Bundesliga

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I claim this thread to be ananastisch.

>>78064701
are yanks allowed to start this thread? he didn't even style it as /bundes/

>>78064805
>Wanting to be autos aged

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My ticket has arrived lads, quite excited to be honest

>>78064929
Are you from hamburg?

>>78064805
the mods don't autosage his threads

>>78064929
have fun

>>78064929
Also very nice

>>78064991
No I'm from Birmingham, I support aston villa
I'm going to be in Germany in a couple weeks and I wanted to go to a bundesliga game
>>78065016
thanks
if any anons in Hamburg or Bremen want to come for some beers then let me know

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>>78065065
Well I am jelly and wish you a good time

>>78065144
cheers mate
maybe you will get a passport one day

>>78065065
will you watch the match with your mates?

>>78064929
thx for the ticket retard

no but seriously you should have censored the bar code unless you want some hamburger anon to have your ticket

>>78065368
t schizo

>>78065251
i'll be on my own but i will make german mates in the pub before the game
>>78065368
don't care, i have proof of purchases etc. even if some twat tried something i'll get in the game regardless

>>78065426
Lauri had a bad experience revealing personal info you know

>>78065455
Don't speak German though. Germans get really weird when you try to speak German

>>78065521
I don't know who that is

>>78065535
because anglos just can't and never will

>>78065571
it's the Finnish poster

>>78065535
not true

>>78065426
do u have any idea how easy it is to print a ticket from an online picture? my friend's dog makes hundreds of yuros every summer by printing out tickets that stupid people post on their instagram

>>78065455
i don't know about bundesliga games but in here it usually doesn't mean shit if you have "proof" that you actually bought your ticket, if the bar code reads as if it's been already used once you're fucked

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>>78065635
Does your friends dog look like pic related?

>>78065714
hehe

>>78065535
I've been to Germany before son, not all of them are anglo hating autists
>>78065635
still don't care, I'll be going into the ground early anyway so my barcode will work first even if someone does try to copy it (which they won't because I'm not a paranoid mong)

>>78064658
I love mätches of the tennis.

that was impressive, savestova was playing well

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>gasquet will play a literal what challenger next week
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2017_Pekao_Szczecin_Open
J U S T

>>78067347
>Literally impossible to escape clay season
Rafas fault

Hello I'm back from work.

>>78065535
(>)We are just trying to be considered, given that a lot of germans know at least basic english fundamentals and that a lot of anglos sound like they're having a seizure when they're no regular german speakers.

>>78070345
it's schliepi time

>>78070392
NO!

I just came back from work and I don't feel like schlieping desu.

>>78065805
>not all of them are anglo hating autists
A lot of people I know are very fond of english people and culture. Of course there is a lot of thrash-talking, especially in bars/pubs, but most of it is just harmless banter.

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>>78061301
I feel sad now ;_;

>>78070710
One of you should buy the magazine and scan it for /bundes/

>>78070766
I will, if it's still the actual edition.

>>78065145
I really really like this picure

>>78070766
i have a Zeit subscription
if "Zeit Magazin Mann" is the same as the regular Zeit Magazin i get i will

Even if you're normally not into Bohndesliga, the actual "football leaks" episode is quite interesting.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jbmTcdP0Zds

>>78071370
>Ronaldo is one of the main subjects of this conversation
>"Through all the mails we are reading we know that one worldwide known footballer is homesexual"
rly maeks one ponder

>>78070345
How was work ?

>>78072037
Kind of strange desu. Although there wasn't as much to do as on a lot of other workdays, I still felt unusually exhausted after work. But a most of my colleagues felt the same.

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>tfw day off tomorrow and been sitting in the warm shower drinking beer while watching the USA game

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>>78072211
sounds comfy desu

Danke Robert holz

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>>78072334
I don't get it

>>78072522
Do you really not know zis man?

>>78072581
no I don't

>>78072581
ABHSV is a mental disease

???

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>>78072962
Me on the right lmaoing@ u
Translate Robert holz to English (then look at hamburgers squad)

I'm stupid

>>78073151
Is ok bby

Good night

btw, Is someone going for Timo Werner at comunio?

