Why does he trigger so many people?

>>78085097
Success?

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>>78085097
jealousy breeds success

>>78085097

This faggit is going to be benched by Hamas Rodriguez

hes autistic yet he acts like an alpha, triggers beta autists

>>78088302
he is just having fun, alphas and betas don't even exist

You either love or hate him.

>>78088316
t. beta

>>78085097
His face bothers me.

He's a disgusting pig fucker from Bavaria, one of the ugliest people in sports, a lanklet but not even tall, and looks like he smells like day old bratwurst. How can you not hate him?

>>78085097

This fag doesn't even deserve to touch a world cup

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He didn't even have as bad a season that everyone said he did. Nearly led the league in assists, just didn't score as much.

>>78088344
W-what's wrong with you?

He's just a silly cunt who's good at football lad

>>78088332
it is time to use another made up excuse to why no one likes you, maybe use Myers Briggs or Astrology

shit player costed us the euro

>>78088396
>t.Mario Gotze

>>78088409
yeah, him too

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It's probably his toxic personality.

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>>78088497
>the Italian had to calm down the German

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>>78088316
What a faggot

I love him, mein weltmeister

They just can't take the banter

hello foreign

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i thought we had reached a consensus at this point that he's among the coolest footballers

>>78088497
>>78090032
How can anyone watching these dislike him? He's hilarious.

Any compilation of his best moment lads?

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>>78088497
Chiellini is smart, he's just pissing him off to take him out the game.

I remember he always tried the same with Cavani in Serie A but never managed to and in one game they ended up laughing after elbowing and kicking each other during the entire game

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pgL8jqcABSc

what a cheeky cunt

>>78085097
he's like a cartoon character, not sure why that upsets people but i think hes pretty funny.
he's probably extremely obnoxious to be around all the time though..

is he the ice king from got

>>78090923
it's the night's king faggot

>>78090113
Neuer is so fuckin cute wtf

>>78090113
>Rabiot
#humble
#respect

>>78090113
Chiellini is like a player from the 70s transplanted to the modern day. The difference is that pronounced - but I can't put a finger on why

>>78090113
That was fun, especially listening to the guys in their native languages. Alli was the most unintelligible of the bunch.

>>78090113
This was interesting to watch. I didn't expect Hummels to sound... like that.

>>78090113
>the Donaldo comment was a muslim cocksucker fan

Of course it was, Penaldo wouldn't be able to read a mean comment without getting absolutely assblasted.

>>78085097

because he is a manchild troll.

>>78094371
Isn't it funny how all those Muslims are so enthralled by a man named Christian

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>>78088344
>looks like he smells like day old bratwurst

>>78088497
even Buffon knows he's in the right

>>78085097
Because he's the opposite of a Chad striker, like Giroud

>>78093779
Wut, do Americans really have such a hard time undetstanding Brits? He was very much intelligible imho.
He's got such a soft voice, pretty cute overall... right amount of cheeky

>>78085097
probably his ugly ass face

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>>78098391
>germans

>>78088497
Kek that face

>>78090113
Rabiot the only humble guy

>>78098391
Alli just has a soft voice. Americans probably cant understand someone unless their shouting and given an applause cue after they speak.

>>78090113
Dele Alli seems like a genuinely nice guy. Always so calm and reserved in his interviews.

>>78098391
Americans are only conditioned to understand plastic cheeriness.

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He is the GOAT like Robben

>>78085097
>Marries his QT childhood sweetheart
>Openly mocks betas
>Is 'white'
He has everything /sp/ wishes it does, it's just jealousy.
He does dive a bit though.

>>78090113
>no missi
autistfags BTFO

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>>78085097
Because he is introverted, shy and zero fun

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>>78088497
Vardy would die happy if he got to play in the same team as him.

I don't mind him, but he's really goofy at times.