/heem/

This is the one

Based Edward

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Favorite female fighter?

I'm not gay but if Conor McGregor asked me to kneel down in front of him, pulled his ginger and well-styled and well-gelled pubed penis out of his sweat-tainted shorts, placed his hand on the back of my head and firmly directed my face towards his alpha manhood, I would gladly open my mouth, salivating as my tongue patiently awaits the sweet caress of his intact foreskin, taking every last inch in my mouth until he empties his seed and I feel it slowly slide down my throat. Don't deny you wouldn't happily do the same. You all want to be dominated by Conor. That's why you come on these videos pretending to hate him. It's a psychological defense mechanism to deal with your anger and anxiety over your homosexual submission fantasies about Mr. McGregor. Every time I watch any UFC video, the comments section is populated by hundreds and thousands of people talking about "being dominated," "submission," and "getting assraped." We all know you lot are closeted homosexuals. It's ok. You don't have to be afraid. Remember, I'm not gay.

>>78086799
Don't worry, we'll use your thread next time

>>78086797
Cyborg

post your lightweight top 10

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Never forget

>>78086807
Every thread i post in is my thread.

>>78086839
Dillon Danis sucks, get over it

KGB BLESS

KARATE MAFIA IS FOR THE CHILDRENS

ray borg sounds like such a fucking bender

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You the /heem/ guy? I'm the /heem/ guy!
Watch me take over /heem/, trust me on that, no one on /heem/ knows what is coming, trust me on that.
When I step in that im gonna shock the whole god damn world, trust me on that.
Look me in the eyes, 23 years of age, confident as a mother fucker, smart, smug, cheeky with every post, trust me, i'm gonna stop every other poster and you're all gonna eat your words, the whole world is gonna eat their words.
I am /heem/!

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Bjpenn.com

>>78086829
Eddie Alvarez
Nate Diaz
Dustin Poirier
Khabib nurmagomedov
Edson Barboza
Justin Gaethje
Michael Johnson
Tony Ferguson
Conor Mcgregor

It would be pretty smart for DJ to call out the winner of Cody/TJ for their belt
Since he won't get that fight

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>>78086865
Hey, that's the jiu-jitsu coach that gets btfo on every event he takes part of

>>78086873
>Michael Johnson
He's not top 10 and is now a featherweight

>>78086878
why? both of them have said multiple times then want to fight him and can make 125

>>78086884
My list dumby

>>78086884
>hes not top 10
You're an idiot, he can beat top 5's

>>78086829
1. Tony
2. Conor
3. Khabib
4. Lowkey Lee
5. Barboza
6. Gaethje
7. Eddie
8. Iaquinta
9. Nate
10. Poirier

>>78086884
>hating johnson this hard

he beat ferg, he's easily top 5

>>78086910
>>78086899
>>78086895
>Lost 4 of his last 5 fights
>Top 10
Nah, I don't think so

>>78086892
>for their belt
As in, DJ makes the callout that he'll move up to 135 and challenge
Which won't happen, but he can say he's up for it and maybe people lay off the ducking thing

>>78086910
That fight was five years ago my boy.

>>78086829
>1 - gooby
>2 - khabib
>3 - gathje
>4 - lee
>5 - ferguson
>6 - nick
>7 - eddie
>8 - holloway
>9 - porier
>10 - cody

>tfw go to a black area to get my hair cut
>tfw my phone accidentally blasts "My Heart Will Go On" in there

Heem me guys.

http://www.strawpoll.me/13875340

http://www.strawpoll.me/13875340

http://www.strawpoll.me/13875340

>>78086935
Ok Schaub

>>78086935
What's wrong with that pussy, man up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2WH8mHJnhM

>>78086935
>my heart will go on
Might as well set ring tone to like a virgin

>>78086935
Are you the guy who got his hair cut by some fag barber who tried to take pics for instagram?

>>78086873
Umm I think your list is upside down sweetie xx

>>78086960
Don't think so.

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>>78086935
>tfw when I was 14 I discovered 4chan and set my ringtone to a moonman nigger song and it played in front of three of my black friends
>I told them it was probably my brother messing with me but the relationship was never the same after that

post your middleweight top 10

https://youtu.be/yXk3a3SApTA
Cormier interview by some goof.

