/heem/

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Tallest and shortest MMA fighters in each division.

It’s interesting that top fighters have, on average, a height advantage in the heavier divisions, but a disadvantage in the lower divisions. Is this due to the increased east Asian influence on the lower divisions and/or that overall size can be a disadvantage in the lower divisions?

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<--------Tappy

>>78095977
We saw your post the first time in the previous thread you mentally ill autist.

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Johnson vs Borg
Nunes vs Shevchenko
Magny vs Dos Anjos
Latifi vs Pedro
Stephens vs Melendez

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Reem bless lads

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mods are asleep, post subs

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hello "friends"

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>>78095982
You will need lawyer soon you talk to Estonia in such way

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>>78095984
Johnson
Nunes
Magny
Pedro
Stephens

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>>78095984
#MightySquad
Valentina
Magny
Pedro
Stephens

>>78095987
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INSF40Yxzz8

>>78096002
Which female figher is that?

EMBEDDED ALERT
https://youtu.be/bXGe7wRkT9s

>>78095963
calendarnegro aka spergop

>>78096020
why is it popular to post embedded with random videos? embeddeds arent even that popular on heem

>>78096020
*GAFOOSH*

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>>78095984
Johnson
Nunes
Magny
Pedro
Stephens

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>>78095987

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>>78095984
Johnson
Nunes
Dos Anjos
Pedro
Stephens

>>78096037
Jesus was a Chris fan that night for sure my man

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Borg
Shevchenko
Magny
Pedro
Stephens

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>>78096051
For sure I agree 100%

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Nunes retired two of the greatest female fighters in her last two fights so why do people continue to doubt her?

>>78096067
People don't doubt her, they just don't want her to win. Schevchenko is the underdog.

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>>78095984
Johnson
Shevchenko
Dos Anjos
Pedro
Stephens

#easymoney

>>78096067
it's autistic /pol/tards who hate her because she's a dyke and shill for le aryan princess

>>78095984
I swear if any madman picks Borg...

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when is the next /heemteam/ meeting?

>>78096067
the honest truth is that both of them were more popular than her, and when a popular fighter loses it usually ends up drawing scorn on the one that beat them. Just like Tyron and Robbie.

(BTW, she didn't retire meisha. Raquel Pennington did at 205)

>>78096067
Tate had a fight after Nunes you fucking moron.

>>78096079
the rumblr guy did

Borg is going to get the rnc, mighty mouse is over confident

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<-- Chimpy

A VIRGIN air hostess was forced to quit her job after describing singer Rita Ora as a “beautiful oil painting” in a number of Facebook posts. Charlotte Whittingham, 25, told her girlfriend about her encounter with the “flawless, gorgeous” star after serving Rita on a London to LA flight, The Sunreports. Airline bosses then contacted her, urging her to resign or face being fired for a data protection breach. Charlotte complimented the singer online after serving her and comic Keith Lemon on a first class flight.

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>>78095984
Mighty Manlet
Shevchenko
RDA
Latifi
Giblert

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MM is going to call out the winner of the 135 title fight mandrama style
cap this post

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>>78096098
Lil phatass going up to flyweight cuz she gets too THICC between fights to make 115

would like to see her at 145 eventually then do this

>>78095984
>so many Idiots doubting Magny
I'll have the last laugh, goofs!

>>78096127
RDA is a beast wrestler

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>>78096123
Reminds me of someone

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>>78095982
>>78095982

>>78096121
Joe Rogan: Demetrious, you've broken the record for most title defenses in UFC history, what's next for you?

Demetrious: Cody, I'm coming for your belt!*

*Conditions

- I want Cody to fight at 125 but I still get his bantamweight belt
- If Cody misses weight, I get his purse and his belt
- If I lose, I get to retain my belt
- I want at least 30 million since I'm the best p4p in the world

>childweight logic

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>>78096120
>Giblert

>>78096067
Ducking shevchenko like a lil bitch ass obviously scared

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>>78096146
What is it about Might Manlet that has you so angry?

