/tennis/ - Official US Open 2017 thread - Quarterfinals

86 million prize money wooow omg
this rafael nadal player must be an absolute legend and we get to watch him play

we are all blessed *hugs*

not an even sport

>>78086166
Every player that goes train in spain suddenly comes back playing 10 times better and riding in the ranks. I wonder what could be behind this.

>>78086187
David pls

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20(TWENTY)

will nadal face anyone decent this tourney?

>>78086170
Don't be paranoid Abdul.

SMUG

>>78086215
This. Post lewds

>>78086211
Delpo

Rublev is pretty hairy

>>78086215
RIP in piece DUbai btw

>>78086159
>no CoCo OP

GAY_screaming_lady.jpg

This is gonna be a slaughter isn't it?

What we all drinking?

>>78086245
Nadal is Rublev's idol so most certainly.

>nadal never gets a time violation

such bullshit

>>78086245
For Nadal

Dubs and Jean-Pierre Baguette posts foxy lewds!

>>78086245
Obviously

>>78086179
Rublev has less than 800,000

Americans are... interesting.

>>78086272
fuckoff with that

>>78086245
idk, Roger is Zverev's idol but the lanklet still demolished him three times (2 if we don't count the hopmeme cup but Roger was really trying to win)

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>>78086215
>>78086223
I don't trust /tennis/ anymore

>>78086274
Mischa just said they only pay out 70% as 30% tax is directly deducted.

>>78086263
some Dr. Pepper

>>78086263
do i have to post my schweppes™?

kek

This ball basher is going to blow the fuck out of Nadal

>>78086301
why? we're all friends.

guys hdtennis isnt working
whats another hd strem

>>78086316
bold

>>78086263
Coffee as I want to watch Fed - Delpo.
God i hope these who cunts don't take too long.

>>78086299
Lol Fed was in bad shape in two of those losses.

>>78086312
t. Shill
>>78086263
Pumpkin spice mocha frappe
t. girl

>all that hype for zverev and kyrgios
>the only one who made it to the QFs is a russian ginger
lmao just lmao

>>78086245
for nadal

>triple bagel incoming

It's already over. The kid is shook

the most dangerous lead

Will there ever be a 10is wag better looking than xisca?

>>78086379
no

>>78086379
No.

>>78086379
Goffin's gf.

>>78086379
Kim

>>78086357
Apologize lmao

>>78086384
t. indian

Yep. Nadal broken back and now the momentum and confidence is with Rublev. This match is over.

>>78086245
for you

>>78086379
me

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NADAL SHOOK

rafa is about to get rosol'd

>>78086397
t. Xisca

nadal shook nadal shook nadal shook nadal shook nadal shook nadal shook nadal shook nadal shook nadal shook nadal shook nadal shook nadal shook nadal shook nadal shook nadal shook nadal shook nadal shook nadal shook nadal shook nadal shook nadal shook nadal shook nadal shook nadal shook nadal shook nadal shook nadal shook nadal shook nadal shook nadal shook nadal shook nadal shook nadal shook nadal shook nadal shook nadal shook nadal shook nadal shook nadal shook nadal shook nadal shook nadal shook nadal shook nadal shook nadal shook nadal shook nadal shook nadal shook nadal shook nadal shook nadal shook nadal shook nadal shook nadal shook nadal shook nadal shook nadal shook nadal shook nadal shook nadal shook nadal shook nadal shook nadal shook nadal shook nadal shook nadal shook nadal shook nadal shook nadal shook nadal shook nadal shook nadal shook nadal shook nadal shook nadal shook nadal shook nadal shook nadal shook nadal shook nadal shook nadal shook nadal shook nadal shook nadal shook nadal shook nadal shook nadal shook nadal shook nadal shook nadal shook nadal shook nadal shook nadal shook nadal shook nadal shook nadal shook nadal shook nadal shook nadal shook nadal shook nadal shook nadal shook nadal shook nadal shook nadal shook nadal shook nadal shook nadal shook nadal shook nadal shook nadal shook nadal shook

medical timeout soon

>>78086379
>prefering the animé slut XhcsiXXXA to the homely Mirka

if you think this you are younger than 17

what would the most memeist final?

>rublev's backhand

>>78086420
>Mirka
Revolting.
Also Xisca is homely as fuck.

