/heem/

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Will he retire with 0 defenses under his belt?

>>78081711
underground can more like

>>78081719
hope so
i love watching spergs sperging out about it

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>underground king

>>78081719
Conor hater here, Ferguson is very hittable and Lee is a free win

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>>78081739
Has way more heart than Conor

>>78081747
Conor nutthugger here
I agree Tony relies on his chin
a ghust of wind and lee does the chicken dance but he is massive compared to conor, would be scary if he clinched/took him down

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>>78081579

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What was the gameplan making this thread tonight and what, if anything surprised you?

>Askren never became ufc champion

>>78081835
Every time

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>>78081794
>hunt uses alienware
The cte finally got him lads

>>78081769
>Squashing 3 contenders all which could beat the paper champ because he's making up excuses on the fly
At this point they should just cut the top 20 from the UFC and have Conor fight debutants for every title defense instead

>>78081849
how is that relevant to what i said
vent at someone else asshole

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MvP is /box/ now too

>>78081839
>posting on heem as his room fills up now waist deep with water

Embedded
https://youtu.be/izp9yegoyOc
https://youtu.be/izp9yegoyOc

>>78081868
Epic

>>78081865
hey man

>>78081871
I LOVE pranks haha

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>>78081861
Get into my guard faggot, you wouldn't last 15 seconds

>>78081861
talking about Conor's shitty groundgame was just so unstimulating my brain automatically diverted from the topic

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>>78081865
>not spending your last moments on earth succ posting

>>78081873
I know its hard to type while treading water but try to finish this thought

>>78081896
pls no bully hes in danger

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*bloccs your path*

>>78081864
why's he doing that? not enough fights in bellator?

>>78081922
>Artem will Headline the Poland card

>>78081965

He seems to be getting into bed with David Haye quite a lot these days. Probably some decent money in it

Hello

(sorry for bad English)

>>78081982
*upvotes you*

Great insight into MMA my friend! No need to apologise for your English, it's very good much better than most of the people on here in fact!

>>78081835
WHATS UP LONDON!!!!
WEEEEEEEEEEEE
first of all I want to thank my coaches, my family and my saviour jesus christ
I'm the best in this division - in any division
I'm coming for that belt baby

>>78081864
Couldn't he get a big payday in kickboxing and actually win? Or does boxing pay more than there as well?

>PVZ thinks she has a shot at 125
She's weaker than the entire roster at 115. She's just a terrible fighter all around.

>>78081996
well that's becausethe most insidious bias is that which is not acknowledged by otherwise fair minded people. Let me say, I am deeply honored to get your response even in this context-your independence, integrity, and depth of knowledge are correctly prized. Nevertheless, I invite you to imaginatively rehearse what it is like to live in a culture that never gives you the benefit of the doubt, always punishes to the max, and only grudgingly concedes merit-would you believe that focusing on the ephemera you cannot sympathize with is benign or that it is the same old same old? There is a lot more to be said about this, but my major aim is to encourage you to be proactive and provocative in your reflections about color and class in this great cultural stew of sports and combat sports.

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>>78082006
>Not thanking Jesus first

>>78082017
Isn't there a girl who's 0-5 and still hasn't been cut yet?

>>78082047
Eye, she's fighting her next

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>>78082038
First and foremost I'd like to tank my lord and savior Jesus Krayst for helping me do da dam ting and less get it trending on titter guys, HASHTAG UFC HAWAII

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>>78081835
I like Eddie and I think he deserves more respect

>Reis goes 5 rounds with DJ
>Cejudo gets heemed in 1 round with DJ
>Cejudo is still the favourite vs Reis

>>78082047
1-1-5 anon. She's a real world beater!

>>78082072
>>Reis goes 5 rounds with DJ

???

I'm not that hyped for 215 card. Last Saturday's fight night was clear to me as being full of decent fights.
I'm guessing fight of the night for 215 will be Stephens/Melendez, unless rolling around is your thing, in which case it'll be the main fight.

>>78082080
*3 rounds
My mistake

>>78082081
>I'm not that hyped for 215 card
Wow, show some respect for the best human fighter in ever. For the price of $60 you're paying to see history in the making.

Does anyone have the MMA math chart that shows how Schaub is the greatest heavyweight of all time?

>>78082081
.... saying that, the rivalry between the cumflake and the big brown dyke will make the co-main interesting.

>>78082094
I'm not a DJ hater desu mate

>>78082067

That's a hand-kick

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>>78082081
Im actually looking forward to Nunes V Shev and the rest of the main card should be good.
Keep an eye out for the pedro fight. It might not be Ngannou vs JDS but it should also be good

>>78082106
I hear what you're saying on Pedro. He's KOing people R1 all the time. And Latifi is fun to watch. I'd pick it as fight of the night but I think there's a relatively good chance of them gassing if it goes past R1.
I have money on Pedro, thoough Latifi is the slight favourite.
I wouldn't be surprised if Pedro gets heemed. It's about time. Though he got rocked by Rountree and got straight back up.

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>>78082097
That's just using common sense my man, if cain and rogan didn't conspire to end his career he'd be the heavyweight champion right now and have beaten jon jones 100%

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>>78082106

Same, Nunes and Shevchenko are two of the very few WMMAs who can actually FIGHT, (others being people like JJ and Cyborg)

Wanna see Poones out of there 2bh

>>78082103
Had Conors hand not been there Eddie would have won

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>>78082126
>ywn make sex with her bunda

>>78082117
Pedro chin is suspect. Im pretty sure he also got stunned in his last fight but i'm hoping he gets the win.

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>>78082134

She really does have a quality bund

>>78082133
it's fatigue

>>78082133
> if connor didn't block a kick like hes supposed to and let Eddie head kick him, Eddie would win.
Huh really made me think.

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>>78082146
Conor should had leaned into the kick with his hands down instead

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>>78082126
I would rather see Shev lose, go down to 125, become champ, and face JJ. But thats only because I like nunes more.

>>78082152
Agreed that right there is perfect technique

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>>78082156
What does Amanda nunes smell like?

>>78082074
>>78082057
No i mean the one with leaked nudes that PVZ beat

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>>78082156
Valentina won't get first crack at TUF champion coming off a loss in a title fight in 135.
Dana will give that 1st opportunity at double belt to Joanna if she wants it cause she has the most good girl points

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>>78082163
Cheap deodorant and daddy issues

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CxqpRMfBfjc

w-wha

>>78082168
Im pretty sure JJ said she wanted to beat Rondas defense record. She also doesnt think shell be fighting for too much longer. She said that before they announced the 125 division tho. It doesnt matter who gets the belt first, theyll fight for it if they both move to 125

>muh title defences

>>78082207
Fuck off Conor

>>78082166
Sauce

>>78082220
Kailin Curran is the chick i'm talking about

>>78082120
Seriously though it's something that shows how Schaub beating Cro Cop means that Schaub beat Stipep

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I don't understand why people hate DJ. People say the division is boring but at least he actually finishes fights.
I'm starting to think all of you "fight fans" who only like Heavyweights don't actually have any appreciation for the sport.

>fighters train for years to master a combat style
>spend months training for a single fight
>finally get in the ring and flail around randomly swinging wildly for 4 minutes

i dont think this semen slurping sport is for me

>>78082179
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7SQETw7ApU
?

>>78082305
I've seen people comment on Youtube and Twitter calling him a pussy for ducking Dillasnake. Hated the fact that he refused the fight, but he was reasonable about it so I wouldn't call him a pussy. I just don't like that he's so caught up with breaking the record. He's a fantastic fighter, but his title defenses are pointless given the fact that the division is so shallow. I'd give him credit only when he fights much better fighters.
How well known is DJ outside of non-casuals anyway? Only people I know who know who he is are fellow martial artists and surprisingly my history professor.

>>78081750
Didn't save him from getting ktfo by conor

>>78082270

Tennis comfirmed for least fatlet sport

>>78082368
DJ's reputation is literally non-existent to casuals

>c-conor should defend his title against bums instead of fighting c-champions :(

MANLET HATERS BTFO!

https://youtu.be/mfB-S_Z4IvU

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>>78082485
>attempting to shill your shit quality podcast with your annoying faggot voice
You will literally never be famous or relevant fatty, I just want you to know that

>>78082065
lmaoing

ufc is dead

>>78082270
>Nascar
>athletes
Honestly about as impressive as e-sports athletes desu

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>>78081835
P-please leave me alone
I'm very confused and in a lot of pain

>>78082541
The age of Bellator is about to begin

IMPORTANT POLL

http://www.strawpoll.me/13873073

http://www.strawpoll.me/13873073

http://www.strawpoll.me/13873073

>>78082557
you dont know what youre talking about

fucking leaf

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>>78082558
Mmkay if you could just look at the big screen up there
*dc attempts to look up, cries out in pain*
Wow you are hurt, are you thinking about retirement? Or maybe suicide?

