/heem/: rory edition

>>78057481

>get destroyed by Leler
>get absolutely memed on by Thompson
>Run away to Lellator
>/heem/ still sucks you off for no reason

Any decent British prospects im missing?

Leon Edwards
Darren till
Mark diakiese
Arnold Allen
Chris fishgold
>Paddy pimblett
>MVP

>>78057633
Arnold Allen

>>78057670
Are you blind

>>78057688
shit, Tom Breese then.

>>78057633
Jimi mamuwa

>>78057527
It's because he did a funny AMA on /r/MMA :)

>>78057710
All seriousness, I've always been a Rory fan, tho. Him and Condit have always been my 2 favourite WW's

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>>78057633

>>78057633
Danny Roberts

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Who was in the wrong here?

>>78057481
just a fuckin bangin OP bud good job

>>78057800
Brazilian bit his ear before that.

will they cut Stephens after he loses to Gilbert

>>78057896
GIblert has 1 UFC win

>>78057900
That makes it even worse

>>78057900
That makes it even worse when Jeremy loses to him then?

>>78057900
That makes it even worse then?

>>78057900
>>78057918

But Giblert is a beast my men 100%

>>78057900
And it was Diego Sanchez by Decision

>>78057900
He's another Pettis, loses close fights to the best and everyone says hes done but Jeremy is shit

Imagine out of all the people who could give you your 1st loss it's going to be Eddie Alvarez

>>78057926

Jeremy isn't shit, when he knocks people out they go to sleep he doesn't just tko people

>>78057937
Justin will KO Eddie

Eddie can't KO Justin and Justin will find his chin over five rounds. I don't know Eddie took that fight

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Mates, where the fuck can I watch the first ep of TUF26? I can't seem to find it anywhere, it's weird. Nothing is ever this hard to find

>>78057911
>>78057918
>>78057920
>>78057926
>literally USADAd
>35
>1-4 UFC record
For sure dropping a weight class is going to revive his career my guys
>>78057922
>>78057921
100% a beast. For sure his title run starts this weekend.

>>78057941
Justin will walk Eddie down just like RDA did and get caught, Michael did the same but Michael doesn't have the best fight iq and shot for a takedown whereas Eddie will push him against the cage and get the stoppage

>>78057956
>Michael did the same but Michael doesn't have the best fight iq and shot for a takedown

Michael was landing at will and couldn't put Justin away and Justin still managed to find his chin. Was that finish in the second round?

When Eddie fights a guy that you 100% know is going to find his chin, you can bet that he's going to lose. Justin will knock him the fook out bud

>>78057966
always liked eddie's fights, hope he wins a couple

>>78057954
>>literally USADAd
>>35
>>1-4 UFC record
>For sure dropping a weight class is going to revive his career my guys
He beat Eddie meaning his only loses are a split decision to Benson and a decision to Edson and a submission to PEDis

>>78057969
>Michael was landing at will and couldn't put Justin away
at the end of round one he could have got the stoppage and was too tired, again in the second round he had Justin out on his feet and shot for a takedown and tried to take his back. I really think people are counting Eddie out in this fight, he has way more heart and power than Michael

Free fight
https://youtu.be/KQLPL1qRhn8

>>78057993
>I really think people are counting Eddie out in this fight, he has way more heart and power than Michael

Johnson also gets hit way less on the feet and has way better use of range. Eddie can't hit Justin without getting hit himself. That's how you know he will lose. It's Eddie Alvarez fighting a power puncher with a granite chin... how on earth do you think he can win lol

>>78057977
>lose rounds 2&3
>fails post fight drug test
>wins

>>78058002
Because Justin is sloppy and also gets hit a lot, Eddie has way better cardio and will let Justin walk him down

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I also think Justin's wrestling is overrated and Eddie might even be able to grind him to a decision

>>78058012

Eddie definitely has better cardio but I think Justin has enough power to hurt Eddie even when he's tired. I dunno man, I have a hard time putting my faith in Eddie vs a guy with a lot of power who has a lot of ways to find his chin.

If Eddie just spams takedowns along the fence, he can win. Last time he said he was gonna do that, he didn't do it.

