/mls/ general - FOOTBALL SEASON edition

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FIRST for THE D

Who is the most famous MLS player currently?

>vs Costa Rica in New York
>vs Panama in Orlando

when will they stop putting qualifiers in spic dominated cities?
You play Canada there, vs Carribean islands in the Southwest and that's it.

>>78054577
>boo hoo, why do they put soccer games where 100,000 people will show up to watch them.

It's a mystery.

almost didn't find the thread

>>78055187
>how does i catalog

>>78053370
Either a mexican (one of the two saints brothers, or una vela) or an old euro (david villa, schweinsteiger, or pirlo)

>>78055223
too lazy to set up my filters again.
had to search for the thread.
see /ayy/ is no longer even in OP

>>78055293
never heard of either of them, but then again
>mls

>>78055322
>ayy
It is my understanding that it's still their offseason.

TOMOROW

>USSF has rejected NASLEL'S application for Division 2
It's finally fucking happened

>>78055352
>never heard of Bastian "Nazi Doll" Schweinsteiger or Andrea "Le Classy Pass Man" Pirlo
m8...
I understand the Mexicans are total memes and generally unknown to anyone who isn't a CHI, but the old yuros have massive name recognition even for FIFA-playing casuals

>>78059954
Link?
Not seeing this on the usual outlets for NASLel related news (SBI, EoS)

>>78060134
http://fiftyfive.one/2017/09/us-soccer-federation-rejects-nasls-division-ii-application/
It's not that established but it's more credible than the NASL

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>>78060539
And nothing of value was lost.

make a pre-match thread somebody
I'm hyped

USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

>>78062568
nevermind there's already one, fuck.

>>78059954
RIP in peace

>list of USL DIII team candidates is in

MLS EXPANSION WHEN

>>78064385
>Linky linky or you stinky

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are other franchises even trying??

>>78065341
>franchIse
You answered your own question.

>>78064514
It was in the last thread, why do I have to google everything.

>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/USL_Division_III

Please win, ninja turtles

I can't any coverage of the game here and it'll be past midnight when the game is over

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It's happening again.

Will /mls/ survive American football season?

So our league has become a vehicle for the rest of CONCACAF to git gud
Why are >we so good at developing centracas?

http://fiftyfive.one/2017/09/us-soccer-federation-rejects-nasls-division-ii-application/

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>matches return tomorrow

Can you dig it?

>european based players save the MlelS all stars
MlelS was a giant mistake

>>78072968
well, SOMEbody's gettin' rich

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LADS

>>78072968
You don't have to play in Europe to tap in a ball with no defenders in front of you

>>78072968
It was Acosta's fantastic free kick that made the play happen. A home-grown MLS player.

>The league also took a shot at the U.S. national team, which lost a World Cup qualifier to Costa Rica, saying "the last several days have seen some unfortunate results for U.S. Soccer, both on and off the pitch."

now I get why NASL attracts euroboos, they both care more about shitting on MLS than supporting American soccer, what a pitiful league, nothing but happiness for them getting fucked.

>>78077564
tbf Morris would find a way to miss it
t. Sounders fan

So from our final match day (H v Panama, A v T&T), the easiest one for us but pretty hard for Honduras & Panama:

6 pts, 2 wins = guaranteed direct qualification
4 pts, 1 win + 1 draw = at least 4th place play-off
3 pts, 1 win + 1 loss = cross your heart and hope to die, things get very tricky a la Mexico last time

>>78078879
I'm glad Wood scored that goal we needed it, but it at the same time it wasn't liked Wood has some crazy display of individual skill, he scored when we needed it but the majority of that chance was due to Acostas good FK, just be happy we got a point and stop making this about Euro v American based players

>>78079828
I'm not that guy.
Just felt like taking a dig at Morris because I watch the guy every week and he can't finish to save his life.

>>78079742
If honduras gets at most one point out of their last two (against mexico and CR), and panama loses to CR, we can get 3rd place with 2 points.

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GENTLEMEN.

>matches tonight

Streaming?

>>78084732
Get a job and pay for MLS live

>>78053370
Within the league maybe Seabastian Giovinco, outside the league proably David Villa.

>>78072596
>can't even field a complete 18 because of injuries and suspensions and international duty
feels bad man. I don't know if I can dig it...

