/nfl/ general - EVOLUTION edition

There's already two threads, why make a third?

>>78087558
because old gay shat up the last one

reported thread

>>78087558
why make a second, faggot

For me, it's Drew Brees.

>>78087558
Because this board is fucked m8, also sports are fun janny don't ban

Last digit is how many TD's Brady has and second to last is how many picks

>>78089500
whoa

>>78089500
BRADY CONFIRMED FOR SEASON-ENDING INJURY
LET'S ALL LAUGH AT BRADY

captcha: cameras south

>>78087526
Evolutionist need to fuck off

>>78089518
>t. retard

>>78089521
Hey tripfag, I think the name in your name field will have something to do with this.

>>78089542
If only that were true. But instead I'm actually a random anon who likes to shitpost at tripfags.

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>>78089500
[concern]

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>>78089599
Truly, it was a Gronking to Remember

>>78089619
Hee hee, "No."

>>78089599
>>78089622
Watch as Cheatriots fans reminisce on cons they've made in the past, since they know the future is dark and full of terror.

Bennett is full of shit. Vegas Police say he refused to stop and then ran from the cops. That's why he was detained. They say there's tons of videos of it.

>>78089635
>meanwhile in today's news
https://www.bloomberg.com/view/articles/2017-09-06/ezekiel-elliott-s-case-shows-deflategate-s-true-lesson

>>78089635
>>78089657
Also
https://www.nytimes.com/2016/01/23/sports/football/nfl-ignores-ball-deflation-science-at-new-england-patriots-expense.html?_r=0

>>78089657
>>78089670
D A M A G E

C
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Please recycle
https://boards.4chan.org/sp/thread/78077838#top

>>78089682
Phoneposting, using memes wrong, this whole post is just a mess

The Patriots literally did nothing wrong. Have you ever checked your tires when it was cold outside? The pressure goes down. It's science ffs.

>>78089712
>phoneposting
Blatantly wrong, I'm on a PC.
>using memes wrong
I AM ALTERING THE MEME; *PRAY* I DON'T ALTER IT FURTHER!

>>78089723
>The Patriots literally did nothing wrong.
Cheatriots confirmed for using the lame-ass dindu-nuffin defense.

>>78089739

Everyone im the NFL prefers their balls in a particular way. The patriots are no different from any other club other than winning percentage.

>>78089761
>Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain! Nobody here but us chickens!

>>78089648
he literally said he dindu nothin

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14 man, Standard league, espn snake draft.

Draft is TONIGHT, in a few hours, send an email to [email protected] or reply to post with email for an invite!

Anyone watching Pregame Prognostifications?

>We'll be back after this

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http://m.packers.com/news/article/packers-open-against-the-seahawks-a9691eef-00e9-4ab7-a079-d02ea38e3cc7
>Including the postseason, the Packers have won three of the last four home games against Seattle by 20-plus points (22, 38, 28).
>Green Bay is 10-3 against the Seahawks at home during the regular and postseason, including seven straight wins.
>Green Bay is 3-0 at home against Seattle with Aaron Rodgers as the starting quarterback. Rodgers has recorded a 100-plus passer rating in all three games (103.0, 116.9, 150.8), while totaling six passing touchdowns and zero interceptions.
>Under McCarthy, the Packers are 7-4 in regular-season openers, including a 4-2 mark at home.
how badly is seattle going to lose on sunday? 41-9? 38-6? 51-14?
reposting because there is 3 generals

Any news on Carl's picks?

1000 Janitors vs 1 Tom Brady

Discuss.

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reminder that chiefs primetime games in regular season are usually bretty gud

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Reminder: This smug son of a bitch is winning the AFCW and there is NOTHING the Raiderspics, Queefs, or >Chorgers can do about it.

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>>78091757
>buncos

>>78091742
>You now remember "at least he held onto his helmet."

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>>78087526
>HOU:Texans LT Brown not expected back for Week 1
YOU FUCKING AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH GET BACK TO PRACTICE YOU FUUUUCK. YOU WON'T GET MORE GUARANTEED MONEY.

>>78089512
Did KC lowkey sign Bernard Pollard?

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>>78091762

>>78091762
Just what IS the origin of the "buncos" meme?

>>78091776

niggers gonna nig

>mfw the unlikely event of chiefs winning will unleash chiefsposting for months to come

dont know if i can handle that desu

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>>78091831
you better get ready nigga

>>78091831
would be worth it imo

>>78091831
That happens when the Chiefs literally do anything.

Well, except when they go one and done as usual.

>Bears to use WR committee without Meredith

uh

don't we just call this a receiving corps

>bellcow receiver

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>>78091831

>Cowboys fans claim that the Giants control the NFL and Elliott's suspension is a massive conspiracy by the Mara family to stop the Cowboys

>Cowboys poached Tom Landry from the Giants
>Cowboys routinely made the Giants their bitch in the 60s and 70s
>They lead the all-time series by 20 or so games
>If there's a tossup call in a Cowboys-Giants game, it's almost always going to go the Cowboys' way
>Cowboys make the most money for the NFL and always get favorable/biased officiating to go their way when facing smaller-market teams

Remind me again who's David and who's Goliath in this situation?

