>The Finisher of Venez-

JUST

my fookin sides

The Puker of Rosario

>>78075103
The Vanquisher of Vene-

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>>78075103
>>78075248

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>Can't score against 19 years old manlet GK

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wuilker_Far%C3%AD%C3%B1ez

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>b-but that time he dribbled through 5 Alavés defenders scoring the fourth goal for Barcelona!

>the fraud of the Falklands

>>78075103
oh, yes, the bane of iran.

oh hey it's a blame the most talented player on the team thread

>>78075513
>le go missing in big games lad

>>78075103
When will the "Messi is a midfielder" meme die?

The Quixote of qualifying

>>78075293
>5'11
Men I had a future

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>people still rate this fraud as a goat

>>78075103
He dindu nothing wrong. Just because he is at shit team

>>78075668
Congrats for qualifying to Russia, mate.

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>>78075711
But I don't feel good

>>78075668
if argentina is a shit team then what even is venezuela?

>>78075103
>The Nicolas Maduro of Ven...

>>78075814
This guy speaks truth.
Those zuelans don't even have enough food to be a threat in any sport.

>why can't we play eibar every week?

>>78075103
>play against 1W 5D 10L team that got 34 goals in 15 matches
>can't score
GOAT, amirite?

Venezuela has a better team than Argentina. Messi never had a chance

>>78080732
Conmebol is harder than joke qualifiers like Uefa where your homosexual Halal Muslimdrid idol Penaldo can tsu all he wants against the almighty Andorra.

>>78075668
You're the most pathetic and dumbest type of messi asslicker.

Venezuela´s defense is stronger than Juve´s defense. Everybody knows.

>>78080958
If it's so easy then why is he top scorer in uefa qualifying? Every group has one bad team.

You're in a thread where messhit couldn't beat Venezuela. Lmao. Fucking venezuela. Cavani is top scorer in conmebol qualifying.

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>>78080983
>why is he top scorer in uefa qualifying?
Are you fucking serious? Kek he statpads against San Marinos, Vatican city fc, euro town shithole fc
>implying that Cavani is a bad striker
He's one of the best strikers in Europe and makes your englaburka subhuman mouthbreathing autist Kane look like a joke.

>>78081176
Cavani is not a bad striker, in fact is better than Messi right now.

>>78081196
Messi isnt and has never been a striker, Manolo.

>>78081204
As you wish, Cavani is a better player than Messi right now.

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>>78081217
Why are you muslim spics so obsessed with Messi? Did Messi make you feel boo boo in your shitskin stadium :(

>>78081232
>"The TSU is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a scoundrel, parasite, statpadder, homosexual, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him a FRAUD BELOW THE MESSI-AH and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out.”

>>78080958
>40% of the teams qualifying
>Could jump to 50%
>hard

is CONMEBOL decided on Goal difference if the same points???

>>78081456
goal difference, failing that, who has more goals, then who scored more points just in matches between tied teams, then goal difference just in those matches, then who scored more goals in those matches, finally we flip a coin. I'm not making this out

>>78081531
thnx famm, just saw that all continents have the same

More like the finished amirite

>>78075103
we tried everything, no regrets about "wasting the GOAT"

We tried making a team that works without him, and putting him on top of it, so he doesn't feel the pressure (Basile). It didn't work.

We tried making a team that plays like Barcelona so he can feel comfortable (Martino, Batista). It didn't work.

We tried making a team that is good at defending and making him the center of our attack, Maradona 1986 style (Sabella). It didn't work.

He chokes against Brazil. Okay, Brazil is a great team. He chokes against Germany. Okay, Germany is a great team. He chokes against Uruguay, okay, they are world champions.

We sacked coaches and players because he didn't like them (Riquelme, Tevez, Basile). We put in coaches and players just because he asked (Martino and his Newell's friends).

He doesn't score in KO games? Maybe he's saving up for the next game. Maybe he's saving up for the final.

Now he had this chance in silverware. He only had to perform against Chile (so you understand how small they are, 3 people died celebrating a Copa America). Many people would have hailed him as the GOAT, even though winning a Copa America of which we have 14 already doesn't mean much.

Not only he doesn't perform, that's okay, another bad day. Not only he doesn't score, it's okay, 11 KO games without scoring, but it's okay, he's still good. Not only he doesn't assist, it's okay, it's your team mates right? They are your friends Messi, you sacked Tevez, you asked for Higuain and Aguero. But okay, we get it, you didn't assist.

On top of all that, he doesn't even run. He just walks the pitch. Fuck him.