Honduras vs USA WCQ Thread #1

Fuck Spicsta Rica.

Dirty Spic rats, nit a Trump supporter, but I'm glad he's kicking those rats the fuck out.

>5 hours until kickoff

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Pauli cam again?

I

FIGHT

I, unironically, am excited to see this match. Life or Death matches in Honduras could literally mean dead bodies in the morning

>>78060413
some of them are qt tho

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>we had a perfect coach who wanted to challenge the status quo of development in this country so we can become Germany 2.0
>instead our kike tinpot federation (with Mls kikes like Garber on the board of directors) refused to follow his advice and fired him when he couldn't make our garbage team of no talent led by the more talented germericans play well in favor of a dinosaur hack of a manager who's only reputation is muh quarterfinals in gookland and some tinpot league trophies.
It's not fucking fair bros

This game just became way more interesting. If Honduras wins and the US of A goes to the play-off, they will possibly play against Syria

>>78060979
Im sure Fifa will have none of that and will give us some refball to avoid that if necessary. Or maybe they will force us to play in a neutral location

HOLD ME BROS

Seriously, why hire Bruce Arena?

>>78061005
You will get the refball to avoid the 5th place but not the play-off. The neutral ground seems very likely if Syrian players can't get their Visas

>>78061035
Because USSF is retarded and actually thought we wouldnt qualify. We should have hired Bielsa. Imagine a USA that actually presses and wins the ball back.

>>78060349
FUCK HONDURAS

Any news on lineups?

I
I BELIEVE
I BELIEVE THAT
I BELIEVE THAT HONDURAS
I BELIEVE THAT HONDURAS WILL WIN!

>>78060460
The Puli-cam was the stupidest fucking idea.

>>78060578
Pulisic gonna take a shot on goal. The Hondurian fans gonna take a shot at his head.

~3 hours lets FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>78060822
Jurgen was alright at first but he sucked some serious dick in his last year or 2. The only good thing he did in that time was tell the US to go play some fucking physical during the COPA. We were throwing players around and collecting yellow card like they were stamps from each country.

Jurgen was a great scout. But a terrible fucking coach.

>>78060979
It isn't guaranteed the US would have to play Syria. The US has Panama and Trindad and Tobego to play in October. Honduras has Mexica and Costa Rica. The chances of them beating the US aren't fantastic but it is certainly doable, but the chances of them doing better against Costa Rica and Mexica than we do against T&T and Panama are super slim.

>>78061035
Because he's the only guy who was willing to take a team for a year while it tries to qualify for the cup. You think Bielsa wanted the job when it meant he would get shit on for doing poorly when he doesn't do great in the Cup because he's had 18 months to implement his program?

>>78061845
4-6-0 confirmed for the US.

Ffs what will it take for us to not be shit at soccer?

>>78062322
Have a lot of africans or some favelas

>>78062322
streamlined wetbacks from mexico and paying brazilians to change nationalities

>>78062322
It takes young talent.
Since football is not one of your important sports you will never git gud at it.

>>78062385
So get detroit niggers to like soccer?

>>78062476
this

not this>>78062385
>>78062386

We'd need the likes of Lebron & Steph Curry. Top handegg players to be devoted to (real football) at a young age. We'd win the world cup if that was the case. Sadly as columbia said, that won't happen.

>unironically thinking the US is going to lose

we're going to get rekt lmao

>>78062540
but

what if

>>78062546
there's absolutely no chance the US will lose here, at worst it's going to be a draw

>>78062524
>he thinks lebron would be a good soccer player

seriously now

>>78062603
You don't believe in mememagic anon. I believe in you. Make the Syria vs US real please

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>half of american national team plays for Toronto FC
>game not airing on canadian basic cable

>>78062603
how many of our players will you maim in the process

>>78062322
Wait like 10 years. It takes a long time for people to get interested in the game and for great talents to develop and decide to play soccer rather than handegg or LeBron ball. We are a better team year after year but it takes a long fucking time to become a world class organization. Unlike in the Premiere League, we can't just throw money at this to fix it.