>>78058028
Dustin also hits really hard, but if you remember Eddies debut cowboy dropped him with leg kicks so that makes me lose faith

>>78058048

Poirier doesn't hit as hard as Gaytch imo

And Eddie didn't look good when Poirier was bangin on him. He will have to win a shitty decision to win I think

>this triggers the virgin
https://youtu.be/E3M1kEQLC-Q

>>78058017
>Embedded
>[YouTube] The Fighter and The Kid - Episode 289 (embed)

What did he mean by this?

>>78058125
Ha gets you every time ausfailia

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*heems you*

>>78058144
I have never clicked on one of your links. I can literally see the title of the video on /heem/.

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>>78058124

>>78058159
Gets you every time lol

>>78058206
>gets you

What did he mean by this?

I've just realized that Ive never seen a mighty manlet embedded, strange

does justin hit hard?

>>78057896
They would cut him if he was boring but he has fun fights so they'll keep him on

>>78058319
Gaethje? He hits pretty hard.

why on earth would anyone be an internet moderator? i can't even begin to imagine how stupid and inept...
>you have been banned
no. i haven't been. when you ban me i'm going to be back in a minute after this post. i need you to know that if your addresses get leaked i will "throw eggs at your homes" so to speak lmmfao @ ur lives

>>78058319
Gaethje? He's more of a volume puncher

His leg kicks are hard as fuck though

>>78058331
>gets dick wet from submitting this report
like i won't egg their homes too
fucking eggheads
just laughing when you see that ban pop up what a bunch of dweebs

How long before the cechen/dagestani state sponsored steroid ring gets exposed?

No way all those cunts on the Rotterdam card weren't on some of that high level designer shit

>>78057998
right deer a great counter striker

>>78058331
idk man i hear the salary is pretty good

>>78058124
meme training

>>78057633
Lee Murray

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>>78058351
I can't wait until Ireland is rangebanned tbqh.

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#2 P4P in the world (one spot above Jon Jones)
<------

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<---- Gooby

Skiyup btfo

https://youtu.be/7jfZeDKak4E

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>oh so you a wrestler now

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>oh so you a boxer now

https://twitter.com/EliasTheodorou/status/905063586967511040
>tfw you realize he is actually right

>>78058568
>>78058553

just fuckin kills you lol

>>78058553
>>78058568
I hope he continues picking up new sports so this can keep going

>>78058568
Just noticed the fat dude in the back in the white t-shirt whose manboobies jiggle so hypnotically when Mayweather lands the punch

>>78058569
His training is worth shit, fucking leaf with dumb opinion as usual

>gallops towards you

>>78057939
>Jeremy
who the fuck are you

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Favorite female fighter?

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>>78058871
Shelby Marx

>>78057944
Yesmovies has it lad

Which ranked fighter has the best boxing?

>>78059022

Conor

>>78059022
No dad

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Only respond if you know about MMA promotions.

Why would someone (especially a good fighter like Rory MacDonald) fight at Bellator?

>>78059022
Gustafsson

>>78059022
I feel like Cain would probably do best in boxing because he's the only one that has a boxer's cardio.

>>78059051
Easy
The money

>>78059051
Money. I have a theory he signed an offer thinking the UFC would invoke the so-called "Rampage Rule" and snookered himself

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New rebook uniforms

>>78059088
>I have a theory he signed an offer thinking the UFC would invoke the so-called "Rampage Rule" and snookered himself

I think he just straight up makes more money. The UFC didn't want to pay him what he's worth

>>78059093
>You know that game Pokemon:Ruby?

Say no more senpai

>>78059070
>>78059088
Bellator don't release payout information. I think this is just speculation. Rory was making 100,000+ plus per fight I doubt he'd go to Bellator for the money.

>>78059093

More like WEEbok am I right hahahaha haha

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>>78059112
Full size image here.

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Other color

I like it

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>>78058915
For sure

>>78059041
Conor isn't a boxer, he striking style is wide stance karate and he grew up doing karate at crumlin karate school with sensei Sutcliffe

>>78059150
He's actually making $400,000 a fight with Bellator. It's not just about the Bellator payout too, Rory can wear his own shorts, and with that comes sponsorship money.

