JUST

>>78083054
>DG
>+1
>Argentina

>>78083054

>MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI

if brazil was balkanised how many teams would conmebol have?

>>78083054
It's a Joke, very funny joke btw

Wasn't Ecuador near the top a little while ago? What went wrong?

>>78083086
afaik they were told to play their games at a lower altitude

>>78083086
Lost to Peru

>>78083073
14.

>>78083054
CHI

>>78083123
CA

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>yuropoors that have to play against Gibraltar, Andorra and San Marino to qualify laughing at us

pathetic

>>78083128
bruh they only have 1 spot. its way more difficult than our system

>>78083128
Half of sudaca countries are qualified stop bitching

>>78083127
LE

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>>78083128

>losing to Bolivia

>>78083140
Still less competiton than in Conmebol
Groups that have competition are those without big teams

>>78083128
My country would have had to beat germany to automatically qualify but has finished second and now is probably gonna be unseeded for the playoff and have to face Portugal or Italy. So its a bit harder here if your a smaller nation

>>78083174
doesnt matter, even the play offs are WAY more difficult than conmebol

>>78083128
>ecuador-argentina
>peru-colombia
>uruguay-bolivia
>paraguay-venezuela

>spain-italy

yeah sure bro we're pathetic

>>78083194
That is true, but 3 big team for 5 places....

>>78083128
Half of your teams qualify to the WC. Only a fourth of our teams do.

>Argentina
>16 goals scored
>15 goals against
>in 16 matches

You guys are fucked

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>>78083128
Brazil x Chile will be in São Paulo at Allianz Park Stadium.

>>78083209
bauza's team

>>78083212

Will Brasil play that game 'seriously'?

You are already qualified anyway.

>>78083212
if brazil is so big why are you so glued

>>78083231
Probably not. Brazil will use the game to test new formations and new players.

>>78083208
cause erupoe is full of shit teams, only have like 4 decent: Germany, sPAIN, Italy and France. Netherlands is already on decline and belgium is a meme

>>78083310
we only have 1 decent team

>>78083310
Yeah because S.America outside Brazil is strong as fuck right?

>>78083319
Ecuador would beat all those meme teams UEFA has.
>Albania
>Andorra
>Armenia
>Austria
>Azerbaiyan
>Belarus

Like come the fuck on even Venezuela is better and they have 13 spots lmao

>>78083335
UEFA TEAMS
Albania | Andorra | Armenia | Austria | Azerbaijan | Belarus | Belgium | Bosnia and Herzegovina | Bulgaria | Croatia | Cyprus | Czech Republic | Denmark | England | Estonia | Faroe Islands | Finland | France | Georgia | Germany | Gibraltar | Greece | Hungary | Iceland | Republic of Ireland | Israel | Italy | Kazakhstan | Kosovo | Latvia | Liechtenstein | Lithuania | Luxembourg | Macedonia | Malta | Moldova | Montenegro | Netherlands | Northern Ireland | Norway | Poland | Portugal | Romania | Russia | San Marino | Scotland | Serbia | Slovakia | Slovenia | Spain | Sweden | Switzerland | Turkey | Ukraine | Wales


Name 13 teams there that could beat Argentina, Chilel, Colombia and Uruguay

>>78083335
Peru would easily beat England today.

>>78083247
Like 70% of Brazil's population lives in the same region (São Paulo, Rio de Janeiro and Minas Gerais) because it's the places that were colonized at first

The upper half of the country being the amazon also helps, the other inhabited places are pretty well spread out though

>>78083356
also this.

>>78083360
>because it's the places that were colonized at first

False. Wrong.

Wtf. Didn't you had classes from the colonial period?

>>78083355
Belgium
Croatia
England
France
Germany
Italy
Netherlands
Poland
Portugal
Serbia
Spain
Switzerland
Turkey

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>>78083355
Anyone better than the RoI, so about 25 odd teams would stand a chance

>>78083398
Sure the northeast was colonized first but they didn't exactly develop after sugar got cheap, the others did, gold mining and stuff

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>>78083402
>Belgium
>Poland
>Serbia
>Switzerland
>Turkey

>>78083335
This, it's filled with inconsistent retards. Brazil show a bit of consistency and they're 13 points clear at the top of the table.

>>78083360
44% of population lives in Southeastern states.

>>78083342
On neutral ground with no alltidue shit i'd say Albania, Armenia, Austria and Azerbaiyan would stand a chance. If you said Finland, i'd probably agree with you though

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>>78083428
>green texts turkey
>Doesn't green text Croatia

>turkey just beat Croatia


This really activates my almonds

>>78083402
Also """"England""""
Good one leaf

>>78083443
You're right, Turkey is more solid my mistake.
>>78083442
>muh altitude
lame excuse, you should be prepared for it before the game.

>>78083054

Lets be honest. 6 spots makes sense in south america.

You could easily move 1 from north america or Africa.

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>>78083433
44%, 70%, same shit

I'm from, Brasilia i don't know too much about the rest of the country

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>>78083398
>>78083360
The best way to explain Brazil's population density is to show that almost everyone lives near the coast.