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<---------- Tappy

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>>78082595
n-no

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>>78082168

I want to see JJ vs based Val in MMA so fucking much

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>>78082581

sorry I only vote in very important polls

>>78082305
DJ's haters fit mostly into three categories: retards, casuals and insecure manlets. Most people on /heem/ are insecure about their manhood so they get uneasy watching smaller fighters or they have low self esteem so they need to bring down DJ's achievements by attacking him on a physical characteristic he doesn't control which is his height. They feel that because they are taller this somehow negates DJ's achievements and some on here are legitimately delusion enough to think they can beat him in a street fight aka they're fat basement dwelling keyboard warriors.

why couldn't eddie beat Conor?

Classic good guy vs bad guy scenario and the good guy didn't win

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Michael Bisping

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people don't like 125ers because finishes are inherently interesting

>>78081864
the only reason anyone knows this fucken bum is a flying knee, and his latest fight was GSP-esque in its uneventfulness. Good riddance

>>78082694
>128 total fights

kek this division is way too shallow

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>>78082694
>tfw John dodson wasn't the one to end mighty memes joke reign
He was the only person at flyweight I actually liked because I was entertained
Fuck you dj

>>78082704

Why are you such an angry poster nikos

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he runs /heem/

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>>78082733
forgetting someone?

>>78082737
just don't like fucken bums who disrespect the sport

Unironically enjoy heembedded more than the actual fights

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>>78082692
Buddeh bless

>>78082760

What's your opinion on goobert

>>78082737
hes not even greek m8

why the fuck is the UFC even bothering putting on a card on the same night as GGG vs. canelo

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>>78082765
Try defending your title once before calling yourself a champion. Also, fuck the mandrama-tier shit

>>78081965
>why's he doing that?
It seems that he refuses to fight non-cans. He's had hype on him for over 5 years and we just kept waiting and waiting for him to fight somebody. He had to fight Daley next, so he quit the entire sport. He'll probably fight boxing cans for a few years then retire I guess.

Is cage warriors a B level promotion or C level?

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>>78082743
>implying someone with only 1 tko victory could ever be my boy
Atleast Dodson knocked people out

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>>78082694
>2.3 No contest

Why is bw so dirty ?

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>>78082743
>that fucking chest acne

how the fuck is cejudo on the prelims of a flyweight card lmao

>>78081835

My hats off to my opponent, such a tough guy, he's a real warrior, but I had a really good training camp, probably one of the best training camps ever, I'm surrounded by such a great team and such great people, we knew what to expect, we knew he was really tough coming in but we came in with a gameplan, my striking coach Keith Bumblefuck is one of the best in the world, and my wrestling coach and all the rest of the guys at the gym, I'm in the gym everyday, and.. and..
*trails off and grabs mic*

WHATS UP MISSISSIPPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

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"You're outboxing him, we don't need to put him away too early"
Owen "Yes Man" Roddy aka Edmond

>>78082848
lmao that pic is fucking hilarious

>>78082859
oh for sure my dude

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*blocks your path*

>>78082821
the single only reason he's even on the card is so that he can step in if MM or Borg pull out

>>78082694
I think it has less to do with the fight going to a decision and more to do with it going to a decision without either fighter ever being hurt

>>78082879
*gets retired by reis*

>>78082821
Prelim headliner is more prestigious than bottom 2 of ppv portion

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>>78082915
he's not even the prelim headliner though lmao

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who hyped for this

Lads, if Conor loses again is his hype/career done? MMA is such a brutal sport you could be on top of the world one day and in the next day you are back to being a average fighter in the eyes of the fans and I feel that if Conor gets knocked out his fanbase which is built on him being invinicible will turn against him.

Honestly, I have so much respect for anyone who is able to defend his title for so long which is why I like DJ so much. Because it's way more risky to consecutively defend than do what Conor is doing.

>>78082946

oh for sure my man my boy Khuukhenkhuu is a beast my man the guy is a beast 100%

>>78082946
Is China is taking over?

>>78082963
Yeah, his aura will be deleted.