>>78062701
you aren't playing El Salvador dude

>first game was 6-0

it's in the bag

>>78062524
>2 meters guy dominating a Football with his feet

Yeah, that would totally work.

>>78062660
as a GK or Peter Crouch type Striker. My point being we need our top athletes to prioritize soccer.

How many bongs

>>78062812
two and 45 bings as of this post

>>78062786
I saw that game. It was pretty hard for both teams but the US scored in their first two chances. After that Honduras just threw all the spaghetti.

>>78062666
the only way we can do it if we somehow win both this game and the Mexico game, pls send your third division players for the game

>>78062701
none, they can't even injure players properly

>>78062794
It's not as if our manlet players are any good with their feet. Might as well have a big lad get on top of crosses.

>>78062849
We have something even better, we got Osorio and meme rotations. You can expect some Mexico D tier shit for that game. Also, they are faggots, they ain't going to risk their legs for that game. They didn't even do it for Panama game and it was the qualification game

>>78062799
GK's are rarely above 2m, more like 185-195cm
Lebron would fail hard at soccer, it's all those other kids who didn't make into the NBA because they were too short and were wasting their time playing basketball that could have been good at soccer.

>>78062812
2.5

>americans saying geeza

mate it isnt 1980

I hope we win and we probably will.

Hello foreign

>>78063252
Yeah Lebron was a bad example. But you agree with my original point that our youth is wasting their time with other sports.

Here from the front page. Hope the US loses and ultimately fails to qualify. I'd love to see E!SPN's "soccer is the future!!!" narrative go up in flames.

>>78063920
go back to your cuckhoop threads

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>>78063920
>Hope the US loses

build
the
wall

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wad de fug

Digits say Paulisic picks up an important goal tonight

>>78060349

Wow, they're gonna be embarrassed in Honduass. Not even worth watching that tragedy.

>G. Zusi is the best right back in America
Half a decade after Big Bob amd this is where we are. Jurgen is a fucking charlatan son of a bitch.

ONE BONG LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>78065268
It's unfortunate that Yedlin is dead.

>>78064014
Don't get it twisted, I support team USA 100%, but soccer is unamerican and needs to be purged.

>>78065511
Sorry lad concussion ball is on it's way out.

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>celebrating anything patriotic at the moment.
is daca really necessary?

Ya llegué a casa muchachos.
I BELIEVE

>>78065746
No. They need to leave

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JUST

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>>78065864
this

although sadly I'm sure a large portion will receive amnesty in exchange for some bit of the Trump agenda.

>>78065955
>morrshit
>besshit
>acostshit
Pack it up folks we're done before we started.

>>78065955
>Beasley
How the fuck is he still getting game time?

>>78065955
>no altidore

We got this senpai.

>>78065955
>Morris
>3 (three) mlels goals so far this season
How has this Quasimodo failed track athelte failed his way upward to the national team?

>>78065955

1-0, Honduras.

>BRADLEL
>Beasley

>>78066042
tbf, our talent pool is pretty shit overall.

I've never watched puligoat before. Kind of excited tBh

>>78065955

>dempsey and pulisic starting

UNBEATABLE

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>>78066139
>morris starting

What channel is the game at lads

>>78066251
bein sports. they don't even have HD its some bullshit

>>78066265
They do for some cable companies.

>>78065791
¿Imperial o Salva Vida?

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>>78065955

>Americuckistanis still fall for the Pulishit meme

>>78066284
They list it as HD for comcast but it doesn't look like its actually HD

Had a free 5 bong bet so good luck yanks pls win me a small amount of money

>>78066305
He's 18 and has the most potential out of our current talent pool fuck off what's not to get excited about
>>78066328
What odds are you getting

>>78062749
That's what people said in 93

>>78066367
>What odds are you getting
7/5

>>78065955
>pulisgod has to carry my little sawker garbage
We dont deserve him desu

do honduras people like the una vela meme? that shit is hilarious

why the fuck is this on Bein Sports?
Im pretty sure most Americans do not get this channel.
Is Honduras too dangerous to send a Fox or ESPN crew?