Is Ray Borg legit?

>>78086992
1.Bisping
2.Bisping
3.Bisping
4.Bisping
5.Bisping
6.Bisping
7.Bisping
8.Bisping
9.Bisping
10.Bisping

>>78086992
Whittaker
Rockhold
Jacare
Romero
Weidman
Bisping
Brunson
Gastelum
Silva
Boetsch

>>78087015
Oh for sure my guy, he's got legit hunnert percent knockout power

>>78086987
How old are you now?

>>78087015
He shouldn't be fighting Mighty Meme yet, but it's a shallow as h*ck division.

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Imagine that feeling knowing you're the p4p baddest dude on the planet.

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I can't believe you guys are still doubting Santiago after he beat Gunnar in one round.

He would beat Cowboy

>>78086992
1. Romero
2. GSP
3. Weidman
4. Silva
5. Bisping
6. Whittaker
7. Souza
8. Rockhold

The other two aren't worth filling in.

>>78087036
He's got 0 ko's on his record lol

>>78087038
20

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>>78087048
Imagine being shorter than Joe Rogan.

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>Having a shower
>This guy grabs your ass and says "I LUU YOU MANG"

How do you respond?

>>78087094
Break my knee so I have a better chance at kicking his ass

>>78086727
Eddie "the glass chin" Alvarez

>>78087094
no gay jesus

>>78087094
stuff 2 takedowns and watch him gas out

>>78087110
His chin is not glass

>>78087015
ray boy is one of the scariest men in the 125lbs division with LEGIT viscious scramble and high level brazilian jewshitsu my dude

>>78087020
Great list

>>78087088
I wonder if people actually recognize Mighty Mouse on the street and whatnot, the same way they would distinguish Ronda or Jon.

Conor is in his own league so I won't even mention him.

>>78086864
can somebody give me a (you)? i worked really hard on this :)

darren till is a legitimate top 15 welterwight in the UFC

>>78087132
It is, he just has good recovery

puke cuckhold will commit suicide after losing to branch

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>Hate a fighter
>Watch a youtube video titled "(Fighter) #Respect moments"
>Stop hating the fighter

This has happened to me like four times now.

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I wonder how much these will go for on ebay?

Would Romero beat Jacare in rematch? Few people I have asked said no, but what I would mention is how Yoel could have finished Jacare if he stood him back up like Whittaker did. Thoughts?

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U mad lanklets that you aren't the p4p goat?

>>78087161
He has insane recovery but he still has eaten some ridiculously hard shots. His chin is average, he gets dropped by shots most would

>>78087197
nigga head small than the titty

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he runs /heem/

>>78087197
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rPzCIjoyZQ
>lmao one midget

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demetrious "who the fuck cares" twitch streamer is a bum with a paper title
he hanst said cruz or now cody's name once and the one time they try to put a real fighter in front of him he chickens out.
this """record""" thing is pathetic, Silva was a bitch who ducked opponents and was a pain in the ass to deal with it but even he went up and fought some fights at LHW, but god forbid someone tells DJ to bring his balls and go up.
it warms my little heart to know he isnt making close to a tenth of conor's money, thats justice at its finest.

post your top 10 goobyweights

>>78087015
He's a pretty hella epic grappler for sure
I could see him giving Mighty Meme some issues early on the ground, Borg is lightning for Flyweight and has some sick transitions and scrambles.

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Everyone needs to put their positive energy into Borg so he fucks up DJ's stupid record.

>>78087189
Romero almost finished Jacare from ground and pound. Not the spinning fist

>>78087323
wgaf

>>78087281
>cuck loser hates DJ

You nerds write it yourselves

>>78087323
hmm i guess jackwink put borg on one of jones' cocktails huh, i guess he has a chance

but to think of DJ outlasted a guy on EPO I wonder what stuff hes on. Whats DJs coach called again that baldguy he must be a chemistgenius

>>78087335
He should have stood him back up and finished him on feet, Whittaker fought smart

>>78087189
style wise jacare is a hard matchup for him. Right now he might because jacare's chin is delet

Who is THE most reddit fighter in mma?
a) DC
b) Mighty Midget
c) Dominick Cruz
d) Rory MacDonald