>>78082963
no, he's built up a cultlike fanbase than will defend him literally no matter what happens

>>78082963
not one person thinks Conor is invincible bud

fight pass and the ufc website is so fucking shit, can't imagine unironically paying for it

>>78083035
let me guess you get mad about moneyfights too

>>78083041
literal autism

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>>78083041
WTF people actually buy reebok shit?

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>>78083058
I wouldn't exactly call them "people"

>>78082586
Amazing defense

>>78082586
>>78083126
lmao yank pissed that nascar drivers aren't real athletes that is hilarious

>>78082840
kek that was pretty good anon

>>78083035
I'm on a three month free trial and I regret signing up for the trial. It's bad.

>>78083035

Had to use an acestream to watch FN Rotterdam because fightpass was skipping and being shit.

It seriously is garbage. I may aswell cancel my sub now desu since I've seen everything on there worth watching

>>78081868
Nice, two of my favorite people

>>78082763
rockhold is such a gaylord

https://pollmill.com/f/what-is-the-size-of-yukari-ueno-s-nipple-m4k46q2/answers/new.html

>>78083058
>i s-swear im mexican
Canelo

>>78083311
most mexicans look like canelo you mong

>>78083138
lol thanks bud

>>78083340

>most mexicans are fair skinned gingers

lmao yeah okay juan whatever you say bud

>>78083345
>>78083359
based budposter

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>>78081711
>tfw no here can pess your gward

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>>78083359
Mexicans are honorary aryans my man

>>78083397
who is your favorite fem fighter

>>78083397
based bisbong

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>Speeb received permission from Dana White to participate in the Metamoris 2 Brazilian jiu-jitsu tournament on June 9, 2013, facing Roberto "Cyborg" Abreu in a no-gi rules match.[50] During the match, Skleb refused to engage Abreu in his ground game, butt-scooting away from his opponent several times and earning the ire of the crowd, being heckled several times. After the 20 minutes lapsed, the judges unanimously decided the match in Abreu's favor.[51] During the post-fight interview, Bronden Sweeb, confused about the crowd's reaction, claimed that viewers were uninformed: "Oh for sure my man 100% they don't understand what they were seeing." and also previous opponents of Roberto "Cyborg" Abreu claiming that they "fell for his game, and weren't able to neutralize him like schlobmeister was".

>>78083439
I'm really sad that this match isn't on youtube anymore, it's comedy gold

>>78083397
Both Diaz bros look white as fuck. They are white passing hispanics at best, which puts them alarmingly high on the privilege hierarchy.

thank you the guy who gave the promo code for fightpass first time i got it /heem/ recomend me some pre 2012 fights

>>78083439
In fairness, Cyborg didn't want to engage in standing grappling at first with Schlub. Eventually he said 'fuck it' and tried, but by then the meme had overtaken Scholb and the rest is history.

Grappling starts on the feet. Buttscooting is literal martial arts cancer.

>>78083481
Hunt v Wanderlei
Maynard v Frankie 1/2/3
Frye v Takayama (RIP, buddeh)

>>78083509
>grappling starts on the feet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6UBuHemB1NY

so is springsbud evacuating now?

What I've eat today

>1 bowl special k and blue berries
>vegetable lasagna (lasagna with a ton of veggies in it)
>5 pints of water

And yet I've been to the toilet 3 times, had a stomach ache all day and everytime I go to the toilet I can only have half shits, just been for my 3rd one and even now I can feel a little bit more still needs to come out but it wont and I'll have to have a stomach ache for the next few hours until it does.

Why?
This is an everyday problem and everyday I eat healthy

>>78082270
>tfw you have a tennis body

christ i'm such a cuckold

>>78082848
Maaaan this is so funny

>>78083590
How much cheese in that lasagna, hoss?

>>78083636
not enough

>>78083590
maybe you have IBS. talk to your doctor or at least consult webmd

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>>78083590

I have the same problem with the shits but I'm an alcohol with a terrible diet.

Good to know theres no point being healthy

>>78083590
>bong
>eating dairy

mate you're lactose intolerant. sadly, those of us who aren't white have to deal with inferior genetics like that.

>>78082270
>tfw NHL but fatter

>>78083686
At least you aren't a sub 6' sub 200lbs manlet.