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LESS THAN 24 HOURS!

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Go Cowboys!

>>78091831
just wait until the patrick "brett favre" mahomes dynasty begins

>>78089500
Justin Houston confirms tears bradys acl

So after this lelphins and bucs debacle I take it the NFL has forgotten about the player safety meme because all the players punching women in their free time is taking all the attention?

>>78091891
David = the loyal, hard working small market team of good, honest men (Dallas Cowboys)

Goliath = the sleazy, disgusting big market cheater team of thugs and scoundrels (New York Giants)

>>78091929
name 3 times the Giants cheated

>>78091767
>You now remember said helmet has a broncos logo on it now

>>78091929

>Dallas
>Small market

I know you're a troll but come on

>>78091891
It's also Saints and Patriots fans and you're ignoring a shit ton of evidence to make a strawman shitpost but what ever.

@78091929
Literally the opposite of true. No (You)'s for the Cowgoy bait

>>78091969
Compared to New York fucking City it sure is.

>>78091973
Post of that evidence then.

Hard mode: No clickbait and no rumors.

>>78091954
1. the absurb amount of stickum on objs gloves
2. team paying favre 5 mil to fall down
3. that time they changed their playbook after learning the undefeated cheats had a copy, instead of just yoloing like everyone else did that year

>>78091969
Started off a small market. Had to work its way up. Giants didn't work for shit. Dallas is by all means a smaller market than New York but it's the popularity of the Cowboys nationally that make it big.

>>78091960
Wait a fucking second, you mean to tell me Jamaal Charles is now a Bronco? Wow.

>>78091996
Dallas' bandwagon makes it larger than nyc which is split in twaine

>>78092029
True, but there is a difference between markets and fan bases. Technically they're a small market team with a big fanbase, where the Giants are a big market team with a big fanbase.

>>78092007
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/early-lead/wp/2016/10/23/the-nfls-problem-with-women-persists-thanks-to-john-mara-and-roger-goodell/

>>78092016
>all gloves are sticky as shit
>rumor
>not cheating
m8

@78092016
>modifying your playbook is cheating
Typical sub-80 IQ Cowspic

@78092024
>w-we were small market in the 50's!
lel, now tell me about your Lombardis from 20 years ago

@78092052
>WaPo article by some dried up cunt about the NFL hating women
Clickbait. Try again, Cowgoy

>>78092118
>@s
do you know how 4chan works m8?

>>78092118
You are a bad troll

What are your predictions for:

Chefs/Pats

Xehawks/Puckers

>>78092142
@s are used to not give (you)s

>>78092142
Not giving Cowgoys the (You)s. It's like their lifeblood.

@78092148
Bootyblasted Cowgoy detected.

>>78092152
Chiefs/Pats
>Pats
Seachickens/Puckers
>Puckers

>>78092152
Chiefs pull off the upset
who the fuck cares, I wanna see the Panther game but NO I have to watch the god damn sehawks and packers AGAIN

>>78092152
>Chefs/Pats
Pats BTFO the Chefs
Xehawks/Puckers
Puckers choke

>>78092016

IIRC Favre fell into that sack because he and Strahan were personal friends

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This is now an Americas Game thread on NFL Network. Discuss.

>>78092152

>Chefs/Pats

Pats 34-26

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>>78092174

I'm from NC and live in Nashville and I feel your pain

Thank the good Lord for RedZone

>>78092192
>the Falcucks LITERALLY blew a 25 point lead

>>78089500
Well, Chiefs were the team that ended Brady's season in 2008 in the first game...

>>78092152

Here are my predictions for EVERY game.

>Patriots/Chiefs

Predictable. Patriots win by at least two touchdowns because they're at home.

>Steelers/Browns

Browns don't have much of a chance with Garrett out but Kizer at least stretches the field - Though he's bound to turn the ball over. Smug Stillers fans continue to be smug.

>Falcons/Bears

Bears don't have enough talent to stand up to the Falcons but the Falcons won't look particularly good. They'll look like a team that lost a Super Bowl and only win by 10 or so.

>Eagles/Redskins

Divisional game, two teams will punch each other in the mouth. I say the Eagles win because they've got Lane Johnson roided up on the right side

>Jets/Bills

Jets defense gets worn out because they're always on the field and the Bills mow them down, thus beginning the Razorcake sequence.

>Jaguars/Texans

Bortles looks completely lost and the Texans' offense should at least be competent with Savage. If this game is close, the NFL will gift the Texans the win through penalties because "muh Harvey"

>Cardinals/Lions

This all depends on how the Cardinals defense looks with Nkemdiche instead of Campbell. This'll be a close one - I'll take the Cardinals since the Lions never seem to be able to back up winning seasons

>Raiders/Titans

Raiders defense doesn't look good, but the Titans' isn't much to write home about either. Expect a shootout, I'm taking the Raiders because of Carr.

>Ravens/Bengals

Bengals take advantage of a hobbling Ravens team. Ravens will probably have someone get hurt.

