/heem/ - Natty GOAT Edition

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>>78102052

this is the one

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<-----------Tappy

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>>78102088
<---------- McTapper

>>78102085
thanks

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Michael Dukakis

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Who's your favorite female fighter?

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Good OP

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>>78102112
even she's trying to be ugly she's hot

>>78102112
I would convert do Judaism just to be with Alexa Bliss

Anyone have the webm of Romero wanting the title shot?

>>78102112
This is literally the spammer

>>78102095
Relevant

>>78102112
Who is this?

>>78102156
no shit bud turby firsted his own OP with his bulgaria proxy for like a year straight lol

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<-------Pissbing.

>>78102144
Here's a webm of him with the belt

>>78102112
Paige VanZant.

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<----wobbly

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http://www.miamiherald.com/news/weather/hurricane/article171783917.html

Cuba expected to escape Hurricane Irma’s full force

Bispingfags BTFO

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#2 P4P
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<----- Sleepy

Which fighter did you hate before but grew on you eventually? GSP for me

>>78102175
kek

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#2 P4P
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>>78102052
>>78102077
I don't get it, I like Romero and all but I'm not gonna force Romero threads constantly like you dorks do. Work on that content and get creative instead of using the same .jpg's and subjects. This guy here>>78102113 has the right idea but wrong message

whittaker is nightmare for bisping for sure court mcgee is a beast man 100%

>>78102244
Mate, it's a thread. The OP doesn't need detail or creativity, we just need a thread to talk shit

>>78102225
Conor

>>78102256
If the OP doesn't matter, why constantly spam Bisping in it?

>>78102262
>someone make a thread
>okay, I'll do it

>>78102244
Let's revise, flushed, gadooshed, reported, flagged and deported to journeyman limbo.

>>78102262
What if the Bisping image fill up the only space OP has on his hard drive and that's all he has?
Be more considerate ffs

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>>78102262
Why are you asking me? I've only ever made one thread and that was the Rory edition

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Reminder

>>78102262
The OP is very important to those insecure Bisping fans ie. The name of their .jpg's (just a little reminder) etc.
>>78102281
Except it was an early thread doofus

>>78102281
This is the spammer.

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>so many people worked by the Natty GOAT

Is it me or does Cain Velasquez move like a featherweight? I have never seen someone so heavy throw wheel kicks as fast as him, or go jab so fast after 5 rounds.

>>78102354
Didn't WIDEman ruin this guy forever on twitter?

>>78102367
Last I checked Bisping has been winning consistently while Weidman recovered after 3 losses by barely getting passed a fat WW.

spergy still complaining about the OP seriously dude?

it doesn't matter bud get over it lol

>>78102387
Implying Gastelum wouldn't heem Bisping, implying Bisping could make it out the 2nd round against Weidman alone

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>>78102416
*doesn't struggle post USADA*

>>78102387
Last I checked everyone that Weidman lost against would have (or actually has) finished Hendo, and Bisping nearly got knocked out again by him twice.

>>78102416
>durrrr le bisbing is shit xD

>>>/r/mma

>>78102436
Except he struggled against CB Dolloway, Thales Leties, and stone aged Cung Lee
>>78102444
You fool, Bisping is as reddit as it gets

>>78102436
*doesn't defend against a ranked contender for a year and a half*
*dabs*

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>>78102443
But did Weidman finish of Luke? If I recall correctly, his face was a bit swollen and bloody

>>78102443
Oh you mean the only one that fought Hendo which was Mousasi lol

>>78102443
last time I checked Weidman came very close to losing four fights in a row and Bisping has not lost twice in a row even once in his career and he literally has more UFC fights as well as wins than anyone else

>>78102458
>You fool

cringed

>>78102460
Why bring that up, Bisping got finished by Luke too, until Weidman gets rematch you can't say shit

>>78102459
Hendo was ranked

>>78102443
There he goes again with the hypotheticals

Kek do h8rs have any other arguements besides
>w-w-would've
>c-c-could've
>i-i-if

>>78102466
If you think that Romero and Rockhold wouldn't finish Hendo you're delusional.

