/heem/

>>78064261
what the fuck, where are the helpful links?

how the fuck am I supposed to know where to buy some fly ass mma gear, and how am I supposed to know where to find fly mma gear even if I am poor because I do grunt work on a dock?

Hi I'm Demetrius Johnson and I need that win for my streak so I'm going to turn down a money fight and face a bum for my streak thank you- Flyweight midget champion

>>78064317
>denigrating any job

You are a piece of crap.

>>78064317
Did you just get unbanned? Cause your autism was glaringly missing the past few days you colossal loser.

GOAT timeline

>Ray Borg beats DJ
>tests positive
>JacksonWink goes under investigation
>Jackson and Winkeljohn found guilty
>both go to prison
>Jon Jones robs a bank
>also ends up in prison
>kills both of his coaches
>Martin Scorsese directs a movie based on these events
>Ennio Morricone makes the sound track

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>>78064319
>turn down a money fight
Oh yeah for sure TJ "125k buys against Joe Soto" Dillashaw is a once in a lifetime money fight my guy

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Matt Brown

So if you're one of the casual idiots that thinks the UFC is worse now than it used to be because of Conor's success, when was it worse?

>>78064257
Not him but they put on some truly awful events this year. The PPVs are getting back to normal but you never would have seen headliners like Rockhold-Branch, Swanson-Lobov etc. in the past

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>>78064334
>denigrating
Racist

>>78064387
When?

>>78064357
Keep fighting midgets my guy

Joe Rogan DUDE WEED LMAO edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5_9sLvLsEM

>>78064357
>125k buys against Joe Soto on 24 hours notice

How many buys is 215 going to do again?

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It's time for some embedded.

https://youtu.be/Qy8_Uw6Cx6s

>>78064416
Holy FUCKING SHIT

URIJAH AND CODY

>>78064408
>No retort
Don't know who's dumber, people who think TJ is a money fight or people who bet on mcgregor in a boxing match.

>>78064371
Think you need to retype that, bud

>>78064387
that's cuz they decided that every single title fight deserves to be on a PPV card and since the UFC creates so many interim meme titles now fox and fight night cards rarely have anything of note

TJ vs Cruz headlined a fucking Fight Night just last year. This year that would be a PPV main or co-main.

>>78064450
are you retarded?

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>>78064416
>garbrandt and faber

time for bed

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https://www.wunderground.com/cat6/threat-increasing-cuba-florida-intensifying-irma

>abandon family and bring home 0 (ZERO) belts
>be a dishonorable roider and cheat
>lose to a crippled fat WW
>get BTFO by Bisping
AND
>have your entire home country wiped off the globe

The country of Yoel right now kek

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>>78064469

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<---- Scooby

>>78064469
>>be a dishonorable roider and cheat
This, coming from a fan of the biggest EPO cheat in the company?

>>78064387
So when?

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>>78064510
https://www.mmafighting.com/2016/4/4/11364368/yoel-romero-gets-six-month-suspension-from-usada-for-failing-drug


I failed to find the article about Bisping's failed drug test :/

>>78064533
Not him but UFC 200 was the start of the great downfall.
>retired by Nathan Diaz

>>78064547
Tainted supplement, buddeh. Check the record.

>>78064432
How many buys do you think TJ adds realistically? Can't be more than 10k.

>>78064416
how does the california kid still look like he gets id'd when buying alcohol

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>>78064533
Relax dude, I was in the shower. The first few cards they put on this year were shit shows...it has gotten better but generally I agree with this guy: >>78064451

Too top-heavy with thinner, meme-ier TV events

>>78064547
Rampage said.

>>78064596
How many buys do you think that Mighty Mouse adds to any given card? People were leaving the arena before his fight with Reis.

>>78064469
The black guy is one cool motherfucker.

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>>78064656
>b-b-b-but rampage said so!

>>78064567
so the past one single year is what you're upset about

>>78064659
Sub 200k now answer the question and tell me how many more buys TJ would add.

>>78064547
Rampage confirmed that this guy sticks needles in his arse.