>>78083402
>Croatia
>England
>Netherlands
>Poland
>Serbia
>Switzerland
>Turkey
nah

>Some South Americans still believe they have superior footballing nations compared to EUROPE

kek, my sides!

>>78083355
this is dumb logic though. Peru, Paraguay, Ecuador wouldn't qualify in UEFA. They'd be 2nd/3rd, maybe 4th seeds. You're probably gonna talk up Peru but it just shows how terrible the supposed good teams in SA doing. Probably think any UEFA team other than micro nations would struggle with Venezuela like Argentina.

>the favourite european team to win the wc tied against luxembourg
jaj, mis costados!

>>78083073
i only fucking wish

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LMAO!

>>78083544
look at this erupean leaders of the worldwide football >>78083549

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>>78083524
Funny thing Nigel.

>>78083549
In case you haven't noticed your also making fun of S.American teams by posting that group

>>78083549
>>78083561
>conveniently leaves out that a EUROPEAN nation won that tournament, and the one prior.

kek

>>78083549
>Colombia have made the knock out stage of the world cup twice in their history
>England have failed to make the knock out stage of the world cup just twice in their history

Always funny these meme teams quoting results.

>>78083604
you said Only strong team in SA was Brazil
And Uurugay pased right on top of 2 of the "good ones" of yurop. My beef was with this post >>78083208
We deserve half of our teams passing to the WC.

>>78083608
>bringing history do the discussion

You said that SA teams don't stand a chance against europeans and the last World Cup, Italy and England didn't even made out of the group stage against two SA coutries.

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>>78083608
His country hasn't won the WC at least 5 (five) times

>>78083608
>muh history
and still were are you now? keep living in the past cause thats the only thing you have lad.
>>78083605
read >>78083632

Germany is the fucking top of football right now i didnt deny that at all, but germany is 1 team of the UEFA, did you count how many teams belong to UEFA?

>>78083549
>>78083588
>all these filthy indians disrespecting based England
show some respect you savages

>>78083635
>la cuesta rica is a SA country

boa educaçao

>>78083655
It have a even "worse" NT than a SA countries, macaco.

>>78083549
>1 (one)

>>78083655
kek

JUST how the fuck >Arsegentina only scored 16 goals?
WTF are they doing?

>>78083653
You're not even european, Barbosa.

>>78083652
>were [sic] are you now?

Probably not that far behind Colombia, and this is your golden generation vs our worst team of all time.

>>78083673
>Costa Rica have a even worse NT than most SA countries, macaco

fixd

>>78083128
you are not supposed to be salty, chili

>>78083684
We will see about that

>>78083182
One of us
One of us

>>78083319
currently i'd say seven good teams and one very good

Italy or Colombia?
Portugal or Chile?

>>78083754
Portugal it's better than Chile, Chile would never win against based Portugal, the kings of UEFA (best confederation in the world)

>>78083754
>portugal or chile?
I would say chilel but after their last games fuck, portugal easily
>italy or colombia?
Italy but not for much.

>>78083795
>Italy but not for much.
>not for much
Zapata is a starter.

The 1930 World Cup was the only one where there were more south american teams than european teams in the semi finals.
It also happened 4 times in 20 World Cups that only european countries qualified for the semi finals.

>>78083360
Brazil is nationalist? we could buy the state of acre?

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>>78083128
>Chile
>Calling someone else poor

>>78083652
Holy shit youre an idiot.

I guess that comes with being a beaner though.

>>78083054
what, Chile's world cup is over?

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>>78083342
>>78083356
Ok, lets resort to the most objective measure out there, transfer worth. For example Armenia is worth £38.61m
Lets see how much the 4th team of your confederation is worth
>Peru £27.88m
Ha, hah, ok
What about famed Bolivia then?
>£3.24m

>>78084462
beaners BTFOOOOOO

>>78084462
damn. armenia just genocided south america

This is for all the periANOS comment from chileans.

>>78083212
*faveling in the distance*

>>78083872
>we could buy the state of acre?
Go ahead, i don't think anyone actually lives there

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>>78083402
>netherlands

Ok

ME QUIERO CORTAR LA PIJA

>>78083653
baiting for a pat on the back from his master england. Good boi!

>>78083310
Why do people forget the European champion but put other memier nations on a list like that?
tbf we have been shit at WC.

>>78084644
This is my hobby watching them, this guys are going to kill themself if they dont go to the world cup.

>>78083054
Chile caca

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>>78084617
>try and colonise Acre in Victoria 2 as Peru
>Brazil chimps out because the game automatically gives them a core on that little piece of land and declares war on Peru

>>78083249
>test new players and formations
other term for throwing the game to fuck over the Argies

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>>78083653

>>78084841
But he's right and Portugal is our greatest ally

>Memexico.

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>>78083201
>>78083182
South American teams are tearing each other apart for a spot. You guys only get serious when facing Germany or Italy

>>78083342
yes and none of those teams have ever come clsoe to qualifying for a world cup you fucking retard

>>78083249
That would be AWESOME for us if true :D :D

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>>78085026
>our greatest ally

>>78083785
Sarcasmo?

>>78085046
don't think that was the point.

>>78083159

your players have to take a nice luxury flight to Liechstenstein where they eat Kobe raised 100% organic cattle meat in a luxury 5 and a half star hotel at 0 altitude and the world's finest ammenities

Chile has to take a flight (who we all know maybe doesn't even make it there), get to a run down 1 star motel that they'd be lucky to get from the Bolivian federation, doesn't even have a TV and all the doors don't have locks so you fear for your life all night while your valuables get stolen during the time you go eat an empanada in the corner store. Then your walk back to the motel you feel like puking because of the altitude, and after all that (and the whores stole your money) you have to step on a pitch that hasn't been tended to all year until a week after this match, littered with Bolivians that smell like goat cheese their grandmothers made mushing it with their mouths.

tl'dr
Euros are pussies and Euro qualifiers are the reason international break is despised.

>>78085043
At the minute its just a game of whose least shit rather than they're all on the same level

>>78085072
what was the fucking point then?

that there are crap teams in europe? well no shit. peru venezuala and ecuador would be crap too in europe, and would have never qualified for a world cup.

its way easier to qualify in south america. half of your group gets to go to the world cup. you can literally lose more games than you win and still qualify and automaticaly. in europe you could play 10 matches, win 9 lose 1 and still not qualify

>>78085104
>what was the fucking point then?
>>78083310

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>>78085075
This

>>78085080
This is true, it's been mostly Argentina and Chile playing like crap but also Peru stepping up every now and then

>>78085112
don't bother, he's fixated on not having to admit that the European qualifying process is a joke.

>>78085112
conmebol is full of shit teams.

5 terrible teams that would never qualify ever in europe.

and you still get 50% of your teams qualifying. pathetic.

all it takes to qualify in conmebol is to beat peru, ecuador, bolivia and venezuala twice and you are guaranteed qualification.

it isnt the case in europe, you need to beat one of the top seeds at least once to even have a chance of qualifying

>>78085132
Peru is inconsistent but when their offense is firing from on all cylinders they have one of the best counter offenses

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>>78085163
reminder people WILL fall for this obvious bait

>>78085163

the fact that a piece of shit nt like yours is close to qualifying to the ruskies wc says a lot about euro qualifying stage. fuck off.

>>78085163
the "top seeds" include joke teams like England so it doesn't mean much.

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>Conmebol
just need to win 8 games peru, bolivia, paraguay, ecuador and venezuala and you are 100% qualified.

it doesn't matter the games against Brazil and Argentina, you can lose all of them 11-0 and still qualify

this is how a woeful team like Peru can qualify. easy stuff

>UEFA
imagine you are Bulgaria, a similar level team to Peru

you only have two crap teams in your group, that's only 12 points, no where near enough to qualify. you also have to get 8-10 points against Sweden, France and Netherlands

and even if you DO manage to get those points and finish 2nd, you STILL aren't guaranteed qualification.

you then have to go onto a play-off match, which is seeded, meaning you will be drawn against Portugal or Italy.


genuinely laughable that you suducas think its hatrder in your meme zone

>>78083094

fake news. They have not renewed their players.

>>78085075

Imagine being this retard.

>>78084462
Damn, based Armenia

>>78085338
el boliviANO

>>78085386

El muslim rape-baby.

Nah just kidding, you guys have the best economic academics and intellectuals.

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>>78084462
Transfer worth isn't an objective measure, a lot of players are overpriced. Hell, Arsenal and Man City were just fighting over Jonny fucking Evans. Plus, look at the results of past Intercontinental and Club World Cups. Comparatively, South American clubs are poorfags and yet the European champions lost to us more times than they'd like to admit. Get fucked.

>>78085257
>just need to win 8 games peru, bolivia, paraguay, ecuador and venezuala and you are 100% qualified.
Amazing hearing this from a UK anon, when England, the best team in that region, failed to even beat Costa Rica in the last world cup. You're greatly underestimating the competition, so it's no wonder England got memed out of a cup by Iceland. Hell, the mighty Euro 2016 semifinalist Wales scraped past Moldova yesterday. I'm howling at the stupidity of your arguments.

>>78085075
>some americans actually believe this

>>78085398
el aimarANO

>>78085398
>Says piss poor Bolivia

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>>78085447
Watch out denmark, for your coastline is vulnerable to a lighning fast bolivian navy attack. They are seasoned in the fiercests of lakes and eager to claim any inch of the sea

>>78083310
Sudacaland has literally one good team

>muh Messi
Pathetic excuse for a leader

>>78085411
>i'm greatly underestimating the competition

>peru
never ever been past the 2nd round

>bolivia
never ever qualified from the group stage

>ecuador
qualified from group stage once

>venezuela
never even qualified

>paraguay
got past round 2 once ever

>colombia
got past round 2 once ever

>chile
got past round 2 once ever

WOW...

