HONDURAS vs USA

first for 9/11 best day of my life

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>trump takes office
>USA soccer becomes abysmal

perro caca

askjldasjkldç i believe

FIGHT!

lebbit stream died. don't even care enough about this semen slurping shit to look for another one

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Frogfu

>Kyoto

It's not fair that Honduras has the power of the Samurai on their side desu

>>78069257

rabbitfu is unironically better

COME ON AMERICA

FIGHT

AND

WIN

Pulisic only good player on the squad

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ima just get this out of the way

>>78069249
AND

>>78069240
>becomes

>>78069243
You know that's not a given, right?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Arena

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>>78069210
Fuck off

Woodburn would destroy the concacaf meme teams

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>>78069279
what a hero

>>78069283
WIN

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>>78069279

Which MLS team should take up vuvuzelas?

And why haven't the loons done it yet?

>>78069279
Why do American cameras still look like they're from the 80's?

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>>78069258
(((They))) fear the samurai broski

JAJAJJAJAJAAAAAJAAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJJAJAAJA

>>78069313
>be chilel
>LOSE TO MOUNTAIN INDIOS

Is there really no other decent replacement for Yedlin and Brooks?

which us player slid in for a weak challenge right before that 1st goal?

why is beasley in this game? what exactly does he contribute?

>>78069313
No evil racemixing allowed here

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>yfw you bought into the Honduras NT meme

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I hope this teaches us to never rely on MLelS for any depth. Jesus fucking christ this team of MlelS all stars is pathetic.

>>78069334
ayy yo dont be chattin shit bout my boi damarcus whitey

>getting BTFO by fucking Honduras

us socker is a JOKE

>>78069319
That's Honduras m8. This game isn't being broadcasted OTA in America

gringos plebs lmao

STREAM ANYONE?

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Post burgs

COME ON NAGBE

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>all these chicanos already hopping off the bandwagon
I BELIEVE

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

guys hockey is almost back

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its happening

Holy shit US!!

What are you doing??
What a terrible game!

>>78069354
That wasn't from this game you spastic.

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GOOD FIRST HALF, AMERIBROS

PLAYERS TO TAKE OFF AT THE HALF:

Zusi
Beasley
Omar
Nagbe
Pulisic (just so they don't kill him)
Acosta

bravo arena

practically unwatchable

I-its only halftime r-right?

MLS was a mistake

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IF HE SHAVED HIS HEAD WOULD HE WOULD GET CALLED UP?

>>78069371
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWexIhTbWKw

it's halftime right now

>>78069319
It's a recording of a television you spastic

What team is USA facing in its last game?

JUST

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>>78069301

Voy a la pulpería muchachos. ¿Qué quieren?

guys which NFL team should I follow? im only 26, it's not too late to switch favorite sports is it?

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WISH WE COULD TURN BACK TIME

TO THE GOOD OLD DAYS

>>78069387
Thank god

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>>78069372

time to drink

>>78069240
>becomes
wew lad

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I thought Drumpf was gonna make america great again, why is he failing so bad with the USMNT?

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the only thing to look forward to now is the inevitable englel crash and burn

>>78069456
Traeme unos zambos picantes papa

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>>78069372

>>78069438

T&T, away. But that's too little, too late.

>>78069434
Thanks!

The son of the former Honduran President was just sentenced to 24 years in prison. At least we don't live in a 3rd world country bros.

>Kellyn "Nowhere Man" Acosta

>>78069456
Un par de tacos picantes y un futbolito

>>78069480
3 5 4 2 1

Why is america wearing red? We look like fucking England out there

>there are people who watch MlelShit and think these garbage players are acceptable on the team
They need to be gassed if we ever want to get good

>>78069438
Trinidad and Tobago

>>78069496
didn't toilet bog far say that hilliary was going to jail? when is that happening?

>>78069480
Whatever makes you feel better.
At least the PULIGOD shitposts might end.

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>>78069456
>pulpería

>>78069480
4 2 5 3 1

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>>78069480
>England, Wales and Northern Island all have a good chance to qualify for the world cup
>US stays at home

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>Syria x USA is happening

>>78069421
>this faggots still doesn't get that these are two mls teams.
Please turn off your computer.