>>78064706
No, before 200 everything was fine. Things have gone downhill since

>>78064725
See
>>78064694

>>78064692
cuck

>>78064715
>Sub 200k
The answer is literally none. Adding Mighty Mouse to a card results in zero extra purchases.

>tell me how many more buys TJ would add.
More than Mighty Mouse.

>>78064744
He looks like black Milo

why does rogan talk like such a beta faggot, hope someone knocks him out

>>78064643
so the past couple months are what you're upset about?

>Shevchenko vs Pena
>Masvidal vs Cerrone
>Ngannou vs Arlovski
>Knight vs Caceres

>free
>in January

I think you guys just like to complain honestly. People are saying that the UFC isn't as good as what it used to be and when I specified when you say oh just this year lol sure bud that's definitely what you meant when you said the UFC isn't as good as it used to be

>>78064706
>202
>FW champ fighting at WW
>203
>Mandrama actor in an exhibition fight
>204
>"""champion""" defending against an old man
>208
>WFW for literally no good reason, champ vacates the belt anyway
>209
>213
>Last minute pull-outs

And that's not even going into the fight nights and fox cards, and analyzing ridiculous fights like Artem vs. Cub or Yair vs. BJ Penn.

>>78064757
>More than Mighty Mouse
How many? You do know for something to count as a "money fight" a certain buy threshold has to be surpassed right?

>>78064799
That's like asking why can't this suboptimal human run 100m in under 10 seconds?

He is making the most out of his limited intelligence. His IQ is literally 100, which makes him average, he can't really do any more than he does.

>>78064865
He makes more money talking about weed and aliens than you do fishing for (you)'s here.

>>78064726
>>78064820

so specifically the past one year is what you think has been worse

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Favorite non-roiding champion?

For me its Michael Bisping

>>78064715

That's a long shot if you mean around 200K, it's probably around 50K to be generous.

>>78064865
As someone whose IQ is legitimately 90-100, I can assure you that Rogan is well above that.

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Azor Jon

>>78064619
manlets never age like those 70 year old french midgets in saint tropez that snake foreign milfs when their husbands aren't around

>>78064898
Kid, I'm sorry if I sounded pessimistic, but Joe Rogan really is trying, unfortunately he does not have the intelligence to do any better. He is working at 100% efficiency.

>>78064812
I still like the UFC. I think it's more concern that the new people in charge have no idea what they're doing

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Evenin' all
It's yaboy here whose boy is Kevin Lee

BIG NEWS:
My official Lee/Ferguson prediction is in. I got Ferguson with a 64 (sixty) (four) (sixty-four) percent (%) chance of winning.

This is based on both of their past 2 performances.
Lee was rocked against Trinaldo, but came back and won.
Ferguson was rocked against Belgian guy, but came back and won.
Put that down as equal.

Ferguson also got a little rocked in r1 of his fight with Don Anjos, and I am assuming Dos Anjos is far past his peak.
So, Ferguson is definitely rockable.
Meanwhile Lee bested Chiesa, but as someone who doesn't rate Chiesa that much, this is hard to draw much from.

As I said in my glorious prediction before the Chiesa fight, Lee is someone who capitalises on sloppiness, on which Ferguson has plenty. So Lee has a GOOD chance.

Despite all this, I feel it's too early in his career for Lee to face Ferguson, and I see Ferguson pulling out a victory thanks to his solid chin. Lee will tag him, but Ferguson will take it and respond in equal measure, and Lee's chin won't take it.

So that's my prediction.
I might still bet on Lee since he's my boy and the odds on him might be attractive.

I won't go much further than that. I'd like to dedicate this entire post to Lee/Ferguson since Lee is my boy.

I feel terrible at the moment. I've had my first pang of pretty bad anxiety for the first time since I was talking about offing myself on here a couple of months ago. Life sucks.
I hope all my bros on /heem/ are doing well and looking forward to Saturday. I've also got all my predictions in for UFC215 but I'll leave that for another day.