SO THIS...

IS THE POWER OF CONMEBOL

now some shit teams in europe

>poland
third place twice

>austria
have finished 3rd and 4th

>turkey
semi-finals in 2002

>hungary
runner-up twice

>russia
3 quarter-finals


Europe shits all over SHITMEBOL and always has

>czech republic/czechoslovakia
two finals, two quarter finals

>bulgaria
semi-final

south america hasnt won a world cup since 2002

>>78085257
You're acting like Sweden and Netherlands are good

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>never forget

>>78085609
>never ever been past the 2nd round
They'd still destroy england

>never ever qualified from the group stage
They'd still destroy england, in bolivia

>qualified from group stage once
They'd destroy england anywhere

>never even qualified
Sure, they're getting better now though but who knows it's a project.

>got past round 2 once ever
Would beat england

>got past round 2 once ever
Would massacre england

>got past round 2 once ever
Same as above

>>78085609
UEFA has 11 World Cup titles. CONMEBOL has 9.
And UEFA has far more countries than CONMEBOL
England a shit

>>78085075

This is true

Eat shit evo

>>78085938
18-7-4

England record v Chile, Colombia, Paraguay, Peru, Bolivia, Venezuela = 18 wins, 7 draws, 4 losses

you spics are fucking woeful at foootball, just accept it

>>78086090
how is england record against Brazil, Argentina and Uruguay?

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>>78086090
>1 (one) WC little baller wants to talk shit

>>78086118
England vs Argentina and Uruguay

England won 9
drew 8
lost 8

it's pretty bad against Brazil but whose isn't

>>78086118
how is Uruguay record against Germany, Italy and Spain?

a lot better than Uruguay's is against Germany, England and Spain

retard

>>78086144

>no world cups in the modern era

sad!

>>78086200
1950 is modern era
> post WW2 international order
> air travel
> TV
> professional players

>>78086164
that shitty argentina
England 3 - 3 - 5 Uruguay
in official games
England 0 - 1 - 2 Uruguay

All games: Italy 2-4-3 Uruguay
Officials: Italy 1-1-2 Uruguay

All Games Germany 8-2-0 Uruguay
Officials: Germany 3-1-0 Uruguay

All Games: Spain 5-5-0 Uruguay
Officials: Spain 1-2-0 Uruguay

All Games: France 1-4-2 Uruguay
Officials: France 0-2-1 Uruguay

so:
Germany>Spain>Uruguay>France>Italy>England

Not so bad.

NT:

1Tier: Brazil and Germany. Always have consistent teams throughout the years and are usually the favorites.
2 Tier: Italy, Argentina. Are almost as good as the first tier but they don't have what It takes to be the GOATS.

3 Tier: Spain and Uruguay. Meh.

Absolute dogshit consider suicide Tier: England and France

>>78086471
Italy and Argentina aren't even better than France and why the fuck is Uruguay on any of these tiers? This isn't 2010 anymore dumbass. Also Spain shits on Italy and Argentina as well

>>78086200
at leas they make it to the semi finals in WCs or comps

>>78086498
I'm not talking about the current squads only, burguer.

>>78086471
Spain were garbage for a long time

>>78086498
In the last 10 years Uruguay has won a continental cup and reached semifinal in a WC...please tell me about England merits in these years?

>>78083054
>>78083072
Adentrísimo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AkYEh4oT5do

>>78086118
That's not the point though is it?

He has already disproven the 'argument' already.

Face it, SA is 2nd rate tier on the continental scale.

>>78085257
in comparison to getting 5 wins versus your bottom tier as well, whats the difference

>>78086471

>Spain and Uruguay in the same tier

Lmao stay deluded

>>78084977
technically what happened was a bunch of rubber-extracting hues migrated to that place, didn't know or care where the limit of the country was and ended up revolting against bolivia declaring independence, they were subdued after 8 months. Then they revolted again and bolivia couldn't be arsed so they sold the land to us.

>>78086658
I think the point is that First tier conmebol (Brazil and Argentina) are in equal foot to First tier uefa (germany, italy)
Second tier conmbeol (uruguay) with second tier uefa (france, spain, netherlands)
Third tier conmebol (paraguay, colombia, chile, ecuador) with third tier uefa (england, portugal,etc)
Fourth tier conmebol (bolivia, venezuela) with fourth tier uefa (switzerland, turquey, croatia, etc.)
And then you have all the uefa teams that almost always no qualify

PD1: This are more or less "historical" tiers, some may be lower or higher depending the moment
PD2: Bolivia in La paz upgrades to second tier and his rival goes down 1 tier.

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Caceres is T H I C C.

>>78083182
Portugal only depends on themselves to be top of the group though.
Rest assured the lads will do their best to avoid the playoff

>>78086798
Legit looks like a porn

>>78083355
Why are you semen slurping yuropoors pretending that CONMEBOL's midtable isn't better than practically that entire list?
Even concacrap would compete a bit
Delusional poor retards

>>78086788
What are you smoking? Spain and France are not second tier and 4 tier uefa is much better than Bolivia and Venezuela.