>>78069479
I bet the players are losing on purpose to make Trump look bad

>>78069506
Indeed, looking like a team that can atually qualify does seems inappropriate for you lads.

>>78069518
this

we are losing thanks to overhyped pulisic memers on /sp/

>>78069496
lmao and his daddy was your ally you propped up in a coup so fuck you

>>78069536

No, they're just shit.

We need to play our giggas like Honduras desu we don't have enough based catholics to play a normal lineup

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DRUMPFKINS ON SUICIDE WATCH

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>Brad Gusano

>>78069532
as much as aussie sucks at fagball they wont lose to syria

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>>78069518
he isn't doing bad though, the problem is half the nt is too fucking old

>>78069515
you know, never

>>78069506

It's the traditional ancient colour of ketchup.

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>usa ends 4th
>gets syria in playoff
>trump bans them from entering us
>us default win 3-0
>qualify for wc
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

>>78069456
un six de salvas ¡pero bien heladitas!

>>78069582
El guzANO

The lack of USA USA USA spam from Trumpfags is great.

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>>78069536
>He will not divide us
>We will divide ourselves

>>78069285
>>78069478
USA wasn't in do or die qualifier games against Honduras when obama was president

Thanks a lot Drumpf

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>>78069586
Those girls look so tall wtf? Why's everyone so tall nowadays? Why the fuck am I so short?

>>78069586
I actually do want him to get better, same with the rest of you lot.
He's at a good club to do it too, if he can get off the bench.
The shitposts do get wearing though.

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This is a huge victory for the big 4

>>78069586
3 7 2 4

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>>78069210
APOLOGIZE

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>>78069372
Nom

>>78069640
Are you a manlet by any chance?

>>78069479
>Soccer
>American.

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>getting stuffed by concashit

>>78069624
>the president is in charge of usmnt
wut

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>U.S. elects Republicunt president
>Within months the country gets slammed with major hurricanes and fails out of the World Cup qualifiers
Hmmmmmmmmmmmm!

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>>78069647
>7

UGH DRUMFP!

>>78069650
This. No WC will make soccer fans an even bigger laughing stock... feels bad

stream?

>>78069640
>tall
those girls are 5'2". 5'3" at best.

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>>78069372

>>78069684
Unfortunately, yes.

>>78069676
I FUCKING HATE ANAL

>>78069587
wtf drumpf is lies?

Is there a sport that Americans care less to see success on international stage less than soccer?

>>78069530
we're still qualifying. you think this isn't rigged?

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>>78069586
Future BLACKED pornstars desu.

>>78069640
>They look tall
>All shorter than the manlel on the right
Are you 5ft tall?

>>78069700
fucking drumpf

>>78069601
lol

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>this one fag trying so hard to make the thread political

Is Honduras, dare I say, elite?

>>78069724
Drageiughneild Drampfghflg is the LIE.

who /rooting against us because drumpf is cancer/ here

>>78069647
trust us. the pulisic shit posting gets old for us too.

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>DALLLLLLNOOOOOODDDDDDD HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMPF

>>78069765
half this thread and half the US squad

the USMNT have become absolute shit ever since trump took office

>>78069456
Un pulpo

Lads, how do we destroy MLS and ensure it never taints our national team ever again?

USA is fucked

Imagine the banter from Hope Solo if they don't manage to qualify.

>>78069736
for soccer we only care about international success. most Americans don't realize that our national team players have club team. they think they are full time USMNT. I wish I was kidding but I know people like this. These same people will watch every USA World Cup game

>>78069788
>become

>>78069765
Thats dummy anon. Trump is not the team coach, no reason to release your (sexual) frustration on the team

USA not qualifying was funny up until this moment. I dont want a worldcup without american shitposting.

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>>78069257
>>78069275

>>78069799
que mierda es un pulpo

>>78069480
3 4 2 5 1

>>78069765
ME. The fact that people in this country still root for the USMNT while Dornields Dreyuihmpghf is president is DISGUSTING and REPUGNANT.