#JungleFever

>>78064812
I know it may not seem like it to a NEET like you, but 1 year of a consistently awful product is a long time.

>>78065104
>camera pans out
>it's Jon Jones

>>78064820

>202
202 was one of the best cards ever you fuck lol
>203
so the whole card was bad because CM was on it?
>204
so the card that had nine finishes in a row really let you down eh?
>208
on paper that card actually isn't that bad. it's still better than the PPVs used to be a few years ago. but yeah I didn't love that card
>209
this card sucked on paper but had a lot of good fights on it, I enjoyed that card
>214
again, this card wasn't that bad by my standards. not sure why you didn't like it when all you do is type 214 lol

and that's six of the fourteen PPVs we've had since then and two of them were actually fucking unreal. so four of the fourteen PPVs disappointed you and that means that the UFC is worse now than it used to be lol

>>78065104
imagine making this post

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>>78065141
Kek
Post-tribunol

Mighty Mouse pisses me off so much. How can people rank him #1 p4p when he can't fight for shit at Bantamweight, he got wrestlefucked by Brad Pickett.

p4p stands for fighting at several weight classes and tearing shit apart, he fought at different weight classes and got his shit kicked in in.

Fuck Mighty Mouse, fuck his lackluster competition, fuck benavidez, fuck the UFC for ever creating turbomanlet divisions.

>>78065202
It's just the UFC trying to hype up their worst investment.

>>78064984
My guy, 100 is average. Don't be hard on yourself, you're literally smarter than billions of people.

>>78065202
Seething

Does DJ actually think people will take him seriously after he breaks the record with his childweight belt?

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>>78065255

>>78065132
oh yeah my man I agree 100% UFC 207 was totally consistently awful my man 100% I agree

>>78064436
the comments are very disrespectful, I think mighty mouse would have beat Bisping

>>78065255
I dont think he cares what spergs online think of him except for his twitch contributors.

>>78065202
turby fucking hates MM and he fucking hates Cruz too lol

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>>78065202
P4P is a meme ranking to make irrelevant divisions feel relevant, you shouldn't even care about it.

>>78065296
It's a 4chan meme not a heem meme exclusively

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SO CUTE

>>78065202
Agreed.

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Cody is a global superstar

>>78065296
>nigress posting is my favorite /heem/ meme

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/24464469

Black women literally have the tightest vaginas. Whites, chinks, spics, pajeets and mixed BTFOZ

I feel like my IQ is dropping while listening to Cody talk

>>78065305
200,201,208,210, were all awful cards

202 and 204 had nonsensical main events that have led to interim belts popping up needlessly.

204 did 300k buys despite being billed as a "money fight"...217 will barely break 500k

You can't argue with facts dummy.

>>78065255
The ripping on the FLW division is just weird to me. You never really hear 135 getting the same criticism. They are tiny as well. Dominick Cruz had to be one of the least talked about and under appreciated UFC champs until he managed to come back after his injuries and win the belt. Literally Urijah Faber was the only 135'er with any clout for the longest time. Renan Barao, Cruz,and Dillashaw, were never huge draws by any means. The general public literally doesn't know a single 135'er besides Urijah Faber. Nobody goes on about how 135'er don't have KO power when there isn't that big of a difference in weight between the two, and two of the hardest hitters in that division Dodson and Lineker used to be 125'ers. (well Lineker is more of a 128'er).

I just think that all this shit you hear about 125 is silly. Just watch the fights, or don't if you don't want to. You are missing out. I think the UFC has sucked at promoting MM. They often put him as the headliner and want him to carry the shows and people are surprised when its not the biggest PPV's or draws in the highest TV ratings. Its a young division with few recognizable fighters. 135 has a similar problem. 145 is just starting to get a stable of more well known names. 155+ has had the advantage of being around longer, and having guys with names go down once more divisions opened up. What MM needs to be a star is to just have his fights watched. His fighting does the talking, especially since he has been finishing guys left and right. The UFC needs to have a big main event, with DJ co-maining. don't put all the promotional responsibility on DJ. Just let him fight, and if people bother to watch, they are gonna see undeniable greatness.