>>78086881
he refers to historical tiers and both of those countries aren't top tier historically

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>>78085609

You now remember him

>>78085609
mmm we have a third place sweetie

>best strikeforce in the world
>scored less than paraguay and venezuela

>>78085075
>0 altitude

>>78086788
PMSL

urugay are no where even close to france or spain

Bolivia, paraguay, peru are a million mules from croatia and switzerland.

Spics are hilariously delusional.

>>78086788
>ecuador and paraguay are as good as england and portugal

Lmao

Not even you believe that

>Para(gay)

>>78086933
He clearly isnt talking about Historically uf he thinks England and ecuador are equal you absolute retard

>>78085075
Vidal what are you doing in burgerland?

>>78087130
>He clearly isnt talking about Historically
>>78086788
>This are more or less "historical" tiers, some may be lower or higher depending the moment

>>78083073
optimistically - 12
pessimistically - 21 - most of them would be shit.

>>78086788
don't put us in the same fucking tier as paraguay and ecuador, historically or not

>>78087248
>spics think ecuador are historically equal with england and portugal
>thinks anyone should take them seriously

Lmao

Go away and make some more monkey soup you bunch of oddballs

>>78084462
Armenia againnst Conmebol

Chile 7 x 0 Armenia (1997)
Paraguay 2 x 0 Armenia (1997)
Equador 3 x 0 Armenia (1996)
Peru 4 x 0 Armenia (1996)

Such was the impact the armenia would rather play Azerbaidjan in Baku (at least the game was scheduled) than playing Conmebol teams again.

>>78087290
U mad boy?

>>78087401
>Peru
they try their best every 20 years

>>78087401
>the armenia of 20 years ago is the same as the one of today

Mhkitaryan is already better abd more valuable than anyone ever in the history or future of paraguay, ecuador, peru ir venezuala

>>78087462
Armenia is literally just Mkhitaryan + 10 literal whos that can't even do murderball right, so no, you're dead wrong there. Stick to your EPLel general, chav.

>>78087277
Just because you don't like it, doesn't mean it isn't accurate
I'm laughing at the English who are a joke that has convinced itself every year they're above average and only manage to embarrass themselves

>>78087462
>Cubillas
>Aguinaga
>Gamarra
>Spencer

>>78087518
LITERALLY WHO

>>78087504
Peru, paraguay, bolivia and venezualan are just 11 literal who altitude babbies.

They'd get destoyed in modest european climates

>>78087557
>venezuela
>altitude
>>78087504

>>78087530
>last in a group with Costa Rica
>humiliated by part time dentists
>we-we're good because our media tells us so
LMFAO

>>78087599
Costa Rica thrashed you 6-0 over 2 games in your WCQ

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>>78086798
>Caceres is G A Y

ftfy

he's always the one parading around butt naked

Armenia's players play in a decent level in Europe earning decent money

Venezuela and Bolivia players play in ansolute shithole Spic countries playing against part-time bus drivers and get paid in bottles of Corona ans grams of cocaine. I could literally earn more money cleaning toilets here part-time for 2 days a week

>>78087628
>you
>trying to make a concacaf country better than it is because your disgrace of a nation embarrassed itself again
Only German, Italian, Spaniard posters should be allowed from that side of the world. Icelanders should be posting, not you
Top kek

>>78087505
it's not a matter of liking it or not, Ecuador and Paraguay are nowhere near our level, whichever way you put it

>>78087599
>defending beaners over England
jesus Christ this is the state of the millenials now. very upsetting.

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>>78087675
>this damage control
tip top fucking lel

>>78087704
I'm just curious why you're painting Costa Rica and Iceland as bad when they're light years ahead of the USA. Also Italy lost to Costa Rica so they should be banned by your autism fit, no?

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>>78086471
>being THIS mad
huehuehue

>>78087731
Stating facts over pandering to faggots
You're the only one behaving like a millennial, sweetie
Europeans don't like you either, go suck out their shit in another thread, clueless yuroboo faggot

>>78086788
>Netherlands in the same tier as France and Spain
>Ecuador and fucking Paraguay in the same tier as Portugal and England
>Literal whos in the same tier as WC 3rd placed teams
Serious question : have you ever watched a football game ?

>>78087744
Why are you including the US?
It's like me including your benefits ridden country in a discussion about basketball, of course with the exception that we dominate that and you're an embarrassment in your own sport. An absolute disgrace of a counter

>>78087704
t. played and failed to beat Honduras(x2), Panama(x4), Costa Rica(x3), Jamaica, Guatemala, Venezuela, New Zealand and Trinidad & Tobago in past 3 years

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I believe in Perú!

>>78087855
You could do that if I was in a thread about basketball, but I don't give a fuck about it. Take it on the chins.