>>78102474
>Weidman came very close to losing four fights in a row

What did he mean by this?

>Bisping has not lost twice in a row even once in his career

That's what happens when you fight cans for 95% of your career.

>>78102505
>you cant say shit

You can say Weidman got his shit pushed in by Rockhold which he did

>>78102505
Weidman got USADA'd and he's not as good as he used to be

>>78102531
Weidman lasted longer than Bisping instead of tapping from one arm like a bitch

>>78102521
You said everyone Weidman lost to has finished Hendo and that isn't true. Now you're backtracking. Congrats

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>>78102505
Bisping KO'ed him twice

So 2-1 isn't that bad of a score

>>78102521
>this is a can to Australia

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>>78102483

>>78102521
Hendo would literally knock Romero out

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>>78102518
Hypotheticals, like Rockhold fighting Bisping on a full camp?

>>78102551
You should try rereading the post.

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ONE
TWO
THREE

**DAB**

How's it going people it's yaboy here whose boy is Kevin Lee!

I've made my picks for some of the big fights coming up post-215.
HEERRE
WE
GO:

GSP/Bisping
I'm going with Bisking, the natty GOAT and all-round /ourguy/. GSP lost to Hendrix whilst Bisking is a natty legend-killer. Bisping takes it, despite being the slight non-favourite.
Having said that, Bisping sort of lost to Hendo. If you flip the rounds R1 with R5, etc. Hendo is definite winner.

Ferguson/Lee:
Ferguson takes it. I've gone into this before in depth so I'll skip it. 64% chance of Ferguson winning.

TJ/Cody.
Are you kidding me? Cody takes it no problem. Cody humiliated Cruz whilst TJ struggles to dominate fights against lesser opponents than Cruz. Watch the first 2 rounds of a TJ fight. He only ever does okay. Lets face it: TJ is the virgin TJ walk whilst Cody is the alpha Chad stroll.
Imagine how wet Cody's girlfiend was the night he humiliated Cruz. I assume she is on contraception, but in her mind she was begging for Cody's sperm to make her pregnant that night.
Rejoice, for Cody is /ourguy/.

Shogun/OSP:
OSP takes it. I literally can't even remember how I came to this decision but THERE WE GO.

Rockhold/Branch
I give Rockhold only a 64% chance of winnign this fight, despite him being a clear favourite. Branch is dangerous striking. Fortunately Rockhold is SOLID as a strike, keeps his distance well and lands hard shots, and so should be able to neutralise Branch. Of course he couldn't neutralise Bisping, but Bisping it the natty goat.

In other news:
Bisking: "UFC isn't racist. In fact, it seems like these days just being white is a crime" (paraphrased)
Truly /ourguy/, despite the fact that I like Tyrone.

How am I doing?
My boilers broken and I really want to quit my job. I stalk a girl who tried to shag me, on instagram, and she is out living life large travelling the world whilst I work a bum job and can't get a new job because of the Tories.

>>78102549
Weidman got embarrassed and has been too shit to get a chance to redeem it. Bisping redeemed his fluke loss and flatlined Puke

>>78102553
Before Silva, who was Bisping's biggest win?

>>78102521
Kelvin almost finished Weidman in the first, don't forget that

>Bisping fought cans
Dan Henderson x2
Luke Rockhold x2
Anderson Silva
Cung Le
Vitor Belfort
Wanderlei Silva
Chael Sonnen
Rashad Evans

Yes, such cans

>>78102567
tl;dr

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>mention greatness once
>h8rs come with nothing but insecurities

Bisping bless

>>78102574
He lost to more than half those, answer this>>78102573

>>78102567

you're welcome for this meme, glad you ran with it
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/75073252/#q75075359

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How good is Volkan Özdemir ?

>>78102602
Knocking out Strikeforce Middleweight champion and world champion kickboxer Cung Le

>>78102574
>Dan Henderson x2
Lost to
>Luke Rockhold x2
Lost to
>Anderson Silva
British judging
>Cung Le
fucking lmao he was 42 years old
>Vitor Belfort
lost to
>Wanderlei Silva
lost to
>Chael Sonnen
lost to
>Rashad Evans
lost to

Look at all those high quality wins for the Bispinator!

