/tennis/ - Official US Open 2017 thread - Quarterfinals

Not even a sport.

>>78077922
>>>/fa/

Previous >>78067696

>gif
>doesn't move
#triggered

WARNING - EXTREMELY HOT TAKE INCOMING:
this match is boring because they just serve aces most of the time

Lorde, tennis, etc.

>actual break
wew

>baby on tennis court

Why court looks empty are American hate tennis?

Kevin arson is just looking in fire this half. Truly insipidational tenning. It's hard to see his opponent from here.

Anderson is getting 82% first serves

what the fuck

>>78078045
My dog spoke better English than you earlier today.

querrey pls

>>78078093
pls no bully

>>78077931
If any of Anderson, Carreño Busta or Querrey wins this slam, then tennis is definitely not a sport.

>>78078129
Only banter mate, keep practicing. 頑張って!

>>78078132
But those are who I want to win also Rublev

>burgers chanting ''USA! USA!''
Slam with least class confirmed

Does PCB even have a chance against either of these not-really-servebots?

>>78078231
Confirmed for never watching RG or Wimbleshit

CAN'T SCAM THE SAM

>>78078259
t. butthurt

>>78078233
Yes they have no movement

>>78078277
t. leaf

Let's all appreciate the beautiful honesty of McEnroe, totally throwing his co-host under the bus by telling the audience he told him the answer to his trivia question.

>>78078289
both of these guys are actually pretty quick for their size

Can the old man still save tennis from servebotting lankets, spaniards and clay pipo?

>>78078312
lmao I'm glad I don't have him it's some weird Australian guy

And just like that they play tennis.

>>78078312
There's honest and then there's autistic tendency to make social faux-pas every 5 minutes. I think McEnroe is the latter.

Half empty crowds, lack lustre matches, boring commentary. This tournament has met my expectations. US Open continues to be the worst of the slams.

>>78078347
>confusing robbie "god was a boy" koenig with an australian

>>78078372
>inb4 burger says ''hurr durr confirmed for never watching RG or Wimbleshit''

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Whats a good racket for maximum power, I want to hit players that approach the new and make him retire

>>78078398
So butthurt

>>78078372
>Half empty crowds
venue is too big for tennis, but there aren't very many positive outcomes when you start a best of 5 match at 10pm local time

>>78078513
net*

Do you believe in tennis!? I sure do right now.

>>78078513
Reverse blade wilson

>>78078372
Crowds:
>Wimbledon>AO>RG>USO
Infrastructure and organization:
>USO>AO>Wimbledon>RG
Tradition:
>Wimbledon>USO>RG>AO
Overall:
>Wimbledon>USO>AO>RG

But we already knew that.

>>78078568
>Crowds
>RG not dead last
What the fuck anon?

>>78078565
is that very different from countervail?

>>78078372
>top players injured as fuck
>top seeds crash and burn in early rounds
>baldal and fedora are somehow still playing
>only one really gud match so far
I think I'll just rewatch AO17 matches.

>>78078568
>Crowds:
>>Wimbledon
That's bullshit they screamed at Halep while returning Konta's serve.

wow sam

SLUGFEST

>the shot of the night
What a shitty night

SHOT OF THA NAIGHT

>6-7 7-6 7-6 6-7 7-6
Truly a magnificent match.

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>we have to endure at least two more sets of this

>>78078347
>>78078357
I disagree. I love McEnroe's commentary. He actually knows what he's talking about and doesn't sugarcoat stuff. "John, should he try to be more aggressive or take his time?" "Somewhere in between those two, probably."

>>78078715
has there ever actually been a US open match with that kind of scoreline?

>>78078719
>sucking the big four's dick and criticizing everyone else is good commentary
Are you a masochist?

ZULU LANKLET, MENTAL MANLET

>>78078719
This >>78078754
It's cringe-worthy to hear him sucking off certain players so much, only to have to awkwardly backpedal over the course of one match in order to justify them playing like shit.

>5(five) set points

>>78078718
You mean three? All of them in tiebreaks, of course.

C H O K E

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Sam has to avoid getting into backhand rallies with Anderson because Anderson's is so much better stronger than his

Holy fuck Querrey you goddamned mook.

>choquerrey

>>78078372
you see that point faggo>

Ok, that was actually a great point.

universal choking sign

>that point

AHAHAHA

wtf is querrey doing lmao

>>78078857
Rally was lit. Pretty good tie break.

Why dont they make the game race to 3 sets and you will only win if you have 2 sets advantage?

>>78078911
cause del porto would be out faggot

>>78078916
Because*

>>78078742
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/2001_US_Open_%E2%80%93_Men%27s_Singles
Agassi sampras. Neither player broke serve.

>maybe 20 people in that crowd
>louder than ever
tip top kek

My ass shouldn't be this clenched for servebots.

THAS RITE

>that kike ball boy wearing a yamaka

boom

>children at a tennis match after midnight
BRAVO PARENTS

>>78078942
not five sets though

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DATS RITE

>>78079012
Shut your face

>>78078996
Based 'rents.

HE WON THE TIEBREAK 9-11

P O T T E R Y

This match is gonna end at like 3am.

>>78078754
>>78078819
There's a reason they're the big four, isn't there? I think he is the most entertaining and has good knowledge of what is going on. Im sorry he doesn't think every other dimitrov is going to be the next world #1 player.

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>stephens-venus semifinal

notwatchinglol

>our minds work the way that they work
I wasn't ready for this fucking philosophy

Is this worth staying up to watch or should I save myself for Fed/Del Pooptro?

>>78079087
He does know his shit I'll give you that. And it's the Big Three by the way, Murrie was simply shoehorned in in an attempt for wimbly-wombles to not get cucked from their prestigious sport.

>>78079117
Del Potro-Nadal will actually be the match of the tournament

>that fat person

>>78079135
>

>fastest serves: 137 vs 136 mph
Unstoppable force meets unstoppable force.

>>78079087
>There's a reason they're the big four, isn't there
No Stan has just as many slams as Murray also dickriding the fan favorites isn't '''good knowledge'''

Anderson is ugly as fuck and he probably has a hot gf. Why can't I have a qt gf?

What are the percentage odds that Busta can win it all?

>>78079230
0%

>largest city in america
>american playing in a quarter final
>this crowd
Pathetic. They should move the US Open to a real sports loving city.

>>78079197
But there was a 140mph by Anderson last set. Ecuador confirmed horrible statisticians.

>>78079257
>expecting people to be out past midnight on a workday
ISHYGDDT

>>78079257
Yes, Montreal. We talked about this already.

>>78079257
this is a pretty terrible matchup though

>>78079269
>'city that never sleeps'
>everyone is asleep

>>78079259
I don't know anymore. It's late and this match is an awful battle of servebots.

>>78079257
it's past midnight on a weeknight and the kind of crowd that attends tennis works pretty long hours
But moving it to Miami or something could be cool too

>>78079305
Not the worst servebots to watch though, and Querrey fixed his game up a bit and was interesting these past few matches.

>>78079223
Because you're also ugly af and not a professional athlete?

>>78079299
>land down undah
>there isn't actually a down or an under on the earth because it's a sphere
do you see how dumb this sounds?

>>78079286
It's 12:30 AM. In the Eastern Time Zone. In the third set of what will probably be a five set match. Blame ESPN for demanding to start their "Marquee" matchups at 7:30 PM and refusing to let the men's match start when the women's went into the third set, but don't blame people that are there knowing that they'll be there until AT LEAST 2 AM.

>>78079135
If I want to roll my eyes for 3 hours then sure Ill watch

>>78079314
>Miami instead of Montreal
We already have the rich people sport of F1 racing and it moves crowds like no other. These same people fill up the place for the Canadian Open. It would be a smooth transition overall, the facilities are already there to accommodate Slam attendance.

What's with these weird angles where I can visibly see the tag in Queery's shorts?

>>78079257
Agreed, it's really disappointing to see. Americans seem indifferent to tennis for the most part, any other slam and the home crowd would be fiercely rallying behind their player. Centre court tickets are sold out and crowds are groaning at capacity with fanatics and casuals creating an exciting atmosphere.

>>78079391
If only anyone cared that Canada exists

>>78079391
You're so obsessed with wanting people to come to the 15th best city in France. I don't understand it, but I like your strippers and your socialists, so I'll give you a pass tonight.

>>78079314
>fans
>in miami
Pick one

>>78079404
They prefer American football because they stop for 5 minutes every time they play 30 seconds, which gives them enough time to get hot dogs to stuff their fat stupid faces with.

>>78079441
Seething

>>78079437
I'll pick "Status Symbol socialites and the noveau riche looking for a photo opportunity". So basically, a slam in Miami would be like RG, Wimbledon, the current US Open, or [insert golf tournament here].

