/mlb/ - Forever Obsessed Edición

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Bros....

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We can't stop them bros

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Who will stop the Dodgers?

No regular season memes.
Legitimately strategize a gameplan against Kershaw right now?
Who will score on him? Who?
This dude is no jokes now, he has two kids. His faith has been tested.
He's pissed on a Cy Young in postseason (in his house), he's not the same. His arm has been rested for the past two seasons now and won't face a challenge. Nobody is threat. Who will score in him? Please let me know who.

Sad feelings for the 9 runs the Dodgers are going to drop on Greinke's dumb head today.

Ya'll some haters man lol, somebody hit me up on Skype and asked me to check the archives and that shit is scathing. You people have allowed me to extend a 10 year lease on your cerebellum. This shit is just jokes and memes lol ur always so angry. It's literally a game lol.

Fuck Hueston btw, niggas on TV comparing this shit to Boston 2013, too funny.

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Just give us the number 1 pick already

fuck off philly

Without looking it up, can you recite your team's records for the last 5 years?

This Indians bandwagon is weak.

>Greinke is starting today
RIP Dodgers

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>mfw I am gonna take a bus trip to dodger stadium this Saturday
>mfw we are gonna get Story timed and lose 10-0
>mfw I will ride the bus for hours in cold silence before getting back home at 1 AM

>>78058631
Hold up,
I'm getting hot documents straight from my #fax machine. It reads:

>"The Dodgers have won more, games than your shit team over the past 10 years."

You can look this up too.

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>>78058645

>all of this fucking butthurt about the Indians
You know what it is? When your team is doing bad you can always point to Cleveland and say they're worse. But you're starting to get scared that you'll lose that. And I feel sorry for you

>>78058643
I can't believe that people supporting a Cleveland team that is playing well bothers you so much.

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>>78058643

>>78058662
but they have shit attendance with a new stadium AND a winning team

>>78058457
>Score on these men
The Dbacks did for 13, did you see?

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So how quickly will the DBacks dismiss the Dodgers in the NLDS?

hope its not too quick of a series. I want some excitement.

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>>78058666
They aren't the only ones. Don't act like the rest of us don't know about your fairweather shitbase, lifelong.

>>78058689
Three game sweep

>>78058666
Maybe when they finish working on the decade long high way projects right at E. 9th, 77, 90, 480, and 271 and make it easy to get to downtown it might be a little easier.

When they close down the highway to one lane and everyone's trying to get downtown, you tell me how often you'd want to deal with that. It's comfier to watch it on tv at a bar or at home than it is to get stuck in traffic only to get up there and not have anywhere to park.

I've dealt with that going up to 7 games this summer from Akron. It sucks. Also I'm not sure I'd consider it to be a new Stadium seeing as it's 23, almost 24, years old now. Also, parking sucks.

I actually went to a Pirates game this summer and was impressed by the amount of parking easily available nearby. Holy shit, I wish Cleveland had something similar. It was easy to get in and out of there.

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>>78058696
Dodger stadium is actually the third oldest park in all of MLB after Wriggly and Fenway. It really needs a retractable dome to help with day games

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>>78058650
You don't deserve to watch the Dodgers win a World Series. I hope your stupid ass takes a lie drive to the temple, but you probably can't afford baseline seats. Stay home pussy.

>>78058672
They scored 13 on Kershaw and Jansen? Because money on the line, that's who us touching the ball in a clincher.

Why poeple talking about Cleveland still? I hope they make the world series so they can get fucking meme'd on and forced into a fucking rebuild like the mets. Suddenly being hot for 10 games means mroe than being hot for 100+ Lmfao.

>>78058666
>new
They took seats out between Jacobs and Progressive you mong

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>>78058712
>le it's too hot

But suddenly people are going... until they lose a series to Arizona, then it's completely empty. It must've gotten hit again all of a sudden.
>but official numbers!!!
kek

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>>78058715
>implying kershaw wont get pulled in the 6th least he give up another entry
>implying Pistol Pete Beaz wont give up a couple homers
>implying this team wont just break out heart again
>implying dave roberts isnt a stupid nigger and Bob Garren should take over
>>78058729
that scoreboard is from a long ass time ago
>>78058727
>having your shitty being so shit you remove seats

>>78058715
>Indians get hot at the right time
>still playing without Kipnis, Miller, Brantly, or Logan with Zimmer and Guyer as day to day.