>>78087704
>t. Losing against me

>>78087878
I'm south american, now go keep convincing yourself you're a world power and not just a rotting relic only allowed to exist because the USA needs you around
You have all the arrogance and mindset where you believe you're great like Americans, except this country runs the world and you're just our good boy who is living in the past when you were once relevant like the rest of Europe
That's why you people envy Americans so much, you're bitter they run the world and are a far more powerful than you've ever been. It won't change either, they'll become more powerful and you'll be less important with the passing of time

>>78088014
i'm not English, I'm German

>>78088046
I am Greek

>>78088014
lmoa didn't read

i can tell by the volume of typing your SEETHING though. lmoa stay mad fatty.

going to post up the USA results from 2010-13 to see you get more SEETHING

>>78088014
Which spic country are you from?

>>78088014
>pretending to be from a country that's not terrible at the world sport just so you can try to deflect any criticism

Yanks are embarrassing lol

>>78088091
He is from LOS

>>78088091
USA
S
A

>>78088091
California

>>78088105
How's the flooding situation Texas?

>>78088091
Nevada, Florida, New Mexico, California, Arizona, Texas

>>78083073
what do you mean teams?

i guess if São Paulo divided themselves it would be like 3 big regions, maybe 4.
It really depends on who you ask tho, there is no real division between people, yeah someone might be a little more neutral than others, but overall there is not a identity to justify dividing based on cultural differences.

Economically and politics would be good just because brazil is a big country and we need better divisions, but that is it

>>78088099
>pretending
The only embarrassing thing is your country and the delusion that you're on par with the US. You can't even compete with Germany. Your existence relies on America needing an obedient lap dog it can rely on because no one trusts Germans
Go dip your fries in curry you half kebab "Briton"

>>78088105
You people are seen as parasites by them. A big reason why so many want brexit is to stop you roaches from going there to wash their toilets, but keep licking their assholes, gotta earn a living

>>78084977
acre is our national pride.

>>78088014
>>78088187
t. Juan Fernando Velasco, 22 year old born and raised in LA.

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>>78088216
Not for long.

>>78088187
>I'm South American therefore play better sawker than you lol
>muh USA is better than the rest of the world

So which one are you?

Also what the fuck are you on about? Brexit was made to stop chileans going into England?

>>78088169
i mean internationally, so like how colombia, vz, and ecuador were balkanized in 1830 or so. that would've meant even LESS teams in the most exciting continent for football

>>78088187
>get told you're on par with Panama at football
>start ranting about how 'powerful' the average ameriblob apparently is whilst simultaneously pretending to not be American

so, so embarrassing.

>>78088252
one of the biggest meltdowns i've ever seen on /sp/.

guys had a nightmare

>>78088014
>I'm south american
>except this country runs the world and you're just our good boy

Really makes you think...

>>78087504
Ghazaryan is allright
Same goes for a few others that are banned by the federation and they can't really play for the NT as a result

Before moving the goalposts remember that we're talking about Venezuela tier players

>>78088252
>>78088245
So as an unbiased opinion from someone who's been watching soccer the sudaca qualifiers are more entertaining than yuro ones. More memes desu.

>>78088289
10 teams, all of them who would easily beat the minnows like andorra, gibraltar, or malta who waste everyone's time in the UEFA qualifiers. its just a tighter competition with guaranteed entertainment.

>>78088187
england is far better than you at football man, I get why americans like to shitpost about being equal but that's all, just shitpost; I thought americans weren't deluded thinking they are actually good, the only reason they go to the WC is cause concacaf is easy as fuck, you wouldn't qualify not here nor in europe

>>78088252
Are we pretending the USA doesn't run the world?
Are we pretending you're relevant and not just our contact/lap dog?
Not only are you irrelevant and trash in your own sport, but you're spiraling down as a country in general
All you people ever do is envy the US because it is what you wish you could be, but you people are too lazy and to dependent on benefits to ever really pick yourselves up again
Now keep using this american site, consuming american media and everything else in your life that comes from here

>>78088275
I've been here a long time so part of me feels very much american and I'll certainly defend it against a bunch of muslim saturated irrelevant countries lazy on benefits still jacking off to past centuries

>>78088414
That's the most ridiculous shit I've ever read on this board. Congrats.

>>78088414
Answer then, which spic country lad? Don't be shy now

>>78088414
>"haha look at those countries with a 20% muslim population, why don't they have a 40% spic and nigger population just like we do ?"

>>78088479
Not him but if I were European I'd gladly trade spics for Muslims

>>78088438
Which part?
Do you really think you're relevant?
Your entire country could fall into a sinkhole and no one would care
No one cares that much about petit fours or baguettes

>>78088414
On the contrary we look at the USA as an example of what not to do, but none of this is relevant to the thread.

>he's ashamed to name his spic country
Hiehuehue

>>78088513
>a fucking spic talking down on european countries, countries that literally created his whole continent
What a time to be alive

>>78088283
Venezuela would destroy Armenia. The newbies that got 2nd place at the U20 WC are tough.

>>78088532
it's because he's not from any of them

he's american, and lied about it on the internet to try and deflect from an argument.

pathetic

>>78088598
Probably a millennial faggot from Portland

>>78088479
Don't you have Africans to house and feed?