>>78073326
Yes
t. sold obama

>>78073401
If I may ask, how much did you get for him?

Also good night

>>78073446
15,5 mio
Was 2 dependent on him

>>78073516
Interesting considering that having Obama in your squad meant pretty much guaranteed points. But yes, if he's going to get injured things would probably look grim for you, given that you can't rely on Sörensen all the time to smooth things out for you. But don't you have the same problem now with Werner?
I really have to go to sleep now, so good night again.

Yes, good night.

good night

bündës~

>Reschke: "Auch Barça wollte Dembélé, der wohlgemerkt seit seiner Kindheit Fan dieses Vereins ist, im Sommer 2016 verpflichten. Aber selbst Barcelona war chancenlos. Uns allen war bewusst, dass der Junge eine Granate ist. Wir wollten Dembélé nach München holen und haben alles versucht. Aber: Der Spieler selbst hat erklärt, dass er nur zu Borussia Dortmund möchte."

post yfw you realize that Dembélé was the Granate!

>>78070766
reported this post to the international authorities.

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>>78081037
>when Watzke pulls a Lewandowski on you and steals your Granate and you have to sign Renato Sanches instead

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>Julia Görge's

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>>78081935
cute Görge's

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>tfw didn't get our guy Timo werner in comunio
>>78081935
>She will never b my gf

2x sadness

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>>78082363

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Based Toni is playing 4d chess with Norway

>>78082382
Why is he squatting? Is he a slav?

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For me, it's Holstein Cow FC.

>>78082363
did you sell Auba?

>>78082518
>tfw too intelligent to score a goal
why does he always try to pass the ball into the net while attempting a shot?

>>78082770
proxy off Nigel

>>78082770
>not rating Kroos
Try fielding a team of 11 Timo Werners and see how many goals they're going to score.

>>78082804
>>78082831
he's my favourite player, though
but I think he's a bit lazy. let's hope he improves his finishing

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>>78082831
Kroos is like the Witthöft of football.

please pay respects to the lads >>78083508

hallo und guten morgen!

where is everyone

>>78084254
we're all staring at the rain

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>>78082753
Yes :DDDDD

>>78084464
why didn't you sell him after getting his replacement?

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>>78084515
Didn't think anyone would bid (me on the right)
Oh well I'll have to wait til PuliGOAT becomes available

>>78084543
you fucked up, m8. did you get a profit at least?

show me your team, your budget and the market. maybe I can help you

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had to throw away good currywurst because my ass forgot them in the fridge and they were expired since two weeks. it really hurts to trash our national dish tßh

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>>78084566
+12 mill to spend

Also ribbery And ginczek are only players available >1 mil
PS I don't care about defenders

>>78084647
>they were expired since two weeks
so what? did you check if it was rotten?

>>78084647
I never had currywurst

>>78084678
Ribery isn't that expensive. Maybe you should sign him

>>78084683
well no but i didnt want to risk it. if it was one week okay, but two were really pushing it.

>>78084699
it's very easy to make, you should try it. based currywurst+pommes is top tier.

Hab gepupst

>>78084699
same
i think it's one of those twitter memes that people only like ironically

>

Why don't nonbavarian Germans (aka worst Germans) celebrate Oktoberfest?

Out of all of Bart's prank calls to Moe's tavern my favorite was "Hello, is Amanda Huginkiss there?"

And then Moe goes "Is there Amanda Huginkiss here? Hello? I need Amanda Huginkiss! Why can't I find Amanda Huginkiss?"

And then everyone laughs and Barney says "Maybe your standards are too high!"

>>78088137
every single village in all of germany has their own october celebration dumbfuck

>>78088425
>Pagans talking down to me
heh

>>78085719
Eventually I will understand what compels people to post like this.

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>She acts crazy but that's mighty fine
>She craves me, wants to be my only mine
>When she rebels it always ends with her on daddy's knee~

Oh sorry didn't see you there, that's a new one from my smash hit single 'Thrills'. Check it out after this episode is finished, yeah?

