/nfl/ general: nanners edition

>2017
>implying anyone watches nfl anymore
LMAOing at you're life

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Why does the NFL have no due process for its players?

>>78077872
>this

>>78077838

>>78077948
Eat shit raidnigger

>>78077948
this thread was first, that's how be do it round here boy i tell ya right now

>>78077907
god that kid in the middle is the best

>>78078011
Didn't link it first

My name is Jessica

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>>78077835
stick to your divegrass, you can have an opinion when your country matters

>>78077907
the NFLPA bargained it way because they are retarded and Roger Goodell only cares about PR since he too is a fucking retard and incapable of handling/delegating/overseeing an investigation. I imagine an NFL investigation these days is like watching DarksydePhil play an Ace Attorney game

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>>78078164
Thinking Roger Goodell actually runs the NFL is like thinking Ronald McDonald is in charge of McDonald's. Goodell is just a puppet controlled by pic related, John Mara, owner of the Giants.
>punished the Redskins and the Cowboys for violating the salary cap in an uncapped year
>punished the Saints for a fictional Bountygate scandal with no evidence
>punished the Patriots for a fictional Deflategate scandal with no evidence
>punished Zeke Elliott for a fictional woman-beating, again with no evidence
I'm actually surprised other owners don't band together and kick out this faggot and his shitty New Jersey team out of the NFL for good.

>>78078271
t. Analannihilated cowgoy

>>78078325
Saints fag actually.

>>78078325
t. Little bitch brainlet

>Ray Lewis: Kap's girlfriend had Ravens uneasy
kek never though spartan would actually be right, maybe she is crazy

>nfl made Big Ben a rapist for life
>nfl made Brady a cheater for life
>nfl making Zeke a woman beater for life

Where does it end, bros? How does Goodell get away with it?

>>78078353
Delusional all the same. The NFL is just incompetently run. Sorry your scummy DC got caught.

>>78078394
SEETHING

>>78078450
See >>78078271

>>78078450
see >>78078271

>>78078271
Brown only got a 1 game suspension because the NFL investigators were too retarded to tell the police they were with the NFL.

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>>78078271
Really making me think desu

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>post yfw this man gets the phins to the playoffs

>>78078271

>fictional bountygate scandal
>staff in the saints locker room were disgusted by it and self-reported

>>78078467
t. John Mara
>Kyle Williams on the 49ers has a history of concussions
>Giants players admit they targeted him with dirty hits because of this
>he fumbles the ball which pretty much wins the Giants the game
>NFL "investigates" for a grand total of one day and then decides there's no evidence and quickly sweeps it under the rug

>Giants kicker beats his wife
>Mara outright admits he knew about it, covered it up and still re-signed him
>kicker gets cut, no ramification whatsoever for the management

Giants are literally the scummiest team in football but constantly get away with it thanks to Mara's pull with Goodell.

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fuck this league. this is a fucking joke
jewdell is a faggot.

>>78078706
>t. cowbawys fan

>>78078636
30 players from that locker room testified under oath that the Vilma incident never happened. No evidence whatsoever was ever produced, and the NFL got ass reamed so hard by NFLPA they had to rescind all player suspensions.

>>78078706

Zeke is still going to play against the Giants though, so apparently their "Master plan" not to weaken the holy Cowboys didn't work.

What's going to be your excuse when the Giants beat them this time? Last year it was Terrance Williams and the snow.

>>78078706
>making shit up
>the dilapidated shantytown of Nawleans

http://bal.247sports.com/Bolt/Ray-Lewis-Kaepernicks-girlfriend-kept-Ravens-from-signing-him-107013824

When is someone going to stop Kaepernick's girlfriend from ruining his career and life? Where is Kaepernick's family in all this? Why aren't they telling him that this woman is poison?

>>78078775
Zeke is an O-line babby anyway

>>78078780
>>78078759
>all this damage control and literally no counter argument

>>78078780
>making shit up
the josh brown thing happened literally last year and he was literally only cut because of the blowback from a lack of action initially

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Do i look worried?

