OFFICIAL LAUGH AT DALLAS THREAD

need a quick rundown
i dont tune into football until the regular season starts

>laughing at a team being forced to start a superior player in Alfred Morris
Oh wait, they're idiots and will play McFadden instead
I will join you in laughter

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>>78073421
>a superior player in Alfred Morris
>mfw delusional cowshits actually talked themselves into believing this

>>78073377
chimp in OPs pic was suspended for 6 games of this upcoming season for domestic violence
cowboys appeal it
they just lost the appeal 5 minutes ago
they're probably going to take it to federal court and lose again there

meanwhile, all cowboy fans:
>he was a good boy he dindu nuffin

6 games overturned

wasnt the domestic violence like years ago? is this really within the NFLs jurisdiction?

t. giants fan

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>>78073589
>overturned
wrong-o moron, it was upheld

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I got the notification on my phone 10 minutes ago that the cowgirls where confident zeke would play on Sunday. Had a hearty kek when the notification that the suspension was upheld came in.

>cowshits
>"""""america's team"""""
>two playoff wins in the last 20 seasons
>fanbase is mexicans and texans

>>78073690
hey be nice to me or else

>>78073708
There are reports saying he's playing week 1 either way.

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>>78073735
>regularly brags about >muh 16 home games
>the Death Star in Arlingtoin gets overrun by 49er and Texans fans
>"home" games
>the absolute shitty of Arlingtoin

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>>78073335
Look up 1989 Cowboys to get a laugh. Also, go Eagles.

>>78073825
Source: your unwiped ass

>>78073749
o damn

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>ezekiel elliott was literally shitting in diapers the last time the cowboys won an nfc championship

>The hurricane ravaged city that is OP's life

>>78073874
>Elliott is playing this week because the NFL is allowing it because of when arbitration ruling came down. The judge didn't order anything. @kate hairopoulsos

>>78073477
Alfred Morris behind that oline is better than Mcfadden

>>78074034
>GET $50+ million combined from billionaires and JJ Watt's fans
We've lost more than we've ever dreamed. But we WILL recover.
#HoustonStrong

>>78074160

I am a miamian, so I've naturally got hurricanes on the mind. didn't mean much by it

>>78074236
Ah, no worries. Either way, Dallass is shit and hurricanes can't stop Americans. Oh, and this is 4chan, so I'm used to anybody and everybody shitposting at this point; people NOT shitposting is now a little surprising to me. Carry on!

Wait so is he playing wk1 or not lol

He will file a TRO so he will play all yea like Brady did

>unable to follow his conscious

You think with all that money, they'd be able to get an attorney that isn't a fucking mong.

>>78073945
yeah cause im taking judo lessons im a white belt so there

>>78073708
He is playing week one

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>>78073335
>OFFICIAL LAUGH AT DALLAS THREAD
BEST THREAD ON ESS PEE

From the looks of it, seems like the NFL is taking another beating in court.

Ha ha you fucking ewok.

Enjoy your 6 game ban.

>>78073867
Yeah lol the Cowboys tanked 1989 for the sweet draft picks and got an All pro DT and the greatest running back in NFL history in the 1st round of the next season's draft

>>78073874
Stay fucking assblasted
>>78074091

>>78075050
>We learned 3 things tonight:

>1. This case is staying in Texas

>2. Elliott likely getting his TRO

>3. This case going to the Fifth Circuit @WALLACHLEGAL

>>78075155
Jim Brown never played for the Cowshits tho

>>78075155
>The greatest O-line babby ever who also had a decent quarter back and elite receiver to take the pressure off him.

I honestly wouldn't rate Emmshit top 10 all time

>>78075453
Well burned, Cleveland.

>>78073571
Was he even convicted in a court of law? NFL is just massive virtue signalling to avoid a ray rice right?

>>78074292
He will play until the judge rules on the temporary restraining order, and probably the subsequent appeal. More likely he's suspended like weeks 3-10 or something

>>78076410
>publicly embarrass your employer
>get suspended without pay as a result
I honestly don't see what's wrong

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>>78073947
Ezekiel Elliot's family was too poor to buy diapers my dude. That nigga shit in cornfields bare assed

ehehe

>>78076410
Honestly, the players should be mad at the NFLPA for being retarded.

>>78076570
The ruling is Friday, and the judge seems to be favoring Elliot's side after the recent hearing.

>Source: #EzekielElliott judge considng TRO. 14 days later cld grant Injunction. W BOTH, court fight lasts months. #Cowboys RB plays all year @fishsports

>>78075571
>that post
>that flag

>>78076670
the problem is they're suspending him for a crime he wasn't charged with
I'm more mad that a white bitch has the power to totally tank a career

>>78078209
hey man women will tank your ass no matter what race they are

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>leave the NFC East to me

>>78075571
Fuck you Muhammed

>players union agrees to give commissioner unlimited power
>get mad when he uses said power

>>78073421
>>78074130
>Alfred Morris


Morris cannot pass block (or catch) like Darren McFadden. This is why he's 3rd string.
Morris even missed assignments in preseason - leaving Kellen Moore to get strip/sacked.

>>78078881

>Getting mad when a conspiring cleat-chaser tries to reverse-cuck a rising star and fails.

This is not worthy of 6 games my lad.

>>78078209
It's no different than when Big Ben got 6 games without ever being charged with a crime. The NFL doesn't need any outside authority to validate their punishments if they believe a player violates their personal conduct policy.

>>78073421
>laughing at a team being forced to start a superior player in Alfred Morris
>Oh wait, they're idiots and will play McFadden instead
wow I didn't think you could be this retarded.