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>/got/ memes

>>78088855
boredom

>>78088137
horrible post

Hello. After work today I looked for a Zeit-Magazin in a Rewe nearby, but I didn't had any luck. Trying it tomorrow again in another store.

>>78084699
Currywurst is highly overrated desu. Gyros and Döner are superior.

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hoping for the best

>>78089536
Gibe mckinnie pls

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>>78089536
>assano 2 years ago
>8mil
>mbapeo 2 years ago
>5mil

>>78089582
rly makes you think

>>78089565
I have high hopes in him desu
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/77716789/#q77746841

>>78089758
* for him

Good night

Wild Tales 2014 720p Bluray x264 Aac-deff.mp4

gooooooooooooooooooooooooood merning

God, once more the Länderspielpause was terrible. Thankfully we are back to normal on Friday and there even are a few interesting matches this weekend.

>almost Feierabend again
w e w

>>78097119
very nice

>>78097119
Its not 5 yet but i feel you

>>78097119
Was is das?

>>78097436
keine ahnung

>>78097436
fire evening

>>78097436
party eve

xD I'm here now :)

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>>78098266
with Görges?

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>>78098282
no gOrges aloud

Abgesang auf die 50+1-Regel

National zweifelt Rummenigge am Erhalt der 50+1-Regel. "Die Frage ist, wie lange wir uns diesen Luxus leisten wollen", erklärte er. "Ich persönlich bin dafür, dass jeder Verein selbst entscheidet, ob er die Tür für fremdes Kapital aufmacht".

Überhaupt sei dies eine Diskussion, die nur "von zwei Prozent der Fans" geführt würde. Damit meinte er die aktiven Fans in den Kurven der Bundesligaklubs. Für die Regel, die vor Investorenübernahmen der Vereine schützen soll, sieht Rummenigge kaum noch eine Zukunft. "Jeder weiß, wenn einer klagt, wird 50+1 fallen." In Deutschland sähe man den Fußball romantischer als in anderen Ländern. Das sei ein sympathischer Weg, entsprechend müsse auch der FC Bayern die Sensibilität dafür wahren.

Allerdings könnten Investoren die Wettbewerbsfähigkeit der Liga erhöhen. Zudem "haben wir einen Wettbewerb, den ich nicht nur national, sondern auch global sehe", sagte Rummenigge. Zwar sehe der Vorstandsvorsitzende des deutschen Rekordmeisters derzeit keine Krise, die eine Abschaffung der 50+1-Regel zwingend nötig machen würde: "Aber ich schließe nicht aus, dass wir irgendwann etwas tun müssen für den globalen Wettbewerb".

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>>78098311

>>78098351
>Das sei ein sympathischer Weg, entsprechend müsse auch der FC Bayern die Sensibilität dafür wahren.
L A M O

>>78098384
Habsburg princess

unpopular opinions:

carina > g0rges

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Wrong

How MAD will Brausecucks be when based HSV will rape them tomorrow?

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Isabelle Kellenberger was murdered by rapefugees and the German bolice covered it up

>>78098569
This man is a good lad!

>>78098491
soooooooooooooo mad

Watching Hannover vs Bayern 2011 now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDlRadSaGEQ

that goal from Stindlinho tho

>>78098351
this asshole is beginning to annoy me. he should retire already and fuck off to liechtenstein. greatest danger to german football at the moment.

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>>78098806
>Full

hallo und guten morgen!

>>78099812
hello friend, its dinner time

>>78100257
yes, and what will it be then?
>>78098806
in a way you are voyaging freely between time. i do this often.

>>78098569
don't overestimate German authorities, they might just be that stupid.

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>>78100366
oh just the usual. salmon with broccoli, an egg and peas

>>78100830
will you be watching?

>>78100882
No

Truman 2015 720p BRRip x264 titler.mkv

>>78100606
You should steam the broccoli instead.

>>78101440
steaming=no taste

film started weak, got better. good watch

film anon is the most boring poster on /bunnis/

>>78102922
this is /rabbat/ doe

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>>78102996
yes

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Hello bundes

https://youtu.be/Yo5hCya8l9o

>>78103394
cringe

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>>78103636
Oh shit I'm sorry

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Dinner

>have to get up in less than five hours
Yeah, maybe I should be going to bed...