>>78102622
Cung Lee was like 45 and washed up, nice try

>>78102623
You didn't say wins, you said fought

He's fought monsters. Hardly 95% were cans

>>78102621
He looked terrible against OSP. TERRIBLE.
I'm waiting to see him go past R1 before I judge him fully.
It could be that anyone who can avoid his clinch can heem him because he gasses out.

>>78102623
So now you're backtracking again. Cute ;)

>>78102635
>He's fought monsters.

He's lost to monsters. Almost every single one of his wins were against cans.

>>78102621
>be Asian fighter
>start well
>showboat
>taunt opponent
>lose
Every time.

>only been 40 mins in the new thread
>almost 1/5 of the way done

Who said Bisping isn't a draw?

>>78102642
Again, reread the post. It's not very long. Here, I'll even link you to it:

>>78102443
>Last I checked everyone that Weidman lost against would have (or actually has) finished Hendo
>would have

>>78102656
That wasn't what you said, though. You said FOUGHT. He his last 3 fights were wins over Dan Henderson, Luke Rockhold and Anderson Silva.

Give the man a little respect. He was a gatekeeper for years and years and represents that 'never give up' attitude. If someone in 2015 predicted that Bisping would be champion in 2017, everyone would've laughed at them.

>>78102641
hmm I think his legs are his vulnerable point. We'll see.

>>78102623
>>78102574

You guys are literally seething over an English fighter and who he could or couldn't beat up.

Are you Michael Bisping's son?

>>78102656
>hes only fought cans

>wrong, see

>well he's only beat cans

Do you act this stupid to get attention here because you have none in real life? Genuinely the only reason someone is this stupid

>>78102162
WWE Raw women's champion Alexa Bliss

>>78102672
>w-wouldve

Prime Hendo wouldve literally murdered Romero and Rockhold

>be Bisping
>be the only clean fighter pre USADA
>do well and hold my own against skilled athletes in the LHW division
>be Bisping post USADA
>kicking ass and taking names
>most wins in UFC history

>>78102688
>Watching mandrama

>>78102672
Bisping would have knocked Romero out cold bud

>>78102698
Its entertainment m8. No need to be insecure over other people'a choices

>a win is a win
>Even if it's against old deleted fighters
Bispingfags everyone
>>78102694
Just like hendo did to Mousasi? (The guy Bisping was supposed to fight)

>>78102713
>Watching mandrama

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=1&v=1b7LC30alRY

>>78102718
That wasn't prime Hendo. Im not even arguing Mousasi wouldn't beat Bisping

>>78102678
>He his last 3 fights were wins over Dan Henderson, Luke Rockhold and Anderson Silva.

Henderson and Silva in 2016 are fucking corpses, mate. Show a little respect for the dead.

My point was that if you only ever occasionally fight the elite and that you mainly fight cans, no fucking shit you'll never lose twice in a row. Weidman fought top contenders three times in a row. Bisping fought the ghost of Dan Henderson for his first title defense.

>>78102694
Prime Hendo hasn't been around for a while.

>>78102709
Bisping would have been wrestlefucked like he has every time he's been up against a competent wrestler.

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Surviving H bombs is pretty admirable

>argument begins with people bickering over Bisping and Weidman

>now saying that Bisping made a career by beating old cans

>the average age of Weidman's opponents is literally 37

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>>78102696

>>78102731
>prime Hendo hasn't been around for a while

Literally not the argument, again, lmao

>>78102713
Childish babby faggot. pls return to /asp/

>>78102730
Deleted/ washed up Hendo almost killed Bisping, Even Mousasi admits Yoel is worst matchup for him, but hurr durr Bisping would KO Romero

>>78102734
Its sad, whenever there is an old fighter they are great and credible, but when they fight Bisping they are washed up cans

>>78102746
The argument is that at the time that Bisping fought Hendo, Rockhold and Romero both would have finished him. Bisping nearly got knocked out twice.