>Colts/Rams

It's a Wade Phillips defense against Scott Tolzien. Low-scoring game with the Rams winning and fooling everyone into thinking they'll be good.

>Seahawks/Packers

Seahawks defense will be back to itself with Earl Thomas back. Packers defense sucks and I expect the officials will favor the Hawks because "muh police brutality"

>>78092602

>Panthers/49ers

Carolina's defense takes a giant shit on the Niners offense. Cam Newton and Luke Kuechly serve notice that they're back in form. Jonathan Stewart steals a man's soul with a stiff arm.

>Giants/Cowboys

Cowboys' defense is laughably bad. Giants hang 40 as long as Brett Jones executes John Jerry on the field and takes his spot at RG.

>Vikings/Saints

Vikings defense looks like it does the first half of last season. AP gets shut down early and Drew Brees' arm finally falls off.

>Chargers/Broncos

Home field comes through for Denver. Rivers forced to carry Chargers on his back when whole team inevitably dies again. Once he and Gates retire there will be nothing on this team worth rooting for.

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>>78091831
I'm ready.

>>78092738
Holy shit Drew Brees has put up Madden numbers in the last 27 games.

>>78092738
>Flacco

>>78092922
How does Ryan have a higher rating when he has only 3 more TDs, less yards and 11 more INTs? That much weight is put into percentage?

>>78089670
>Using 'science' to prove the Patriots didn't cheat again
Thee are the same faggots that use 'science' to say that Global warming isn't man made or smoking doesn't cause cancer.

Lmao when your wife says fake news but you can't call her retarded in public

http://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/20604359/probe-nfl-nflpa-finds-no-evidence-new-england-patriots-qb-tom-brady-had-concussion-last-season

This is my first time going on /sp/ since 2011

What the fuck happened? Why is every thread a general now?

>>78092964
Passer rating is a stupid stat to me. What they calculate in it is just not quantifiable enough to be a great measurement. Just give me the raw data and I can interpret it how I see fit.

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>>78092602
>Raiders defense doesn't look good.
And it won't look good until the Defensive Coordinator is fired.

>>78091742
>the broncos mascot falling down when the refs say it's good
kek

>>78093020
Never did I think that Ken Norton was a better coordinator than John Pagano but here we are.

Rodgers is going full super gay magic this year. Munn is out of the picture and he's straight up in a fake relationship with a soccer player.

Packers confirmed for superb owl.

>>78093020
I hope the Raiders win a close shootout in which every aspect of the defense gets exposed so they can KNJ

>>78093004
YPA and % is WAY more valuable than total yards and TDs, which passer rating takes into account. Game flow isn't measured, but the QBs with the highest YPA and passer % are consistently marching the team downfield and putting them in a position to score.

>>78092998
The mods started banning Power Rankings threads that weren't sports related and everything went downhill from there.

The memes are still ok tho

>>78093077
Rodgers is going nowhere with Capers in the picture.

>>78093004
The ESPN 1-100 rating system makes a lot more sense to me.

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Now that the dust is settling, can we agree that the only one of the three that belongs in the HOF is Rivers? Eli and Ben both rode defenses to their Owls and have put up multiple historically bad seasons. Eli has never been a top 5 QB in any season of his career and Ben didn't start becoming "good" until he had literally the best WR and RB in the NFL on his offense. Meanwhile Phil is consistently good despite being on dogshit teams.

>>78092998
Why would you come back to this shithole if you escaped for so long?

>>78093181
Stats mean nothing compared to rings. Rivers deserves nothing. Were it possible I'd only allow ring winners into the Hall.

>>78093181
All 3 will be Hall of Fame QBs but Rivers is going to have to wait 20 years

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>>78093218
Trade him to the Patriots for Tom Brady and watch them win the next 10 Super Bowls.

>>78093201
lol barry sanders deserves no rings then. fucking faggot

>>78093201
Yup Ben with his 9/21 123 YD 0 TD 2 INT statline really earned that ring

>>78093181
nigger you're fucking forgetting that Rivers had Ladainian fucking Tomlinson in his backfield, when he was setting records, he had fucking Antonio Gates for more than a decade. And you have the fucking nerve to say that Roethlisberger was elevated by the players around him? Seriously nigger, fucking off yourself

>>78093238
um I meant no hall of fame... I recant my faggot statement and will proclaim myself as a faggot

>>78093239
It doesn't matter how bad you play as long as you win, ringlet. Enjoy watching Rivers never win shit.

