LA:Dodgers call up top prospect Buehler
HOU:Jose Altuve sitting out against Mariners
WAS:Max Scherzer (calf) expected to start Friday
OAK:Khris Davis hits homer No. 39 to take AL lead
ARZ:Paul Goldschmidt (elbow) held out of lineup
HOU:Astros activate McCullers (back) from the DL
NYY:Aroldis Chapman could resume closing Thurs.
TEX:Elvis Andrus goes 4-for-5 with 20th home run
NYY:Yankees-Orioles contest postponed due to rain
NYM:Conforto undergoes surgery on left shoulder
CIN:Billy Hamilton diagnosed with thumb fracture
CIN:Luis Castillo shines in final start of season
1st for /a/
Why does he wear the pants
3rd for Fuck Dellin Betances
>>78090842
Why is his head a crown?
Nats desu senpai
>>78090849
Betances is good fool. It's the Yaks that suck.
>>78090837
Delet
How do we stop the Indians bros?!
>>78090883
We'll stop when we get tired.
>>78090883
A crate of Listerine
>>78090883
Teams with bottom 3rd attendance automatically eliminated from playoffs
>>78090831
>the play ball logos perfectly fit in the composition and symmetry of the photo...
Two shitty fanbases now alright why not
Let's just make this shithole even more miserable
>>78090903
[Autistic screeching]
>>78090922
>>78090914
>Betances PBF comic.jpg
>>78090883
When they stop playing shit teams like the whos.
>>78090883
>>78090903
Lifelongs please fuck off back to /nba/ immediately. We've already met our quota of shitty fans.
Zona gets 13 tonight: y/n
>>78090931
wew lad, top quality bantz
/mlb/ has been extra terrible for a month now. Maybe I'll come back at the end of September. My head hurts.
>>78090931
muh sides
>>78090959
Dafuc you even memeing about
>>78090996
Not real sure why Indians fans want to make this place worse
Congratulations on moving out of the bottom 5, Cleveland!
Keep reaching for that rainbow! :)
>>78090931
Fucking Shantae
>>78091045
Jesus that's sad
>>78090985
Last odd digit confirms no
the ratio of piss fetishists complaining about injuns fans to actual injuns fans is about 1988 to 1
I don't know why people get so obsessed about a team that hasn't won a World Series since the Truman Administration. Especially if the obsessed's team has won 6 rings in the years since the other team. Really just makes me think how this is even possible...
i hope irma hits tampa so the city can rebuild an actual stadium
>>78091111
Playoffs?
>>78091129
Only for the Cowboys, friend.
>>78091111
Well, then...
>>78091045
FOR THE LAST TIME WE ARE A BROWN CITY
>>78091152
its a good thing
i hope everything ends well
>>78091111
St. Pete here
Hoping this hurricane fuckin ends my life 2bh lads
>>78091176
Not him but it's going to be a mess. You're lucky that you don't get hurricanes in Canada. They really suck balls.
>No baseball until Friday
At least last night ended on a high note.
Can't wait to see this fucker get slapped around by Tribe
haven't been around for a while but I just saw that the dodgers have collapsed and now I'm keking uncontrollably.
Firstros of Atlantis here
Why did the Red Sox feel the need to cheat?
>>78091283
I don't even know to be honest with you, it's not like it was even working for them against the Yankees anyway.
>>78091304
They seem like they have a solid enough team with Chris Sale
>>78091318
They do, but they're committing the same sins the Whos did when they had him: zero run support.
>>78091347
Lame. Glad Correa and Yuli returned for us as well as acquiring Maybin. We had a no-run August that was terrible..
>2.62 ERA with a 12-3 record in the first half.
>7.85 ERA with a 2-7 record in the second half.
What the fuck happened?
>Mariners loses the series
>Angie has breast cancer
well shit, this has been a bad week for the M's.
>>78091421
Kansas City decided to tank.
>>78091431
It's going to even be worse with those wildfires.
Bryce Harper's braids make my pussy so wet
>>78091504
post bussy
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWindians perfect game
>>78091518
>against the whos
>>78091421
reverting to the mean. He's been a mediocre shitter his whole career.
t. mariners fan
>>78091421
He remembered he was bad
Almost faked it til he made it
/a/stros!
>>78091590
Why didn't the hurricane sweep you out to sea?
>>78090959
>Clearly doesn't remember the cubs
>Doesn't open his cum glazed eyes to see the doyers fans that have been shitting up /mlb/
KYS my man
>>78091665
>b-b-b-but the cubs
What the fuck is this
>>78091611
Because we like Rice Strobro desu
>>78091665
He IS the Doyers fan. It's very clearly pissboi, m8.
>>78091693
You know, I'll admit that the cubs was a bad example. A better example would have been the >rags posters
>rags
>>78091838
Are there even >rags posters left?
>>78091867
Not since the >rags >rag'd themselves off the board
>>78091867
No but as an Astros fan I drop it every now and again like a mouse trap to ward them off
>>78091952
Oh look there's one right now
>>78091952
Buttblasted >rags fan detected
>>78090914
Ban evading again I see.
>>78091981
>>78091986
>>78092033
>>78091952
How did that rejection of a swap work out for the >rags? Teetering at .500? Missing Adrian Beltre? Odor is still stinky?
Heh nothing personnel kid
>>78090862
>Betances is good fool
Yeah, I stopped reading there.
>>78092045
Dallas is a shit hole. Amarillo is best.
