/heem/: war machine edition

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*GADOOOSH*

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They after me cause I'm the package man

a gentle heeminder that there were some """people""" on heem that wanted Faber to replace RDA for 196 cuz for sure he can give Conor trouble with his wrestling my man

>“I’m 24, man. There’s nothing to lose going into this fight,” Borg said. “In all honesty, I’m a real person, I’m not going to be over here yelling out stupid sh*t like ‘I’m going to f*ck DJ up’ or anything like that. Honestly, I’m going to go in there and fight my heart out and, win or lose, I’m going to keep coming. I’m going to keep coming and there’s nothing that’s going to stop me.

Going into a title fight with a 'meh nothing to lose' mentality kek

>>78051840
*gets 30-26'd by justin scoggins*

>>78051840
>I’m going to go in there and fight my heart out
No one who says this ever goes on to win

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How would I do in the UFC?

>>78051840
Nothing to lose except for the weight

I like DJ but I would laugh eternally if Borg came in over and they made it a non-title bout

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>His head is too small

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HEEMINDER:

If Conor was wearing 4oz gloves he would've slept Floyd in the first round. The only reason Floyd was still standing is because the giant boxing glove grazed against Floyd's chest sapping away all the energy behind this beautiful uppercut.

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>>78051976
You made back that 8k yet famlad?

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Holy SHIT

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

https://www.mmafighting.com/2017/9/4/16252736/ronda-rousey-involved-in-wwe-storyline-possibly-setting-up-future-match

>>78051976
FORCE AMPLIFYING GLOVES MY GUY

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>>78052006
for me it's Jessamyn

>>78052006
Surprised they'd do this now and not for Wrestlemania and all that
Unless she's sticking around long time. Guess we can properly rule out MMA now, at least for a while. Think she'll have fun there

>>78052032
This is the start of the build for Mania

Also Jinder Mahal is walking out one of the fighters at 215

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>>78052031
who's the blonde

she's an even bigger girl desu

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what are some good fights to rewatch?
particularly interested in MW but also WW and LHW

potentially cards too I guess, but it'd have to be really good

>>78052046
This. It's the seed.

>>78051757
War machine did nothing wrong

>>78052080
How far back are you talking
Rockhold/Bisping 2 is always a good watch buddeh

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>>78052031

>>78052006
Why are you surprised by this when it's been stated like over a dozen times in the past month?

>>78051976
this is true. Would have been over in the first in MMA via punches and we would have had a nother Buschinger tier gif. If not slept, rocked and tapped at least. Boxing gloves are fake.

>>78052119
hope solo esque

>>78052063
That's Ric Flair's daughter m8

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>>78051976
Yeah but

<---------gooby

>>78052131
I'm still waiting for someone to tell me what her tattoo says

>>78052155
Just fatigue la

>>78052106
>rockhold throwing a retarded jab and dropping his arm to expose his chin entirely
sure, Bisping really worked hard for that one

Just wondering if there are any gems I hadn't heard of before

>>78052155
Not sure if all-time great ref or just used to shitty MMA refs.

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>>78052168
*gets punched dozens of times without retaliating for a minute straight*

For sure I was just tired my guy

>>78052155
> survive behind fake boxing gloves
> wait for the EPO to kick in
Garbage sport.

>>78052172
Rockhold sucks at boxing. Watch him vs Pukeare where he gets dropped 5 times almost all of which doing the same thing

>>78052185
100% just playing possum for the final 2 rounds

>>78052063
>>78052142
looks like a man

>>78052185
Got one of Conor's uppercut?

>>78052172
>Just wondering if there are any gems I hadn't heard of before
Well, again, how far back are you talking? I could throw pretty much any of Lawler's last couple of fights at you, but they're pretty recent. Lawler/Condit and Lawler/Rory 1 and 2 are pretty great for example

LHW I'd just recommend watching Jones' run. It's fantastic. Gus/Jones and Gus/DC are good too, and in very recent memory Gus/Glover was pretty good.