>>78096133
The jab will land

>>78096146
He already said that he was going to negotiate these things whenever the fight is planned.
DJ considered moving up to 135 and he didn't say anything about these conditions that he had for the fight against TJ.

>>78096157
DUCKING DJ

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Reminder that last time he fought a normal sized human he got humiliated.

>>78096157
DUCKING TJ

>>78096165
Tim Elliot is proof

>>78096165
No he didnt. You just saw a highlight of Cruz suplexing him and assume thats how the entire fight was

>>78096159
>DJ considered moving up to 135
Don't believe his little lies

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<-----------Sleepy

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>>78096134
C E L L U L I T E

>>78096165
The fight was competitive despite the reach/height disadvantage

>>78096173
no proof of him lying before

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<-----Gooby!

>>78096183
He doesn't lie he just creates ridiculous conditions. You seriously think TJ is gonna give you his purse if he misses weight? It's straight up no other way about it DUCKING

>>78096173
If Dodson and Lineker can do decent why can't DJ? He would be Top 3 in Bantamweight if he decides to move up and I think he can beat TJ but he will get heem'd by Cody.

>>78096168
lol he destroyed Elliot.

Tim made it fun though.

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>>78096165
I wouldn't call Cody a """normal sized human bean"""

>>78096168
Do you retards even watch MMA? DJ controlled the whole fight.

Really tempted to bet on Neil hes a big underdog

>>78096201
What's an MMA?

>>78096219
wish I had a good hairline

>>78096219
>plebit filename
get out

>>78096207
as he should be he can't wrestle at all

Will there ever be a rivalry as real and intense as DC and Jones? I feel like everything else is just selling wolf tickets, nobody really hates each other.

>>78096235
stuffing someones takedowns is much easier when they're a lot smaller than you

>>78096243
>>>/asp/

>>78096247
RDA is a proven champion with a clear advantage, Magny should be the underdog.

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Daily reminder Cody Garbrandt will Heem TJ

>>78096264
idk TJ throws some nasty body kicks

somebody is getting heemed

>>78096264
He needs to move up besides TJ and Cody its a dead division

>>78096272
Dana needs to gadoosh everything below feathweight.

>>78096264
>knocked Cruz down three times
>didn't get a knockout
Garbrandt has pillow fists tbqh

>>78096272
BW is a great division. lots of new hitters and everything. old fucks just in the way. same issue with most weight classes. top 5 need to fight down again.

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>>78096273
*lightweight

>>78096292
I really don't get the khabib hype

why is it that i'm a manlet myself (5'3) but i can't stand manlet fighters? mighty mouse pisses me off calling himself the greatest when he's the size of a 12 year old

>>78096297
people obsessed with undefeated fighters

apparently being 4-0 to nobodies is better than 32-1-0(1)

floyd mayweather became the highest selling athlete many years in a row because he was undefeated even though he never fought anyone

>>78096298
why shouldn't he call himself the greatest? it's true and he's embraced it, good for him. he's the greatest 125lbs fighter in UFC history, 99% of us have been ineligible since 7th grade

Khabib is a meme fighter who isnt making 155 anymore. His "fans" are just 205'ers

Is Ronda still doing the Roadhouse remake?

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>>78096327

>>78096292
what do these words mean and which is the good one?

>>78096292
Conor has had one fight at lightweight come on

>manlet:"im the greatest of all time"
>"who said that? oh right, yeah so how does gsp compare to anderson silva?"
when will they learn

>>78096298
if i were to guess most of the people who hate DJ seem to be manlet themselves because tall/normal people don't really focus on a person's height that much since it's not something that bothers them

>>78096336
t. 205'er

>>78096347
not true
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zFRc0MigvuY

>>78096370
>i was hacked!

>>78096380
I believe him

>>78096370
He didn't retweet.

>>78096380
I would believe hmi tb h

>>78096380
I accidentally like things on social media all the time

>>78096298
As a proud manlet, you make me sick
>>78096352
This

>>78096396
(You)

>>78096352
i never had a problem with him until he bitched out of the dillashaw fight

>>78096400
cuck manlet detected
please hate yourself more thanks

>>78096403
It does fuck up his division if Dillashaw wins and then bloats upto 35 and is like nah not gonna fight at 25 anymore so he lets go of the belt and we have paper champ forever type scenario for mm

Ray Borg, you have just shocked the world! By world, I mean 114k paying UFC customers.