>>78079441
t. paki

>>78079411
Yeah, F1 organizers chose Montreal as one of the main courses because no one cares about the city and the stands are empty.
>>78079418
You see? even you can find good reasons to come up here.

If you use a head bigger than 93 sq/in you should kill yourself

I-is Sam kill?

>south african fans are indian
Really made me think

>>78079472
>>78079451
Nope, there's a reason countries around the world aren't picking up American football. It's because it fucking sucks and caters to the lowest common denominator. Breads and circuses is to nice of a term to describe the horribleness of vapid ''football culture''.

>>78079474
F1 organizers chose Montreal because it's easy to close off 60+ blocks of the city for a weekend without anyone noticing. Don't give yourself too much credit for that one, they tried a dozen better cities before realizing that it wasn't that easy to shut down traffic in a city that actually mattered to global commerce. Next time I'm up there I'll hit up an Expos game and see who actually cares about the city.

top 10 serve bots
1. Fedbot
2. Karlobot
3. Botnic
4. Botderson
5. Querbot
6. Isbot
7.
8.
9.
10.

>>78079544
>ivanisevic not the eternal GOAT
DROPPED

>>78079544
>serving 180km average is considered bot
Need better bait

>>78079575
t. fedbotfag

>>78079586
t. buttpicker

>>78079575
>what is placement and spin

THAT PASSING SHOT

>>78079348
Down under is a colloquialism, since you insist on taking it literally think of it in relation to the equator.

>>78079600
Thanks for proving my point, asshole.
Overwhelming the receiver through placement and spin, instead of speed and heaviness of the ball isn't botting.

>>78079539
Dude, the race is on the same artificial island Expo 67 was, nobody lives there. It's in the same place the biosphere your country built for that expo is.

>>78079635
Nice self definition right there faggot

>>78079539
Oh and I just found this too on wiki

>The 1967 International and Universal Exposition or Expo 67, as it was commonly known, was a general exhibition, Category One World's Fair held in Montreal, Quebec, Canada, from April 27 to October 29, 1967. It is considered to be the most successful World's Fair of the 20th century [1] with the most attendees to that date and 62 nations participating. It also set the single-day attendance record for a world's fair, with 569,500 visitors on its third day.

Keep saying people don't care about Montreal enough to go.

I wish they both made it to the QF desu just not playing each other

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Who's hyped to watch the King tomorrow?

>>78079544
>no albot

If Anderson wins you just know he'll be too injured to play the next match ;_;

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>more asians sleeping through games

RIP samny

>>78079836
Underrated.

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>>78080071

>>78080113
Will you be my boyfriend

Why is the match still on?

>>78080113
Cringe.

>another tiebreak
What a surprising turn of events.

tfw no sammy slammy ;_;

SCORCHING FOREHAND

>>78080166
ANDERSON IS TOO UGLY TO LOOK AWAY

>>78080194
BLISTERING BACKHAND

Are they playing at like 2am?

>tfw sam is kill

>that rally
ZVEREV COULD NEVER

Are you seeing this??? Are you seeing this tennis???

>>78080209
MONSTROUS SERVE

>>78080224
>LANKLETS CLOWNING AT THE NET

>>78080219
12 minutes away

The tennis in these tiebreaks has been top notch.

>TUNE IN
TIEBREAK
>TUNE IN
TIEBREAK
>TU

This is some dull shit.

Big Kev is much better at forcing Big Sam to move than the other way around.

>>78080251
So are all your streets

BENCH PRESS & LOOSE

>Big Kev in a semi

Is Pablo Carreno Busta ready to be
>SAFFA'D
?

I hate American players

Reeeeeeeeeeeeeee

say it with me

GRAND SLAM CHAMPION KEVIN ANDERSON

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JUST

Lol @ that guy trying to hug Kevin's wife and she just pulls her face away from him.