I mean, they're not even at full strength yet

>>78058711
Say the line about the weather.

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>>78058631
2012: 85-77 or was it 84-78 one of those I'm sure
2013: 63-99
2014: 73-89
2015: 76-86
2016: 78-84
and then this year 2017: probably 61-101...

>>78058743
>having your shitty being so shit you remove seats
Actually they did a lot to make the park nicer and put in a standing room only section, more beer selections, and more restaurants and food options.

It's a nice park, if you ever get the chance to see a game there, you really should. It's a comfy place with lots of good beer and great food.

>>78058750
I think the Dodgers are playing without two top 5 MVP candidates in Bellinger and Cody. But it's really not even an excuse, you just named a bunch of fucking bums who would be in AAA OKC with the Dodgers. And that's not banter. They wouldn't be in the MLB roster.

>>78058743
that shitty Ross jersey

Chicanas are a mistake

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>>78058743
> women with tatts

Absolutely disgusting.

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>>78058789
if our pitchers are so good why is their starting ERA like 10 this past week?

>>78058789
>Miller, Kipnis, Brantly, Logan
>AAA bums

>>78058796
Ask me how I know you're a virgin who has never had his dick touch the tonsils of a girl.

>>78058803
The Dodgers have the best pitching staff in baseball over the past 250 games idiotic faggot. And the #1 in baseball for 2017. Kill yourself immediately please.

>>78058768
Please kill the Indian's streak so these lifelongs can shut up whosbro.

>>78058846
>All of the Indians hate is just a Dodgers fan who's upset they aren't getting all of /mlb/'s love and attention

These Indians lifelongs are the fucking worst.

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>>78058875
MAD AT DA LAND

>>78058811
Leave me alone amerifat, I'm actually experienced in sexing.

Pissfag is this assangry

Racist hat.

>>78058875
The people who constantly shit every thread up complaining about them are worse.

I don't know, now you're making me want to become an Indians lifelong

>>78058900
>every thread
Lol, there have only been Indians fans for the past few days. Two threads of milquetoast racism is not "every thread"

>>78058899
How is the hat racist?

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>>78058916

Justin Smoak has 37 home runs

Justin. Smoak.

>>78058990
juiced ball

juiced.

ball.

>>78058990
>Jays
>64-74
I hate to say it, but he's going to be on another team by next year's trade deadline

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>>78058875
>>78058899

The Dodgers are going to represent the NL In the World Series. True or false?

>>78059096
False. Cubes.

>>78059061
Why is this allowed?

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>>78059061
>>78059363

That guy apologized to them later.

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>>78059480
Who cares about a little face painting, at least if I went to Cleveland I'm not 99% guaranteed to sit next to a Los Zetas or, even worse, a typical Los Angeles drunk.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=avgf9oLrUG0

The ____ have the best regular season record in the 2010s. The ____ have also been rebuilding during the same period

Which team is this?

>>78059552
This is unfair, Dodgers fans have to fight because ICE might take them away!

>>78059575
dodgers
division mates the dodgers faced except the giants for 3 years

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/a/stros!

>Dodgers slumping
>DBacks putting ace out there
>Dodgers putting #5 pitcher out there
>Dodgers still favored

Apologize.

post your favorite broadcaster calls

https://youtube.com/watch?v=ZbGXgwHE_YA

The National League is just boring. We know that the LCS is going to be Arizona vs. Nationals, but the American League is definitely up for grabs and the division leaders are all good teams that make interesting matchups, much more exciting.

>>78059930
>We know that the LCS is going to be Arizona vs. Nationals,
>implying

It'll be Dodgers v Cubs again. Arizona can't beat the more seasoned Dodgers club and the Nationals are choke artists

>>78059940
The Cubs are awful though. They might not even make the postseason.

>>78059925

https://youtu.be/JoLV_QPfdaU

I still remember like it was yesterday. They fail to score after that and then go 1-2-3 in the 9th to end it cause everyone was swinging for the fences including Paulie and TCQ.

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>>78058457
ATL:Report: Gohara to start for Braves on Tuesday
TB:Archer (forearm) has no structural damage
ARZ:Martinez hits four HRs, AZ wins 11th straight
ARZ:Ray dominates Dodgers again, striking out 14
TOR:Morales homers, tallies four RBI vs. Red Sox
TB:Dickerson doubles twice and homers vs. MIN
WAS:Rendon drives in four as Nats defeat Marlins
LA:Seager (elbow) could need offseason surgery
STL:Carlos Martinez hurls shutout for Cardinals
CHC:Jake Arrieta (hamstring) could undergo MRI
NYY:Starlin Castro homers, drives in three Monday
STL:Tommy Pham pulled with shoulder soreness

We can't stop them bros

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>>78060429

>>78060429
WE CAN'T STOP THE PHILLIES

If last digit is even, Dodgers win tonight.

>>78060849
Kek, you keep trying and keep failing

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>>78060849
wew

>>78060849
Last digit of this post is even, the Dodgers are winning a playoff series.

>>78060360
thanks leaf, fuckin doyerposter doesn't know where to get the news

>>78060882
>a playoff series
>a

Lel, Nats first ever pennant confirmed

>>78060882
>didn't say when
Hope you like that playoff series win in 2096

>>78060818
The whos can. They actually had a chance to beat the Indians yesterday but instead during a close game put in their worst relivers to give up more runs and then took the bat out of the hands of their hot hitters to not actually win the game despite having the chance to. There was also a point earlier in the game where they could have thrown a runner out at home by a mile to save the game but instead the catcher missed the catch. This is next level tanking and the Phillies have no chance at all.

>>78060923
>their worst relivers
The trick is every reliever is our worst reliever. There is no good option.

>>78058581
The dodgers fully healthy (they aren't right now) are unstoppable. This is just an objective fact.

>>78060910
Obviously it meant this year. Odd last digit confirms that the Dodgers will win a postseason series this year.

>>78060971
Say the line about rebuilding

>>78060995
Specify friend

>>78060958
beck and petricka far outsuck bummer or covey who far outsuck farquhar or minaya or infante who all still suck

>>78060995
>only one
Hope you like getting bounced in the nlcs again

>>78061010
The dodgers will get healthy and stomp every team into the dust. Screencap this

Dubs and Dudders dud in the playoffs, lose a series after being one game away from eliminating their opponent.

>>78061051
not as epic as the "last 4 digits confirm dodgers next playoff choke" desu

Last digit of this post is even, the Dodgers are winning the NLCS this year

>>78061080
Eat shit, haters.

>>78061080
well done friend
suggest u try and roll dubs next time

>it doesn't matter we're rebuilding
>it doesn't matter we have the division on lock
>it doesn't matter we'll sweep in the division series
>it doesn't matter we'll win next year

>>78061080
This

Fuck off losers of shit teams

>>78061080
It doesn't count if you have to do it 88 times in a row to get a 1/2 chance roll

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>interleague games every day
>interleague games in september
>not playing only division for september like it should be
fuck Bud Selig and his interleague fuckery

What is the curse of the Dodgers called?

>>78061141
I feel so confident that I will say that if the last digit of this post ends in an odd digit, the Dodgers will win the World Series.

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>have a qt dodger gf
>best team in baseball
>no one is on our level
>shit teams like the astros indians cubs and d*amondbacks constantly flinging shit like children
I hope you enjoy watching us win it all in October ;)

If this post ends with a number, the dodgers blow it once again

>ctrl+f
>"dbags"
>0 of 0
i sense a disturbance in the force

>>78061206
>Dating a Chicana
>Admitting you have a BBW fetish on 4chan

>>78061249
Don't make fun of his solid 7's, he'll start cuckposting

>>78061217
WHOA BTFO LEL

If this post has a real number in it the quoted post is confirmed and can never be taken back, also the Dodgers will move to Mexico and never win a postseason series again

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Reminder

>>78060923
>close game
I mean, they scored a run and the next top inning Jose hit a homer immediately

>>78061331
has there been a better get this season??

>>78061356
Home runs against single A "pitchers" like Chris beck shouldn't count.

If this post begins with 7 the Dodgers get swept in 3 games by the D-backs in the DS and score 0 runs

>>78061385
The Mariners one

>>78061390
So you're saying the White Sox are eliminated from the draft?

>>78061356
tbqh the sox are probably a better team than the tigers at this point

>>78061396
>implying los dudders will get past the wild card

>>78061481
I don't believe that.

Shitposting aside, what if the Dodgers really did blow a 13 game lead to lose the division?

>>78061481
No

>>78061518
We had 77-1 already, what will we call this?