>>78065408
Agreed! Chimps can be cute too!

>>78065408
I hope she goes up to 165 pounds. Imagine her at 195 out of competition. Her fat jiggly ass would kill me.

>>78065420
/ourguy/

>>78065308

Why do you read the youtube comments?

>>78065316
It kinda does matter because we are consumers and uncle Dana will be pissed if we don't buy DJ's ppvs.

adan got unbanned so heem back to being a cesspool, spainsperg's ban also ending soon i'd imagine

>>78065459
In my observations the people who get so flustered by small divisions are wwe size-queen fans

>>78065421
Interdesting

>>78065507
holy fuck

>>78065420
you think cody voted for Trump? I doubt he voted at all.

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>>78065420
B a s e d.

>>78065421
Wtf I love black women now...seriously

>>78065479
Thats what the average mma fans are like, they're on youtube and instagram and they've been commenting for so long now they're not casuals anymore

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Cody us officially /ourguy/

>pretty
>undefeated
>right wing
>would murder dj
>makings of a superstar

>>78065421
It Talks about pelvic floor muscles, not vaginas you idiot

>>78065534
I don't buy into the idea that its impossible for MM to be a draw, or that FLW can't be popular etc. If 185lb's didn't exist as a division, and was just added a couple years ago, and all of a sudden all these guys competing in different shows started flooding in, you would see the same issues that FLW has with promoting their fighters. WMMA has the same issues, in fact I think its probably worse. However much MM gets criticized, I doubt that any female fighter besides Ronda/PVZ generates more of a buzz. Joanna is awesome and I think "real" MMA fans think shes awesome. But its not like shes gonna sell out an arena on her own. Its not like her season of TUF blew up. (Speaking of TUF did Conor's season of TUF even do that spectacular? That show really has been struggling).

Really MMA isn't in the best place right now star wise. There are tons of super exciting fighters that Id watch any day of the week. That just doesn't necessarily translate into mainstream appeal. I don't think any current champion besides McGregor is well known in the mainstream.

You use to all mock CodyFan for boyin cody

>>78065619
what would it take to fuck a girl like that? She is the ultimate female form. Holy absolute fuck

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>>78065408

>>78065459
They bury all the 125ers on the prelims so hardly anybody knows who the fuck Mouse is fighting. The ceiling is a lot lower but they need to promote the division and not just the champion

>>78065656
Cringe
Fucking thirsty ass loser lol

>>78065619
>>78065654
Trip on you mongoloid

>>78065642
What you're saying makes a lot of sense but it's just easier to say, "hurr manlets suck xD" and be done with it

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>>78065717
ur an idiot and im not him

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>>78065619

>>78065702
haha hella thirsty tho bruh lmao THIRSTY THURSDAYYYSSSSS haha hella drinkin and shit dude lmao thirsty swag lit yolo ayyyy lmao nigga

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>>78065459

Let's be honest here, everyone knows DJ is a great fighter and really skilled but that isn't and was never the problem.

People will never be interested into watching child sized adults fighting each other, they will never be taken seriously. That is as simple as that, no need to look for skill, personality or marketing problems.

>>78065534
>>78065671
>>78065752
lel those are all copypasted comments from r/mma

>>78065434
>202 and 204 had nonsensical main events that have led to interim belts popping up needlessly.

OH NO CALL THE COPS

>204 did 300k buys despite being billed as a "money fight"..
Oh really? Can you just link me to where it was billed as a money fight?

>You can't argue with facts dummy.
these are called your opinions, Juan

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>>78064261
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aXKRwO513fY

>>78065816
lol this guy is fuckin pissed

>>78065836
>People will never be interested into watching child sized adults fighting each other,
You know people were saying this exact same thing in 2012 about women, and Dana flat out said that women will literally never ever fight in a UFC octagon, then Ronda came along and became the biggest draw in the company.

Whenever people say stuff like this, they just end up exposing how big casuals they are.