QUEERY YOU DUM CUNT

COFFEE IS FOR CLOSERS DIPSHIT

SOUTH AFRICA WILL RISE AGAIN
DOWN WITH ZULU
>SOUTH AFRICA WILL RISE AGAIN
>DOWN WITH ZULU
SOUTH AFRICA WILL RISE AGAIN
DOWN WITH ZULU
>SOUTH AFRICA WILL RISE AGAIN
>DOWN WITH ZULU
SOUTH AFRICA WILL RISE AGAIN
DOWN WITH ZULU
>SOUTH AFRICA WILL RISE AGAIN
>DOWN WITH ZULU
SOUTH AFRICA WILL RISE AGAIN
DOWN WITH ZULU
>SOUTH AFRICA WILL RISE AGAIN
>DOWN WITH ZULU

Lol PCB/Kandy slam finalist

>>78080264
>Is Pablo Carreno Busta ready to be
>>SAFFA'D
No he's literally made out of glass and will retire mid set

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Anderson Busta SF

JUST

>>78080286
What a disgrace. At least Cilic is slam final worthy.

>>78080273
Was that the asian guy? holy god my sides

>tfw it's late enough to watch nra infomercials

I want straight busta to win but I'm going for anderson desu

Kevin Anderson's "girl" looks like a hot tranny

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>>78080306
>YFW ORDERING AN ASSAULT RIFLE 15 WITH XXTRA CAPACITY CHILD KILLING CLIPS
2 DAY SHIPPING AMAZON PRIME

let's be real for a second...

who's "bigger"?

Sam or Kevin

>>78080336
>assault rifle

>>78080339
>sam querrey: 6'6
>kevin anderson: 6'8
Reilly Opelka wins doe for being 6'11

>>78080339
Tall men have small penises, this is public knowledge.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Uee_mcxvrw

>>78080299
It was a white dude with grey hair.

We've been immortalized http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1504674753006.webm

>>78080370
What show?

>>78080388
American Horror Story

>>78080357
Ahh die antwoord, never gets old.

>>78080370
the fact that they even put it in their actually makes them afraid
w/e, the show hasn't been good since it was stung by the bee of politics.

>>78080356
tfw you will never be 20 years old and have a natural horse cock

>>78080357
south african men have small penises, this is public knowledge
>ftfy

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>191 posts
>10 images

It's an 'You can tell just by looking at the post counter that only >ATPleb is on' episode.

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coco is our girl

>>78080730
Pig disgusting. Only cute when she's having a tantrum in-between fuckups

>>78080730
she a 10

>>78080730
if she wins garbiñe is #1

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>>78080730
*porcine dabbing*

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no bullies allowed

>>78080848
>vnadewhale
>porcine dabbing

when you want to insult a person, who has done absolutely nothing to you, really bad but you can't uphold the meme continuity for even one post.

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How do you pronounce Djokovic?

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>>78081368
Joe-koe-vi-tch

>>78081371
Jo-ko-bitch

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>>78081371
>American accent
Nah it's:
Joh (As in jockey)
Koh (As in cold)
Vitch

>>78081390
Isn't it vee-tch?

>>78081396
Might have only heard it pronounced like that once before during some ATP commentary in the mid-late season last year, can't imagine veetch would sound right even in Serb

>>78081368
Joke-hoe-bitch with v

>tfw no beautiful coco wife

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>Federer-Del Potro at 3am

>>78081368
>all this speculation
The man himself: http://www.atpworldtour.com/en/players/novak-djokovic/d643/overview

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Andy Murray says he will "most likely" miss the rest of the season because of his hip injury.

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>>78081745
>Hi everyone... Just wanted to update you all on my injury and the rest of my season.

Unfortunately, I won’t be able to compete in the upcoming events in Beijing and Shanghai, and most likely, the final two events to finish the season in Vienna and Paris due to my hip injury which has been bothering me the last few months.

Having consulted with a number of leading hip specialists over the last week, along with my own team, we have decided that this is the best decision for my long-term future.
Although this has been a frustrating year on court for many reasons, I’m confident after this extended period of rest and rehabilitation that I will be able to reach my best level again and be competing for Grand Slam titles next season.
I will be beginning my 2018 season in Brisbane in preparation for the Australian Open and I’m look forward playing in Glasgow later this year against Roger for UNICEF UK and Sunny-sid3up.
I have a fantastic team working alongside me to help me through this process and appreciate the support from them and all of my fans over this difficult period.

>>78081368
robit

>>78081792
Literally who cares what happens after the USO in a calendar year

Missed the match last night, how was it?

Crowds
>AO>WIMBLEY>USO>RG

This is objective fact

>>78082197
The Halep-Konta match point ruined Wimbly crowd rep desu
This shit doesn't even happen at RG

>>78082206
>making garbiñe cry

RG will ever always have the worst crowd of all times no matter what happens from now on

>>78077922
GOAT Tennis game.