>7809640
(You)
I'm 6'1 thank

>>78096418
Please stop trying to make /heem/ your personal army by posting images of strangers.
btw, everyone thinks of themselves as being attractive

>>78096433
>everyone thinks of themselves as being attractive
wat

>>78096298
because you are a piece of shit human being and possibly a just a waste of space. this is the reason you will die alone, not your height

>>78096433
>>78096433
>btw, everyone thinks of themselves as being attractive

>>78096438
I meant what I said. Most people think that they themselves look good, whether it's true or not.

>>78096441
everyone dies alone nub

you only die together in mass shootings and war and car accidents and shit, maybe if your bus driver has a heart attack you'll die with someone otherwise you're on your own

you want someone to watch you die? yeah that can be arranged

>>78096447
most people are insecure

>>78096449
Not only is this a poorly-thought out comment but I don't think you could've done any better.

>>78096456
was a good post

>>78096456
lol please elaborate further buddeh

>>78096454
Well insecure in the fact that they think that others don't agree with them. Which can be true.

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>>78095984
>Borg
Nunes
>RDA Dos Anjos
Pedro
>Stephens (?)

>>78096462
I'm saying that it was an attempt at saying something, but ultimately failed because the poster doesn't have the brainpower to do so.

>>78096463
I worry about whoever makes these things

>78096470
>a non-statement
>low quality b8
(u)

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>>78096463
What did Snek mean by this ?

>>78096463
ayy well done buddeh

>>78096469
DIAMONDS

>>78096480
>>78096500
third times the charm

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>>78096480
>>78096489
fourth time will definitely do it

>>78096480
These guys are fucking thin jesus I'd snap that arm in half

why do italian american women age so poorly and how come i have to ask before it's ok if i spend the money that i earn god damn fat bitch don't even make me spaghetti or anything like that

>>78096540
last time I asked about italian americans here i was told in america if you're white you're american nobody cares about your heritage anymore

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>>78096540
CARMELAAAAAA

GABAGOOOOOL

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i sure do wonder how this makes you feel

>>78096540
it's true I'm 5 years older than my younger sister and she looks hella uggo and old at 23.

she looks 40 just from italian genes

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>>78095984
Mouse
The Bullet
RDA
Latifi
Melendez

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>>78096585
>hella uggo

>>78096540
hoo whats the matter with yous do i need to slap some sense into ya huh

can you believe this prick

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Who will win?

>>78096601
what the fuck is wrong with you?

Tiger is fucking shit he can't fight at all, he's a baby. Fuck that shit

>>78096605
>2017
>underestimating tiger
doesn't sound good my goy

>>78096601
why is this meme so funny

>>78096615
fergusson looks like satan and it triggers the schuab ballsack mites

>>78096615
Because you're forced to imagine a grown-ass man SNAPJITSU'ing the baby of some goof that was murdered for a living

He's innocent. Don't believe the lies.

WADA will pay

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chris weidman a real Jew or a German?

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>>78096635
nobody believes those lies

>>78096675
He used to be so pretty what happened WEEDman?

>>78096675
>the face of cte
I dunno if I like the post-Yoel look

>>78096695
U.S.A.D.A.

Mcgregor is doing another ppv interview

>>78096581
Still the wrong Dong Hyun Kim, dumbass

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>>78095984
Borg
Valentina
Magny
Pedro
Stephens

>>78096705
>ppv interview
this fuckhead needs to eb stripped of the title already

DEFEND OR VACATE NOW !!!

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>78096694
>lost both

Stephens is done

Nate Marquardt will never fight in the UFC again

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>>78095984
Johnson
Nunes
Magny
Pedro
Stephens

>>78096733
DAT STEROID ACNE

>>78096777
Literally has a fight scheduled

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>>78096743
>Stephens

>>78096780
reminds me of lithcucks back

>>78096796
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FK3J9AfMYN8
Nate Marquardt is done.