Conor need lawyer now!

>>78059172
Damn those bitches are skinny

>>78059193
>Conor isn't a boxer

you asked who has the best boxing

>>78059172
Source?

Lol at those small-time promotions and their ant sized cages.

It's funny that when anyone half decent isn't in the UFC everyone starts deluding themselves that they're so much better than they actually are

Happened with Diaz in strike force and is happening right now with askren and Rory

>>78059233
Rory dominated the current UFC WW champion m8

Rory is aptly rated

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>>78058154
He'll need a ladder first.

Hi /heem/, there is a huge rat in my kitchen

What do I do?

>>78059262
Mate with it

>>78059262

sopa de rato

>>78059245
And he lost to Lawler and got absolutely memed on by Wonderboy but a lot of people, not just on here but MMA forums in general, are acting like he's the best in the world for beating Paul fucking Daley

>>78059292
I don't know who's saying he's the best in the world because it's definitely not true, but he is definitely top 5 WW in the world right now and is aptly rated, as I said

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>>78059172
What kind of shabby promotion is this they forgot to close the cage door.

>>78059305
I'm guessing you don't go on many MMA forums then

>>78059088
What's the Rampage Rule I can't find anything about it.

>>78059322
I actually don't

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>>78059262
Lure it into the oven and crank the heat up

>>78059316
this looks like some kinda kids nickelodeon show

>>78059328
https://www.mmamania.com/2013/1/28/3924864/dana-white-rampage-jackson-offer-contract-ufc-fox-6-mma

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>>78059316

>>78059347
You mean to tell me Victoria Justice isn't a real fighter?

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>>78059387

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Sage should fight CM Punk

>>78059387
Fucken knew it was iCarly!

>>78059449
CM Punk shouldn't even be fighting in a regional pro match.

>>78059387
That's expert knockout artist Brickel Schoub

>>78059262
Shoot single leg and then go for rear naked, your size advantage will give you edge in grappling exchanges

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Is this the only place you discuss MMA on the internets ?

Imagine if Lesnar v Emelianenko actually went through

>After the collapse of Affliction, UFC President Dana White tried repeatedly to sign Emelianenko to an exclusive UFC contract.[96] White said of Emelianenko; "He has become my obsession. I want it (him in the UFC) worse than the fans want it."[97] Widely considered to be the best heavyweight MMA fighter at the time, Emelianenko would receive an immediate title shot against then current UFC Heavyweight Champion Brock Lesnar, an event that White deemed "huge".[98] After reportedly offering Emelianenko a contract worth just under 2 million US dollars per fight, with incentives to make much more based on pay per view revenues for fights he headlined,[99] negotiations fell apart after Emelianenko's management team demanded a co-promotion between UFC and M-1 Global, terms which White deemed unacceptable.[98][99]

>>78059570
Ye

>>78059570
I used to post a bit on Sherdog but I got banned for posting a street fighting video, bunch of fags.

>>78059570
Why does YouTube not at least highlight the name of the person you're replying to. It's so confusing when a sentence just starts with a username - same font, same size, same boldness. Terrible design YouTube.

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>>78059475
I agree but he's coming back and there's nothing anybody can do about it

>>78059570
nah bud I post on literally every forum

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>>78059598
Fedor of 10 years ago would fuck Lesnar up.

>>78059621
Still better than instagram that doesnt even show what you are replying to. Sware on me mum that site and twitter are the worst to comment on

Yushin Okami

>>78059570
I post in the underground, sherdog and /r/mma

>>78059712
Omae wa mou shindeiru?

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>>78057481
<------Gustafson

>>78059743
Sorry I don't speak Irish

/r/mma is the worst because of downvotes. I usually gotta scroll to the bottom of a page to read something that isn't completely retarded.

>>78059759
>going on reddit
>ever

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https://www.wunderground.com/cat6/threat-increasing-cuba-florida-intensifying-irma

>abandon family and bring home 0 (ZERO) belts
>be a dishonorable roider and cheat
>get BTFO by Bisping
AND
>have your entire home country wiped off the globe

The country of Yoel right now kek

>>78059759
anyone have the screenshot of r/mma roasting the man out of branden swab???