>>78078849
What am I supposed to argue with? A bunch of hearsay that's supposed to point to John Mara as the diabolical mastermind behind the NFL's stupidity, always out to get your favorite teams, especially the Cuckboys? lmaoing at your life senpai

>>78078915
>the NFL bungled a DV case
whoa that's literally never happened before

>>78078915
at least we cut him, zeke has a history of domestic violence

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hey bros guess what
contrary to what their fans think the rasms are gonna be shit yet again this year

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Who /a/ here?
Giants reportinf in

>>78078957
Why have the NFCW teams have gotten so uppity? Do they really think Palmer is going have another 2015 caliber season? Or that Goff is an NFL QB?

erin is so kawaii desu ne

>>78078936
http://sportsredefinedmag.com/is-john-maras-relationship-with-roger-goodell-too-cozy/

>>78078953
>history of violence
that's complete bullshit, he has no history of v
violence
he's done some shit like pull down that girl's top, but no assault charges or anything like that
t. not a cowcucks fan

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>>78078988

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>>78078988
P/a/ckers here

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>>78078918
>blue on the Sazabi

disgusting m8

>>78079021
I think yes and no respectively. Palmer's old but he's still got another strong year in him, and Goff ain't shit tbqhywf

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Atashi Wa Russeru-sama

>>78079034
>clickbait article full of more hearsay
lmaoing
at
your life

Also
>Greg Hardy gets shitcanned by the Pants for DV
>Cowgoys sign him anyway the next year
kek

>>78078918
Is this one of those Gun-damns?

>>78078953
No he doesn't.

>>78078953
pop quiz who has a mugshot
Zeke or Dak?

>>78079139
They both do.

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>>78079061
should've taken bulbasaur with the second pick for sure

>>78078953
The worst thing you could say about Zeke is that he loved to party in college. He didn't have any history of domestic violence before accusations from that cunt.

>>78079160
>butthurt

>>78079103
>Remember when they banned Josh Gordon indefinitely for having a drink on a plane?
>Video of Greg Hardy beating his ex-wife, no suspension, free to play for the 'Boys

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>>78079225
>>78078953
>>78078936
>>78079103
>>78078780
>>78078759
>the argumentative prowess of the 75 IQ Jints fan is reduced to U MAD and NU UH upon facing actual arguments
You really convinced us.

>>78078957
I don't think anyone really believes the Rams will be anything but a decent defense and hot shit on offense

>>78079285
>master debater

>>78079246
Pretty sure he was suspended for half the season.

Why haven't the Jets traded for Sean Mannion yet?

>>78079225
It's true faggot. Feel free to prove me wrong.

Dallas Cowboys >>>>> New England Patriots

>>78078391
Matt Ryan

>>78078391
Kizer

>>78079139
i love the g-men but i dont think either of them have a mugshot

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>>78079139
Dak for his DUI, what do I win

>>78078391
Wilson

Who is the greatest black QB of all time? Its gotta be between Moon, Vick and McNair.

>>78078391
Russell please

>Entire Cowboys defensive line is serving a PED suspension
>Cowboys signed Damontre Moore who will inevitably be cut by the end of the season because he's an undisciplined piece of shit (And not even that good)

>>78079468
>Moon
Literally the biggest choker to ever play quarterback.

>>78079061
>Toxins: Truck-kun
Not bad, keeps moving forward.
>Chokeboys: Rossweisse
FUCK YOU YOU CUNTS, I'M'A GET TRUCK-KUN AND FUCK Y'ALL'S SHIT UP FOR THAT! SHE'S MAI WAIFU DAMMIT!
>Clots: Judau
This does not fucking surprise me at all. Glad he doesn't come with his Gundam.
>BESF's: Nikuko
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand my sides have gone into orbit! This so fucking fits them, holy shit!
>Jasg: some Pokeshit
Sounds about right. Nothing to see here.

>Saints duplicated
So which Saints pick is actually the Cheatriots pick?

>>78078059
I feel bad for him
He clearly doesnt want to be there
I wouldnt do that to my son

>>78079483
Vick and McNair didn't have too much postseason success either right? 0 rings between all 3.

>>78077828
>Zeke will play this Sunday 'no matter what,' six-game ban still upheld

Im genuinely confused by this, does his ban not begin at the beginning of the season?

>>78079483

Was mostly because of the system he played in. The #1 criticism of the Run and Shoot offense back in the day was that you would never hold a lead because you'd never stop throwing the ball/wouldn't run the clock out when you were ahead

Guess what ended up happening to the Run and Shoot Oilers? And the '16 Falcons who ran an offense similar to the Run and Shoot?

>>78079511
McNair went to a Super Bowl and was one yard away from winning one.