>>78069586
roll

>>78069788
>become

>"soccer is taking over in America"
>game isn't even on TV

defend this

How are the USA worse now than they were in the 2000s?

>>78069823
>without american shitposting.
There's a precisely 0% chance of this happening.

pls stream

>>78069814
that would be a sweet job

do absolutely nothing except for the 10 or so games a year

>>78069847
No fucking idea.

>>78069754
Must be a butthurt Dreamer

>>78069765
hes literally a racist piece of shit fuck white people

>>78069870
THANK YOU PERRO CACA

>>78069846
its a foreign host game, they dictate the broadcasters.

>>78069870
THANK YOU PERRO CACA

>2017
>still using mls shitters and coaches

Firing Klinsmann was a mistake

>>78069870
THANK YOU PERRO CACA

>>78069586
7 5

>>78069847
Drumpf

>>78069823
"actually i have german ancestry so im rooting for die manshaft"

>>78069846

International broadcasting rights are complex and it's not always possible to get them in time for the match.

>I really, really like this frmales ANAL-ysis

>>78069754
You mad Drumpffag?

>>78069870
thank you perro caca

>>78069861
yeah will shit-post during the WC

Will also root for
>muh hertiage

>>78069870
THANK YOU PERRO CACA

>>78069847
Old fart in charge
Old or just shitty MlelS players that have no talent like Morris, Acosta, Bradley, Zusi
No modern day tactics, just boring 4-4-2 sit back and let PulisGOD heroball us.

>>78069870
THANK YOU PERRO CACA

>>78069902
This. Fuck wh*te """people"""

>>78069799
>>78069830
Oh espera. Ya le entendí.

>>78069887
Who would be absolute madman enough to want to coach usmnt?

>>78069870
THANK YOU PERRO CACA>>78069870
>>78069870

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tell me about arena burgers.

why does he lose to ass?

>>78069846
its on bein
real soccer fans already have a subscription.

>>78069896
I will be doing this. And also rooting against England.

>>78069700
>>78069749
>being poor
>being a democrat

pick 2 SPIC NIGGER

>>78069870
THANK YOU PERRO CACA

>>78069765
Me. Donald Trump is a racist, sexist, xenophobe who is unfit for office and needs to be impeached. I blame this failure on him.

VAMOS HONDURAS

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>>78069870
Based Perro Kaká

>>78069942
ok buddy

>>78069814
>>78069869
Honestly this. It's I knew MLS was a thing but couldn't remember it.

you really thought Americans had a chance against Honduras????
USA doesn't want a world cup spot anyway, they are too proud for that

Did someone tell the US players that beating Latin American players is racist?

The halftime announcers aren't even mad at this shitshow of a performance

>>78069586
When the alphafemale in the group has braces and tells her friends not to smile in solidarity

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semester just started, how do i get gf??

>>78069870
THANK YOU PERRO CACA

>>78069823
Get the shit posting in while you can then

>>78069978

Shitty players produce shit results. There's no secret to it.

>>78069996
which ones the allphafemale, 5?

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Vamos

>>78069983
Based lil Trump ending my shitty life

>>78069997
leave 4chan

>>78069983
He wouldn't make it on the bureaucratic leagues here desu

Anyone have a stream in English?

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*PICTURED BARON BOARDING AIR FORCE 1 TO HONDURAS TO SAVE USMNT*


IT'S HAPPENING!

Is the Bundes Messi playing?

>>78069896
me desu

>>78070051
>Full gear wanker

>>78069997
1. pick major with high earning potential / status
2. work out
3. go to social events like clubs, church, etc where you actually meet people
4. pick someone on your level as far as appearance, don't go after a 9 unless you are at least an 8, cuz eventually that will break apart

>>78070061
>gear

>>78070050
http://www.stream2watch.cc/livenow/soccer/honduras-vs-usa-live-stream

>>78070051
>Arsenal

you're trying really hard to lose, blud

>>78069870
THANK YOU PERRO CACA

>>78070082
Meant kit. Give me a break bong I'm kinda tired

>>78070072
>church
Lol just because you want a gf doesn't mean you have to believe in a magic skygod

>>78070072
this is solid advice expect for going to church lmao those girls are fucking crazy. I did it once and it did not lead to pussy.

