>... your Messis, your Ronaldos, your Neymars

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>He's a proper football man, he knows the league...

Is this the thread for mildly handsome ex-England players with neatly trimmed beards?

>>78082506
no its the thread for hack pundits who are stealing a living through nepotism

>wears a three piece suit to sit down and talk about football
its not a wedding, Jamie

>>78082587
>wears a three piece suit
>isn't a black pimp in the late 70's
for fucks sake bro get it together

>>78082587
>dressing smartly when on television

wish more people would do this tbqh

'e'll score against ya West Broms, ya Stokes, ya Watfords but canny do it against ya Chelseas ya Liverpools ya Man Citys

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>>78082607
screams Americanism to me

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>Football is changiinnn

>>78082506
No. Since you entered this thread it became the thread for closeted homo fags whose anime fetishes have crossed over into real life.

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>If I was the [losing club's] manager, Id be livid in that changing room

e'll be in 'at dressin room right nahw questionin der mentahlity, 'ave they got wot it takes, 'ave they got the fight n desire they need to go on and win this one.... Im not sure that they 'ave, Thierry?

>"desire, desire, desire, quality pass but de desire"

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*lineker or shearer makes a mildly funny joke*

>x team wanted it more

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>err.. I mean...

>>78082680
You've got your Riquelmes, Zidanes, Redondos, Pirlos, Xavis, Iniestas, Bentancurs, Valverdes', Kroos' Isco, Vieiras, etc

>He is implementing a new style of football and the players need time to adapt to it.

>>78082745
>>78082675
Not sure you lads get it

>>78082431
>>78082608
Where the fuck has this kind of expression come from? They never used to speak like this and now they all do it.

>>78082755
I forgot my image

They look like peasants in suits.

>>78082768
That's what happens when you let plebs rule everything.

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>And to be fair he should have scored that

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>and now we go to the Hawthorns were even those disgusting fans haven't let in refugees to stay with them

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>inarticulate uneducated mushmouths given broadcasting jobs

why

Overpaid and over-respected.
Imagine if in Rome they let retired gladiators comment on gladiatorial games.

Footballers should be paid like shit and their retirement bonus should be to remain alive.

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>He's a bit of a NARSTYYY footballer, he has that edge about him

>>78082836
'e's 'it the beans, jeff

>>78082845
This was the weirdest analogy ever

>>78082836
>Dribble Dembi-Bobacici was 'utstanding today Jeff

>>78082863
Yeah he clearly has baby brains, like most Portugal posters

>>78082836
He's pretty much there to play the fool though. He's clearly putting it on now and playing a character. He called Qarabag "carrier bag" the other day.

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*conflates talking loudly with being insightful*

Was this the greatest moment on Skysports news history

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XaW1hqqyEhw

For me, it's watching Phil Thompson sink into total despair on Soccer Saturday when Liverpool are losing a game. Even though he's supposed to be focused and commentating on another game.

Lel what did redknapp ever win? League cup?

>>78082930

Louise from Eternal

>>78082614
lol look at that monkey

>>78082924
lmao you think he'd grow up abit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ly0rmTNdvkQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTamG07VgGI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=scCk2fVRsE4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWVuQH55TCU

>>78082668
Really? This nig can't afford a nice tooth?

>>78082845
but gladiators usually die and a retired gladiator would be considered pretty good and legendary considering he survived
footballers don't tend to die on the pitch innit

>if anything he's struck that too well

what did based Thomo say?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04VljCdQxuI

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>tfw love cliché commentary

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>>78082836
we have those too

>>78082836
>This geezer Silva, wassee know? duzee know the Premier League? 'E won the Greek league with Olympiarkos, I could do that. I could do that. Shoulda gone for one of these young British lads, Gary Rowett, Alan Pardew, Thierry Henry, the list goes on...

>>78082614
>>78082965
Yo fuck off, he's one of the best players on TV period

>>78083213
I bet you voted for Trump

>>78083221
If I voted for Trump I wouldn't be defending a black man.