>>78079527
Yeah but he didn't win did he
plus he's dead now so

>>78079511
It's not just rings, it's the way he would choke games away, he mastered choking to an art form. Look up the playoff legendary playoff game against the Bills where the Oilers let them come back from a 32 point deficit to win the game, with two picks from Moon in the second half (after throwing 4 TDs in the first)

>>78079527
Oh yeah that play was insane. I felt so bad for the Titans. Gotta be the shittiest way to lose a super bowl in all of history.

>>78079538
So yeah, I guess they're even then. Although Moon did get a ring in 2013 as the Seahawks radio crew.

>>78079514
Most likely scenario is that it ends up being tied up in court all season and he would serve it next season if he loses in court

>>78079557
RUN THE FUCKING BALL

>>78079514
he's just gonna play the first game
couldn't explain it to you but it's happening

So why does Zeke get to play week 1 if they are upholding the ban?

>>78079579
>Get to
No, you don't get it, he's just going to play, because how is the NFL really going to enforce he doesn't play

>>78077828
>GB: DL Quinton Dial signs with Packers
First Ahmad Brooks now this? Packers get cucked by Niners so hard they're trying to rebuild the defense that rekt them.

>>78079571
That was probably one of the most amazing Super Bowls we ever got. We need another one between two teams who have never won one before.

>>78079571
Even that doesnt match up. The Hawks could have been stuffed. Could have fumbled.

If that Titans player had just a little bit more arm length than the Titans would have won that game.

>ARI: G Alex Boone signs with Cardinals
Does Mike Iupati still play there? Good to see old 49ers getting work post meltdown

>>78079607
This
Eagles-Jags confirmed

>>78079527

>winning one

They were a yard away from tying the game. Big difference.

McNair was everything you want in a quarterback though. Could throw, run, was tough as nails, made big plays when he had to, and had great awareness of the situation. I look up to him greatly.

Here's what I think about a lot of the notable black QBs:

>Doug Williams - Could have been GOAT if Hugh Culverhouse wasn't a cheap bastard who didn't want to pay his franchise QB
>Warren Moon - Great player, probably the best black QB. Could have had an even better career if it weren't for the stupid "Niggers can't play quarterback" meme
>Randall Cunningham - Good but would have been an all-time great had he learned to pocket pass earlier in his career. Once he learned how with the Vikings he was damn near unstoppable.
>Steve McNair - See above
>Donovan McNabb - Choker. Would have beaten the Patriots in the Super Bowl if he weren't out of shape/had a set of balls
>Michael Vick - Maybe the most physically gifted quarterback ever. Great career arc, could have been better if he had been more accurate earlier in his career
>Cam Newton - Randall Cunningham's mind in Steve McNair's body. If the Panthers got him some more protection there'd be no beating him and they need to do it soon before their Super Bowl window closes/Newton starts breaking down

Why did Jed York run Jim Harbaugh out of San Francisco? The man took you to a Super Bowl and an NFCCG. He was a fine coach and look at your team since.

>>78078391
Carr

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>>78079673
A Superbowl and 2 NFCCGs*

>>78079593
Isn't he not criminally charged with anything? I'm not sure I understand why there is a 6 game suspension in the first place, but if they're keeping it regardless why did they decide to change it from week 1-6 to week 2-7?

>>78078391
every QB not named Carr

>>78078391
Dirk Pressley

>>78079701
You know what I mean. But why fire a guy who made your team respectable for the first time in years?

>>78079673

Because owners make bad decisions based on emotions.

Look at Jerry Richardson in Carolina firing his GM because he wouldn't give two of his veterans new contracts. Total emotion-based move without regard that Gettleman had that team set up for Super Bowl contention for at least a few years more.

>>78079657
>Doug Williams
He was literally shit outside of that one owl.

>>78079657
I know hes not included because he went to shit pretty early on in his career but Vince Young was the GOAT when starting a franchise in Madden 08

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>>78079468

>>78079702
There's some court hearing next Tuesday so I think they have to wait until then to reimpose it or something

>>78078391
Brady

>>78079673
Jim hurt his feelings

>>78079730
If we're deciding best black QB based on Madden then it's Mike Vick no question

>>78079730
If Vince Young had not run into the QB buzzsaw that was Jeff Fisher, he might have been someone.

>>78079657
Is there a reason you excluded Russell Wilson from this list?