>>78052190
>Be 10 years younger, 20 lbs heavier, longer reach
>Still hit and punch like a little baby
>Get stopped by a 40 y/o man with glass hands
>This is the best MMGAY has to offer

>>78052172
you are so gay

Cung Le is a better striker than Romero

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https://www.wunderground.com/cat6/threat-increasing-cuba-florida-intensifying-irma

>abandon family and bring home 0 (ZERO) belts
>be a dishonorable roider and cheat
>get BTFO by Bisping
AND
>have your entire home country wiped off the globe

The country of Yoel right now kek

>>78052063
Ronda shook

For sure CB Dolloway was a good test my guy

>>78052126
I'm telling you, boxing should replace gloves with socks then have backhands, hammerfists, and strikes to the back of the head made legal.

http://www.strawpoll.me/13863492

http://www.strawpoll.me/13863492

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>>78052195
Well I want to root for Rockhold, but it's still funny though so I'll watch that

>>78052252
I guess I'll watch Lawler since I can't stand Jones' boxing

>>78052274
canada being insecure as usual

>>78052195
>where he gets dropped 5 times
This didn't happen you ming and if it did, tell me which rounds.

>>78052186
reply in brazilian
>mumugaidebubugai, sempre si

fugg

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>>78052186
>party in the favelas

>>78052339
kek Rockhold go get ready for Branch ffs

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Imagine faking injury for over a year just to avoid fighting the lineal contender

>>78052006
WWE is such an embarrassing thing.
Why do adults, ADULTS want to watch something that is flat out scripted?
To watch dull fucking storylines with pretty girls and the same moves over and over and over again.

And it's a multi-million dollar franchise.

HOW?

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>>78052303
Jorge and Yoel btfo

>>78052358
Rockhold never got dropped by Jacare once let alone 5 times and I'll more than happily eat my words if you can prove me wrong cause from what I remember of the fight Jacare only won rounds by laying on top of Luke, not by outstriking him. But please, go ahead and prove me wrong.

>>78052349
Is that Jon Jones and Jose Aldo?

>>78052372
some people like to hold onto their childhood longer than its healthy, can't imagine adults enjoy watching this horrible fake drama and finding excitement out of it.

>>78052361
When Bisping beats GSP does Whittaker stop being interim champ or does Bisping have to beat Whittaker in order to become the undisputed champ?

>>78052339
Lol you clearly never watched the fight he got thrown around like a sack of potatoes the first couple rounds

>>78052392
Go train Luke

Remember when Conor tried to pick a fight with an 8 year old?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_i7HU54yS0

>>78052392
Worked

>>78052185
He was using the Rcky technique, come on the ref fucked up there

>>78052408
Comfy Aldo and Comfy Silva. Some Russian outdid himself ages ago, you can even see their reflections.

>>78052418
>he got thrown around
He got pressed against the cage and taken down for the first two rounds, he never got dropped by strikes, and when the fight was on the feet Luke was winning mostly cause of his kicks and he had Jacare wobbled at some point.

Good to know that this is all just bait by some mandrama loser though

>>78052425
LITERALLY not him

>>78052474
Worked

>>78052340
what?

>>78052006
This looks like a really bad remake of Mean Girls

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>>78051976
No. It wouldn't. Regardless of the gloves that punch was worthless in comparison to a lifetime boxers punch. Most of his punches had poor usage of his kenetic chain and ones like webm related were straight up arm punches since he isn't used to someone fighting inside.

It was his best punch though.

>>78052459
>he never got dropped by strikes

Absolutely howling.

>>78052528
Would Cody Garbrandt have done better than Conor?

>>78052459
Don't let him WORK you again

>>78052552
>He got dropped 5 times
Like I said, tell me which round(s) it happened in since you clearly watched it and remember it so well. The controversy surrounding the fight is that it could have gone either way but if Luke really got dropped 5 times then it should be easy to prove eh moron?

>>78052583
No, because getting dropped isn't a 10-8 moron

>>78052577
>Younger
>Faster
>Actual boxing ground

Yes, but he'd have lost by TKO as well.

>>78052596
I never said it was you idiot, but please tell me which rounds he got dropped 5 times in.

