1st innings: BAN 305 (113.2 overs)
1st innings: AUS 225/2 (64 overs)
That photograph is so hilar
extremely low energy threads last couple of days, turns out the ausworms are all wogs more into divegrass, sad!
>>78060481
What kind of line is that?
>>78061926
one that is 2smart4u
>>78060880
that's cause based mrfuckface hasnt been posting
why in the heck is this thread so dead
This is the fans of cricket in Afghanistan.
The match was between two local teams
both teams have national players too.
1/2
2/2
>>78060481
>1st innings: BAN 305 (113.2 overs)
>1st innings: AUS 225/2 (64 overs)
reminder afghans are better athletes than bangladeshis so they will be beating them soon. will produce better pacemen than them at least
>>78062080
I guess its defending against James Anderson
>>78064609
>what on earth?
t. brainlet
terrified of the future Afghan seamers
cheeky little cunt
>>78060481
Great snap lad
>>78060880
More or less the same amount of Australians
Nice poomunity you've got here.
>>78070738
Nice /nrl/ meme
Very concerned about the future of /cric/ going forth without the gracious presence of mrfuckface
>>78070823
Sick of this 'he stopped posting' meme. He blatantly still posts here, he just took his trip off out of shame.
>>78071049
Don't think the jannies would be very happy to hear that someone is ban evading on /cric/
>>78071217
Where is the evidence he got banned?
>>78071358
I think the jannies are very vigilant and I shouldn't imagine they'd let any bit of rule breaking slip through
>>78071506
Ok mrfuckface.
Morning lads
>>78071934
Good morning.
just smashed a mid sem lads #gun
will unironically be upset if I don't get at least 95%
>>78076310
Good film.
big BIG esports fan here lads, I think within 10 years esports will surpass many traditional sports, if we're lucky Don Bradlels will have a professional circuit, what do you lads think?
>>78077953
Yeah
>>78077953
>if we're lucky Don Bradlels will have a professional circuit
>big BIG esports fan here
CANBERRA ruck Hannah Mouncey will attempt to become the first transgender footballer in the AFLW’s second season when she nominates for the October 18 draft.
Mouncey, 27, represented Australia in the men’s handball side that attempted to qualify for the Rio Olympics before transitioning into a female. She has already trialled for AFLW clubs including Melbourne and has interest from several Victorian sides given her powerful 100kg, 190cm physique.
Mouncey kicked 15 goals in the last three home-and-away games after moving from the midfield into the ruck for Ainslie in AFLW Canberra. She has permission from the AFL to play given her testosterone levels are lower than most females and an agent in Tim Hazell pushing her draft prospects.
>>78079172
Want off this wild ride tbqh.
>>78079172
>mfw googled 'her' face
>>78079298
Would a tranny get lynched in Bongladesh?
>>78079370
they have state recognition as a third gender here
>>78079427
Wtf. I thought muslims were meant to mostly be ultra conservative about this stuff.
>>78079482
trannies or 'hijras' as they're known here are part of the subcontinental culture for a long time, no amount pisslam fuckery would change that
>hijras
Would NOT recommend googling that.
LOL
>The rain seems to be picking up in intensity, which does not bode very well for the rest of the day
boo
>>78079685
They do these sort of shit mostly on public transports. I changed my bus route to my uni because every day a bunch of hijras would hop in and threaten the passengers with kisses if they don't pay up, a buddy of mine once got tongued by a hijra as he was sleeping on the bus though, that was some funny shit tbqh
>16 posters in half a day
pathetic
Is Mac Demarco /cric/ approved?
>>78079685
That's pretty common Tbh
>>78079906
you did it wrong, you are supposed to say;
>13 posters
nice poomunity you have here
>50 posts
>1 poster
The ABSOLUTE STATE of this poomunity
/hoc/ rules, /cric/ drools.
>>78080569
big fan of cricket
big fan of SSM
>>78077884
You do NOT want to know
>>78079172
>1 mutual friend
Who /thirsty/ here?
nice poomunity
Nasser's likeness to Mr Burns is uncanny.