>>78079730

Vince Young would have been great if he weren't so fucking dumb. I am 99.9% sure he has a double-digit IQ.

>>78079767
Pretty sure le-kneel-for-anthem man is very well rated in Madden 14

How the fuck are the raiders a top 5 favorite to win the owl this year, they are literally a shittier version of the saints but with younger players and while they have a few really talented players there's a huge drop off in talent around those players

They won like 7 games last year just because of lucky shit from carr in 4th, that isn't sustainable at all

>>78079780
is he black?
where's teddy bridgewater?

>>78079780

Fucking Oreo

>>78079767
In Madden 04, yes

Lol @ Madden 05 franchise, where some QB draftees were running 4.3 40s. Had a playbook that had QB sweeps using those QBs that worked 99% of the time

>>78079796
You could say the same about the Packers too m8 just A-rod has more accolodates

>>78079723
He basically didn't like Jim Harbaugh on a personal level and sided with the GM Trent Baalke over Harbaugh when there was a power struggle over final say of the 53 man roster

Baalke ofcourse being a fucking inept GM who wasted a ton of draft picks (AJ Jenkins, LaMichael James, Tank Carradine etc) ran the team into the ground and was fired two years after Harbaugh

>>78079791
>double digit
Saying just double digit would be generous. He was pretty much functionally retarded. We're taking about a guy who literally a two million dollar quick loan for a birthday party and then declared bankruptcy a year after that.

>>78079813
What a fucking idiot then. Guess he learned his lesson.

>>78078391
Rivers

>>78078391
hoyer

>>78078391
Goff

I miss the Oilers bros.

Is there anyway in the far future that we see them come back or are they as good as dead?

>>78079796
no, their entire offense is stacked from top to bottom. Depth included

>>78078391
Eli

>>78078391
Dak

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>>78079483
>mfw Matt Schaub tied Moon's record for most passing yards in a game

>>78079812
>They won like 7 games last year just because of lucky shit
>packers
nah senpai

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>>78079999
Cowgirls on suicide watch

>>78079633
He does but apparently Boone went to shit in Minnesota

>>78079963
They're just angsty Texans fans now

>>78079999
Irrefutable
RIP Cowgirls

>>78079965
>stacked offense

wew this meme. Pats will shut them out in the AFCCG if they make it.

>>78079061
Lions won the draft

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>my ass when the Jags are up 5 games in the division in week 15

>>78080032
>lions
>winning something

Shit y'all I was just reading this Business Insider article and learned something

How hard do you laugh when you hear "The Chiefs might be the best team in the AFC"

>>78080038
>"up"

I don't know, I think the Colts and Titans will give you a run for your money getting that first overall pick

>>78079999
We can only hope

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>>78079820
didn't he score the lowest score ever on the wunderlich?

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>>78080303
>Sex: PLZ

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>>78079999
lol

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>our starter is Mike Glennon
>unironically

How does it feel to be hyped and excited for football? I've forgot how that feels

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it's finally here fellas
only 1 more days

>>78080432
its for the best, looks like you got something in Trubisky.
Now you just have to try to not ruin him with your garbage franchise.

Let Glennon take the lumps for two years. Your team is nowhere near ready to contend for playoffs anyway.
Its the role of such quarterbacks to subsidize bad teams so they dont have to ruin all of their prospects constantly.

>>78080468
The dark era continues.

These are tough tough times to be a Bears fan I tell you.

>>78080482
at least you've got Kevin White

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Holy shit the season is coming.

FIRST for fuck trips.
FIRST, for fuck namefags.
FIRST, for thank fucking god football is back boys.
FIRST, for holy shit I'm hyping my team more than I should.
FIRST, for good luck on your regular season, good luck on your playoff chances.
FIRST, for my fucking team, despite the odds, will make the owl.

>>78080484
He looks awfully busty and is constantly injured

>>78080488
i don't know who you root for but rest assured they definitely will not

>>78080499
I know I was being facetious
Jordan Howard is cool though

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>>78080506
well that's mean
yeah I guess theres Howard

man this sucks

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Thoughts?

>>78080502
>AKA, hype killer.
>AKA, no one likes
i feel bad more for you than my team

>>78080524
That is one hell of a quote.

>>78080523
Hang in there bud, it only really took 2 years to turn the titans around

>>78080524
pretty big talk

>>78080534
>>78080523
yeah man, in two whole years you can be the titans!