>>78102731
Romero couldnt even wrestlefuck a crippled welterweight karate memeshitter. He doesn't have the cardio or striking to hang with Bisping and his wrestling is trash for MMA

>>78102747
I'm gonna stay and there is nothing you can do about it :)

>>78102760
Yep, that explains why he soundly outwrestled Weidman.

>>78102757
>the argument is whatever happens to be most convenient for my narrative

>>78102731
He's fighting arguably the greatest fighter of all time next, in a fight in which he'll most likely win, then he'll be fighting Whittaker.

You could say Whittaker doesn't deserve to be the 'interim' champion, having only beaten an old post-USADA Romero, post-USADA Jacare and Brunson lol

Is there a comprehensive list of fighters who are so clean they aren't even on USADA's radar?

Let's start one here

1. Nick Diaz
2. Mark Hunt

>>78102733
just look at that heart and determination.

people ITT wish they were Bisping

>>78102731
>Weidman fought top contenders three times in a row.

Weidmans opponents:
>Maia: 35, is a 170er
>Munoz: 35, goes on to lose three in a row, retires
>Silva: 37
>Silva: 38
>Machida: 37
>Belfort: 38
>Rockhold: 32 (loses)
>Romero: 40

wow look at all those young opponents

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>Over 100 posts already

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>w-would have
>i-if
>h-he said so!
>c-can

>>78102781
3. Michael Bepeen

>>78102781
3. Bisping

>>78102781
diaz just got suspended by usada lol

>>78102773
He didn't in the first round in fact the opposite happened as did in most of the Brunson fight. He only managed to in the second round because Weidman decided to continue wrestling with him

But for sure having a crippled Welterweight karate boxer on his back doing nothing definitely means you have absolutely fantastic MMA wrestling

>>78102768
youre still a faggot

>>78102798
Why couldn't Bisping KO Kennedy
>b-but he'd KO Romero

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>>78102781
>1. Nick Diaz

>>78102792
If the OP was Woodley we would break /box/'s record of posts per hour

>>78102781
Nick Diaz is literally suspended by usada right now.

Anybody that thinks Conor would stand a chance against Woodley is delusional.

>>78102820
you wish your Woodley spam got as much attention as Bisping but people don't even reply to your Woodley shit lol just roll with it bud

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>>78102816
>>78102805
WEED isn't a performance enhancing drug

>>78102776
The argument is what I say it is because I was literally the one who wrote it.

You idiot.

>>78102837
Woodleyfags don't spam, Bisping is the new hot meme it would seem

>>78102837
Kek I was parodying Dana saying Woodley breaking the record for the least amount of strikes.

>>78102840
are you denying marijuana has medicinal properties?

>>78102815
Why couldn't Romero finish a crippled welterweight?

so buddy in Florida just urged everyone near Miama Beach to not stay and to evacuate and said that Irma is a "nuclear hurricane", and Coral Springs is like 20 miles from Miami beach lol and springsbud is staying there

will we EVER see another picture of schaub posted ever again?

>>78102848
There is only one Woodleyfag

>>78102869
Didn't know crippled people could throw kicks, that " crippled welterweight" would KO bisping

>>78102841
No it isnt. I say so.

See how this works? Probably not

>>78102787
>wow look at all those young opponents
Which of them were not top contenders when he fought them, leaf?

>>78102779
>You could say Whittaker doesn't deserve to be the 'interim' champion

Correct. Bisping is technically the interim champion. Whittaker is the reigning, defending, undisputed champion.

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>>78102860
it does but it doesn't make you a better fighter, especially if you smoke it 20 days before a fight. if they ban weed they should ban alcohol too.

>>78102888
*gets KO'ed by Wonderboy while Bisping survives H Bombs*

>>78102848
>>78102885

literally everyone knows turby spams woodley for yous and literally no one cares lol


>>78102892
>Which of them were not top contenders when he fought them, leaf?

oh yeah for sure my man they were all number one contenders for father time's belt bud 100% father time is a straight up beast man he is just a beast

>>78102888
If he wasn't crippled he'd be fighting Bisping instead of tipping his fedora and walking back to the cuckshed talking about how much he loves the Bisping-GSP fight

But for sure Court McGee is a beast of a striker

>>78102892
No, he isn't. Technically and officially, Bisping is the reigning, defending, middleweight champion of the world.