>>78083213
why does his hairline look like its been done with a sharpie?

>>78083151
>young British lads
>Thierry Henry

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>This is Beckham territory

Going to miss Motty's cliches when he retires at the end of the season lads.

F

>>78083267
>Ohhhh it's a goal!!
Seriously worst commutator ever, wish he fucked off years ago

>>78082607
A vest is not smart

>>78083250
All black people in America are like that, they obsess over their hair lines to the point of going to a barber every other day to make sure it's as straight as possible. It's become a meme and they shame each other if their hairline isn't perfect.

>>78082993
>but gladiators usually die
lol

>>78083253
I believe that was the joke.

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*good opinions*

>>78083270

kill yourself.

40 years of carragher, owen and neville incoming. even if I could get sky sports here I would watch foreign streams to avoid those cunts.

>>78082836
>this lad, e's diffrunt gravy Jeff

>>78083331
>Goalll!!! Oh yes a goalll!!!!
Motty really paints a picture with his words

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“When Alexander of Macedonia was 33, he cried salt tears because there were no more worlds to conquer..... Bristow's only 27.”

>>78083270

>No love for "it's getting better and better and better!"

Don't talk to me or my wife's son ever again.

>>78083348

you're literally watching what happens yourself. if he was a radio commentator you might have a point. all the GOATs know that good commentary has nothing to do with meme analysis of the game or AB-whatever team trash talk.

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>UNITEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDD

>>78083331
You're forgetting we're entering the age of a Barton/Savage combo

>>78083418
Martin Tyler has to be the biggest hy merchant in history. Always screaming and sucking off the Manchester clubs and their cunty managers

>>78083495
hype merchant*
HYPE HYPE HYPE merchant**

>>78083418
>>78083495
>>78083504
Just stop your embarrassing yourself

>>78083511
what?

>>78082614
Bettis is an honorary white man

>>78083511
u wanna go outside pal

>>78083531
You saw what he fucking wrote

>>78083535
You want to*

>>78083539
+

>>78082836
>>inarticulate uneducated mushmouths
Typical football fans.

You seriously think they created the show for nobody, do you?
Young" no longer means "ages 18-24." It means "old people who did not grow up."
The show was created for them. And if you're watching it, it's for you.

>>78083540
**Do you want to

I miss Andy Gray so much desu

>>78082995
t. Owen Hargreaves

>>78083585
If you're asking a question you put a question mark at the end.

>>78083601
>correcting grammar on 4Chan

do u wanna go outside tho pal

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>>78083601
Oh you

>>78083495
Arse are clearly the team that Tyler prefers. In fact he prefers all the London clubs to Man Utd. Listen to this at 10:18..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0CBLAlVDeXU

He can't even get excited about United becoming European champions. The only time he's been excited by Man Utd was Macheda's goal or when Rooney does something.

>>78083620
Read rule 3 and rule 6.

>>78083664
>>78083620
>>78083601
>>78083585
>>78083552
>>78083540
>>78083539
>>78083535
>>78083531
>>78083511
outside. now

>there bill

>>78082993
gladiators were too expensive to die
very few fights actually ended with the death of either partecipant

>>78084098
They were also the earliest known athletes to have sponsorship deals.

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>he's got to do much better there... at least make the keeper make the save

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>"Who does he think he is, King?"

>>78082827
>nonsensical shoehorning

Remember a few weeks ago when Carragher spent 2 minutes trying to explain to Redknapp that buying Van Dijk won't make Firmino head the ball any better?

Jesus Christ OP I've never noticed how much he says that, 10/10

>>78084660

he's a blathering retard but he's had a 15 year TV career because he's telegenic and wears nice suits

>>78082668
Based Wrighty
>>78082987
Solid gold lad, init.

>>78082930
He 'put the pressure on'

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>la cassette scores a header
>"Arsenal always needed a striker that can get on the end of crosses"

Footballers on tv was a mistake.