>>78052303
>abandon family and bring home 0 (ZERO) belts
that's irrelevant, he left to find a way to bring home alot of money (he has done so)
>be a dishonorable roider and cheat
tainted suppliment
>get BTFO by Bisping
how does this happen if Mike ducked him?
>have your entire home country wiped off the globe
all english fighters are bums

>>78052624
>i never said it was

That's exactly what was implied. Sorry you're so stupid LOL

>>78052639
LOL

>>78052372
>>78052413
>Why do adults, ADULTS want to watch something that is flat out scripted?
most forms of entertainment are scripted, plays tv shows movies lol

>the same moves over and over and over again
one of the biggest complains you'll hear about mma is it's boring

literally never watch fake wrestling, your "i'm better than the people who watch it" attitude is childish, wgaf if someone in their 30s or 40s with a wife and kids and a job watches it

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>idiot
>stupid

hey guys unfortunately you cant talk like that on heem

>>78052577
If I was to make a list of top MMA to Boxing carry over Cody wouldn't be on it.

Conor had a chance due to his unorthodox style and the fact he is a southpaw which makes Floyd unable to fully utilize the Philly Shell. Also Floyd has stupid reach for someone 5'8 same with Conor at 5'9".

I'd say the next best person would be Nate since hes got a decent reach advantage, is far more fluent in traditional boxing, and his cardio is amazing.

>>78052707
WHA HAPPEN TO YOU /HEEM/
NO FORGAY MANNERS

>>78052717
>Cody wouldn't be on it

>but Nate would

cute

>>78052686
>if someone in their 30s or 40s with a wife and kids and a job watches it
They're watching it WITH and FOR their kids.

>Being proud of enjoying an objectively inferior form of entertainment

It's like being proud of watching Housewives of Hollywood.

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what does this look convey?

>>78052717
Cody is a way better boxer than Nate though.

>>78052741
Stifling surprise at those mongs who put money on MConner

>>78052727
>Twice the reach
>Better cardio
>Much better at boxing
>Weight advantage also

Cody is ok but you need literally every advantage possible to be fighting against Mayweather. Also, I haven't seen nearly as much of Cody as I've seen of Nate.

Keith Jardine

>be me
>adult
>mma is the only sport i care about
>mma fans unironically look down on pro-wrestling
just stop it's embarrassing

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>tfw unheemable

>>78052785
>pro-wrestling
It's called mandrama

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>>78052787
For sure I was just a lil bit tired

Sean Sherk

>>78052821
never down never out

>>78052741
>BigGulp

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ah..you know...when I get tired I try to wrestle a bit to stall the round and get back my 5th wind

I was still in yeh

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>>78052848
The natty GOAT

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>>78052860

Chad Laprise

>>78052884
He'll return any day now...

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>>78052887
HEEEEEEEEM SLEEEEEEEEPY

Who is our guy Mickey "The mandrama killer" Gall fighting next?

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>>78052686
lmao fucking loser.

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>>78052887
>just let me go out on my back bro

I dont like that angle though

You cant see the 2nd tap which is a nice easter egg

Olivier Aubin Mercier

Yoel Romero is basically a glorified hybrid of Thales Leites and CB Dolloway

>>78052950
Conor "Two-Tap" McGregor

>>78052971
....not really

Elias Theodorou

Maia vs. Condit was over a year ago. Let that sink in.

>>78053001
I'm going to be dead soon, aren't I?

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This card has better fights than the entirety of 215

>>78053041
Rockhold vs Branch is so stupid honestly I hope Branch wins another dirty split decision, the Rocksalt would be delicious

>>78053041
>Rockhold
>Perry
>Lombard
>OAM
>Hamilton
>Jotko
>Usman
>Sosnovskiy
>Burns
>Gillespie

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>>78053041
Spicy Lellator card in 3 weeks is better as well.

>>78052995
>grappler who don't use nearly enough takedowns and falls in love with their shit striking
>shit muay thai
>shitty boxing dependent on overhand power shots
>no cardio
>basically a gatekeeper

yes really......

>>78053082
who was hyping Aaron Pico as the next big thing

was it Schaub or Rogan

>>78053069
Ledet

>>78053106
Ariel Helwani

>>78053082
Daley vs Larkin is gonna be absolutely spicy lads

>>78053124
Yup, what a fight.

>>78053124
No its not. Its gonna be staring contest.

>>78053086
Philawho?

>>78053082
Unknown Fighter via KO

>>78053086
If Romero sucks so bad, then what is Bisping supposed to be like? Getting whooped by a 50 year old and edging out a decision

>>78053189
That 50 year old is still Dan fucking Henderson

>>78052528
>No. It wouldn't
yes, it would.