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god I used to really like the bennet bros also... what a fucking shame BLM and all that shit has just made any nigger with half a brain a fucking 14 year old girl with a victim complex
have you guys seen the video?
>martellus bennett said he had to excuse himself from a meeting because the video brought him to tears
honestly blacks are like women now. pathetic.
>the officer told me to get down on the ground and put me in cuffs
>he said he'd blow my fucking head off if I moved
>I was pleading my case while the officer was only concerned with securing the suspect with handcuffs
holy fucking shit. what a fucking cry baby. does this nigger think that only happened because he was black?
Ive had cops pull guns on me and make me get on my stomach while they handcuffed me.
you know why it happened? because some spics had just unloaded on a house a few blocks away and I was wearing a white shirt like one of the suspects.
like does he not understand how law enforcement works when there is an active shooter in a crowded public area? why do all niggers think you have to be caught red handed in the middle of robbing the 7-11 for anything to be even remotely justifiable when cops come for you.
get fucking real you whiny cunt.
A) it was in vegas at the mayweather fight. you know it was some huge nigger letting off shots.
B)so yeah it did happen because you were black. because a black guy was involved. like always. you fucking bitch.
C) oh wow a cop pulled a gun on you and used strong language. what a fucking scumbag. how do blacks want to be treated?

at this point blacks should be rounded up, given georgia, alabama and mississippi as their own homeland. just deport all of them living in HUD or receiving welfare or any other way dependent on gubment bux. just retract all law enforcement and the social security net. let them completely devolve into open air prisons like all nigger communities do after <30% black. wall off internal Liberia 2.0 and let them waste away.

>>78093261
t. Casual faggot

>>78093442
t. Ringless beta.

>>78093454
My team has 3 rings though, you're just a casual faggot who knows jack and shit about football.

>>78093181
>Eli and Ben both rode defenses to their Owls
The 2011 Giants defense was horrible.

How was America's game? I need a link or something

>>78093454
He's ringht, you're a retard.

what am i supposed to look out for when watching the oline play?

>>78093472
Not to mention, Eli was absolutely fantastic in 2011.

>>78093467
My team has five, nerd. All I care about is winning.

>>78093484
Kiss the rings, go Cowboys.

>>78093181
>Meanwhile Phil is consistently good despite being on dogshit teams.
Also, Rivers has had more talented teams than Eli and didn't accomplish a thing.

>>78093518
>>78093531
and you were alive for none of them lmao literally a fucking cuck

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>>78093518
>>78093531
>All I care about is winning.
>only 5 rings
L O L
O
L

>>78093576
>counting rings from the 1970s

lmao grandpa you might as well include leather helmet years

>>78093557
So what, they're still there. Just because I was born in 1997 doesn't mean I don't get to enjoy them. The only cuck is you because of your irrational hatred of the Dallas Cowboys.

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>>78093576
>>78093605
>counting rings from last century

>>78093605
If you won't them, they count. Kiss them nigger.

>>78093651
If it wasn't for refball, the Dallas Cowboys would have at least 9 rings, potato nigger.

>Raiders and Sebastian Janikowski resolved contractual differences, per sources. The longest tenured Raider in history remains in Oakland.

I don't know what this means, are they gonna restructure or let him play out contract?

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>>78091954
What about that time John Mara used his seat on the competition committee to literally steal cap space from the Cowboys and Redskins?

@78093672
>refball
Typical excuses from a typical subhuman Cowspic. Hope you enjoy your Wild Card exit in January.

>>78093697
Cry more, puto. Kiss the future rings that will be won starting this year. Y'all just hate the Boys because of how good we are.

@78093719
The Cuckboys will literally never win another owl as long as Jerruh is still alive.

>we
So good you can't even beat a crippled Aaron Rodgers and a defense made of swiss cheese. Only the Cuckboys can make a 13-3 record look so meaningless.

>>78092152
>Chefs/Pats
pats
>Xehawks/Puckers
pack

browns are more like to win than either of these teams

>>78093342
>god I used to really like the bennet bros

I hated them from second 1
>le randumb memes football player kek!
I hate corrupt cops too though.

Ill wait until actual video proof comes out and will condemn whoever deserves condemned.

Cant be surprised that you get detained by a cop when he is called to the scene, and at the same time you cant detain someone just because they are a big nigger.
My guess is the blame is going to be on both sides with no real innocent person.

>>78092602
>Packers defense sucks
not against seattle, wilson routinely throws like 20 INTs

>>78093764
Jerry > Bob Kraft

Who can honestly put their team's fate in the hands of a man named after macaroni and cheese?

Jerry Jones is a man's name. A pillar of manhood. Boob Kraft has nothing on him. Let's see the Patriots beat worth as much money as my team.

>>78092738

>In Stafford's 3 playoff starts, Stafford has a career playoff QB rating of 87.8.

>This is a higher career QB playoff rating than Eli Manning (87.4), Ben Roethlisberger (84.3), Peyton Manning (87.4), Andrew Luck (70.8), Cam Newton (83.9) Brett Favre (86.3) and Philip Rivers (85.2).

He really is ELITE.

Too bad his team sucks.

>>78093871
He should honestly leave for a real team.

@78093857
>Cowspic is so BTFO he's on about franchise value now
I thought you only cared about winning, Jose?

>>78093871
>garbage time stats in his losses

pfft

>starter for the lions for 9 seasons
>THREE wins against teams that were .500

>>78093944
Come to Southie and kiss my rings 5 = 5.

>>78093940
lol well now he cant

>>78093954
He's a UGA product, they are known the world over for underperforming.

>>78093954
>3 wins against over .500 teams in NINE seasons

Tbh that is probably more than all other Lions qbs combined

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Is it over yet?