>>78102889
Untrue, because I said so. See how this works?

>>78102892
Bisping has had more defenses than Whittaker

>>78102911
You're boring

>>78102911
So now even you realize how many extra chromosomes you have

You're welcome

>/HEEM/S OFFICIAL BOYS
HW: Hendricks
LHW: JBJ
MW: Bisping
WW: Tyron
LW: KLee
FW: Stephens
BW: Cody
FLW: wgaf
Legend: Schaub

>>78102904
Wonderbread would beat Bisping, and hendo's H bomb is not what it used to be
>>78102907
UFC paid him to fuckoff just like how UFC paid Yoel to keep his mouth shut when Bisping vs GSP was announced. Reguardless of Woodley/Maia fight, Bisping was gonna fight GSP

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My guys

>>78102946
Gooby would KO Bisping unfortunately

>>78102896
It allows for faster recovery = more training = performance enhancing.

>>78102909
>>78102926
I think you missed the part where Bisping vacated his belt. It was on 213.

>>78102906
Are you aware that Henderson was closer to 50 than he was to 40 at the time that he got a middleweight title shot?

>>78102931
All this projecting can't be good for you, lad. Eat more burgers.

>>78102943
>and hendo's H bomb is not what it used to be
prove it

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1b7LC30alRY

VALBEDDED

>>78102954
>Some people actually believe this

>>78102943
>couldn't even beat the most predictable fighter that was shorter than him despite being given the oppurtunity twice
>thinking he could KO a world class striker

>>78102943
>Hendo's h-bomb isn't what it used to be

Would still flatline 99% of the division

>>78102962
>Are you aware that Henderson was closer to 50 than he was to 40 at the time that he got a middleweight title shot?

Are you aware that Weidman loses to anyone that isn't ancient or a 170er?

>>78102962
Will you respect Bisping when he beats GSP and Whittaker?

>>78102971
>Bisping
>world class striker
Lmao so hard

>>78102973
That explains why he was 7-3 in his last 10 when he retired, for sure.

>>78102986
Oh for sure Anderson was just fucking around in the first fight my guy.

>>78102987
If it happened. But it won't.

>>78102992
Styles make fights. Which is why Romero and Whittaker get flatlined by Bisping

>>78102992
>7-3 is bad in the UFC

You're retarded

>>78103009
>Bisping gets knocked down twice by the ghost of the corpse of Hendo
>for sure he'll avoid getting destroyed by the most explosive fighter in the division though, 100% my guy for sure

>>78103021
>99%
>3/10
For sure keep backtracking.

>>78103005
>Oh for sure Anderson was just fucking around in the first fight my guy.
oh for sure Anderson isn't done my guy he is still goin strong he just smoked top contender derek brunson all three rounds guy is a straight beast man

>>78103041
Explosive means nothing when youre dogshit at everything but being strong

>>78102943
>>78102968
>>78102992

prove it

>>78103045
Oh for sure though Hendo was a top notch title defense for Father Time though

Wait that was an actual title fight?

Does Bisping lack any sense of self respect?

>>78102958
by that logic anything improves performance. sleeping pills, anti-depressants, protein shakes, creatine etc.

where do you draw the line my guy?

>>78103064
Try comparing what happens when hit by a prime h-bomb and when hit by an h-bomb from last year

answer, according to michael bisping: the first knocks you the fuck out, the second knocks you down.

>>78103072
At marijuana.

>>78103072
>needing any of those

>>78103080
The difference is TRT

>>78103061
It just so happens that Bisping is dogshit at avoiding strikes, so good news for Yoel!

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>>78103084
you got me there buddeh

>>78103090
And, what, Hendo being 46 means nothing at all?

Decision Dan now has the same ability to move his neck as a cement floor and you're telling me that the h-bomb would be exactly as potent if he still had trt?

