/heem/

After seeing the greatest UFC fighter lose to an old age boxer i think im done with this sports. Floyd showed such intelligence over conor, controlling him for the whole match... MMA is for low IQ i think. its just a bit of a mess.

SB

Romero is not a contender. Whittaker proved that.

>>78076427
But I plan on going into FW/LW

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<------ Pissbong

>>78077281
This is the thread

https://twitter.com/jedigoodman/status/905230221212753920 (embed)

>$20M+ less than MayPac in gate
>PPV numbers still not released as of yet

Soon.

>>78077358
>MMA is for low IQ
Yup just compare their fanbases. MMAnlets are the dumbest fans of all the sports in the world

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>>78077383
Platinum bless lads

>>78077395
thats still huge... forgive me but whats the cucking point of talking about this? to promote ufc and mayweather for free? all a hullabaloo for free publicity.

>>78077358
Conor would absolutely murder him within round one if the fought in the octagon my guy

>>78077395
When will the PPV numbers be released? If it does less than MayPac I'll laugh hard

>>78077418
>Could barely beat a 47 year old Dan Henderson

Can't wait till Pissbong fans are gone forever.

>>78077427
What's the average PPV of UFC without big names like McGregor? We'll see how many PPVs UFC 215 do.

>>78077428
But he stands up in an octagon. so the fight would be the same. especially if we take it conor doesnt know floyds ground game, he would be terrified because he cant think on enough levels.

>>78077414
Nothing says high IQ than camping out in sports you don't watch to claim how much better you are. You have serious autism amigo.

>>78077455
200k

>>78077440
MayPac did 4.4M. Dana said PPVs was at 6.5M. Preliminary numbers said it did 4-4.5M. No official numbers until this weekend at the latest.

deprote basura

>>78077454
Hendo is more dangerous than Romero or Whittaker for Bisping

Anyone have the Rockhold suing Bisping for too much banter pic?

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For sure if Conner had brass knuckles and a gun he would have won my guy 100%

>>78077472
But I do watch MMA, I watch it enough to know that they have the worst fans of any sport out there.

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The Platinum One will unseat Tyrone then breakdance on his grave

>>78077457
oh for sure floyd has a sick rubber guard my man he's a beast 100%

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>no one wished Ngannou happy birthday
:'(

>>78077489
this

people who dont realize this are peanut brains who see a low age number or and nice physique and autmoatically think "killer", there is so much more to it than that, but youll never know. just dont have the brain capacity or outside the box thinking.

>>78077515
Where have you been my guy?

>>78077492
If no one posts it I'll do it later, it's on my other laptop

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>>78077492

>>78077489
>He actually believes this
The only reason Pissbong is champ is because he got a lucky punch against Luke if you watch the fight even he was suprised he won, he would lose to any Top 5 fighter and will lose to GSP too.

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https://www.wunderground.com/cat6/threat-increasing-cuba-florida-intensifying-irma

>abandon family and bring home 0 (ZERO) belts
>be a dishonorable roider and cheat
>lose to a fat crippled Welterweight
>get BTFO by Bisping
AND
>have your entire home country wiped off the globe

The country of Yoel right now kek

happy bday to raquel my fightfu

>>78077544
Thank you my man.

>>78077558
And yet Yoel would retire pissbong

>>78077557
Luke sucks at boxing. Luke got lucky he was able to gouge the part of Bisping's eyes that work and follow it up with a headbutt in the first MMA fight

>>78077558
Here bro, use a more updated article

http://firsthandweather.com/3240/hurricane-irma-set-impact-leeward-islands-puerto-rico-hispaniola-cuba/

>>78077587
>losing to a fat crippled Welterweight

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>knocks out GSPoo
>knocks out Poomero
>knocks out Piss Cryman
>knocks out Puke again
>knocks out Tyrone
>split decisions 56 year old Hendo in the trilogy and rides off into the sunset as the natty GOD

>>78077587
yoel would get tko'd by the second due to attrition. he doesnt have the striking skill or cardio, it will be a similar fate to cung le.

