/nfl/ general: big guy TD edition

https://playoffpredictors.com/football/nfl/?L=IwhM5YLdq1JUWFykMhp7MT8rLNIjIzVUgtVbBSxe628mu4p2Mkudut7BlWqwhQA
Objectively true predictions.

>>78050305
>taxi squad

Kys

>yfw Zeke's suspension stands and Dem Boys tears roll in

For you

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Go Raiders!

>>78050305
this is why im convinced Brady is a system baby

bellichick just designs these really easy plays for him to run

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Reminder

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ALRIGHT, GIMME THE (You)s AND NOBODYS QB GETS HURT!!!

Give me THREE (3) reasons why I should support the Rams.

>>78050331
Goodell loves Dem Boys. He will not suspend Ezekiel, you jealous hater.

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>>78050305
>HOU:Duane Brown says he's 'definitely' playing
>HOU:Nuk Hopkins (hand) says he is '1,000 percent'
Both of these better be fuckin' true. Especially Brown. Motherfucker better not hold out into the regular season.

>>78050325
>3 afc south teams
>packers missing playoffs
>eagles
>saints winning division
is this bait?

>>78050352
Belichick is a defensive coach you nob. Brady is a Weis/McDaniels babby.

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>>78050352
>a trick play is why I'm convinced Brady is a system babby

>>78050355
If it weren't for cancer, this man would be living in a cardboard box by now.

>>78050371
>3 afc south teams
Bold but each of those teams have the softest schedules ever.
>packers missing the playoffs
So?
>eagles
fuck off cowspic
>saints winning division
One of the most slept on teams this year, MARK MY WORDS the Saints WILL be good.

>>78050384
t. Domebabby

>>78050384
>play action
>trick play

Wew

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>>78050384
>28-3

Yeah, where is Brady's talent?

>>78050363
The only reason is that there is no reason. LA football sucks.

>>78050410
Wow Brady is so elite throwing to a wide open guy!

>>78050325
>guys I swear this is the season the jags are good! Says area man for sixth straight season

>>78050363
They'll probably score that many points the entire season.

>>78050396
>they had Arians win 9 of 12 games and kept Pagano instead

>>78050406
>a pass to the LT
>not a trick play
>Old Gay

>tfw this time next week football will be in full force and a game will be on

>>78050426
Did you see their schedule? I even had them lose to the Jests.

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Do we have a chance at out-tanking the jets for the #1 pick?
Also cowboysfags should I start McFadden this week or not? Thought we were supposed to get a Zeke ruling today and need to know for muh fantasy

>>78050361
>my team just got the lobster again
P-please sir, spare my team, here's a (you) for you

>>78050452
They still have Bortles as their starting QB. They could play Edmonton and Ottawa and still end the season 4-12.

>>78050452
The jags have been in the five easiest schedules for many years now, the entire AFC South always is because of how bad the AFC South is. Still can't see them getting past the Titans or Texans, and depending on when Luck comes back, the colts, either.

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>dur the Ravens is duh Browns

>>78050433
Jim Irsay is a mouthbreathing methhead retard.

>>78050457
Nigga your guess is as good as ours. We don't know what the NFL is gonna do with Zeke.

>>78050476
The guy who said that was clearly baiting and you autistically fell for it. No one is that retarded.

>>78050489
I honestly think he's worse than York and Snyder in the "worst owner" competition.
t. Coltsfag

>>78050469
Lobster is a good QB when put on a real team.

>>78050473
But now he has the ball to give to Fournette. Houston started Osweiler and Hoyer the past 2 years and were just fine.

>>78050421
Must be embarrassing to be Flacco

>>78050504
I don't know, Old Gay, you're pretty fucking stupid. And if you can be so can anyone else

>>78050457
I hope the colts get the #1 overall just to watch the trade rape of some poor team

>>78050516
Bill O'Brien is at least a competent coach. You can't say the same for Doug Marron.