>>78061509
>>78061536
If Miggy never regains his past success then yes the Sox are the better team.

>>78061442
Its almost criminal how bad a team they're throwing out there just to lose every game on purpose.

>>78061148
>Last year Braves and Tigers ended the season together
>This year it's the Diamondbacks and the Royals
Inexcusable that teams can end the season in a fucking interleague game.

>Cabrera signed from 2016-2023
>248 million dollars
>Replacement level this year

Is this this destined to go down as the worst contract of all time?

>>78061539
Miggy is just one player.
And the White Sox as they are now in a roster of 25 only possess one MLB player which is Jose Abreu. There's maybe 3-4 fringe or close to MLB players and the rest AAA at best. The Tigers are bad but don't have it that bad.

>>78061638
Boston has the Tigers beat twofold
>Carl Crawford
>Pablo Sandoval

>>78061638
It's going to be very hard to top Ryan Howard's

>>78061643
1. Ian Kinsler (R) 2B
2. Alex Presley (L) RF
3. Nicholas Castellanos (R) DH
4. Efren Navarro (L) 1B
5. James McCann (R) C
6. Jeimer Candelario (S) 3B
7. Mikie Mahtook (R) CF
8. Andrew Romine (S) LF
9. Jose Iglesias (R) SS

Just one look at the lineups and its easy to see the White Sox have a better offensive lineup with Abreu and Garcia anchoring it. Tigers are stuck with dead end nobodies and overpaid burnouts. You think detroits rotation or bullpen is better than Chicago as of today? Absolutely not.

If the Tigers unloaded in July rather than August they would easily have a worse record than Chicago right now.

>>78061585
it absolutely drives me up the wall.
but because of "muh equal number of teams in each league", there is an interleague game every day that every team plays and it's a fucking travesty. i don't know if it actually means we're playing more interleague games or if they're just pretty evenly spread throughout the year (as opposed to being grouped altogether in june), but you should end the year playing division opponents, or at least someone in your league.
I hate interleague in any form, but i'd much rather it be bunched together, i guess as like a time of competition between the two leagues that isn't the eries. now it's just all the time and meaningless

>>78061713
The only player of value on that team is Kinsler wew lad

>>78061713
Analyze the White Sox lineup as well then.
>garcia

>>78061756
Yeah they increased the total number of interleague games by 48

Reminder that the Cubs are fraudulent and the drug results WILL be released

>>78061638
>still 5 WAR last year
>0.6 this year

I honestly didn't believe it would happen, now it's a competition to see who can decline more dramatically between him and pooholes

>>78061666

Sandoval and Crawford were only a fraction of that contract and Bombston got the Doyers to pay a bunch of Crawford's deal.

>>78061691

His contract is twice the size of Howard's.

>>78061799
At least Cabrera was actually good for part of his contract as opposed to being hot garbage for all of it like Crawshit and Sandoblubber.

>>78061869

He was good for the first year of his 8-year deal, senpai. Now he's replacement-level. Plus he's old, fat, and an alcoholic. He'll be a negative WAR player for the next six years.

>>78061756
MLB desperately needs to expand to 32 and align NFL-style with four divisions of four teams. That way there can still be an even number of teams per league while still abolishing regular season interleague play. And it could also remove the wild card system all together and just have the four division winners make the playoffs and just have 1v4 and 2v3 for each league. Jack up the number of divisional games as well. I'm also autistic and have though about this in depth and created a realignment plan if any fellow autists are interested.

>>78061924
No one is interested

>>78061924

>remove the wild card system

Never gonna happen. It keeps too many fans of mediocre .500 teams watching late on the season in hopes of a second WC spot. Manfred would never allow that revenue to disappear.

>>78061924
i'm interested. I was always interested in just sending the astros back to the national league, since it worked for so long. or send the brewers back to the AL, now that the astros are in the AL. Never really thought much as to how it would go with 32 expansion. I'm also a hockey fan, and the conferences have been uneven off and on for years, and still are with the addition of Vegas, but interconference play hasn't ever really been an issue, though some may say it should be.