>>78080534
>implying the Titans are turned around
they still can't win the weakest division in the NFL.
Memeiota is looking like another bust. Vince Young pt 2.

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I'm 5'7 and 145 pounds. Which NFL team would take me?

>>78080545
>33 Red Zone TDs in two years
>Zero red zone Ints in those two years
>a bust

>>78080541
fuck, that made me laugh more than it should've

>>78080552
How's your leg?

Made the decision last night. Not watching this anti American liberal propaganda at all this year, especially since I (used) to be a Browns fan and am from the Cleveland area. It's kinda sad, but it'll all be better once this shitshow retarded league collapses finally, as it inevitably looks like it will

>>78080554
against really bad teams, the second they play even an average team he becomes ineffective, get rattled and they get embarrassed.

Which is a bust. They should have known he was a bust though. He couldn't even handle the college playoffs. Too much pressure.

>>78078271
Question

Why would it be Jon Mara and not an owner who is worth billions like Stan Kroenke?

>>78080561
I ran an unoffical 4.59, but in regards to kicking which id probably what you meant, I can kick a ball extremely straight, but for about 30 yards, then it falls short

WSH: Kirk Cousins says Jesus made him sign one year deal

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Never gets old huh?
Nope
Kinda makes you wanna...
...break into song?
Yep.

I love my shitty team
I love when your team dies.
I love Tom Brady
I love 18 and 1
I love /nfl/.
I love hating Goodell

Boom de yada
Boom de yada
Boom de yada
Boom de yada

So Giants lose week 1? Fuck!

>>78080703
See >>78080524

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is this possibly the worst ever logo in NFL history?

>>78080795
Seattle deserves better and I hate the Seachickens

>>78080488
/nfl/ is /tripfag/ though

>>78080869
unfortunately like /tv/ mods and jannies gave up on this board.

I mean, who, in god's name, would be proud of the fact they trip on 4chan? The thought is literally making me giggle.

>>78080900
desu I assume just about everyone here has a trip but most people don't use it consistently

>>78079061
no pats?

>>78080916
Oh shit that makes sense. Now I feel gross posting here, I can't fathom tripping on a website like this daily with any self respect.

>>78080956
Don't, if you get strong or extant emotions really based off of 4chan you should stop posting

>>78079673
York is a bitch and is allowed by his parents to play big boy owner
Harbaugh most certainly made fun of him for it both behind his back and to his face
I would honestly be surprised if the other owners didn't do it as well

>>78081007
>post if you feel nothing
for now i finally see

>>78079468
Doug Williams has a SB win so he's better you fuckin retarded dumbfuck

>>78079494
Shut the Fuck up and go kill yourself you miserable jerking off 6 times a day to cartoon Fuck.

Why NFL season is so short?

>>78081042
I now remember how disgusted I was when I first went on 4chan that summer between middle and high school and saw a dude fucking a mule. What a long strange trip it's been

>>78081070
because we don't want players dying

>>78081072
But you only want to be entertained 3,5 months?

>>78081082
There's this cool phenomenon in the US called having more than one popular sport, you guys should try it sometime

>>78081085
implying you are interested as much in those other sports as in NFL?
You guys always look "omg I can't wait for NFL to start" all the time, it starts and then it's already gone. I feel for (You)s

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>>78079999

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lookin good boys

>>78081100
You're sort of right, in that I don't enjoy other sports quite as much, but there's still always gonna be something there. Also the NFL has the comfiest offseason so there's that

>>78081082
I know that it never could or would happen, but I would greatly enjoy it if the NFL and NCAA seasons were separated from one another

>more nationally broadcast NFL games on Saturday afternoon/evening
>college games on Sundays and Monday nights

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>>78080524

>>78081071
>implying an animal fucking a women is the most odd thing I've seen on 4chan

Oh summerchild, no one on this board could prove they're older.

>>78080524
Shit, I thought he said blacks

>>78079778
Why did Jeff Fisher hate Vince Young so much?

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No one else thread plans the way I do. No one else prepares the way I do. No one else knows football the way I do. No one else is as big a shitposter as I am. No one else is as powerful a baiter as I am. Tripfags might get 80 (you)s and I can only get 72, but I guarantee he can’t piss people off the way I can. No one else can do what I can do. And I’ve truly figured out in this process, if I can maximize all my potential in every aspect of the thread– this is bold – I do have the ability to be the greatest poster to ever post. Imagine taking an anon’s intellect and a tripfag’s preparation and putting it on a guy with a moderator's body. Why can’t I be the greatest? The only thing stopping me from it is me. That’s what’s driving me now.