>>78090883
Put them against the Diamondbacks
>>78091838
>>78091867
>>78091893
>>78091934
lmao wow! you guys sure are obsessed. Just wait until the Rangers turn it around and make it all the way from the wild card to win the World Series.... who will be laughing then?
>>78092045
oh now he's frog posting...
>>78092075
Y'all ain't even gonna make the wild card. Getting punked by the Braves as we speak.
>>78092075
Wow. I don't even have anything to say to that. You are simply beyond delusional that you circle yourself right round to being completely sane.
>>78092069
>ASSarillo
LMAOOOO literally /where/ the city.
>>78092051
*appears behind you*
master, i promise to go out only this once.
>>78092116
The Panhandle is fun because there is nobody around to bother you.
>twinks just barely keeping head above water
how's everyone's night been s far?
>>78092205
Twinks still owe me one after spotting them a WS win.
>>78092205
>>78091548
>yet the Dodgers couldn't even win a series against the Padres
>"Closed Captioning for this game is brought to you by Wienerschnitzel"
>>78092205
the blue jays died a slow death in the rain
>detoilet
>red sox win
>>78091045
>not by %
top pleb
>>78092402
Barves or Methinals fan?
>>78092771
Detroit is going to be really good next year. Mark my words.
>>78092792
>red sox cheated
>>78092931
It's only cheating if you get caught.
Quick rundown on this man's name
>>78092956
Mork Fanorsca.
>>78092945
They did get caught.
>>78092984
And therefore they will be punished. But they didn't cheat. We just misunderstood the rules.
>no Ms thread
are we ded?
>>78093023
It's illegal to use electronics to steal signs. You can steal signs, that's part of the game, the killer is the electronics part.
They used Apple Watch
>>78093078
Yes I see, they misapplied the rules, but did not cheat. There was an unclear standard the MLB wrote and we were not fully aware of the situation. We are sorry, but we didn't cheat.
>>78093074
the past series hasn't gone well. I'd make one, but I'm lazy.
Also, I'm currently eating Belgian waffles.
>>78093098
It's a discrepancy but it's still against the rules (along with using binoculars and other visual enhancers IIRC).
>>78093130
That's what I'm saying. The rules weren't clear enough, and we misunderstood them. Ergo we are at fault, but we didn't cheat.
>>78093128
>Also, I'm currently eating Belgian waffles.
Nice. I will be eating some in the morning. Hopefully we can get the win tonight.
>>78093146
Well a person can be oblivious of the speed limit and still break the law going 60mph in a 40
>>78093162
I'm getting tired of this. Boston cannot be found guilty of cheating because we don't cheat, ever. We have never done anything wrong.
>>78093130
He's trying to use the same defense the Patriots did, and he's making himself look like a typical, retarded Boston fan in the process.
:thinking:
>>78093370
Brad is a genious.
Guess what time it is, guys...
windians!
14
Oh I bet he's really mad right now
>>78093593
WINDIANS TIME
>>78091073
UNDERRATED desu
>>78093599
Love Lab is a good show desu
f o u r t e e n
also carrasco was on fucking fire tonight
>>78093593
>>78093671
That time, too...
Pissboi where you at? Are you shaking with rage?
Mariano Rivera wasnt even close to being the greatest closer ever. I can list at least 10 who ever more effective. Look up advanced stats on bbref you cucks.
>>78093704
*tips goose egg*
mariners vs astros
>>78093701
>>78093701
>>78093701
>Indians have 14 wins
Congratulations on breaking the ball club record but pls lose now, thx
>>78091952
>rags
>>78093855
We need one more to bankrupt Universal Windows Direct and end the jingles forever.
>>78093905
Yet, Liberty Ford will never die.
https://youtu.be/D3crUlCzTFI
>>78093905
Thats not how that works. Promos are always hedged with insurance policies
>>78093967
No one can seem to hit a Grand Slam in the third inning.
We couldn't stop them bros...
MARINERS!
>>78093074
yes
How are the Astros doing today?
>>78094173
On cloud 9. Even a loss couldn't ruin my good mood
>>78094191
I meant the team not the fans but good to hear nothing's raining on your parade, anon
We've weathered some storms here but this ignorant /nba/ Leaveland posting is pretty bad dudes
and all he did was choke up on the bat
>>78094234
Too bad the Giants' window has closed for a while. Trade me Bumshit.
Fun reminder that each team in the National League West division (the San Francisco Giants, the Colorado Rockies, the Arizona Diamondbacks, and the San Diego Padres) have all been to the World Series more recently than the Los Angeles Dodgers. Interestingly, two other teams (the Cincinatti Reds and Atlanta Braves) that are no longer in the National League West have made it to the World Series as members of that division more recently than the Dodgers have made it.
Cities that don't deserve baseball franchises.
1. Cleveland. Lebron and the Browns only matter.
2. Miami and Tampa Bay. Fooobaww country.
3. Seattle. Only the Sounders and Shithawks matter. Whining about the Sonics is also more popular than the Mariners.
4. Chokeland. Too poor to support a baseball team. Move them to Vegas with the Raiders.
5. Washington. Football town. Also loves the Wizards and John Wall.
>>78094402
t. White Sox fan
Daily reminder that beating the Dodgers is equivalent to winning the WS for DBacks fans
>>78094385
>Atlanta
>Cinci
>west
Why?
>>78094417
Are you retarded
>>78094402
>1. Cleveland.
So much this. How the fuck are the reigning AL champs who have a 50 game win streak going only drawing 24K fans per game?
Daily reminder Los Angeles is the greatest city on Earth and your decrepit flyover town means nothing. We own baseball.
>>78094402
>Not remembering based da land shit all over this memer when everyone else was sucking his dick.
>>78094402
>one thread from retards is proof somehow
Just about everyone I know is into baseball, not to mention to older people
>>78094457
Marlins Man deserved better. Clevelanders are apes.
>>78094402
>1. Cleveland.
Can't agree more. There's no excuse for having such shit attendance when the team is so screaming hot.
>>78094457
Nobody has ever cared what you thought about anything fatty
>>78094229
The team is optimal. Everyone has returned. Today we have Altuve out of the lineup replaced by Stasi so the offense isn't as present but our pitching and batting are both top shelf. Having Correa back and those two trades essentially sealed Houston as a serious post season contender. One that is no longer suffering a lack of pitching depth or a lot of batters on the DL like they did in August.
>>78090883
Send them some smallpox blankets
>>78094486
I just wanted to know the score
>>78094451
Astros are still winning the AL tho
>>78094477
>Nobody has ever cared what you thought about anything fatty
This.
>>78094475
Marlins man is a cancer, hopefully Cleveland gets HFA so we don't get to see that attention whore fake celebrity shit for at least some gsmes
almost a fucking relief the Biggios are back after this /nba/ culture bomb from the Leaveland Lolvaliers
Larry please just stop
The Los Angeles Dodgers have ____ franchise championships
Indians and _______ are the most obnoxious fans on /mlb/.
>>78094628
>Indians and
I think you meant Cubs and Dodgers. Though the Cubs have not existed This season
>>78094628
1988
>>78094457
Not only is he a giant fucking pussy for getting BTFO by some fan but he has to lie about something as dumb as there not being security at a ballpark, can't stand this cunt.
>>78094647
Interesting. Indians fans didn't exist before this hot streak, either.
>>78094592
It's not Larry, it's pissboi pretending to be him.
>>78094402
Washington? What the fuck did we do? We support the team.
>>78094665
>both Commiefornia cancer
>both insecure autists obsessed with teams better than his
>keeps posting about /nba/
I'm skeptical
>>78094684
....Checking. 31K per. Okay. You're deserving. Just seems every time I tune in, there's a small crowd.
>>78094457
>wtf? I love cleveland now.
You're still fat.
>>78094684
It's you know who airing out his grievances because the Indians won.
These lifelong Indians fans sure showed up when the team is doing well. Still couldn't make it to the ballpark though.
>1 GA
>>78094703
Maybe on Mondays and Tuesdays or weekday day games. I go to 5-10 games a year and it's always pretty full.
>>78094706
being this obsessed about another man's weight
Hand holdless virgin detected
>>78094726
1.5
>>78094726
It's over. God intervened and is forcing us to lose
>Panik with 12 hits this series, a franchise record for a 3-game series
JUST
>>78094745
Phillies cat thing might be my favorite meme of the season
>>78094735
Have you seen his stubby, fat, little sausage fingers?
>>78094457
Fat fuck
>>78094752
30 years since.
>>78094664
>durr I was only pretending to be retarded
Just because you trip doesn't mean others need to to validate their lives
>>78094755
>Cat
>>78094784
That meme in no way applies to my post.
The Leaveland Indians have no fans.
>>78094784
Dg is afraid to trip now. Can't falseflag and samefag that way
>>78094475
Marlins Man is a fag. Attention whoring 101 is to not let any heckling phase you. If he did not want banter he would not wear his bright orange uniform everywhere
>>78094745
That Phillies cat is good, but have you seen the video clip of Bryce Harper slipping on the wet base?
>>78094789
What is it then?
>>78094789
He is a Lynx
>>78094796
Nigga probably killed himself like the rest of the true blue
>>78094805
>Harper slipping on a wet base
Good times
>>78094806
Some sort of Wolf like girl
>>78094805
What has happened since the Dodgers last won a WS?
>>78094811
She seems like she'd be annoying, I'd jizz on dem titties and send a thank u text.
>>78094825
take a break holy shit, we're memeing
leavleandnd fucking cancer
>>78094504
3 - 3
Top of the 8th
>>78094814
>>78094792
>if you don't trip you don't exist
Even that retarded logic doesn't hold because Cap D exists
>>78094859
What the fuck are you talking about you insane child
Bryce Harper is a fag and I cheered when he got injured. Now no one can stop the Dodgers.
Why would a rich mexican baseball player beta orbit a 6/10 pornslut when he could just have his agent get him 8-9/10 escorts?
>>78094880
Finally a post we can all agree on
>>78094880
>implying the nast can stop anyone in the playoffs
>meme managers
>>78094883
Cram it fatty.
>>78094864
You're so dumb, just stop
>>78094883
Because you can still be a beta even if you're a professional athlete with millions of dollars.
>>78094880
>Now no one can stop the Dodgers.
>>78094902
I would sincerely trade Clayton Kershaw for Madison Bumgarner any day of the week.
>>78094902
>Warning: choking hazard
Heh
>>78094883
Think about how old he is. It's possible she was his favorite fap back when he was younger?
Madison Bumgarner's wife is fat.
>Loyals fags booing
Kek how fucking spoiled are these bandwagoners
Many people know that Bartolo Colon is the final former Montreal Expo playing in the MLB. However, two former Expos minor leaguers are left on the bigs. Who are they?
>>78094739
Could have swore we were 2 ahead of the giants and they won while we lost. Guess I got my reverse standings wrong.
>>78094918
yeah, i do kind feel bad for him. he probably asked arrieta for some contacts and they all turned out to be twinks so he resorted to this.
Me, to you:
BOOOOOOOO
>>78094937
He could easily get anyone he wants in Chicago. All he has to do is ask.
>>78094926
We were 2 ahead of them, but the Phillies were only 0.5 behind, so now we're 1 ahead of the Giants and 1.5 ahead of the Phillies, who have possession of last place again.
>>78094964
I was wondering who we booed outside of Joakim Soria but he honestly deserved it
I wrecked ur meme sorry loverboy
Whatever Raiders about to start
Dodgers: best team in MLB
Giants: worst team in MLB
Was this supposed to be a rivalry or something?
>the doyers
>>78094988
it's alright senpai, I shouldn't be posting this late
have a good one
>>78095016
Godspeed and god bless
Clayton Kershaw has been a non-factor every single October every single year.
>>78095032
Yeah he has
For the other team
Rolling for big Zona hit
>>78094964
we were so used to winning dindu roberts and his monkey shines became unacceptable
>>78095056
So close
>>78095004
no
>>78094963
Jesus what a crazy race to the bottom. Still think we got it though. We have literally no bullpen, even the only guy who seemed like he didn't suck farquhar, showed today he fucking sucks.
>>78095079
Wow, three non-consecutive rings. I'm really impressed. Some "dynasty" you've got there, kiddo.
>Poog trying to concuss himself
>>78095032
Can't be a non-factor if you play as an ace and choke every start
Can the Astros stop fucking winning?
I need help making a decision
I want to see the Cubs IRL two more times this season but I'm undecided in how I wanna do it.
I'm definitely seeing them next week on either Wednesday or Thursday. However, I'm trying to decide whether the additional game should be this Sunday vs the Brewers or during the last day of the season vs the Reds. Obviously, the Brewers game this weekend is much more meaningful since they're trying to steal the NL Central.
Price difference isn't a factor (it's like 3 bucks). Should I see two games in 5 days or spread it out for an additional game that may not be as meaningful?
>>78095124
If only
>>78095149
Kiss boys for tix
>>78095148
how could they with mickey mantle?
>>78095148
Zuni will tie it up
>>78095149
You are obligated to bring an anime sign to the game if you are from /sp/ and go to a Cubs game.
>>78095149
Do the sure bet this Sunday. I don't think the race will go down to the last game, so I'd go while the amped feels are definitely there.
>>78095227
You have that mixed up with the whos retard.
>>78095227
>anime
>>>trash
>>>out
>We are still 3 games ahead of the Apaches
Bless my lucky stros
>>78095305
They keep getting free wins off the whos. It's not fair. Why is this allowed?
>>78095254
>losers complaining about winners
>>78095305
I'm mad about this. Give the hell up, the 1 seed is ours. Either way you have home field in the DS and you're making it to the CS to lose to the Indians so just let us have the 1 seed
>>78095254
Cubs appropriated anime from the whos after they took back the crosstown cup.
https://twitter.com/PabloSeT/status/895373088480776192
>>78095328
>108
>>78095330
Im sorry but you're gonna have to
Hashtag
Earn it
>"So quiet here you can hear the car alarms"
It just says so, so much
>>78095305
you guys have a great team
>>78095361
>beating up the tanking whos
Yeah you're definitely earning it.
>>78095320
>getting free wins off of the team that swept you
>>78095369
Thanks senpai. Yours is pretty lit, too
>14W streak
>>78095373
We're only 9-5 against the sox this year, it's hasn't been all that easy until this matchup
>>78095347
youll take our anime from our cold dead hands
>>78095367
Baltimore?
>>78095373
The streak started with splitting with the cheat sox, beating the yankees, and the then contending Royals to be fair
>>78095320
why didnt you just get those "free wins" back in august off us
instead you got swept...again LOL
http://m.mlb.com/news/article/247591848/yoan-moncada-powers-white-sox-sweep-of-astros/
>>78095396
Really hope we matchup in the ALCS before one of us goes to the WS against the sneks
>>78095408
Based whos
>>78095400
I believe MMR is also watching Los Doyers versus Snakes
>>78095373
Shut the fuck up, y'all couldn't beat the fucking Padres. Watch, we're going home to sweep the Ducks and Tiggers and KC and set a new win streak record
>>78095399
Your team is already dead. And you'll die too if you go down to Guarantee Rape at this time of night by one of the many gang members.
>>78095411
Good WS matchups. Tbh the AL postseason is going to be the only interesting competition, might even put the winning team at a disadvantage because of fatigue
>>78095408
Craig biggios BTFO by a dead last team.
Why are the White Sox called The Who's?
>>78095432
The only lethality you have to worry about at Wrigley is the HIV
>>78095443
not if you pay for your drinks
>>78095441
Who?
>>78095432
its okay the bears protect us from the gangs
>>78095443
TOP KEK
>Talking shit about the Astros game play in August. The month where Correa, Gurriel, McCann, Gattis, Keuchel, McCullers, Harris, and Mchugh were all on the DL. The month where the team was depressed from the management making no trades
No.
On a scale of 10-11
How mad will you be when the Cubs win the Worlds Eries yet again since the Doylers and NEETs will choke and no one in the Baby League can stop us.
>>78095417
Who isn't watching Sneks v Dogs?
Rodney and Arizona about to put the exposed as fuck Dudders away, absolutely beautiful. Don't ever shitpost in this general again.
>Bellinshit
Nice ROTY lel
>>78095506
The Cubs will give the Nats their first post win
BROS...
Twice in one week
Holy KEK
>>78095443
And the series will end 3-1 in favor of the Cubs.
Cubs beat the Doylers 4-2 in the NLCS
Cubs then reverse sweep whoever the baby league sends to the Worlds Eries in 6.
Sadly the victory rally this year won't break the top 20 peaceful gatherings in human history.
HHAHAHAHAH TWO SWEEPS IN A ROW ATLEAST YOU MEXICANS ARE GOOD AT SHIT JOBS LIKE SWEEPING AHAHAHAHAH
>The smoldering, ICE raided illegal cardboard shantytown of Los Analgas
>mfw the dodgers are playing weak so that postseason opponents come in overconfident and get BTFO
No hope left for dodger fans. like i said at the beginning of the season, this team needs quality players.
BROS
>>78095585
Don't be fucking stupid, the dodgers are trying their hardest right now and are failing.
>swept Dodgers 2x in one week
>4 sweeps in a row
>13 wins in a row
Feels pretty good lads
>Losing 6 games in 216 hours (777, 600 seconds) to the same team while virtually having home field advantage the whole time while missing their MVP player for 3 of those games (27 innings)
>>78095594
>trying their hardest
>haven't had their opening lineup play more than 2 games consecutively in a month
>calling up rookie pitchers and players every week
But they're trying!
>>78095597
Amen based bong snek poster
>>78095626
They had the majority of the lineup in there you twit.
Who are today's winners, /mlb/?
Who are today's losers?
>carlos martinez vs zack greinke WC
fuck i cant wait
>>78095597
Yeee snek bro.
If your team is out of the playoffs how can you not root for the Diamondbacks? They just swept the way over the fucking cap Dodgers twice in 1 week. Small market team making it would be so much fun
>>78095689
It would be nice, but Manfred will soon break out of whatever closet he's currently locked in and keep it from happening.
>>78095646
>no seagar
>joc starting
>Grandyman in
>Cody in 1b
Again the fuck are you in about ? You don't watch the dodgers unless they play dfaggots and you most likely don't even watch them
Arizona doesn't have a serious sports fanbase
>>78095727
>Seager pinch hit
>all the other shitters they put in because the team is hurt.
>>78095739
God you faggots can't fucking read for shit
Whatever you won't pass the WC and you know that or don't because dfag threads don't exist outside dodger games in fact the fanbase doesn't exist outside dodger games
>>78095774
>have 92 wins in early september
>be this assblasted
>>78095794
>shitpost all day
>Waaaaahhh stop
たばこ
>>78094917
It's funny because the cardinals are gonna rape the DBacks in the NL WC game
>>78095893
These memes just keep getting danker gat dam
>Dodgers choke the division to arizona and lose in the wild card game when kershaw implodes
be honest, how many gallons of cum would flow from this general?
for the love of God someone please explain to me why the angles would just let maybin go when he's evidently a decent piece in an outfield more stacked than their own
alright you got trout and jupton, cool, but while maybin is a shitty batter he's only marginally worse than calhoun who isn't nearly as fast. who else they got for depth, ben fucking revere? eric young is alright, but maybin is a decent player overall at a round 2 WAR. how does he just get claimed off revocable waivers by the asstros of all teams? is it a clubhouse thing? this has been puzzling me for a week
Magic number is now 6
For me, it's the WWWWWWWWWWWWWWindians
greetings bloodbrothers
i have been gone for a moon (and somehow also a sun)
tell me what i have missed in the baseball world while i was on my spirit quest. all i know is that verlander walks among the stars now. what else?
>>78097871
Lifelong Indians fans have become insufferable.
>>78097882
>>78095727
>>Cody in 1b
What happened to Bellingtard being the GOAT?
>>78094925
I'll reply to you, anon.
I don't know.
Thats nice streak, snæks
regards,
>>78095503
Injuries happen to every team you lifelonger. The Yankees have had 20 people on the DL this season.
>>78095503
>team doesn't play well because they get depressed that the FO didn't trade anyone
What
The Los Angeles Dodgers have ____ franchise rings
>Roberts: Well, we're going to win the division. I assure you that.
Uh oh.
Post yfw the Dodgers get swept by the Failies, icing their missed playoffs
#1 pick looms
Bros...
>>78098842
The Phillies wouldn't sacrifice their tank.
daily reminder this dumb shit only got MOY because he was black and he had the best farm system in baseball to pull from.
>>78095123
satanic pacts are not dynasties
>>78098951
>being this coloncrushed
>>78098938
>be up on the """best team in baseball"""
>losing the tank anyway
>not giving your fans a 4 game sweep of the best team in baseball
>>78098951
Rembrandt here is a good Christian man and even he doesn't bother hiding his power level in the face of the southern pretenders.
How do we stop the Diamondbacks?
They're laughing at us bros
>>78098095
Here's a hint. One of them would make his ML debut with Washington and the other was traded as a minor leaguer to the Indians.
How badly did pooeeg beat his girlfriend last night?
>>78099106
ICE
>>78099265
bad considering he has 3 kids with 3 women
>dodgers 1-9 last 10
>dbacks 10-0 last 10
>20 games left
Can they pull it off lads?
How do we stop them?
>>78099291
t. cholo
>>78099332
>>78099291
>>78099332
I am a white hispanic in the california young republicans. We need ICE to save us from the Indio hordes
How do we stop the Dodgers bros
>>78099317
Yes not even meming dave roberts is gonna get fucking shanked by some doyer cook if he actually loses the division to the fucking sneks
>>78099382
Already in process
how do we stop them?
>No Diamondbacks fans from July until September
Boy that was fucking nice when they disappeared
Dodgers fan reporting in been here 4evr muh official "ttendance"
>>78099422
Did they come out of the same Woolworth as indians fans?
>>78099511
>you could literally hear sureños car jacking in the parking lot last night
The ____ are the only NL West team to have 5 championships in their current city
>>78090831
>>78099646
Lol he slip on the bas'e
>>78099646
>>78099754
LOL...
>>78099646
>>78099754
>>78099765
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>>78099773
>>78099765
>>78099754
>>78099646
>>78099324
ask mike matheny very nicely, i suppose.
if anyone can do it, it's definitely him
if the dodgers miss the playoffs, we had 77-1, what would we call this?
AL WC: Yankees/Orange Ducks
NL WC: DBacks/Cards
who excited?
>>78099981
>NL WC: Dodgers/Cards
fixed
>>78100022
>NL WC: Dodgers/Cubs
fixed
>>78100057
>BAJP picking the cubs
hmmmmmmm
I'm a White Sox fan but I love my Cubbies too.
>>78100086
the fat lard is obviously saying that he thinks the cardinals are winning the division
>>78100086
the brewers or rocks won't push them out of the WC, im just being realistic
>>78100093
absolutely disgusting
>>78099966
All time choke or >[however many games they were ahead because I don't remember] games ahead
>>78099966
5-28, which if I did the math right, will be the necessary max of wins for Sept/Oct 1 to eliminate them completely.
CHURRRRRO CHURRRRRO CHURRRRRO
$5 CHURRRRRRRRO
(You), you buy churro?
>>78100159
yes, gib
>>78100180
How many mang, you buy cinco? ocho?
>>78100124
don't respond to false flaggers
>>78100213
Hmmm, I'm hungry, gimme ocho
>>78100228
Good choice mang, das $40 but I give you a discount, $35
Enjoy it with you fren
>>78100258
El delicioso, I hope Trump doesn't get you
Which fanbase is most affected by DACA?
The Dodgers and Diamondbacks both have super easy remaining schedules wtf
>>78100298
the rags
GAWD I wish everyone could win
Muchas gracias señor
I will remember your face in mi corazon forever
>>78100362
Even the Dodgers? You seem like a pretty harmless trip/troll but your reputation depends on how you answer that question.
>>78100298
Trump just said nothing is going to happen with illegals. We got hosed
FUCK there is nothing to watch until 8. Then A power lineup of:
>white sox elite baseball
>brady
>cardinals
>kershaw
I need to move my tv into my office to handle all this shit. 3x 23" monitors aint gonna cut it.
Tonight it's WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWINDIANS for me
>>78100398
Well I like everyone but some fans can be really not friendly, like their only rooting for their one team. I don't like that.
>>78100426
No, nothing is going to happen to children of illegals until a decision is met. He's still deporting illegals at a torrid pace
CAN IT HAPPEN
>>78100593
Except he's not, because he keeps getting sued for breaking the law, and losing.
>>78100372
Godspeed churro hombre.
>>78100623
>he keeps getting sued for breaking the law, and losing
What the fuck are you talking about?
>>78100707
>those small hands
No wonder nobody comes to see them
>>78100707
what's his endgame?
small hands no fans
fat head empty seats
piss fetish hysterically obsessed
It just keeps happening.
>>78100904
They aren't even trying.
>>78100740
The whole thing
I love Ricky as our new manager, but Tito is the best in the business.
>>78101102
Most alpha chad manager in the business. Only a beta fetishist would resent him.
>>78100904
>just ignoring lopez
poor lad
>>78101102
Me on the right
>>78090831
>Tfw firstros of Atlantis
I tell you what, it wakes me up with a smile every morning.
>>78101148
He's beloved by friend and foe, men and women. He is a true Chad.
>>78098669
>Injuries happen to a team you lifelonger
How many teams have 60% of their starting roster on the DL for a solid month and have to replace those players with prospects? We pitched Jankowski and Dayan Diaz. We played Derek Fisher, Tyler White, and Juan Centeno at the SAME TIME. Most of our losses for the month of August were a direct result of vital batters and our best pitchers being on the DL simultaneously. People get on the DL but not how we were in August. (Maybe the Mets can understand).
>>78098690
All ball clubs have a mojo. You fuck with it and you fuck with their ability to actually play ball. Making no trades until the last second was advantageous because it gave us the psychological boost we needed (we are now 7 - 0 win streak. It was disadvantageous, though, because our entire lineup for the duration of August, including Keuchel (who admitted publicly that the whole ball club was disappointed and that disappointment was an understatement), was demoralized.
So the month of August boils down to two things:
Pitchers: Dallas Keuchel, Collin Mchugh, Lance McCullers Jr., and Will Harris
Batters: Carlos Correa, Yuli Gurriel, Brian McCann, Evan Gattis, and even Mike Stadsi was injured. This is all in 1 month (30 day time frame)
>>78101279
All 10 of those players being on the DL at the same time in the same month and not making a trade when Dodgers received Yu Darvish.
>>78100298
Doyers and Ayyyys fanbase under 50 will be non-existent by 2019
The Los Angeles Dodgers are the _____ team in the NL West.
>>78101528
Mexican AIDS dealers
I wish there was a way we could lend Kershaw to whoever is playing the DBacks in the NL Wild Card game
>>78100740
vengeance on bombston for throwing him away after he broke the curse
>>78101633
Do you want the Dbacks to win, because that's how you get the Dbacks to win.
>420
>2
>0
>>78094451
Because the Browns season is starting and they were 4-0 in the preseason. Allow me to break it down.
In the state of Ohio, there are few things more important than football. Parents literally move and take new jobs so their kid can play in a specific school district. Sometimes at the Jr High and middle school level. Always looking for their son to be the next Buckeye and 1st round draft pick. Playing football and being knowledgeable about it puts you in the cool heiarchy. Playing baseball is considered a short break recreation time before football practice begins again, and the quest of 10-0 and a state title begins. Lifting and two-a-days are the prayer service to the religion of football. Football coaches generally hold more sway than baseball coaches (even if they are the AD). Same with college. So most fans played football and only football. Their love for it goes even above family members because its football. The blue collar working man's sport. The sport that teaches life lessons. The sport that makes men. That is how it is viewed. Cleveland loves ther Browns and football in general. Even the local big high school teams draw more attendance than the Indians (St. Edwards, St. Ignatious) because you might see the next great Buckeye or NFL player. That's the mentality of everyone in Ohio pretty much.
>>78101710
And that is why we must relocate the Indians to a REAL baseball city.
Where are all the Diamondbacks bandwagoners? Shouldn't they be here by now?
>>78101727
You can have my team when you pry it from my cold, dead fingers.
>>78101710
What about basketball?
>>78101733
That can be arranged. Coming soon, the Los Angeles Indians. You can have the shitty old Angels.
>>78101729
They're don't exist outside of dodger games
Arizona fans don't exist in general outside of
Laker threads
Seahawk threads
Dodgers threads
The local government in Arizona has to remind people the coyotes exist and tell other people to stop being cowboy fans and support the cardinals
The dodgers were doing us a favor keeping those faggots in the basement for so long now they win some games against them and their hideous fucking disease will spread, in dodger game threads
Don't believe me every time the dodgers play somebody there is a (falseflag or legit dfag) shitter shitposting all day
Replying to yourself over and over doesn't make you right, pissboi. Grow a backbone and learn to relax, lighten up on the autism.
I like you Cleveland fans that have been around over the years. But really more people should come out and see this fantastic baseball team. You gotta enjoy your window while it is open.
What's the area around the park like? decent bars and restaurants for before and after the game?
there are three main reasons the sox attendance is shit is: the team is shit so normies wont watch that, competition in the sports market, but most importantly there is nothing to do before or after the game. If GRate was on Lake Michigan(or just not in the middle of the worst ghetto in north america) and had an awesome complex like STL's Ballpark Village they'd do great attendance wise even if the team sucked.
>>78101738
It's mainly propagated in the large cities. Outside of that no one cares. Just a bunch of awkward and fat white kids who can't dunk. Wrestling is actually more popular. Bunch of lunatics running around in garbage bags and spitting everywhere to cut weight.
>>78101847
Honestly the Sox would do better if they didn't play in Chicongo. Maybe if your city wasn't a war zone I'd feel more inclined to visit it.
>>78101847
Fuck off already
>>78101847
Man I'll always feel for Brooks Boyer
>COME TO OUR PARK NAMED GUARANTEED RATE FIELD TO WATCH OUR DEAD LAST TEAM STRUGGLE TO HIT OR FIELD WHILE PITCHERS THROW BP TO THE OTHER TEAM
I mean I still go and I know groups of diehards who'll still go but like you said all the normies and casuals have instead flocked off to the cubs
Its part of why I hate bandwagoners and fairweathers so much.
>>78101927
Brooks is great, he does as well as he can with the product package he is given to work with. I went to 6 games this year(im definitely not a normie though when it comes to baseball though), I'd go to more if I didn't live 5-6 hours hours away. I pretty only go to games when I'm off work visiting my parents.
>>78101898
filter and move on bro, why do you let just one guy like me trigger you so much? i've toned down my off topic posting significantly. there's no reason i should still be so deep in your salt mine
>>78102195
Everyone hates you. It isn't just one person. You would be better off not tripping at all.
>>78102195
You're fat.
>>78102195
>i've toned down my off topic posting significantly.
Its noticeable. Good keep it that way.
>>78102290
I blame Portillos, Aureilios, and Rosati's. If I wasn't supposed to end up on My 600 Life, they should be making their food so tasy.
>>78102332
shouldn't*
*strikes you out*
>>78102368
*leaves a dildo in the locker room*
>>78102332
its funny been listening to the sox for so long now and hearing like every aurelios pizza spot but still never had it. Beggars too for that matter
>>78102440
Aurelio's is very good, Beggars is crap.
>>78102440
It's pretty decent
Beggars is....edible sometimes
Name two elite years that Matt Harvey has had as a pitcher
>>78102323
Are you the anon that was at the "1917 game"- "the few, the proud, the sox fans that sox tyler clippard" ?
>>78102440
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>>78102512
Beggars is weird for me. I'm either in a mood for thin crust or deep dish, where beggars "we lay it on thick" is just never a style of pizza I'm craving. That and I grew up in an Aurelios family, every friday as long as I can remember was comfy order pizza and watch baseball(or if no baseball an old ww2 movie/western) with mom and dad. Nowadays, I'm only up near chicago a few weeks a years, so I only have so much time to eat at the places I really like.
>John Carlo will win NL MVP despite not being the best or most valuable player in the NL
>>78102547
yes indeed
>>78101800
>doyers start losing
>pissboi in absolute meltdown mode
it's precious really
>>78102611
dude dingers lmao
>>78102658
It's annoying because he does it ALL the time. He needs to seriously take a chill pill and lighten up on the sperging out. Every team loses sometimes.
>>78102673
but doyers are the greatest team of all time who the fuck are you to suggest someone else might be good faggot who's your team????
>>78102685
My team is a 27 time World Series champion. I've seen losing and winning all the time, I learn to take it day by day and not freak out. Celebrate the wins, and feel sad over losses.
>>78102703
man you stankee fans really gotta crank up the arrogance, it's just weird this way
though I suppose we'll all regret it once the yaks start winning 90 games every season again and some foul beast is born out of the bandwagon
>>78102763
I've learned to be grateful that I have them as a team. I understand just how good they are and I never let it get to my head. I want to enjoy every game to the best I can. I believe in being gracious in victory, and proud in defeat. Other Yankees fans are fucking stupid.
>>78102786
>I believe in being gracious in victory, and proud in defeat.
>>78102763
arrogance due to "muh grampappys rangs" is just stupid
>>78102862
I know I'm supposed to shitpost, but I just can't do it. I don't feel right doing it.
>>78102883
doyers haven't won a pennant since 1988 and they're obnoxious at a historic level
what's the point in being the evil empire if you're not going to make yourself hateable? though I guess it's kinda dumb if you haven't been dominant for years
>>78102894
what is this heresy
>>78102944
are they obnoxious though or is it just DG and then a bunch of false daggers and then a legend created? Ive never seen "DG" in gamethreads but I have seen other dodgers fans and they aren't close to bad at all.
>>78103022
That's because other Dodgers fans stay the hell away from the general because of DG's autism.
>>78103022
>they aren't close to bad at all
Now, this is an e̶ spic false flag.
>>78103022
> bu...but they're false flaggers
Mest poster pissed them off and drew them out a few weeks ago. And ALL that angry arrogant shitposts can't be all false flags.
>>78103022
in any case it's insufferable weapons grade autism
>any WWWWWWWWWWWWWWindians fan who posts must be a bandwagoner
>sudden appearance of shitposting all over the Tribe isn't suspect at all
hmmm
Why make an AL team that hasn't won a World Series since Harry S Truman an object of your obsession? Is it because your most hated divisional rival sucks now and you have no one to feel insecure against? Seriously...pick an actual team that matters to sperg out on.
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>>78103691
Fraud. Your team is a pretender.
>>78103691
you damned nats were supposed to give him to us for drob/swarzak/good will for phat albers being phat
>>78103703
It's just baseball, my dude
There is no need to be upset
>>78103721
My team beat yours in the post season. If you get closed out at home against Clayton Kershaw, you don't deserve the right to make the postseason ever again.
>>78103719
I want Matt to fuck my boipuci tbqh
>>78103734
>My
>Your
>>78103735
sucks that he had such a decline with us he basically went full belisario
Albers is indeed phat
>>78103748
Yeah it's my team. I cheer for them they belong to ME.
>>78103756
Incoming reddit content
https://twitter.com/Walter_Thizzney/status/874304534641868801
>>78103803
Daily reminder separated at birth
>tfw have to choose between watching the Royals or Chiefs tonight
>>78103813
undercover assignment
>>78103842
TB12 and BB are going to win or they will let you win to false flag you into a bad game plan for a potential playoff matchup
Cheers bros. WINDIANS
>>78103735
>thicc/sexy
>>78103883
>>78103890
FAT HANDS LOL
The Indians have horrible fans.
Is Matt "You gonna eat that?" Albers the NL Comeback Player of the Year?
>>78103931
If he can help the Natties win a playoff series, then maybe.
>>78103883
I don't expect for >us to win, but it's good to see football on again. Whether I watch football or baseball, either way it'll be pretty comfy.
>polite sage
>>78103903
>2017
>having soft bony hands instead of powerful calloused gripping hands
No thanks.
Cheers lads.
>>78103975
Someone needs to teach you anatomy, but I get what you're implying.
>>78103950
If he does, I'll personally buy him the 20 piece McNuggets and all the sweet and sour sauce he want.
>diet coke
>yer damn right I want fries with that
>>78103890
radio at the beach for the game tonight?
I need to be at my command center, I got 4 games I wana see and only 3 monitors.
>>78103931
is there an anti-comeback player of the year award? Liriano has been nothing but pure dogshit for the asstros, they actually gave us more than half a ham sandwich for him too
>>78103803
>sexy
>>78103813
>not sexy
Search your feelings, Luke, you know it to be true.
>>78104013
sandoval vs fielder.
that's a fucking every vote counts scenario.
SF Giants are now eliminated - who's going for the Dodgers in the playoffs?
NEW, gentlemen.
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>>78103909
>everyone in Ohio is horrible
FTFY
>>78104059
Actually not true, I met some very nice people in Ohio.
>>78104045
2 posts early
>>78106236
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