>>78086396
He's still not playing well.

>>78086433
federer nadal
but fucking murri had to ruin it

>>78086420
mirka would make a nice okusan in an NTR hentai

>>78086433
Rubbish-Carreño Buster

We WTA ow

>>78086433
At this point? Rublev vs. Anderson

Quick someone name a design flaw ie a door with a push handle that you have to pull

Hello

>>78086457
nike's kit

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TWENTY

20

We wta now

>>78086479
Glaze off

>>78086479
Hey.

>>78086457
America post cold war

>>78086479
t. glaze master

>>78086453
Nadal vs kevin must be meme serve match.

>>78086457
my life

rublev looks like it weighs 90 pounds

>>78086457
Finland post the dawn of time

>>78086479
would u glaze me?

Welp, at what time does Federer-Del Potro begin?

Nadal is just going to be a wall now and be done with it.
>>78086496
There will be a realistic chance of him losing too.

>>78086508
9 here so probably 2am where you are

>>78086508
at least 6 bongs from now

>>78086508
6 hours from now at the earliest

>>78086379
Kim's mom

nadal \o/

>>78086540
this

>>78086508
At least 2:30 am for yurop

>>78086540
\0/

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>when topspin to backhand still works in 2017

That was an easy put away...

Federer starting at 1:30am what is this shit

>>78086543
ree

rafa gave his little fan 1 game so he wouldnt bagel him

:3

xisca playing candy crush on her phone...
rude!

>>78086558
Mene vain nukkumaan siksi ajaksi
Rautatieasemalla sattoi olla tulipalo kellarissa, jos et tiennyt

>>78086563
shes actually texting me

>>78086400
bold

Would you nadulls sister?

>>78086543
>>78086520
>>78086515
>>78086511
Thanks
Might go to sleep now to wake up for it, I would fall asleep looking at WTA

>>78086400
italics

>>78086575
>implying I'm wrong

>nadull

>>78086577
Would she do me though? Certainly not.

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>>78086379
berdych's gf is better. or jack succ's

>>78086592
t. fake mossad

>>78086568
en tiennyt midä viddua D:

>tfw you get news about your home time from a Paraguayan agricultural discussion forum

>tfw you weren't born a ginger like rublev
why live?

>>78086577
She looks too much like him.

I prefer her mother desu.

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>>78086159

Where can I watch it online? Anyone has a non-american-only stream?

>>78086586
yes, I thought that was obvious

>>78086623
http://hdtennis.ru/glavnaya-stranica/centralnyj-kort-atp/

>>78086623
aprende a usar el google manuel, que sea la última vez
http://live.robinwidget.org/streamvideo8/nadal-vs-rublev-arthur-ashe-stadium-live-stream-4448971.html

>>78086623
Explain that picture.

>>78086623
use draculaman

Would be funny if Keys loses and the Amerifats get BTFO in the semi and final

>>78086609
En tiedä oliko oikeasti vai vain hälytys. Ainakin oli palokunta paikalla ja poliisi oli eristänyt paikan. Junat kulkevat normisti kuitenkin.

RUBLEV'D

>>78086633
Me das dinero por favor

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xisca just texted this to me
>”rafa says i got fatter this summer, what do you think? im actually thinking of dumping him if he loses to roger ;)”
and this picture attached

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>>78086628
>>78086633

thanks

>>78086647
cept coco

>>78086667
who took photo?

1-6 1-6 7-6 7-6 7-6

>>78086667
>those man legs

What the fuck

>>78086674
her mum

>>78086674
me
t. me

>>78086677
kc moot

>>78086677
What did he mean by this?

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gg rubles

>>78086693
Was that his mother?

>>78086696
>t. bollywood watcher

>>78086648
ylen mukaan oli kyllä ihan oikea tulipalo, kesti jopa 1 tunti ennen se sammutettiin

>se tunne kun vaan yksi huone palasi kokonaisesti
>se on se huone missä länsimetron budjetti, aikataulu ja kuittit olivat

btw revontuli on luultavasti tulossa tää yönä, että mene ulkona katsomaan sitten yöllä

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Rublev

>>78086698
You've probably watched more Bollywood than me.

>>78086696
That's Uma (delicia) Thurman

SHOOK

>nadull

Post yfw Rafa proposes to xisca every day but she refused until he beats fed in Grand slam count which means he will be playing the frencho pen the next 10 years

>>78086708
mommy?