Gooooood night

>>78100830
>everyone making a big deal out of this
That's the actual sexism right there. Hypocritical cunts, the lot.

wtf? >>78104760

DuckDuckGo "Grillzange" with safe search off, I fucking dare you

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>>78104797
no
also
>(((duckduckgo))) and not StartPage

>>78099143
He's right though.

Hello, I'm back after 11 hours of work. Hope you all had a good day

>50+1
interesting

>Avdijaj
wew, but not suprising

>>78103394
Interesting. Didn't knew that such books exists.

>>78104797
what can I expect?

>>78105765
What do you do? 11hrs is super long unless you're a nurse

>>78106287
I still work as a Studentischeraushilfsküchenknecht.

>>78105765
Warum macht eine Rückkehr in die erste Mannschaft keinen Sinn? Erst recht wo andauernd geklagt wird das es uns vorne an Alternativen fehlt. Mann dieser Trainer ist wieder so aalglatt in der Öffentlichkeit. Ihn erst ausboten und dann solche Kommentare. Von wegen "schade". Donis ist ein Typ wie Seo, immer 120% Wille, sowas fehlt unserer lahmen Truppe. Immer dieser Taktik Käse... sowas von unnötig. Spiel gegen die Dosen Wille pur 2:0. Dann Hannover Taktikgewürge... muss man mehr sagen?

>>78106939
German Compound nouns were a mistake
In English pls

>Schalke

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>>78107799

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>>78107835
How can one team and their fanbase be this much of a joke while at the same time thinking that they're the center of the footballing world? Really makes me think desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tz9RvmuTwdY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdQEYSGFscE

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>>78108164
now i remamber you, you get to work as much as you want. working a menial job can be quite calming desu. takes your mind off things.

>>78108685
yes

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>>78108757
which team do you support? >schalke?
t. nsa

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>>78108851
I'm on of the EffZeh anons.

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>>78108920
based hennes
well well well shouldn't you be schlafi-ing soon?

>>78108920
*one

>>78109049
yes.
good night

>>78065635
>my friend's dog makes hundreds of yuros every summer by printing out tickets that stupid people post on their instagram
So it seems that the old saying "On the internet, no one knows you're really a dog" is not a meme!

goof merning

gooooooooooooooooooood merning

Guten Morgen.

>>78104211
checked

>all these Amerifat threads in the catalog
UGH

>just remembered sky is not showing the Friday matches anymore
U G H

>>78107400
>Wille pur
more like purely diving

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>>78064929
>37euro
and that to see some irrelevant teams

>>78116605
lel

>>78116605
>Ronny

This has to be fake.

>50+1 ends up scrapped
>Most fans that were raging at RB will now beg for foreign investors to pump money in their clubs

It's going to be fun.

>>78117559
>Most fans that were raging at RB will now beg for foreign investors to pump money in their clubs

lel no. Clubs like Freiburg know very well there will be never an incvestor giving them so much money to compete with Buyern. Same goes for Dortmund.

The only one who want to abolish 50+1 are Buyern and the sponsored clubs like RB and VW so they don't have to hide their foreign investments and make it openly instead.

>>78116621
>implying 37 euros is expensive
>argipoors
I actually paid a total of 90 euros because I bought it from viaviago and had to pay shipping to the UK

HIV will literally lose today

>Once again it's almost Feierabend
Uuuuuuuh, yeah

>>78117695
Lel, no
What about Lederbusen, Kackbach, Schlake, etc?
Even >le Traditions-Dino HIV fell for the investor meme.

>>78118086
Since when is Lederbusen not a Werksclub?

>Schlake, HiV

Yes because these clubs are are financially cucked to a point where they are threatened by the Zwangsabstieg. Their existance is bound to investors. I highly doubt they would support it if they had a Schwarze Null.

>Kackbach
Don't know what you mean tßh. Haven't heard shit about Kackbach.