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>>78059781
>I posted it again! XD

>>78059800
Just like your idol, you can't lay a finger on me no matter what I do

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>>78059820
Keep running little pupper

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>>78059833
Uh oh, I struck a nerve

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>>78059820
lmao

>>78059851
>>78059857
>*loses belt to pregnant welterweight*

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>>78059851
>>78059857
<----- Pissbing.

>>78059755
That's Nigerian

>>78059867
I still don't know how this didn't kill Bisping

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>>78059861
>th-this time

>>78059879
Natty GOAT and heart of a fighter

>>78059867
what a shitty ref standing 20 feet away. get fucking closer retard so you can actually break up the fight if someone is KO'd

>>78059892
>gets hit by the h-bomb from a 160 year old Hendo twice in the same fight
>wins a decision when the two fighters in the co-main have both knocked out Hendo
>dabs

>>78059879
it killed the weak half of him

the half that remained beat Anderson Silva and Luke Rockhold

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>>78059908
And Bisping got a first round KO on the guy who beat an undefeated Weidman

Your point?

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>>78057481
Rory.

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>>78059922
That Bisping got lucky against Luke. No elite middleweight should be getting hit with the h-bomb from an elderly Hendo, let alone twice in the same fight.

/r/MMA is quite literally better than heem

>>78059936
>No elite middleweight should be getting hit with the h-bomb from an elderly Hendo

you are seriously downplaying his abilities

it's like saying "no elite welterweight should be getting taken down by GSP"

>>78059946
>going on reddit
>ever
stay there

Will cuckhold finally kill himself after losing to branch?

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>>78059909
>the half that remained beat Anderson Silva and Luke Rockhold
Is that the same half that had a 5 round war with Thales Leties, an intense decision against CB Dolloway, and a horrible wrestlefucking by Kennedy?
>>78059933
Is DC off the Boyhood contract if he loses to Manuwa?

>>78059936
So someone like Robbie Lawler is a trash fighter, right?

>muh luck
There is no luck buddeh, only technique and cheating. And Bisping only needs technique

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>>78059933
cutie rory

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>>78059946
"No"

>>78059946
r/mma has better discussions, no doubt; but /heem/ is just much more fun
Who gives a shit about serious discussion here anyway?

>>78059963
Hendo is 3-7 in his last ten. GSP he is not.

What's stopping Dana from closing FW?

>>78059971
>So someone like Robbie Lawler is a trash fighter, right?
You're going to have to elaborate before I can tell you exactly why you're stupid.

>And Bisping only needs technique
The same technique that had him get caught with the h-bomb twice in the same fight?

>and cheating
Yeah, let's ignore all the illegal strikes of his career.

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>>78059999
*Signs all the feathers you just cut and sets up a one night tournament*

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>>78059967
Kys.

>>78059972
Rory's a handsome lad for sure.

Is the Bulgarian gypsy still angry and spamming anti-Goober shit because I absolutely BTFO his gypsy ass over a year and a half ago? Sounds pretty sad (!) if you ask me. Who holds an e-grudge for over a year? I must've humiliated him pretty bad.

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>>78060033
Yeah, he likes to cling on to any moment Conor is down.

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<----- Gooby

>>78060033
Nobody likes you

>You have to mention Silva at least 852 times in a DJ fight countdown
Lmao.

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Bisping bless the fans ans the h8rs

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>>78059570

>i heard lee devlin used to suck cocks for potatoes mate hahahahaha

this was so shit it made me lmao

>>78059996
That has nothing to do with his abilities to hit someone

hi I started this whole red king debacle

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>>78060051
Sounds pretty sad.

I already proved my theory that only pooskins and lowlives dislike the Goob, being a Bulgarian gypsy doing so for so long only proves my point further.

>>78060086
Hendo cannot hit you with the h-bomb if you aren't in position to be hit with it.