>>78094048
Luck objectively is a bust

>>78094032
If I was him I would have taken a pay cut to play for a winner than make a bunch of money on a shitty team.

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@78093989
>Cowspic thoroughly exposed and BTFO
>still demanding kisses from other men for rings that don't belong to him on top of being 20+ years old
lmaoing at your life tbqhwyf

>>78093835
I get it. I would be pissed also. especially if I had that chip on my shoulder.
he did get a knee in the back and a gun to the head on his night out in vegas.
Im just saying cause and effect man. if the call goes out BNBG seen letting off shots outside the MGM grand, why the fuck are you so upset for getting dealt with and detained outside the MGM grand?
the anger is understandable. but youre a fucking DE in the NFL. that cop is half your size and is responding to an active shooter. you think mean words and pulling a gun on you and trying to get you into cuffs before you hulk out and rip his head off is too much force?
>excuse me engine of destruction embodied in a human form? have you perhaps seen any persons around here with a firearm? sure let me get within arms reach of you as you walk away from me

I dont know Ive seen it in person. people just flip their shit when cops use any amount of hostility or aggression. shut the fuck up. comply. set them at ease. I mean Ive had the cops come down on us hard before, and the next day when the black guys would retell the story it sounded like it was the fucking gestapo trying to round up the jews and burn down the house. then again, I was the token white guy so dealing with the cops was always my area and they were always pretty cool with me.

Who wins ROTY lads

>>78094064
Luck is a great QB held back by a shit team. The Clots are a two win team without him.

>>78094096
Kizer

>>78094096
Unironically Chris Carson

>>78094096
kareem hunt

>>78094096
White women fixin' Mixon

>>78094112
>teams dont cause players to bust

Sorry doesnt work that way
Natural ability can easily be destroyed by a shit team, hence you bust

>>78093940
Seriously wtf is he doing? I know he is getting PAID, but fuck man he could have gone to the Broncos and win 3-4 rings. Who willingly stays on the Lions? Even Megatron couldn't stay for his gigantic payday.

>>78094119
Carson doesn't stand a chance unless Rawls and Lacy go down with injuries. Despite the great preseason he had, he's still fourth on the depth chart and probably won't get that many touches for the first few games

>>78094151
>unless Rawls and Lacy go down with injuries
This is far more likely than you think.

>>78094096
OROY = Christian McCaffrey will win it but Mitchell Trubisky will deserve it
DROY = Marcus Williams

>>78094140
I get what you mean. I think what I'm trying to say was that he was once really good and had the potential to be great, but the Colts' shittiness ruined him, therefore causing him to become a bust.

>>78094199
Sounds like Cutler

>>78094096

OROTY: McCaffrey
DROTY: Peppers or Barnett

>>78094179
I wouldn't be surprised if Rawls went down again but I doubt he'll get injured this early in the season

>>78094192
Imagine John Fox ever starting a rookie unless forced to by injury.

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>Kyle Shanahan's sister used to babysit Christian McCaffrey

How many older women do you think are going to want to adopt McCaffrey by season's end?

Alternatively, how many of those cougars will abandon Kuechly for their new boytoy?

>>78094207
As much as people hated Cutler, statistically he was the best QB the Bears ever had. I think it was the sight of him cutting up with teammates and smiling on the sidelines during that NFCCG that ultimately made people hate him.

>>78094266
Trubisky will be starting by October

>>78094207
Cutler was never great. He was once above average, trending towards being great, but then he stopped at above average and kept trending downwards. The NFCCG was the end of his career, basically. He never recovered after that.

So yeah, I guess it does sound like Cutler, seeing as Luck was never the same after his only AFCCG.

>>78094291

Have the Bears ever had a serious quarterback in the Super Bowl era that was actually good?

The best quarterbacks the Bears have had since Sid Luckman are Jim McMahon who was an IRL troll and Don't Care Bear himself

>>78094346
McMahon was a great QB till injuries fucked him.
Since then, other than Cutlers potential, no they havent.

>>78094313
They are going to ride Glennon till at least the Bye
They will eek out just enough wins to keep from pulling glennon

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>>78094268

>Want to buy a C-Mac jersey but don't want to jinx him into becoming shit

Guess I'm sticking with my Sam Mills/Thomas Davis/Luke Kuechly alternation

Trips determines who wins RoY

>>78094291
He was only statistically the best QB they ever had if you look solely at completion % and TDs thrown which is heavily skewed in QBs favor these last 10 years

>27 turnovers in 2009
>22 turnovers in 2010
>10 turnovers in 2011 (10 starts)
>18 turnovers in 2012
>15 turnovers in 2013 (11 starts)
>24 turnovers in 2014
>16 turnovers in 2015
>7 turnovers in 2016 (5 starts)

Outside of the last two years I've watched the Bears pretty closely since I became a fan of the sport. They weren't a great overall team in any of those years don't get me wrong but the defence in 2010, 2011 and 2012 was fucking excellent and his weapons on offence in 2013 and 2014. A QBs job is to make the players around him better and to find ways to win the game. He went .500 as a starting QB in those years and that just isn't good enough. Almost every Bears fan and NFL analyst who lived to see both play have said they would take Jim McMahon over Jay Cutler

>>78094461
OROY McCaffery
DROY Lattimore

>Bucs playing 16 straight games

Lmfao RIP playoff hopes.