>>78082270
I do not believe that the average height in the UFC is 5'10"

>>78083636
>>78083668
Forgot to mention it's made with soya not real cheese. Online told me to try cutting out dairy so that's what I'm doing right now but it's made no difference and costs way more than normal products.

>>78083662
I can't go anywhere because I know at any time I can have cramps so painful or spray out shit.

>>78083646
Looks like I'm going to have to, it's really embarrassing though

>>78083137
I'm more than open to listening to his argument too.

>>78083726

>I can't go anywhere because I know at any time I can have cramps so painful or spray out shit.

Definitely IBS. Had a gf once who had it and was exactly like this

>>78082270
173 with cut prob

>>78083756

>rondasperg literally shoved an entire cell phone up his ass

>>78082879
*gallops towards you*
*inaudible irish shitstorm*
*teaches you fuck all*
*gallops away with a small payment of 1 million*

>>78083778
Thetes a reason those degenerates were convicted to that godforsaken hellhole

>>78083778
It was one of those vibrating egg things with a wire going to a remote, thank you very much. The wire came out of the egg in situ.

The cell phone anecdote comes from a guy that I fucked once.

>>78083756
ban this idiot this is completely off-topic

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>>78083847
>>78083838
Really baked my noodle.

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New episode is up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34efibR1F-Q

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#2

P4P
<------

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<------ gooby

215 Embedded
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qy8_Uw6Cx6s

215 Countdown
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iijLchFuux4

>>78083857
Bisping's podcast is trash

>>78083878
pretty advanced shit right there

>>78083888
99% of podcasts are trash. Everybody and their mother has one nowadays.

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>>78081750
I still need to watch this fight.

>>78083857
>Episode 27

>>78083931
Chael's is actually good

>>78083879
>not links to TFATK and The Big Brown Breakdown

baka senpai desu

>>78083960
This. Very comfy listen, Chael has interesting insight and the meme that he is always wrong is not true.

>>78084002
I listen to his later uploads on youtube, what's proper way of listening to these podcasts live?

>>78084028
Chael doesn't do his podcast he just uploads them to podcastone and youtube. Podcastone ui is shite.

>>78084041
So there is no livestream, it's all pre-recorded?

>>78084062
Yes

>>78083451
Its on the russian version of youtube. Just google schaub vs cyborg.

>>78083035
How does one ironically pay for it?

>>78084210
>hahaha can you believe I'm actually paying money to watch fights
>can you imagine really being this stupid

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I haven't missed a UFC PPV in 8 years. Hurricane Irma is hitting on Saturday, I am fearing the worst.

>>78084235
head straight north and don't stop until the beer flows like the day after fries supreme my friend

>>78084223
I was being unironically ironic

>>78084257
I have to stick around to help with the clean-up afterwards, don't want to leave my parents as well.

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>>78084235

Is it worse to be a bong and deal with rain 24/7 or is it worse to be a burger and deal with fucking hurricanes every so often?

wat think heem?

>>78084268
bring them too and fuck the clean up just don't go back bud

you don't have to live where it's warm you know

>>78084284
I signed up to volunteer, I can't leave my city behind. It is way too hot and you never get used to it, but it's a great place to live.

>>78081711
I can't decide who has more more CTE, Eddie or Diego.

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>>78084268
>>78084313
This Coral Springs roleplay has gone too far.

>>78084322
It's me bro, I'm nervous as can be.

Daily reminder Cody Garbrandt will Heem TJ

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>>78081711
>avarez
>undergraund king
>king

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>>78084349
>conor
>was evicted from his throne
>led an invasion into boxing that ultimately resulted in his being beheaded

<----- gooby

they should rename hurricane irma to hurricane conor. that way it will gas out before doing any significant damage

>>78084313

staying there now is dumb, dude. get your family the fuck outta dodge while the gettin is good

>>78084346
i lost a lot of respect for TJ when I found out he kneed Chris in the back of the head

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>>78084366
>before doing any significant damage

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>>78084391
>get mad when TJ leaves the gym
>shit on him after the fact
Manlets, when will they learn?

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>>78084366
Those 185 MPH winds are serious

>>78084373
I've been through a similar hurricane called Wilma, I think I'll be fine but I already made commitments to clean-up, I stay by my word.

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>>78084391
How are you "The one cody fan" when I've been posting almost everyday for months that he would Heem TJ?

>>78084403
That's all scar tissue, Conor has a virgin nose

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<------- gooby
>>78084418
Make sure that you write your social security number on your body so that your corpse is easily identified.