Why does no one talk about TUF fights being slightly sped up? On Tuf 26 it's like everything at 1.1 speed. It's subtle but totally noticable.

Guess they have to make these can bitches look decent.

>>78096831
It's so they can fit adverts in you fucking jabroni

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>>78095984
Johnson
Shevchenko
Magny
Latifi
Melendez

>>78096812
>doper calling out another doper

>>78096146
TJ wasn't going to defend if he won the flyweight belt.

Then you get another McGregor-esque clusterfuck where the champ doesn't defend and leaves the division.

>>78096888
Good, would have been a great chance for Dana to cut the whole division.

How would Bruce Lee have done in the UFC?

His weight was around 125 so he'd be fighting Mighty Mouse if he were alive and young.

>>78096916
MM would armbar him in record time in an MMA fight.

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Reminder that GSP was on roids and pic related is the real lineal WW champ

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Are you goofs excited about the fights?

Can we have a prayer vigil for jon jones? He needs our thoughts and prayers through this difficult period.

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>>78096963
not rly

>>78096973
looks like a dude

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>>78096973
Its not the greatest card but its going to be exciting to have mma back in full swing.

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>>78096983
not exactly a 10

>>78096994
solid 6 though

>>78096971
Oh Holy Bones Who Art Thou'st In Albequerque

>>78097013
Ahmen

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>>78096999
trips of truth

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>>78096812
>Dana "The Great" White

>>78096971
dear lord please allow jbj piss to turn to wine

amen

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>>78096950
Ummm sweetie Jon Jones is the lineal welterweight champion

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>>78095984
Johnson
Shevchenko
Rda
Pedro
Stephens

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>can't even budge a sumo
>thinks he can beat "the goat" ray borg
O I'm laffin lads

>>78097198
well that sumo cant be taller than 5´6 i wonder how hard it would be to make him back up

>>78097387
would land a single on him all day, i bench 500 lbs

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>>78097387
Sumo wrestlers aren't manlets dude, most of them are well over 6 feet tall

>>78097418
how much do you strict one arm curl

what's your favourite food? mine is noodles

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Can't wait to update my webm folder with tj heeming cody desu
Also bisping will heem gsp buddehs

>>78097519
Corn nuts

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>>78095984
Johnson
Nunes
Dos Anjos
Pedro
Stephens

>>78097530
Why do you think TJ will heem Cody?

>>78097530
I bet they both cry in the octagon.

>>78097451
youd like to know wouldn't you

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>>78096973
>>78096994
>>78097021

>>78097519
cheetos

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>>78095984
Johnson
Shevchenko
Magny
Pedro
Melendez

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why cardio no good?

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>>78097614
>>78097628
McGregor dresses exactly like someone who went from being on welfare to having a million dollars dropped in their lap.

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hate this cunt

>>78097628
nate diaz outlasted him after smoking blunts and eating tacos all day

>>78097646
>dee grinding on the black guy
Is Conor secretly a cuck?

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>>78097648
weed doesn't effect your lungs the same as tobacco

>>78097614
>smoking while breastfeeding

that kid will be tiger-esque

>>78097659
>cigars
>lungs

>>78097659
blunt wraps are tobacco genius, also smoking a ton of weed isn't good for cardio 100% my guy, my point is the Diaz's train it much more efficiently than this stupid potato fuck

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>>78097657
shes like a metre in front of him

>>78097666
she's scum they both are

>>78097668
its a blunt mixed with golden virgina

>>78097659
Breathing in smoke affects your lungs regardless of the source.

>>78097671
Diaz doesn't smoke any tobacco genius

>>78097679
yeah but it's not as bad, diaz bros smoke tons and sre triathletes

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>>78097671
The diaz brothers also for the most part have pillow fists, conor wants to heem people when he throws punches, takes more power

>>78097690
you're really stupid and probably 12, end your life like that other brit

>>78097690
Do you mean to tell me that two athletes who are clinically retarded smoke marijuana rather than consuming edibles?

