JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP FAMILY

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>>78073674

>>78073674
WTF IS GOING ONNNN

>>78073674
Tbh this is fun. Given the papelon we'd go through if we went to russia at this point I just want to see the full ruse and be left out of the cup altogether to see the glorious chimpout

> the best 5 attackers in the world

> together cant score

WHAT DID WE MEAN BY THIS?

>>78074975
>
OY VEY

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>>78074975

>>78074948

Attackers need effective midfield servants

>>78074948
>the best 5 attackers
>no GOATiano

PASTORE YO TE BANCO

>>78074975
At this point, you are just feeding the zanahoria

>>78074948
You guys have a mediocre midfield and an even more mediocre defense. Also Messi needs to stop pretending he's still 21 and zigzagging through the field, he needs to have a defined role and position so he can do what he does best. Let Dybala play CAM and Icardi and Messi in front of him, Dybala should be good enough to handle the creator role by now. Pair Dybala up with some hardworking box to box and a DM. Maybe Banega and Mascherano could work well. The defense is a lost cause so your best bet is to create a tight midfield unit that can feed Messi and Icardi the chances to score. You are wasting Messi every time he's forced to drop deep just to help your retarded midfielders pass forward

>>78073674
That's what happens when you don't play Aguero for stupid political reasons

>>78078071
>zero goals in qualification
no

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>CR wins the world cup and retires the GOAT
>messhit doesn't even qualify

Could anything be better than this?

Play Messi as a striker

Icardi actually sucks

@78079984
Winning a WC without Messi playing in it will never count

>I have won as many World Cups as Messi

>>78081104
You are the true GOAT based german

i swear to god if we have to watch peru in the world cup instead of fucking argentina or chile

get your shit together, both of you

>>78073674
Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't qualification still completely in their hands?

>>78081161
>chile instead of peru
why the difference? both are meme teams. one is new and refreshing with potential for glorious aryan shitposting, while the other is hated by most and pretty stale at this point desu

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>>78081161
what did he mean by this?

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>>78079984

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>>78081183
the qualification is in their feet, but they can't use them to save their lives

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>my actual face when, England qualify nice and comfy for the world cup
>Argentina don't

That Beckham penalty against you in 2006 to beat you must have fucked you hard hahaha. Kek it wasn't even that good la

>>78077945
Yeah, like im going to read this flags long ass posts on this topic

>>78081045
Yeah, okay.

>>78079984
If Argentina fails to qualify this is unironically the darkest year in Messi's career.

>>78075995

people like you are the reason of our problems

>>78079984
Yeah Portugal winnign anythibg is the biggest bullshut I have ever heard of lol

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Irregular reminder that the average argentinian teen has seen argentina lose 7 and win zero finals in his lifetime

¿Por qué siguen llamando a Pastore?

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>90 minutos de Futbol
>Estudio Futbol
>Debate Final
>the absolute state of Pagani, Fantino, Vignolo Closs and Liberman

the industrial amount of salt i just consumed will surely give me a heart attack
was a pleasure to meet you all /sp/

>>78082953
Tanos

yes join us in misery

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>Cant beat a nation that has an ongoing civil war
>Claim to be GOAT

kek

>>78073674
they still can qualify by beating new zealand

>>78075893
U dunce, they had plenty of service. Their problem is they lack chemistry and have too many rogue players. U don't need the perfect through pass to score

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>>78090440
>civil war

>>78090506
i would argue the best thing about 2014 argentina was their solid defense, if argentina still had that , it would make their attackers look great even for scoring one goal vs venezuela

>>78082580
No one gives a shit about you. Your flag is anonymous with pathetic shitposting. You are the class clown every points and laughs at. kys

>>78081161
QUE VIVA PERU CARAJO

>>78090611
Peru means dick in portuguese. Carajo same.

>>78090647
Cheers

>>78090543
Their defence is what's keeping them in the running. They've conceded the second least goals in CONMEBOL.

Everything else is what's fucked them over.

Y dónde esta santi?

>>78090647
You guys take dick in the ass though, you call it Uma Delicia

>>78090786
You must be confusing monkey soup with flying to the phillipines for a "vacation", anon.

>>78079984
>implying GOATSUNALDO wont play until 2026 and break the record for most world cups played

>>78073674
Stupid messi cant score for Argentina when it matters, Sure you can score a hat trick vs 10 Man Panama with ease but vs real competition? Nope. Fuck out of here.

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>>78087613

this. I am listening to all of them. it's glorious!

>>78073674

>Turn up against Granada and Deportivo Alaves
>Do fuck all against Maduro's starving children

The """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""GOAT"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""", ladies and gentlemen.

>>78087613
Fuck, I was looking for Liberman but couldnt find him. Thought he offed himself

>>78092098
Dunno if he'll manage to do it but I'm sure he'll try. Messhit will retire in 2020 or so. Brazil was potentially his last cup.

>>78090555
So mad

>>78090780
Se mató de la vergüenza

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>>78093868
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47sk_idy8Ow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47sk_idy8Ow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47sk_idy8Ow

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>sampCAGONli

>>78079984
Brazil or Germany will block his path