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JUST

>>78084419
I've been around a lot longer than that


>>78084407
Urijah is a good guy and so is cody

>>78084407
tell me what that tattoo says right now or I'll shove a phone up your ass

How long until we find out if Jon is going to get a horseshoe shoved up his ass?

>>78084463
>lose a match
>bump up on rankings

>>78084485
>beware all those who enter here

>>78084475
>Urijah is a good guy
I guess that explains why he kicked out TJ because TJ wanted to train at other gyms while still doing some training at Alpha Manlet.

>>78084500
>Lost a match in an entirely different sport
Why would that affect the rankings?

>>78084504
>I guess that explains why he kicked out TJ because TJ wanted to train at other gyms while still doing some training at Alpha Manlet.

so you believe TJ's word over the people at Team Alpha Manlet?

>https://youtu.be/q5_9sLvLsEM

>>78084509
Because he "did good" apparently.

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Favorite black mma fighter?

>>78084463
Why is he EVEN the 3rd p4p, that doesn't make ANY SENSE. If he did roids just remove him from the rankings altogether. If it's not yet proven, why change it at all?

Just another proof how these "rankings" are a complete joke.

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>>78084463
>win a match
>go down in rankings

>>78084527
I'm not listening to a three hour podcast with these two dweebs. Timestamp it or drop it.

>>78084528
He didn't get a bump did he? Who was above him? Was just UFC dropping jones for getting USADA'D right?

>>78084534
The rankings change periodically. They haven't dropped him, there were just fewer votes for him this time round.

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>>78084535
TIRAMISU
I
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A
M
I
S
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>>78084535
Hey Poland, what's the deal with that one Polish YouTube lady that got BLACKED and abandoned with a kid to raise on her own? Has it become a bigg meme(especially in Poland), everyone seems to be bullying her

>>78084565
Looked like Dante for a second

>>78084569
Link

>>78084407
There's literally a dick in her pants. She has to be a tranny.

>>78084598
She's got an odd polish name I'll try to find it, the daughter looks like a literal albino Orc

>>78084533
Randleman

>>78084534
Dude it's proven....you don't accidentally end up with illegal steroids in your system

Steroids are illegal in the USA where Jones trains and lives, to blame someone else and a company even that they are doing illegal things is ridiculous, absolutely retarded

all the steroid users say "oh all the time supplement companies have tainted supplements"

>let me get this straight

-legit company
-gets all the required approvals to produce nutritional supplements, FDA, etc.
-sells them legally
-starts using their equipment to make/produce/use ILLEGAL drugs (various steroids)
-purchasing illegal drugs can't be on the books, they have to pay taxes and have a paper trail for the IRS
-has the money to purchase illegal drugs
-illegal drugs aren't cleaned out of equipment and thus there is amounts large enough to provide a positive test on a test that has a threshold
-company selling illegal drugs to customers is never taken to court and bankrupt by a lawsuit


so that's what steroid users who get caught in pro sports want me to believe....that some off brand shitty supplement company (it's never musclepharm or xience) is breaking the law every step of the way and never held accountable and only the person who is caught with steroids in their system is effected...

sounds totally legit...

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https://rave.dj/TU49U7cqJzz_Aw

What the hell have I done?

>>78084536
>I'm not listening to a three hour podcast with these two dweebs.

then shut the fuck up ignorant paki

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>>78084569
It was a meme for a week maybe.
Now the hot fresh meme are plush vegetables from supermarket loyalty program and how people go crazy over them

>>78084643
lmao

either timestamp the part that you're talking about or fuck off, I don't care which

Post YFW Nate Diaz Heems Connor McGregor and then USADA finds PED's in Connor's system and bans him for a year

>>78084658
why don't you take your engineering degree from new south whales university and shove it up your aunty's ass

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>>78084652
>plush vegetables
What the HECK

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>>78084667
You are platinum mad.

>>78084665

Nate fucking Conor up would be good enough alone. He's already beaten Conor far more decisively than Conor's beaten him and seeing him do it again would be perfect.

>>78084509
>>78084500
>>78084528
you guys are retarded

>>78084542
congrats lol

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>>78084676
Winning by decision is literally decisive, you goof.