>full of dangerous criminals
>used to be well respected organization
>now a shadow of its former self
>live and work near a boarder wall

Are the Dallas Cowboys the Night's Watch?

>>78050516
>Houston started Osweiler and Hoyer the past 2 years and were just fine.
Houston has also had an elite defense most of this decade that has made it to where Hoyer/Osweiler/insert replacement level qb here could win 8-9 games a year. Jacksonville has a defense that may end up being above average, not otherworldly good like Houston's.

>>78050518
Right, finding the open receiver is Flacco's main weakness.

>>78050510
He had to be replaced with Peyton's decaying corpse so the Broncos could get past San Diego and get the #1 seed.

Not to mention, he had DeAndre Hopkins last year and made him look average.

>>78050516
The Toxins have an elite defense. The Jags have a merely good one. And O'Brien is better than Marrone.

>>78050561
>replying to youself

Tacky desu

>>78050577
>implying I'm Gaydy's Knee

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>>78050577
Pot callin' the kettle.

>>78050403
>>3 afc south teams
>Bold but each of those teams have the softest schedules ever.
the raiders/chiefs will be competing for a wildcard spot, and potentially the dolphins too
>>packers missing the playoffs
>So?
packers are tied with patriots for consecutive playoff appearances, a historical number of 8. Neither the lions or vikings will be good enough to give them the boot
>>eagles
>fuck off cowspic
swing and a miss
>>saints winning division
>One of the most slept on teams this year, MARK MY WORDS the Saints WILL be good.
saints are playing in an entire division of playoff teams, doubt they pick up the title

>>78050582
>bradysknee
>getbrady

Sorry senpai cant keep up with these fags. Getbrady is an infamous samefagger and i have no clue who the other guy is.

Who will get more yards this year: Jay Ajayi or Leonard Fournette?

>your team
>your prediction for their season
>your favorite non-/sp/ board

Patriots
19-0
/lgbt/

>>78050305
doing my first fantasy draft soon. Any tips? All I know is draft a RB in the first round... after that what do I do?

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>>78050618
You worry too much.

>>78050542
That's a good point. The moron did lead the Bills 9-7 so maybe?

>>78050635
Neither will break 1000

>>78050331
>tfw Cowboys go 4-2 during Zeke's suspension, finish 14-2 and win the super bowl and Dem Boys-haterz tears roll in

>>78050643
>redskins
>10-6
>/pol/

>>78050645
Pick up potential rookie sleepers in the late rounds over JEST and Jags receivers.

I made the mistake of picking up that fucking wife beater Jarvis Landry last year and it fucked my season.

>>78050643
iggles
8-8
/a/

>>78050643
>Jest
>4-11-1 (Browns game will be a shitter for the ages)
>/v/

>>78050643
Raiders
10-6 again
/tv/

>>78050643
packers
12-4
/ck/

>>78050643
Ravens
10-6
/tg/ or /k/ over this stupid poverty ball board everyday.

>>78050643
Chargers
15-0
/e/

>>78050643
>eagles
>9-7
>/v/

>>78050643
Colts
2-14, first overall pick (2 wins are both over Titans to cuck them out of the playoffs once again)
/k/ and /g/

>>78050661
I think you might be right.
Fournette will have the 1st year bonus but every team playing the Jags will have 2 linebackers locked in on Fournette at all times. They know that the Jags will run the ball a lot because of Bortles.

New fan question: do fumble recoveries on runs count against running back yards?

>>78050729
>15-0

Hm?

>>78050672
>>78050693
>>78050715
>>78050720
Pleb tastes in boards you gay nerds.