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>>78065836
I'd rather watch actual midgets than those 5'3 manlets.
Midgets and very fat people are always funny

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Urijah Faber and Cody Garbrandt on JRE right now,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5_9sLvLsEM

>>78065866
just fatigue la

no ones gonna laugh at that joke anyway rogan just say the fuckin thing

>>78065844
So you admit you go to reddit

>>78065945
Cody has a black eye.

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My GF cooked me a steak last night and i got queezy from the bloody smell of it. Would you fags eat this raw meat?

>>78065884
ayyy canada up in here swaggin too bruh lmao hella lit. fuckin thirsty ass niggas COLLEGE FRAT PARTIES LOL litttttttt thirsty haha

garbrandt really seems out of place there. have been listening 15min to this podcast and i haven't heard him completing a sentence

>>78065903

The woman divisions opened a clear new casual audience, I don't see who the sub LW division could bring.

>>78066004
yes, i went to reddit and pulled a couple of comments of redditors writing novels about their mancrush DJ and posted them. and what happened? you loved them. you agreed with them. you thought "wow this guy on heem knows what he's talking about".

just wanted to prove the point that you and the other midget shill are reddit tier.

do you think joe rogan ever cheats on his wife?

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Oh so you a boxer now Conner?

>>78066027
>paper plate

>>78066090
I brought it to work from home, cut into it only to get grossed out

>>78066085
people won't take your bait seriously if you spell Conor's name wrong btw

>>78066066
So the reason you hate on DJ is because you go on reddit and see that they're not blistering retards, and the contrarian in you gets revved up and you automaticaly have to take the dissenting opinion to look good in front of your 4chan bros.

Very interesting, maybe one day they'll write a scientific paper on this phenomenon

>>78066053
he's been talking for the whole podcast idiot

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Oh so you a wrestler now Conar?

>>78066053
faber's a chad

>Joe rogan still has not had Reem on the show

>>78066148
i just think it's funny that you've been denying the fact that liking midget fights is reddit tier and then i go copy a bunch of reddit comments onto heem and you start agreeing with them and responding to them as if you've finally found a friend on heem, someone who understand you and your midget opinions. it's hilarious bro, you would fit right in over there.

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Oh so you Demian Maia now Connor?

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Wonder what weight class Tiger is going to fight at when he is 25

>>78066247
So what you're saying is you have reddit bookmarked and before you form your own opinion on anything you go to a particular sub-reddit to find out what they think so that you can do the opposite?

You sure that's healthy bro?

>>78066298
all i'm saying is i had you responding to copypasted reddit comments as if they were your best friend. that should tell you something.

>>78066267
With a bit of training Tiger could easily top DJ on the p4p list

>>78066332
It told me that you go on reddit and that you care a lot about what they think.

what if you made a kid grow up in a hyperbaric chamber? would he grow up into a giant? also i heard it can cure autism

>>78066380
Their lungs would probably be shit at extracting oxygen

>>78066374
the craziest part for me was how you just thought nothing was off, like even the posting style was so faggoty and pseudo-intellectual, literally nobody posts like that on heem and there you are just so into it taking it all seriously and responding to it like you're best buddies laughing at the plebs lmao shit was great

>cody is having astral projections
haters eternally btfo

>cody talking about astral projections in a float tank
rogan is creaming right now

>>78066380
hyperberic chambers can damage lungs. So the kid would probably be fucked

I hope tj beats cody but I think tj will get ko'd

>>78066447
All I said was what the post said made much sense but it'd be easier to just say manlets suck and be through with it. That's all.

You're acting like you won such a huge epin troll when you're the one who exposed yourself as an avid redditer and also the fact that you're gloating about being actively dumb isn't a good look at all.

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>>78065944

Hopefully Rizin is working on it.

jiu jitsu is the ultimate meme, top mma guys like jake shields and faber are going the distance/beating top jiu jitsu guys while they would get wrecked by strikers

>>78066550
Jake Shields is a jiu jitzu guy

>>78066449
>>78066460
could he be more based

im gonna astral project tonight and visit the h8rs here and make sure that the're in shambles

Think of the best fight you've seen at 125.