>>78053189
Dan Henderson is a better boxer and has more power than almost all middleweights

>>78053041
Remind me who Mercier is lads, I know the name

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>>78053203
Compelling argument, still have to disagree though.

>>78053224
He's on the game, that's about it

>>78053157
The thing is Unknown Fighter is really a complete enigma in the Octagon. We don't know what angles he's going to be coming in with

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>>78053226
Any reason you won't post the whole thing?

>>78053237
I don't have the game, hasn't he done anything standout, even if it's being on the receiving end?

>>78053224
He's a chad looking canadian fighter who loves to win by submission

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is Springsperg back from his weekend of getting banged in the ass?

>>78053258
He tapped out Drew Dober with a RNC, who recently KO'd Josh Burkman with a right hook to the jaw

>>78053257
Makes it even worse. Floyd is pretty much in boxing range with his hands low and that's the best Connar could do.

>>78053257
I didn't have it. Its still sad. The first punch was more of a pull back than a good jab and the second was, well nothing.

@78053283
weak bait

>>78053265
>>78053278
Thanks, not ringing any specific bells desu so I don't know what it was. Maybe when he fights again i'll pick it up
Probably not

Thales Leites would knock out Romero

>>78053359
He trains at tri-star

Thales Leites would win 2 rounds against the current middleweight champion.

>>78053405
3*

Sam Alvey would be a -250 favorite against the current MW champion

Theodorou flatlines Romero

Sam Alvey would KO Bisping it's true

Romero would get bullied by a one legged Welterweight

Oh wait

Dan Kelly wins a clear unanimous decision against Bisping

Kailin Curran would drag Romero into deep waters

Matt Hammill a literal retard gave the current middleweight champion the closest victory of his career

Yoel Romero got his shit pushed in by a 170 pound shitposting amputee

>>78053553
No shame in that, Hamill beat Jon Jones

The current Bellator Middleweight champion would be -220 over the current UFC Middlweight champion.

There's no shame in accepting that Rashad Evans would be a -500 favorite against the current UFC MW champ

Bryan Barberena would be the -500 favorite in a five rounder vs Romero

-190 in a three rounder

>Canada desperately baiting schaub poster for attention becuase his life is literally meaningless
Fucking pottery. I hope he never comes back so you never get another (you) on heem again

Matt Dwyer would retire Yoel

Schaub>Mitrione>Fedor

>>78053275
It looks like he just gave birth

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>>78053661
I get (You)s all the time, sorry things aint working out for you

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Schaub is a global phenomena

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Sign the contract Stipe

>>78053792
How did you shitposters anticipate this?

>>78053553
lol, he's not retarded he's deaf you ignorant goof

>>78053808
We believed

>>78053810
Everyone point and laugh at this nerd right here

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>>78053773
That ref is licking his lips thinking "I have front seat to a murder, can't wait!"

>>78053700
>we will never see Edmond coaching and cornering someone again

>>78053838
why doofus? lol

Is Schaub even with his wife? He talks about how much he wants to bang other women all the time

>>78054038
They aren't married so who knows.

>>78054038
classic posturing. affirmation of his sexuality from other men is more important than respect from his family. it's a sign of a shitty husband/father, hopefully she leaves him soon and takes half of his tshirt money

“Colby Covington wasn’t even really in the gym at all,” Woodley said. “Not even training, he was too busy on Twitter. He was saying all this stuff, and now I’m in the gym, now it’s like, now where the talk at? Where you at? Nothing. Silence. And the irony of him having to shadowbox underneath the picture of me with the belt on, was enough for me.”

According to Woodley, Covington had plenty of opportunities to speak with the champion.

“I’m shadowboxing by you, I’m jogging by you, I’m standing near you, and you’re facing the wall and you won’t even turn around and look at me. You’re in the corner and you won’t move from that corner until I finish my workout and stand in the corner and shadow box in the same spot for 30 minutes and you wouldn’t turn your back. But you got so much to say on the internet.”

Beyond that, though, Woodley says he’s not going to give Covington much more attention, saying he prefers to prove himself in the ring the old-school way.