Some notable anti-reddit boys: Cody Garbrandt, Kevin Lee, Colby Covington, Tyron Woodley, Dana White

>>78087341
go back to gaming dj, you manlet faggot loser

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Which one of you was this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvvHcIKZdxo

>>78087377
Definitely DC

>>78087377
Joe Lauzon

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>>78087392
Fuck you too

>>78087377
>Who is THE most reddit fighter in mma?
Eddie Wineland

>>78087408
joe is literally unironically an avid redditor

>>78087377
>Lee
>Woodley

>Niggers
>Not Reddit

>>78087435
I think you're mistaken my friend, reddit is a bunch of pasty milquetoast whitebois who hate Lee for being cocky and hate Woodley for "racebaiting".

>>78087383
kek

If you listen closely you can hear somebody yell "YOU FUCKIN' QUEEF" right at the end

>/heem/ - Bisking
>r/MMA - Yoel Romero

>>78087359
He had Jacare in no trouble on the feet. Do you forget his actual only damage cane from pounding his head in through the canvas?

>>78087453
4chan literally coined the term racebaiting

>>78087381
Make some more sopa in the cuckshed, Lula

>>78087453
>milquetoast

cringe

>>78087381
>Literal macaco calling the P4P GOAT a loser

>>78087493
He landed a few good shots on ground but it backfired because of the volume he needed to land those shots

“There would be one, and only one, way I would ever come back for another fight: if it was for the No. 1 spot in the world,” Askren said. “Not two, not three, not four, not five. None of those spots. Against the No. 1 guy in the world. And then obviously the second part of that would be (if) his name is not Tyron Woodley, because I have no interest in fighting Tyron. He’s a very good friend of mine So, if for some reason the No. 1 person’s name was not Tyron Woodley, and I got offered a fight against No. 1, I would come back to prove I was No. 1. But other than that, I’m retired. I don’t need to prove come back and prove I’m two or three or four, anywhere in there. I’ll be done.”

>>78087094
Well fuk. What can i do? If i reject, he gon beat me to death. I have no choice but to take it. Fuq

>>78087508

the world has the US to thank for racebaiting my friend :)

>>78087377
DC lol

Who else is actually getting hyped for UFC 215?
>Jeremy Stephens going to heem another manlet.
>RDA
>nice LH brawl if Pedro will stand
>we get to see DJ lose
I'm ready.

>>78087602
Only way DJ loses is if Ray Borg misses weight making it non titlefight

>>78087602
>Jeremy Stephens going to heem another manlet
doubt

I agree with the rest though

RDA gonna legkick Magny to death and Borg has a good chance

What would happen if DJ loses? Do they actually take his belt? I can't picture it

>>78087602

are you not aware that Gilbert is the same size as Stephens and is probably going to beat him?

Gilly is nice with the hands my dude

And I'm pumped for RDA vs Magny. I think Magny has a better chance than most think

>>78087638
>If the Champion loses a Championship fight what happens
Wtf?

>>78087633
Magny is gonna outJab RDA for 3 rounds, and Borg will lose in 2nd round via submission

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>>78087633

>>78087641
Magny has a yuuuge reach advantage, are people discrediting him going into this?
It's a tough fight for RDA

>>78087641
When I said another manlet, I meant that he was a manlet heeming another one.
And I'll take my boy Stephens. KO 2nd round Melendez pulled out on a stretcher.

>>78087654
>Magny is gonna outJab RDA for 3 rounds

I think you'd be surprised my man

>>78087669
>are people discrediting him going into this?

RDA is -200 right now

Magny has a 10" reach advantage lol

Glad to see people having Jeremy Stephens as their boy

Dude doesnt deserve the who stuff from Goober bandwagonners

>>78087674
Gilbert is nice with the hands my dude. Stephens isn't a kicker and he's not a grapplefucker, and he's way bigger than most in that weight class.

Not a good matchup for him, he's going to drop a uni

Magny is the jon jones of WW, although not as good just yet

>>78087575
If Askren is serious then this isn't going to happen unless somebody puts on a one-off Yarrenoka type event assuming a top welter is a free agent

Real waste of talent desu. Hopefully he can get his due by making his mark as a coach

>>78087735
There is absolutely no chance in hell that the UFC would book Askren against the WW champ.