>>78086706
I've only watched the one where they are in Chicago and the main bad guy is a magician who has an autistic twin

I remember watching it on a plane while high on valium (I was in a Cuba where it was sold on the airport) and it was awesome

visit india ad is even worse then tel aviv

>>78086742
POO

>>78086742
does india even have hot escorts?

>>78086760
they showed white tourists
spoiler: bikini shots

>>78086742
India ad is an eurosport classic, pay respect kid

>>78086768
she probably got raped 3 times during her trip

>>78086737
Never seen this movie or even recall this plot.
>>78086760
No.

When is Nadal going to impregnate Xisca? Is he sterile?

>>78086773
you dont know what i mean with "worse"

>wearing pink for anything besides breast cancer awareness
When will Baldal come out of the closet?

>>78086789
He is gay

>>78086795
That's actually peach.

>>78086742
visit India is vintage Eurosport advertisement and I will not allow its name to be tarnishe3d

>>78086795
pink is a fine aesthetically pleasing color, why do insecure people associate it with gayness?

>>78086789
does nadal look like a guy who enjoys sex?
hes a fucking tennis whore

>>78086800
That doesn't preclude him from impregnating her.

>>78086803
see >>78086793

>>78086667
meh Mirka in bikini is better

>>78086793
that you're a complete mong?

>>78086805
>why do insecure people associate it with gayness
It's an effeminate color

What are all the spots on Morgan Freeman's face?

>>78086838
african heritage

>>78086801
I fucking love this meme

>>78086833
how so

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>fatties eating at 3PM at the tennis stadium

>>78086805
i don't, but fluorescent is cancer

>>78086853
3pm is lunch time

>>78086801
>Posts online criticism of Modi
Dropped.

>>78086854
>fluorescent is cancer
this is true

>>78086853
t. stuffing his face with a hotpocket right now

>>78086833
>>78086795
>this is what AMerican beta ass Chads actually think

seriously if you think this you make me angry

>s'pain getting confident

shut your whore mouth

>nadull wins 1 set
>thread is suddenly flooded of spaniars
i hate spics so much

Give Andrey your energy
\o/

>>78086883
Kek!

What the fuck is this WTA tier serving? These guys want to pose a threat to Federer or Delpo? pmsl

Rublev looks like he's off balance all the time, needs to work on his core and legs.

>>78086870
t. nuest of numales

Is it me or does rublev look like a meth head?

Rublev's an interesting player, but his backhand just isn't good enough. If you have an obvious weakness in your game, Nadal's just going to find it and punish it every whenever it counts. He's probably the best ever at that.

>>78086870
real chads wear pink

>>78086889
>or Delpo

Baldal's preserving ritual isn't as autistic as it was before I wonder if someone complained to him about it

Xisca is so attractive, lads.

>>78086911
just pale b/c ging

>British commentator feigning interest in college football

>>78086912
The bigger weakness is not having a serve

who serves better, rublev or the german poster?

So many unforced errors

>>78086964
mean

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>>78086667

>take out interesting seeds by redlining and playing great tennis
>play like shit and open up butthole to first big four member they come across
like fucking clockwork

>>78086976
didnt mean to offend u :( t'was just banter

Pathetic, what a shitty us open.

>>78086979
One would watch this porn, no?

>>78086976
hans have you done anything to work on your serve recently?

>>78086988
leave meth head alone. hes a good boy just nerves in front of the jews

>>78086979
Where is Nadal's chest?

>>78086979
Those ass cheeks are literally perfect.

>>78086979
nadal:* why sun in my eye*
where's my bottles

>>78086999
there was Thiem vs Delpo

other than that has there been any fun, dramatic, high quality matches?

>>78086979
I'd like to have her in my lap sideways and just grab one of those globes while we watch the local news

>>78087030
Only in the WTA.

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PLEASE VISIT INDIA

I think Rublev hates the net

>>78087030
nah

>>78087041
does anybody have the "why does federer hate the net" mem?

Why nadal match so boring? Muh straight sets.

>>78087030
Supposedly Anderson and Querrey was good? I only watched a bit at the end.

