the newest picture of mario götze.

>>78051086
So you're saying I should try out for a German soccer team

>>78051086
god just imagine sucking a fart out of that fat, delicious ass and then feeding him chocolate

Wow. A white fertile couple in 2017? That's problematic, Germany.

>>78051086
Goatse?

he's a big guy

>>78051086
he THICC

god just imagine sucking a fart out of that fat, delicious ass and then feeding her chocolate

>>78051086
THICC

>>78051203
>>78051422
both of these

>Fat
>Balding
>Manlet
Did Messi curse him with black magic?

>>78051470
No, those are just his genetics.
But evidently, it's not stopping him from having lots and lots of sex.

>tfw when you look exactly like götze. literally the same height and body, but without the money. fuck my life.

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>>78051086
that broads turd cutter looks juicy fat, thick as molasses
i want her to treat my face as a sybian so bad guys

he looks american. can we get him on our NT?

Does he have an erection this time?

>>78051086
I don't see what is wrong with this. Dude's living the life

>>78053003
nah, too fat. can't anymore

>transfers to Hamburger SV
>scores late crucial goal to win the league
>Werder Bremen and Schalke relegated during the same season

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>>78051086
>tfw no qt gf who tries to give you erections at boat parties when she knows paparazzi are around

>>78051086

No, that's Elon Musk with Johnny Depp's old slag.

>>78051086
>he scored a winner in a final world cup match on the fucking xxi century
lel

>>78053003
he can't get erect anymore

>>78051086
his tits are bigger than hers

>>78054991
goddamn australia

>>78051086
His gf is hot
Money > everything else (even if you are balding overweight manlet)

Guys I have the Goetze body and no hair since I shaved off my weak hair line.
Is there hope for me?

>>78051470
seething lanklet detected

Why is he still on holiday.

The season's started you fat cunt.

>>78055170
ye if you have millions in your bank account

>>78055170
Are you rich?

>>78051991
>turd cutter
lovely

>win one world cup
>stops giving a fuck
>invents myopathy story, just enjoy $ and pussy
not even gonna lie, I'm jealous

>Mario Guts

>>78051086
his gf always looks fucking fantastic

>>78054862
Retard. No one is mistaking THAT for amber heard's flat ass.

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>>78051991

He's sick ya idiots.
"diagnosed with a rare metabolic illness, identified in media reports as myopathy, a muscle disorder which can cause fatigue and weight gain."

>>78056144
I think I got that too

>>78056144
No seriously, how do I get tested for that.

>>78051694
Well she wouldn't even look at him if it wasn't for his money and fame.

ah, so she fucks him in the ass, not the other way round

>>78051086
Is his fucking dick up again

>>78056144
Shot I have that too
Definetly.
I am fucking lazy and always have to watch what I eat.

>>78051276
for you

>>78051086
I would gladly be twice that size for half his footballing talent

Can you imagine

What it's like to be loved

The King of krapfen

the annihilator of Apfelstrudel

>>78056862
I'm dealing with a girlfriend who whines and rages over porn. She thinks I should only masturbate to the thought of her and doesn't understand men's natural desire for other women
I don't cheat but of course I see a sexy girl and I'm going to be aroused

the Dictator of Döner

the McGregor of McDonalds

the Crusader of Currywurst

The Sovereign of Spätzle

lol Gotze is such a typical fat little German boy

doesn't deserve an alpha Latin name like Mario

The Tyrant of Topfenstrudel

>>78057810
nothing alpha about being a poor commie manlet

>>78051216
Check your privilege shitlord, one of them has a disability.

>>78057810
mario is an italian plumber name

>>78051086

er ist ein Berliner

>>78057819
>>78057804
>>78057785
>>78057782
>>78057777
Stop with these, this isnt even remotely funny. I guess thats why there are no famous european comedians other than those two brits.

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>>78057880

>>78057880
The Obeseman of Ohio

>>78057888
Thank you for proving my point, it really does feel like /sp is riddled with 14 year olds

>>78057880
The obtuser of Orlando

>>78057762
I wanted some opinions on this but I guess you really are a bunch of losers

>>78057762
Sounds like you have a problem bro

>Relationshits

Found it

>>78057880
The Baron of Burger

>>78057762
My gf found me passed out at the computer, dick hanging out, tissues on the desk and some ugly milf on the screen. She woke me cracking up and said "poor bitch, couldnt make you cum" Married her.