Why hasn't this sewer been auto-saged yet? Step it up jannies.
Bed
Cricket's finally started.
can someone give me a quick rundown on 2 test series'
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/41158650
cucked by warner fucking kek
>>78080669
kys
Ahh fuck me that's some bullshit
>>78080987
Tbf I used to like it, but it's really gone down hill here.
my friends are overwhelmingly female ama
Batting > Bowling
>>78080997
honestly haven't had it for six or seven years myself, if I ever get takeaway it's always nandos
only parrot it because of the memes
>Batting > Bowling
>>78081004
*contentious opinion warning*
fielding > all
love Warner
hate Renshaw
Tipping Cartwright to make a muscular and quick fire 50
*punches the air*
*dedicates it to my little mate*
egg on the faces of everyone saying Warner can't bat in Asia
Rajibul on suicide watch.
Maxwell can't hack it in tests prove me wrong you can't
What emotion is he conveying here?
>>78081079
Based Rajibul
Maxwell out in the next two overs #bookit
Hate that Gnasher redditor cricinfo always have doing the English games
>>78081079
Why do Bangladeshis always wear pink
>>78081091
Revising this to the next 12 balls faced warner is hogging strike
Maxwell out 85.3
>>78081163
will be watching keenly
>>78081132
>>78081163
lmao dropped
thought Mustafizur was meant to be good
>>78060481
that fucking dog are you kidding me :DD
>>78080676
Does this fella realize how fat he is?
grim
>>78064609
>>78081180
>>78081200
Umm you're not 18 sweetie xx
gday its raji here just want to say I was right
>>78081210
Should have known better than to go against the prophet of test cricket
>>78081206
You're right. i'm 22 m8.
Don't buy it Mr FuckFace
sorry lads got the maxwell tip wrong, forgot to factor brown fielding in
>that bounce
Hmm
This is what happens when you have a manlet for a keeper.
>>78081227
>>78081206
if he was Mr fuckface he'd be at school
rajibul isn't replying to my messages think it's cause some of you fuckers harassed him
>>78081255
reckon he's busy sourcing a stool and some rope
>Da Warner
>Gj Maxwell
>>78081230
Trip on RC
>>78081200
t. t20 connossouir
>connossouir
>>78080879
getting sick of playing Pakistan every 2 months
>>78081116
they're jus comfortable with their sexuality
Hate all these ODIs Australia has scheduled, cannot bring myself to care
Mongladeshi fielding
>>78081294
Fuck I'm hot
All the ladies think so too
>slides towards you
>>78081296
Me btfo
tipping a frustrating draw
>>78081173
>>78081173
Not ideal.
Predicting an aggressive Banglawash.
>rajibul posting
contention: cricket is a worthless, pathetic, and asinine excuse of a "sport"
>>78081324
T.straffo
>>78081326
>contention: cricket is a worthless, pathetic, and asinine excuse of a "sport"
>>78081324
>Putting the brain stem above the microscope clip
t. brainlet
tell me about cartwright
why does he stick his bum out
Wow /cric/ has changed so much. So whats the latest gimmick lads?
reckon i could knock out at least half of the australian team with a jab
>>78081366
Rajibul
Test legend Jason Gillespie wants Papua New Guinea to be included in future editions of Australia's domestic men's 50-over competition.
>>78081367
t. Bill Cosby
>>78081373
In five years maybe
They lose to Abo XIs featuring D'Arcy Short as the best playe right now
I don't understand why Americans are so desperate for our attention when it comes to talking about wogball
>>78081373
How do you think a full strength PNG would fair?
>>78081380
pretty sure that wasn't a full strength PNG but just some kind of regional team or something
Really wish there was an East Indies cricket team
>>78081381
A common perspective on wogball in non-wogball countries is that it's the sport of the cultured European middle and upper classes and so people desperately try to prove how intelligent they are because they follow wogball and seek approval from who they see as the wogball elite
Not even joking
>>78081397
lethal weapons
>>78081399
t. Ankush
>Pakipaddle
>>>/asp/
>>78081403
yeah that's true actually lol
Its been raining for the past week nonstop and I'm stuck in a remote shithole because of work.
I miss the /neet/ lyf sometimes lads. At least I have unlimited booze + 2mbps connection so its not all that bad I guess.
>>78081413
what's your job mate?
based Cartwright smashing ribs open
Do Victorians count as Australians?
Worried about the potential ramifications of hurricane Irma will bring onto cricket in the Windies
>>78081375
underrated
>>78081429
umm Victoria is the lifeblood of the country sweatums
>>78081435
cheers richo mate
>>78081419
Civil Engineer m8
J U S T
U
S
T
>>78081449
feel free to migrate to our country lad
it makes coke snorting, dole bludging residents of Sunshine like >>78081443 SEETHE
>>78081467
think you gut us Victorians mixed up with Suicidelanders mate
https://www.twitch dot tv/bitherobd
What's Straffo been up to lately?
>>78081492
Reported
>>78081467
t. poo from yesterday
>>78081498
going to work
eating
sending down high quality tweets
masturbating to tay-tay
watching shit films
shout out to all /cric/ friends currently serving 3 day bans
our thoughts are with you
4 out all out, Australia won't make another 100
>>78081508
That's a long finger
>>78081467
>tfw one chance at life and was not born a bogan drinking xxxx while doing meth
Still tipping Bangladesh to win the series overall
>>78081518
for loo
>>78081526
hope its a draw so neither i are rajibul were wrong and aus still lose
>>78081526
They've got no chance in the 3rd test mate
>>78081508
correct
indians and chinese are all that make the Australian economy dynamic.
the rest of this country are worthless miners, farmers and welfare recipients
>>78081537
*well both wrong, but neither of us right over one another
>>78081515
Don't understand why it's so hard for them to realise that /cric/ is for cricket discussion only
>>78081541
>brown people
>not overwhelmingly welfare recipients
>>78081366
based Mr fuckface
Why hasn't Wade been timed out yet?
>>78081537
Why did you decide to travel to Netherlands on a Wednesday morning?
Why are there so many brit flags in /cric/ these days? I remember it used to be nearly 100% aussies with occasional statscunt/daniel posts
Does the statscunt still post here? He owes me $20
>Be Bangladesh's greatest ever player for 10 years
>50 tests
>>78081366
16 year old redditors
>>78081563
Not casual season for Aussies
>>78081561
business trip
>>78081429
Yes
>>78081575
You on the other hand do not and NEVER will
g'day lads
how did cartwright go?
Whose more embarrassing between >our soccer team and >our cricket team?
>>78081603
literal 0/10 defensive push to a wide ball from the offspinner
>>78081591
Talk to me in 2022 when I have my trio of passports
nasir looks untrusthworthy
>>78081604
cricket by far
every single test cricket-playing country is a complete joke in football despite the fact that football is the most popular sport in most of said countries which gives you an idea how uncompetitive the sport of cricket is
anything but being ranked 1st in cricket is an embarrassment given how limited the global talent pool is
Wade sub 10
Based Maxwell to run out Wad next over
saints
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Nn-XdNr0PdE
>>78081563
getting in all my shitposting early because I will have to work nights a lot during the ashes
>>78081626
They still hate each other I bet
>>78081621
t. beppe dimarco
Is it true Steve O'Keefe is banned from domestic ODIs because he made a joke about David Warner's wife?
>>78081637
Did he call him a manlet?
The obsession of Australia with All rounders is not paying off. Watson was a batsman who used reviews, bowled at times. Mitch March not good with bat or ball. Catwright bowled a few overs and nothing much with the bat. Get a specialist hard hitting batsman at 6 like Andrew Symonds, Try Travis Head or Chris Lynn.
>>78081645
Thought it was because he got drunk at some awards thing and called some female cricketer a dyke.
>>78081641
t. Rhijnvis Maarschalkerweerd
Quality running.
mehedi would make a temptress of a hijra
>>78081664
I heard Maxwell only agreed to stay with the Vics because it was well known Wade was heading back to Tassie this season
>>78081650
You think YOU have a problem with allrounders, just take a look at the shitters that get picked for NZ these days because of the allrounder meme
Reckon our parliament cricket team could beat the Australian parliament cricket team
>>78081650
tbf for a little while between 2010-12 or so Fatshit was a legitimate bowler. Not international standard but definitely a solid first-class specialist bowler
it was that little bit between when he gave up trying to bowl 145 and before his body completely went when he was good
>>78081701
i remember him bowling well against pakistan at lords
>>78081705
his best performance was probably v South Africa at Cape Town 2011
that was such a weird fucking match
Is blowing bubbles haram?
dont think anyone in the england team could take maxwell in a fight
Bowling all rounders are better at tests, batting all rounders are better at limited overs.
The reason is because in test matches there are plenty of opportunities for a number 8 or 9 to craft a solid innings. In limited overs they either don't get to bat or come in with 8 balls left in the innings. On the other hand, batting all rounders are really useful in limited overs because you need at bare minimum 5 bowlers or people who can bowl at bit (and really 6, in case someone gets injured or has a shocker and can't do 10 overs).
>>78081741
dont rekon the entire current Indian team could take Tremlett in a fight
Who has the largest cock in world cricket?
hard mode: no Windians
>Bongladeshi intellectuals
love a muscular batting all-rounder
>>78081767
Netherlands, yes!
>>78081763
Colin de Grandhomme
Manlet Wade literally seething.
>>78081767
inferior Shane Watson 2bh
>>78081763
reckon chris woakes is packing something exemplary
http://www.baka.com.au/sport/cricket/younger--marsh-touted-as-the-next-jaques-kallis-20100506-udvp.html
kek
KEK
K E K
Who out of these two will get their test average to 30 first?
>>78081763
Alastair Cook.
>>78081763
KG
>>78081779
Worst post of 2017, sort it out
>>78081783
will never forget the australian who put him in his world test xi
K E K
KEK
kek
http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/sport/cricket/mitchell-marsh-greg-chappell-believes-allrounder-can-be-australias-jacques-kallis/news-story/945949b65f092a61a3c96bb7c9111aa2
>>78081783
word filter's been in at least a year and I still chuckle when someone posts a s mh link
>>78081783
>>78081789
>you now remember in 2014-15 when all the poopeelian casuals referred to Shitchell Darsh solely as "Best Marsh", and Shaun as "Worst Marsh" unironically, and a lot of them were genuinely furious when he wasn't selected in the first Ashes test
>wade
time to recall Gilly i rekon
3rd world brainlet umpires just make you so nervous there going to make some huge fuck up every time
What's the point of Matthew Wade?
enjoyed the last six months without Daniel or Krazy's presence
I can't explain it but I urgently want Maxwell to reverse-meme, even though I know I will be furious at him when he does it
>Bangladesh episode
>call to prayer starts playing
>call to prayer
>wicket
I'm all aboard the Carey hypetrain
What's the point of Australia playing cricket?
I am somewhat embarrassed that we never whitewashed you at home
OUT
>Memeswell
was it, dare i say it, never in doubt?
Finally the batsman are in
Kraigg Brathwaite will return to the scene of his recent Test heroics after signing for a two-match stint with Yorkshire.
Brathwaite will be available for Yorkshire's final home match of the season against Warwickshire at Headingley, where he scored 134 for 95 in West Indies' victory over England, then the last County Championship match of the campaign against Essex at Chelmsford.
https://twitter.com/ImranTahirSA/status/904830395111399425
Is Mushfiqur Rahim the 2nd best Wicketkeeper in the world?
>>78081881
whats the point of signing him when youre not in the title race
>>78081887
lmao fucking pakis
>>78081918
do they think it will help with attendance?
Love Batting
Hate fielding
Tipping an Agar 98 grandstand
Execute Soumyo
can someone call the azaan at the start of every thread? cheers
>>78082148
What's the cricket situation in Iraq like?
>>78082173
fucking casual
Germany set a very solid total against Vanuatu lads
What do you lads think of the german squad
Germany: Rishi Pillai (captain), Amith Sarma, Ahmed Hamid Wardak, Janpreet Singh, Daniel Weston, Brandon Ess, Sjid Liaqat, Aad Mohammad, Shahil Momin, Mudassar Muhammad, Mian Eksan Latif, Harmanjot Singh, Rana Singh, Vekatraman Ganesan
>>78082219
not enough Afghans tbqh
>>78082219
One more actual German than I was expecting desu.
>>78082219
thank you based merkel
Asad Mohammad is an elite level bowler #controversialtruthie
tipping a slightly nervy but ultimately comprehensive 5 wicket victory
Worried for Guernsey, reckon Qatar might nick this
Do NOT want to see Qatar rise to prominence in the cricketing world
>>78082434
me neither, lots of gulf states been on the up thanks to desis on holiday
execute all emus
tipping a Latif 5fer
anyone else on the carey bandwagon?
I unironically think he could be the keeper for the first ashes test
>>78081836
proves Mr fuckface has been a great addition to the poomunity
Doin a poo lads
Doin a wank lads
Doin a poo while I wank lads
Doin a wank while I poo lads
Doin a poo with the lads
>>78082741
>>78082767
>>78082776
>>78082788
>>78082794
got banned 3 days for this ehehe
>>78082803
I try my hardest to get banned. My record is 12 bans on 6 different boards in 1 day
>>78082853
usually the posts I do get banned for are nowhere near my worst in terms of lack of content
>>78082871
Yeah I've noticed that. The jannys are a special lot
rajibul has cut me out of his life lads
>>78082853
kek
nannies sure deserve their pay doesn't they
>>78082871
happens to everyone I reckon
>>78082935
Sure do my brazilian friend
Think Vanuatu are going to win
>>78082853
pmsl how did that even happen
Matautaava is a future GOAT
frankly ive forgotten more about test cricket than all of you know combined
what the fuck is finland?
what there is to do there?
Vanuatu won lads
>>78083413
be nice
finland vs brazil would be a close match i reckon
Spin > Swing > Pace
>>78083455
based
>>78083485
>t. manlet
The recent decision by the bank of Canada to raise their interest rates could pave the way for the expansion of cricket
definitely the right decision to bring toblerone jones in for the last test, desperately clear that woakes wasn't match fit
>>78083927
lords his homeground too
ghana are perhaps an above par bowling side for the division but their batting has seriously let them down lads
jamie porter should play in the ashes
anderson shouldnt play, whats the point
lads I think I unironically found mrfuckface
>>>39560241
>>78084282
lemme try that again sorry
>>>/r9k/39560241
what's Hameed's endgame lads
first innings as well lmao
>>78084304
yeah reckon thats him lol
>>78084308
>that strike rate
>>78084308
the partner cook deserves
>>78084316
>>78084304
how do you guys it's even more
>>78084361
*how do you guys know it's even him
>>78084361
just looks like him and we know he is 16+ posts on /r9k/
>>78084606
kek that whole debacle was jokes. based
Weet Bix, yoghurt, milk, blueberries, raspberries. And a lovely cup of tea. Great start to the AM.
>>78084679
dummy protein do you lift
>>78079172
that's literally just a bloke in a wig
the man remains firm
who /crows/ here?
i am shitting bricks and i can't sleep. i couldn't handle another choke.
>>78084870
>crows
back2gayfl with you
>>78084870
>no sloane
>crouch bros can't stand up to the heat of a full GWS midfield
I can honestly see a blowout GWS win especially since stevie j was dropped
VERY looking forward to 3rd test tomorrow, expect it to nibble around a bit
>>78084870
>>78085436
this is a cricket thread
>>78085455
/cric/ IS au/sp/
deal with it nerd
>au/sp/
cringe
>>78085455
Added fairy rings could spice the pitch up too. Or just not affect it.
>>78085486
yeah I was in favour of simply /aus/ but the name stuck and here we are several years later
>>78084856
Thought Rajibul told you to piss off
>>78084856
charge your phone xx
Jesus Christ how many awards are there ?
>>78085661
nah just blanking me a little i think
who's the dutchanon?
expatlad is my guess. why did you move from spain?
>>78086296
Is it not zachy b?
>>78086296
it's zachy banned
>>78086319
>>78086322
ah right that makes sense
VERY BIG SHOT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_ojW_saYUU
>>78086823
rude tbqh
>>78086909
can bangladesh win?
>>78086823
sledging is why cricket is the best sport
>sledging is why cricket is the best sport
>>78087070
I hope so, really need to bat well in the 2nd innings
>>78088073
Take last wicket nice and early, 250 in 3rd innings and hope that Australia shit the bed chasing 170-180 on a deteriorating spinny meme pitch. I can see it now.
>>78088170
tipping they can score 220 at the VERY most
really missing their gun mosaddek
Right, going to Lords with the old man tomorrow lads...I'm not really into cricket all that much though
Got some context for me beyond it's the 3rd test and it's currently 1-1?
>I'm not really into cricket all that much though
>>78088656
I go to spend time with my dad, he loves it...I quite enjoy it on the day but don't follow it. What do you want me to do eh pal?
>>78088673
whoever bats first will win
>>78088673
Enjoy the day, been to a test match before but never at Lord's. Don't expect the sort of late afternoon drunken raucousness that you see at Headingley/Edgbaston because Lord's doesn't do that.
Bit of history for you too, first time ever that Lord's has held a test match in September.
>>78089030
lord's can be rowdy if everyone just takes a stand
be the change you want to see
at the cricket
how many bongs (rip) until bangstralia starts again
*buuuurrrrrrrrrrppp*
Ban's over
Trying to get banned again
BASED
https://streamable.com/ncrf9
/hoc/ rules /cric/ drools
tipping that the Rohingya crisis is what's going to bring cricket to Burma.
seeing serious parallels to Afghanistan lads. the rohingya will learn to appreciate cricket while seeking refuge in Bangladesh and then when international pressure brings them back into Burma as recognised citizens they'll share their new found love with the Burmese
this is based Aung San Suu Kyi's endgame
>>78090880
worried about the weather mate?
>>78094353
Is cricket the only sport in the world to be spread to new countries entirely via muslim refugees? The ABSOLUTE STATE of the ICC.
If they wanted a third spinner they should have gotten Holland, O'Keefe has completely lost it
>>78094877
It really is genius
>>78094973
he hasn't played a game for ages thanks to the suspension
really is just a garbage selection
love Lyon
hate Shit O'Queef
Why does that guy keep complimenting his socks?
>>78095080
reminder Nevill was UNIRONICALLY and LITERALLY dropped for Wade because he didn't spout inane shit between every delivery
When Lyon actually pitches it up and slows the speed down he's a #weapon
would love to be surrounded by fielders in close giving me a bit of lip between overs
Tipping Aus 90 all out chasing.
>>78095137
tipping this won't happen
G A Z
A
Z
>Bongladesh
shan't listen to Rajibul again
I did a statistical analysis of the rate of deterioration from 1st innings to 2nd, with Bangladesh batting 3rd, and, for Australia, with Australia batting 4th, and predicted that Bangladesh should score 178 runs, lead by 106 runs, and they have a 4.2% chance of victory. It took me about 3 1/2 hours to work that out and I am confident in its accuracy.
>>78095209
Had a good laugh at Adrian
Lads
Australia is so good at cricket
wonder what Rajibul is thinking right now
>There are 'people' who rate Arsewin over Lyon
>>78095300
not me lad
Lyon is so fucking overrated
>giving shit a wicket
>Lyon is so fucking overrated
>>78095314
he's bang on average everywhere in the world which is better than what you can say about other spinners
This coverage is more boring than listening to Slats giggle like a bitch while Mark Taylor tells a story from the good old days
>Unique opportunity to beat Australia in a test series
>Aggressively shit the bed
Rajibul will never recover from this.
>>78095362
BJ and AB drop truthies but have horrible voices
WANT
>>78095375
what opportunity was that, Australia has been on top all game
Cricket is shit
t. braniac
>>78095393
Really weren't. Was hardly an unassailable lead and they batted fine in the first innings.
Britbros, what's it like attending cricket matches over there? Moving to England next year and realised I'll probably be over there during the next Ashes
Secondary question, what's TV coverage like? Is it free to air?
>>78095386
kek
KEK
>>78095442
>Moving to England next year
Literally why
>>78095414
will disagree but in a respectful manner as I value our friendship
>>78095461
Work and study
Dead poomunity.
Love Lyon
>>78095682
We will never again reach the glory days of the 2014 Ashes
And I don't mean that as some kind of 5-0 dig. It was the last time this place was both active and not garbage
>>78095812
Whatever happened to goosey
test
>>78095295
he's thinking about what happened to england in UAE 2011 2nd test and about how this match is going to mirror that one
*2012
cant wait for the ashes lads
my beloved englandians are going all the way this year
Um, I'd like Rajibul to try and explain this tbqh.
https://twitter.com/paulcochrane/status/905400439071318016
>>78096071
its in australia
Poopeelia letting the game slip.
good take Wadey
You can thank me for that.
Is Wade..dare i say it.. having a good test behind the stumps?
>>78095300
harmer>lyon>ashwin>moeen
>>78096145
i know x
why is mominul in so low?
test
>>78096227
one day international
WADE HATERS BTFO
>>78095128
I don't think I'd be able to handle the sexual tension as a heterosexual male on my club cricket debut
Based Monimul desu.
Haven't been watching, is Wade sledging the Bangers?
>>78096283
3 world class stumpings this match
tipping a mominul 70
>>78096283
Would they understand him?
Still tipping Australia to capitulate in the last innings and lose this.
http://www.cricbuzz.com/cricket-news/96924/indian-cricket-team-as-good-as-all-blacks-says-sri-lanka-coach
Didn't know Daniel coached Sri Lanka.
Aid agencies have warned about the heavy toll severe flooding has taken on Bangladesh, saying an estimated 100,000 houses have been destroyed and millions of hectares of crops wiped out.
The International Committee of the Red Cross said as waters receded the full impact was being realised, with particular concern about the spread of disease.
"There's been a big increase now in watery diarrhoea, that's quite serious, there are about 13,000 cases of that which have been reported," Tom Bamforth, Bangladesh director for the International Committee of the Red Cross, said.
"So there's a significant increase and that's the immediate health issue that we're facing."
"It's the worst flooding in 100 years. It's even bigger than the floods of 1988 which killed 2,500 people," Mr Bamforth said.
"So the flooding is massive. A third of the country is under water."
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-09-07/disease-fears-as-floods-destroy-100000-houses-in-bangladesh/8881510
Got a hunch Lyon will be MOTM
kek
KEK
K E K
>>78096302
>"There's been a big increase now in watery diarrhoea, that's quite serious, there are about 13,000 cases of that which have been reported
Is Wade the worst keeper we've ever had?
>>78096302
isnt of all bangladesh going to be underwater by 2050 or is that a myth
>>78096325
I hope so. Because in that case Germany will have 150m new cricketers
>>78096319
Haddin
>>78096329
nah fuck that the afghans are seeing to germany i want them to spread through south east asia
>>78096335
>i want them to spread through south east asia
and then where do you think they are going to try and go?
>Implying cricket will still exist in any meaningful sense by 2050
bangladesh need 100 more to get a game of it, 130 more to probably win
>>78096310
Fucking Western Australian islands off the coast of Cairns
>>78096330
Haddin was a batsman who wicket kept as well. Wade doesn't perform in either category.
>>78096325
Holland will sink before Netherlands.
So yes
>>78096377
I meant before Bangladesh.
Now I look like a dumbfuck
>>78096377
They are the same place dumbfuck
>>78096377
>>78096383
Should have just left this as banter lad, that's what I thought it was.
>>78096377
Haha mate. Did you know that those are the same place. Just a little tip for next time.