Americans speak alot

>>78087030
Yes Tiafoe v Roiderer

espn showing a "next generation" image . the future looks bleak, we're still waiting for the previous "next generation" to show up

>>78086274
>RUBLEV
>HAS NO RUBLES

WDHMBT?

>>78087131
i smirked

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>b-but this time Federer/Nadal will lose against a new generation player

>>78087129
>we're still waiting for the previous "next generation" to show up
They're not going to

>chokeblev

Seriously Rublev?
All you have to do is put the ball on the good part of the court

>>78087113
based on highlights it looked muggy
>>78087089
I doubt it highly, maybe good drama in tiebreaks

but an Andersson vs Querrey match could impossibly be good as both of them are quite boring servebots
>>78087037
I hear its incredible

I haven't watched Rublev's earlier rounds. Is he always acting so frustrated no matter the score like Andy Murray, or is he just doing it because he's losing terribly?

>IBM poll says Zverev is the next biggest player and not Shapovalov.
It's just getting sad at this point.

Nadal = me
Rublev = your 17 year old sister

>>78087167
Yeah he's complaints alot to his shirt shoes and racquet.

>>78087167
He's p whiney but not Zverev or Kyrgios tier where they fight with the umpire tier

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>this absolute collapse

>>78087167
Nadal is actually playing well.


(watch me get murdered for this comment)

>>78087129
they need to stop this group messiah shit. it puts pressure on the fags and fans for results.

>>78087167
I think he just has an insecure-looking face.

Nadal doesn't even have to play good, the kid is just too shit

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>this match

>>78087162
>wahh nadal is winning reeeeeeeeeeeee
Typical of a frog

>28 unforced errors
The fuck Rublev

wish I could turn forward the hands of time

>Dimitrov lost to this

>>78087181
A. Zverev is surely one of the biggest player around right now. In the best of 3 sets.

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none of my matches like tennis.
what do

>>78087239
He played a lot better then.

>>78087231
wish I could turn them back tbqh

>>78087183
Joke's on you, my sister's 13. Enjoy jail

>>78087030
shapo vs t. songa

>>78087203
No, you're right. I worry for Federer.

>>78087159
>>78087145
>>78087129
they dont make roids like they used to

the 2007-2013 era will never be eclipsed in tennis history, a list of players who didn't win slams and were peaking here

>Söderling
>Nalbandian
>Davydenko
>Tsonga
>Fernando Gonzalez
>Fernando Verdasco
>Ferru
>Tsonga
>Berdych
>Jarkko Nieminen lmao
>some very good tier 2 guys
>some guys I forrget

in any other generation this crowd would have deserved slams and being top 10

>>78087249
I just wan't to die

>>78087242
One of my matches taught taught tard kids to play tennis but knew nothing about professional tennis besides Nadal or Djokovic

>Djokovic died for this

Funfact: Mischa Zverev is well spoken and chadish in German TV interviews

>>78087260
the state of american tennis everyone

>>78087242
Is it really that much of a surprise to you that fat chicks don't like tennis?

>>78087203
>I'll probably get downvoted for this
>comment has 3000 upvotes

>>78087265
would be surprised if A was the chad in the family

>>78087270
I'll probably get downvoted for this but I like tennis.

Rublev looks like SCAM on PCP and meth

>>78087205
t. murree

>Nadal has NEVER won the ATP Finals
Embarassing for the GOAT of millenials

Like this comment if you like tennis

why tennis players never fart in a match?

>>78087294
*retweets*

>>78087265
what does he say exactly? plz translate an entire interview immediatly

>>78087294
>>78087284
1 like and 1 respect for each of you from USA

>>78087260
>taught taught tard kids

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reminder

>>78087258
Davy, Gonzo and Nalby played well even before 2007.

>>78087302
She taught taught me too

>>78087305
Cheers, m8
Was looking for this pic

>>78087305
Good post

>>78087305
wheres feds one

>>78087305
wtf i love nadal now

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>BARELY DODGED THE BAGEL

WELL DONE RUBLEV WELL DONE, HOWEVER

>>78087305
truly one of /10is/ greatest pieces of content

>>78087241
Not for long, he'll be out of top 5 when EBAM, Djok, Memerinka, Raobot and Nishikori come back.

Nadal is going to win the USO pen innit?