>>78103096
Dogshit at avoiding strikes from decent fighters not roided glorified cans who would get put to slept by Bryan Barberena in a 5 rounder

>>78103113
Hendo at 46 hits harder than anyone at 26

>>78103131
Hendo at 26 hits harder than Hendo at 46.

>>78103113
No, the point is Hendo could literally knock out ANY man on the planet if his H-bomb landed clean, be it prime H-bomb or old man H-bomb.

Why do you hate Bisping so much lol

>>78103137
>doesn't even dispute the point

kek

could you guys stop talking about bisping please?

>>78103147
Anyone in MW can knock eachother out if landing clean ya dumbfuck

>>78103147
He's very stupid and isn't taken seriously by anyone so he has to ham it up to get any attention

>>78103157
Not an argument

>>78103119
Oh for sure being 3-7 in your last ten means that you are the absolute cream of the crop of the division you are the fucking bees knees you are the clear top contender.

Go eat a thousand bags of semen.

>>78103151
I literally and unironically disputed the point you illiterate fuckwit. Go stick needles up your poochute.

>>78103147
>No, the point is Hendo could literally knock out ANY man on the planet if his H-bomb landed clean, be it prime H-bomb or old man H-bomb

So stop fucking arguing that it's just as strong as it used to be. It's not. Hendo is a shadow of what he used to be and defending your title against him in 2016 is a fucking travesty.

>>78102969
Your waifu a shit. Nunes wins this one again.

>>78103157
That's not what I said. I said ANY man on the planet.

>>78103191
So why did so many of the people that Hendo has fought in his last ten not get hit by it?

>>78103179
Nobody is saying Hendo is cream of the crop. You're moving the goalposts again

Saying 26 year old Hendo hits harder than 46 year old Hendo has nothing to do with a 78 year old Hendo hitting harder than anyone

Are you actually not feeling well?

>37
>USADAd
>dropping a weighclass
For sure giblert is getting the w this weekend my guys

>>78103201
Styles make fights. Just like Bisping's style annihilates Romero's cardioless, shit ground control, and shit striking style

>>78103201
Cormier held him down
Mousasi was a legit loss
TRT Belfort

Pretty self explanatory

>>78103221
This meta Schaubposting is complete cancer

rondasperg is just one of turbys personalities

>200 posts in
>1 and a half hours
>Bisping still working the h8rs

>>78103237
Relax homeboy.

>>78103211
>You're moving the goalposts again

Go fuck yourself, pedro. Here's the goal post that you decided to shift:

>>78102943
>and hendo's H bomb is not what it used to be

Here's what you REALLY want it to be now, because otherwise you look stupid:
>Hendo hits really really hard guys like come on he hits really hard

>>78103250
>here's a strawman i couldnt fit in haha gotcha!

Sad

>Australia

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Everyone calm down. I have everything under control

>>78103228
>Bisping's style
The style where he got knocked down twice by the man without the ability to move his neck?

That style?

>>78103237
Take 2 baths you cheeto fingered nerd.

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>>78103155

>>78103257
>Saying 26 year old Hendo hits harder than 46 year old Hendo has nothing to do with a 78 year old Hendo hitting harder than anyone

Have you heard of the word "paraphrasing"?

>24 posters
>208 posts

Was it autism?

>>78103267
Hendo's boxing and timing is light years ahead of Romero's

And he can actually control people with takedowns

>>78103277
Dude shut the fuck up and let people discuss MMA, would you prefer scat?

thiccsha Tate

https://twitter.com/MMAjunkieRadio/status/905863857545072640

>>78103276
Lol you don't even realize what i was talking about you might actually be sincere in how dumb you are

>>78103155
I agree with this, the Bisroid/scat spammer wants attention and (you)s, stop giving them to it.

>>78103233
But Hendo can knock out any man on the planet. Why didn't he knock them out?

>>78103280
Yep, that explains why Mousasi demolished Hendo and thinks that Romero is a horrendous matchup for him.

>>78103286
>taking his Bisping anger out on the poor Chav

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>>78103277
that's only 8 posts per user

24 minutes

that's one post every 3 minutes

>>78103292
>Bisping has never failed a steroid test and became champion during the USADA era
For sure he uses my guy

>>78103290
My bad, you're illiterate.