“If you’re going to step up, be real,” Woodley said. “If you want to do you thing on Twitter, have at it. I’m not going to stop you, a lot of people think that’s the way you have to make money. People like me think you just gotta beat top guys to get there. If that’s what he wants to do, I’m not going to stop him I’m not going to debate him I’m not going to give him any attention. It’s just really embarrassing for our sport that people who can’t just do it the old-school way and just beat people.”

>>78054038
Looks like they have an open relationship """"agreement""""

Pretty sure he spends more time with Callen than with her.

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>>78051757
>mfw seen war machine fuck phoenix marie

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Have any of you even done any martial arts?

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>>78054082
Based T-Wood

http://www.strawpoll.me/13864112

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It can't possibly go any worse the second time, right?

>>78054217
He must really need the money if he's okay with getting embarrassed again by whoever.

>>78054228
he doesn't need the money, which is the only respectable thing about it. he should fight bj penn

>>78054249
Shit, at this rate, he might beat BJ Penn

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>>78054082
Fake news

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>>78054267
Lyin Tyrone back at it

>>78054267
>>78054082
i don't even care, i just want tyron to lose the belt

>>78054249
>which is the only respectable thing about it
He clearly does if he's still chasing this boat that sailed a long time ago.

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>>78054267
>>78054295
>c-c-colby

It's sad that you're now pinning your hopes on a guy who has p4p the most boring fights in the UFC.

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>>78054388
I dont have a problem with Tyrone. Im no h8r. And Colby puts on grappling clinics. He may not be doing a lot in the eyes of the untrained and unwaahe at first glance. But the way he gradually breaks his opponents is vastly unheralded

But like him or love him, you MUST respect the way Colby has been K-K-K-K-KILLIN THE GAME

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>I-Im just baiting for (You)s
Sad

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>>78051757
>MFW War Machine was offered a 16 to life plea deal that he probably could have negotiated down to like 12-16 straight and been out 6 on parole
>MFW he plead not guilty and lost at trial so now he's serving 36 to life and has to do a full 36 at absolute minimum

I will never understand how someone could be so retarded. Did he think he was going to beat the rap with all of those witnesses and shit? Protip: if you're in America and you're facing 35 charges you have zero chance of beating, take the fucking plea. The guy literally multiplied his time in prison by 6 for no rational reason. I can't even imagine how bad that shit is going to sting once that 10-year anniversary rolls around and it dawns on him that he could be free right now if he just signed a piece of paper.

>>78054493
he's not very smart, have you ever seen his slurpee video?

>Hate Woodley for being boring
>Bandwagon an even more boring fighter

Colby "1 KO in 12 wins" Covington will surely bring more eyes to the sport 100%

>>78054493
he literally beat himself up because of some /b/tards. we aren't exactly talking about an intellectual here

>>78054493
he'll die in prison

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>>78054217
Next time he'll circle before he gets BTFO.

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Why do h8rs have such a problem with appreciating greatness when its right in front of them?

>>78054524
>>78054512
Then his attorney is trash for not being able to explain to this dullard why going to trial in a case like this is a kamikaze mission.

>>78054217
CM PUNK CM PUNK CM PUNK

>>78054553
poor guy can't even go out to dinner without having to wear all reebok

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>>78054553

>>78054522
Atleast he's white

Sick of the manlet divisions if the UFC wants my money they better scrap every division under 155, I'm sick of this shit. Nobody wants to see ''''men''' who are the size of little kids and teenagers. What the fuck were they thinking when they made DJ the headliner? My little nephew is taller than that bald prick.

>>78054682
xD

>>78054721
mate lets not pretend you're not watching free streams every week anyway lol

>>78054721
fucking casual pleb

>>78054742
he's kind of right, 145 and 135 are fine but 125 is the reddit division

>>78054736
False my internet is too slow to stream fights online I watch the UFC at a sports bar or buy it with friends I like to support the sport but they really need to better to actually promote grown man divisions, so sick or watching kid fights

>>78054755
Well i dont go to Reddit, maybe you should stay there considering you know so much about them

>>78054755
No scrap 135 and 145 as well. Holloway needs to move to 155 anyway. Cut the little kid divisions and use the resources on the grown man divisions.