Woooooooooooooooow

>>78097697
Is that why conor was seconds away from being TKO'd by Nate and shot for a panic takedown?

>>78097697
>The diaz brothers also for the most part have pillow fists

So does Conor just have a shitty chin or what?

>>78097711
lmao you got upset because you thought I was talking about Diaz when the picture I posted said why cardio issues haahahhahaahahahah

>>78097712
I think the vape cbd oil a lot as well

>>78097732
no, idiot, you are basically saying that nate diaz never smokes blunts, anyway this argument is stupid cause you're stupid and obviously underage. I still hope you die eve nthough you're like 10 years old.

>>78097746
He smokes blunts, he never smokes tobacco. A blunt doesn't have to include tobacco to be a blunt. You're not very smart.

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The UFC's first ever super-athlete. We are blessed to live in this era of McDomination. Haters eternally in shambles lmao.

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>it's a mighty manlet card

>>78097761
blunt wraps are made of tobacco you literal retard, never post here again or ill beat the shit out of you

>>78097787
SuperLeaf All-Natural Blunt Wraps

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>tfw i could heem every here

https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=9f9_1451921330

https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=5f9_1488973547

this is so scary

>>78098200
what MMA technique would you use if you were theoretically being hunted by a mob after raping a 7 year old?

>>78098217
Get a gun, a good one. Apparently he turned out to be innocent as well

Ragin KJ is now +330

Why? I think he'll edge a decision

Also Pedro is +100

Thiago Alves lost to Jim Miller ffs he's going to get destroyed by Mike Perry what a mismatch

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>mfw pedro chokes in his first ufc fight and 90% of /heem/s picks get ruined

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>>78097714
That was because conor was gassed lad, nates punches couldn't heem a fly

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>>78095984
Borg
Shev
RDA
Latifi
Stephens

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>>78098301
>first ufc fight
The fuqq u smokin lad, he's fought twice, once was heeming someone with elbows and the other was a submission over the black dude in that webm with the blank stare

>>78095984
Johnson
Nunes
Dos Anjos
Pedro
Stephens

>>78095984
Johnson
Nunes
Neil Magny
Latifi
Melendez

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>>78095984
Johnson
Nunes
Neil Magny
Latifi
Melendez.

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Mouse
Babushka
Magnum Condoms
Mexican Iron Mike Tyson
Giblert

>>78098614
>>78095984
fuck me

>People are actually picking Borg
baka, we all know he's gonna be one of Mighty Meme's statpads and record breakers.

>>78098634
since when was s m h baka?

>>78097724
yeah he actually does I think

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>>78098634
I'd laugh my fucking ass off if Hay Borg beat him though. Probably for days. I fucking hate Mighty Manlet so much.

>>78098667
Why do manlets hate manlets so much?

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>>78098675
I wouldn't know, you tell me. Why do you (a manlet) hate manlets so much?

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>>78098682

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>>78098689
Pussy.

>JBJS B SAMPLE CAME BACK CLEAN

LMAO DC BTFO AGAIN!

>>78098725
source or stfu

so is DC a champ again?

Holy shit lads till is fighting cerrone

If he wins this he's for sure ranked

>>78098804
Cerrone will kill him

>>78098793
Haha I love pranks

>>78098824
>>78098825
Champ in 3 more fights

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>>78098825
Till is pretty talented despite being kind of an idiot, but this is a big step up for him

>>78098825
Cerrone via submission rd1

Hi

>>78098849
This desu, going from unranked to the gatekeeper of the top 5 is mad

>>78098849
>>78098825
Even though I think Cerrone will easily beat him, if he can somehow manage to pull it off, Till's going places

>>78096298
It's called projecting. He encapsulates something that you could be (a mighty manlet) but you never will be because you're a lazy piece of shit.
WHEN WILL YOU EVER LEARN

Remember when based bisking called mighty manlet 'a dweeby little computer guy'

>>78098911
He's got that really wide Muay Thai stance, even though I think Cerrone is close to shot he should be able to chew his lead leg up with kicks

How did travis Browne get delet'd so badly?