>>78084365
OHHHHH MY! COULD IT BE? IT IS!

>>78082614
>>78082965
shut the fuck up faggots, Jerome is fucking based and would kick your faggot sissy yuro asses with a single finger.

>>78082668
>Ian Wright's comment on a comedy sketch involving Ricky Gervais and a midget: "I don't know what it is about little people like that.. I just love 'em!"

>>78082668
Do people actually hate him? He seems like a very chill guy.

>>78084782
everyone sees Giroud as a failure so he doesn't count

OFFICIAL BEST COMMENTATORS POWER RANKINGS

1- Clive Tyldesley

POWER GAP
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G
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9999999999999999999999999999994- Everybody else

>>78084838
Do you mean andy townsend lad?

>>78084782
Arsenal don't cross enough when le complete player is on the pitch

>>78084819
A lot of people on 4chan woship alt right youtubers

Alan Shearer
Danny Murphy
Ian Wright
Mark Chapman
Roy Keane

All objectively good, the rest are shit or tolerable

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>But Claude. Who's at fowt 'eeya? Arsene Wenger has to do sumfink to change it araand.

>AM TAIHD, ROBBIE. HE'S GODDA GO!

>>78084875
Most boring man alive detected

>>78084869
A loud minority*
ftfy

>>78084869

This has nothing to do with the fact that Ian is mildly retarded.
Henry is a lot better than him.

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I dunno, Jeff

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>That's stunning. Just a stunning piece of play from Asensio. He's a marevlous footballer. Stunning.

>>78084891
t. Lineker fan

>>78084902
Is he the greatest pundit of our times?

>>78084869
I'm a radical alt-right extremist who voted for Trump and I love Ian wright & Thierry Henry.

>>78084911
I hate this wanker

neville and ferdinand are unironically good

although like all pundits they are scared to touch on the real issues sometimes. like wenger

>>78082678
>yeesssss, of course

>>78084911
http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/european/owen-hargreaves-bt-sport-champions-league-atletico-madrid-vs-real-madrid-a7730366.html

>>78083036
PENGIN!

>>78084911
>When I was playing for Bayern Munich...

>>78084917
He certainly is.
Guaranteed laughs

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>Pelanty

You guys like Darren Farley?

https://youtu.be/M7Y-BLUJ_Xk

He made a video with a black face Rio once:

https://youtu.be/UyGOqrDL_Ps

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>It is unbelievable. There is nothing to say....

>>78084869
Protip: The alt-right doesn't real.

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>>78084948
>Fedinand
Here you can see his genius. Bang. Past 1 defender. Boom. See you later. Little dummy there and he's sold him. And then this piece of skill is just spectacular. And in the goal. Simple stuff.

>>78084696
I can't stand him. He can hardly speak English, I swear he puts on his cockney lad wanker twat accent.

>>78084935
Cuck

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>>78084982
>Hargreaves, you see, has such a sunny outlook on life that everything he sees is amazing.
It's almost midnight and I'm laughing like a maniac.

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>YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME

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>>78085069
"Don't be a bother, just give us your daughter"

>>78085052
I played against him. Really tough to defend against

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>I played against him when I was at Spurs...

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>>78085125
>Did he merk you, Rio?

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>As you can see, he's kicked the ball, and it's gone over the line to the back of the net. So that's a goal. Which makes the score 1-1.

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"That would've been a goal had it gone inside the post."

F

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>>78085223
>And that's a second yellow for him. Which means it'll be a red card and he'll be sent off down the tunnel.

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>>78084869
>he thinks the alt-right is real

Which social science are you studying at Uni, m8?

>>78085144
Imagine looking and dressing like a school kid in your mid 30s.

>>78085144
Honestly the worst one of them all. He tries so hard to sound smart and talk in a clearer accent and you can still tell he's a retarded londoner

>>78084225

>garth 3-1-1-5 crooks

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>>78085223
>>78085246
good old weirdo owens

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As a striker, it's your job to score goals. And he's a striker, so that's his job. To score goals.