>>78059996
>Hendo is 3-7 in his last ten.

buddy, again, you're being silly

Hendo got finished early in three of his last five losses, so he's obviously not landing the H bomb there. I never said anything about his defensive abilities. The other loss was vs fucking Daniel Cormier lol and the last was his fight with Bisping where he landed in.

In those three wins, he landed it. Lombard elbow of death counts as H bomb because I said so

>>78060104
>fighters cant hit if it doesn't land

Another outstanding Rondasperg post

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>m-muh hendo nearly beeted him

SHAMBLES

>78060112
Imagine losing rounds to a 50 year old man when you're supposed to be the #1 ranked Middleweight in the world

>>78060105
Lombard is also a fat welterweight.

>>78060110
>a man with the neck mobility of a blue whale can hit you from ANYWHERE IN THE OCTAGON

This is you. This is what you believe about MMA.

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>>78060112
H8rs rely on 2 good hits and forget the entire match lmao

Bisping won the decision and the fight

>>78060112
No one answers to you bud. Seems to me no one cares. At least have my pity (You)

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>>78060126

>withholding (You)s

For sure wipe that froth off your gob my buddeh

>>78060130
>if a punch lands it hits

Probably the most intelligible thing youve ever said

>>78060137
to be fair, Hendo definitely deserved a 10-8 at one point and another round (I forget which) was very close

>age doesn't matter when Floyd beat Conor
>age suddenly matters when Hendo lost to Bisping

The state of Bisping h8rs everyone. Always trying to find a reason to shit on greatness.

>>78060141
>>withholding (You)s
hahahaha is that what people are doing

that is truly pathetic. you're on an anonymous website and you've found a way to show contempt.

>>78060144
>the h-bomb has exactly the same force no matter where you are relative to Hendo

oh for sure you know everything about mixed martial arts my man

Bisping knocks out Rockhold 9/10 times. The real fluke was Fluke's headbutt and eye gouge which led him to beat Bisping the first time

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>>78060172

I'm not sure why people do it, it's petty as fuck and just displays how angry and upset they are

They should try becoming Bisgod fans, we're having a great time

>>78060182
Its okay. Just stop shaking and everything will be alright. Slow your breathing.

>>78060160
>not showing the full clip where he bites his ear

buy an economy ticket back to brazil my guy

>>78060201
>it is literally impossible to use footwork to avoid the one punch that hendo reliably throws every single fight when he has the chance

Of all the things that you should be worried about, getting dressed in the morning is probably the first.

>>78060193
This desu

There isn't a single fanbase on /heem/ that has a brotherly connection like Bisping fans

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>>78060193

>>78060219

lmao this is 100% definitely a schtick at this point

>>78060219
Please stop shaking. You're going through be okay

>All these dorks trying to justify Bisping's "reign" as champ
Lmao so hard

>>78060220
I think you'd be surprised.

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Dana is buying ad space on Bisping's podcast now, wonder if that will boost 215 sales

>>78060241
>>78060232
>it is actually impossible not to be hit by the h-bomb. as soon as you walk into the cage you are fucked: it will land. hendo has literally broken the laws of physics in such a way that your chin is magnetically attracted to his fist.

I'm not even joking when I say that the world would be better off if you killed yourself.

>>78060278
Bisping is a superstar, can you blame him?

>>78060293

this is just one of spergys characters

>>78060278
Bisping's podcast sucks, Chael's is 100% better

>bans you for 3 days
nice try son of a whore

your schtick is getting old Rondasperg

>>78060308
this

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>>78060308
He is the Stefan Molyneux of MMA

Mr. Know It All

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>>78060310

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What are some things that he cares about?

hey cuckoldsprings i am going to loot your home during the hurricane try not to kill too many fish

>>78060343
Cocaine and prostitutes

>tfw Connor fans and bisping fans using meme magic to hold up 3 weight divisions.

>no title defenses within the next 4 months.

>connor and bisping calling out unranked fighters in hopes of stalling another year with most likely decision wins.

Fans literally ruining the integrity of cage fighting, :^)

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I got this app that tells me how long since I last drank (alcoholic here).

It's been 14 days now. I think a 2 week celebration is due here am I right?