>>78087352
mhm

>>78087308
i kno but all of them basically had their peak in 2007, Nalby slaughtered Choko, Nadal and Fed in Paris I think

Davvy peaked WTF 2009 pretty much

Gonzo in 2007 Aussie open

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kneads moar hare

>>78087352
Federer will beat him

>>78086856
No noonish is

>>78087265
Not bad considering he is russian.

>>78087258
for me, Tsonga is the most disappointing

>>78087366
what a fag

is nadal GOATing?

Man Rublev even sounds like Nadal, only then Russian
Pretty cool though that he gets to play against his Idol.

>>78087366
He looks better without it no homo

>People paid hundreds of dollars for this

>>78087352
>didn't play against even one top 50 opponent
>dropped sets to literally whos
>people actually think that Nadal is in great form
Kek

>>78087398
this tournament has been shit, it is destined to finish with a shit winner who isn't playing well

>>78087373
>he doesn't eat @ 2:30 then siesta til 4:30

>>78087258
Based Söderling "won" RG for Roger

>>78087300
>called USO jews for taxing his price money
>complained about the high costs of staying in NY
>said his shoulder was ok but a nerv is bugging him
>said he will marry soon
>made excuses for not playing Davis cup

>>78087417
kevin anderson

>>78087398
As if he needed to.

>>78087378
for me, Söderling's immune system is the most dissappointing

newblev more like

>>78087385
No, Rublev is just bad. Has twice the UEs than Nadal and can't serve. Even at the second set he had more winners than Nadal, lol.

>>78087427
based

>>78087361
Nalbandian is younger than Roger Federer

Really makes you think

>>78087437
its difficult to have winners if your opponent hits every ball to the net

last digit is how many more grand slams your favourite tennis player will win

>double faulting into a break
At least he went for it, but still

Sad

>>78087448
that did in fact as you rightly stated make me think

AHHHH SISSY

>>78087448
And Hewitt is the same age

Did those guys fall off with age, or were they shit all along?

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why does nadal sit down with a towel over his crotch during breaks?

>>78087485
roids

>>78087464
Kei Nishikori

Fucking bitch move your ass

>>78087498
wew

>>78087484
Federer found his form and Hewitt had some injuries.

>>78087485
to hide the erection.

>>78087509
She had a cute butt

>>78087484
Hewitt's career was killed in 2005. He was never the same players after those injuries

>>78087515
why does sitting down give him an erection

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>>78087427
>GERMANY AKA REFUGEESWELCOME SOCIALIST 50% TAX RATE
>CALLS OUT AMERICA ON TAXES
STRATOSPHERIC KEK

>>78087539
hes russian

>>78087535
near his bottles

>>78087527
this

>>78087550
i smiled

>>78087498
Based, delpo

What a shitshow

I want my money back.

>>78087464
I knew Agassi had it in him!

>>78087484
Hewitt was actually decent but he had so many injuries that his movement suffered, he was basically a proto Murray. Not good, but very consistent and good at taking advantage of easy draws


Nalbandian never won a slam but was actually extremely talented and good at his best. He just never preformed his best in slams due to bad fitness, he was consistently over weight even though he was in the top 10. But fi you look at highlights from one of his masters runs, like 2007 Paris or 2005 tennis masters cup you will realize how good he was.

He was basically a mix between Goffin and Agassi. Incredibly good and beautiful

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XOBP3N1ejc

watch this and tell me they were shit all along


its just that Fed is a servebot and therefore his game ages very slowly, he could still win a slam at 40 lmao

>>78087573
YES

>>78087464

Goffin

>>78087576
what about my boy coria

>A Nadal match lasting less than 2 hours
What the fuck Rublev.

>>78087464
Wawrinka

>>78087595
>Guillermo Coria is 35

WTF

I though he was 45 or dead

never watched him much, dunno his game

I hope someone shoots boris becker, he adds nothing to the commentary.

>>78087539
pleb

>>78087464
Dunblaneray

ive played sets longer than this match

Fun fact: Andre Agassi is only 38

>Dimitrov lost to this

>>78087629
>implying anyone on /tennis/ plays tennis

>that talk at the net
Nadal knows how much Rublev means to him.

>>78087617
He's good at post-match analysis. I agree that he's garbage during it

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>>78087617
He actually does

>18 winners
>43 unforced errors
What was he doing?

>>78087648
Yeah, that was sweet.

>Le play against no one until semifinals balding stalling man.