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>>78081555
this desu
trips hunt for yous, yet, it's always "ANIMEWEEBS" that get the most, they always say "GO BACK TO CONTAINMENT BOARDS" but why are they so mad? Don't they realize trips are against everything that is 4chan, an anonymous website?

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>>78079999
>Baylor BTFO by Liberty
>A&M BTFO by UCLA
>Longhorns BTFO by Maryland
>Texans BTFO by Harvey
>Cowboys BTFO by digits

WHEN DOES IT END FOR TEXAS?

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>>78080003
The Dutchman has the record, actually

>>78080552
Can you kick?

If not, maybe try croquet

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>tfw patsfag

>>78077828
Can somebody post a couple eddy lacey memes?

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>>78079673
He couldn't handle the banter so he destroyed his own team out of spite.

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>>78079999
Quints confirms

I'm a raidniggers fan and dubs chooses my trip for this season

Is Ron Rivera a good coach?

>>78080545
Aw how cute, he's memeing again guys. Give him his (You)s

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ONE
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>Giants fag in this thread is so fucking mad Zeke is playing this year he went on an autistic temper tantrum calling everyone that called out Mara and Goodell's obvious corruption a cowgoy or some other variation as well as all caps keyboard slappings

Lmao

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>>78079999

Vick is doing well on FS1 right now. This Jew nosed faggot is annoying tho.

>>78081066
Do you really enjoy living like that? Being THAT MAD all the time?

>>78082360
>Can't handle the bantz
>Destroy your team for years
lel

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>>78079657
>Cam Newton
it is mind boggling to me that they run that offense with that Oline. How does Shula still have a job? Panthers fans?

"If it’s true, it’s lame. If it’s cover for the broader reluctance to risk riling up portions of the fan base, it’s even more lame — because it’s more evidence of the BS that has been propagated for months to justify Kaepernick’s unemployment"
D I N D U N U F F I N
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>>78082929
the Panthers have top tier Guards
the OTs have been pretty shit though

>>78080795
Who would win?

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Ray Lewis almost got Kaep signed to the Ravens but Kaep's psycho commie gf ruined all of it by posting a racist picture attacking Ray Lewis.

>“When me and Steve Bisciotti were talking, this is what we were talking about,” Lewis said on Showtime’s Inside The NFL. “We were talking about giving this kid an opportunity to get back in the National Football League. Look, this is what I wanted to share with people. I have been fighting for this kid behind the table like nobody has. . . . I’ve never been against Colin Kaepernick. But I am against the way he’s done it.”

>But it’s not just Kaepernick who has contributed to his unemployment. According to Lewis, the last straw in Baltimore came from something Kaepernick’s girlfriend did.

>“Then, his girl [Colin Kaepernick’s girlfriend] goes out and put out this racist gesture and doesn’t know we are in the back office about to try to get this guy signed,” Lewis said. “Steve Bisciotti has said it himself, ‘How can you crucify Ray Lewis when Ray Lewis is the one calling for Colin Kaepernick?'”

>Lewis apparently is referring to the photo posted by Kaepernick’s girlfriend of Lewis embracing Bisciotti, with a photo of Samuel L. Jackson embracing Leonardo DiCaprio’s slave-owning character in Django Unchained.

>“When they called me, it was to say, ‘Yes’ or ‘No,'” Lewis said. “We were going to close the deal to sign him. . . . Steve Bisciotti said, ‘I want to hear Colin Kaeperkick speak to let me know that he wants to play football.’ . . . And it never happens because that picture comes up the next day.”

>Lewis made it clear that, absent that image posted by Kaepernick’s girlfriend, Kaepernick would have been a Ravens.

>“Then he’s flying him to Baltimore,” Lewis said.

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2017/09/05/ray-lewis-colin-kaepernicks-girlfriend-kept-him-from-getting-signed-by-ravens/amp/

>>78083087
Who gives a shit

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Philip Rivers isn't moving to LA, is still living in San Diego.

He customized his SUV to have a "Film Room" built inside so he can study film during the 6 hour commute.

Is Tom Brady gonna be hit with the Madden curse bros? Are the Pats gonna be 7-5 going into week 14 and he's going to get benched for the Dreamboat?