How does it compare to the best fight you've seen with normal-large sized people?

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>get home from vacation just now
>hurricane is about to wreak havoc on my entire state

talk about polar opposites, hope I'll have power for the fights on Saturday.

>>78066648
Dang that was good timing, just logged on.

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Was Dana gonna make GSP fight Woodley with a good performance or he just wanted to throw him under the bus to save face for a fight he was gonna make reguardless(GSP/Bisping)?

cody "punch drunk" garbrandt

>Cody: Yeah andenna when hewas there i dunno like i knewhe dowannafi
>Rogan: What?
holy fuck amazing

>>78066686
What exactly is the matter with you?

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>>78066686
>spends last living moments defending schaub on a indonesian pipefitting forum
lmao

>>78066716
>>78066739
He literally took time off a few years ago because he has had so many concussions. Not even 30 and cted

>>78066523
bro you were literally so fucking excited to find someone who finally articulated all your reddit opinions about midget fights and lo and behold it was literally just shit from reddit. you are objectively reddit tier. not only that but you don't even recognize reddit posting style which probably means you haven't posted on heem or 4chan in general for very long. plus all your posts are made with reddit spacing. sad!

>>78066753
A week later and you're still hung up on that being me, huh. Whatever, I'm over it.

>>78066770
>excited
Lol come on bud I'm not as autistic as you to get excited about internet comments.
>All those reddit mentions after admitting he goes on reddit everyday
You have serious CTE

>>78066770
Sad!

>>78066621
colby bless

>>78066770
>but you don't even recognize reddit posting style
Yeah cause I don't go on reddit lol so how am I supposed to know what reddit posting looks like you imbecile? lmao

>>78066820
>immediately cuts out the reddit spacing after being called out
noooooo bro you honestly can't be this beta. for real just stick to reddit, you're getting torn up on heem. i don't think you're ready for how things work here bud.

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Conor McGregor got a traumatic brain injury from fighting Floyd

>>78066859
it's less about knowing what reddit posting is and more about not being able to recognize a blatantly out of place post on heem. like n o b o d y posts in that holier-than-thou tryhard ass style on heem, if you didn't recognize that from those posts immediately and actually took them seriously you probably haven't posted here very long.

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>Hendricks vs Borrachinha

What the fuck? Are they LEGIT trying to have Johny be the first death inside the Octagon or something? Why are they feeding him to that roided up freak?

>>78066883
>It's the obese spammer
Well color me surprised, fast-forward to the part you have a mental breakdown and start spamming scat

>>78066687

Woodley/GSP was never a thing.

>>78066946
I don't go on reddit so how am I meant to know what their posts look like? Lol dude you're actually brain damaged. Get help.

>>78066769
its so bad

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>>78066770
Why are they spacing their posts like that on reddit though ? Does that help get upboats ?

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>>78065945
Cody looks like a 70s coke dealer.

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>>78066957

do or die kind of fight, they just want him to prove he still has it or else just retire.

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<---- Gooby

>>78066991
i just explained to you that you don't need to know what reddit posting looks like, you just need to be familiar with what heem posting looks like to the point where you can spot an outsider. the fact that you were not able to do this and were responding to those posts seriously, and in a positive manner, indicates that you are in fact the outsider

is tj the worst human of all time?

Holdsworth has said it wasn't Dilly fault though

>talking about holdsworths dead career
lol last time they did this he got pissed on twitter saying his career wasn't dead

Ohh shit Chris Holdsworth got retired by TJ kneeing him in the back of the head in practice

>>78066957
Can you post DC and Jones rolling on ground?
>turnthecameraoffigotkidsnigga

For sure TJ was giving Lomachenko trouble my guy

>>78067064
he meant that it was his fault fo rletting his guard down

faber wants a tj fight

Holdsworth had a lot of potential too. Sad that the dudes career is dead.