>>78060369
I just want Whittaker to beat GSP/Bisping winner so that MW returns to normal

>>78060388
No way man, distract yourself.

>>78060308
>tito tapped

Stopped listening right there

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>>78060369
You sound salty

>>78060392
He might beat GSP. Wouldn't beat Bisping

>>78060412
>Wouldn't beat Bisping

There is literally nothing that Bisping does better than Whittaker.

>tfw I accidentally heem'ed my dog

What do guys?

>>78060425
Unheem him

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>>78060388
Just smoke weed

>>78060308
I like them both although Chael rambles too often anout mandrama and american politics which dont interest me

>>78060424
*yawns*

Save it for someone else, youre a parody of yourself

>>78060425
Red rocket

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-cK5cZ6v4_4&feature=youtu.be

EMBEDDED

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-cK5cZ6v4_4&feature=youtu.be

>>78060437
Name one thing that Bisping does better than Whittaker besides ducking contenders.

>>78060343
me (he talks about god ((me)) a lot)

>>78060462
Striking

>>78060343
Winning at any cost

>>78060447
shraub is a cutie guy ^_^

>>78060437
The aussie is right, Whittaker is nightmare matchup for Bisp'n. Yoel was supposed to beat Robert but he surprised us all

>>78060474
Perhaps all those hamburgers are causing your forehead fat to cover your eyesockets.

>>78060486
Only plebs were surprised by Robert's win

>>78060476
You mean NC'ing at any cost?

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>>78060474
>Bisping is best striker at MW

>>78060486
>he surprised us

Maybe you. Yoel is fucking trash

>>78060404
Why not my guy, just a pint of Vodka that's all.

>>78060497
*loses to a WW*

>>78060504
No, winning at any cost.

for sure whittaker showed some smooth striking against court mcgee my man he's a beast

>>78060503
>>78060508
I hate people like you, definitely picked Yoel to win but when outcome is out you're gonna be the dickhead to jump ship and tell everyone that you called it. If calendar is here he can post pucks that prove how many picked Romero to win

>>78060518
>kills himself to make weight
>is undefeated at the next weight class up and is literally the champion there

if you unironically believe that Bisping has the advantage in any respect against whittaker you're straight up too retarded to talk about MMA.

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Start taking the picks for UFC 215 now you fucking weeb furfag.

>>78060520
>winning
The fight will be rendered NC if B sample confirms roiding wich it will.

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>mvw he says his favorite fighter is Jorge Memesvidal

>>78060544
>you're retarded if you disagree with me

>>78060532
I told everyone how Romero was gonna get embarrassed lol, dont be mad you know nothing about fighting

>>78060544
So did Conor but he seemed to do well in FW. Why couldn't Robert in WW?

>>78060568
>I told everyone how Romero was gonna get embarrassed
That didn't happen, it was a good fight

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>>78060532
Not calendar but I saved it

>>78060579
It was good. It was really good seeing Yoel exposed as dogshit at everything except being a roid gorilla

>>78060579
Rounds 4 and 5 were embarassing for Romero IIRC

>>78060532
I didn't do the 'picks' but just talking with my friends, they were all saying Romero and because I'd used Whittaker several times on the game, for some reason I sided with Whittaker and it was right lol

>>78060568
Get a load of this fucking zilch. Literally everyone not retarded picked Whittaker to EMBARASS Poomero. LMFAO @ UR LOW INCOME LIFE.

>>78057966
>It's a Eddie is losing until he gets a lucky punch episode

Why did people pick him over Conor again?

>>78060547
Ok, but I still remember him KO'ing DC

>>78060666
*furiously begs for attention*

>>78060591
>it was really good seeing Yoel exposed as dogshit at everything
Literal casuals man, the guy is 40 years old, he lost to younger guy that is Whittaker. Bisping will suffer a tougher loss
>>78060586
Damn look at all those Romero picks
>>78060594
It wasn't though, Whittaker slowed down too (although he had bad leg) his cardio faded too
>>78060607
Whittaker is going to hold the MW belt for long time my man

>>78060680
Literally only you

>>78060642
t. Roider apologising casual

>>78060689
If Yoel was 30 he would've been an even shittier striker and gotten knocked out

>it wasn't though
You're a retard. He was flailing around with the most panicked wrestling and getting lit up. You're a dumb piece of shit

>>78060746
Hey Spain, how was your labor day weekend?