>>78077624
Pukare pooza would finish bisbong in the first round

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Reminder Bisroid has a resting heart rate that indicates EPO usage, and Rampage who had the same coach and trained with him for years commented "People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones"

http://forums.sherdog.com/threads/rampage-on-bisping-and-ped-people-who-live-in-glass-houses-shouldnt-throw-stones.3035243/

He is also a shameless coward who bullies little girls (10 minutes in)

https://youtu.be/v04jjUk2x0k?t=8m40s

>>78077642
jacapoo is poosada'd and got FLUSHd by whittaker almost got knocked out by tim pootsch lmao he's DONE

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>>78077498
Uh huh sure thing you /box/ tourist, all I know is that I've never seen a single good Australian poster ever since flags became a thing on /sp/

In fact, what we discovered was that it was Aussies who were making all the yuro vs. amerifat threads on both sides.

>>78077634
>>78077662
so obviously the scat spammer it's not even funny anymore

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>>78077652
>R-R-Rampage said so!

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>s-s-s-s-spammer!!!!!

>>78077358


MMA is for low iq millenials
Boxing is for low iq boomers

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*bitcoins your path

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This Amerifat bisroid spammer has to be Callum

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<--- snorty

>>78077634
>>78077685
>>78077692
>>78077721
I almost feel bad for this sperg.

>>78077558
Don't worry you can make the next thread :^)

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>RAYYYYYY, AYUDAME, QUE PASA CON LA JUGO

>>78077675
You must spend your whole life on here, lol you seem to be obsessed with flags and shit.
I feel sorry for spergs like you.

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>>78077753
<---boogy

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>SEE YOU SOON, B-

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>succesfully screws the roiding cheat over
>cucks woodley out of GSP
>MEing a title defense TWICE unlike Woodley
>never has been busted for drug use or "tainted" supplements
>triggers the fat h8rs

Bispbros always wins. Bisping always wins baby.

>>78077803
I'm not obsessed with flags, it's just that 9 times out of 10 every time I read a horrific post on this board regarding any sport I follow, there's a high likelihood there'll be an australian flag attached to it.

>>78077358
city people all watch boxing, MMA is for rural retards.

>>78077842
See >>78077766

>>78077842
Youre in your late 20s-early 30s right? I don't think a young man would be sperging all over Bisping like this for such a long time. Seek mental help.

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>>78077836
You are delusional if you think Bisping would have a chance with Romero. Bisping hasn't fought in over a year.

>>78077766
>>78077870
I'll probably be sleeping but thanks for the offer buddeh

>>78077879
B sample soon, JBJ will walk free.

>>78077888
for sure romero has some crisp striking my man he's a beast 100%

>>78077851
You are obsessed to the point of having a grudge against other countries aka autism. I know your life revolves around this place so don't feel too bad about it. This is all you've got going for you.

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>>78077908
>JBJ will walk free

turby jesus dude just cool it and enjoy mma for once

>>78077920
Another horrific post courtesy of you. Please keep it up and never stop.

>The irony of classifying all MMA fans as low IQ but sperging out when Ausfailians on 4chan are shown to be chronic morons and baiters

>>78077925
"He whom laughs last, laughs hardest" - Sun Tsuu

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Oh so you a wrestler now Connor?

>>78077395
what does gross gate mean

>>78077979
Keep the autism up, friend. I know this place means a lot for you. It makes you think that you have self-worth and a sense of belonging, but it's probably best to take a break every once in a while and seek mental help.

>>78078022
I hope you find someone soon, bud.

>>78077836
Whittaker is like 10 times better at everything than Bisping.

>>78078064
I'm posting about MMA in the MMA thread, what's the matter spergboy?

>>78078022
The same spammer keeps coming back. Is /heem/ filled with only autistic spammers or what?