>>78083114
bro La Jolla to LA is 4 hours max

>>78083130
Nigga, have you seen the traffic in this state?

>>78083099
Uhh..... I do. Obviously this is Kaep receiving karma for involving himself with crazy liberal blacks who push him away from his goal of getting a job.

>>78083129
M A D D E N

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>>78083130
>going into downtown LA everyday
>implying that isn't the worst traffic in America

>>78083114
>implying he won't be watching reruns of Teen Titans Go! and the Amazing World of Gumball

>>78083199
Why would he be taking his kids to practice?

>Goodell moves the Mia-TB game to week 11 instead of just moving to a neutral site/Thursday
Can't let another game compete with the patriots, gotta take away both Miami and Tampas bye weeks. The league will still go on about player safety after this too, while they're making 2 teams play 16 games in a row.

>>78083146
>>78083179
they practice in santa ana
I've done north county to century city in a uhaul in 3 hours. I did dip off the 405 and whip it through inglewood though, rivers probably doesnt want to take hood routes lol. but still, Carson is on the south side of the city by LB.

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>>78083199
>implying The Amazing World of Gumball isn't GOAT

>>78083087
I can't imagine how microscopic the brain of someone must be to care about Kaep or any of this
Seriously I can't believe the season starts tomorrow and people like you are still butthurt about this

>Cam thinks Kaep is good enough to be a starting QB

When you're benched for BLAINE GABBART I think that means you're not good enough to be a starting QB.

>>78083498
He is though, he is much better than a few starting qbs. The problem is the teams where he could potentially go either don't have the money or don't have/aren't willing to give up space on their roster for him.

>Buccaneers vs. Dolphins Postponed to Shared Week 11 Bye

Damn that sucks

>>78083543
Jewdell strikes again. At least now my first round pick Mike Evans will have to play 16 games straight.

>>78083516
>He isn't though, he really isn't. The problem is he's a pain in the ass and not worth the trouble.
ftfy

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>Bucs lose their week 11 bye
>In week 12 they play the Falcons

thank you based GODell

>>78083220
They'll be fine

>>78083220

>>78083543

>>78083562
t. DeMaurice Smith

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16 consecutive weeks of football... Anyone who thinks the NFL gives one miniscule fuck about player safety is fucking kidding themselves because that is absolutely insane.

Phins now play week 9 in London,week 10 in Carolina on Monday night then a short week to come home and play the Bucs on Sunday before going up to NE on week 12. That is a brutal and bullshit schedule.

>>78083610
>>78083574
If it were a big market team like the Pats/Cowboys they wouldn't have gave them a week 1 bye week. Hell they'd probably move everyone's schedule around so that they could still have their normal one.

>>78083658
Blame mother nature not the NFL or Goodell you tard. Also, that's what you get for backing a shit tier team.

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>>78083687
>dolphins
>shit
Get the fuck outta here faggot

>>78083714
>anime
>having sex
Get the fuck outta here virgin

>>78083528
The ironing would be delicious!

What did they mean by this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0mazA8OZ0lQ

>>78083733
Anthropogenic climate change is unsubstantiated and survives despite a lack of evidence.

>>78083543
>no game in 100+ mph winds with Jay Cutler
would be a top tier shitshow

#78083744
>obligatory non-response bait here

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>>78083740
Mara btfo

>>78081167
Agreed. College belongs on Saturday, NFL Sunday with an exception for one MNF game. That's it! Fuck. College ball is on every fucking day except Tues/Wed so far as I know but I wouldn't be shocked if someone said Fuck Off U and Who Gives a Shit State were playing today. Give me a fucking break.

>busc and lelphins get no bye week

RIP your season

>>78080795
>we wuz Indians n shiet

>>78083820
This is their Bye week, essentially.

>>78083162
He's a shit tier QB who cares

i understand that hurricanes suck, shit happens, etc. and i'm not even a dolphins or bucs fan but this is one of the worst decisions the NFL has ever made.

>we could just play this in a neutral stadium at a lower cost and donate all profits from ticket sales to hurricane relief
>LOL NAH FUCK THAT AND FUCK YO BYE WEEK $$$$$$$

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Post comfy stadiums. Can't wait for late nov/ dec football.

>Boston caught cheating AGAIN

Who's gonna stop them?