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>>78084848
Miss ITVs Champions League nights desu

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>he's very proactive; always in an around the striker as soon as he sees any danger

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>>78085293
He's really odd

He needs to be in and around the box more

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>>78084049
I dunnoooo, Billllll.

>>78085085
*shills MLS players during an international competition broadcast*

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>"Anna tell ya dese loht don like ih-uppem, Jeff."

>>78085395
>it's not a good sit-yooation, Jeff

>>78085288

He's from Nottingham

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>>78082768
>>78082431
>He hasn't heard of Tigris Messi and Islamiano Ronaldo
Fucking plebs

>>78085439
no tripfag has the right to call anyone else a pleb tbqh

>>78085288
>londoner
He's not from London and sounds nothing one too.

>>78085288
no you fucking idiot, he 'tries' to posh up his Nottingham accent. But, more importantly, do you honestly think you'll ever see a British flag critiquing a Canadian's regional accent? This is why you're hated

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>That is an absolute blooter

>>78085144
He's bitter as fuck. Watching Shearer wind him up after Chelsea beat Tottenham in the FA Cup was gold.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Ty_LiW9Cu0

>>78085551
Lampard is going to be the best pundit of the modern era. Wish the BBC was spunking our tax sterling on him for motd

>>78085606
Lampard and Gerrard unironically make a great punditry team imo

>>78085629
something something england midfield

>>78085508
>getting this butthurt over something so trivial
You're a retard kys
>>78085466
>>78085435
Replace Londoner with whatever you call people from Nottingham then

>>78085655
Wikipedia reliably informs me it's Nottinghamian

>>78085310
>>78084848
BT Sport's abysmal commentary made me realise that I took him for granted

>>78085655
He's from Nottingham mate, not London

>>78085508
from notts myself. makes me cringe a bit when jenas pronounces 'isn't it' or 'isn't he' for int it or intee, the southern woofs at the beeb probably had a word though

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>I say time and time again. Set-pieces, set pieces, set pieces.

>>78085821
I transcribe interviews of witnesses/victims of crime from Nottingham. Dark place mate, stay safe

>>78085859
Didn't it always used to get called the gun capital of Britain?

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>He's got a lot of payass, he just needs to find the spayass

>>78085517
I still remember being on /sp/ when he said that. Instant classic.

>So rock me momma like a wagon wheel
>Rock me momma any way you feel
>Hey, momma rock me
>Rock me momma like the wind and the rain
>Rock me momma like a south bound train
>Hey, momma rock me

>>78085849
Who's that in the background?

>>78085936
don't

>>78085920
Me too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBVnv3ZvO28

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>>78085936

>>78085936
>>78085946
POST IT

>>78085395
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZUIzPtWu_g

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>>78085849
>This guy is 86 rated in Fifa

>>78082587
If you're not dressing properly when talking about a billion-dollar business in front of millions of viewers... when will you be dressing properly?

>>78085974
risky webm watch

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>>78085920
>>78085950
>/sp/ kids think that was the first time Lawro described a goal as a blooter

>>78085859
i just avoid the darkies

>>78085903
yeah, shottingham as we were affectionately known. cleaned up a bit now though

>>78082614
That suit is horrible, the lad in OP's pic has a great suit (probably bespoke from London).

Seems like American channels that show footy have some total shirt tier English pundits including that black guy. Alongside him they have a very attractive american pundit who isn't actually that bad, remember him having lovely hair.

>>78085936
I second this question.

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>>78085995
it was the first time blooter became an epic maymay

>>78086001
big guys never look good in suits desu

>>78086020
Alexi Lalas?

Really enjoy the Arlo white and LeSaux pairing on NBC. Sky is ok but dull. Bt is unlistenable mostly.

>>78086058
There's some truth to this, but the suit itself looks rubbish. A good tailor would have made him look okay.

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>He beats him there perfectleh, just like the time I beat my wife

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>YES JEFF, QUITE O U T S T A N D I N G STUFF HERE. OUT WIDE, SWUNG INTO THE FAR POST. OFF THE HEAD OF THE DEFENDER INTO HIS OWN NET! BRENTFORD HAVE TURNED THIS ONE AROUND IN THE D Y I N G SECONDS PF THE GAME! WHAT A STORY! 2-1.

>>78086092
Kyle Martino actually

radio commentary> tv commentary

> sell Kyle Walker
> replace him with Kyle Walker-Peters

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>>78082809
>And that was a terrific effort on goal but [keeper's name] should have done better

>>78085987
lol no

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>>78086465
>He'll be disappointed with that, Gary.

>>78085629
For someone that's been synonymous with Liverpool for the last 20 years, Gerrard is quite level headed. You can tell that he never bought into the cult-level worship of the club. Finding out that he was instructed to text random elite players about joining Liverpool was just sad.

>>78082638
Watching Gary talk about managers getting sacked is hilarious. You can practically see him having PTSD flashbacks to his Valencia days.

>>78085336
what the fuck is his problem

>>78086490
lol kys

>>78082845
kek wtf

>>78085517
He's unironically my favourite pundit ever. He's genuinely hilarious with his dry humour and he often seems like he's just not that interested football which I find more endearing than the ultra-serious cringe-fest of the ""intelligent"" pundits like Gary Neville and Jenas. He's a proper British character and at least doesn't pretend to be some sort of mastermind.

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>>78082827
kek

>>78087285
Lawro's best when he's co-commentating. Hopefully he does it for the WC.

>>78087330
Yeah I find his snide and sarcastic little remarks so funny. He regularly mocks players etc which others seem scared to do.
I think the reason I really like him is that conventionally 99% of commentary is totally pointless - just stating the most obvious observations - so at least try and make it funny.

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>he's hit that TOO well

>>78087285
Can remember during an FA Cup tie where Sheffield United were playing Middlesbrough, the crowd panned in on some United fans who looked inbred as fuck and he piped up with "Looks like a scene from Deliverance".

Great banter desu

>>78087369

he also had that BBC predictions column where he predicted nearly every game to end 2-0

he must wake up every morning and wonder how long he can keep getting away with it

great fucking thread, lads

>>78086527
At the same time he still loves the club more and knows it better than anybody else

>>78084875
Possibly one of the worst posts I've ever seen in my entire life
>rating Mark Chapman
I cant imagine how smug, milquetoast and self referential you are JESUS CHRIST I HATE CANADIANS

>>78087600
how can you not like chappers?

>>78082431
God damnit I read this in his voice.

When will he be replaced by someone competent and proper British?

Lol this thread is gold.


Never really caught on to Redknapp saying that but he says that A LOT.

>>78085336
Who the fuck has only seen 8 movies in their life? What in the actual fuck

I didn't know people like this existed

>>78082452
He looks a bit like that old West Ham manager..

>>78087730
he's a literal sociopath

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WqOxNspUPyE

>>78085978
At a wedding. He gave you an example already.

>>78082614
>And what style of suit was Sir looking for
>JUST fuck my shit up

>>78085085
>"I would let Landon Donavan fuck my wife, Ian. His performances on the galaxy were world class"

>>78087639
I was once part of an experiment where a group of people publicly faked killing a baby. But there were various hench actors who were noticeably aligned to the group that faked killing the baby, and it was clear that any member of the public who spoke up against it was gonna get a beatdown from these thugs. The experiment saw over nine out of ten people speak up, despite knowing they were in for injury or death. But one of every ten people would stand silent, letting the event wash over them, calculating at that exact moment with an awful coldness, quelling all humanity in the blink of an eye and thinking only of themselves. These people, these one out of tens, would all look the same. Man or woman, fat or thin - they had the same look in their eye, the same tone in their voice, even all holding themselves a certain way when they spoke. They projected a facade, often engaging and almost likeable, but inside they were empty, sorrow filled spaces. They knew nothing but the idea of what a person should be, and they were going to do exactly that, without ever actually being a real person. I learnt how to spot these individuals, the one out of tens, and although I have only met a relative few, I have been proven right over and over again, with them never failing to confirm my suspicions. Proven right in every single instance. And Mark Chapman is one of them. Do not believe his lies

