ITT: Countries in danger of not qualifying to Russia

Chilean in an american university staying for the summer, here. Estamos jodidos.

Chicano here. Feels great to see you gringos eat shit after the last qualifier cycle and your puto drumpf revoking my hard earned Daca fuck you jotos que me chupan la verga hijos de sus chingadas madres jajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajaaj

But we can still make the playoffs...r-right?

>>78078136
>not winning against Honduras
you better don't go to Russia

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>>78078136
>people tell me MyLittleSoccer is a legitimate major league

>>78078245
>>78078474
CHI

>>78079217
We'll lose at home to Panama and then draw with Trinidad and Tobago away. Mexico will play their J team for the game against Honduras, and Costa Rica will go easy on Panama.
The Hex will look like this:
Mexico - 21 pts
Costa Rica - 17 pts
Panama - 16 pts
Honduras - 12 pts
United States - 10 pts
Trinidad and Tobago - 4 pts

>>78079355
>Panama
Not even a proper football team

>>78079343
Fuck off polcancer.

>>78079377
CA

>>78079374
Nor is the American team.

>>78078136
>in danger of not qualifying to Russia
>houstonduras dynamo still has to play mexico and CR
>panama still has CR
>all we have to do is beat panama at home, or beat isis or ozzys in a playoff
We're fine. We're shit, but we're fine.

>>78079533
At this rate, we won't beat Panama. We might draw with them.

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>>78078136
Already disqualified from the tournament. I can't wait for entire sport from being banned here, every € spent on povertyball or apehoop sponsorship is away from sponsorship for real sports like hockey.

Reporting in.

Need to win 2 sets of home & away qualifiers to make it now.

Halp.

>>78079650
Good luck winning against FIFA's special war babbys

>>78079533
>all we have to do is beat ozzys
dude Australia managed to beat fucking Uruguay in a playoff like this. If anyone is the team to beat it's them.

>>78079555
If Panama loses to CR, a draw against them and a win or draw against T&T is enough to keep 3rd place.

what do >we have to do if we don't be the Swiss?

>>78080031
what team is >we?

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Fucking Bulgaria

>>78079624
>Have Messi, Dybala, Icardi, Di Maria
>Cant score against Thirdworldzuela
Why?

>>78080031
I don't understand this post.

>>78079390
no

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>>78079649
>iceniggers on sk8s
ya thats a no 4 me dawg

I think that if >we don't make it I wont be able to handle it.
I'll kill Deschamps and go AWOL in some asian shithole

We will have our biannual playoff round, we always qualified until now but it can change

>>78078474
>Hard earned DACA

FOH

Hi.

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>tfw wont get to shitpost in 2018

Turkey

>>78079649
>Not being good at hockey and football

i-it's coming home

albania reporting in

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>only beat Thailand 2-1
Reporting in. No WC for Aus.

>>78082034
All you have to do is beat Sweden by 3

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We're fucked lads!

Came here to laugh at you, losers

who's going to finger player's assholes without Chile?

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D-diving, time wasting cunts...

>>78084228
In soviet russia asshole fingers you

>>78084228
Them and Peru will qualify.
Argentina won't.

>>78078136

someone give me a quick rundown what USA has to do to still have a chance of qualifying??

I really want USA to be in the WC, it feels wrong without them.

i'm scared, we're playing like utter shit
would be the first time since 1958

>>78078136
>fuck Arena and fuck MlelS trash
Why tho?

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We never have and never will

>are we worldc up yet

>>78084594
Just win one of the last two games. If we beat Panama and get a draw against Trinidad and Tobago we get 3rd place.

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>>78087762

>>78084793
Ventura was a big mistake. You have much better players available compared to the euros last year and you're somehow playing worse.

>>78087762
Is that from the MS Estonia radio transmission?

>>78079343
LE-LE-LE

>>78081401
I believe you will make it. How can you cuck MESSI and not do it in wc too?

>>78078136
You know.

Who hired Arena? He's a fucking hack and always has been.

>>78091935
b-but muh 2002, muh mickey mouse gold cup!

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>>78084594
Thank you Eesti you are our greatest ally

>>78088201
Conte turns shit into world class

Who undefeated here in the Qualifiers

>>78096376
Unbeaten in all qualifiers since October 10, 2009, la.

>>78096450
And then only get second in an EASY group or get 1 (one) point at all

>>78096472

No need for bully, Muhammad

WC without

>England
>Argentina
>Chile
>Holland


fucking kek

>>78096376
Reporting in

>>78096521
England will make it.

>>78096376
Chicano here. Feels weird after the last two cycles.

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>>78089273
En tiedä.

>>78096521
>England are top of their group by five points
Try again ABE scum

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I don't think we can make it boys :'(

>>78082182
Hopefully 4 by then

>>78096624
2 games left
5 points

ok bongshit i guess your math is problematic

plus u can't beat no one i play offs
plus i would like to see Serbia skullfuck you in WC IF U QUALIFY

>>78097050
>Norge

lmao

>>78078136
IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR
FUCK FRANCE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE