OFFICIAL ITALY vs Israel game thread

>>78061992
Israel not winning would litterally be another shoa

If they lose, they'll blame the refs for being antisemitic.

I´ve read the jew captain left the team after being booed

don't israelis have italian blood after the roman empire?

good thread

>>78061992
hello where is israel

how do we summon israelis?

>>78062534
just wait

someone post lineups please

stream?

SPAGHETTIS (4-2-4): Buffon; Conti, Barzagli, Astori, Darmian; De Rossi, Verratti; Candreva, Belotti, Immobile, Insigne. Allenatore: Ventura.

JEWS (4-2-3-1): Harush; Davidzada, Ben Haim, Tzedek, Keltjens; Melikson, Cohen, Natcho, Kabha, Refaelov; Shecter

>>78062534

throw a coin or deny anything related to the holohoax

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>>78062430
Ashkenazi Jews probably

jews getting roasted tonight

>>78061992
should i watch this game or iceland v ukraine

Take a look at this italian team

purebred italians

in 20 years though, it will look like the French team.

rip italia

>>78062720
please watch our match

>>78062720
Iceland vs Ukraine is more important, no way Italy won't qualify and Israel will

Isreal is literally in Asia.

stream's
streams.notahoneypot.me

FRATELLI D'ITALIA
L'ITALIA S'È DESTA

>>78062770
hello foreign

wtf? what kinda jewish last names are those? Where are the bergs at?

>>78062787
based foreignposter, how are you?
>>78062281
he threw the captain's armband on the pitch out of disgust, got suspended, then retired from the NT

>>78062642
Most Ashkenazis still have a very large portion of Levantine blood, but I assume the biggest admixture from Europe is from Poles and Germans

lmao

>overrotti

>>78062810
depends
someone like Mark Zuckerberg probably has more Germanic or Slavic admixture
someone like Ben Shapiro probably more Italian
both could be seen as Ashkenazi Jews

>>78062805
There are only a couple that aren't pretty Jewish, and quite a few super Jewy like Tzedek/Ben Haim

>>78062809
i'm fine thanks
are you the only israeli on this board

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what the fuck is his problem?

>>78062859
nah there are a couple more regulars and there are more that show up in important matches

lads im 1/67.8th italian.

>>78062877
Ventura being a retard hurr durr if you do good in MLS it means nothing
Seba is good

>>78062901
DELET THIS!

>>78062912
Villa got a call up, why not Gio? Is it because he hates jewventus

>>78062877
>david villa gets called up before you
JUST

bring back luca toni desu

bring back yossi benayoun desu

>>78062986
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AXoxHStbAFE

OY VEY, REMEMBER THE 6 GORILLIONS

embarrassing display
bring back de rosario desu

Italy is already looking like shit

>be verratti
>be one of the most praised italian midfielders
>can't pass to save your own life

>le park the bus and lose 0-2 instead of attacking and hoping for meme magic
>when the campaign is already over
for what purpose

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A black person just walked into the bar with an Italian girl

>>78063133

you fuckers already dominate the world, economically speaking. you have to be shit at something, after all

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>>78061992
hopefully we lose so we can get rid of this stupid tactics

>STREAM PLEASE
STREAM PLEASE
>STREAM PLEASE
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>STREAM PLEASE

>>78063163
yeah so?
anything else would be racist

>>78061992
>Tal Ben Haim still plays
What's this sorcery

>>78063197
acestream://bbb48a9de5a699567282144f7d32fb1a352de7b9

Post qt jewesses

>Ventura
>di Biagio
>Tavecchio

Quale dei tre salveresti?

>defending for your lives against part-time pasta al dente enthusiasts

Ventura out
Allegri in

>>78063242
Tavecchio
He's the one that brought Conte to the NT

Verrat- blaurh-bleh *dies*

>>78063242
Balotelli

>>78063283
>la hapra

No thanks

>>78063318
Just play with a 3 man midfield. It's very dumb to play Verratti there.

>>78063334
>>78063283
simone inzaghi.
Or if we can't sign any big name get pioli.
hell, even mancini would be better than ventura

>>78062847

you could drop Mark Zuckerberg in Koeln and no one would think he's foreign

>>78063242
>>78063283
>>78063379
We should have never let Conte go

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Why are Ireland and Israel have such similar badges? Do they have the same designer?

>>78063379
You make it sound like Mancini isn't good

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>23'
>0-0
You better stop, Jews

>>78063365
This formation is too dumb to even try to find all the problems about it

>not shooting there

>Israel will meme its way into victory
screencap this

Israel attacks better than a four people offensive line

>>78063178

get real, Luigi

the only winning tactic in modern soccer is counterattack on the wing, cross, and score

that's it, that's how 99% of important goals are scored, that's how real madrid wins, that's how germany wins, that's how anyone wins. Any other goal is pure luck or the player being vastly superior to the defender (messi).

>C-Conti can't defend guys

>all these long ball
INGURLAND, INGURLAND

>state of us

>Maldini not even on the bench

>>78063441
Candreva plays like a wing in a 3 man defense and the two strikers annull each other

>Buffoon almost scoring an own goal
retire already, you clown

who /worried/ here

WEW
>the city of italy

>the state of italy

>>78063445
Nonsense

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I'd literally take Zaccheroni, at least he won and did well with Japan.

>>78063489
Yeah let's play donnarumma that actually scores own goals

>spain are already 4-0 up

> Go for the long pass....offside.
> Go for the long pass....offside.
> Go for the long pass....offside.
> Go for the long pass....offside.

>4-2-4
nice

>>78063484
>no Cannavaro, Del Piero, Totti, Nesta

Where did everything go so wrong?

Could Ventura be boycotting the NT on purpose?
The U21 plays with the 424 too, which makes me ethink that it's being imposed by the big boys in the federation.
So he makes them play like shit on purpose by setting them up as badly as possible so that he an get rid of it.
Or maybe I'm thinking too good of him?

>>78063537
joe hart must have instilled the english wisdom into these guys

>>78063520
btfo

>>78063559
You are thinking too good of him. Or, why would the figc impose the 424?

When will Ventura understand that Belotti and Immobile can not absolutely, for any reason, play with each other? They're two pure striker, they can't pass to each other, they take the same spot in the field, they obstruct each other...for fuck sake play Eder or some other second striker, even Giovinco would be useful

>lelrossi
JUST

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italy is still shook from that last game of spain

just tuned in, why is Italy playing meme formation?

>>78063577
daily reminder that we have the most retarded federation ever. It would be farfechted for any serious federation, like germany's, but for italy...

>>78063589
Bernadeschi would be the best choice in my opinion.

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>>78063520
>>78063565

>>78063589
TORINO BOIS

by November Di Francesco should be available. He should still be an improvement over Ventura.
>>78063404
he had already signed with chelsea
>>78063413

>>78063603

>yfw in a couple of years she stops cosplaying and turns into a solid 9/10
>yfw her boyfriend is a fat autistic neckbeard and will get to be with her forever, even after her 'phase'

>>78063441
it turns out you need a midfield to give balls to the attack.

424 works if you have ronaldo ronaldinho kaka and rivaldo and cafu and robertocarlos on the sides. Otherwise you end up taking 7 from germany.

>>78063616
>retarded
Just corrupt

>the arab player on the team is the only one doing anything good
are jews, dare i say it, simply not good at football?

>>78063489
he's old so he needs more time to get in form. In January he should be in top shape
>>78063520
perin

spirit of mussolini runs through italian team

>>78063577
because tavechio is convinced that it's a beautiiful or winning tactics or who knows what.
they put someone whose highest career point is winning serie C as coach for the NT.
Maybe they chose someone specifically who would do what they want and call who they want.

>>78063697
I would love to see perin in the NT, but let's face it, you can't build on him

>>78063734
spirit of cadorna, repeat retard passes

>>78063680
>at football
What are you good at?

>Chelsea offered for Candreva
>Belotti is valued 100 mln
LUL

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>>78063665

why don't you just try this

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>>78063758
That makes too much sense. Kek

Some of these israelian players look like they're playing football for the first time, and yet >we manage to be worst than them

>>78063783
kek

>>78063783
It's almost that already.

>>78063783
we are right now, no players between the lines
it's just strikers, wingers and centremids

I want balo back not even memeing

threadly reminder that shitaly has only 1 (one) shoot against israel, which also went out

we do not deserve russia 2018

>>78063828
This give me Belotti-Balo with Insigne behind them.

>>78063589
>BUT MUH TURDINO PASHIUN

israel BTFO-ing italy

ahahahah

>>78063828
Balo loves stepping back in the midfield to touch more the ball. He would unironically be a better choice than Immobile in this formation.

>inb4 we draw and elisha gets another campaign
pls no

>>78063896
With Jews you lose

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>>78063902

You could say Immobile is a little too Immobile for this formation

Italy should sign someone like Mahrez on the next transfer window

let's lose pls

get rid of ace ventura

where is the ref from?

>>78063392
>Köln
not anymore lol

>Inzigno

>>78063974

are you implying he is too white for westfalen

>>78063966
Palestine

>le sarri babby

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>>78063991
>>78064005

Why does he keep pronouncing Cohen like it was a chinese name? Ko Hen

>>78063603
no, this italy with this meme coach and those meme tactics is just shit, and ya'll have been overhyping spain and isco for beating this shit team

>>78063997
yes
his kid might have a chance though

>>78064040
Yeah, Spain will be lucky if she gets beyond the round of sixteen

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#FREEPALESTINE

FUCK ISRAEL

http://www.strawpoll.me/13868878

http://www.strawpoll.me/13868878

http://www.strawpoll.me/13868878

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>>78063783
that's pretty much how we play right now, except worse

>>78064047

but every big city in the world is like this now

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>manage for over 40 years
>still can't comprehend that you can't play two advanced forwards together

>>78063821
>>78063801
>>78063783
at least their strikers keep distance etween them.
Belotti and immobile are never more than 2 meters away from each other

are italians the most arsim/terrone/w.e your version is out of all the mediterraneans?