So I'm guessing pretty much everyone other than my fellow countrymen will be rooting against The Stars and Stripes correct?

>>78066494
I literally only have heard of it through watching other qualifying games this year.

>Honduran officials have asked fans to be on their best behavior to send the right impression to the world

kek

>>78066528
Bein is really popular in other countries, (shittier, lesser countries)

>>78066290
No bebo. Lleve una vida saludable amigo.

>>78066567

Asking for the impossible.

>The spics chimpout in the stands anyway

>>78066499

Yeah, the usual.

>>78066528
In America, to legally watch La liga and some other leagues and games, you have to subscribe to Bein's channel

>>78066617
>watch la liga

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i am ready...

...to BULLY

>>78066643
Watch liga nos please

>>78066579
This nigga knows what's up

>>78066579
>>78066755
Also
>implicando que tengo la edad legal para beber

>>78066734
>Benfica or Porto win
Wow, great league you've got there. About as exciting as the Scottish league.

>>78066643
I'm not saying I do,

But everytime Barcelona or Real are playing it's on said channel

>>78066797
S-sporting also win!

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>>78066794
Fuera de aqui, cipote

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>>78066832
t. abuelo

Who else /fat/ here?

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>>78066722
pls no bully

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BRUCE LEE IN

>3-0 USMNT
I-I'm f-f-feeling good about this game.

>>78066906
If you can't recall the disaster that was the 2006 campaign, get the fuck out tbqh

>>78066907
No you fucking gross slob

>>78066997
I forget stuff easily

>>78066986
1-0 USA with a red card in the first 30 mins
Honduras will bury themselves desu

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>>78067008
Come on man, I'm trying to change. Why you gotta be so mean for?

did the american team already brought some honduran DACA dreamers along for deportation?

>>78067092
I don't even know what DACA is lmao
>>78067086
calories in < calories out lmao stop eating bread good luck anon

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>>78066980
BRUCE OUT

can anyone link a stream to watch this on? can't find anything good

Let's get the "MLS sucks" and "Jozy sucks" posts out of the way so we don't have to shit up the match.

>>78066997
>Not being alive to remember the trauma of the 2002 hex.

Fucking AT&T mang.... fucking AT&T.

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Go on lads, wouldn't be the same without you, especially in Russia.

>>78067224
I want to forget that fucking game. Aristides Soto died for that shit

>>78067206
******.com/r/soccerstreams

http://grandma.press/7.html

delicia

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Why is America the greatest nation on this earth with the most beautiful women and greatest athletes? And the most money.

VAMOS HONDURAS

with everything that happened today in this country today would be the PERFECT day to fuck these honkies in the ass

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Remember if you lose it's okay because the banterbowl will become a reality

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>>78067165
it's some bill by obama that allowed children of parents who illegally immigrated to the US to stay in the US

trump wants DACA to get BTFO and get those kids out

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>>78067092
yes.

>>78067319
We don't need your support, CHI

honduras lineup?

>>78066997
>>78067224
>Not remembering 1998

>>78067236
Shouldn't you be preparing for autum buddy?

>>78067355
lmao so less beaners in the US? nice. I don't really have a problem with them, they are suitable for manual labor and are genuinely hard working, but seeing shit like >>78067319 this makes me less sympathetic to their plight. Will miss QT latina girls who like the smiths tho

>>78067439
Ya te jubilaste?

>>78067319
you have 6 months to pack your bags. make sure you don't forget anything.

>>78067319
why do you live in the USA if you hate it so much?

bingbongs? is pulisic playing?