>>78088518
Yes, becoming the world super power and expanding its dominance is horrible
Here you work or drown, there's no benefits like in your shithole that coddle anxiety and any little thing you fragile faggots complain and get benefit money for
>teenage girls having reconstructive surgery on their vag claiming it's affecting them
>full of drunk white single mothers who live off benefits because the system is so broken
Bunch of drunk called in make up suicidal depressed coddled fucks on the dole
Your country doesn't exist when compared to the US, simple as

>>78088532
>afraid
Since I'm discussing America's superiority over yurop, there no point in my saying where from
You think you're going to bait me into saying it so you can divert the conversation?
Kneel down and gag on America's cock and maybe then I'll say where from, proxyfaggot
>>78088631
Millenials from Portland are yuroboos, at least learn the basics needle pretending to be from here

>>78083212
PLEASE feed chile so argenegros don't qualify

How the fuck did the shitty south american fuckheads get out of not having the likes of St.Lucia or the Falklands while we have Germany vs San Marino and shit

>>78085609
HOW WILL THEY EVER RECOVER

>>78087557
>Peru
>Paraguay
>Venezuela
>Altitude babbies

Jesus Christ you're such a retard, at least the other euros here try to make sense, you're just clueless

2014 germany
2010 spain
2006 italy
nuff said

>>78087704
>Says the Yank.

You're in no position to talk about who should and who should not be posting here.

Then again, you're probably a Mexican due for deportation. Even worse.

>>78088014
>Envy Americans

How can anyone be so wrong?

>>78088289
Probably right.

I also enjoy watching the Chinese League purely because the playing standard is so hilariously fucking bad. (No I'm not implying the standard there is on par).

>>78088674
So you're a spic huh
Ya que lo eres me pregunto el porqué tan velozmente juzgas lo que nuestro sistema social hace o deja de hacer cuando los hechos objetivos demuestran lo contrario a lo que quieres implicar. Más aún cuando perteneces a la masa social que oxida los engranajes de USA y sin ningún conocimiento de causa aparente
Go with shaniqua and collect your foodstamp lad

>>78088414
You're an embarrassment


Holy shit

>>78089201
This is probably the most embarassing melt-down i've seen on here save for some /heem/ related banter.
He's a spic so he's the god of football, but he can't tell you which country is he from and a t the same time he's the most patriotic american.
kek a true spic would never ramble against welfare since they depend onit probably more than blacks

ITT: wetback born in spic country thinks he's American.

Nah lad you're a fucking beaner.

>>78089191
Ustedes estan invadiendo todas las americas porque se mueren de hambre. No tienen trabajo y su gente solo gasta los impuestos absurdos que le roban a la gente que genera para darle de comer a la basura floja que son los europeos
Se estan pudriendo y solo tienen la memoria de el pasado lejano cuando no iluminaban todo con velas

>>78089120
Yes, envy to the point of obsession
You should stop stop helping the US and cut out anything that comes from here.
Start by leaving this website, so using twitter, andany american products
You're not far off from being Egypt tier living off relics. Can't wait for brexit to kick in so all of you parasites on gibs for anxiety and depression can have those benefits removed
You only exist because the USA wants you to, don't forget it

>>78089343
>las americas
CHI

>>78089343
lol that's a new one.

The internet and Computer are British made inventions and a product of our culture.

Fuck off then.

>>78089343
>las americas
lmao
the rest of your shitpost is so laughable i'd just say: You have to go back

>>78089369
Don't waste your time, going with the way he speaks he's probably from Guatemala el salvador or some total shithole like that who is also worse in football than any european country

>>78089403
I've been to Spain, your standard of living is laughable. European youth fantasize about the US as well, it's hilarious
You people depend on the government subsidizing your livelyhoods, you're a joke and a money pit to other euros and you think you can compete with the US?
Go take a siesta and beg for work while you keep leeching fmro other countries so you can eat

>>78089427
I'm Chilean but I've spent most of my life here. You are Greece tier, you latch on to history while living in a sardine can
Seriously, your standard of living is so laughable that I can only laugh at your delusion
Now go riot for work and more ridiculous, manolo

>>78089480
>I'm Chilean
>>78088187
Yet here you replied to a Chilean claiming Brexit was to keep Chileans out, whilst calling Chileans roaches, presumably confusing his flag for some other country. So you're lying again or don't recognise your own flag.

>>78089480
>I'm Chilean
No lo eri' wacho

>>78089480
WeW
To find a country as messed as the central american shithole you came from in europe you'd have to go to moldavia and they're atleast better looking.

>>78084995
Based german.