>>78054781
that's such a reddit response

>>78054550
gall = lyons, punk = barry's

>>78054787
i hate to break this to you bro but 99% of the 155ers are manlets as well, there is basically no visual difference between 155ers and 145ers. 135ers look small but still human sized. 125ers are midgets, only redditors pretend to enjoy the midget fights because they think it makes them seem knowledgeable and hardcore

>>78052372
wwe made vince a multi billionaire

>>78054790
You'd know

>>78054721
>State of size-queens
Go watch WWE and jerk off to Triple H's roid physique you casual ponce

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>>78054814
If you're under 6'3" you're a manlet as far as I'm concerned. So let's just cut everything under 205 lbs.

>>78054814
I know what you mean but I think there should be at least one manlet division and given Gooby is there who is a huge draw I'd keep it. But probably spend all the marketing dollars on the heavier divisions more.

>>78054861
Cringing @ this post

>>78054721
>if the UFC wants my money
What money?

>>78054873
Casual money

Imagine how much different the UFC would be if they were allowed to grab the cage?

http://www.strawpoll.me/13864306

>>78054885
Now imagine how much different the UFC would be if steroids were openly allowed

>>78054889
Casuals that enjoy manlets and wmma.

>>78054896
i enjoy mixed martial arts. you enjoy large manly physiques

>>78054873
>>78054878
triggered manlets detected

Been watching the UFC since 117

>>78054904
I enjoy mixed martial arts, you enjoy midget fights and softcore porn.

>>78054904
Redidt tier manlet response. How can any grown man watch manlets fight and not just laugh at it? It doesn't look normal. I like to watch MMA to watch the baddest men on the planet go at each other, men whom I would be afraid of getting into a scuffle with on a late Saturday night. Nobody fears tiny men. Sorry, man. It's the truth it's why the flyweight division is bankrupting the UFC.

>>78054906
At best you've been watching since 203, and this size-queen argument is something I used to see from WWE kiddies

>>78054927
I would have DJ as a -3000 favorite against you in the octagon and in a street fight.

>>78054904
what's your favorite japanese mma promotion mr. hardcore mixed martial arts fan? you DO watch other promotions aside from just the UFC, right? since you're so knowledgeable about mixed martial arts and all, i mean only a true expert like you can appreciate the finer points of midget fights.

>>78054931
So if I don't like to watch midgets fight it means I'm a casual who just started watching MMa?

>>78054885
It was very stupid to see people grab onto the cage when it was legal

especially when they literally reached over the wall and grabbed the other side

>>78051888
that dude is lucky

>>78054940
CM Punk was considered a "midget" in WWE despite being 6'1" and 200 lbs. You're definitely a mandrama loser there's no question about that.

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out of the way manlet shits

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>>78052063

wow lotta big girls in this picture

>>78054955
lmao @ the way you put midget in quotes. it's so blatantly obvious that you're a triggered manlet

>>78051976
>wimpy arm punch
>koing Mayweather ever
Lmao

>>78054965
Same way CM Punk is a manlet then yeah im a manlet too according to WWE size-queen losers

>>78054955
So you're saying you enjoy watching DJ fights? Maybe leddit is where you belong.

>>78054978
and a further lmao @ your continued use of the term size-queen, like seriously dude could you be any more of an obvious manlet?

For one night only on September 9th I will be the biggest Ray Borg fan on the planet.

He holds the power to kill the manletweight division, he must throw all of our meme magic behind him.

Isn't Rogan technically not under contract for the UFC?

>>78054978
>im a manlet
That's all I needed to know.

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>>78054978
>then yeah im a manlet too

>>78054993
Ray Borg looks like some random dork on the street that I could bully by just making eye contact with him. These are the fighters who I should take seriously?

>>78055006
he'd break your jaw, walkcunt

>>78055006
>These are the fighters who I should take seriously?

No, not at all. Which is why I hope Ray Borg beats Mighty manlet so WME closes the division.

>>78055014
6'3" 195 lbs I'd love to see him try to reach.

>>78054979
I'm saying you're a mandrama watching size-queen who likes to jerk off to male physique more than you do anything else

>Maybe leddit is where you belong.
Seems like you know a lot about leddit. Spend a lot of time there?

>>78055006
all of the flyweights are soft-spoken dorks. that's why reddit loves them so much, they're non-threatening little midget nerds that redditors can identify with. the heavier guys are "douchebags" and "tatted up tough guys" that remind plebbit of the guys that used to bully them in high school.