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>>78067039
But he'll die. Is it really worth it? He'll die!

>>78067100
Sho thang, baebee.

TJ is still my boy fuck Cody

>>78065619
He's going to murder TJ.
My analysis is in and Cody is winning that fight.

>>78067057
>you just need to be familiar with what heem posting looks like to the point where you can spot an outsider
Dude this is seriously autistic. How many hours do you spend on here to be this autistic?

>the autistic yank has literally mentioned reddit 28 times in this thread

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TJ would kill Faber if they fought today

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>>78067183
I yoo fear for Hendricks. Its a sacrifice that must be made, in order for Borrachinha to ascend into natty goat status Johnny must die
>rip bigg

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>>78067183

He's going to show up as a LHW and throw him around, don't worry.

i like cody desu

>>78067280
oh so now you're going with the whole "i don't spend that much time here, i have a life, etc." route? pretty desperate stuff man, you sure you don't want to just take a breather and come back later?

>Dominick Snooze exposed for running alone on Christmas

Based Cody is our guy.

>>78067288
Reddit is his home page, he cares A LOT about r/mma

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>>78067328
>into natty goat
>natty
Anon, I....

>>78067367
>He goes up to LHW
>Misses weight

>>78067272
....continued:
My site has Cody as only the 8/11 favourite. I'm surprised it is that close.

>>78067429
That's the natty limit my man

Cody and Faber lying like a bunch of little girls

>>78067429
Borrachina is one too watch.

>youll never have a bro like faber

>>78067519
I'd rather have a loyal friend like artem

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>>78067389

Dom is to intelligent for family and friends.

Cody spars 8 rounds a week with small gloves? Gadooooosh

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>>78067540
This

>faber made cody cry

>>78067540
youll rather have a useless friend who likes so lick your ass clean?

>>78067565
You got the one pic with artem squaring up and Conor in background cringing?

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>>78067602
Better than a father figure who wears baseball caps at 40

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>>78067606

>>78067429

Bigg is a natural HW, he's been killing himself for the fans.

>>78067602
If having someone's back while expecting nothing in return is "licking someone's ass clean" I feel bad for you

>>78067718
>>78067718
LEL

>>78068009
wish Chael and Bisping would do a podcast episode together

>>78068133
Bisping still salty from when Chael beat him up

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>>78068133
Why Finnish police fuck Estonia
DONT FUCK MY

>>78068181
Now I vant lawyer

>>78068181
>>78068343
Can someone explain this to me???

>rogan believes the dick pill story
this guy is a casual faggot

>>78068592
It was proved as tainted penis pills you h8r

Derrick Lewis vs Fabricio Werdum

Who wins?

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>h-he kneed him in the head
>dirtiest fighter ever!

>>78068669
it was proved to be an estrogen blocker idiot

>>78066033
lmao this dudes so pissed

>>78068685
Lewis could potentially heem him but I think Werdum will meme the fuck out of him on the feet

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>>78068688
I like this .jpg ALOT

>"cody garbrandt is super smart, real smart dude"- Joe rogan and brendan schaub

>>78068689
from tainted dick pills idiot

>>78068921
yeah dick pills definitely not from his steroid stack even though he's tested positive twice, frickin retard

>>78069006
it was literally proven to be tainted by USADA you moron

>>78069084
so the fuck what, it wasn't proven that's what he took you idiot

>>78067708
artem holding a hot mug like that so he could hand rory the handle side is pretty badass. based artem

Just one podcast where Joe doesn't start talking about men's penises. Just one.

MMA is just a soap opera for men

>>78069094
that isn't spain

>>78068916
>I've never had to chase pussy in my life, and on December 30th, I'm not gonna start - Cody Garbrandt
>implying this wasn't the most genius insult ever

>>78069184
I think you're confusing us with WWE Pedro

>>78067741
lol

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>>78069160
>men's penises

>>78064334
t. Part-time chef at Wendy's

>>78069235

I said men, not children and retards

>>78069397
Calm down

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>>78069397
>soap opera
That would imply it's scripted you fucking reatrd

>>78069135
I tried this but I burned my hand so I accidentally dropped the mug onto my dad's crotch. I felt pretty bad about it.