>>78089529
I'm phone posting and I assumed it was Poland from an earlier part since the window to enter text covered the top half of the flag, which makes sense since brexit doesn't affect chile at all, retard

>>78089540
Nice try, you are invading Chile and even fucking mexico looking for work because your country is a burning ship and a shithole. The only thing your country has to offer the world is tourist sites from past centuries when shitting on a corner in your home was the standard
Delusional poverty ridden fucks

>>78089616
>Your country is a shithole
>I'm a spic
huehuhheuheuhuhe culiao we'on

>>78089351
CA

>>78089643
Chile > Spain
When you can stop flooding Chile looking for work then you can start trying to tackle the US, you can't even do it without sucking on mama Merkel's tits, you'll certainly never achieve it on your own

>>78089702
Take it easy bro. Calm down.

>>78089702
>I'm chilean i swear
Sure just cover your mara salvatrucha tattoos and you'll look the part

>>78089736
Aklsjadlkksks
No seaaas maloooo

>>78089724
I'm unironically playing FIFA while posting
These European idiots live in a bubble of delusion and envy, go visit Euterpe so you can see how disgusting their standard of living is. San Isidro in your country is nice than most of spain
The only difference between you and them is the absurd amount of gibs they receive because they're lazy coddled entitled parasites with no work ethic

>>78089736
I'm glad you're acknowledging the fact Chile>>>>>spain
At least Norway, Denmark and even Germany can be in the discussion, paella Greece tier shithole like yours has no business saying anything

>>78089819
You need to stay away from /pol/ """""""""weon""""""

>>78089819
No, seriously calm down. Everybody comes here to have some fun, you look like you're about to have a stroke or something.

>>78089805
CHI
>>78089819
I don't need to discuss chile because you're not chilean.

>>78088014
>>78089480
>>78089616
>>78089702
>>78089805
Stop claiming to be ch*lean you ameritard. And even if you were, then you should realize how ironic it is when you seem to be against inmigration, while you inmigrated to another country. I bet americama don't even like you. It reminded me of a stupid woman whose son was in Sweden, yet she was against the current inmigration in Ch*le. The swedes see us the same way we see those "new ch*leans"

>>78089855
>americama
kek i meant americans
stupid phone

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>>78089819

Back on topic, Germany would shit themselves in La Paz or Quito.

>>78083249
>Probably not. Brazil will use the game to test new formations and new players.
This is damage control.
>>78085053
Nah, you are fucked anyways. Tite doesn't want to taint his unbeaten record by losing to Chile.

>>78089855
Everyone's a hypocrite like that desu.
Lots of old spaniards complain about eastern yuros coming to work here yet they probably worked in France in their youth because of the civil war.
The "oh but we don't count" thing is pretty funny. The english even call themselves expats and not immigrants heh even if i knew a couple of them that were on welfare

>>78089848
>sHi
MiRaD lO orIgiNaL ke eh diChO oShTiAsH

Gallego puto

>>78089855
>against immigration
Reading comprehension, Evo

>>78089848
Once again, I'm glad you acknowledge Spain being a worthless moneypit full of people who only have comfort from things farmers achieved centuries ago while being a parasite to the rest of Europe

>>78089958
you clearly told the spanish bro "you are invading ch*le", you fucking hypocrite.
Besides, you aren't even ch*lean

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>>78089958
anon, please.

>>78089944
Calm down bro have UNA VELA with me
>>78089958
>Once again, I'm glad you acknowledge Spain being a worthless moneypit full of people who only have comfort from things farmers achieved centuries ago while being a parasite to the rest of Europe
lmao what are you even talking about chavo

Es alto redpiliado tipo 0n tier pero no es gracioso

lo peor de todo es que se cree ch*leno

>>78090023
Do you feel pride in knowing this american is roleplaying as chilean, or is it insulting that he thinks chileans are as stupd as him?

No hay nada de malo en creerse primermundista y bi campeón de América.

Spic moves to America as a baby, grows up in Americq and speaks with an American accent and thinks he is Chilean

Fucking kek. Actual, real chileans are embarrassed of you, you fat amerishart cunt

>>78090063
clearly insulting

>>78090063
Lots of americans roleplay as brazilians in the brazilian jiu-jitsu community

>>78090063
>>78090063
His Spanish is bretty good I'm sure he's actually a fellow spic

Everyone ITT is a spic.

>>78090100
He totally is but some of his mannerisms don't look all that chilean

>>78090100
but clearly not a m3stiz0 del des1ert0

Except >>78089915 der aryan peruaner

We need a meme mini WC for the "decent" teams that don´t qualify.

>>78090127
finally, something that england can win

>>78090125
Don Francisco pls.

>>78090127
Who'd play that cup then?

>>78090147
England. That is all.

>>78090163
>>78090140
makes sense

>>78090147
Just meme teams that don't qualify. Could you imagine an Iceland x Bolivia match in La Paz?

>>78090120
wtf is with that new "mestizo del desierto" meme? When did it start?

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>>78090127
Not a bad idea. Like a "B" series WC. And the winner faces off the "A" series winner.

>>78090182
Iceland are tied for 1st in their group you silly billy.

German blood runs through his veins


>>78090182
Starting Evo Morales

>>78090163
Kek. It's a cup that only includes England so they win it everytime, and the english media would hype it up as the most important football competition in the world just like they do with the PL.. What would it be called though?