>>78078066
Bisping would knock out Whittaker

>>78077979
>>78078058
this is the spammer

>>78078091
This spammer calling anyone a sperg. Should we tell him lads?

Mate get a fucking life. You're an embarrassment to yourself, to your friends and to your family. Do you think posting the same thing 100 times is funny or something? I feel sorry for you.

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He gets absolutely PISSED every time I post webms of Mcgreggar getting BLOWN OUT.

I can't say I don't love it cause I do.

>>78078151
....argh....

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Everyone calm down

>>78078163
Poor guy. I remember my first beer.

>>78078022
Conor was winning this fight... why do you tards always post this? It's a simple mistake, nothing to be ashamed of.

>>78078151
You do it because you're autistic and have nothing else going for you in life. I mean doing it once or twice is fine but every single day? Seek help because what your doing would be considered abnormal behaviour by any psychologist.

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Mike Kakis

>>78078151
Who exactly? Nobody ever responds to you?

>>78078179
Its one dude and he does it because he doesn't like me.

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>>78078125
>>78078180

>Post MMA webm of MMA fighter in an MMA general
>He starts seething and calls me a spammer

I know you love Connor, and I know that posting this webm makes you absolutely LIVID. That's about 99% of the reason I do it.

>>78078199
You just call yourself a nobody buddeh?

>>78078190
Why does he do it?

https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/filename/IMG_3476.jpg/

>>78078199
>>78078201
The best explanation is mental illness. Continue to call him out on his abnormal behaviour so he seeks some professional help.

>>78078214
I love Conor and it really doesn't. The more you post something the more use to it I get. Also, he avenged that loss

>>78078201
Lmao you give yourself way too much self-importance on an anonymous anime imageboard

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>>78078179
>he was winning until he lost

>>78078180
Hey, stop being mean to him. He's trying to joke around maybe that's not good enough, but who cares dude? It doesn't affect you, so just leave him alone man, fuck. Why does everyone have to be so negative non stop?

>>78078241

I think I liked you better when you were sperging out about how manlets piss you off.

>>78077457
Conor knocks him out standing without fake boxing gloves.

>>78078179
>He was winning until he lost
Mate, tell me you didn't just say that hahaha

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>tfw started posting on /heem/ only recently and various long-time spergs in these threads think i'm someone else they've had beef with since the end of time
Literally happens to me every single thread. You all need help, people disagreeing with you has robbed you of your sanity.

>>78078261
He was. It means something if you make a silly mistake and learn from it. He won the next fight.

Chael did the same with Anderson Silva, he didnt even win the rematch but people always say it.

>>78078285
For sure Connor beats him if he has a sock full of batteries and an army knife my guy

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*GADOOOSH*

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>>78078336

>>78078214
Dude you are so mentally ill that you have to come up with made up scenarios in your head to justify your behaviour. Nobody likes Conor that much to get triggered by your autistic ramblings. Even the most hardcore Conor fan wouldnt respond to your posts which is why you posting these things over and over is so sad.

I just want you to know that you are behaving abnormally and need to seek professional help. You've been doing this for way too long so please for the sake of your family get help.

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the absolute state of this general

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news
fights on satiruday

links
bjpenn.com
markhunt.tv
mmaimports.com
twitter.com/robinblack

>>78078326
That or without fake boxing gloves.

>>78078246
>it really doesn't
Yet posting a simple sentence has managed to get Canadia, and Poofailia seething at record speed saying I have mental illness cause I dont lick gooby's nuts on a daily basis like they do.

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>>78078321
>a silly mistake
>learn from it

>>78078179
Conor was winning against Floyd. If the fight was 6 rounds Conor would've won.

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>>78078348
>Nobody likes Conor that much to get triggered by your autistic ramblings
Yet here you are lmao

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>>78078384
>If the fight was 6 rounds Conor would've won.