>>78067497
7 minutes and yes

>>78067387
>tfw actual Central Americans and Mexicans hate Chicanos more than Trump supporters do

>>78067439
The only thing I remember about 1998 is the Tegucigalpa mayor dying during Hurricane Mitch

>>78067339
not gonna lie, i'd be totally ok with USA finishing 4th and playing you guys just for that purpose

>>78067439
The 2002 one still hurts the most

>>78067476
>not being old

>>78067355
VIVA TRUMP. Fuck these ungrateful CHIcanos. All the good latinos are legal citizens already.

>>78067355
It was an executive order which Trump has the authority to roll back because it was a band-aid put in place counting on a Democrat successor.

Trump is calling on congress to legislate an actual law for these people, and is hoping a path to citizenship will be made. Nobody will be deported unless congress can not agree on a solution by May 2018.

>>78067339
still highly unlikely. I don't see Honduras getting a point after this and the US will most likely win out. I do want Australia to qualify tho

>>78067297
She's englishwoman

>>78067530
>The 2002 one still hurts the most
All thrre hurt a lot, especially considering that a lot of our best players in the country´s history were in their prime.

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>>78067535
Chicanos are legal citizens, idiot.

GOD BLESS AMERICA!!!!!!!!!!

Are you ready for some Futbol

>pulisic not singing the anthem

what a proud croatian!

>>78067511
Chicanos are the worst scum on Earth. Especially the ones who grow up in the US. They hate the US because of "muh racism", yet they don't have the will to help the countries they are from. They just live for themselves and not for any country.

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>When your national anthem is so good you orgasm

>>78067339
>No USA vs Syria

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>>78067600
2002 was the worst, this was the squad that got 3rd on the Copa America with a squad made at the 11th hour. 2006 was comedy gold

>you now remember Raúl Martínez Sambulá being our NT manager

>>78067535
>Chicanos aren't legal citizens

I don't think Trump is that hardline against brown people, most Chicanos don't even speak spanish, they'd be fucked

>>78067658
Your anthem is so based that he doesn't sing it to enjoy it even more.

Are those vuvuzelas?

>>78060460
>>78062134
What is this? There was a Pulisic cam?

i can no longer root for the US after trump 2bh

>hondurans singing their anthem a cappella

lol nice

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>>78067631
Says nothing about citizenship.

Wtf Hondurans are black?

The Honduras anthem is fucking horrible holy shit

He's messing up the anthem isn't he?

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Jesus Christ this is terrible

Is there a swarm of wasps in the stadium? what is that horrible sound

gwan brads lad

>>78067695
We call them "pitoretas." They are similar but don't sound exactly the same as vuvuzelas.

>HON TURD ASS

>>78067672
I didn't say he did. I said legal beans are fine.

Wow are there really that many black people in Honduras?

Or is soccer down there like how basketball is here

>>78067716
>laughing while singing your country's anthem.

The Bananana Republic of Hunduras

>all these trumpets

geez hondurans, stfu

The Olimpico is such a fucking white elephant, if it wasn't in such an ass location it would get more use

>>78067710
>Not understanding the nuances of race and identity in Mexican culture

Chicanos are Mexicans Americans

""""""""""""fair""""""""""""""""

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not gonna lie I'm shook AF lads. this team underperforms way too much, now spanning two coaches.

why is this noise happening

>>78067774
Well DACA would have turned them into CHI's anyways.

Come on, US lads. Don't disappoint us.

Fight and win.

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>>78067760
We're mostly spics

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>USMNT crowds will never sing the anthem that loudly
Just wish the """"""outlaws""""" and other fans would actually sing their hearts out for the anthem

>gets ball
>immediately kicks it out of bounds
Off to a great start.

Anybody have a link to the game?

great start.

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>>78060413
>Fuck spicsta Rica

>>78067789
>Underperforms
>With altidore as their main striker

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Are those the zyka mosquitos buzzing?

pretty sure the other day was howard's last game for the US

>>78067803

>1% whites

You wish Honduras

Lets go Honduras

How are we so terrible at long passes?