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>>78094524
>jim nantz, tony romo

>>78094498
True. What honestly ruined him was his attitude. He just stopped giving his all and the team suffered for it.

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>>78094461
This mother fucker

>>78094554
Sucks to be a person watching that game. Although once in a blue moon Jim Nantz says something awesome.

>>78094554

Will be interesting to see how Nantz does with his new Yes Man

A little inside baseball for ya: Nantz and Phil Simms could not stand each other but they faked it for TV

>>78094582
No one can stand Phil Simms to be frank.

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>mfw Leonard Fournette's brother unexpectedly dies before the game and the Jags get hit with a massive hurricane killing thousands of people, forcing the NFL to make the Jags win by 20

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>>78094606

>mfw every team creates a natural disaster in a weather laboratory to destroy their city so the NFL will rig a Super Bowl for them

>>78094461
Garret

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>>78094606
>mfw this is how Bortles gets his scar and eyepatch

>>78092989
>he didnt mention a concussion to anyone so it must not have happened!
Nice "((investigation))" you've got there.
Only dumb pat homers...

http://games.espn.com/nfl-pigskin-pickem/2017/en/group?groupID=34191

Advertising because Dynasty is kill. /sp/ Pick Em league is still going. Pick the winners of each game during the season to prove how well you know the game

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Too many Chiefs posts in this thread. Have a reminder.

>>78094747
Shut up Raidnigger.

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>>78094747
More of a reminder how great Andrew Luck is at when he's play at his best

>>78094824
that wasnt a great pass

>>78094824
I think I had a stroke or something but you get what I meant

>>78094747
Reminds me how the Chiefs are relevant again after being 2-14 the season prior. Feels good man. Expect 10 more years of winning seasons now that >we have our qb of the future, young elite defense, and young offensive pieces to build around.

>>78094834
I thought the WebM was Luck to Hilton throw against the Seahawks lel

Anyone have it?

If it wasn't for cancer and Jim Irsay's crack habit, Chuck Pagano would be out of a job by now.

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whelp. just to put a bow on the whole thing.
skip to 2:05
>hiding from cops/gunshots
>see cops
>OH LAWDY I BEST RUNS, FEETS DONT FAILS ME NOW
>want to sue vegas PD for chasing a fleeing suspect after he JUMPS over a wall to escape police on foot (that wall the other officer is standing behind in the video if you've seen it)

and bennet is one of the smartest (black) guys in the nfl. and he still tried to scream racism and I dindu nuffin.
holy fuck there is just no hope for those people.

I can't wait until Cam Newton wins CPOTY and goes to at least the Divisional this year and /sp/-/pol/ crossboarders engage in mental gymnastics as to why he isn't elite

>H-H-His defense gives him good field position!
>H-He's a McCaffrey/Stewart babby!
>F-F-F-Fucking nigger!

>>78094906
>dropping a hard R to mock racists in response to hypothetical racism that a player might face in a situation that hasn't even happened yet

I think they're in your head anon.

>>78094897
You didnt post a vid

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>>78091757
Chiefs sweep the west again. Get used to the taste of Andy Reid's sweaty balls, cuz you're gonna be suckin on em for years to come.

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>>78094929
mi malo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ki33OelU1YM
2:05

and for the original incident he was fucking crying about
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wMBeKbtLeRQ
you can see the wall he jumped.
also
>I DINDU NUFFIN
honestly they cant help themselves. just stare facts and reason in the face and MUH FEELINGS take over. blacks dont deserve equal footing in any society. just because a parrot can quote shakespeare doesnt mean he's got a chance to write something good.

>>78094906
He isn't elite though, above average at best.

>>78091757
Denver Brncs have no O

>>78095073
LMAOOOOOOOO HOW DOES HE DO IT

>>78094461
>OROY Taywan Taylor
>DROY Shaquille Griffin

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>>78095122

>Taywan Taylor

>>78095122
DROY Tanoh Kpassagnon

last digit decides how many INTs tim brundy throws tomorrow night

>>78094461
>>78094461
DROY Jamal Adams
pls god

>>78095187
holy shit rip potreots

>>78094461
Breon Borders

last 2 digits determine total points scored by the Chiefs tomorrow

>>78095187
>>78095203
wew, this game is already shaping up to be an utter classic

>>78095203
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
rip

last digit determines how many injuries tam brony suffers

>>78095187
>>78095203
>>78095244
so
>Brady injured 4 times over some time period this season
>throws 7 picks in Week 1
>Chiefs still only score 3 points
holy shit, the city of the Chiefs