>>78055021
>Admitting you're fat on the internet

>>78055031
that's alotta projecting you got going on there friend, something you wanna share with the class?

>>78055024
oh so you're DYEL in addition to being a manlet, damn bruh this is getting sad as fuck

Mixed Martial Arts

>>78055014
Lmao at this manlet who thinks technique matters when you're at a huge size and reach disadvantage

I'd literally pick him up and throw him in a bin or something. Maybe even step on him if I feel like it.

>>78055038
>projecting
reddit terminology

Just imagine explaining to your friends and colleagues that a 5'3" 125lb fighter is the best on the planet and should be taken seriously.

>>78055053
DJ is leddit the fighter. Only beta dorks take these manlet divisions seriously.

Muh technique xD xD

Let's just admit the fact that these flyweight dorks would be humiliated by any average sized male in a street fight no matter how hard you try and sugar coat it with your politically correct bullshit.

>>78055064
Seething manlet lmao

Dude just admit that you like to watch these little dorks because you identify with them physically. It's no problem. I would respect you for being honest actually.

>>78055047
Where did you get your Black belt at being a keyboard warrior?

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>>78055064
>the absolute state of this manlet

>>78055053
I don't imagine someone as dumb as you has that many friends.

>>78055072
>>78055074
>Tfw triggered mandrama losers with a single truth post

>>78055077
I do, and I made the mistake of watching a mighty manlet fight with them. Let's just say they took MMA less seriously after the fight was over. Face it, manlets should have their own promotion that is streamed on r/mma.

>>78055077
He sounds like a chad to me desu. You mighr be a beta dork who hangs around with beta dorks. If I told my friends DJ was the best fighter on the planet they'd think I was messing with them lol

>>78055072
>because you identify with them physically
>identify

See that's where you got it wrong. I don't watch MMA to identify with anything, that's what housewives who watch reality shows or manchildren NEETs who watch WWE do. They watch these shows so they can self-insert as the big roidhead "wrestlers" they see, I've seen it first hand. You're clearly one of them.

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>>78055079
>being a manlet

>>78055087
>Why don't these guys have huge pecs and thighs like Triple H? how am I supposed to jerk off now? ;_;

What did you mean by this?

>>78055085
The last time I watched WWE is like in the early 2000s. You're so triggered it's crazy. My opinion is not even controversial. No body takes these midget fighters seriously

>>78055083
just imagine one of these manlet redditors going off on a tirade explaining the p4p system and mighty midget's """""technical prowess""""" all in an attempt to convince normal people that a man who is the size of a 12 year old is the best fighter on the planet

JUST IMAGINE

Just imagine Mighty Manlet in an openweight fight with Nate Marquardt hahahahahahhahaha HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

The manlet would get gadooshed and flushed, how am I supposed to Mighty Manlet seriously and tell people he's the #1 fighter in the world?

This manlet is probably the only DJ fan on /heem/ desu he's so desperate to defend his 5'3" black dwarf

Imagine being this triggered about what should be a non-controversial opinion. Goddamn what happened to MMA lads? it never used to be this politically correct. These new fans are such pussies.

I revved up the mandrama spergs, really sorry boys

>>78055099
There's a reason why most of DJ's fanbas e are on leddit and Twitch. The only ppl who enjoy his fights and consider him the best fighter are dorks, betas and little children who play video games.

Weren't mandrama size-queens also trying to say Mcgreggar was going to win just cause he has bigger hands and a bigger head than Floyd?

>who is the best fighter in the world? ah yes, it's this bald dumbo eared nerd who is smaller than my little sister. yes that's right, he is the toughest man on the planet. yes indeed.
christ, just imagine

Imagine trying to paint people you disagree with as mandrama fans when in fact you're the one posting pictures of mandrama

>>78055109
Holy shit dude you're seething lol omg

>>78055119
Did you get banned on reddit? You seem really upset.

>>78055127
t.triggered mandrama loser

>>78055124
This lmao

He actually thinks ppl wanting to watch grown men fight means they are mandrama

>>78055123
>"b-but muh technique!!!"
>"If Mighty Mouse and Cormier were both 6'1, 185 lbs Mighty Mouse would totally win haha"

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I like DJ because he is the most skilled and technical fighter in the UFC

>Conor "first 8 minutes" Mcgreggor is the most dangerous fighter in the world

prove me wrong

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>>78055047
>I'd literally pick him up and throw him in a bin or something. Maybe even step on him if I feel like it.

>>78055119
/heem/ posters are alphas like hoodiechad who support real men and real fighters

a reddit beta would be too terrified to even approach stipe. this is why they all fawn over DJ, he's a polite physically unintimidating dork. he's someone the average reddit manchild could envision themselves being friends with.

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>"You just don't understand the technical ability of Mighty Mouse, stop being so dense."

>>78055135

>I like to watch the biggest sweatiest men on the planet go at each other, I mean really go at it, they gotta be at least 180 lbs, they gotta make me feel something when I see them

Woah back up there man, what did you actually mean by this?

>>78055135
But that's not what you said is it, you said every division below 170 should be cut, not just FLW, now you're backtracking, or your life is just so sad and you consider this pathetic trolling a form of entertainment.

>>78055139
>who is the best figher in the world? well to me, a mixed martial arts expert, it's a toss up between this 5'3" black midget and this horsefaced scrawny polish woman. yes, these are the two best fighters in the world. what's that? who is the heavyweight champion? now why in the world would you care about that? us ~~~real fans~~~ do not care about such trivialities as size *tips tapout headband*

>>78055155
I said under 155. And no I'm not trolling there is no reason why the UFC should be promoting those divisions, they don't make money

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>"So what if he's only 5'3"

>>78055158
-3000 odds for conversations that have never happened ever.

>>78055161
>they don't make money
>biggest draw ever fought at 145 lbs
>the other big draw was a woman who fought at 135 lbs
>i've been watching for over 5 years
>i'm not trolling

Yeah you're just a retarded bored /asp/ie

>>78055161
>le manlets arent draws xD

Who cares other than mandrama faggots? Fighting isn't about cutting promos and appeasing obese virgins like you

P4P is literally just a ranking system created by manlets to feel better about themselves. The only way DJ is even taking seriously by anybody is because of much p4p best which is nothing more than a meme ranking system created by manlets, you can tell a lot about a MMA fan when he brings up p4p

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>"MMA is my favorite sport, you should totally give it a shot. The best fighter in the world is fighting this weekend. Oh no, not Jon Jones, someone even better. He's only 5'3" and 125lbs."

>>78055173
The fact that he keeps denying he's a mandrama fan is what's surprising. It's almost like he's ashamed of the fact that he still watches that garbage.

>>78055174
This, if the best fighter in the world would get schooled in an openweight fight by Chris Camozzi, I think it's time to reconsider.

>>78055172
Gooby is a natural 155 er, I stated clearly I wouldn't scrap the 155 division. You're grasping at straws and seething as usual.

>>78055177
Notice how he's gone from "i dont even watch it" to "yeah i used to so what!"

He's gonna admit how he's got tickets to Wrestlemania or some shit next lol

>>78055177
Lol at this projection. This manlet can't stop talking about mandrama and has folders filled with mandrama pics but he accuses me of being a mandrama fan. Youre such a pathetic dork

>>78055192
Lol you're having a full meltdown at being exposed now

Who even makes posts like this wtf

>>78055109

>>78055192
>size-queen casual lingo
>uses /asp/ buzzwords
>"n-n-not a mandrama fan promise"

I know RAW just ended bud but be more subtle next time.

>>78055195
>Who even makes posts like this wtf
This guy >>78054927

"I like to watch MMA to watch the baddest men on the planet go at each other, men whom I would be afraid of getting into a scuffle with on a late Saturday night. "

>>78055199
How would you know about that if you weren't a mandrama fan? Lmao this manlet can't stop projecting

>>78055206
I used to go on /asp/ until mandrama kiddies came in and ruined it. I can at least admit as much, but you can't, why? is it cause you're ashamed you still watch a kid's show and are obsessed with size queens like Hulk Hogan and HHH? Be honest buddy.

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>it sucks that DJ's fights don't get more of an audience. i was on my favorite manchild nerd video game watching website watching DJ play children's games and we were all talking about how more people need to start acknowledging the fact that a 5'3" 125lb man is the greatest fighter on the planet