That blue H suit is fly as hell

>>78067793
>>78067785
BASED VUVUZELAS ARE BACK

BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Give Pulisic your energy
\o/

>>78067814
he's not the main striker. and he's demonstrably fine against anything south of top tier competition. he should certainly be fine in concacaf qualifiers.

>>78067820
I wish it was 0%, having that many cumskins is a danger to society

I predict 8-1 for honduras

>standard definition

really getting the third world experience with this game.

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>BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

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If digits perro caca will visit this game

>>78067856
PUP

Bein sports is HD

the fuck is that noise, jesus christ

bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

>>78067856
very good doggo

>murderball
Honduras gonna Honduras.

preemptive "Fuera Pinto" post

>>78067876
Bruce Arena looked very disrespectful in front of Honduras NT! Nipples Protruding in Navy Blue shirt, Sad!

>pronouncing his name pullis each

Spanish announcers make this shitshow so much better

>>78066020
He is unironically the change I'm most excited about, which really says it all about the state of the NT desu

>>78067851
sd AND en español here, going full third world senpai

i didnt know honduras is SO black

>>78067869
it says HD but its not get your eyes checked like these dubs

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>jordan morris is starting a must-win hex game

pls prove me wrong

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did jerzy altidoor get dropped?

refball incoming. Amerifats don't care about this slurpfest of a sport but FIFA isn't about to let some third world Central American shithole get into the WC ahead of them.

They call themselves "Outlaws".

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>>78067945
Yellow card ban.

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What is he thinking?

>>78067924
Explain yourself Honduras.

Why isn't Brian McBride playing?

So werd looking at daytime, look outside and night

>>78067971
wondering the same thing myself.

>>78067952
>im fucking plying

FIFA isn't going to let go the gorillions of ameribucks they would get from murrilards watching the world cup

let's say the US coach leads the US to a world cup and his hometown wants to build an arena in his honor afterwards, what would they call it?

stream where?

>>78067986
http://grandma.press/7.html

>>78067979
Taco Bell Arena

>>78067966
brainless pacey niggers running around the field

>Honduras

>this fucking game
Where the fuck is the perro.

Seems like the pitch is shit

>>78067979
Starbucks.com Arena

>>78067978
That's exactly what I'm saying you monkey

>Morriscucks

how was that not a foul on the us player

>>78067979
The Biggest McDonalds in the World

Everyone please stop beinng racist and rude

Sometimes I wish the US was half as aggressive as these centroamerican murderballers

niggers, all of you

>>78067978
>t. estudió en la escuela bilingüe del barrio

>>78067965
"pls watch our sport"

Only old fags will remember beIN sports predecessor, golTV

>>78068034
just boys being boys

Oh boy here we go

pulisic needs to stop falling like a bitch. he's not going to get those calls in concacaf.

>>78068052
alright, you asshole cracker stupid spic nigger bitch

pulistic kek

>>78067986
>not watching in superior third world vision
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h08wSFeOkMw

>>78068084
I miss that shit. Had some good commentators

>>78068076
Are you going to wave your Academia Americana/EIS degree dick or what?

is this being played in south africa?

>>78068084
golTV had the bundesliga and la liga back in the day.

>morris
fucking christ please some honduran break his shitty useless legs

WHAT THE FUCK IS HONDURAS TACTICS AND FOMATION?

>>78068069
That's what those 3rd world monkeys want from us. We need to keep our cool and play as a unit.

>>78068125
offline

>>78068160
murderball

>>78068160
>Tactics
>Formation
>In North American shitball

>>78067979
McDonald's™ Big Mac© Stadium Presented By Wal-Mart™

>>78068168
its back but theres no more spanish announcers ;(

>>78068084
I remember getting a couple month free preview about 5 years ago. was fantastic

This ref is bought

>>78068127
It's just banter, la'

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>>78068188
How long before they blame ole miss

Is Honduras the murderballiest central American country?

they made today a national holiday for the game haha

>>78068173
Its like 11 apes on football field

>>78068188
By us

>>78068160
murderball

formation is all 10 attack the american who has the ball

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>>78068177
Based capitalism.