If your women takes you watching porn personally you need to find a new one

>>78057880
The Fatman of Philadelphia

>>78057880

the city of (you)

>>78057927
>milf
>that flag

>>78057880
just stay the fuck out of euro threads if it bothers you so much

>>78057927
She keylogged the laptop so she can see what I post here and if I watch camgirls
Women have a hard time understanding sex and love are not intertwined for men.

>>78056144
It's alcoholism bruh.

>>78058006

Tell her to fuck off.
You gotta draw a line in the sand somewhere, and have privacy.

Otherwise, she'll see you as a doormat, her pet dog, and will have to get drilled by Tyrone to feel like a woman again.

He looks so chunky.

>>78051086
That guy looks like a fag

>>78057904
t. 16 year old

How can you be an athlete, yet be so fat?

>>78051086
so this... is the power... of metabolic diseases.......

>>78051991
>i want her to treat my face as a sybian so bad guys
never before have i had this thought
but i agree with you, friendo

Proof he's balding? I can't really tell from op pic, but my eyes aren't great either.

>>78058377
Who can blame him?

take this shit to TMZ, bunch of gays

>>78055633
>tfw had qt lithunian gf
>tfw had dreams of moving there to live out comfy life after retirement
>tfw no lithunian gf

>>78058377
aua aua mein penis

in middle school some girl in my class was a bit obsessed with him and said she wants to marry him

why?

>>78057880
the behemoth of burgerland

>>78058560
in the old days obese men were considered wealthy

>>78058399
Need more detail, what exactly happened?

>>78058560
look at his bank account

>>78058613
nothing. we broke up

>>78058671
you cant trust Lithuanian women, they are lying cheating whores

>>78058724
lithuanian people in argentina are super conservative and religious

>>78058739
Lithuanian ppl in argentina are those that escaped before Soviets destroyed our ppl. Almost everyone left in Lithuania are degenerates.

>>78058795
you are way richer now than before the soviet union, the commies developed your country

>>78058814

you know nothing, my dear non-white friend

>>78058814
No they didnt, thats a fucking meme, all they did is just built bunch of commie blocks, there is a reason Lithuania is leading in suicide in the world.

>>78058833
finland is also in the top 5 and they weren't conquered by the commies, it's just the shitty weather

>>78058671
But why, stop being a faggot
I want your blog post, I went through something similar with an Italian and I mean an actual Italian over there

>>78058828
>>78058833
So Lithuanian women are bad? What about Latvian?

this isn't /balt/pol

>>78058910
no of course not why would you think it is?

silly muzzies

>>78058877
kek
she moved to 1st world with senpai when she was 9. met in college. we lived with each other for a year. after college i moved back to hometown with parents and started process to join navy as pilot. took about a year for things to get processed and shit. didn't do anything but vidya 24/7 during all of this. we grew apart because of distance and me turning from outgoing guy to essentially neet. she broke up with me. depression. i cancel pilot plans and went corporate route. 2 years later and i bought house in suburbia, new gf, and climbing corporate ladder. havent talked to russian/lithuanian qt in a year and a half
there's my blog post
tl;dr time heals all wounds, money makes everything better

>>78059209
with family* forgot f.a.m. turns to senpai

>>78059209
At least you're coming the corporate ladder, tell me how you managed that?
It would be a great help for me to move on from that life I shared with her

>>78059397
just applied. probably sent out 200+ applications, a dozen or so emails, a few job offers, then picked one.
stop following her on social media. stop paying attention to what she's doing. she probably doesn't obsess over you as much as you do her.
talk to other girls, improve yourself/your life, find new hobbies. they'll serve to distract you at first then they'll fill the hole, then they'll open doors to meeting new people. just do you and work on improving yourself and be best version of you you can be. that's all i've got for you

>>78059495
Thanks

>>78056279
She is aware that it makes her not better than a common prostitute?