>>78117916
no we won't

>>78113026
>>78114048
>>78114232
good morning friends

>tfw mods deleted the thread about fat athletes again

>>78116605
why are NPD election posters so much better than the ones from the AFD?

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So is 50+1 officially ded?
t. Can't read German

>>78118846
yeah, it's called "51 rule" now

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>>78118897
Not sure if German humor

kek 51 rule is not bad. what is in your opinion the funniest number? for me its 47. i mean just look at it LOL

>>78119037
I think 38 looks pretty silly

>>78119064
as an even integer this has nothing funny about it but i agree that the symbols look funny. 3 is like a chopped 8 so you might easily confuse 38 for 83.

69 xD

>>78119037
>>78119064
>>78119118
ah, so this is the world famous German humour I've heard so much about

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>>78116605
ehehehheheheh

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>>78119118

I went hiking yesterday for 30 kilometers. My legs are cramping all the time now and I have bubbles on my feet. UGHHHH

but it was worth it though

>>78118771
i love this guy. VW, brausefabrik and the pillendreher are BTFO every time he opens his mouth.

>>78108360
What is so funny about that interview?

>>78118840
Their tv spots are better too

https://youtu.be/c6Zc_6ewbvc

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>>78119818

Simply Eric

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I really want that freiburg 2013 jersey lads

what teams do you lot support? do you go to games?

>>78120212
FC Bayern

No because I live in Kiel

Will RedBull™ win tonight??

>>78120212
Vfl Wolfsburg

No because I live in Kiel

>>78120212
For me it's RedBull™

No because I live in Kiel

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>>78120328
yes

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Which one is the superior Sky slag?

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>>78120401

every bundesclub about buyern

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkc4uSdoJKo

>>78120239
>>78120341
>>78120362
kill yourselves

>>78120432
very rude

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>>78120432
how ill-bred

>>78120441
>>78120453
but hes right

>>78120464

>>78100956

In class and there is an Asian girl sitting in front of me eating corn on the cob
Rate

>>78120564
gib foto

cant rate otherwise

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>>78120239
>FC Bayern
>
>No because I live in Kiel

Unironically t. Julia Görges

>>78120453
hey kyouko

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Sarina Valentina Winkhaus unironically looks like a tranny. Look ""her"" up if you don't believe me.

kyouko?

;_;

I hope /energy/ starts a 10 game losing streak for HSV.

'no'

The.Distinguished.Citizen.2016.1080p.BRRip.x264.AC3.HORiZON-ArtSubs.mkv

>>78120212
Holstein Kiel

No because I live in Kiel

>>78120794
which club do you support?

>>78120931
Werder Bremen

Literally gonna kill myself today if RB doesnt win

I didnt drink 6 cans of Red Bull a day and got kidney stones from it for nothing!

>>78120980
good, i hate fucking Erfolgsfans

t. /lifelong/ consumer here

>dumbers

why do you all hate HSV? >we are the good guys

>>78121168
I personally really like the club and the city of Hamburg. The problem is that the club of HSV has been managed by the biggest bunch of retards north of the "White-sausage-line". The club should have been relegated 3-4 times recently, but every single time managed to save themselves, due to some miracle, refball, or a big team not giving a shit anymore.

Since HSV is the only team never to have been relegated from the Bundes, they are long overdue.

Lastly, they have a sugar daddy who is painted as this nefarian character by the media, but he literally only loves the club and wants to help, while the HSV managers waste his cash year after year.

hallo und guten morgen!

>>78120980
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dlFH2td8y20

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>>78120212
Kiel

No because I live in Puschchyzckowo

aua aua hab gepupst

>>78121712
Nice to see they have a Polish supporter

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>>78120569
On the left, you can't really see but it did happen

Nani?

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>>78122208
i always liked corn and still do.
used to cook noodles, put them on a plate, put cheese on there, corn, and put it in the microwave for the cheese to melt.

mmmmmm

i dont do these things anymore

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Amazing away support for the future champions Nordshitland.
Not many clubs manage to bring ~50% of their usual home crowd to a game across the country.

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>>78122453
What the FUCK is that?