1. Patriots
2. Chiefs
3. Steelers
4. Texans
5. Raiders
6. Titans

1. Packers
2. Falcons
3. Cowboys
4. Seahawks
5. Buccaneers
6. Giants

refute this
protip: you cant

Last 2 is pats score

>>78095284
>bucs having to play 16 straight games

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>>78095287

>>78095269
>you

>>78095017
as a skins fan, I'm so fucking happy the iggles are so incompetent they let him go. "couldnt win a ring with a meme qb he has to go" fucking retarded ringless teams

last digit = how many injuries aints defense sustains week 1

>>78095284

>Patriots
>Raiders
>Steelers
>Titans
>Chiefs
>Texans

>Seahawks
>Giants
>Panthers
>Vikings
>Packers
>Buccaneers

Fag.

last 4 digits is the score of NE-KC

>>78095284
Neither Watson or Savage are getting that team to a number 4 seed. Also with the seacucks already down their one serviceable lineman, it's only a matter of time until more get taken out and Wilson loses his already limited protection

>>78095394
Strangely plausible.

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>>78095066
This

I like Cam Newton but people don't realise just how many great QBs we have in the NFL right now. I mean top 10 lets say you go with Brady, Brees, Rodgers, Wilson, Roeth, Ryan, Rivers, Luck, Manning and Carr. Not everyone would agree but It's not that important for this exercise. The 11-20 spots would then be made up of Dak Prescott, Andy Dalton, Joe Flacco, Kirk Cousins, Cam Newton, Matt Stafford, Marcus Mariota, Jameis Winston, Carson Palmer and Alex Smith

Now some of you may argue for one or two players who should be in the top 10 that are in the 11-20 or a QB not mentioned to be in place of somebody who is it doesn't matter lets just use these guys as an example. if being the 16th best QB in the NFL or lower means you are an average to below average QB then that means 5 of the players I've listed are either average or below average QBs. This doesn't mean they are not talented players It's just the nature of the position right now

>X person thinks Andy Dalton, Carson Palmer, Cam Newton, Alex Smith and Joe Flacco are the 16-20

Oh so you're saying Andy Dalton a guy who carried his team to the playoffs the first 5 years of his career and was a legitimate MVP candidate in 2015 before his injury is an below average QB because of one bad season? Cam Newton literally won MVP a year ago and brought his team to the Superbowl you think he's a below average QB because of one bad season? Joe Flacco is a Superbowl MVP and has had no weapons on offence the last two years you think that makes him a below average QB? Carson Palmer threw 35 TDs and was an MVP candidate in 2015 you think he's a below average QB because his O line couldn't protect last year? The Chiefs are 23-6 in their last 29 games you think because the team drafted a QB in the 1st round he's a below average QB?

Most of you won't care but I just think we need to start redefining the term average when it comes to QBs because average in the NFL is pretty fucking good

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>>78094539

>TFW one of the few places in the country that doesn't get to watch a Packers/Seahawks shootout, and instead have to watch the Panthers cruise control over San Francisco

>>78095404
>A basketball player
>serviceable

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>>78095429
We haven't lost a home opener since 2011
I'm calling it now, meme magic keeps the streak going
>>78095437
I thought they just signed him to a big extension or whatever
Don't care either way, I don't keep up with garbage

>>78093954
You don't know how QB Rating works do you?

Also, there was no garbage time in his 2011 and 2014 playoff game. 2016 was shit so him to still have that high of a QB Rating is impressive.

>>78095410
>I just think we need to start redefining the term average when it comes to QBs because average in the NFL is pretty fucking good
This, and I constantly hear people talking on here about how there are no good QBs these days and how once the current old guard starts retiring there won't be any talent left and I just don't see it

>>78095464
Just saw that Kittle aggravated his ankle injury again. Hope he's ready by Sunday.

>>78095518
>You don't know how QB Rating works do you?

To be fair, nobody knows how QBR actually works because its a terrible arbitrary system made by ESPN so they can build narratives.

>>78095645
PR is way better than QBR, except Geno Smith has a game with a perfect PR so it can't be that good a system

>>78095665
PR paints a pretty good picture, except for those off games when the QB has just enough attempts to qualify and things like that.

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last minute /sp/ fantasy draft.

http://games.espn.com/ffl/tools/join?leagueId=2111645&k=b8178&d=AAAABAAgOJ0AAAfh%2F%2F%2F%2F%2FwAAJnQ%3D&t=9

12 man league, no kicker, PPR, standard settings otherwise. Draft order randomized an hour before draft time.

draft time 4:30 US central

>>78095685
I just think it's especially useful for context with receivers and quarterbacks, like when y QB has a PR of 137.4 when targeting x receiver

>>78095698
>no kicker
If I can't draft Justin Tucker in the 4th round I want nothing to do with it

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Am I wrong to view PHI@WSH as a playoff game? I don't see the Eagles making the postseason if they lose.

>>78095757
If it helps I don't think they'll make the playoffs at all

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S
O
O
N

>>78095698
I'm going to pop the zits on my face and use the puss that dries on the mirror to decide who I pick.

Because it's a less stupid way of doing things than most people.

