Official Early Laugh at USA Thread

seriously how is it possible to be in a group with Mexico, Costa Rica, Honduras, Panama and Trinidad n Tobago and only win T W O games out of E I G HT played????

that os fucking embarrassing

>>78070551
>the ghetto of (you)

>>78070551
>>78070608

Fuck you, we just won!

>OP

>>78070551
might as well delete thred m8

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We did it lads

Get absolutely fucked OP

LOL AMERICA WINS AGAIN

Ahahahahahhahahahahhahaha usa celebrating a tie vs poor mans peru fucking pathetic

>>78071543
>1-1 (tie) with Honduras

>win

AHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAJAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH

APOLOGIZE

>>78071408
>Fuck you, we just won!
>won

Out. OUT!

>>78070551
>the absolute and utter city state of OP

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>>78070551
Joke's on you, Bongistan, USA wins 1-1!

so we got the most runs or whatever they do in this gay shit?

>>78071408
>>78071635
>being this new

>>78070551
Thanks for helping power us to a win, OP.

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>soccer

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>sawker

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>povertyball

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>USMNT continues to be shit at soccer, thus eliminating the possibility of this awful sport gaining real popularity in the US
Thank you based Central America

>>78070608
>seriously how is it possible to be in a group with Costa Rica.

says my world cup bitch!

>divegrass

only poor people care

>>78080961
Another trip added to the filter.

>>78070551
Literally nobody in America gives a shit about soccer

>>78080962
>calling out a filter

another anon bites the dust

>>78070608
seriously how is it possible to be in a group with Uruguay, Costa Rica, and Italy and win Z E R O games out of T H R E E played????

that os fucking embarrassing

>>78077487
Funniest picture I've seen since the Anders Breivik attacks, and someone memed "NOR WAY DID I THINK THIS COULD HAPPEN" above a picture of Mick McCarthy, and "I DIDN'T THINK HUMANITY COULD SINK OSLO AS THIS" underneath him
>spoiler alert
>that someone was me

>>78081216
how's it related though
fuck off

AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

>britbongs damage controlling already by trying to deflect attention to the USA

>Shitposting about a sport literally no one in America cares about
Enjoy your povertyball, yuroscum

>Using Mlels coaching in 2017
Arena is senile and couldn't do shit with having one of the best teams in MLS

>only sport in which they play teams outside of their country
>shit at it
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>>78082334
they play hockey too and don't win in that either.

>Concacaf gets 3 qualifying spots and an intercontinental playoff
wait, what? why is this allowed

>>78082467
are you talking about the USA or Finland?

>Amerilards

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>78070551
I wouldnt laph at tge goat POLUSIC

>>78080995
definitely not as embarassing and you know it

>>78082251
then why all the shitposting everytime burger fc wins a game?

>>78083196
>One if the alleged powerhouses shits the bed on the biggest stage in their national sport to be eliminated at the expense of a nation they are mocking
Vs.
>Still going to qualify for world during a fallow period in 5th biggest sport

> Part time cartels

>>78070551
How the fuck can bongs be so smug about soccer

America did way better than (you) in the 2014 WC

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>>78070551
And you've been dimma dabbed now read the filename

>be american
>play a sport other countries also play
>be shit at it

why does this happen in every sport?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
ASJASJLJSJAJAJAJKAJAJAJAJSJAA

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when the rest of the world makes fun of the USA for being shit at soccer its kinda like some irrelevant stranger coming up to you in the street with his birkenstocks and knitted socks and making fun of you because you dont know how to knit or crochet or whatever
>wait you dont know how to crochet? I made this flag Im waving right now, notice Ive replaced the cross with a crescent to better represent our national team of niggers and dune coons
>nah, I never learned to crochet.
>OH DEAR USA how will you ever support your local club with SCARVES
>dont know how to crochet. dont know a single man who wears or owns a scarf.
>poor USA never learned to crotchet well enough, SAD!
>knitting is a fucking past time for women. notice how our womens crotchet team has been unbeatable for a decade now. other than that, how red blooded men can get into knitting as a legit fucking hobby is one thing, but for it to be an actual ENTERTAINMENT is beyond me.

honestly USA could win the world cup or whatever and it would be a flash in the pan. it wouldnt change shit. team would be celebrated for a year. thats all.
anyone with even remotely athletic ability will never devote themselves to jogging and trying to pull fouls. we already have basketball.

>>78088894
Imagine being so autistic as to type a novel summarizing "I-I d-dont care"

Take your meds or get a shotgun and blow your neet brain out.

>>78088888
Nice.

>>78088894
>I don't care ... here's my wall of text

Sad tripfag.

>u s of America

Top kek

>England win zero games in group stage

>Americans can't qualify for a world cup with shit tier teams in it.

Id take option one please

>>78088894
S E E T H I N G

obsessed

obese

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Super Bowls won

USA - 51
Rest of world - 0

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>>78088908
>>78088964
>wall of text
>novel
barely even a paragraph. niggas who dont read should be ashamed of themselves
>I dont care argument
but I do care. it feels like when my ex gfs fucking cousin would hang around and want to play some video game I never heard of. on console no less. and I would say fuck it and play some games with him whenever he asked me. but then he would start talking shit. and bragging about it. and pointing out Im terrible at these games.
nigga I dont know the maps. I dont play online. I dont even like shooters that much. Im just here to kill time. this isnt my life. I actually have gotten laid. I dont base my identity on my fucking xbox rankings or whatever man.
if the kid wasn't such a dickhead I would have pitied him more. took him to a concert once and the little faggot just sat in the back and stared at his phone for an hour.
anyways thats how it feels when you guys brag about how good you are at soccer. thats what its like exactly. I have such fucking disdain for what you consider important you soccer fags cant even tell when youre just being humored.

>>78089101
>Autism

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>>78089168
you fucking dark skinned miscegenation hominid.
well at least its not like the USA has produced the greatest players in the world for half a century. had some of the most powerful national teams to ever play the game. then out of all the possibilities not only hosted the world cup but also made it to the fucking championship only to get BTFO so hard they should have had balkanization of the losing teams country as a consequence.
being mediocre at some gameboy video game you play with your kids on road trips to keep them entertained is one thing.
to watch the love of your life being fucked to death 7-1 in front of youre entire bound family in your own home on your own anniversary by superior aryan genetics while all you can do is pray for the development of opposable thumbs while you try and match the wailing and gnashing of branches all the other spider monkeys are making in the canopy surrounding you is another.

>>78089101
>I have such fucking disdain for what you consider important you soccer fags cant even tell when youre just being humored.

Kindly leave please