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Make a starting XI with >your NFL team, and say how they'd do.
This team would unironically beat the Union.

>>78084732
>>78085494
Don't get MLS live it sucks dick and almost never gives you games you want to see on time. The blackout policies make it nearly worthless unless you're into seeing the 20 minute recaps.

check goatdee.net or soccerstreams.net for streams.

>>78086235
I've never had an issue with streams being on time, other than for blackout restrictions.
It's primarily useful for out-of-market games. If you only want the nationally broadcast ones or the ones in your local market, then obviously don't get it. Go to a bar or something instead.

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>>78085494
yeah what that dude said:
>>78086235

I have a job.

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RIP in piss, NASL

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>>78086188
But le 4-2-3-1 man!

Will Johnson was arrested

http://amp.wftv.com/sports/orlando-citys-will-johnson-arrested/604123544

>>78052051
Is NASL dead?

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>>78087903
Not like anything could go wor-

>>78087903
First Larin, now Johnson.
Are Canadians just prone to criminality? Seems like we're building the wall on the wrong border

>>78087903
JUST

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>>78087022
Here, I shifted the dots around a bit. No need to change the players to ones that would fit better with this formation and tactics.

>>78087903
Domestic abuse. Apparently he literally tackled her. I'm really surprised. He always struck me as the nicest and classiest guy in MLS.

>>78089566
Wait, isn't Will Johnson gay?

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>>78089576
>Don't believe the hype.

>>78087974
Effectively, but not officially.

Like Will Smith's career.

Did I miss the game?

>>78091572
Fifteen minutes to go. You haven't missed much.

>>78091602
>battling for 90 minutes for a 1-0 victory

Sounds like my sex life.

Fucking Gerso. I wanted that semenslurping result for my fantasy team.

>>78092018
>fantasy soccer

I am literally not sure if that gives me a raging erection, or the opposite.

>69
>9

>>78092018
>dropped johnson for melia
sorry, i caused this. at least i had harrison on the team.
also, i don't think i will make up the 102 point deficit I have against the top fag on the /sp/ league.

>>78095851
things are tough all over, mate

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M
L
S

INTERNATIONAL FRIENDLY WHEN

>two more days

What news, /mls/tuds?

>LA """""fans"""""

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s5r83tmAdTw

>>78101108
>dat impending LAFC/Galaxy rivalry

>>78101666
DEVILTRIPS CONFIRMS

>>78101108
are these the ultras?

>>78101108
>creeping on those two grills
>taxation is theft shirt
>quacks quacking louder than the passive fans nearby
i'm not surprised at all. this is possibly the worst year they could have chosen to shit the bed
>>78103198
no such thing, except maybe nycfc, who had a guy commit a felony with the blue on.

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>>78104157

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>>78104157

>>78103198
MLS doesn't really have ultras, most of them just want to cosplay as European hooligans but then cry to the police because they got fucked with for acting like ultras.

like another anon said NYCFC is probably the closest because their "ultras" or "hooligans" fight rival fans and commit crimes, but even then its just degenerates trying to seem HAWRDCORE aside from the one guy that cut someone in the neck or something

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3fx2hxNl82I

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>dead thread except on game days

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Who misses /ourgirl/ Rachel?

>>78107268
i certainly don't care about the fox broad anymore.
also, i was the one who posted a lot when she was still with the mls propaganda wing.

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>nfl, cfb, mls all at once

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>>78108323
>not being /mls/, /hoc/, /mlb/

>>78095851
Hey, that top fag is me!
It's amazing to me that I'm up by so much on you guys, because I fucking suck at fantasy MLS.

>>78108850
>/hoc/

Look, I recognize it's basically soccer on a smaller field and ice skates, but warm weather sports FTW.

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>>78110807
>he doesn't enjoy sports from each seasons

>>78111152
this

>tfw next month with have all 5 sports

>>78111152
>>78111567
>being a sports slut
No thanks

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>>78111923
>purityfags

Loon

>tfw only watch mlels, and only occasional illegal jewtube streams at that
weird feel la

NEO NAZI CLUB WHEN?

PENULTY!!!!!

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/our gal/ does it again

>>78121830
Why the defender runs further from the fucking ball?

>>78121900
It's womyn's soccer
What did you expect?