>>78069453
>/box/cucks

>>78069453
Is she supposed to be Dee?

>>78069453
I bet you're a scrawny white kid

>>78069453
>going on BLACKED
How do you live with yourself you pathetic cuck?

>>78069516
Nahh it was supposed to be Megan Olivi

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>>78069616
She would never.

>>78069651
Actually made me kek

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post meme heems

>>78069656
Which is worse, her fucking a manlet every night or her fucking black dudes every night?

>>78069768
ch'i is fucking nuts

>>78064341
Who would play Jon Jones?

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>>78069768

>>78069786
what is wrong with you?

What are some paths to victory for Ray Borg?

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>>78069868
I think the next tournament starts the day after after 215

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>>78069919
Getting a thicc neck

>>78069768
Is a move like this illegal in UFC or something? Why don't fighters just do this to beat their opponents?

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>>78069768
How do people like that live with themselves

>>78069968
>I just gave this guy brain damage, I'd better do it again since he didn't realize that the fight was over due to being KTFO
What is wrong with minorities?

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>>78069768

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Report this as being too nasty.

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>>78070083
Le Banner is actually a pretty nice dude

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>>78070192
>230 posts early

>>78070083
If you think you're gonna get punched you have to protect yourself. Really it was the ref's fault for pulling a bunch of theatrics instead of stepping between them

>>78069786
fucking Demetrious Johnson every night

>>78070644
Que mierda haces aqui, nunca ay jente de Venezuela en mi heem

>>78068133
>>78068161
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGbOhuZ7eiM

Garbrandt on the JRE looks hella depressed

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convince me that this LITERAL chimpanzee won't get mauled at 125 pounds

>passing out to make 116 when you're a midget
>being HORRIBLE at strawweight, just fucking ABYSMAL, worst boxer in the world

>>78070897
Cause he knows that TJ is gonna embarrass him

>>78070912
Why don't they let women featherweights compete with the male featherweights? I guarantee that Cyborg would beat DJ

>>78070880
Michael Bisping and Conor join Chael at around the 43rd minute

>>78070912
>he doesn't know PVZ is an actual monster at 125

Audio footage from a sparring session. She did some major damage

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgS0KgT5APc

>>78070739
trying to escape the shithole that I live in, also
>mi heem

>>78071076
calm down paige! PAIGE STOP!

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holy fucking shit, heembedded

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>>78071076
Felt terrible after laughing my ass off

>>78071192
who /Borg/ here?

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>>78071192
>on pay per view

for sure i'm /borg/ though my guy, all of /heem/ is /borg/ my dude

>>78071076
That call center dude sounds so smug lol

>>78065619
>>78065759
Cody is in the closet. That's where all his rage comes from.

Who do you think struggles more with women?

Urijah or Dom? They both come off as awkward.

>>78071321
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qaw2bqVj2gI

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>>78071321
Urijah

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who /heem/ 4 /borg/?

>>78071460
whoa big spender

>>78071368
>"my boy urijah"
>"does he pull mad chicks?"
>"yea definitely HAHAHA"

pity promo for the orbiter

>>78071498
post how much you put on borg

>>78071541
He's not dumb enough to bet on borg

>>78071576
>he's not dumb enough for free money

>>78071541
I put a hundy on DJ by decision @ 2.05

>>78071603
post a screeny then

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<---- Gooby

>>78071634
Unfortunately Vito doesn't allow pictures of the chalkboard.

>>78071692
imagine if canelo had trained at mma at a young age
dude would be a m-m-m-munster

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>>78071076
I shouldn't laugh at that

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>>78071076
>those chimp noises in the background

>>78071873
imagine is broccoli lesser trained mma at a young age dude would be a m-m-menster

>>78071321
Dom doesn't need women
All he needs is that first sip of the day

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>>78072049
/sip/ boys where we at?