>>78061775
1. Alen Hanson (S) 2B
2. Yolmer Sanchez (S) 3B
3. Jose Abreu (R) DH
4. Avisail Garcia (R) RF
5. Matt Davidson (R) 1B
6. Omar Narvaez (L) C
7. Tim Anderson (R) SS
8. Rymer Liriano (R) LF
9. Adam Engel (R) CF

>Abreu
.300 27 HR .891 OPS
>Garcia
.322 14 HR .864 OPS
These two guys alone have a higher WAR than the entire detroit lineup combined as it stands now.

Sanchez 6.95 ERA
Boyd 5.92 ERA
Lewicki 9.00 ERA
Bell 5.98 ERA
Zimmerman 6.18 ERA

That's the Detroit Rotation, now for the Sox

Holmberg 3.55
Shields 5.72
Giolito 2.25
Rodon 4.15
Lopez 6.06
Gonzalez 4.31

There is clearly a lot of margin for error because of sample sizes from rookies and warm bodies filling out the roster but theres not only more potential for improvement on the Sox team but they aren't weighed down nearly as much by aged out vets that are merely collecting paychecks. I don't even want to go through the stats for Detroits bullpen because it'll be ugly as hell.

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>>78062094

>James "Big ERA" Shields is still in the majors

>>78062146
and he still has another year at 10 million and a 2 mil buyout for '19? yikes

What has been more impressive? The Dodgers "rebuild" or DBacks turn-around within the last year?

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>>78062146
Shields is actually not the worse pitcher on our team believe it or not.

And speaking of DUTCH SHITTER IS GONE

GET FUCKED YOU GOOFY ASS FUCKFACE EMBARASSING EXCUSE FOR A PITCHER

>>78062000
Well, sorry to burst your bubble, but the most realistic way I could think of making 32 work involves swapping two more teams to the opposite league. Swap the Royals to the National League for an in-state rivaly with the Cardinals and move the Rockies to the American League. The Rockies would likely be for this to use the altitude more to their advantage by being able to run a DH out there every day. My plan looks like this:

AL North:
Chicago
Detroit
Cleveland
Minnesota

AL South:
Tampa Bay
Baltimore
Houston
Texas

AL East:
Boston
New York
Toronto
Montreal

AL West:
Colorado
Seattle
Oakland
Anaheim

NL North:
Chicago
Milwaukee
St. Louis
Kansas City

NL South:
Atlanta
Cincinnati
Miami
Charlotte

NL East:
New York
Philadelphia
Pittsburgh
Washington

NL West:
Los Angeles
San Diego
San Francisco
Arizona

Teams happy with this plan would likely be:
>Seattle, for adding Colorado and dropping the Texas teams from their division, cutting travel
>Montreal, for having Boston, New York, and Toronto in their division, easy way to build rivals and bring in fans

Teams who wouldn't like it:
>Baltimore, for having to fly to Texas on a frequent basis and down to Florida
>Tampa, for the same reason as Baltimore essentially, only up to Maryland

>>78062219
>/nfl/ leaks into /mlb/

>>78062219
w e w
e
w

>>78062255
>implying I like concussionegg

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These are your Roberto Clemente Award nominees. #RESPECT

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>>78062219
>AL South:
>Tampa Bay
>Baltimore
>Houston
>Texas

>>78062216
Jace fry is being called up too

>>78062215
Dodgers rebuild by far since they contended while rebuilding while the DBacks were basically a non-entity

>>78062283
>Turkey Rupp
I'm glad he won't win

>>78062215
Twins and DBacks have been the most impressive improvements

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>>78062310
meh
if hes better than beck or bummer than still meh cause thats a low floor

the most important thing is FUCK YOU HOLLAND YOU PIECE OF FUCKING GARBAGE

At least when shields sucked he didnt also do stupid goofy shit that was dumb and annoying

>>78062310
More importantly, Moncada is back from the DL. Let the bust continue.

>>78062219
if we're talking eliminating interleague play and equal number of teams, this would be a good, if not the best way. what sucks is that im a resd fan and being in a division with two expansion teams and the barves doesn't sound pleasant, but i suppose leaving the NL west to start the central and not playing old rivals like the doyers as much wasn't ideal, but we formed new rivalries, so i'm sure we would after some time. i already hate the barves, so that wouldn't be a problem.
I think the real solution to your problem spots is to have tampa and miami relocate altogether. i would say baltimore too, but im not sure they could ever get that to happen

>>78062664
>muh bust

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>>78062664
waiting for my steaks

sure hope he wont suck now

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I'd feel less bad for him if he wasn't so shit. I still remember wanting to fly down to Kaufman and strange him myself after he gave up back to back to back home runs against the Royals.

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> Mookie Betts is on a 27-game on-base streak, during which he's somehow hitting .217/.315/.302

MVP Betts at it again

>>78063071
>SLG<OBP

>>78062146
>Stinky Sox
jej

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>Sale having an MVP year
>Bustcada batting .188

>>78063382
Sale's MVP year would have only made the Sox 20 games under .500 as opposed to 30. What's your point?

>>78063382
>Kopech will be a right-handed Sale

hey, ミスタメット
what does New York Mets mean?
most we Japanese dont know the meaning

Is now Houston the Astros for to be not best team in for the baseball or whether or not it is? Or not for them can we be the Indians?

>>78063478
Are you a chicano?

>>78063478
this

>>78063469
"Met" is short for "Metropolitan"

>>78063544
I see
it isnt helmet, see

>>78063678
Nah, we don't abbreviate helmet as met like you guys do.

I could strike out anyone in this thread

>>78063744
*gets a base hit off you*

>>78063744
*bunts*

>>78063785
Roids, doesn't count

Are there any Giants fans like me who want the Dodgers to win it all?

>>78063845
Yes, I am also a Giants fan that wants the Dodgers to win it all for the glory of the NL West.

>>78063845
Me, the Dodgers are my 2nd team so I'll root for them in the playoffs

>>78063859
dbacks are also in NL West

>>78063845
Definitely, I stand with the Dodgers now that the Giants are out of it.

>>78063422
I don't know why red sox fan(s?) are so obsessed either
Did the 8 games a AA rookie played for the redsox really upset you this much

>>78063845
>>78063859
>>78063881
>>78063905
w e w
e
w

>>78063883
BUT they aren't Californian like us

Verlander predictions for tonight?

>>78064013
ITs an NL West thing. You don't get it

If there were any other NL West contenders we'd gladly cheer for them

>>78064198
6 ER less than 6 IP

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>>78064212
but would you cheer for the dbacks tho

>>78064328
Of course, they're my third team behind the Giants and Dodgers.

>>78064328
no, dodgers are /ourteam/ now dbags are shit

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>thank you for rivaling how bad james shields was last year
>thank you for 14 losses, a near 7 ERA and pretty much -1 WAR
>thank you for all the shit BP you tossed and home runs given up
>thank you for being one of the worst pitchers in the league this year

>>78061331
F

>>78064552
Derek Holland will bounce back and have a Cy Young level season on another team. The Whos are just a toxic environment for any player.

>>78064552
He helped the tank and that's all that matters

>>78064552
his performance went a long way in securing good draft picks though, maybe thats what they're thanking him for

>>78064580
>bounce back and have a Cy Young level season on another team
Just like mat latos and John Danks?

>>78064552
There's only 4 pitchers worse than holland in 2017

5. Derek Holland
4. Amir Garret
3. Chris Beck
2. Jared Weaver
1. Dylan Covey

>>78064680
>covey has 8 starts, no wins, and an era of 8.41
I love it when a tank comes together

>>78064680
>3 of the top 5 worst pitchers are on this team
>and yet the phillies still have the first pick as of now

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>>78064754

>phillies still have the first pick as of now

Soon...

>>78063845
>>78063859
>>78063881
>>78063905
>>78064212
>being this cucked
>californians

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>>78061385

>>78064754
>>78064878
You can't out tank Philadelphia. That city is built on losing.

>>78064580
How's that working out for Quintana?

>soon

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>>78064989

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>>78064878
>have to face shields and holmberg this weekend
"no"

>>78064906

We have two closers. One with a 3.99 ERA and 5 blown saves. The other has a 6.22 ERA and 5 blown saves. Our team is unironically putting both of these men into high leverage innings.

We're engaged in next-level tanking, senpai.

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>Currently getting Coors'd
>Will likely get swept by the who's this week
>Will get swept by the dads to end the season

Who the fuck can stop us from getting that #1 pick?

>>78065137
>Will likely get swept by the who's this week
>>78065044

>>78064905
Good post

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>>78065137
>sox
>sweeping
>>78065044
lol no

>>78065137
We can only sweep bad teams like the Astros.

>>78065211
kek

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>>78064905

>>78065063
0.100 when?