>>78121830
To be /ourgal/ she would need decent tits and/or a decent ass and she has neither

>>78122059

she has a decent ass and a qt face

>>78052051
You missed the most important league out of your OP dumbass

>>78122059
wrong

>>78119575
We need a "my feet hurt I want to go home" meme with this picture.

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>>78121830
what was she thinking?

U N I O N
N
I
O
N

Who else /deadinside/ here?

>>78122895
72 cents on the dollar, 72% effort

Some madafokers in my country say that this was not a penalty!

https://streamable.com/v0rcr

>>78131446
sorry, but literally what league?

>>78131603
Is that important? Isn't that a clear pen? Why people can't jugde all the things fair?

>>78131635
2002 world cup made me lose all faith in officiating, the WWE referees are more respectable

>>78122895
>australian international starting keeper
>does this

what the fuck?? no wonder why no one watches this shit

i can get over the fact that they are bad but its like they aren't even trying

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Our year la'

>>78133198
Apparently, the MLS teams that have been fooled into girl's soccer are losing a ton of cash on it (except Portland). The """league""" had to give away equity to the Lifetime Channel to show their games on national tv.

>>78132561
Don't post the roast

>>78134739

And yet (((ESPN))) thinks losing money showing competitive beanbag toss is better.

If they just showed women's games, and put a little money into the production value, people would watch.

>>78133198

>watching womens footy for quality play

thats where you fucked up

>tomorrow

dont die

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hey doop

>>78136100
spelling bee does better than men's soccer, a girl's league doesn't stand a chance

>>78136798
I don't expect quality play, I'm an MLS fan.

Goal

why is watching the mls so comfy lads?
there is a comfiness in the MLS I can't explain

>>78145023
>*doops you*
>heh, nothing personal, kid

Armando Cooper hasn't started for TFC in ages and it's getting really clear that they're probably gonna sell him or some shit and it's going to really annoy me when it happens

why has david accam still not left the shitshow that is the Chicago Fire?
he's unironically too good for them

>>78153504
They are going to have to dump a shit ton of salary next year.

Cooper is a TAM player who isn't good enough to hang on. Shame as he's up against DP Bradley, TAM Vasquez and HG Delgado, they can get better bang for the buck for backup mids.

>>78153635
>they can get better bang for the buck for backup mids.
you're right but that was one of the things that bugged me about how he got used here - wasn't he a striker at first? like he should be in the Tosaint Ricketts role of a sub forward and instead he's losing first team time because he isn't a good defensive midfielder when the club are the only people suggesting he should play that in the first place. it's been weird to me.

AHAHAHAHA

WHY THE FUCK ARE WE STILL STARTING TARBELL WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS TEAM

>>78153884
in san jose's defense victor vazquez is a known sexual wizard

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>>78153603
All you have to do is make the playoffs. Once you do that it's anyone's game. Typically, a "star" player like Schweinsteiger will play like an asshole because MLS refs don't want to hurt their ratings and will never card anyone that is a household name. This will help their chances.

>>78153905
It was a wide open net because the goalie couldnt figure out the trajectory of a simple pass, pretty much like rocket league

Holy shit tarbell is so fucking bad

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>jozy halftime interview
>asks him about tennis

KILL THEM

https://twitter.com/TotalMLS/status/906644538319687682
>The absolute state of Pirlo

>>78153603
He had Bundesliga and Ligue 1 offers this past transfer window but somehow based Pauno managed to convince him to stay

floodgates bois

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v much happy for Osorio getting a goal i like him

>>78154962
>but somehow mls kikes turned down all offers for him

Ftfy

UH OHHHHH

SEE YA

pinche marero

>capped gio like a chump
fucking fuck

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>>78155422

>>78053370
dzemaili

I don't mean to alarm anyone but....


Larin just scored
Orlando City is currently winning

>>78155422

pls no q

u r all we have left

L oon

LOONS BOIS

>>78157372
Loon passing is atrocious so far.

>top in the east leads top in the west by 15 points, with a game in hand
w-who will stop dorondo?

>>78157472
looking awful rn

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Well, it's happening guys. I've been there already but now I get to see a real game there.

arguably the most important day in /mls/ history

>Soon

>>78157736
>NFL
Ftfy

>>78157736
>a big metal anus

Good chance

>>78157736

This is a pretty nice looking basketball arena, congrats to the Hawks

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>>78157736

>Soon: rendering edition


who remembers this?

