Vienna capitals

>>78116767
Dr. Pepper and Göteborgs Rape

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>wake up
>hokki season has begun

>>78117024
I'm sure >we'll wreck this shit again although the goaltending got a massive cut
And as long the GayBull doesn't go into full patriots-tier cheating mode again
>knocking out the ref because of accidental oposing player pants
Even Betman couldn't make that shit up

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>mfw the car parts win the kanada bowl

>>78117153
For me it's the Laughing Pelicans

>>78117119

How was your hibernation?

>>78117163
Im sorry

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>7 more days until Canucks hockey
>other teams are already having hockey in the next few days

FUCK
U
C
K

>>78117170
Horrible. How was yours?

>rags

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>parros is named to player safety
>the eternal assblasting across twitter

even now, he's still the best

>>78102169
Maine must be an excellent place.

>>78102254
nobody

the Devils will prevail

>>78119675
They got a bit of a reputation though.

>>78119708
for what?

>>78115147
hockey is truly an excellent game

>>78119735
I dont know.
I just know they have one.

>>78119769
kek

suomi on paras

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqSzDJGFCgI

>>78119897
HOKI STREAMS??!?!?

>>78120177
didn't meant to quote anyone

>>78120177
Sorry, but no. But I do have smoked salty licorice

Oh, and nice Hedman digits btw

I hope today's games are shown somewhere

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bul(you)

>>78120657
Digits are how many goals he scores

Is there anyway tolvanen could get out his khl contract early? I know the second year is a player option but the way hes playing it doesnt look like much of a challenge for him.

>>78120737
Stay safe publix anon

>>78120679
return of the dead puck

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>>78120679
he's going >1 gpg actually

>>78120737

how does safeways subs compare to publix?

I love the Safeway turkey cranberry. They got some decent other sandwiches to.

Plebs who pay for complete trash subway subs instead of safeways are retarded.

Also, my American friends , try Mr Sub if you in Canada

I don't know why there are like 20 times more subways than mr subs here

Mr sub tastes so much better than subway

>>78120818
le enter post

>>78120818
There's a Jimmy John's in my town now, never going to fagway ever again. Hockey soon anon btw :3

>>78102178
If you are good enough to rape in NCAA you could probably go get paid in the AHL at 20. Wasting 4 years of your prime hockey life is a good way to be a lifelong ECHL/SPHL player.

When I talk to AHLers they say if you are older than 23 you are already considered a non prospect and too old to get called up often

>>78120906
I think across the board the players should get paid or branch out to start their own league, especially for football.

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>>78102868

>>78120925
Based

>>78120816
AHL legend Puju

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>>78120947
>tfw no pulju

aaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>78120992
Iktfb

>>78120906

My mom says I'm just a late bloomer

>>78121048
Your mum called me a late bloomer when I spread my seed on her face

>>78121074
I don't think she would be into that but she did get a tattoo a year ago like a degenerate

Vancouver signs literally who $5.5M over six years

Lol

>>78121122
>literally who
you mean one-time all star and future face of the franchise Bo Horvat?

>>78121122
Holy lel. They're fucked forever

I saw a little burger with a vags shirt
It's happening =)

Reminder that the cantpucks had their chance and literally choked and blew it by getting shut out in game 7 at home and will NEVER come that close ever again

>>78121208
>shut out in game 7
should have assassinated timmy t when i had the chance
we'll be back though
your prediction holds no weight

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ay vatos

>>78121253
If Timmy died then Tuuka would have pulled it off. Your club is eternally doomed.

>>78121208
>that close
It wasn't close at all LMAO

>>78121208
They shouldn't have even been in that final

Worst team I've seen there in a while

>>78121280
>relying on finnish goaltending
haha thats a good one
>>78121281
what could the league possibly have to gain from forcing the cup upon an O6 franchise that had been cupless for nearly 40 years....

>>78121307
t. ed from edmonton
they were the last SCF to have feature a game 7 and absolutely stomped their way through the western conference

>>78121310
They had won 117 points then cruised past Chicago and a classic >shorking. They were favorites in that series period

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>>78121339
https://youtu.be/4WNdaGCAjx0

t. Roberto

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will there be stram?