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>>78050729
>15-0

>>78050741
>New fan question: do fumble recoveries on runs count against running back yards?
Nope, in fact they get just as many yards as if they had been downed. So if they run for 8 yards, fumble, and then it's returned for a touchdown, they're still credited with 8 yards (stupid but it is how it's scored)

>>78050770
Not as dumb as a QB throwing a screen and getting credited for the YAC

>>78050748
/ck/ is secretly the best board tho
I wouldn't expect somebody like you to understand

>>78050770
Hmm, strange. Thanks for the info. I thought Fournette's potential fumbles might cost him 100+ yards and push him below Ajayi.

>>78050672
>supporting a racist team
>/pol/
no surprise there

>>78050746
12 games in a season plus 3 playoff wins.

Is it wrong to like /an/ for puppers?

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>>78050643
>iggles
>10-6 or 9-7
>/b/

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*stays healthy and becomes the best RB in NFL history

>>78050809
>replying to bait

>>78050812
But, there are more than 12 games in the regular season.

>>78050822
Watch him pull a Calvin Johnson/Barry Sanders.

>>78050822
>stays healthy
Pretty much impossible. He looks skinnier than half the backs in college right now. Great talent, but if it was all about talent we'd have a much different list of champions.

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>>78050827
Has that been their problem all along?

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>>78050643
Raiders
10-6
/k/

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You now remember Michael Turner

>>78050827
Oh, I didn't know. This is my first year watching NFL. I'm a UCLA fan.

>>78050799
A resounding "no".

>>78050852
It might explain McCoy's poor preparation during his tenure s HC.

>>78050862
T H I C C

FLOODB OWL CONFIRMED

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>>78050895
Truly ahead of his time

>>78050859
You better not be that Raidnigger who thinks every black long gun is an AR...

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>>78050862
THE BURNER

>>78050895
Faggot

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>>78050921

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>tfw this time next week you'll be funposting about MNF with /sp/

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https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/hurricane-irma-may-force-nfl-to-move-or-reschedule-buccaneers-vs-dolphins/

>The Tampa Bay Buccaneers and the Miami Dolphins are slated for a Week 1 game at Hard Rock Stadium, and safety issues may force them to make a move on the game. Whether it's a postponement or moving the game up, the league is going to need to do something if projections continue as they have been.

What do you think will happen?

>>78050945
>2017
>Not being a faggot

>>78050643
>Chiefs
>14-2, Super Bowl win
>/fit/

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>>78050945
Tad insecure brah?

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>>78050957
>mfw the dolphins end up losing their bye to play this dump game

>>78050957
Play in the Jags stadium? Not that far away and the Jags play in Houston.
>Everbank sells out because the fans finally get to watch a real football team

>>78050957
They play in Jacksonville

>>78050945
Low test detected. Also you literally jerk off to Derek Carr who wears eye liner.

LA football was a mistake. They gave us the wrong teams. I wanted good football, not this shit.

>>78050980
The dolphins are not good to consider any game a dump game.

>>78050957
also I thought they were going to move it to thursday night

>>78050822
what a shitty block by stafford

>>78050643
jets
fuck you.

I never would've thought that this board would harbor so many faggots, rip 4chan

>>78051022
I was referring to both teams being shit.

>cutting 3 draft picks
good job ted as always

>>78050994
>>78050987
https://www.tropicaltidbits.com/analysis/models/
have you seen the track? jacksonville is going to get effected too

>>78051019
Well, you're stuck with 'em now.

I remember the Ravens got fucked back in 2009 IIRC because Houston got BTFO by a hurricane and the game got canceled giving the Ravens a week 2 BYE week. Literally cost them the Owl that year. Fuck you Houston.

>>78051030
>implying American sports discussion in any way reflects the state of the greater site
>All this, from a tripfag
Wew lad

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>>78051045
i agree

>>78051054
I don't care, I will continue to cheer for LA's TRUE team, the Los Angeles Raiders.

>>78051052
>effected

>>78050957
Orlando (UCF) or TB

>>78051047
Fire McCarthy, Thompson, and Capers immediately.

>>78050340
No Janikowski ;_;

https://www.silverandblackpride.com/2017/9/4/16253278/report-raiders-have-asked-sebastian-janikowski-to-rework-his-deal-creating-contract-impasse

>>78051019

Haha.

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Why the fuck hasn't the Bucs/Dolphins game been moved yet? There's a 99% chance this hurricane tears Miami a new asshole what the fuck are they waiting for?

>>78051205
>NFL: Goodell has released a statement about the Bucaneers/Dolphins game not being moved: "Fuck Florida."

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>>78050643
>bengals
>9-7
>/vg/, specifically /fgg/

>>78051205
>dolphins live in water
>buccaneers sail on water

they will be fine m8. Its gonna be the NFL's first waterb owl

>>78050957

>The hurricane bowl
>Players ride dolphins as they trade blows in the intense winds and rain

>>78051258
>kick a field goal
>wind blows the ball through the other teams uprights

>>78051133
Oh this hurts

>>78050957
move the game to thursday night and have a double header, fuck the whole "patriots get to play the first game of the season" bullshit to help pad their narative

GT vs TEN is on espn right now lads.
man the volunteers have fallen so far. have they had anyone drafted recently?

>>78050331

Pls no, they will use it as an excuse when they miss the playoffs

>>78051634
they had that one guy with the big head that likes to moon and fart on girls...can't remember his name. I think he won a super bowl once

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>tfw won't get to watch the Hurricane Bowl because power will be out and I will be ded.

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>tfw preseason is almost over

We've done it, boys

>>78051634
Dobbs, Barnett, Kamara

>>78051651
rip bahamut

>>78051651
How will the league go about rescheduling games?

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>>78050643
Loins
10-6
/pol/ & /his/

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>>78051634

Just a few

>>78051665
My body is ready for another roller coaster of a season, and I have at least 10 beers in the fridge for gameday

>>78050305
I got first pick in fantasy draft. Who do I pick?

>>78051634
Breddy gud game so far, desu

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Is it true in fantasy football that Eddie lacy takes up 2 bench spots cuz he's so fat?

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Just how much better is Dak going to be this year? Could we all very well be labeling him as the next Tom Brady after this season?

>>78051778
Nigga pulled a mark sanchez

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>really really likes women
>really really likes people who protest the national anthem
>really really proud of openly gay former team mate

Is there a more progressive QB out there?

http://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/nfl/aaron-rodgers-explains-why-gay-nfl-players-fear-coming-out/ar-AArfVyw?li=BBnb7Kz

>“I’m incredibly proud of him,” the two-time NFL MVP said. “I know he had a lot of fear about it, and how he would be accepted, and how people would change around him. I think society is finally moving in the right direction, as far as treating all people with respect and love and acceptance and appreciation. And the locker room, I think the sport is getting closer.”
>“There’s a fear of job security,” Rodgers said. “If you have a differing opinion, differing sexual orientation, they can get rid of you. So is it better just to be quiet and not ever say anything? And not risk getting cut, with people saying: ‘Well, it’s because you can’t play?'”

>>78051778
this fuckin guy

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>>78050643
Patriots
GOOD
/fit/ /pol/ /g/ like all 3

>>78051672
when was the last hurricane you got in jamaica? I dont hear about you guys getting a lot of storms

>>78051718
i remember josh malone was a 5 star recruit coming out of highschool

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>>78051778
ZIP
POW
BANG
SLAM

>>78050643
>Bills
>5-11
>/pol/

>>78051778
I wonder how much of that "china food" he's eaten recently.

For reals tho, he has an eating disorder right? The moment he quits the nfl he's gonna balloon up to 400 pounds unless he pays someone to lock up all his food. Sad really.

>>78051806

IT'S 2017 FOLKS. Being gay is okay.

>>78051796
Could you at least wait to start the most absurd shitposting until the Cowboys first game?

>>78050799
Nah /ck/ is shit but I like the sips thread. For me, it's the yellow sips. Otherwise it's shit. /fit/ is FAR superior for cooking. I can live off of what I know from there while the only useful general on /ck/ is maybe the tea one.

>>78051828
That's big kid

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>>78051778
Imagine being paid hundreds of thousands of dollars as a bonus to your already lucrative job to just NOT EAT and still fail at this one thing?

E X P L A I N.

>>78051947
>not remembering the middle school bane threads
also he's 22

>>78051947
uuuu

>>78050590
Did that get tipped, or did he shank it that bad?

Dolphins game moved to Tampa and will play on Friday night.

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>>78051796
>Just how much better is RG3 going to be this year? Could we all very well be labeling him as the next Tom Brady after this season?

>>78051975
There's no way they'd move it to Friday AND move it to Tampa

>>78051975
>Football on Friday
Alright!

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>>78050643
Patriots
13-3
/a/ and /vr/

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Guys, do we agree that the reason LA has two NFL teams currently is because the league is attempting to see which one will stick better with the city and it's people, and the other will be used as an international team going forward. I think they are seeing that Jacksonville might not be willing to let go of the Jags and will need a team in the chamber when it comes time to expand to the UK.

>>78051996

>There's no way the NFL would move a team to a place they shouldn't at a time way earlier than they should

>>78051975
Fake news, but Friday night football sounds fun

>>78051959
There's a bane elementary in Houston

>>78052017
I hope the Jags stay
Their owner cares too much to move it.

>>78052025
There's no reason to move it to Tampa if you move the game to Friday though. Storm won't be here until Sunday.

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>>78052017
I can agree with that.

Chargers should've stayed in SD, damnit.

This was a recent Aztecs game at QUALCOMM. Don't tell me there was a problem in SD. The only issue is Spanos.

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>>78051806
>“I’m incredibly proud [...]"
>"I [...] had a lot of fear about it, and how [X] would be accepted, and how people would change around [X]."
>"I think society is finally moving in the right direction, as far as treating all people with respect and love and acceptance and appreciation. And the locker room, I think the sport is getting closer."
>“There’s a fear of job security,” Rodgers said. “If you have a differing opinion, differing sexual orientation, they can get rid of you. So is it better just to be quiet and not ever say anything? And not risk getting cut, with people saying: ‘Well, it’s because you can’t play?'”

Holy mother of projection.
Well at least we know why he hasn't just come out of the closet yet. He's scared of losing his job.

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>>78051990
>Just how much better is Tom Brady going to be this year? Could we all very well be labeling him as the next Joe Montana after this season?

>>78052070
Im curious what would win out. Wisconsin fans' homophobia or their love of football/winning?

This would be even better if he came out as the qb for the cowboys.

>>78051796
>Dak
>Not a meme QB

>>78052069
>Marshall Faulk jersey
nice

>>78052070
> He's scared of losing his job.

He of all people know he wouldnt lose his job, he is scared just because he is scared.
Cant really blame him, the backlash inside and out of the locker room would certainly be there. Turmoil he doesnt want or need when playing football.

He should have just come out with the other 3 NFL players a few years ago before they all backed out.

>>78052099
There's literally nothing going for Green Bay besides the Packers. They would grumble and accept homo Rodgers.

https://youtu.be/gn4nRCC9TwQ
good for a quick laugh

>>78051830
Last one to technically make landfall was Emily, Would have said Sandy but it just passed nearby

>>78052130
>>78052099
Guys, what are you talking about? He really really likes women

>>78052145
big data neural networks arent really a laughing matter
t. luddite

when is the earliest Elliot will be able to play?

>>78052158
Sandy fucked us up here in Jersey

>>78052189
Week 1

>>78052211
Preseason is over with.

>>78052163
Imagine being an elite nfl qb. You would get first pick of all the biggest, thickest, hardest cocks to stretch your asshole with.

>>78051944
/ck/ isnt about cooking silly, it is about shitposting

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>>78052247
>implying /fit/ doesn't have better shitposting

>>78052099
who cares honestly

>>78052242
>You would get first pick of all the biggest, thickest, hardest cocks to stretch your asshole with.

In theory
In reality, he has to be way on the downlow and cant be promiscuous.
He almost got outed by his last boyfriend.

But maybe there is like a network of downlow celebirty gays. Its probably what he was doing with Nick Jonas over in LA. He cant just starve himself

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did I do well spuh?

>>78052287
His whole fucking fanbase, thats who
The real world is a whole lot different than twitter. Donald Trump got elected remember, a lot of differing opinions in this country.

>>78052315
i hope it's a 12 man at least

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>he doesn't really really like women

Anon, what's your problem?

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>>78051698
aints
5-11
>

>>78050325
more like
>pic related

Ayo niggas yall listen up. I dunno where yall's from, and I don't give two fucks, SPECIALLY BOUT DEM LEAFS, but I come from da Big D, where WE DEM BOYZ. We gonna win dat Supabowl, we gonna beat all yo punk asses, cause we be ELITE. Prove me wrong mofuckas. DO IT!

>>78052331
I've lived in wisconsin my whole life, and have been to gb on numerous occasions. I can say with certainty that nobody would give a fuck. Rodgers is like jesus around here

>>78052363
this is pretty realistic, but I think the saints could get more than 5 wins this year

>>78052367
>Rodgers is like jesus around here

You would literally have to pick your football team over your religion
You turned on Favre real quick didnt you?

>>78052367
Ayo FUCK WISCONSIN! Football be a Texas thing yo. That whole titletown USA thing is a load, yo.

>>78052287
well in an ideal world nobody would care, but people are shitty.

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>tfw downloaded more than a dozen AOTY contenders last night
no motivation to listen to them anymore. just that compulsion to collect games I wont play. music I never listen to. movies I never watch.
the fucking infinite jest was right bros.

okay choose who has the better season by whatever metrics you consider important
winston or cam
obj or antonio brown
carr or rivers
big ben or rodgers
mixon or fournette or cook
sieman or mccown
saints or falcons
michael thomas or julio jones
jags or phins
cutler or mariota
chargers or chiefs
kelce or gronk

>>78052402
tell me where the new testament says you cant watch a gay man play football. Dont be dumb, watching football doesn't mean you endorse his lifestyle, whatever it may be.

>>78052434
What you permit you promote.
Did you learn nothing in church?

>>78052422
Tough one; Winston
OBJ
Carr
Rodgers
No idea
Semen
Falcons
Julio
Phins
Mariota
Chiefs
Gronk, IF he lasts most of the season

>>78052454
>What you permit you promote.

That's not even remotely true. What kind of retarded church do you go to? As long as they don't infringe on your rights, let people do whatever the fuck they want and let God decide in the end.

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>>78050403
>Bold but each of those teams have the softest schedules ever.
Only because they play each other.

>>78050361
Here.

>>78052476
> As long as they don't infringe on your rights, let people do whatever the fuck they want and let God decide in the end.

Do you send a christmas card to the local abortion clinic?

>>78052402
your butthurt about rodgers is obvious
>>78052409
an insignificant amount of people would care negatively, but some people would try to claim he is above criticism because muh gay
most haters just try to find something to hate him for, and it isn't his GOAT stats

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>>78050403
>One of the most slept on teams this year, MARK MY WORDS the Saints WILL be good.

>>78052512
The reality is the backlash wont come from an "insignificant" amount of people. And he fanbase is probably the worst possible team to be gay on.

>>78052490
>Do you send a christmas card to the local abortion clinic?

what are you even trying to say here?

>>78052017
Then why aren't the Jets in London?

>>78052550
The vast majority of churches arent panty waist lutherans who accept gays. Much like they dont accept abortion clinics, and the idea that you shoul "let people do whatever the fuck they want" is an outright bullshit statement.