>>78083930
>Red Sox caught cheating
>Tom Brady 4 game suspension

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>>78083914
>mustard field
no thanks

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Bucs fan here

Could bucs fans and dolphins fans join up to class-action sue the nfl for...something? Reckless endangerment?

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>>78083658
Not like the Bucs have it any better. Three straight away games against potential playoff teams in Miami, Atlanta, and Green Bay in that order. It's such fucking bullshit.

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>>78083951
>>78083959

Reminder that the Philidelphia Eagles are going 12-4 and winning the NFC East and there is NOTHING you can do about it.

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>>78083995

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>>78083991
Fuck off

>>78083995
>iggles will win out against gnats and boys

top jej

how the hell does this game being postponed work for fantasy leagues? WTF planet earth

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NFCS Celebration now that the Buccs are schedule fucked

>>78083995
>nothing
I think they one thing I can do to keep this from happening is "Sit on my ass and wait."

>>78084051
Same as a bye week.

Their bye week is week 1.

So fucking retarded.

What's going on with Aldon Smith? Will he ever play in the NFL again?

>>78084081
Fuck, I guess I chose the wrong natural catastrophy to have no back up TE, I hate hurricanes now

>>78084051
I have Winston, Jay Ajaji, Mike Evans, Devonte Parker, and Kenny Stills on my team.

Fuck me

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Is he right?

>>78084153
Maybe, but why is everyone ignoring their garbo offensive line that is going to get wilson killed?

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You are suspended and this man hears your appeal. What do?

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>most promising bucs season in over a decade
>god steps in to prevent them from reaching the post-season

>>78084172
because it's improved since last year

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>>78084053
>tfw have both bucs games late in the season

>>78084190
what did they do to fix it? I don't recall them making any big moves on the o line

>>78084174
suck his dick

>>78083914
Jesus Green Bay seems a lot more built up around the stadium then that.

>>78084191
>falcons go 1&done in the wildcard anyway

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>Tiki is here now

The Madden Curse will happen to Brady.

He'll lose to the Giants again in Super Bowl LII.

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>Tiki is here now

>>78084221
surprisingly reasonable, tho I could see the boys losing to the chiefs or raiders

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>"It is not the responsibility, nor within the authority of, the Hearing Officer to conduct a de novo review of the case and second guess his decision."
>Harold Henderson on upholding Elliots appeal

Then what the fuck is the point of the appeals process? Jesus Christ how is the NFL this incompetent?

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>Detroit Lions news is celebrating a 60 year old championship

Some days I'm really ashamed to be a fan more so than usual

What's the over/under on the Texans crashing and burning in a hilarious fashion this year? I can just see Savage getting hurt and having to throw in Watson early and having him get eaten alive.

>>78084301
t. Tiki

>>78081064
>winning a super bowl implies talent

Well I guess Trent Dilfer and Brad Johnson are HoF caliber qbs

>>78084440
It does imply talent.

>>78083744
Nobody ever said Liberals were known for their intelligence

>>78084428
It's basically guaranteed senpai

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The bucs and the dolphins should just come out on week 11 and kneel down every play. Have a 0-0 tie. Fuck Goodell. I'm a fan of neither team but that's bullshit

>>78084435
t. Tiki

>>78084435
dont ever accuse me of being tiki again

>>78084435
>>78084458
>>78084461
t. Tiki

>>78084455
I literally had the exact same thought. Just burn the clock each play while standing around giving the middle finger to every nfl official in attendance.

>>78084458
>>78084461
>>78084467
>>78084435
t. Tiki

>>78084447
No it doesn't. You don't need a good qb to win a superbowl, it helps but it's not needed. There have been numerous teams whom have won super bowls with mediocre or shitty quarterbacks due to have outstanding defense and offense rosters, the two I listed are just a few examples. Williams wasn't terrible by any means but he certainly wasn't good either and was supported by an outstanding defense whom essentially dominated Elway and HoF receivers and a HoF running back

>>78084479
>>78084473
>>78084467
>>78084461
>>78084458
>>78084455
>>78084453
>>78084451
>>78084447
>>78084440
>>78084435
t. Tiki

>>78084455
>>78084473
>bucs kick a field goal with 3 seconds left and steal the game.

How mad would fins fans be?

The season is saved, boys.

https://youtu.be/aXe-KOvt7Nc

>>78080524
>Ben Kakadu

>>78084498
what the fuck is this animation