>>78067979
Arena Arena (formerly Nassau Coliseum)

>>78068113
he's like 5'7, nothing he can do if a 6'1 center back wants to shove him of the ball
he's not diving or getting intimidated

Jesus these Hondurans are playing dirty.

>nagbe

Aunque sea el próximo presidente va a saber cuantas veces cabe Honduras en Estados Unidos

>>78068188
>Honduras
>buy

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>honduras has so little fans that the government has to declare a national holiday to try and get people to show up

ARE THOSE VUVUZELAS I HEAR???

jesus those nameless shirts

How will FIFA kill off this team if they don't lose to America like they were told to? Plane crash? Hotel fire? Terrorism?

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How long can you fucking blow into that vuvuzela, jesus christ shut the fuck up

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>>78068221
still cant believe this happened

remember this beeasley guy from the wc he reminded he of ash cole

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>it's a zusi starts for no fucking reason and contributes nothing episode

>>78067979
>not McDonald's™ Big Mac© Arena Presented By Wal-Mart™

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>>78068231
>próximo

>>78068223
>nassau allowing anyone to play there

>>78068205
Nicaragua

now i want a big mac, thanks guys

>raised cleats

GET OUT SHITSKINS REEEE

>>78068209
It's because everyone stops working, always a happens in countries like Honduras, Panama, Costa rica

Guate con la H

>>78068221
>Ronaldinho

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>Chilel

What is the internet speed like out in Honduras?

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>>78068324
big macs are shit tho

pic related is their best menu item

>>78068334
Honduras, Panama, Costa rica
strange list you've got there

>>78068337
How's the Guatemala-FIFA situation?

>>78067979
His hometown is New York City, so maybe they would just rename Madison Square Garden into Arena Square Garden

Because in NYC they build gardens, not arenas apparently.

>>78068324
>marketing actually works

Fuck

>all the refs are from panama
man fuck this

>>78068324
>not eating one from your Big Mac™ Storage Unit (Only $9.99 per week) while watching the game
nice proxy

>>78068337
Greatest ally

i am not watching the game

i thought costa rica was south america desu

>>78068352
Depends how fast Pedro can pedal the hamster wheel

>>78068324
>big mac
double quarter pounders are better across the board

>>78068360
if you get anything outside of McD's breakfast you are subhuman garbage

>>78068386
good decision

>>78068381
>>78068374
>>78068360
only joking, big macs and fast food in general is disgusting

>>not getting the 20 piece for $5

that's the best value on the menu and the only thing worth getting

>>78068371
Were never going to be fifa again

>>78068397
>if you get anything of McD's you are subhuman garbage
fixed

>>78068378
El Salvador

>>78068406
you can get 20 nugs for 3 dollars at bk desu

>bein commentator shamelessly referring to usa as "we"
I get it, I'm not expecting impartiality, but ffs

>top of the box

>>78068221
Ronald"Cristano"McDonald

>>78068421
Meh I guess I agree with this. Sometimes after a night out of drinking its nice to get some McD's breakfast but I do feel like a piece of garbage when I get it

>>78068421
>Not liking mcfrostys
you are not human

pulisic spending too much time on the ground again.

>>78068455
Cristiano McDonaldo

>>78068435
he's a former player for the national team

>>78068429
they kinda suck compared to mcdonalds nuggets. meh

>>78068458
>dairy queen
>culver's
>local ice cream spots
all shit on mcds

>>78068435
>leaf perplexed by any degree of nationalism
yeah wtf why isn't he apologizing for slavery every 15 seconds?

>>78068486
>dem dipped cones

>>78068479
and now he's a professional commentator