DIAMONDBACKS @ DODGERS GAME THREAD

YES Goldjew is out

Dodgers win

At least maeda isn't fucking this one up

If the Dodgers actually choke this season anybody want to get in on a suicide pact?

Should be a good pitcher's duel tonight

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Going to the game on Wednesday with Maeda pitching. How fucked am I?

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>>78051732
ye

Rich Hill is on point tonight. I don't see the diamondbacks winning this tonight.

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>>78051843
Stop jinxing it

>>78051843
So is Ray, will probably come down to the bullpens

>>78051913
Yeah and the dbacks bullpen is absolutely wretched. Anytime the game is on the line and our starter is leaving the mound, I automatically assume we are about to lose.

>>78051877
>>78051732
How's the rotting of your brain due to porn going?

God I just want Alana Rizzo to beat me up and choke me

>>78051980
What are you on about?
>2.64 strikeout-to-walk ratio, fourth in the league
>3.76 ERA ranks fourth
>percentage of inherited runners scored, is 24.2, best in baseball.

FUCK

LEFTY KILLER DOES IT AGAIN

welp

Thus begins tonight's downfall

>>78052082

>Falling numbers

You are a true dumbass.

This team just can't find it.

>>78052117
Oh, I get it, you're just a retarded doyers shitposting false flagger. Got it.

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>doyers

Is it true that beating the Dodgers is like winning the WS for the Diamondbacks?

when turner hit the first pitch he saw for some dinky out in the 1st you knew it was over

>>78052160
No because unlike the dodgers, diamondbacks actually have a championship in the last 20 years.

Beating them only feels good because their fans are complete faggots when the come to chase field.

>dodgers can't even get a hit

>>78052223
>>No because unlike the dodgers, diamondbacks actually have a championship in the last 20 years.
who would have known that conditions i deem fair would be used unironically , dg would be proud to see how many fans he's amassed

Wtf hahaha barely hit him

>>78052223
You mean the championship you took away from a suffering New York in 2001?

>>78052263
Lol fuck New York.

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>>78051732
At least I'll get to see Buehler

https://www.mlbdailydish.com/2017/9/4/16253206/dodgers-call-up-walker-buehler

buehler??

Wait have the Dodgers had a single base hit so far

>>78052543
Nope

Robbie on another level tonight

puig literally the only guy in the lineup who remembers what a meaningful at bat is

why are di*mondb*cks uniforms so fucking ugly?

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Who can stop them bros...

>>78052708
they decided to spend their time playing professional baseball rather than in the closet thinking about fashion lol

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

A dodger is actually on base

>>78052738
>hurr durr im a dumb expansion team faggot thats only accomplishment is beating the dodgers in a meaningless game

>forsythe ruins a perfect game

>>78052750
>>78052758
Walk?

>>78052772
Single

Rich Hill always looks like he's just about to commit suicide

>its another "dodgers leave runners on base" episode

That was a funny inning

Big birb

>Baez
GG Dbags we'll get you next time

>>78052929
JUST

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>Baez

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>baez

fuck this game

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FUCKING BAEZ STOP

>9 pitches
>2 hr

>le take 60 seconds to throw the same pitch every time man

Lol he better not be in postseason

I TOLD YOU ABOUT BAEZ BUT YOU DIDN'T BELIEVE ME.

Why is Baez doing this to us?

>>78053020
I always thought the baez shitposting was just a meme, but this guy really is fucking horseshit

GO SNEK

He was so elite in the first half of the season and now he's back to his old self

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fuck Baez, why does Roberts insist on using him so much?

baez getting

C H E W E D O U T
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Stay vigilant, dbacks... bullpen and Rodney can still fuck this up in one inning.

Bases loaded no outs lol

>>78053123
>inb4 triple play or grand slam

GO SNEKS!

what if the dodgers are losing on purpose to fall into the #2 spot behind the
>nast

in the play offs on purpose?

roberts playing 25D underwater inverted chinese chess?

Quality outfielders

Dodgers season is over.