>>78078370
Well I mean you post it in every thread and never get any (You)s. If this is how much triggering some anons means to you, then I suggest you step it up.

>>78078370
You're making shit up in your head you lunatic, because nobody likes Conor that much here, I mean for fuck sake mate do some introspection or something

>>78078393
>>78078384
He would have. The mistake he made was cardiovasculate fitness. fucking idiot

>>78078401
>Well I mean you post it in every thread and never get any (You)s
Nigga, I'm getting (you)s RIGHT NOW, what are you even talking about lmao?

>>78078390
I'm only responding to tell you that you're mentally ill, Conor is and always be a hype job in my eyes

But keep living in your delusional fantasy world you lunatic lmao

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>>78078430
>He would have
>The mistake he made was cardiovasculate fitness

>>78078405
I've turned myself into a pickle Morty! Pickle Rick is in Matt Hughe's asshole tonight!

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Who Chan-Mi Jeon here? She is pretty entertaining. She'll put on a good fight on the Japan card the 22nd with OSP vs Shogun.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqPV950nQic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02V_JBUGlQw

>>78078438
Probably because you actually decided to say something

>>78078407
>because nobody likes Conor that much here
But that's simply not true you loser lol. Anyway if you're trying to get me to stop posting that webm cause it triggers you, you did a piss poor job cause I'll keep posting it as long as I'm physically capable of. Even when my first born son is being born I'll make sure I post it cause I know you'll see it and it will piss you off lol.

is shogun bringing his skateboard to the next OSP fight?

conor was winning vs nate haha

>For sure if I didn't get tired I would've won

How many fights does this logic apply to?

>Anderson Silva
>Luke Rockhold
>Dan Henderson

Name a more impressive win streak in the UFC right now, I'll wait.....

>>78078497
...and who won in their most recent match? Thus who is currently better? Who has the most title defenses, hell fuck that.. who has the most fucking wins in ufc histry? yeah its fuckin bisping.

>>78078502
>I'll keep posting it as long as I'm physically capable of. Even when my first born son is being born I'll make sure I post it cause I know you'll see it and it will piss you off lol.
This right here. This is mental illness in action.

>>78078384
that's true. floyd is an epo fraud.

>>78078360
turby is wasted lol

>>78078348
Leave him alone

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>>78078544
*Blocks your path*

>>78078544
Anderson Silva is moot. He was cheating the whole time.

>>78078544
Max Holloway

>>78078561
>creates imaginary friends to interact with
sad fucking leaf

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>>78078559
>m-mental illness
Is that really all you can say? I think you need to go have a talk with your shrink about how posts on 4chan piss you off cause I can tell you that cyber-bullying isn't real if you just walk away from the computer screen.

>>78078544
For sure Thales Leites is a beast

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>>78078457

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>>78078587

>>78078624
This poor guy lol

Seeing McGregor everywhere must be terrible

Leites would knock out Romero

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Who wins? Tyron or Yoanna? theyre roughly the same size and strength it appears. manlets btfo

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>mfw they wont do the dam ting

>>78078624
McGregor vs Diaz 2: Nate gets beat up by a child

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Absolutely pissed lol

>>78078709
it is what it is you know at the end of the day

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Tyron is a great fighter. id say rank 5 p4p behind conor mcgregor, stipe, bisping, perhaps rockhold or cody.

>>78078772
>rockhold

lol

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What was the most physically dominant performance of his career?

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<----- boxer

>>78078772
The King, Tyrone and Goobert are probably tied for p4p best of mma.

Cody is close but needs to heem TJ into another dimension first.

>>78078772
>mcgregor
>stipe
>rockhold
ROFL no where is Perry or Artem?

How long is the Reebok deal for the UFC?

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>>78078359

Poor guy, honestly.