>>78157736

You vs

>>78157886

The guy she dreams about

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>>78157821
not MLS but /mls/


>Soon

>>78157736

Nice drapes, faggots

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>>78157950

daytime makes a huge difference, even with the roof closed

>>78157736
PFFFFFFFBTBTBTBTBTBTB

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>the state of the union

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>>78158001
>those folds in the turf

so how will doop fuck this one up?

>>78158001

I know, I went by it when I was in ATL earlier last month, looks nice.

Just got to bantz

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>>78157736
I will never not laugh at the fact that they unironically chose to call the team Atlanta """United"""

Which current MLS team can beat Italian Manlet and Co. in a playoff series?

>>78158344
>atlutd
>already an atl team
uhhhhhhhhhh

>>78158365
Montreal or Seattle

The only way TFC can lose is through rivalry pressure

Wew what a goal

LOON

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AHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>>78158344
>tfw was at the announcement


its worked out better than i thought it would

Does it make me a eurosnob if I can't deal with American accents in soccer commentary

Like if you cant give me a brit at least give me a chicano

>>78158365
>series

>>78158805
Yes it does. you have to hear foreign voices with your soccer gtfo

>>78158805
Problem is most American announcers pretend they are announcing hockey.

>>78158069
any screen caps of the crowd during the game pls? genuinely curious

>>78159150
Loons
lol
uhhh kc
chiraq

That was the most wild stoppage time I've ever seen.

BENAL Red :DDd

>DOOP

>(((VAR)))

REFBALL

T E
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C H E
H
E

R A
A

>losing to the crapids
J U S T

>>78055322
Season starts in about a month my lad

>cascadia is 1/2/3 in the west

What does this mean?

>>78122059

She shed those for the sake of propulsion long ago. I just wish she'd scored like this when she played for the Thorns.

>>78121830

TBF as someone who watched the game, by this point both teams were totally burnt out. Having a hurricane breathing down their necks probably didn't help. But yeah, total choke by Lydia Williams in goal.

>>78134739

Houston's definitely been hemorrhaging money, but Orlando's had a bit more success. It'll be interesting to see how the final goes over, assuming the city isn't swallowed up by the ocean or something.

>>78158805

I'm the opposite, man. I just want to listen to a regular fucking person and not feel like I'm having a tea party in front of Big Ben or something.

>>78089566

Had to read the article to figure out you weren't describing a soccer tackle. I'm like, did he have his cleats up though?

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>Miami won't be destroyed, just damaged enough for rich people to get insurance payouts

This is absolutely how the Worst End of the World would go. Boring and drawn-out.

I want to see wailing and people begging for forgiveness for building their city on a barren sandspit

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>>78167721

>when she take her phone to the bathroom then you hear that snap alert

>NFL Sunday
>Yuro hour
>College back in session
>auto"sports" going strong
>basketball lurking around
>hokkei warming up
>baseball maybe still going (??)
>meaningless midweek /mls/ games
>Real Aus sports still going
>disasterbowls going to be popping up all day

Well, it was a good summer boys. We had a good run. This thread won't make it to noon.

Is Arielle Castillo hot or not??

In pictures where she's working out, it seems like it, but then everything else she's more powered up than a Colombian dollar and she sometimes looks like Ted Cruz which bothers me a bit.

>getting scored on by altidore

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Hey /mls/
Sorry I've been gone
College Football started and I care about that much more than soccer

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>>78174837

THIS IS ATLANTA

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>>78175067
Never Forget

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>Michael Bradley will die in your lifetime

>>78170633
She's not.
Susannah Collins is unironically more attractive.

It really is remarkable how boring the NFL is. Every year that goes by and I get less and less involved, and now I am looking at the games, and they are all shit.

Pro/rel in NFL needed, tbqh

>>78052051
Tldr mls sucks btw lel

>>78178888

She has a cuter face of course, but she is a spooky skeleton. Castillo at least has some meat

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>>78179752

>when Mensah tries some shit

>>78179752
>I'm a ultra
This so embrassing.