>>78064038
tfw to intelligent too score

>>78063951
tavecchio would just promote Di Biagio

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>>78064171
polentone OUT

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FREEEEEEEEEE PALESTINEEEEEEE

>zappacosta may enter

The absolute retardation of this shitter

>>78064171

even if Italy has the poor south, the Spanish are still the most degenerate wastes of space I have encountered

unfortunately israel is so bad that we might still win regardless of everything

>>78064329

Why doesn't Israel man up and play against Saudi Arabia and other middle eastern teams? Israel isn't European

>>78064363
it's them who refuse to play against israel

dubs and Sventura dies of dysentery

My girlfriend is Italian and she just told me Immobile can't even speak Italian, is this true?

>>78064398
>Immobile

>>78064377

Yeah right. I think Israel is afraid of getting stoned

>>78064398
Nah
It's true for Verratti though

>italy starts playing well
>immediately coach makes a sub
what did he mean by this

>>78064398
Insigne, Verratti and Immobile are all three mouth breathers

We are so bad

>>78064458

Literally your best players tho

the state of Italy should make a national brand using the flag, the crest on the suit jackets is so /fa/ i'd buy one

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>>78061992
>Israel
>in Europe

what did the euroshits mean by this?

>>78064477

This team needs more balotelli

>>78064477
yes

fucking finally

noooooo

Ciruzz'
1-0 daje porcodio

>>78064501

Israel literally shits themselves when they enter a Muslim country playing in Asia

Immobile>>Belotti

>he doesn't rate ventura
kek

>be immobile
>can't control the ball
>can't pass
>can't cross
>can't dribble
>still scores
does this guy channels the inner inzaghi?

>>78064543
yes, sure

>>78064548

Israel is just that shit

>>78064548

just taking notes from cristiano

we could be such a good team. Take out a striker for a midfielder. And suddenly we'd have many more attacking options, from the wings or through the middle, and better defending.
But no.
We'll get to the WC and either go out in the group stage or be humiliated by a big team.

>>78064492
>le pick a yellow per game metrosexual femboy
>le dribbly drobbly scugnizz
>muh honest ragazzo del sud

puttana madonna verratti is really shit he didn't do a single good cross tonight

>>78064546
Brainlet northerner

>>78064644
Not an argument

>>78064639

imagine this, Spain got humiliated for a few years after winning the world cup, now they are GOAT again

but look at your team, still stuck without progression

>>78064688
they're walking memes infact

>>78064605
Kek

>have the ball in the midfield
>don't know what to do
>pass to the sideline of the midfield
>the ball somehow ends up in the advanced sideline
>cross the ball
>the cross is shit
>rinse and repeat
wew lad, Ventura is paid million to coach them on how to be this shitty? Fucking hell I'm going to give the Federation my CV

DPG TRIPLO SETTE

>roulette towards your own goal in your own third
Just Italian things

>>78064787
>>roulette
fucking foreigners

>>78064644
>Why can't we play Chievo every week

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>>78064784
fuck this shitty match, post rare tonys

>>78064784
PETAGNA SWAG

Verratti :3

>>78064815
(((We))) are going to win this match anyway cuckboy

what a save from the jew goalkeeper

Benayoun yes get ready pastanegros

zappacosta is our best fullback right now.
I don't get why Ventura starts a juventus or a milan player over him.

ah yes
the "no way in so we're just going to try to score by crossing" formation

i usually see this in champions league final or something big, not against C tier teams like israel

>Yossi fucking Benayoun

Unironically one of the better crossing teams despite not being able to score more than one against (((them))). Most teams that do this just sail the ball or get throw ins every time like England and moortugal

is it really that difficult to stick a leg out to stop these crosses?
lazy cunts

This Israeli goalkeeper is 2legit2quit

I really miss Salvatore Bagni on the mic
PIPIPIRLO

>>78065123
I miss Pizzul

Cutrone>Belotti

>>78064784
Dark dark dark dappertutto

>>78065194
Pellissier>Paloschi>Petagna>Cutrone>Belotti

>>78065291
Ciccio Cozza>>>>all of them

>>78065235
Billion headz money gang culto

>>78065123
lui inconclude di destro

>>78065439
Oro giallo come bart

LA MIA CINTA FERRAGAMO

>we are literally diving against israel

>>78065545
la tua tipa fa bau

>>78065517
Dpg abbiamo crack

>>78065564
>>78065573
7 colli
7 re
7 peccati capitali

>we may draw against a team weaker than crotone

Bon, abbiamo spezzato le reni alla iudea

>montolivo
JUST

>merdardeschi

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Buonanotte.

Italy is currently in the playoffs

Montolivo is the human embodiment of slowpoke.jpg

>>78065616
>mortolivo

>>78065598
Per sti soldi siamo pazzi scimmie ubriache

crosses are statistically the most inefficient way to score goals. It takes something like 40 crosses before you get a goal.
>be ventura
>decide to play a system where you can only score on crosses

>>78065808
>be ventura
that was your first mistake

>>78065877
I didn't choose him :^(