>>78087838
Dude nice, original meme my man

>>78085044
>>78085249
Are these the latest /pol/ deflection tactics or am I just not up to date on fresh memes?

>>78087579
The only reason he didn't leave Liverpool is because a bunch of cunts turned up outside his house and threatened him and his family.

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>>78087869
the fuck did I read

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>>78083253
Either pay your depts or pay for an educational you fucking twonk.

>>78087692
They all do now. One of cunts on BT will say it and then the other two pundits will do it as well for the rest of the night. It's inexplicable.

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Well...
You see it there...
He's made the run and...
If anything... , he's just blindsided the defender...
Got through..
And... it's excellent work with the finish

>>78087935
Oh be quiet you shitter

>>78085936
The sliced salami of the states
The roast beef of richland

>>78088154
Gerrard was always entwined with the Liverpool crime scene.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-560616/Soccer-star-gangsters-Steven-Gerrard-murky-depths-Liverpools-underworld.html

He had lots of family across Liverpool that would have been in danger if he left for Chelsea. This is common knowledge. Sorry to break it to you.

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>>78085551

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AfQarImZ97Y

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Jumpers for goalposts

>>78088278
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wu6IYKkNZqA

Yeah Gerrard doesn't mess around.

I bet he'd be a proper wrongun if it wasn't for football.

>>78088482
giggsy, isn't it? giggsy wiggsy

>>78085995
>>78085920
>>78085517

Man "Blooter" used to be kind of a big meme here on /sp/, what happened

>>78082836
>Can't believe City have signed this Eddie Sun bloke and loaned out Joe Hart. I just don't get it Geoff, look at his performances for Torpedo and tell me he shouldn't be in their starting line-up.

Sam Allardyce looks drunk on The Debate, lads.

>>78088278
didn't his wife snort coke off a bouncer's cock in a night club?

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make way

>>78089013
yeh of course everyone knows this

>>78089065
>Daily reminder that Keys and Gray got sacked for a minor comment about a female linesman while uber slag Kirsty Gallacher was caught driving 3 X over the limit and still works for Sky.

>>78089065
it was just banter

>>78089065
>>78089106
Never gets old. Top lads.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OzPYRFSUlCQ

>>78089106

I have the feeling they had been wanting to get rid of them for a while

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5S3a6L69zY

what an absolute tit jamie is

>>78089166
No idea why.

I would literally stay and watch the post match analysis because of them.

Now I turn off when most matches are done.

>>78089216
Richard Keys was shit.

BOSWINGA GETS BACK HERE

OH I TELL YOU WOO HE DOESN GET BAAH

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>"he absolutely rapes him".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ToAah0ME4bY

>>78089276
How the fuck have I not seen this before.
On that note, anyone have the video of Ian Wright laughing about midgets?

All time fav

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHnDM4rFr1M

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>>78089276

jej

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What did Natalie mean by this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0K5FCGmziDg

>>78089276
never seem this, crazy.

gud op

>>78089333
He was right, of course.

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umm yesh
dey heff to pley goot footbol

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...

>>78089333
live is never live on tele
sky left it in on purpose

>>78083077
he is the best dadaist avant garde artist on TV right now.if you don't watch him you are pleb.

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>[shit analysis that has zero validation for existing]

>>78084838
Like Tyldesley.

Prefer Sam Matterface though - he usually does Europa league commentary.