Usa looking good, slowly controlling the ball in the defense, so they aren't surprised with a 2nd from honduras

USA is per capita unironically among the three worst football countries.
Only India and China are worse really.

jesus you need to review the goal again?

>>78070106
you don't have to believe in skynet to go to church and enjoy the community

>>78070115
Did it lead to boipucci?

>>78070072
>Church

Do you people really go that often to church?? Here only old people and drug addicts go there

>>78070135
>el hondurEÑO

>wearing red
>still losing

The absolute state of Drumpfland

>>78069518
>implying he and Dortmund won't make the CL quarters at least

>>78070135
Stop watching anime, anon

>>78070131
>america is so individualist that the only sense of community they can have relies on pretending to believe ancient fairytales
so glad i live in a developed country that has moved beyond this

>>78070135
No but I actually went to synagogue with my qt jewess gf the same semester at the time and that led to pusy

Imagine being in a qualification group with your only competition being Mexico and a bunch of island micronations (and Canada) and not being able to qualify for the WC

My sides.

>>78070140
>>78070115
>>78070106
Church girls are not as frigid as they seem, they generally have good values so they won't cheat on you and are into families and not feminism. Cmon guys

>>78070157
Yeah but will he play?

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What if Mexico loses againts Honduras on its last game

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Lol Hondarush is actually dominating this match

>>78070050
http://ifirstrow.eu/watch/569988/4/watch-honduras-vs-usa---2018-fifa-wcq.html

>>78070054
>tfw pulisic can't score against HONDURAS and cr but scores clutch goals for Dortmund
>mfw pulisic is literally el peco frio

>>78069997
just ask girls out. im a 5'6 le 56%er and I always had a gf or two in college. better looking guys were too pussy to get girls.

>>78070167
>glad i live in a developed country that has moved beyond this
>vacationing to bongistan
u wot

>>78070051
>Arsenal

>>78070173
imagine qualifying for the world cup lmao
>>78070181
meh I guess but it seemed like too much work and those people in college can be cultish

There is no positive to this.

>>78069688
Blaming US policy is the new easy target for USMNT
http://www.espnfc.com/united-states/story/3196591/united-states-immigration-policies-inspiring-usmnt-opponents-bruce-arena

REFBALL

Fuck. Are USA in real danger of not qualifying for the World Cup? I thought Pulisuck was not terrible and the American Messi.

Hondarush?

>Morrshit still not dropped
Incredible how this hack has been given leeway every fucking game

>>78070202
it's one thing when you have quality around you

>pulisic actually got a call
>and it was the wrong call

What the actual fuck is up with third worlders

Why do they think a constant horn noise is a good thing

does anyone have a link to a quality stream?

>>78070226
lol imagine being this terrible of a coach.

>>78070226
>with this argument, we'll have bruce arena for 8 years

Based Hondarush.

>>78070173
imagine eating Hope Solo burger

Fire Arena when?

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>>78070235
arena is hellbent on proving MLS players can carry the USMNT

klinsmann tried to warn us and the poor guy got fired

>>78070243
It's the meme magic of vuvuzelas (pitoretas)

Is HONDURAS the France of central America?

fucking burgers

they cant pass
they cant cross
they cant shoot
they cant tackle
they cant run
they cant finish

they just look like uncoordinated faggots

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>>78070258

who else here /rooting against the United States because the invisibility of soccer in our country is one of the things that distinguishes us from the rest of the world/

Fuck this team sucks dick

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>>78070266
Rude, that was our meme first.

Why is every Honduran player black, I thought they were a spic nation

>>78070269
Was such a dumb decision. Arena could barely coach the LA galaxy FFS.

>>78070277
2010 france

YES DEMPSEY DESTROY THEM

>>78070258
imagine eating mia khalifas puss

>>78070195
Too bad the US didn't fuck over Mexico for 2014

>>78070245
Dude, I'm watching it on "HD" on TV and It's shit

>>78070278
be fair. our players are athletic but we can't into technical skills

We can still pull a mexico 2014, no?