Dominique Cruise

>>78087701
>Y-you know ex-exactly who I am
>L-l-l-l-leprechaun

>>78087377
diaz brothers

Joe Say Although

>>78086924
>all top 5s except dariush which was a robbery anyway

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>Go in wanting to look like Conor McGregor
>Come out looking like Jorge masvidal

Is it because of Celine Dion

>>78087848
>Losing 4 fights out of 5
>Top 10 fighter
Top 15, sure

rio DAYYYYY janeiro

>>78087862
Johnson beat Dariush my man

>>78087772
That's what I'm saying. It'd have to be a standalone event, Bellator didn't even want him when he had the belt

>>78087840
MAMACITAAAAAAA

>>78087862
>Losing 4 fights out of 5
>Top 10 fighter
Correct, because he's beaten guys in the top 10.

>>78087881
Check the record, buddeh

>>78087916
But he's also lost to 2 top 10 fighters in a row, then lost previous twice in a row to top 10 fighters.

He's a top 15 guy

>>78087849
Jorge Masvidal has GOAT hair asshole. Be glad

>>78087916
Right, so Travis Browne is top 10 because he knocked out Overeem, right? :)

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Do you think the UFC was better when it followed the tournament bracket format?

>>78087986
Definitely not. Tournaments are shit. They just need to stop adhering to casuals and actually stick to the rankings.

>>78087986
Tournaments are fun but people care too much about safety these days for them to happen

>>78087941
>to top 5 fighters
>lrn2maths
Kill yourself my man, you are literally wrong, losing to number 1 and number 5 but KOing number 8 in your last 3 and having a win over number 4 literally means you are in the top 10 you fucking mouthbreather.

Ronda vs Gina is going to be announced sometime over the next few weeks.

is oral springs gonna die from this hurricane

>>78088078
I'll be fine.

>>78088068
How is she going to balance that with her WWE career?

>>78088068
Ronda is in the WWE now

>>78088036
This is the correct top 10
1. Conor
2. Tony
3. Eddie
4. Gaytch
5. Khabib
6. Edson
7. Kevin Lee
8. Nate
9. Dustin
10. Pettis

>>78088036
The original question was 'post your top 10', MJ is not top 10 imo. If you lose to 4 top 10 fighters, you shouldn't be in the top 10.

I'm literally going to kill myself. My suicide note will contain /heem/ and some other Schaub memes. If it makes the news, you guys will know what I'm talking about. I dedicate this one to you. Goodbye my guy.

>>78088095
No, this is the top 10
http://www.ufc.com/rankings?fb_comment_id=6086517324953#f2b42055b394e9c
>johnson no.9

>>78087184
That happened to me when i was a casual, but you realize some homos act to try and sell fights

>>78088140
>>78088129
That wasn't the discussion m8 :)

>>78088129
And that's why you're a fucking retard, because you can't do maths.

>>78088139
Whoa whoa whoa chill out friend, there are some great fights this weekend. Calm down and talk to us for a minute brother.

>>78088139
Good luck my man don't fuck it up

>>78088139
How are you gonna do it?

While still being an overwhelmingly successful number, the live gate for the Floyd Mayweather vs. Conor McGregor superfight failed to break the record that Mayweather had established against Manny Pacquiao.

The Nevada Athletic Commission confirmed today that the gate for the August 26th fight was $55,414,865.79, falling short of the $72,198,500 in ticket sales generated by Mayweather vs. Pacquiao. Mayweather-McGregor now slots in as the second-highest gate in Nevada history, with 13,094 tickets sold and 137 complimentary tickets distributed.

The T-Mobile Arena was set up for 17,698 people, but high ticket prices contributed to the event not selling out despite substantial interest in it. There were 16,219 tickets sold for Mayweather vs. Pacquiao at the MGM Grand Garden Arena in 2015.

Whether Mayweather vs. McGregor broke the North American pay-per-view record should be known soon. Showtime's Stephen Espinoza has said that it's tracking to do in the mid-to-high four million buy range, which would be around the 4.6 million mark set by Mayweather-Pacquiao.