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>>78180364
Holy shit my sides

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>Kamara and Santos subbed out for Jahn and Martinez

need a link to the atl match

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>>78180982
Why don't you say that to my face, faggot?

>>78182004
I posted this in a hockey thread and got banned yet have never been banned posting it here. I'm pretty sure mods don't even bother with MLS threads at this point.

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>>78181533

>>78182116
we don't got narcs here

I NEED A STREAM FOR THE GAME

>>78183020
>mls was a miistake.

>var

>>78184118
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPHjC2VpPKs

>when the Fox commentators can't even say Mercedes-Benz Stadium because they're sponsored by Audi

also GOOOOOL ATL

>>78184964
thanks

>Fridlel
This Yurocuck meme is a fucking disease as it is inside MLS

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This game has been great LETS GO ATL!!!

>atl is saving the mls all by them selves

ATL ATL ATL ATL ATL ATL ATL ATL ATL ATL GOAL!!!!!!!!!!

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA

>palmer brown signing for the actual Man City this winter
Idk what to make of this

>based Jimmy Carter

>got a ban for posting copyrighted content on a board ive never even been on

>>78187913
Surprising
He looks rotation quality in MLS at best

I've seen all 8 Atlanta losses and like only one of their wins
Nice to see them win again

atlanta is making the mls great

damn leaf being the only one to crack 100 this round.
fuckin' italian manlet.

>Atlanta is making mls better. Playing on artificial grass is not making this sport better.

why are there "conferences"? is mls intentionally trying to be a joke in every way possible?

>>78188859
Conferences are only a holdover until MLS expands to 40 teams and there is pro/rel between MLS 1 and MLS 2.

>FC Sallad

>>78182116
also kippers is an autistic janitor

>>78188859
to minimize the amount of transcontinental travel teams have to do, especially since teams are only permitted a small number of charter flights
>>78189029
This would be cool but I don't think it will happen

>>78188063
He's probably going to be loan fodder like Miazga for a couple of years

>>78188859
It's for travel reasons, LA travelling to Montreal and back for one game is more than any EPL team does for an entire SEASON

>>78179012
>tfw MLS will kill the NFL in due time

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>>78194409

>>78194444
>Memeis
>Dempshit starting
lol

>>78194728
>Dempshit
You watch your whore mouth, faggot

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>>78194728
serious question: how old are you, anon?

>>78179012
This desu, NFL has become so fucking boring that I barely watch it anymore, I actually watch canadian football more because it's faster paced and isn't inundated with commercials after every 5 minutes

>>78194149

>2017
>having optimism the world will get better

Lame

>>78194999
>>78195119

>le 90's kid will remember these players

People get old and die and rot away, get over it.

>Galaxy scoring on western conference leaders.

>dempshit chimping out.

>>78196320
actually sweetie, they are in 2nd place

at the end of the day, at least >we are still above the loons

>>78198504
>second place is like last place.
Have a good night butt pirate.

>>78195235
If the monkeys keep protesting the flag, that will be the least of the NFL's concerns

>>78198701
I don't care one way or another about the flag protests, performative patriotism is some north korea type shit. ads are ruining the nfl

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>>78198701

>the game being boring and slow is less important than a non-televised, pre-game event that is mildly popular

Seek help, the memes have damaged your brain

This fight for 6th in the West is just going to be a series of draws and losses for an entire month.

Salt Lake should be good as dead, but Houston and Dallas will limp in with just enough to hold on.

End the season now, things won't change, put everyone out of their misery.

>MLS will NEVER compete

Feels bad

>>78195607
who hurt you? I just asked a simple question.

YASSSS SLAY QWEEN: ALEXI LALAS PUTS USMNT ON BLAST

Former US international and meme player has some harsh criticism for the USMNT players.... AND coaching staff??!

Lalas dissed on the whole team, including the players who haven't been given a chance and the players he's spent the last few years defending passionately.

The SHOCKING statement took aim at useless piece of shit Altidore, who Alexi has finally determined to be a useless piece of shit. Only back in January did Lalas say that Altidore was playing the best soccer of his career, despite that being obvious ass linking.

He also took aim at Man Slowly Turning Into a Statue, Michael Bradley, criticizing him for things he does in his free time, rather than criticizing the fact he plays as a sweeper but who can't tackle or pass.