>>78098911
I think Till is talented but he has pretty much only used the left side of his body so far and his lack of killer instinct is weird. He hurt his last two opponents but kinda let them off the hook. Perhaps he is worried about his gas tank.

>>78096352
>if i were to guess most of the people who hate DJ seem to be manlet themselves
I've never met anyone who hates DJ. Granted, I know only a few people who even know who DJ is. I'm somewhat convinced that people who do are probably bitter manlets online. I feel if you told the average normie who DJ was they'd just be like "oh shit cool bro he does ufc he fights bro" since they probably have no idea what weight divisions are.

Till needs to stop wearing this short compression shorts

He's so pale any damage to his leg from kicks looks way worse than it actually is and is gonna cost him points

Bitter Manlets hate mighty mouse

Everyone else just doesn't care about him or his career

>>78098989
>Everyone else just doesn't care about him or his career
Either that, or people just don't know him.

>>78098989
every penny and every PPV second manletweights burn up, could be spent by paying for better heavyweights and promoting new talent

>>78098971
Esmond'd

If you're under 5'6 you shouldn't be able to fight

Simple as

>>78098971
was never good

Heavyweight (265lbs)
Light Heavyweight (205lbs)
Cruiserweight (195lbs)
Middleweight (185lbs)
Welterweight (170lbs)
Lightweight (155lbs)
Featherweight (145lbs)
Bantamweight (135lbs)

These should be the weight classes

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>>78095984
lil nig
hue
lanky fag
bald fag
el nino

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>>78099139

>>78099118
>destroyed overeem, Barnett, Gonzaga, Schaub
>never good

>>78098825
2 guys who would both get killed by Ponzi who cares

>>78099129
There isn't enough talent to sustain 185, 195 and 205 desu

Also heavyweight should be 205+ instead of being capped at 265

>>78098971
Nothing is impossible

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>>78099139
>>78099150
>tfw we now live in a world again where Robbie Lawler is coming off a win
I missed this feel bros

>>78098971
Hen moomen

>>78099161
Weidman would dominate the 195lbs division

>>78099159
Oh for sure my guy, needing eyepokes to out strike a bjj guy means you're world class my man

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>>78098971
Schaub gave him permanent brain damage and then usada kicked in.

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>>78099156
>including BS on that list

>>78099156
pretty much yeah, he was big, tough and hit hard, but not all that good. Overeem fight could've easily been stopped.

>>78099177
Rumble weighed 203 in joggers against cormier

If he unretired he would dominate for sure

>>78099183
Don't need to be world class to beat those two

>>78099191
Schaub would have been champ in the USADA era

>>78099204
For sure my guy cowboy is basically a journeyman and should be unranked

Be honest, which division are you more excited about, Women's 115 or men's 125?

>>78099214
No he wouldn't, his chin wouldn't last against Stipe or JdS

>>78099224
Mens 125lbs

Altho both shouldn't be in the UFC

>>78099224
Unironically mens 125

Wmma might be good in 20 years but right now it's not worth watching

>>78099222
Nope, but he struggles with forward pressure, hard hitters and decent strikers

>>78099230
JDS was on roids, let see him in his next fights without them

>>78099254
JDS literally dominated Ben Rothwell off the roids

Rothwell heemed Schaub stiff

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We don't deserve Stephens

>>78099254
>Implying a diaretic is the same as a PED

>>78099276
Who the f*ck is that guy?

>>78099276
>wants to acquire another loss before he marries

>>78099276
Who the eff is that guy?

>>78098825
How the hell has he been matched up with Cowboy
Cowboy's ranked quite highly, Till isn't even ranked. Think Cerrone takes it but that's a weird fight to make

>>78099276
pity he couldn't postpone is jail time

>>78099358
Cowboy is coming off two losses and wants a lower calibre of opposition to get a W

>>78099276
>le can't pay for his wedding man
That's kinda sad.

Imagine all those wasted invites just so you can pad a bald mans bank account.

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>>78099276
God Stephens is based
I wish he wasn't such a goddamn gatekeeper so I could promote him to top /boy/ status, his fights are almost always bangers