Dana White previously claimed that the Mayweather-McGregor PPV did 6.5 million buys internationally.

>>78088219
I'm pretty sure the Gate was never expected to be higher when there were loads of tickets still available and according to Helwani, an entire section just empty

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>>78088208
How come other female fighters ie. Angela Hill don't slut shame her for being such a subhuman

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>>78088139
Don't heem yourself my man it was just a joke

>>78088248
Because Calvillo is a man.

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>>78088257
Lmao at Jackson in the back

Why did no one tell me UFC fight pass was so good? And how are you all not as broke as I am?
10 dollars a month? Fuck me.

>>78088298
>inb4 someone prints this and takes your seat

>>78088298
Well, Karolina's on the card and will probably get a win
https://www.mmafighting.com/2017/9/6/16262698/karolina-kowalkiewicz-vs-jodie-esquibel-slated-for-ufc-gdansk

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>>78088292
It really is great, isn't it

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>>78088260
why you gotta be jealous?

>>78088292
m8 people shill fightpass on here all the time, and it's 7.99 a month if you sign up for a year

>>78088315
I don't like he
r>>78088307
fugg better delete :DDDD

>>78088315
>>78088298
Karolina is going to lose. Esquibel is legit

>>78088203
Barbiturates. Everything's ready. I'm actually pretty happy to be ending it all.

>>78088307
>>78088298
kek

>>78086799
*gulps strongly*

>>78088334
He actually deleted it, the madman

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>>78088339
lmao esquibel lost to grasso

>>78088350
What is your total wealth? You the bong that got stomped in the head too many times?

>>78088374
Better safe than sorreh.
I never think these things through in the first place

>>78088376
thats because Esquibel is a natural atomweight and Grasso is a big strawweight but Kookies is a small strawweight. Karolina will lose

>>78088383
Motherfucker how did you figure it out. My total worth is probably a few thousand but I don't care any more, there's little to live off. My condition is getting worse, if I don't do it now I'll be a drooling mess living in a care home. Need to finish it while I still have some clarity.

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>>78088407
Karolina is big enough of a sw, not as athletic as hues though and not very good

>>78088394
Hey Poland, I saved that .jpg. I'm gonna fly over and steal your seat, when you come up I'm gonna ask if you're the heem guy. Then formally challenge you for the seat, I may not be the best fighter but we'll put on a show before the fight starts. Loser sits on winner's lap rest of the event

>>78088426
I'll take your btc

>>78088426
Dude clean yourself up, make a good resume and get you're ass back to that staffing agency!

>>78088449
How do I get on your good side so when you finally snap you don't come to my place

>>78087986
Bellator should do a welterweight tourney

>>78088449
Unfortunately we can't talk like that on /heem/!

>>78088435
Depending on which tunnel fighters walk out of I might have seat by the walkway.
Was thinking of maybe writing Heem Sleepy on a flag, that way you guys might feel I dunno represented on tv or some shit

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>>78088472
Bro, go to special printer shop and blow up a giant size of this

>>78088428
karolina is 2 inches taller than esquibel and grasso is 2 inches taller than karolina. esquibel will win

>>78088428
i thought they were gonna kiss

>>78087986
Tournaments are cool but they tend to be problematic for a lot of reasons. Occasional Pride-style tournaments would be cool

>>78088458
In about 18 months I will literally have the mental capacity of an 80 year old. There's just no point.

Anyway, this board has been fun these last few weeks. Especially around MayMac and DC vs Cormier time, if there another big event coming up I'd wait, but Mighty Mouse is nothing something to look forward to.

>>78088428
>ywn be the meat in that sandwich
I just want a polish girl to pound my boipucc ;_;

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>>78088068

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>>78088428
KAROLINA IS TOO CUTE TO BE BULLIED BY FILTHY SPICS

>>78088495
>In about 18 months I will literally have the mental capacity of an 80 year old.
Hoe certain are you of this?

>>78088483
Printing on paper is out of the question, I'd have to travel across whole country with a giant poster

>>78088495
>he's a casual
ok carry on

>>78088495
ok m8 go ahead then

>>78088472
bring a canvas of schaub getting koed

>>78088521
It's tough my dude

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anybody in need of a heeminder?