>>78078815
too long, bring back affliction

I have to admit, the best part of /heem/ is right after the fights and people are discussing the results, but also pissing off mcgregory fans who are confirmed megaspergs (spain and canada)

>>78078772
Tyron at the moment seems to have learnt to game the system
Now he's at the top, he fights very cautiously, to the point of taking no risks at all. It also works for him, because he has that monster power that means people don't want to take many risks against him either. He sits back and waits for his overhand, it's dangerous. And if that fails, he has his wrestling which is pretty good.

I'd maybe rank Tyron above Goobs though. I like Goobs, but come on, he's 2-1 in his last 3. Tyron has won the belt and defended it 3 times, against tough guys. He's good, but I don't like his style anymore.
It works and it's too effective

euro /heem/ is best /heem/

McGregor has bigger than he has ever been, he did better than experts thought, and everyone on heem loves him.

You're delusional my man 100% Conor is a beast

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who is your favorite female fighter?

>McGregor has bigger than he has ever been
>has bigger

So mad that grammar skills went out the window wew lol

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>>78078863

>>78078919
I keep seeing people say they expected him to lose but 90% of bets were on Gooberton, so if all those people expected him to lose I guess they're just retarded?

Some of the worst damage control I've ever seen to be quite honest my guy 100% gadoosh.

>>78078947
hey that's actually me IRL delet this

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>>78078956
>filename

>>78078952
Also something like 50% of /heem/ picked him to win but now his nuthuggers are like, "We didn't really expect him to win" lmao

>>78078930
Alexandra albu.

>>78078544
> Brunson
> Jacare
> Romero

Oh and in 7 months as well.

@78079001

You seem pretty obsessed about this conor shit brah.

lol bud I really honestly do hope you find someone, and I mean all this silly shit aside, for real.

And I hope you will learn to accept Conor McGregor as your lord and savior (he is actually moslem you know) so that the sport can continue to progress

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>>78079001
>>78078952
Goober has always been a fan favourite.

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Hashtag UFC Hawaii vs Fwonkie in talks for 218

>>78078952
Yes, but 75% of the money was on Floyd. Lots of people bet a few bucks on McGregor cuz he was a huge underdog.

>>78079028
The poor guy is so obsessed and Conor continues to grow. It has seriously got to suck lol

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>>78077358
>Conor
>greatest MMA fighter
pick one

>>78079091
idk now is as good of time as any to be a conor hater

>>78079068
It'd kind of bug me if Fwonkie wins
Not because I don't like him, but because he hasn't got past Aldo, so it's hard to think of him as #1

@78079109

Conor is probably taller than you.

>>78079095
If they had put Nate in there instead of Conor it would've been a decision or a much, much better possibility for a win

it's honestly a miracle that Conor won that second fight

You know how sometimes when certain fighters receive attention, some weird ass spergs freak out about it?
Conor McGregor

#2p4p on earth

how salty are you lmao

>>78079121
6' manlet checking in

>>78079121
6'1" manlet checking in

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>>78079091
Thoughts on this webm?

>>78079120
Fwonkie wont win

>8"

fwonkie still owes yair a rematch the first fight was a fluke yair was about to tornado kick his boxercise ass into retirement if it wasnt for the weak corner stoppage

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I have him revved up harder than any time before.

>>78077358
It really hurt seeing Conor get cucked like that, but it has only made me want to follow boxing now. But the whole sport seems to be dead, aside from a handful of supernatural, Matrix-style fighters like Vasyl, GGG, and Carmello.

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Reminder Bisroid got gifted all 3 of his "wins" against anyone of note: Anderson KO'd him but Herb Dean fucked up, Rockhold fought with his hands down, Hendo was robbed by the English judges

>>78079171
His wrestling is really a level Max hasn't faced before.

>>78079058
So this is the power of MMA striking

>>78079143
That argument actually has a lot of merit to it.

If you watch Nate fight he throws like a boxer. Joe Blowhardogan calls it pitter patter, but he's setting up his big shots just like a boxer does. Watch the first and second Conor/Diaz fights and you can see where Nate outboxes Conor cleanly.