Oh, no, I already said that though. How sad that you weren't able to read it the first time.

>>78103296
>M-Mousasi said so!!!

Genuinely howling

>does not even bother denying it's the scat spammer
this humanoid is really sad

>>78103309
I want you to think hard. Really hard, harder than you ever have. And once you find out what i was referring to, you will have learned more than anything the Buddha himself couldve imparted onto you

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>>78103311
You have some kind of mental disorder my guy.

>>78103237
I for sure disagree

>>78103326
It's common with dockworkers

>>78103325
I'm good. If you learnt to read you'd have a lot of doors open to you, my dude, my guy. You'd enjoy life far more.

>>78103326
LOL this explains a lot

http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/text/Blacked/country/Au/

@78103334
No more for (You)

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Can a 100lb woman really generate enough force to do this with a liver kick?

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>>78103340
Elsaposting is universal, my friend.

>literally admitting to being a cuck

Lol

Romero is a glorified hybrid of Thales Leites and CB Dolloway

can someone give me the cliffnotes on the whole TJ, Garbrandt and Faber saga?

real quick just green test please

will send $5 on paypal for a good summary

>>78103350
No. RIZIN is fake

>>78103374
It actually is, and doesn't even bother denying it anymore >>78103320
Stop giving this pathetic loser (you)s

scat spammer: https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/77970756/#77977839

> brunshit
>poosada
>keeps saying 'seething' in posts
>spams the most mandrama UFC "fighter"
>uses at least 2 proxies to spam Bisroid, Canadian, UK

>>78103398
TJ snaked them

not heard much from the professional fighters league, anyone know what's going on with it?

>half the thread used up by Bisping related topics

Truly the natty GOAT

>>78103408
It must suck being this paranoid on a poor man's Sherdog

>>78103436
for sure

>>78103431
It's long dead. It was a ploy to make smellator seem so gracious when in reality they don't give a shit about fighter pay either

Thales Leites would retire Romero

>>78102781
Mark Hunt is the only true Ultimate Fighter

>>78103408
He was using an Australian proxy last night

Some other spammer tells are calling people paranoid when he gets exposed (>>78103441) and using the term "mentally ill".

Michael Bisping

>>78103462
>using the term "mentally ill"
I now remember a thread when it was talking about suffering brain damage. Guess projection is the last defense of the weak minded. SAD!
Will probably commit suicide when Bisroid retires and it stops getting attention

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>>78103485
Take a break

Invicta
>wmma

rizin
>can crushing
>meme fights
>fight fixing
>mandrama entrances

Bellator
>meme fights
>some legit prospects

Cage warriors
>good camera work
>professional
>enjoyable fights
>legit european prospects, nurtured multiple world champions
>less gay wrasslin because of barely any americans

The obese scatspammer is back at it with his Greek and Aussie proxies. Where's your Dutch proxy you fat loser? Mammy take it away on your other computer because of all the blacked porn?

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Another day, another heem thread triggered by the natty goat

Have a good one buddehs, especially you eternally buttmad over Cyprus' own Michael Bisping Gayreek

>>78103496
>Cage warriors
you forgot TINY CAGE

>>78103521
hmm can't say i've actually ever noticed before

what are the dimensions in comparison to the octagon?

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what's the best season of TUF with women in?

The Ultimate Fighter: Team Rousey vs. Team Tate
The Ultimate Fighter: A Champion Will Be Crowned
The Ultimate Fighter: A New World Champion

>>78103536
Rousey vs Tate because of the bar scene

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say hello to your future UFC champions

>Jedrzejczyk
>Khabib Nurmagomedov
>Garbrandt

Are there any other big names that are undefeated?