>>78088515
How far away is event?

>>78088541
Welcome back, Ladd
>Gus_property.jpg

>>78088514
100% my guy

>>78088521
Hey the casual events are the biggest even on here. Can't deny that.

>>78088534
Yeah once this is over I'm

>>78088541
>>78088449
mad you couldn't post ugly girls for 3 days you loser?

>>78088542
I live exactly on the opposite side of country, by the southern border, more than 250 miles from Gdansk

Anyone going to be streaming TUF?

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>>78088560
Rent a supercar and do whatever the fuck you want before, hope things get better for you but if not know that you were always good company on this friend simulator, take care m8

>>78088567
>250 miles

m8 that's like a 4 hour drive

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>>78088587
>drive

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>>78088562
you need the other heeminder?

>>78088597
Or train, or whatever the fuck they use over there

poland acting like a 250 mile trip is hard work or something

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Can someone post the smug referee?

t. Estonian needing help

>>78088609
Dude that's half a day on a train I ain't carrying huge poster with me around

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>>78088618

>>78088618
Conor need lawyer

>>78088626
Why not? You can use it as a conversation piece.

Opinion: Appreciate Demetrious Johnson’s Greatness While You Can

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>>78088639
Hmm maybe I get something like this and look like an artfag and then if somebody asks what art I create I show them dank memes

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Post yfw Ray Borg misses weight

>>78088686
Do it! You'll be remembered for many years to come on heem.com

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>Half Mexican
damn
Why are Mexican genes so WEAK?

>>78088686
are you going by yourself? if you have a giant /heem/ meme maybe you will meet someone who is also going to the show

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>>78088694

>>78088630
>when you get a new haircut and someone compliments it

>>78088710
unironically BLEACHED

>>78088721
That's an ugly dog

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>>78086809
>female

>>78088219
>The second-highest gate ever is a disappointment
Should give you an idea of how bad the UFC is hurting right now

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>>78088694
>mfw borg and nunes both drop out the day of the fight

could prime conor have beat a 40-year-old mayweather? if he hadn't got all that CTE fighting nate twice i think he could have gone the distance

>>78086864
Here (you) go

>>78088778
>RDA vs Magny headlining a PPV

Why do I feel this happened in an alternate timeline

>>78088781
In MMA, yeah?

prime floyd mayweather and prime bj penn tag team a chimpanzee in shootfighting, who wins?

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>>78088694

>>78088805
It's tough

>>78088781
>prime conor
He is prime conor, or close to. He stepped into the ring with the GOAT ((implying)) and got dominated. They're different sports.

>>78088838
Wouldeat

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>>78088838

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>>78088838

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>>78088694
>tfw ruined the towel trick

>>78088838
did she post that or did it leak?

>>78088858
>>78088848
>>78088878
Who was that ?

In 5 years time everyone will realise how good the 'secondary' promotions around right now we're and how the UFC wasn't as dominate as everyone pretended

>>78088905
The best Bellator fighters wouldn't crack the Top 5 in any weight division in the UFC.

>>78088898
It was some tranny

>>78088898
https://www.instagram.com/missmiafit

instagram fitness milf. she's pretty popular. there's one guy that does picks with a pic of her named coalburner.jpg. i think she's a butter face

>>78088920
That's why Alvarez was a champion ?
Not counting UFC defectors. Lima and Chandler would be top 5 in the UFC

>>78088920
Rory, Lima and moose are all top 5

It isn't bellator but Ben askren is 100% top 5 too

Add to that gaethje has just shown how absolutely legit he is coming from wsof

>>78088931
How is there enough oxygen left for the rest of us when that nose is inhaling it all?

>>78088931
i've never seen a nose this big

>>78088905
It really depends on what happens. Pride had the deepest heavyweight division ever and those guys get trashed all the time because of the way things ended

did the mod actually delete a nose

for what reason

>>78088988
they shut it down

>>78088988
The mods are jewish

>>78088988
For them to do it that quick someone must have reported it

>>78088905
ABC & M1 fighters saved the Rotterdam card

>>78089015
yet the gay porn that gets spammed stays up

>>78089015
>>78089033
really makes you think

I wonder what can the heem community do about this

maybe we need a union,like the fighters union

>"cody garbrandt is a super smart guy, super smart"- Joe Rogan and Brendan schaub

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Do you think this would help you breathe better in an MMA fight?