In terms of pure boxing Nate is underrated but it doesn't translate as well in MMA where his often traditional boxing stance leaves his legs vulnerable.

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>Anderson won the popular vote!
>L-Luke for sure is a good boxer my man!
>Hendo won the popular vote!

>>78079202
How was the Cockhold win not legitimate?

>>78079226
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XsskQ32ipEM

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<----- ??????

>>78079240
He had too much cock, cock guy

>>78079120
It's a matter of styles making fights. Aldo is pretty much the hard counter to Frankie's style. I still think that Frankie would have given Conor trouble.

People also forget how good Aldo is just because of Conor.

Aldo's been unreasonably salty about it, but you can't blame him entirely when he gets asked about Conor any time Conor farts and casuals comment "13 seconds" on everything he does, even if it has nothing to do with Conor.

I bet it fucking sucks dude. I bet it's dark, and that times are rough.

We are all gonna be alright though dude. Conor McGregor is gonna save us all lmao

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What did he get for his birthday present?

>>78079182
I liked the part where the doctor was trying to open his eye but his eye was so swollen the doctor couldn't get his finger in his eye to open it

>>78079202
Dw bro, 2 months left until Pissbong spergs leave forever

Demetrious Johnson is the best pound for pound fighter in the world and there's literally nothing you can do to change this fact.

>>78079247
>Bisping is fully conscious and only one knee
>talking to Herbal immediately
>happened at the buzzer
>proceeds to cave Andershit's head in the next round
>f-f-for sure Andershit is the real winner my man

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Oh so you a boxer now Connar?

>>78079276
>talking to herb immediately
I guess so. If immediately means after 10 seconds of finding the will to stand up

>>78079254
>It's a matter of styles making fights
I know that, but I still feel like it'd be a nagging feeling. Fwonkie lost to Aldo really not too long ago, so if he won the belt, could you really call him #1 in the Division when there's someone right there he's not been able to beat?

It sucks saying this too cause Frankie's a good guy and I don't want to discredit him or some shit

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>Andersons "knockout" while Bisping was distracted was completely legit! Defend yourself at all times!!

>Bisping fluked against Rockhold he should've kept his hands up, no count!

H8rs in cognitive dissasocitiave shambles

>>78079316
10 seconds after the bell

>>78079271
Hopefully DJ calls out the winner of TJ-Cody to gain respect but then again then casuals are scum so it doesn't matter

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>>78079265

>>78079316
lol he was talking to him immediately after it happened, and then beat the piss out of limpdick's face in the fourth round

But anderson won the popular vote my man!

>>78079310
rigged stoppage for such a high profile fight should of done a standing 8 count

>>78079310
This meme got better when you did the intentional misspellings, good job desu ran with that ball well lad

>>78079324
>>78079344
Look. Ofc Bisping won, but don't act so smug that it wasn't close. If that knee happened with 20 seconds left the fight was over. And this is to a non-roided Silva.

Honestly, just think for one second that you absolutely fucking hated Conor McGregor, but also that you loved mma and it was your only passion.

Just imagine. Imagine the hell that would result.

>>78079334
He might, but I don't think Dana is too interested in DJ moving up, only people moving down to fight him
It's not like it'd be a superfight if the winner of TJ/Cody fought DJ

>>78079345
Yes I agree it was an early stoppage. Ref should have let him get beaten up till his corner quit for him.

>>78079372
>i-i-if

If Herbal Dean actually gave the mouthpiece during that break in action the knee never happens

>>78079372
Imagine the fight wasnt stopped before the bell, though

>>78079375
I don't see how anyone that actually loved mma could hate conor mcgregor. He's a good fighter.

>>78079403
turby fucking despises him bud lol

>>78079345
>>78079388
This. Mild traumatic brain trauma wasn't enough. I was Conor to get concussed the fuck out and never fight again.

Let him get pounded for the 2 minute remainder of that round.

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>The sperg actually thinks I hate Corner

He's a good fighter, good kicks, good power, good accuracy. It's just his fans who get so pissy when you throw a little water on him lmao, be it here or on youtube, I've never seen it with anyone else, they get really mad when you don't ride his nuts and laugh at his autistic bants.

Case in point this thread, the sperg is STILL mad and BEGGING me to stop.

>>78079442
No one cares dude

>>78079409
>this turby meme you and only you use
really trying hard to force that shit huh? doesn't help that its nonsense

>>78079409
What's actually wrong with you?

>>78079442
>>78079452
>>78079454
lmao

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>>78079452
beg me

>>78079442
This is mostly true.

Though I'd argue Connaires accuracy and speed are better assets then his so called power. He has really only flash KO'd one dude in his entire career.

>>78079320
This is pretty dumb logic. Does a fighter need to avenge every single loss of their career in order to be a "real" champ? I mean hell, Max lost to Conor and never beat Conor for the belt, so is Max not an illegitimate champ to begin with in your eyes?

>>78079462
>>78079473
lmao!

>>78079409
You talk like someone who actually has downs my guy.

>>78079490
tell us how you really feel

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>>78079489
Poor guy

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>>78079480
Yes McConner's accuracy is one of his best assets, as well as how he uses his kicks to get his opponents to get their guard down, very few fighters utilize their kicks, he almost never wastes his energy throwing a kick that won't land

>>78079510
lmao

>>78079481
No, it's the fact the Aldo fight was very, very recent and Edgar has been unsuccessful against Aldo twice, which sort of suggests he can't beat Aldo.

>>78079524
No one cares about your friend simulator

>>78079524
Yeah, I wish I could send him money or something like that, I legit feel bad for the guy. Like if he wants to follow mma and shit and be active and all that I could buy him a couple tickets or something for fucks sake you know?

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>August 26, 2017
>Get done portion dip at your part time job
>Come home to your make belief wife and wife's son
>Pay 125(CAD) for the PPV because you live on USAs hat
>Watch your favorite fighter get BTFO
>Have to endure heem making fun of your hero for months
>Defend him while crying on you're fake wifes lap

<---- g-gooby

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>>78079572
You seem to

>Tfw all I needed to trigger him was post this: >>78078022

>>78077358
Just like your girl's pussy, it's just old hat. I do agree.

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/heem/ as a life simulator must be tough sometimes

Does anyone have manlet wojak with an angry face?

The part that makes me the most sad is how he always accuses everyone of being mentally ill :(

Like he is running from it

>>78079609
>>78079626
Says the guy who has screenshots saved from March.

>>78079645
This is your intervention. We're trying to help

>>78079562
I get what you're saying. But there are always going to be fights that are bad stylistic matchups for a fighter, even for a champion. If you struggle against one fighter in the top 10 and dominate all the others I'd say it's still pretty clear you're the best at the weight class. I mean if Jones weren't about to get permaheemed by USADA and Rumble came back and slept him to become champ would you have the same issue with Rumble because of his struggles against DC? You might, but I would think the majority of MMA fans wouldn't.

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guys what do you see in this picture

http://vsco.co/elliebisping/media/59aa2e237307983306b568e1

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>>78079638
>Imagine if Yoel came out of the ocean

>>78079530
>>78077493
Why are Conor's punches so accurate? Does it have to do with his card punching training?

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I commend the Bisping poster on his bait, but seriously dude you should consider switching over to the superior triggering mechanism.

>>78079665
I laughed when I saw that too

Cheers boys

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>>78079668
King posting isn't bait.

It's the truth.

>>78079656
I think you should start letting go more, your therapist would tell you the same.

>>78079662
>that are bad stylistic matchups for a fighter
I know this. It's not that I want to discredit Frankie. It's just that I feel like I'd have that nagging feeling there if he were to become Champ.
>If you struggle against one fighter in the top 10 and dominate all the others I'd say it's still pretty clear you're the best at the weight class.
I suppose that's not a bad point, but even that Jones/Rumble thing, I feel like it would bug me even though the point is a valid one

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Is this the strategy that will end the Cyborg meme?