They are Niggas

>>78070186
>2 goals in 3 during pre season
>1 goal and 1 assist in 2 Bundesliga games
>his only competiton is 27 never played in a big league
he should be a starter

wtf I thought pulisic was supposed to be good

imagine having intimate relations with a female

>>78070173
imagine never winning the olympics
or having a finn go first overall
or winning any awards
>finnish goaltending

Where do you follow this? What's the BBC equivalent for USA football?

>>78070306
>imagine eating mia khalifas puss
gross

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Yankies to score two goals in the 90th minute
calling it now

>>78070269
wtf are you talking about?

Ufffffff

champions league will help wipe the shittyness of international soccer from my memory

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who else here /rooting against the United States because everything that's good for the future of soccer in the United States is bad for the future of baseball in the United States/

>>78070357
DELET

>>78070355
you're on it m8

>>78070382
CHI

>>78070355
>BBC equivalent for USA football
closest thing is fox sports 1 but this game is on benis sports

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Apparently burgers won 6-0 in their last match against them

So what happened...

>>78070382
FIGHT AND WIN

>>78070357
You are putting too much hope on us

sort yourselves out Amerifats, the WC will be a little less fun without the USA

>>78070349
Great now I'm cumming

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>>78070384
Ssssh now

>>78070349
>brits have to imagine since the caliphate took all their women
CAN'T
MAKE
IT
UP

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>>78070357
mmmmmm is this from Amagami?

So, will Costly use his mythical Costlynha?

>>78070411
klinsmann got fired

>>78070382
nah man its football that will suffer baseball is ingrained in americas DNA (and thank god)

why doesn't the usa team try to score and attack?

>>78070355
i'm afraid you will have to specify what you mean by "BBC"

in america that term has a whole different meaning

>Cocherito Costly

Did you kept him on a freezer or what?

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>if panama wins murrica will fall to 5th place

>>78070382
>celebrating 3-1
niggers are so short sighted

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>>78070357
come on usa

Pulisic was supposed to be the chosen one. Ah, well. He's shit now. What can you do? Hahahaha.

>>78070355
fox sports, but Honduras got to sell the rights for this game so its on MemeIN

>>78070439
football and soccer are played in different seasons though

Costly siempre hace la Costlinha :v

The concept of midfield is nonexistent

why do 3rd world countries create obnoxious noise at soccer matches?

soccer was a mistake

>>78069847

capped wages and no league tier system

i thought areolas were banned on tv

>Pulishit

>>78070445

>T&T

Basically a guaranteed win for Panama.

>>78070277
what do you mean by that anon?

>>78070466
yeah but people are starting to realize that football is horrible for you and doctors are going to start informing parents that their kids shouldn't play it

>>78070285
>rooting against the United States

one, that's unamerican, two, to root against you must actually watch the game and if you're doing that deep down you like/care about soccer

rip Costly's straw

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thiqq anime girl's

how embarrassing

>>78070245
http://ifirstrow.eu/watch/569988/4/watch-honduras-vs-usa---2018-fifa-wcq.html

>>78070490
That our players do not represent our demographics

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>>78070429
Noooo I don't think so it's just rando art work desu

One minute of silence for the Straw

>hating on costly straw
Ffs its his source of power

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>>78070497
>girls

animal men only pls

>>78070442
Yet you're the one that makes the reference
>Yurodumbs

I'm not watching the game but this is embarrassing from the US. I know they're supposed to be bad at 'soccer' but this is a whol new thing.

>>78070494
i have nothing against soccer, I just like that we don't care about it. I'm not saying it's unwatchable.

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>>78070497

So if USA doesn't qualify for the World Cup, does this mean the MLS meme is officially dead?

>>78070531
how is this worse than england vs. costa rica?

i wanna watch aussie vs usa final match.

We can barely even make a pass. This team is awful arena deserves to get fired

>>78070425
>>78070429
>>78070516
>>78070497
Pls anons. I'm in the living room with my family.