>>78060708
>t. Roider apologising casual
I've literally been watching UFC since 104

>>78060738
If Yoel was 30 he wouldn't have gassed hard, his striking was never " the best"

>>78060762
>spain
>labour day
yes americans are this stupid

>>78060774
He would've gassed even faster. His cardio has always been shit and he would know significantly less about striking and his body would get torn to shreds even quicker gassing him faster. Not the slightest bit debatable.

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>>78060690
>>78060680
Freiye posting will never die.

>>78059999
Featherweight is one of the most promising divisions right now

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turby just maximum rev today

rough weekend bud? did you catch the fights?

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>>78060806
>people unironically thought that Conor had the power to knock out Mayweather

>>78060689
Yeah, I was surprised at how many Romero picks there were too. You could see the late fade coming but Romero is still very dangerous and certainly didn't embarrass himself. Beating Jacare and Romero back-to-back is pretty fucking impressive, Whittaker's gonna take over

What is you're favourite grappling position /Heem/?

>>78060806
THE DOLLAR...
THE POWER...

Who is absolutely your favourite fighter, /heem/? One answer only.

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>>78060868
Reverse triangle choke.

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>>78060868

>>78060863
He embarrassed himself. Couldn't take out a one legged karate shitter

https://youtu.be/Yo1YV94_bG4

Weekly Hack Slack

>>78060941
Michael chandler fought on one leg, not Whittaker

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>>78060868

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>>78060889
I been the man, (yeah )
They’re backing me cause I’m the package man
4 niggas 4 straps masked up
In an all black caravan

100 more like I’m Farrakhan
Creep up on like it's Pakistan
Type of shit to make you fear the man, yeah
I been the man!!

>>78060966
Whittaker had an injured leg. It's nominally the reason why Bisping-GSP isn't a total farce.

>>78060966
So did Whittaker, Romero is just fucking trash and couldn't capitalize off of it

>>78060847
He does have the power, just not the technique

I'm dealing with the strongest hurricane in history and these fucking nobodies are arguing over a fight that literally already happened fucking retards get a life.

Why are Lanklets so bad at fighting? They might actually be worse than manlets

>>78061099
Jon Jones

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>>78061045
Oh for sure he has the power to knock out Mayweather.

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UFC featherweight division: current prospects

Zabit
Yair
Choi
New zombie
Hick Diaz
Volkanovski (super low key, he beat the Jap veteran in UFC Auckland)

I think I missed one two guys

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>>78061111
Needed roids to beat a 5'10" 40 year old

>>78061143
Bektic, Burgos, Allen

>>78061143
Who is new zombie?

holly holm is on steroids

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>>78061003
Give and go then I run it in
Ain't no circus I be juggling

10 toes gotta know what I do it for
Everyday I'm hustling
Slipping, why they stumbling
While I’m underground tunneling

Found an entrance now I’m coming in
They don’t want to see me coming in
Doing 80 in a 50 zone
Then I made a left on Cumberland

OT, on the hunt again
All the hundreds they be falling out the sky
End of winter till the summer end

Kick the door down, how you mean
Now the whole team coming in
Now the whole team coming in

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>>78061180
I thought steroids helped your chin?

>>78061091
>so looks like a public humiliation of their own teammates

>>78061120
Didn't land clean, hence the technique

>>78061207
Has to be tucked

>>78061120
> <=<

Can someone please make this a pepe

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>>78061143
Man Zabit went crazy, can't wait to see him again

>>78061207
lol imagine getting knocked around like that by a woman, remember women have thicker skulls than men but 1/100th the punching "power"

Ben askren is literally the best welterweight on the planet

There's absolutely nobody he doesn't wrestlefuck. Been convinced of this ever since Woodley says he gets beat by askren in training

>>78061302
GSP

>>78057966
has eddie ever been in a fight where he wasnt dropped ?