>>78082211
not our fault if she can't handle banter

>>78082222
Very nice digits my friend

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What would it feels like to have a three some with masha and mugu?

>>78081745
How unexpected

>>78082280
id imagine it'd feel rather nice

So... whats wrong with using a junior racket?

>>78082298
>roasties
>nice
xdddd

So is this the most overrated racquet? Anyone tried this one? The scores here looks like maximum shilling power
http://www.tennis-warehouse.com/reviews/PS16/PS16review.html

>tennis warehouse shills now invade /10is/

>>78082333
Same with this
http://www.tennis-warehouse.com/Reviews/YDR98/YDR98Review.html

meanwhile blades and other wilson barely made 85 score

>>78082367
Seriously. I buy 60 dollar racquets at a sports store. It's about what you're doing, not the racquet.

>>78082367
>shilling racquets in a board full of basement dwellers

>>78082387
>Pretending that's not exactly what you're doing

>>78082211
that's too personal, RG is as close to objectively terrible as is possible, we only watch because we can't not

>Anderson on the semifinals of a grand slam
>The city of tennis

>>78082384
Those are just terrible aluminium trash though. Minimum acceptable is graphite

>>78082406
>implying I'm the same goy

>>78082418
My coach told me that if you're good enough, you can win using a broomstick

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I rate roland garros
Ama

>>78082440
I heard that rafa is gay? How true is this?

>>78082418
I feel fine playing with them. The ball does what I want it to. I used graphite before from someone at my club, and it doesn't have the same feel when you hit the ball. I like to feel the contact when I strike.

>>78082438
Your coach is right

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So its all but comfirmed Fed is going to win the USO now right?

The only decent player left is nadal and he''ll probably choke in the quaters

>>78082469
I wish thiem and fed had a match. Fuck it

>Kevin Anderson or Pablo Carreño Busta will make the USO final

What did tennis mean by this?

>>78082438
>>78082456
Mate if you're any decent at hitting the ball you would break a $60 racquet after a few matches
But they're ok if you're not serious about it and play every two months I guess

>>78082469
Potro has beaten Fed five times and had an extra day to recover from flu, plus he looked pretty good against thing. I think Fed has a harder next match than Nadal

>>78082488

Fed has already spanked Del poop this year

>>78082486
Poppycock

Rublev is gonna BTFO roidal if he can keep his unforced errors down.

>>78082222
game boy tennis? which emulator will run this game?

have any of you used the yonex rqis1 tour racquet?

>>78082498
If its 95-100 sq then its probably good

>>78082486
>Me
>Good

Dad please go away. I'm trying to not hate myself by posting online. I know I'm a disappointment. I wanted to play softball, not tennis.

>>78082486
>non-players

strings break not racquets, unless you are utter shite at tennis or you enjoy breaking things in anger

>>78082495
I wish grunting is banned. Nadals matches are near unwatchable if you dont mute it.

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http://www.loveretro.co/play-online/gameboy/tennis-jue/67143

>>78082543
mountain jew

>>78082486

>breaking the raquet

what

>>78082536
I don't enjoy it, but it still happens. I always have a second racquet in case I smash one, which happens about twice a year.

>>78082560
He's clearly talking out of his ass

>>78082564
Why? Do you use your racquet like a hoe? You should git gud

>>78082564

nigga you will never git gud if you lack self control to that extent

>>78082543
>http://www.loveretro.co/play-online/gameboy/tennis-jue/67143
Thanks mountain based jew.

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>>78082536
>>78082560
When I say 'break' I'm talking about pic related
Every frame will end up cracking after enough time playing. A cheap non-graphite racquet will a lot faster.
t. played competitvely as a junior and have cracked 2 or 3 raquets

>>78082584
I admit that it doesn't speak well about my personality, but you're just wrong.

>>78082605
I bet you hit the ground. nigga what are you doing?

>>78082605
>>78082625
git gud. I hit a consistent 70-80mph forehand and I never cracked my racquet.

>>78082646
>I hit a consistent 70-80mph forehand

So which are you, a woman or a manlet?

>>78082646
I'm not saying I'm doing it while swinging. I'm saying I smash a racquet post point out of anger.