Damn I just feel bad at this point

>>78053173
Roberts is literally Mattingly v2.0, so no he isn't doing anything clever.

is there even a reason to keep watching

>need a double play to go down by 4 points

>>78053197
to maybe see Bellinger hit a dinger, after that fuck this shit

>all these literal whos that people think are hot shit for some reason because they sometimes shit on terrible triple-A pitchers in their ABs playing like Dickson, Segedin, Verdugo, and Culberson
>used up Gonzalez and Ethier starting over jew Hernandez, Bellinger, Granderson, or Taylor
>Utley is barely staying relevant
>Darvish drops the fucking ball and is going to be gone after October
>who knows which Kershaw is going to show up in the playoffs

>the 2001 Mariners, part 2

and I'm a dodgers fan

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>win a Dodgers trash can
are they serious

>>78053425
i wish

Wtf happened to my Dodgers? :(

they were shilling hard over a fucking barbecue glove all last week

3 HRS FOR THE LEFTY KILLER

>it begins again

Can someone explain how the Dodgers went from winning practically every game to losing basically every game for the past two weeks? I haven't been paying close attention recently.

ok fuck this

if there is some spectacular comeback i can just watch highlights

>>78053539
See
>>78053329

This is insane

SNEK BOIS

>all these empty seats
Sad!

>>78053556
STAY AND TAKE YOUR MEDICINE ITS GOOD FOR YOU

>were gonna keep the same losing lineup after going 1-3 with the dads, no it'll be better this time i swear, baez is awsome!

C R I C K E T S

>>78053539
the lineup stopped harassing pitchers and being selective and reverted to hacking.

pitching is something different. i don't know what that's about.

>I hope they fire roberts after this season.

>>78053607
kek those fucking commentary bantz, savage

>>78053539
They have some minor leaguers batting and pitching while some starters are getting time off.

>>78052751
SEETHING

>>78053639
fuck off and enjoy your exhibition game wins cockscuker

>dodgers w/ their complete A-team batting lineup
best team of all time
>dodgers w/ even 1 guy missing
worst team in the league

>>78053654
>b-but they have depth!

goal: go into october rested. even sleeping

It's fucking hilarious that forsythe is the only one pulling his weight right now. Fuck this game

Why are they keeping Ray in the game?

>mfw the Diamondbacks are STILL not a WS contending team because of shite bullpen
Don't let them deceive you.

>>78053732
Because he's soing good. It's fucking retarded that coaches like roberts take out performing pitchers in the 6th inning. If hill was still in, it probably would still be 2-0

>>78053654
Pretty much. Whenever the lineup has Taylor-Seager-Turner-Bellinger the team looks unbeatable. When Bellinger was injured they started to suck. As soon as Bellinger came back, Seager got hurt.

>>78053649
SEETHING

>>78053737
What evidence do you have to support this?

Fire Roberts please.

>>78053654
Surely one dude missing from a lineup doesn't inhibit their ability to score ONE run...

>>78053851
The reason why that lineup with those 4 guys consecutively were good is that they were always a danger to get on base or give you a big hit. When one of those guys slumped, the other 3 picked him up. Now you're replacing one guy with people who don't give you either.

Granderson either gets a walk or a HR. A lot of people have been left on base because he can't get that single hit. Grandal is a super streaky hitter. He either goes on a tear or just sucks dick for a week. Forsythe gets walks and that's it. He's another guy who can't expect to bring in runs. Puig is usually the 5th best hitter, but he doesn't bat until the 6th spot lately and usually. Barnes is probably the answer but he doesn't play much.

>>78053851
It really does. Dodgers have been a momentum based team this whole season

hahahahahahhahahahahahahaha

i don't watch baseball i just like laughing at LA

Yeah this team is broken. Now the questions is, who the fuck will stop the DBags?

4 HRS HOLY SHIT

fuck, this martinez-goldschmidt-lamb middle of the order is scary

JD STANDS FOR JUST DINGERS

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REEEEE IF SOMEONE ISNT FIRED OR SENT DOWN TO THE MINORS AT THE END OF THIS HEADS WILL ROLL

so when will the dodgers become healthy again?

>23.14 ERA
Fuck i feel bad for this guy

>there are still idiots out there that will defend the Dodgers team


I said this team wasn't going to make it because they do not have quality players and it's showing.

>>78051542
>>78051542
>>78051542
>>78051542
>>78051542

Its only a 12 game lead. If Roberts keeps it up with this bullshit lineup Dbacks could win the division

Postgame interview should be amusing.

>Dodgers down and out

>>78054112
nah too late in the year... they'd have to play immaculately all September and the Doyers would have to continue eating shit for the rest of September.

>>78054112
>only
Normally that'd be a ridiculous statement, but I really think this can happen now

Imagine actually living in a shithole like LA

>>78054319
As opposed to...?

>>78054146
>>78054151
I say only because it was a 21 game lead not too long ago and the rest of their schedule is mainly games against the Padres and Giants.

no step on snek