>>78089467
>*explains why Tottenham were great despite failing to win a match*

He did it again a couple of weeks ago on MOTD2 after they lost to Chelsea (again).

quite like redknapp desu https://youtu.be/922sq0dy_T4
even tho he has no real right to be there on his insight

>>78085229
What in the actual fuck was he thinking here.

If this was for Movember (which it better well better be) then hats off to him because I've never seen anyone make themselves look as much of a cunt as him when this was shot.

>>78089300
Found it, reckon the beeb tried to hide this;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RlcuT9ZVs90
Relevant part is about five seconds before the end.

>>78089532
Top kek

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>>78089507
It was movember.

LOL who remembers this one?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJTnszMPLXQ

Dixon literally left the BBC after this.

Wrighty's a good lad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=omPdemwaNzQ

>>78082614

Based Bettis. Only Steeler I'll ever respect and he stole TD's on the daily. Sorry Duce

>>78089802
It looked like Shearer saved him tbqh. Dixon was talking fucking shit.

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>... Belle and Sebestian...

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oh coutinho's just scored a 50 yarder using just his cock there. cool.


wait a second POGBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA has passed back to the keeper.

>>78082666

Good lord

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>"Listen..."

rip motty

https://youtu.be/stvYjSIccAA kek

dumb cunt Jon Pearce

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HjIj_GlvLD4

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>WELL LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING MEAN GENE

>>78089863
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sn1vt8WsLEQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1U2RlkagRQ

Literally within about 5 minutes of each other. What a twat.

>>78089963
What a thick cunt. Probably has to ring his kids whenever he tries to use his Sky box.

>>78090029
>it's a bitter scouser can't appreciate the difference in narratives between a player scoring a consultation goal, even if it was very good, and a 19 year old, just signed for a record fee, coming on and immediately dicking the opposition defence and securing his new side the match episode

>>78083328
fookin hell franky

i didn't know you was still alive

>>78085085
Fuck you, Taylor Twellman is a national treasure.

>>78090070
>consultation

>>78090103
Blame my phone. I shouldn't have had to explain to you in the first place. Tyler just loves a good narrative. He goes mad several times here over Man Utd's demise:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1joR0sQt04

>>78089837
I had the same impression

>>78089434
Can't fucking stand him

fooking hate british people

>>78090377
r u d e
u
d
e

gary https://youtu.be/GQPvfaTu93E

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>OHHHH YAAA BEAAUTTYYY... WHAT A HIT SON

>>78090377
Why?

Do our tabloids trigger you into a frenzy or something?

lol why did this thread blow.

>And here to enjoy it all with us are Rio Ferdinand, Steven Gerrard and Ian Wright. All three have had their hands on this trophy....

HAHAHA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9la7betqjqw

https://youtu.be/hVil6Fgo6sk

>>78090739
Lots of posters from your britains, your brazils and your italys.

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That is a DISGUSTING act

>>78090957
https://youtu.be/aEcPlgi2s-w

>>78096815
good post

>>78083532
No, he's not. He's a retarded ape.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhqigIW-RKk

no characters like Stan in football anymore

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>for me, its...

>the likes of

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>>78088712
looks like De Niro when he decides to whack everybody in goodfellas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z49xZ7VcfqE

>>78100461
do british people find it irritating listening to foreign "pundits" with bad english

my brain turns off 5 second into every sentence he makes

>>78085052

>When I was at United
>More is expected of you at United
>United should be winning these games

etc etc, hate that fuck.

>>78085144

He's a snake in the grass; using his position in the media to try and force Spurs to give their players new contracts with doubled salaries. What does he think, they'll make him their manager because he's one of the lads?

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>ctrl+F "souness"
>0 results

Lads.

>>78100722
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Fvsg_Ct1cw

>>78089370

She knew what she was saying. Probably planned it out. Hate that contrived "one fuh da lads" shit from the SS ladies.

>>78089802

How you can be upset after speaking a load of dribble for 30 seconds that someone has stepped in to save the segment is beyond me. Gooners.