>>78064906
Philly has won a world Series more recently than the Dodgers

>>78065430
So have the whos

>>78064905
This was posted after the Indians game that day, a loss to Boston. The next day they beat Boston 13-6 and have won every subsequent game

David Price ruined the Red Sox.

HAPPENING: BOSTON CAUGHT CHEATING

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>>78064905

>>78065560
So are the Indians going to win 77777777 games in a row now?

>Exclusive: The Red Sox were caught using an Apple Watch in the dugout to steal signals from the Yankees

>>78065693
https://www.nytimes.com/2017/09/05/sports/baseball/boston-red-sox-stealing-signs-yankees.html

>>78065693
>still lost 3 of 4

>>78065733
>trusting anything written by the NY Times

>The Yankees, who had long been suspicious of the Red Sox stealing catchers’ signs in Fenway Park, contended the video showed a member of the Red Sox training staff looking at his Apple Watch in the dugout and then relaying a message to players, who may have then been able to use the information to know the type of pitch that was going to be thrown, according to the people familiar with the case.

>Baseball investigators corroborated the Yankees’ claims based on video the commissioner’s office uses for instant replay and broadcasts, the people said. The commissioner’s office then confronted the Red Sox, who admitted that their trainers had received signals from video replay personnel and then relayed that information to some players — an operation that had been in place for at least several weeks.

So what would the punishment for this type of thing be? Loss of draft picks? a massive fine?

>>78065776
The whole team is banned from MLB

>>78065771
biased news =/= fake news

>>78065687
I should hope

How the hell do you actually steal signs?

If pointing 1 finger down and then moving your glove to the outside edge means you're goinf to throw a fastball to the outside edge, then even a runner on 2nd can see that and relay it to the hitter. You'd there'd be more complex signs that aren't stealable.

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>>78065776
>Sale is disqualified from Cy Young contention

>>78065804
I don't understand the differentiation you are trying to make here. News outlets are supposed to be non-partial. If it's biased, it isn't news.

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>>78065776
>admitted that their trainers had received signals from video replay personnel and then relayed that information to some players — an operation that had been in place for at least several weeks.
>an operation
I hate bombston as much as anyone else, but jesus

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>Red Sox stealing signs
>Still a below-average offensive team

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>>78065880
>News outlets are supposed to be non-partial.

>Red Sox fans constantly cry umpball
>Literally have to cheat to win games
Really makes you think

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>Do the Yankees catch the Sox
>Can Milwaukee make the playoffs
>Will SF or Philly reach 100 losses first

red sox learned from the best, belikchik

>>78065962
Everyone knows they aren't but they're supposed to be.

>>78065771
I'm sure it will be confirmed by other reporters looking into it now.

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Will Bombston fans deny this like they denied Ortiz using roids?

>>78065863
some teams aren't that bright

>>78065802
i like this one

>mfwcnwgnm
.

>>78065776
Undo 2004

Right lads have a free 5 bong bet, what should I place it on?

Last odd digit confirms that the Dodgers win the NLDS this year

>>78065863
I thought they went through rotations i.e. they have a mound meeting or next game 1 finger pitch becomes 2 finger pitch etc. obviously teams aren't keen on sharing this information though, and evidently not stealing signs is either a gentlemen's agreement or it's too hard to consistently relay the information so nobody really does it except the red sox and their "operation"

oh man this is fucking juicy

>>78066541
>b...b...but the DBacks are gonna rape them!

Deal with it.

>>78066536
indians over chisox

>>78065982
I want to see if the Indians can pass the Dodgers

>>78065962
>>78066021

>>78059480
cuck

>stankees can't win a series against us without cheating
Lmao what a fucking pathetic team

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>>78059930
>nast
>ever winning da DS

Post >yfw the Padres win a WS sooner than the Dodgers

>>78066870
>stankees
>cheating
I'm sure they do too but the report says the red cucks were caught cheating this time

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>>78066939

How many "wins" and/or draft picks does Manfred take away?

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>>78067056
tfw someone saves your OC

>>78066939
In what reality would that EVER be true in? The Padres, Giants, DBacks, etc. are basically free Dodger home games.

>>78066958

are >we getting 2mil and some draft picks again?

>Investigators for Major League Baseball have determined that the Boston Red Sox, who are in first place in the American League East and likely headed to the playoffs, executed a scheme to illicitly steal hand signals from opponents’ catchers in games against the second-place Yankees and other teams, according to several people briefed on the matter.

>The baseball inquiry began about two weeks ago, after the Yankees’ general manager, Brian Cashman, filed a detailed complaint with the commissioner’s office that included video the Yankees shot of the Red Sox dugout during a three-game series in Boston last month.

>The Yankees, who had long been suspicious of the Red Sox stealing catchers’ signs in Fenway Park, contended the video showed a member of the Red Sox training staff looking at his Apple Watch in the dugout and then relaying a message to players, who may have then been able to use the information to know the type of pitch that was going to be thrown, according to the people familiar with the case.

>>78066870
>>stankees can't win a series against us without cheating
Nah you're the ones who cheated. Don't expect a southie inbred pink sux fan to be able to read though.

>>78067329
>The Red Sox responded in kind on Tuesday, filing a complaint against the Yankees, claiming that the team uses a camera from its television network, YES, exclusively to steal signs during games.

>>78061206
>Doyers
>Winning it all
Pick one amigo :^)

>>78067416
>You cheated, we have evidence and the MLB investigators support our claim.
>YEAH WELL YOU PROBABLY USE YOUR TV CAMERAS TO CHEAT TOO YOU CHEATERS

pathetic

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Bros....

We can't stop the Indians Bros

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We can't stop them bros

Have the Indians lost since >>77777777?

>>78067616
holy shit the winning streak literally began the next day

>>78067616
No, not any losses since that GET.
>>78064905

Holy shit these lifelong Indians fans are worse than the Doyers

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>>78067702
>worse than the Doyers

THE RED SOX CHEAT
THE RED SOX CHEAT
THE RED SOX CHEAT
THE RED SOX CHEAT
THE RED SOX CHEAT
THE RED SOX CHEAT
THE RED SOX CHEAT

>>78067661
>inb4 that screecap jinxes it

>>78067798
>east coast sports team does dirtbag shit
wow. i've never heard this story before.

>>78067616
No. Start the countdown now, 77777765 games until they lose again. That'll be in the year 451599 barring any schedule changes.

These Indians lifelongs have any OC or it's just pepes?
Kinda sad desu

when will le sneaky george bailey meme end in Boston?

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>Derek Holland has been released from the White Sox

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Red Sox must forfeit 10 games and the next two first round draft picks as punishment

>>78068058
>tfw kopech is in chicago right now but he isn't pitching because they're saving him for next year

>manfred and dombrowski already heading this off
>everybody sign steals, its not wrong
>no comment
>no comment
>no comment

>>78068058
Time to add him to our WS winning rotation is Los Angeles.

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before apple watches there were tim hortons goggles

>>78068407
Do the angels really want him that much

>>78068375
eloy is too but no we must give brantly ABs

>>78058457
>mfwcnwgnm

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>>78068448
dont forget Sale's hand binocs

>>78068450
Who the fuck are the Angels?>>78068462

>>78068462
Guy has only played a couple weeks in AA, no need to rush him up only to get destroyed by major leaguers

>>78068516
This was against the Dombrowski-owned Tigers wasn't it?

>>78068516
Sale played for the White Sox?

What days should Dodger fans take off of work to celebrate the WS victory?

>>78068545
The Los Angeles baseball club
They won a world series back in 2002 and are currently in the wild card hunt
Don't you know already

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>>78058457
>It's Verlander night at Safeco

>>78068638
Every day because Dodgers fans have no jobs.

>>78068638
>Dodgers fans taking off work to join the Angels' victory parade
How pathetic can you get?

>>78068622
He dominated for the White Sox as their best (and only) player for years. That's why he's on the Red Sox now. Makes perfect sense.

>>78068640
Are they the ones with the blue LA logo? I don't watch baseball, but I have a cap with that logo.

>>78068570
yeah was just a joke on how bad Brantley is
would rather see Casey gillaspie or dinner peterson or jake peter. just why brantley?

>>78068638
Gardeners set their own schedule though

>>78068753
Never heard of a team resembling that description
If they do exist, you'd think they would have done something remarkable recently

>>78068753
Pretty sure you're baiting, but the blue logo belongs to the LA Dodgers, their rivals

>>78068758
>dinner
wtf

DJ Peterson*

>>78067702
>worse than the Doyers
Hey pissboy

>>78067702
This

>team does well
>"fans" come out of the woolrothe
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