>>78103566
Gaychee

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>>78103557
How many actual UFC champs came from Lellator ? Alvarez and ?
Cage warriors has probably a better record

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>>78102112

reminder that Karolina is the all-time qt UFC fighter

>>78103586
that's because bellator still has most of it's talent

just wait for a few years and it will be like the strikeforce elite absolutely talking over the UFC was

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>>78103586
>Reach: 69 inches

>>78103586
To be fair, Bellator has kept ahold of its home grown talent

>>78103598
fucking HUGE forehead

actually make that a fivehead LOL

>>78103598
literally 100% of qts are in the strawweight division tbqh

Everyone in the other two divisions is a repellent beast.

>>78103598
i remember when all the waifufags goof'd their picks going with her over claudia lmao

i was one of them ;_;

>>78103566
Askren

>>78103611
Weren't Brooks and Lombard champions there ? What about Askren and Alvarez too ?

>>78103581
>>78103624
I said big names

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What did Woodley mean by this?

>>78103536
I liked the coed season. The 115 girls were mean and bullied Randa.

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Why are some of the best fighters in the world bald or sport a shaved head?

>Mini Mouse
>Yoel Romero
>Jon Jones (lately)
>Anderson Silva
>Robbie Lawler
>GSP
>Bas Rutten
>JDS
>Even Goober buzzed his a couple times

What is it about baldness that makes you a better fighter? Explain this to me.

heeminder to ignore the sperg until he shitfits himself

>>78103637
So was Volkov

>>78103614
There are some bangable BW's but none of them are cute alright.

Meeegan is smoking hot though

>>78103653
you forgot Jose Aldo. in street fights, it means you can't get grabbed by the hair, or have it pulled off. in MMA, dunno. But training & working out, and thus increasing testosterone, could make your hair fall off.

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But I hardly know this beauty by my side

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>>78103653
Cooler heads prevail

>>78103653
because they abuse steroids

>>78103653
Steroids send you bald.

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For me, it's Karine.

>>78103566
Is this a multi-layered joke? The names are undefeated because they're so difficult to pronounce, but the fighters are also undefeated. Hence >>78103581

CATHAL PENDRED

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>>78103557
lel Budd has a win over GDR

>>78103753
who is this obvious tranny?

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>>78103712
Intredasting.

And yeah, I did forget Aldo, for some reason I remember him more in WEC when he had that autistic afro on his head.

So the more I trane the more will I risk becoming a hairlet?

>>78103743
I bet you could STEAM some HAMS with that water.

>>78103746
>>78103749
How dare you, except for Jones, Silva, JDS and Yoel every single person there is CLEAN.

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till vs cowboy is gonna be an absolute spicy banger

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>>78103754
>Jędrzejczyk
>hard to pronounce

pick one

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>>78103776
Mr. Sperg, how does this make you feel?

>>78103653
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cherry_picking

>>78103754
>Garbrandt is difficult to pronounce
Try learning American, goof.

>>78103787
How is Coral lawful good?

>>78103787
whats up with the notepad

>>78103776
Why is Dana fucking him?

>>78103780
It literally doesn't make any sense. When you say it out loud some letters disappear and some are added. Weird fucking language there.

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>>78103787
Oh man, what. I mean it's accurate in what doesn't regard me, so I suppose it's good.

>>78103789
Shut the fuck up, dork loser lol.

>>78103810
It's business, you wouldn't understand..................

>>78103823
That's not a shaved head my man, nice try though

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>>78103787

>>78103830
He shaved his chest. That should count for something

>>78103787
i actually think that spainsperg is chaotic evil and the spammer is chaotic good

>>78103817
Because rz and cz are combo letters, they are one sound. Rz iz like J in Jean Claude Van Damme. Cz is like Ch in Church.
Otherwise you pronounce every letter as it is written every time, you could learn how to pronounce every polish word in half an hour

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How do we fix this dead division lads?

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>>78103830
>the hair has to be tucked in buddeh

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>>78103850
oh I agree for sure my man

>>78103850
As spergy as spain can get, its MMA related content and he has a reason to sperg.

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>>78103780
Kinda hard to spell, though

>>78103851
so...

Jędrzejczyk becomes

JED-JEY-CHICK

am i right?

>>78103870
It's been said before that he just replies to whoever (You)'s him. I don't get why people cry about walls of text when they keep replying to him. All in all he's alright

>>78103871
that wink c: