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TV:
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USA: ESPN
Australia: FOX Sports
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/sp/tennis - Bracket prediction
http://www.tourneytopia.com/RacquetBracketUsOpenATP/bigbenis/default.aspx
Password: drumpf
tfw no spaniard bf
>>78088751
Spain from 19is is cia for you
>>78088757
it's cool i'm nsa
Hey sexy
>>78088722
killed himself tb perfectly honest, was like 40 was a bit insane
such is life in Nordic countries
>>78088717
When will manlets learn?
>>78088777
are the nordic suicides real then
>>78088763
Give job pls
>>78088777
Is it Finland has the highest suicide rates in Europe?
>>78088717
at least add Quarterfinal and names to the thread
>>78088777
Awful, relatives is what stops me from killing myself.
>>78088784
Que es tu trabajo?
>>78088806
Thread autists pls go
>>78088811
Literally me
>>78088828
entrepreneur
best poly and multi filament strings?
go
>>78088844
Wait a sec r u the anon that started in the spanosh cuckold pornos?
Either way dame dinner por favor
>>78088811
>tfw family is full of assholes with cluster B personality disorders
>>78088863
whomst've?
Next game on aa is in 1h 30. fed - del porno is in 3h. Why the fuck are these game hours so late, especially for fed matches, don't they think the europeans would want to watch it early
Digits for Federer winning the US Open
>>78088806
thread autists need to leave
>>78088784
>>78088789
Nordic suicide cliche is real but the further you go to the east the worse it is, I think Belarussia, Baltics, Ukraine and Russia are worse
>>78088837
>>78088811
cheers to that, not nice for the parents, not nice for anyone at all, except the person himself who does it, I was not even very close with this relative but still cried real tears, gets worse the closer you are one has to think
>>78088844
u can tell us that u r a drug dealer its okay
>>78088868
what does that mean?
>>78088887
based nadal
>>78088854
that brand with the X or something
whatever gives me more spin
>>78088887
Delpo confirmed for US open champion.
>>78088889
Yep, selfish as fuck if you think about it.
>>78088870
(Tu)
>>78088929
im not a degenerate, sorry
>>78088889
I remember Now, Its lithuania not binland
>>78088932
Proofs?
Who else /betonnadaltowinb4theUSOpen/ here?
>>78088889
Narcissistic Personality Disorder, Borderline Personality Disorder, etc. People with no empathy, manipulators, petty self-absorbed children in grown up bodies, to put it midly.
if I had to live in Finland or Sweden i'd kill myself too m8s, I've never been in such gray, quiet countries. It's like a deserted wasteland after 6pm even in big cities
>>78089024
somebody please link to the press conference where this happened i wanna see it in video
>>78089027
>calmness subsumes my body and mind
>urge to kill self increases and clarifies
so anyway Michael when have you been to a Nordic country?
>>78089024
source Gabe
>>78089086
Watching SW Rogue One. What the fuck is this shit? It's like Lucas derailed the train and then Disney dropped a hydroge bomb on it.
>>78089124
Hollywood crap is just visual pornography, nothing less.
>>78089086
Understand who Michael is you retard commie
>tfw no job and no motivation to send out CV or interview
>>78089124
>Watching (((Hollywood))) movies
sad!
>>78089150
It's ok. Everyone dies eventually and then the sun explodes. Good nigth 10s.
>>78089164
well i didn't pay for it if that clams you
>>78089150
Having a job is breddy ok. Takes mind off shit
t. shitposting from work rn
>>78089142
this anger is the sort of stuff that makes me want to be alive so I can keep owning Yanks online
>be American
>be poor
>wish to commit suicide
>call suicide line
>"I have so many debts I want to die"
>talk it out for an hour
>feel alright, decide to stay alive
>a week later get a bill
>its a phone bill for thousands of dollars
>you called a for profit suicide hotline accidentally
>kill yourself
a modern day fable, written by yours truly
t. commie Finn
>>78089164
good post, never expected an american to post this
>>78089203
You're becoming as obnoxious as the leafposter. Just shut up already and quit attention whoring
Watch more Hollywood movies.
anyone here bet on matches?
>>78089225
I think it was a decent piece of writing
>>78089249
what's up Dudi
>>78089251
australians and brits
sometimes a german
>>78089251
i made 300€ this slam but i was pretty lucky
>>78089213
¿Ahora puedes darme dinero?
>>78089203
It was German tier humour and it was on /tennis/
>>78089292
what were your bets senpai
i was gonna bet on the AO this year and i would've won
Where do Brazilian boys from /sp/ watch their tennis?
ESPN or SporTV?
>>78089330
ESPN, sometimes they joke more then they talk about tennis though.
>>78089308
Isnet to to not win a set
Myson to not win a set
Goffin to not in a set
There was more but it was more spontaneous
>>78089308
Days illegal reported to fbi sorry kiddo
>>78089203
breddy gud
mario and rabbits is actually a gud game
>>78089347
AfD>
>>78089124
>watching nu-wars
I liked it better when tennis threads were just anons posting about tennis and unrelated topics. Nowadays every poster has a gimmick and it's insantly obvious to tell which comments were made by the same person. I hope these threads will be flooded by casuals during the semifinals so we can drown out those de facto tripfagging gimmick posters.
t. swiss anon with the valuable insight gimmick
>Helsinki region GDP per capita €49,200
>DC (black shithole) GDP per capita €157.671
>USA average household net adjusted disposable income per capita €34.388 annual
>Finnish average household net adjusted disposable income per capita €23.680 annual
>US average household net financial wealth per capita is estimated at €136.941
>OECD Average is €70.907
>Finnish average household net financial wealth per capita is estimated at €20.534
my sides
Well, at least money and wealth isn't happiness, but at least you have things such as nice weather, family values, .... oh wait ahahhaha
sigh.
>>78089468
What I don't get about the american economy is that the numbers look great, but whenever I see young people talk about their financial situation its 'i have to work two jobs to pay my student denbts' 'i studied mechanical engineering but had to take a job in retail' 'i spend all my money on rent, there's no way i could ever save up for a down payment on a house.'
Is the internet just full of poorfags?
>>78089457
Remove flags.
>>78089516
>remove flags
insert penis
>>78089468
>>78089495
nope younger people are generally a bit poorer than baby boomers who have collected fat paychecks in union jobs and then bought houses that have quadrupled in value, the average American is really not that much better off than the average Slovakian
>America 19th
>Finland 10th
>Switzerland 5th
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_inequality-adjusted_HDI
>inb4 something about how blacks is the fault why America sucks
>>78089457
really agree desu, I mean I love myself a good Gabe post but I'd like it to be a bit more subtle
t. owning Americans gimmick Finn
>>78089562
YOU DON'T OWN NOTHING GOYIM
>tfw walkoverer
>tfw no reason to stay up late
>tfw probably can't sleep anyway
Could this uso pen BE any more of a bore?
>>78089572
I hope that Delpo puts a fight before going down, unlike that Russian lanklet.
>>78089495
Everything is more expensive over there and GDP of states is inflated by the amount of multi billionaires in america
>>78089251
I bet on Nadal to win it, ez money. If Roger wins against Delpoo I'll bet on Nadal for that match too.
>>78089675
A fool and his money are easily parted.
>>78089495
Kc tier
but no it's that most pipo that browse 4chan or Reddit are unproductive retards and thus the numbers are skewed you faggot seisscuck left redditor
>>78089330
Espn
>>78089714
What goes around comes around
>>78089817
A picture is worth a thousand words.
Nos dices coming está madrid por favor
drug use
>>78089840
Red sky at night Shepards delight, red sky in the morning..
>>78089880
Don't judge a book by its cover
>>78089866
como*
>>78089898
A barking dog seldom bites
>>78089898
A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush
>>78089906
>>78089906
You can lead a horse to water, but you can’t make him drink it
this estonian is thicc
>>78089913
You knocked out two birds with one stone
>>78089913
He who smelled it, brapped it
>>78089913
Don't judge a book by its cover
>tfw /10is/ is now /platitudes and aphorisms/
>>78089928
Can't stappp the brapppphhhh
If anyone is feeling nostalgic for the early 00s here is the BBC report on September 11th 2001, quite intriguing
>>78089714
A foole & his money,
be soone at debate:
which after with sorow,
repents him to late.
Aim for the stars, and you might make it to the tree line
What is it like to have a loving and supporting SO?
>>78089940
the actual link duuuh
https://archive.org/details/bbc200109111654-1736
Man who walk through Thailand airport turnstyle sideways going to Bankok
>>78089880
shepherd's warning
A young mosquito went out flying for the first time in his life. When it came back the father asked, “How was it out there and how did you feel?
The young mosquito replied, “It was great father, everyone was clapping for me”.
The father replied “No one was clapping hands for you, you idiot, Everyone who clapped for you wanted to kill you. The more they clapped, the more chances you were going to die.”
Lesson:
In life, not all will love you and not all who applaud you do so cause they love you. You must be wise, for in life, not all the people who celebrate you are your well wishers.
Hope /ourguy/ comes back to tennis after saving America
>>78089922
A woman's work is never done
>>78089926
One good turn deserves another
>>78089928
Revenge is a dish best served cold
>>78089993
First one to talk gets to stay on my aircraft
>>78090004
Uhhh you don't get to bring friends
>>78089993
Amen.
>>78089945
I don't know
>>78089998
>>>r/the_donald
>IBM insights on ESPN
Nice. Time for them to try and convince me that a cloud is actually a tomato.
Two Canadians get bored during a long car trip and start playing 20 questions.
The first guy thinks of a moose cock and tells the other to start guessing.
"Is it something you can eat?" his friend asks.
The first guy chuckles and replies, "I guess you could eat it, if you really wanted to."
The friend asks, "Is it a moose cock?"
>Madison Keys
>she isn't made of metal and jagged
>>78090055
didnt get this one tbph
>>78090004
powahhh is a laddah
t. Martin O'Malley
>>78090080
>didnt get this one tbph
"Great minds think alike"
>>78090055
Llegan un hindu, un judio y un americano a un hotel de un pueblito pequeño y piden un cuarto para tres personas.
"Solo me queda un cuarto, que es para dos, pero si no les incomoda, tengo espacio en el establo para que uno se duerma ahi".
Los tres individuos deciden tomar el cuarto y en eso dice el hindu: "Si quieren, yo me voy a dormir al establo y ustedes duermen en el cuarto".
A los cinco minutos tocan a la puerta del cuarto:
>Quien es?"
"Soy el hindu, lo que pasa es que en el establo hay una vaca, y como es un animal sagrado para nosotros, no puedo dormir donde duerme una vaca".
En eso, el judio dice: "No se preocupen, si quieren, yo me duermo en el establo".
A los cinco minutos tocan a la puerta del cuarto: "
>Quien es?"
"Soy el judio, lo que pasa es que en el establo hay un cerdo, y es un animal desagradable para nosotros, no puedo dormir donde duerme un cerdo".
En eso, el americANO dice: "No se preocupen, yo me ire a dormir al establo".
A los cinco minutos tocan a la puerta: "Quien es?"
"Somos la vaca y el cerdo, y hay un americANO en el establo".
>>78090080
the joke is that the leaf had "eating moose cock" as one of the first thoughts in his head. It's a dig at the filthy horde of syrupfuckers known as canadians.
>>78090105
If you have to explain a joke, it's probably to a Finn
>>78090093
muy bien
>>78090105
>>78090091
haha fucking silly Canadians :) in Finland we have reindeer, they taste very good
>>78090115
If you choose to never forget something let it be..uhh if forget the punchline
Do Americans remember this joke?
>>78090093
good one lad
>>78090093
>>78090093
Clásico papu
Please be in straight sets.
>>78089954
>A lot of people are suggesting that it would be possible to go after them (Osama Bin Laden in Afghanistan) with ground troops, do you think that's possible
>John SImpson: I don't think that would be a wise thing to do. After all many other empires have gone into Afghanistan before
lmao literally on 9/11 people were saying that the Afghanistan war was stupid, 17 years later and people still dont get it
#neverforget
>>78090503
>>78089954
tl;dw ??
BASED KEYS
>>78090093
but the american is also a jew. they are called jewmericans for a reason puto pancho de las pelotas
>>78090531
#real nostalgia hours
BBC report on the eve of 9/11. The BBC correspondent in Islamabad thinks it "would be very unwise to send ground troops into Afghanistan"
dunno why I watched it really, I was mad at an American and then I started to google 9/11 stuff to make the Yank angry but then I started watching old 9/11 stuff instead
quite fascinating, bit of a time capsule innit´?
>>78090580
have you seen that fake bbc report on the building blowing up before it actually happened on 9/11
>>78090596
yeah you see I actually dont care about that
>there are people ITT who don't remember 9/11
Just end me
KANEPI
>tfw fender bender
I hate Asian drivers so much
>>78088717
>Official Stream (Requires US ISP or VPN):
>http://www.usopen.org/en_US/interactive/video/live.html
I'm on holiday in the US and I can't access the stream. It wants me to login with broadband provider. For fuck's sake, I flew all this way for nothing?
>>78090670
acestream espn
>>78090670
>getting anything for free in the land of burgers
WEW someone please webm'd that
>>78090699
>botnet stream
I'll risk it for Fedal but not DelPoterer
I can't look at Madison Keys and not see pic related.
>>78090699
>acestream
botnet
>>78090670
literally every hotel has espn
>>78090701
>color
>flavor
>aluminum
Can I have some gibs now?
>>78090769
He's just a poorfag who doesn't want to admit it
Why are Brits and Aussies so degenerate?
>>78090750
At least she have a nice body
>>78090754
>>78090670
use batmanstream . com
I'm in Honduras and it works for me
>>78090749
>>78090754
explain this botnet meme?
>>78090769
tfw fucking verizon in my area jewed us over to some other shit called frontier
>espn isn't part of my basic cable anymore
fuck my life
>>78090783
It's George you retard
*starts cooking at 2:20am*
haHAA time for the goat
>>78090093
Denunciado lince de las tinieblas, despedite de la cuenta.
heh, waiting for keys and kanepi to finish their match is like waiting for your girlfriend to finish getting dressed before going out on a date, am I right guys? You know what I'm talking about ;)
This drunk is walking down the street and he walks up to a cop and says "Man,somebody stole my car!"
"Well where was it?" asks the cop
"It was right here on the end of this key", says the drunk.
"Well, go ahead on downtown to the precinct and report it, they'll fill out all the paperwork and stuff", says the cop.
"OK", says the drunk and starts to walk away.
"Before you head downtown, you better zip up you fly", says the cop.
The drunk looks down, says "Ahh, man, they got my girl, too".
>4 american in the semi final
>3 are not white
>>78090834
what is keys?
>>78090829
nothing funny about this
IM IN LOVE WITH THE COCO
>>78090840
an horse
>>78090840
she is half black and half white
So she's just mixed race
>>78090824
>ohmygod anon we're gonna be late
>tfw you get dressed and ready in 10 minutes
>tfw she takes 45 minutes for her hair and whatever the fuck else
women not even once
>>78090856
how did I not know this?
>>78090834
>this flag
You're in no position to talk, France.
>>78090834
And all of them are uglier than my chinless retarded cousin.
USAwinslol
>>78090861
you can see by her soft features that she's not pure black
>>78090882
Come on... Madison Keys is good looking
Check her instagram
>>78090860
>>78090824
yeah I have also had a girlfriend haha boys :)
>>78090882
Kanepi is the ugliest woman I've ever seen on television
>muh yuropeein master race
post nyc kino https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TgL_5QcZCMo
>>78090863
you know what...I somehow saw this coming
>>78090824
haha lol yeah man
>>78090901
Jesus Christ, she's the ugliest of them all.
I'm pretty happy for keys desu
>that victory scream she did
good lord my heart
>>78090861
because you don't watch wta
*NEIGHS EXTERNALLY*
Keys louise
USA USA USA
worst US Open in living memory.
keys is kinda cute
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
USA WE . IN THIS BITCH
>>78090983
Go away butthurt nigger
>>78090944
>not even the Portuguese glazer can get it up for Keys
Madison would be very hot if she wasn't so thick
>SINCE 1981
>4 SEMIFINALISTS
>ALL AMERICAN WOMEN
Wp Keys, cute scream in the end.
>chant USA.
>3 out of 4 players are black or half black.
You can't chant USA for that.
>>78091021
NEIGH
Venus Williams looks older than my grandma
>>78090699
post the url pls
>>78091021
JEW-S-A would be more appropriate.
USAfags be like
> WTA is for pussies
suddenly all 4 semi-finalists come from burgerland
> omg i love WTA now
3 of 4 are African American queens. Yasss queens
>the state of Western European female tennis
>>78091072
truly, michael was based all along
based michael
If CoCo wins this (very unlikely) get ready for a race war.
>>78091074
They are slaying
>>78091072
tenniscasuals desu
>>78090699
>>78091067
Seconding this
>theres a ceramony going on right now at the stadium
>show us some shitty humor #twitter humor instead
fuck eurosport man I'm so frustrated with their coverage this US open.
>mfw Potro wins somehow
>>78091130
Definitely. So tired of their silly shenanigans.
And Game, Schett and Mats is basically two idiots saying obvious things we already know.
>>78091130
thats basically all of european media these days
tried reading german news and was basically buzzfeed pretending theyre AP/Reuters
>Being so racist you can't appreciate this fine bitch
She's getting THICC SOCK'd on the regular, so she's sure to be elite soon
>>78091191
she dumped sock buddy
>>78091130
I'm really puzzled about the Eurosport commercials where the have emojis and tweet stories
like wtf are they thinking here?
>tfw found a polish stream on batman
>tfw imagine PCAK is sitting next to me translating the adverts
: - )
Federer is betterer haha
>>78091212
use this instead
http://hdtennis.ru/glavnaya-stranica/centralnyj-kort-atp/
>>78091189
>Update
German news is arguably the worst in europe. Its exactly as you described. Huffingtonpost/buzzfeed/kotaku; german edition
>>78091209
The europeans fucking love emoji/social media humor
>>78091163
federer got this la'
>del po already giving up
>>78091209
Still better than that fucking UEFA "Respect" video (I swear they've been playing that for 5 years now) and the one with Morgan Freeman.
>they're trying to fuck with our heads.
>>78090983
yes
WHERES THE ARG BOYS TO BOO FEDEREE
Delpo: r*ddit
Roger:4 chan
>tfw big rog is not u're dad
>>78091251
>Still better than that fucking UEFA "Respect" video
Such things made me more right-wing. Literally big nazi heads intimidating us to have the "correct opinion". I must have seen this ad about 10.000 times.
R O G E L I O
when the F*CK is the match starting???
>>78091270
reddit: faggots
people who think their favourite athletes align with their favourite shitposting site: faggots
>>78091251
>>78091282
those are better than the
teach a african girl ads i keep seeing
>>78091270
>Federer
>not the definition of reddit
>>78091251
There are maybe 3 or 4 commercials playing here in the netherlands everytime theres a break
1)Turkish Airlines feauturing Freeman
2) UEFA Respect Commercial
3)'We're going straight to the top' - UNICEF commercial about african kids getting educations
4)Some FIFA commercial talking about football for the world
Anything else simply does not exist or doesn't happen during this time frame. It drives me fucking insane.
BJK film
Who is the "Lorde" of tennis?
>>78091289
You:faggot
Darth Federer?
if Nadal wins this tournament I'm literally gonna scream and punch another hole in the wall it would be so fucking unfair he played zero top 50 opponents to get to the semis
>>78091251
>>they're trying to fuck with our heads.
with the most transparent anti racism campaign possible lmao
no but the "Respect" one iws fun in that you learn "say no to racism" in different languages
I remember as young kiddo listening to MTV that there would on occassion be the same ad playing twice in a row, that was pretty impressive
>>78091313
Who is the Steve Rambo of tennis?
>>78091270
>>78091302
>>78091313
Who is the Ted Kaczynski of tennis?
reminder if del potro wins. i'll record myself sucking dick for the first time
>>78091282
But if they're trying to indoctrinate people, they're doing it all wrong. It's not by using the most irksome songs in the universe that they're going to convince people, quite the contrary.
I just remembered another video they had with football fans from different countries celebrating goals, and the whole ad is still in my head to this day. I can still hear that voice in Dutch going "pas op, pas op, pas op" and feel like murdering someone.
>Reddit: 4chan
>4chan: Reddit
>>78091351
you're just obsessed with sucking dick, just go ahead and do it if you want a cock so badly
>>78091351
you already did that, remember?
>>78091358
it needs to be earned daddy
>>78091306
>4)Some FIFA commercial talking about football for the world
Anything else simply does not exist or doesn't happen during this time frame. It drives me fucking insane.
Is that the one with the "pas op, pas op, pas op"?
Here we go
>>78091354
You:kc tier
JUAN?
Why are Fedfans so cringeworthy?
>>78091390
Sorry, I quoted this all wrong.
>>78091354
You: waifu swapper
>>78091411
dude federeddit lmao
>>78091411
le classy man
>>78091354
tihs post: 10/10 postmodern masterpiece
>le sneaky drop shot man
Here's another cancerous one:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8BxIeDoVx5U
>>78091436
I lost count of how often I've seen this one too
So mad
Honestly don't know who to root for senpai. I want delpo to win the whole thing but I also want the meme fedal match
>>78091427
>>78091454
Well if Delpo somehow wins this I don't think he could beat Nasal unless he plays at 100%
>>78091454
I'm rooting for Del Potro just because I feel as if this is his year.
Yfw Kevin Anderson wins
>>78091454
just sit back, relax, maybe have a beer, just enjoy the beautiful tennis
>>78091468
good post!!
>>78091492
Kevin Anderson would unironically be the favourite against Nadal
>>78091503
is this...is this, sincerity?
>>78091514
t. don'tknower
>>78091540
some may even call it a new sincerity
holy shit is that a SABR reference?
>correct Fedora challenge
wew
Someone send me an email with the winner and result later
>>78091567
nice
>>78088717
rochas are with delpo!
hello everybody, i worked really hard to complete this meme, if I can get your comments of it I would appreciate it, also you can hit that like button and subscribe for similar memes
>>78091612
lmk me (U) u rn senpai...
u will always be a loser lol
Why do I get so tense watching tennis? Matches feel like 2 hour long penalty shootouts
>>78091626
Fuckin saved
Just post it next time without saying anything, though, faggot
>>78091636
Very rude.
>>78091621
who are the chetas with
>>78091626
Is this implying baldal is roiding federeddit?
>>78091626
it made me Xd
>>78091640
Because every point could be the momentum change that turns the whole match around.
>nigger with a white woman
Fucking gross
goaterer wins
fuck del orto.
>>78090093
nice one
Fed will cuck Roidal again
>>78091621
Would Rochas like a swiss man?
>>78091650
also delpo.....have sum cheta
>>78091664
Poor little whiteboi haha
>>78091640
They should call it Tensis lmao
Can Delpo defeat Nadal in the semis?
USO pen is truly the superior slam i see it now lads i see the lighjt
>>78091677
do you have an above ground pool?
>>78091705
Can't beat the glitz and glamour of big night matches
>>78091711
left one a cute, CUTE!
>Del Poop
>Cilic
>Possibly Anderson
Why is the USO such a meme slam?
>I rate Del Potro
Anyone else watching good ol batmanstream?
In the commercials its evident that its Polish Eurosport. I keep seeing these commercials that look like its for a Polish version of Top Gear that takes place entirely in a junkyard, its good shit I think
>>78091626
this belongs in a museum!
>>78091711
I want to get ROCH'D
>>78091621
Hola Donde está las cheta? :DDDDDD
>>78091353
I'm pretty sure this propaganda works on kids. Just like Trump or Clinton ads. And the people who like the ideology feel good about it, and the rest resents the message and the source even more, which leads to more polarization. I mean there are people who actually believe free newspapers are there to inform or help them. We're again at a point where certain ideas are labelled "hate speech" which is the hallmark of tyranny. And it's Germany at the forefront of such totalitarianism yet again.
>>78091711
>>78091681
son you must choose will you fuck the succulent, clean chetas
or the soggy STD Russian roulette that is a Rochá?
>>78091711
No, but I drive a Audi s6 2016.
Does that count for anything?
>>78091751
lost my cheta folder, only rocha for now
>>78091780
Pics with zeitstamppe
this match is shit. Fed is only using his 70%
>>78091681
Why are these cheta? Looks the same like the rocha pics to me
>>78091788
filthy rocha, someone has to discipline these filthy hoowhores
>>78091788
>>78091711
Tell me about the pool. If I remove it, will they die?
>>78091804
He's saving energy for Roidal
I want to hug Del Potro
that net attack by the goat
>>78091806
t estupido swissANO
le shank it into the stands man
can rog win this set soon pls i wnt to go fap haha
someone post the pic of the federers
>that shank
lel
>>78091825
Hey mate do you know where that Aussie can score some come?
>>78091811
Yes
le trade survs fais xD
Lads, what should I do in my last 24 hours on earth?
>>78091835
>not fapping and watching the match like a pro
>>78091814
>fed needing anything above 80% against the current dull
>>78091836
>>78091830
le drop shot into the net man
>>78091780
no above ground pool, no rocha
>>78091858
Rare
Give me money pls
t. jt
>>78091825
actually shooting an AK with one hand would be quite unwise
t. knower
>>78091858
fap
>>78091853
Disgusting. Wouldnotbang/10
>>78091881
too nervous, not even joking
>>78091780
My dad got an a7 last year
>all those bottles of semen by federer
>>78091858
Pls b safe
>>78091879
im sure he has some skill, look at his suit c'mon
Can't tell if Shania Twain has aged well or not
No thiem no watch
>>78091806
yeah perhaps those are not technically chetas...these ones are
see federers water bottles? looked an awful like he was drinking a ton of jizz... hmmm.
>>78091894
tell me more about ur fathers accomplishments haha
list of youre father's failures: You
>>78091906
>Fake chichis
>>78091858
Hookers and cocaine
>>78091902
Protip: she hasn't
>>78091906
what is the "above ground pool" for chetas? boats?
>The Australian Open was held on grass until 1987
Did you know that?
>>78091906
I would cheta on my girlfriend with one of those
if you know what I mean
but maybe rochas are better?
Fed moving well
>Dat fh winner
Hnnnnnng
>>78091941
Yes
t. Not a retard faggot 17 yo
was sick play tbhesu
>>78091941
mountain jew
>>78091851
>do you know where that Aussie can score some come
>>78091896
>>78091907
>Amerisemens
Can any of these two realistically lose to Roidal? Don't care about who wins as long as he doesn't win it all.
>these spics in the stadium not shutting up
>these spics applauding a double fault
>>78091941
no, I did not know that.
Fed SHOOK
>>78091947
Those all look like unfaithful sluts, why would you want them
>tfw 50% on fapping
>50% energy on watching tennis and posting
>Delpo hits huge forehand
>get harder
what did I mean by this?
fair play by federer to double fault on purpose after troll net
>Frauderror
>le run to the net man
What a dumb play.
Don't let me fucking down right now Federer
>Fedora
It's over.
>>78091970
Rafa is literally winning it all
is this the most based match?
rich fags vs poor third world spics?
>>78091947
>but maybe rochas are better?
No, they are pretty disgusting.
>>78091933
Holidays in Playa del Carmen.
>>78091970
fed will beat nadal
del potro would lose
>>78091989
You've become a patrician, son
what the fuck is a cheta/rocha/ect
>the Fedal US open match dream is officially dead
HAHAHAH TENNIS CASUALS BTFO
Why couldn't Thiem just win ffs
>>78092032
Argie slags
>>78092032
cheta is a rich slut, rocha is a ghetto slut
>>78092032
urbandictionary has the answers
but they're both sluts.
Federedditors on sue side watch
>>78092062
hes back is hurting dude calm down
nice goat you have there
>>78092043
Soy rocha
BIG COCK
can based delpo beat nadull?
Delpo serves down the line literally every time on deuce side and Federer still can't return shit
"MTO" when?
>>78092079
Thanks. You can watch him again in a few days, too.
>TEL AVIV
>JERUSALEM
>TEL AVIV JERUSALEM
well atleast they have some commercial variance this time.
gib 'roachas' por favor
>>78092085
50/50.
>>78092076
lmao @ these excuses
delpo = goat
It's all over
>>78092043
Why are south americans so loose in the vaginal region?
its gonna be a long night
>Federror
how good is Nadal on hard courts compared to Federer and Delpo?
>Argentinians post rochas and chetas
>Commercial for Argentina comes on Polish EUrosport stream
its all part of their media strategy isn't it?¨
Delpo won't have 80% first serves in all match, r-right?
Fedelel is finished
>>78092134
hard courts shit
blue clay thats at the open pretty good
nadull wouldnt do shit at the real slam like cincinatti
I hope Federer retires after this
>>78092158
del potro will retire before federer
its so satisfying listening to john mcenroe slowly backpedal all of the shit hes been spewing since the match started
Revenge for World Cup 2014 loading
>>78092124
because argentinian men are irresistible
>>78092158
Why would he retire if he can win 2 more Wimbledons with roids?
>>78092169
>tfw found a stream that's just the match
I'm almost thankful that ESPN's stream shit the bed
>>78092172
Kc nationstate
Delpo servebotting his way to the final lads.
yummy, yummy. love to drink my cummies
>>78092109
have a Rocha
>>78092172
but we are winning both
>>78092203
wtf her house
>>78092173
How many rochas have you banged?
>>78092203
i bet her brother shaves her back and then takes rochapics for monies
>>78092196
You've been calling several different Swiss people KC just so you know
>>78092201
/BIG SERVIN BIG JUAN/
>>78092203
>ywn fly in and take a rocha to america just for her to cheat on you
is this a patrician feel?
>>78092216
That's luxury housing in Argentina. Don't be so critical.
>>78092234
>americucks
>>78092124
>>78092228
kc community organiser
>its a Federer throws away a set/match by serve and volleying on breakpoint episode
>>78092231
>Delpo - Kev final
Is bench 'n press the greatest routine on earth?
>>78092222
Only one, turned down a few
>le miss passing shots man
>>78092261
>serve and volleying on break point
what the fuck am I reading
w2s delpos short tbdesu
want a sic tennishirt in case some1 calls me 2 play tennis (nobody ever will tho lbr)
imagine how big of a virgin you have to be to a tennis umpire
>le can't convert breakpoints man
>>78092228
Kc geheimrat
>le can't return man
>>78092266
I hope you wrapped up
FUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
>>78092261
>>78092281
>it's a casuals show up to watch Fed play episode
>>78088717
Need DelPo to win... Federer is in Rafa's head... don't think he'll be able to defeat him... especially with the quality of opponents he has faced till now.
>>78092216
they are poor as fuck, thats what makes them so hot....
>>78092307
t. dontknower
>>78092282
Mohammed leyani (swedish)
>>78092299
Of course, but she was 16 anyway. I only fucked her because she was young enough that it wasn't a russian roulette
the swiss are even more autistic and robotic than germans
>>78092276
its almost as if fed served and volleyed on a break point against him
>>78092281
http://www.tennis-warehouse.com/Nike_Mens_Fall_Breathe_Prism_9_Short/descpageMANIKE-NMFBP9S.html
have fun paying $60
>>78092319
good post
A month me gusta
>le serve and volley man
>it's a Federer manages 99% of volleys episode
>>78092216
literally started laughing at this comment
she has that seductive looks, and then it looks like the photo is taken in a crack house
Federer is falling apart, he's resorting to SABR now.
[fuming boris becker in the distance]
>>78092320
Damn, they start early.
>>78092314
sometimes when you dont see a gril you forget how hot they are
then you look at them
and remember
>>78092323
Yeah I realized what he meant now. I thought he was talking about the break point during Delpo's service game just 1 minute before his post, makes more sense to call it 'an episode' because Fed loves to waste break points. The break where Fed serve and volleyed was already 15 minutes ago. Give me a break.
where will delpo rank if he wins the us open?
>>78092352
Yes, they are also nasty af
>>78092352
isnt 16 past the sexual prime of most south american women?
>>78092352
I grew up in a poor hood and fucked 3 girls of my age before turning 15
god bless rochas
>>78092319
https://soundcloud.com/warcrier/lahy-it-down-2
>>78092314
do they freak out if you give them money? it must be really cheap to have a favela tier gf.
>buy her a sandwich
>she sucks your dick like the sun wont rise tomorrow
>>78092307
Wtf are u talking about?
>Delpo first serve percentage at 70%
>>78092378
I wouldn't know
>tfw trying out for the club tennis team tomorrow in order to make friends (and friends who play tennis)
>tfw haven't hit a ball in a month
>tfw didn't hit a ball for two years before july so rusty anyway
Guys what the FUCK do I do?