TFW meet a girl and she's 8/10 and really funny
She wants to hang out Thursday
>"can't, gotta watch the first game of the season"
>"oh perfect I need to learn more about football it seems really fun"

Is she perfect/sp/

>>78095371
That's quite some delusion there faggot, but KC is gonna sweep the West.

>>78095864
Good stuff m8 she's a keeper

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>>78095864
She probably has a wonderfully feminine penis, so yes. She is perfect.

>>78095864
Looking good so far senpai

>>78095777
I saw that movie in theaters, its shit

>>78095864

Ayyyy dont fuck this up anon you got this

>>78094461
CJ Beat-hard

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Hopefully he doesn't turn out to be Courtney Brown 2.0

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>>78095999
You did it senpai

>>78095999
Oh no...

>>78095410
The rule is if they're better than Dalton, keep them around, they're good. If they're worse, you need a new QB. If they're Andy Dalton, you're in a weird limbo.

>>78095999
Fuck Yes! So Brian Hoyer is getting his arm obliterated week one by Julius Peppers?

What's with all the threads?

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This season is going to be tits guys

>>78096077
Dubs says yes

>>78093181
name one hall of famer on the steelers defense in 05 or 08. ben has also never had a single "historically bad season".

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>So Tom, what's your favorites ring?
>The next one

Your team is shit

>>78096129
This is bait, right?

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>Cooks and Mitchell on opposite ends
>Gronk at TE
>Amendola, Hogan, and Dorsett in the middle

The Pats are going to average 50 points per game. Brady has two top tier deep threats for the first time ever, and Edelman's role can be filled by someone else. It's going to be a spectacle today.

>>78096241
Nope, it's 100% truth.

>>78096129
James Harrison

>>78096288
He was a dominant player for like 4 years, but even steeler homers know he is nowhere near hof caliber.

>>78096129
Polamalu

>>78096029
>Courtney Brown
I buried that memory

>>78087526
>EVOLUTION edition

Fairy tale edition

>>78096354
Not before ed reed, john lynch, or brian dawkins. Safeties don't get in unless they were exceptional players.

>>78096311
His longevity, two rings and those 4 years of dominance may put him in. Not on first ballot, but I think one day he'll get a gold jacket. And I'm not a Steelers fan by any stretch of imagination

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>Leonard how do you feel about your record breaking performance in the blowout win over the Houston T-
It's a blessing man my daughter man uhh New Awlins man just bein here man blessing man uhh Sevn' Ward man my family my daughter man Nawlins man blessing
>Okay but how did you feel about "Punished" Blake Bortles revealing the NFL conspiracy to keep the Jaguars from winning football ga-
It's a blessing man team first man my daughter it's a blessing Sevn' Ward it's for the team blessing man my family blessing to be here uhhh it's team man

>>78093342
please shut the fuck up trip clown

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Will they ever be buddies again?

>>78096256
>The Pats are going to average 50 points per game.

I fucking hope not. Last time we did that shit Brady played about 12 quarters more than he needed to an everyone was gassed as fuck in the owl

>>78096428

Could Leonard Fournette beat Connor McGregor in a boxing match?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ARXkdBm0UI

>>78093342

It is pathetic how effeminate most nigs are today

What can you expect though, they're all being raised by single mothers

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>>78096481
They can take Brady out in the 4th and Jimmy Gorgeous will still make it rain TDs

>>78096535

Who's the third stringer now because Jimmy G has the durability of a wet biscuit

>>78096548
Rob Ninkovitch

>Dede Westbrook, the best receiver in college football, LITERALLY fell to the 5th round
>BTFO every rookie receiver in the preseason in yards only playing three games

Really makes you think

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This is the last year of the window, yeah?

>>78095757
for whatever reason washington has had our number for the past two years, same as us with the giants. so, I wouldn't actually worry too much if we lose this game, there's still 15 more games to play, but be prepared for all the >intz shitposting, etc.

iggles 31, r******* 17

>>78093342
>Ive had cops pull guns on me and make me get on my stomach while they handcuffed me.
>you know why it happened? because some spics had just unloaded on a house a few blocks away and I was wearing a white shirt like one of the suspects.

kys

>>78096734
They'll be in the playoffs like usual but no way they reach the Owl

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>>78093692
tbqh I don't care. Janikowski may not be the best kicker, but the Raiders aren't the Raiders without him. I'm glad he's staying.

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IT'S FINALLY HERE FOLKS

post who ur team is facing and ur reaction

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>>78098442
>49ers

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>>78098442
>Rams

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>>78098442
>chorgers

Ok burgers, i didn't want to start a new thread so I'll ask here. How do i get into the NFL? What team should i root for? What are your best memes?

>>78098567
Yes

>>78098567
>>78098567
a good first step is watching the game tonight

and cheer against the pats, of course

Lads, I've had enough of espn and their endless blm and sjw bullshit. I mean, this is their two Top stories:
Bennett: Cops drew guns on me for no reason
Martellus: I cried after seeing video of Michael

What's a good alternative? I'd like something that doesn't autoplay a fucking video every time you click on a story.

I just made a 100 dollar bet with a friend that Cousins will be the highest paid player in the league next year.

What are my odds of winning /sp/?