>>78121369
may have been favourites but nobody foresaw thomas channeling his inner hasek and becoming a monster between the pipes

>>78121400
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vrEZkK4td0A
>giving a literal who team their first franchise cup
pathetic

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>>78121434
>Having less cups than a literally who team

>>78121433

SPRONG
T
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O
N
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>>78121461
>muh daddys cups
too bad your franchise cant win shit without the GOAT on the roster

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>>78121479
6 with the GOAT v.s 0 with the GOAT

Rlly makes u think

>>78121517
and zero (0) ever since
nice franchise you have there dedmonton

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>>78121564
And zero all time

Enjoy your annual fifth overall

Sort yourselves out leaf fags and accept Pittsburgh

>>78121630
They already do

Bo horvat? More like already forfeit

>>78121630
Good, I'm glad that based Murray is continentally beloved

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>>78121517
Replace abscence with bean

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at least shittsburgh knows what to do when daddy bettman hands over consecutive number top3 picks
meanwhile all dedmonton has to show is that they can be easily beaten by a bird

>>78121726
Well dedmonton has really shitted up the draft so it's not a surprise they took pulju

>>78121726
>that pic

some of us are on no fap anon

Rip jykkets fans

>>78121801
Why?

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>>78121726
McDavid = Crosby
Draisaitl = Malkin
Puljujärvi = Fleury

>>78121840
School shooter

>>78121855
>this is what faggots from edmonton really believe

>>78121885

I feel like it's bait lad

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>>78121885
>This is what hongcouverites actually believe

>>78121893
no just delusion
>>78121904
what would you expect from someone who willfully lives in the asshole of Canada

>>78121855
>puljujärvi = lemijöö
fix'd

>>78121927
Pulju>leymoo

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>>78121927
McDavid = Gretzky
Draisaitl = Messier
Puljujärvi = Kurri

>>78121255
que hermosa chica

>>78121858
FUG

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>>78122065
>>78121858
>>78121801

it was over 3 hours ago.

>>78122165
Damn

>>78122165
It was probably a spittsburgher

>>78122214
>going to ohio
haram

Got a smelly albertan ready to drop lads

Got a $23 haircut at the barber and tipped $5. They use a straight razor to shave the back of my neck so it's pretty nice. Is that a good tip or should I have just given him $30

>still no AA news

>>78122462
dont tip anybody that takes tips more than 3 dollars for doing their job, unless they did extra or you stayed longer.

>>78122462
My barber charges $20 for haircut and shave and I always give him $25. It's understood that $5 is the normal

>>78122495
Don't listen to him; having a proper barber broship is essential

>>78122500
That's what I thought too.

>>78122165
>be american
>be in fear of getting shot
>raise your kids in weapon culture
>have a foreign policy of invasion and meddling, be it hard power or soft
>advertise macho culture
>considering misery as a necessary evil
>considering poverty as a natural side-effect stemming from personal responsibility

EXCELLENT JOB BY OUR OFFICERS!!!

>>78122495
>>78122500
15% for satisfactory
only a brainlet would use a fixed amount
20% for surpassing expectations

>>78122548
>order $5 meal at a sit down with my friends
>supposed to tip $1 for him bringing me water and waiting on me for an hour
or
>order $25 worth of drink and food
>supposed to tip $5 because my food was more expensive for some reason
flat rate just makes sense. You bring me drink and food and i'll give you $3. If im there a long time or you're great, ill give you $4. If you're a bartender or barista, ill give you $1 for handing me my drink even though you dont deserve it.

>>78122542
pay denbts

>>78122548
This is why you have filthy leaf hockey hair and I look like a supreme gentlemanly alpha type

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>>78122604
excellent system good sir
>>78122627
and to you sir, how could someone ever doubt your alpha-ness

>>78122604
shut the fuck up

>>78122665
>>78122665
ebin argument

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>>78122665
im trying to do YOU a favor so you look your best by advising to tip your barber. pic related, literally me. ive got a gf that i watch hockey with do you?

>>78122713
where did i suggest that I dont tip my barber?