>>78096377
>Holland will sink before Netherlands.
What did he mean by this?
nervous yet ausworms?
Don't like Agar's haircut very much.
>That India vs Australia ad on Willow
>>78096377
Pretty sure Jon Holland knows how to swim m8
Captain manlet BTFO
tipping a mehedi 50
bang need to drop their pyjama meme players like nasir and sabbir asap
hate bouncers
players get hurt
delays in play
slow over rates
ban them
>>78096538
yep and they'll let underage girls in for sexual favours and more often than not are dealing drugs
>>78096538
t. ghost of Phil Hughes
>>78096541
wait, what
>>78096191
No he's shit
All the ""amazing"" diving catches he takes shouldn't be diving catches at all, he just has no footwork. A better keeper would be taking all of those with their hands right in front of their chest. Wade just stands still and relies on his reflexes #fraud
oh right lel
yeah i hate those bouncers too
>Bangladesh getting a cheeky tactical injury to waste time
Brainletstralia BTFO
>>78096555
>knowyourmeme filename
>>78096559
Nice work Columbo.
reminder mehedi is an all-rounder
The prevailing opinion of me in the female population is "homosexual" ama
>>78096580
Has anyone ever 'pozzed your neg hole'?
>>78096580
bender
>>78096580
based walkie
>ssiw
muh pace and bounce
>>78096580
are you actually an hummus?
i believe in bangladesh
i still believe in bangladesh
>>78096544
bit soon
>>78096649
Just need to leave Australia a target of 87 and watch them collapse in a heap of superstition.
tipping a quickfire, game changing 25 from taijul
he still believes
Is Lyon the anti-homebabby?
>>78096661
Sorry m8. Free Palestine and all that tbqh.
You miraz?
think bang would have won if not for the umpball in the 1st innings tbqh
terrified of janny tbf
>>78096838
This. Blatantly rigged. I expect a good stoning of the Australian team bus after the match as recompense.
>>78096855
i love an old fashioned stoning to be honest
doesn't happen often enough
>>78096868
the bangers did try actually
fat kid in crowd
>>78096945
yeh i heard about that, at least they have a bit of ticker
love Sharpe
really want to drive the French out of Spain with the lads, lads. inspirational stuff
lyon hogging all the wickets
>>78096586
>>78096625
nah
I'm actually 100% straight and really a bloke at heart, I just happen to be skinny as fuck, take care of my appearance and have a gay voice
Literally who can stop him?
Lyon has taken the most wickets in the world for 2017
>>78096967
>have a gay voice
bender
>>78096968
himself
come the ashes he'll be shit again just like usual
he really is a very skilled bowler he's just a fucking mong that has no concept of what length he should be bowling
no off-topic chat when the main event starts please
>>78096980
>Implying England can play spin regardless of quality
>>78096968
Playing at home
>>78096972
I'm tied first for 2018
>>78096998
>forgetting the test where he bowled Australia to victory v India after which went on the piss at Red Square Saturdays
>9th player to take 6 wickets in 3 consecutive innings
Sick of pointless meme stats in cricket tbqh.
does lyon, dare i say it, bowl a heavy ball?
Wade could lose an eye with these stumps flying about
>>78097015
that is an awful stat ur right
>>78097018
were we so lucky
>>78097015
just there so cricinfo can put something in their little box on the scorecard
bit worried over chasing 86 for victory
west indies 11/1
great odds
How's Straffo doing?
Calling Poopeelia to win by 4 wickets
>windies bat first
2-1 confirmed
daily reminder that if a thunderstorm kills an aussie, then a hurricane would wipe Australia off the map
Hate yanks tbqh.
>>78097059
t. pakistani
Warner hogging the fan
>American banter
>>78097069
Good rebuttal my hispanic friend.
don't think trinibro will be affected by the strong winds, trinidad is in the south of the carribean island chain
>>78097091
I remember him saying that they joke that God is a Trinidadian since they always avoid that shit
>>78097028
Could I VR her and feel her up?
>the village of warner