Lalas also had some harsh words for Coach Arena, saying, "Yes, he's entirely at fault for poor team selection and the fact that he literally disdains match tactics and makes the jerk off movement when stats or positioning is discussed, but dammit he's passionate and he loves his fucking flag, and fuck I love him. Good luck brother."

As of press time, Lalas was seen collecting giant burlap bags with dollar signs on them from US Soccer, who felt that Lalas had helped effectively shift blame from them onto 18 year olds.

Frank de Boer to San Jose please

GIB

Good morning lads.

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>>78200395

>two Texan teams in the playoffs

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>>78201520
good morning!

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SOON

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>>78201565
>tfw possibly part 4 and maybe 5 of the Texas Derby
His will be done.

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All these QT stadiums popping up, feels good man

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>>78205272
>lafc building a 22000 capacity stadium.

>>78205343
Who cares. If they can routinely fill it, that is all that matters. If anything, not having enough room for everyone that wants to go has the potential to generate buzz about the team and the sport in general, which leads to long term growth and increased cultural significance.

Classic /sp/ posting, though.
>muh stadium numbers

>>78205343

HIPSTERS ONLY

1 MINORITY PER SECTION

HEADPHONES MUST BE WORN AROUND NECK AT ALL TIMES

>>78201376
>YASSSS SLAY QWEEN: ALEXI LALAS PUTS USMNT ON BLAST
>r*ddit spacing
Please take a gallon of bleach and chug it down to the last drop.

>>78205471
>muh mls 3.0
The league is growing and attendance will surpass NFL. They have a great location but they stadium size will be obsolete in the next decade. Galaxy will btfo of lafc in the future. Mark my words.

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>>78206296
>and attendance will surpass NFL
Can you not embarrass us?

>>78206054

suck my tiny dick and i will, you illiterate dipshit

You are now aware that a MLS team can put more fans in StubHub than the Chargers.

>>78208058
>tfw LAFC outdraws Dach Argers

More teams, please.

>>78208632

But Anon, teams can't just magically start on their own. You need a consortium of millionaires to first desire a tax loophole, and then a team can be created. There's a reason these heros are called "job creators".

Without them, no one would even play soccer. Thus we must wait, till our benevolent overlords decide our cities are worthy of their interest

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Last week during the Honduras game, I was wondering why they decided to play it so early. It dawned on me that it is because they wanted to play the game in the hottest conditions possible as the Hondurans would be better suited to it than the Americans. Why doesn't the USSF unironically schedule games in Anchorage or at the very least Minnesota? Those jungle monkeys have never seen snow before. It would be peak CONCACAF.

>>78205646
nice r*ddit spacing

>>78209850
Or we could just follow /b/'s outstanding example and kickstart Anchorage United, team slogan: Hitler Did Nothing Wrong.

There are 80 unique posters ITT, if we each kicked in $12,500 each, we're in good shape.

>>78210764
>setting off hotel alarms
>grass is longer than usual.
Gets the old noodle coodling

>>78210764
When the US does it, it's racist. when the jungle mexicans do it, it's okay since they're dirt poor

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>>78210764
We need more Snowb Owls desu

>>78211150
maybe "Honduras has one climate and America has several," you climate-controlled basement-dwelling goon.

BETTER THAN HOCKEY, LADS

>>78211345
Yeah, but they could have played the game at 8:30 when the sun was going down and it would have been 10-15 degrees cooler. They chose to play during the hottest part of the day.

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>pussy slayer.

>>78212485
>tfw i could never reach this level of autism if i tried

>>78212561
believe in yourself lid

>>78211101

Sounds good, I'll post my PayPal and we can all contribute and then I'll register the team. Donate before the end of the month please

>>78206054
>>78210888

I still don't understand this level of autism

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>>78212485

>>78213332
>PayPal

Maybe let's do a Kickstarter for legal reasons, I don't need to support your Mountain Dew and Porn habit.

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>7-day old thread

What are you doing to support /mls/, lads?

>All-Alaska Soccer League

>>78213700
nothing.
f*ck mlels

>>78215857
thanks for the bump

>this thread

I like it.

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>his sportfu doesnt lift

>>78213352
And you never will, newfriend

>>78213671
>paying for porn

>>78217622
like if i paypalled you ten grand, you wouldn't spend at least a little on titties.