If nadal wins this tournament, he is definitely catching Fed in total slams.
DELPO BTFO INCOMING
>>78092378
No, only rochas because they don't take care of themselves and natural beauty only lasts so long. Chetas are great in their 20s and make hot MILFs too. I really want to fuck a MILF cheta.
OGRE
G
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>>78092379
I could've fucked the 15 year old swiss equivalent of a rocha in my teenage years, if only my great-grandparents didn't develop Switzerland into a first world country. Social security was a mistake.
Potro is chocking
>>78092422
hit the ball
>>78092424
Um no
>le suicidal net rush to get broken men
>entire week college break
>literally baking and eating a cake everyday
>watching the games
My life is already maxed out. No need for anything else.
>>78092422
just do your best and have fun :)
>>78092388
What is zis?
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>78092441
>swiss equivalent of a rocha
an albanian immigrant?
>it's a federer loses 3 breakpoints episode
>>78092312
DelPo is looking like McGregor... totally out of breath in 2nd round...
>>78092430
what is the ethymology behind why Argentina has a vocabulary for different sorts of sluts?
>>78092422
watch Del Potro and try to play exactly like him
fucking nigger
COMEBACK
Fed's hittin it fast
>>78092466
kek it's funny cause it's true
>the upper deck got silent
Haha poor argie niggers btfo
>>78092422
just have a good attitude about it when you suck, laugh any mistakes off and realize that its just part of playing a sport, and get better as you get your reps in. be equal parts fun and competitive to play against. thats all you can do lad, just live your life.
Nadal is going to molest this old man next round
lmao delpoopoo with the kindergarten return
>>78092492
>>78092466
If Switzerland was a poorer country I reckon we'd have our own rochas from swiss families.
Nobody wants to fuck an Albanian immigrant because her brothers and cousins will hunt you down for bringing dishonour to their family.
>>78092462
A song about Sweden's braved Mohammed Lahy-ani
>>78092422
$30 coach here
hit to their backhands :)
>>78092422
Be yourself
What's the longest period you've been without internet in the last 10 years?
>>78092521
15 milliseconds
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1V6R3xxI9w
I PUSH MY FINGERS
le "i want to fucking kill myself right now" face
Why are Nadal and fed on the same side of the draw? The semi final is going to end up being the real final.
delpotro is still 1-0
>>78092507
Sorry is the next round going to be on clay?
>>78092521
6 months
NO TO RACISM GUYS
WTF IM NOT RACIST ANYMORE NOW :^)
>>78092521
3 days
>>78092422
be a chad
>>78092521
7 or so days in the mental institution
>>78092539
blue clay yes
>>78092536
because of Scotland's cowardly andi murri
>>78092539
This slow ass high bouncing court is basically clay
old man got no chance
Announcers talking about power level
>>78092521
4 days when I brought an old Nokia phone to a music festival because I was afraid I'd lose my new smartphone.
What's with those ads on Eurosport that keeps pushing that blacks and women are equal?
>>78092521
1 month
>>78092552
What was it like in there? Did you try to off yourself?
>>78092379
>I grew up in a poor hood and fucked 3 girls of my age before turning 15
i grew up below average but above the poverty line and had 0 girls between the ages of 0 and 24. wish i were some street rat in argentina who didn't have electricity and pop tarts growing up.
>>78092422
Just tell them you haven't played in a long time. Focus only on your swings until you Start feeling safer, then start to slowly add pace
Good night lads.
>>78092521
About a week several times
>>78092535
>IN THE EEEEEEEEENND ID DOESNT EVEN MATTER
>>78092543
SWIPE IT OFF TAKE A SWIPE AT IT
WTF I RESPECT WOMENS FOOTBALL NOW :)
>>78092560
>they resurfaced it 3 days before tournament started
Funny how they did this right after Murray was the last top player to drop out.
>>78092537
Yes, but he's also 5-16 against Federer :^)
>>78092521
2 weeks, around 10 years ago when didn't have my cellphone with internet access
>>78092560
well tbf if court hadn't been slow federer would have been btfo'd by tiafoe.
>>78092422
Moan when you are losing
Everytime you win a point don't forget to loudly yell COME ON while making eye contact with your opponent
>>78092535
Is Del Pootro white or is he Del Negro?
>>78092639
You surely mean VAMOS
>>78092650
Del Pony
>>78092639
>Moan when you are losing
I know that the French have fetishized losing but we haven't quite gotten there in the states
>>78092536
wow what a hot take
>>78091858
Acknowledge the fact that you're going to be unicorn rare soon.
>>78089330
ESPN for Grand Slams, but only SporTV transmits the ATP 1000s.
>>78092536
Originally Nadal and Federer were on opposite sides, but then Murray dropped out, which caused the draw to shift. No one's particularly happy about it (except Anderson or Busta, I guess), just how it worked out.
>>78092261
:^)