>>78089066
how does this even happen, imagine how much drugs you could snort with that nose

>>78089066
do you think he picks it alot

when does dilly danis make his debut?

>>78089066
I think he'd be surprised

I would delete this by the end of round 1

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>>78089066
You can have your soul stolen through a schnoz like that, be very careful

>>78088838
I'd put my dick in it, but I wouldn't eat it tb h fám

Why is GSP even coming back if the reason he quit was because of constant headaches?

>>78089102
The schnoz needs to be tucked, buddeh

got the best jitz on /heem/

>>78089110
Probably because Bisping is champ and he saw an easy fight

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>>78087377
Always glad to bring this OC out

>>78089110
He quit because he was scared of steroid users, despite being a user himself

>>78089110
because he spent all his money, it's obvious

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>>78089149
>b-b-but he's a roiding cheater

>>78089160
dude i thought you were going to kill yourself, step to it

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>>78089160

>>78089160

If Bailey Jay wanted to fuck you, would you be opposed to it?

>>78089160
who is she?

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How could any person hate this man, he's a saint!

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>>78089188
>she

>>78089181
haha funny meme my dude xD

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>>78089165
STOP BULLYING DC!!!!!! HE'S LE CLASSY GENTLEMAN!!!!!!!

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>>78088495
>DC v Cormier
already started on those barbiturates?

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>>78089188

What are the biggest verbal L's in mma?

My favorite has to be Conair x TJ

>Hey little boy you lost?
>I'm definitely lost

top fucking kek

listening to JRE right now

how braind damaged is Cody really?

Its a pain in the ass trying to get what he's saying

Nate speaks much better than him

>>78088560
hey pussy you still there

>>78089227
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDgLWGJ0-8o

>>78089217
Dos Anjos is still salty because Conor said he could beat up Jesus Christ.

>>78089196
>>78089221
yes, who is she?

>>78089217

>Rafeal "I defended my belt on fight night and fight pass" Dos Anjos

>>78089227
I liked the part where Eddie had Connor in shambles after telling him how only single mothers go on welfare. Fucked up how the whole internet/media did what they could to hide that video

>>78089227
forgot https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ycj3303kWMI

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>>78089233
Well that brain damaged guy has had his penis in THIS

>>78089250
So clearly he does have brain injury

>>78089066
is this the new owner of the ufc?

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>>78089227
None bigger

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>>78089259
I bet you look like this

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how's this make you feel?

>>78089066
is this shoop?

>>78089271
I know for a fact that guy gets mad pussy yo

>>78089264
It's not even close desu.
Even Conor haters have to admit it.
Seeing as Jeremy Stephens will forever be known as the "Who the fook is that guy" guy, it's #1 bar none.

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What's next for Jon "Well, Joe my penis is so huge it doesn't work without the aid of cialis" Jones?

>His b sample comes up positive, he requests to get his contract with the UFC terminated so he can feed his uggo kids and horse faced wife with Rizin money

>>78089278
i just realized cyborg could fuck conor up so hard

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>>78089278
It's a miracle Conor beat Max, dam ting is taller than him

>>78089278
Put Struve up against all of them please.

>>78089278
Stipe is taller than that

>>78089246
Conor's coaches said that's the most personal a fight has ever been for him
I guess the welfare and baby momma comments got to him

>>78086832
This is my go to fight to get people into MMA.

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>>78089227
Verbal and literal L for Cuckiesa

>>78089289
He finds out who spiked his drink with sterioids

>>78089298
>dam ting is taller than him
Umm honey...height doesn't mean shit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rV31JwctU0g

>>78089250
well its not like Paige is an intellectual either

you could tell that even the king of CTE,Brandon Schoob,scored some nice chicks but that wouldn't make him smarter

>>78089289
runs over Mario Mazzagatti, flees the country, fights Ubereem in Rizin

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>>78087051
Not doubting his skills at all, especially his eye-poking skills. He is nearly on the level of jon "eye-poke" jones and that is high praise!

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>>78089299

>>78089306
which fight is it