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>Merkel kritisiert Ablösesummen: Kann kein Mensch nachvollziehen
>Bundeskanzlerin Angela Merkel (CDU) hat die hohen Ablösesummen im Profifußball gebrandmarkt. "Ich sehe die finanziellen Entwicklungen genauso kritisch wie viele", sagte Merkel der Mittelbayerischen Zeitung (Samstagsausgabe) und führte aus: "Solche Summen kann kein Mensch nachvollziehen."

t. 100 Milliarden jährlich für Neubürger

>>78123014
Such a basic person

>>78122453
Niiiiiice überbackener Chicoree

>>78123014
>Mike
hehe, the memes are real

>>78123014
fucking lamoing at the idiots falling for this dumb cunt.

Hamburg: Mathenia, Diekmeier, Papadopoulos, Van Drongelen, Ekdal, Jung, Walace, Hahn, Holtby, Kostic, Wood

RB Leipzig: Gulacsi, Bernardo, Orban, Upamecano, Halstenberg, Demme, Keita, Sabitzer, Bruma, Augustin, Werner

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time for dinner

>>78122788
chicken breast rolled in cheese and ham

>>78123104
so how many goals will Bruma, Augustin and Werner score today? 5 or more?

Non american reddit /bundes/
>>78118771
>>78118771
>>78118771

Based Robert Holz

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>>78123193
VERy kc tier

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Does anybody on here know or care about 2nd /bundes/? Is there something happening over there?

>>78104211
>Dinner

>>78116605
kek. perhaps the wahl-o-mat was right in what i should vote

>>78123014
>wah wah it's only dumb people who vote afd wah wah and also old people
>tfw lefties don't even know their political opponent
>pic related

>>78123193
horrible thread

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>>78123268
Why do old pipo cuck their offspring?

Also AfD had some A E S T H E T I C photoshoots

>>78123299
old people hate us

2nd /bundes/ results in this moment:

Dresden - Fürth 1:0 (1:0)
>yay
Heidenheim - Regensburg 0:0 (0:0)
>boring as shit

>>78123299
I saw Poggenburg yesterday again. He seems pretty normie-proof. I wonder why he isn't more often on TV.

>>78123189
two

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champions league next week

AC Horsens 2 - 2 FC Nordsjælland

>>78123506
Did she get stung in the face by bees

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hm, might rewatch leaving las vegas

Really hyped for the game tonight, not sure which club I despise more though

>>78123539
i dont know, what did i answer last time you asked?

>>78123601
I think you just said "no"

Listening to 'The Friday Football Social' on BBC Radio 5 Live.

RAINYCASTLE

>>78123677
t. g0rges

>>78072111
Sounds like a gas leak.

>>78123793
*pruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuts*

here we go

PAPADOPULOUS

>>78124085
No Lemar? Where is Bonucci?

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Nur der HSV!

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>>78124085

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>>78123935
was a gud block

>kostic

>kostic

AYyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy LMAO!

>A FUCKING ALUMINUM CAN

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What is the average age of the bundes poster?

>hsv

>>78124598
29

>Was ist ein Schwanzflug?

>Was ist eine stumme Schwester?

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Schlafi time. Gd'night!

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>>78120411
Easy

>>78124772
i was thinking more around 50

>>78127930
29 is the mean because half of /bundes/ 45, the other half 13.

just came home
>Leipzig won
good
>Keita
nice
>Timo
nice

Just came home
>Leipzig won
comunio €$€
>Keita
interdasting
>Timo
diving huansohn

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>>78120401
Esther Sedlaczek and it's not even close

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>>78130254

>>78130424
indeed

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dick is hard lads

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>>78130254
Nah, she's just a lanklet with a pretty face. Jana Azizi is a real woman. (me on the right)

>Augustin went up over 1mil€ on comunio over the course of one day
very interesting desu

I'm the numalest

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>>78131526
yummy

Is it true that the world cup killed the atmosphere of kaiserlautern

>>78131526
to each his own

City vs Liverpool soon

nice

>>78131526
girl???

>>78132059
Left = Jana Azizi
Right = Katja Wunderlich