>>78079667
Mcgreggor's accuracy is above average for MMA standards. That's what he puts most his focus into when training

Bisping just said Nick and Nate are white and that there's no racism in the UFC.

Talk about turby bein BTFO holy boys lmao

BTFOOOO

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>>78079681
Neither is quitposting

>>78079663
the bisping children are notorious racemixers. callum is dating a little asian girl
https://www.instagram.com/p/BLaCJtBhI4f/?taken-by=callum11231

>>78079690
I don't have a therapist though it's nice of you to open up about what you discuss with yours my man.

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>>78079735
man bisping is a huge cuck, no longer my boy

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What is your favourite submission /Heem/?

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Daily reminder Cody Garbrandt will Heem TJ

>>78079743
I promise you if you talk to someone they'd be able to help you through this.

dude just go to therapy jesus christ lol

>>78079807
I'm really sorry. I truly am. It must hurt

>>78079663
Based blackchads working pisspee fans 2bh

>mcgregor a good boy he dindu nuffin stop bullying him he just tryna get mo money fo dem money fights

>>78079788
Inverted triangle is nasty as fuck desu

>>78079824
Do you see me holding internet grudges bee? It's not good for your health.

>>78079864
It's not your fault.

Conor Mcgregor is a quitter.

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>Cody weighs 147 pounds

>>78079706
thriller walking is the ultimate technique

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>>78079663
>Caring about some kids life
lol who cares

unlike this lonely goof >>78079832
he's probably a pedo

>>78079854
Hard to get a tap from inverted triangle tbch.

>>78080020
I don't care actually

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>>78079948
>Danel Camaro

>>78080103
>iknewfromdatmomenhedinwannoneadus

>What was that?

If you aren't excited to see Demetrious Johnson fight this weekend, you need to leave /heem/ immediately and never return.

>>78080121
I'm honestly looking quite forward to RDA/Magny

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If the anthony joshua v overeem rumours are true, mma is done. Why are they putting a standup no groundgame chinlet against such a good boxer in the cage?

It should be ngannou or werdrum. It's like the jewish WME overlords WANT mma to die.

Dillashaw > Cody

Mighty Mouse > Dillashaw

Cody > Mighty Mouse

>>78080121
This. Looking forward to see what Tyson does next.

>>78080192
>Ausfailia thinks Overeem will lose

Bet the house on the Reem lads

>>78080192
It's a heavyweight fight man skill literally doesn't matter

>>78080121
>wanting to see a 5'3" midget fight an 8-1 underdog

RDA/Magny and Stephens/Melendez are actually fights.

=>>78080192
Reem has like 20 sub wins with his guillotine. Also boxing stand up doesn't work in MMA.

>>78080235
eh the stance and some of the ring cutting techniques don't work aside from that boxing is great for any combat sport or dicsipline

>>78080216
but chins do

Future Middleweight champ: Robert Whittaker

Future Light heavyweight champ: Tyson Pedro

Future Heavyweight champ: Tai Tuivasa

Screencap this. Australia will take over the UFC soon.

>>78080121
How do I become a 4chan police?

>>78080260
only australian you mentioned was whittaker though, he's actually got a white australian dad.

the rest are just maori or poly. fuck off sione.

>>78080279
Download 4chanx, learn how to use the archives, and stay vigilant. Don't let them know when you're lurking.

>>78080281
They're still Australian fuck off back to /pol/ you autist.

I know you guys don't like Scoob, but Chael was on BBB today. Great listen.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izp9yegoyOc

>>78080260
Good to see aussies have accepted mark hunt will never be ufc hw champ.

Though he was born in New Zealand.

>>78080292
SOLE BRU SUCK THESE COCONUTS