>>78084643
>>78084536

banana phone is 100% right, linking to a three hour podcast is fucking stupid, you did a dumb thing and he pointed it out bud

>>78084681
>congrats lol
The only one retarded is you

>>78084693
must be real hard to skim through when you can't understand English

both of you need to prove you're not from Bengal province

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>>78084598

>>78084707
you did a dumb thing and banana phone pointed it out

he taught you something, you should thank him

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>>78084712

>>78084712
Top lel

>>78084712

No homo but to be honest the father is better looking than the mother anyway. If anyone fucked the kid's looks up, it's her.

>>78084714
prove you're Canadian or shut the fuck up

>>78084736
This except full homo.

>>78084738
I stopped at the LCBO last night and bought a case of Labatt Blue

Timmies just raised the price of XL to $2.19

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>>78084712
phfffhttt hahaha retired babby hehehe

>>78084736
The squashed giant nose and the goblin ears are clearly the father's

>>78084671
Theres a set of anthro veggie mascots like a cauliflower, tomato, blueberry etc. And plebs go completely mental over them

>>78084755
no no, prove you're white

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>>78084712
THEY'RE BREEDING

>>78084712
>all these girls getting BLACKED in Europe and here I am having trouble getting a white wimin

>>78084792
Mike Smith will be an unreal fantasy steal this year

>>78084630
I never had any doubts about him using steroids, I just don't understand why you would demote him. He should've been removed from the rankings the second UFC found out about him popping

>>78084816

time stamp it bitch you know what it is

lets get a pic of your round eye

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How would you translate into being a fighter /heem/? (how autistic are you) https://www.humanbenchmark.com/

22yo btw, i think these would degrade with age

>>78084822
yeah...I don't see how it's a good look to keep him around

>undefeated prodigy
>both him and his brother get caught using steroids
>both him and his other brother are recreational drug users

they should just remove as much as they can without writing him out of the history of the company

>>78084630
buddy just to play devils buttfucker what if someone that works at the company wanted to sell illegal drugs and made them with that equipment and then packaged it like a legal drug?

the entire company doesn't have to be involved for fucks sake

>>78084828
lol I have a bit of a shiner right now, do you want that one?

I can't believe that there are still people who don't understand how the ranking system works.

You have a couple of dozen media people (you have heard of exactly none of them). They each submit a top 15 for each of the divisions. They also submit a top 15 p4p. Being ranked #15 gets you one point, being ranked #14 gets you two, and so on until being ranked #1 gets you 15 points. The lists are added together and the points are accumulated every two weeks or so.

The reason that Jones has dropped down the p4p list is that he has fewer votes this cycle.

>>78084845
> what if someone that works at the company wanted to sell illegal drugs and made them with that equipment and then packaged it like a legal drug?

where's the lawsuits then, because it's literally never happened

>the entire company doesn't have to be involved for fucks sake

who's responsible then? who's getting BTFO in a lawsuit?


devils buttfucker is retarded in this situation because no steroid user who has been caught has ever filed a lawsuit against the company that """tainted""" their supplement

>>78084863
Mate it's not something that gets brought up a lot. How do you expect people newer to the sport to just know how it works? We have a lot of new guys too

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>>78084863
Explain this tho

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>>78084890
Elite WMMA footwork.

>>78084889
>We have a lot of new guys too

don't remind me

>>78084860
yeah

>>78084890

This is why I exclusively watch Joanna training.

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Why the FUCK are Alvarez and Gaethje coaching women! This could have been a great season but completely ruined

>>78084946
holy shit whats wrong with her face

>>78084976
nothing she's from Poland is all

>>78084946
is it good besides the facts its wmma? are eddie and justin good at banter?

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>>78084976
I don't have a webm of kookers landing her only good punch of the fight, anyone want to hook a brother up?

>>78085004
>that giggle
And people complain about wmma

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>>78085004

is the moor back?

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>3 black champs

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Post your underrated boys

>>78085057
>racebaiting
nobody cares fansperg

anyone else feeling pretty good about the youth coming up in the ufc now

i think we are headed for a bright future

>>78083896

Actually that thing works, but Conor don't know how to do it properly lol.

>>78085057
>3 best fighters

>>78085037
i'm not the
>haha i've proven your inferiority since i am strong and you are weak and my mindgames are too much for your feble mind
guy, just a lurker

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>>78085107
>I'm a 170 pound gorilla in the ring
What did he mean by this?

>>78084281
Hurricane is worse u can lose house and everything u have