>>78082659

smash the ball into the court instead lad

Best crowds
AO>>Wimbledon>USO>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>RG

>Zverev entered 10 GS main draws and reached 4r on his 9th try
>Shapovalov entered 2 GS and has already reached Zverev's best result on his second try
>Rublev entered 5 GS and reached QF (and can still go further than that) on his 5th try
>Both Rublev and Umpeye Killa have faced seeded opponents and won
>Zverev never defeated top 50 opponent at slam
>Shapo lost to 12th seed, Rublev will probably lose to 1st.
>Zverev lost to the guy ranked outside top 50
Why Sascha is so meme?

>>78083105
Doesn't have the stamina for bo5 only meme masters where the competition is injured

>>78082605
I'll take your word for it, I only played with non-graphite/carbon when but a child.

if you practice tennis with your whole body and mind, even for a moment
that is tennis

when you practice tennis you become one with tennis

>>78082451
Not gay, just autistic

People usually consider walking on water or in thin air a miracle. But I think the real miracle is not to walk either on water or in thin air, but to walk on a red clay court. Every day we are engaged in a miracle which we don't even recognize: a blue sky, white clouds, red clay, the yellow ball. All is a miracle.

The meaning of tennis is just to play. It is so plain and so obvious and so simple. And yet, everybody rushes around in a great panic as if it were necessary to achieve something beyond themselves.

>>78083717
literally me

>>78083105

just ask yourself who can be consistent enough to challenge him once the big 4 have retired

>>78083973
Coric, Tiafoe, Raonic. Chung should I go on?

>tfw can hit hard, accurately and consistent, but rarely do in competition matches and go for the safer shot instead

how do I stop being a coward

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BUSTA

>>78083973
The same Shapovalov and Rublev, no?
They will be in their 20s by the time B4 retires, so they're should be consistent at that age.

Pliskova will lose in two sets. She's a total suck without aerial superiority.

>tfw no Sloane Stephens gf

Kaia Kenepi is one of the ugliest women I've ever laid my eyes on

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Federer will lose tonight

>>78084182
>Jordan
what the fuck

>>78084523
newfag

>>78084514
20 slams :^)

>>78084510
I'd still make her asshole speak spanish desu

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>>78084510
Seriously, she's not that bad.

>kevin anderson or pcb will be in a slam final
Really makes you depressed

>>78084571
she has extremely masculine features

>>78084514
Would you mind deleting your post sir please?

>nadal will win a 16th slam this week
Really makes you depressed

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>>78084510
I think she may have a rival

>>78084571
Over 9000 pounds of makeup
>>78084579
Thanks kev Anderson is breddy gud

>>78084579
How did Queery blew it?

LEGGO
COCO

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CoCo looking so fucking hot today!

Pat Cash is handsome no homo

>>78084687
She's making my dick ache.

>>78084686
>>78084687
t gays

>no screaming

wonderful

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>tfw no THICC cocofu

>>78084708
She's too thick for my liking but she's got that attitude.

Coco is a big girl

the vander way

>>78084600
leave alison alone

kek Amerifats BTFO

>>78084815
where are you from?

>>78084826
Amerifatland but I hold Lebanese citizenship

>>78084851
all lebs deserved to be glassed

why do they carry the balls in their pocket? wouldn't that be uncomfortable?

>>78084851
#hash

>>78084865
grow up

>>78084766
I think the name Coco also makes her a million times sexier.

>>78084881
She can carry my balls in her pocket anytime she wants.

>>78084881
>the balls in their pocket
They're actually shoving it up their shorts. Sister says you get used to it.

omg coco is so fat lmao

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There are unironically people who consider themself heterosexual yet they find this ugly.

>>78084953
JT confirmed homosexual maybe he'll be my bf

>>78084953
>looking that bad at only age 25

JUST

>>78084953
she's not ugly just fat

>>78084920
post sister's pits

kek fatty mad

>>78084962
>just fat

乇 乂 ㄒ 尺 卂 ㄒ 卄 丨 匚 匚

>>78084953
She looks like a soccer mom

Coco's attitude stinks just like her sweaty minge

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>>78084999
That's hot btw.

>>78085005
pipe down you manlet shitlord

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>>78085005
>stinks just like her sweaty minge


Please stop! I'm on nofap.

>>78085023
who you calling manlet, manlet?

Can't subpoena the Karolina

>>78084953
she looks like megyn kelly except megyn kelly is old enough to be her mom

Which Pliskova was the one with the breast augmentation again?

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>no Alona gf
:'(

>>78085047
man, let it go manlet

>>78085079
Megyn Kelly is hot tho except she's libcunted whore.

>>78085087
Probably this one's clone.