>>78052422
>winston or cam
cam will have a run game this year
>obj or antonio brown
brown: plays for a much better offense
>carr or rivers
carr, rivers is a has been
>big ben or rodgers
rodgers, big ben isnt even on the same level
>mixon or fournette or cook
fournette, they all play for garbage teams, but fournette is the best of the three
>sieman or mccown
sieman is on the rise even if his ceiling is low
>saints or falcons
falcons may be a better team, but saints will have a better year than last year, and falcons will regress
>michael thomas or julio jones
julio
>jags or phins
phins are a step up
>cutler or mariota
cutler is better overall
>chargers or chiefs
chiefs, chargers are tanking this year
>kelce or gronk
gronk

>>78052486
>Playing the Browns, Jets, Bengals, Rams and 49ers isn't soft

>>78052454
what is this, the holy roman church?
let he who hasn't sinned throw the first stone nigga

>>78050643
Buscs
10-6
/tg/

>>78052589
Yes, but doing nothing about something doesn't mean you promote, no matter what a pastor says.

>>78052638
You arent judging people when the sin is cut and dried
You are ignoring all of the verses that explicitly say to rebuke and expose sinners.

>>78052652
>no matter what a pastor says.

Its not what the pastor says, its what the bible says.
You dont judge, but you expose the sins that are clearly defined in the bible for others to see and learn from.

God will come back and judge them in their own time
You literally cant in good judgement continue supporting him if he were to come out as gay and continue being righteous

>>78052697
People sin every day. It doesn't mean you drive them from their job or ostracize them. Be like Jesus, Anon.

>>78052697
>You dont judge
>You literally cant in good judgement continue supporting him if he were to come out as gay and continue being righteous

lol wut

>>78052743
Its amazing that people who read the bible are able to ignore the parts where Jesus hung out with and fed the "sinners"

>>78052548
you don't think there would be more ratio of butthurt fans than a team from ohio, georgia, texas, indiana, or virginia? granted few of those teams have as many fans, but rodgers is much more beloved
if matt ryan or tony romo came out, i guarantee you more fans would pull some "if he wasn't such a fagboy he would win us more games" when everybody knows rodgers is keeping the packers elite and has some of the best stats of all time
everybody knows the biggest difference between the 80s packers and after is a great QB. Some people already hate rodgers and would use it as criticism, but those people just hate him because he is popular and successful

>>78052697
This. Sick of "judge not" being twisted to mean "let everyone do whatever the fuck they want maannn fuck the Bible fuck the Commandments fuck morality man fuck everything"

>>78052697
>verses that explicitly say to rebuke and expose sinners
really? where

>>78052744
Its judgement on your own righteousness
Are you going to go against the infallible word for entertainment?
Are you really going to associate a homosexual, who would in turn be promoting homosexuality on the biggest stage?
Its clear what the bible says about homosexuality

>>78052786
>So watch yourselves. If your brother sins, rebuke him, and if he repents, forgive him.

>Those who sin are to be rebuked publicly, so that the others may take warning

>Preach the Word; be prepared in season and out of season; correct, rebuke and encourage—with great patience and careful instruction

And so on and so on.
Rebuking a clear defined sin is distinctly different than passing judgement.

You would rebuke a murderer right?

>>78052363
>Tits
>Going 12-4
>Sweeping the division (granted it's a crappy division, but still)
I see whoever wins the AFC South going 10-6 at most.

>>78052793
Is the bible also ok with drunkness, wife beating, premarital sex, and all the other sins NFL players commit every day? I guess you and I endorse those too...

>>78052820
You dont have to support those players, and none of those players are going to come out and condone beating their wives.

its only a matter of time till "proud" rodgers is going to be pushing his agenda

>>78052816
oh so a bunch of old testament verses? I compared him to jesus, who openly advocated against judging people

>>78052844
>romans and timothy is old testament

Have you even read the bible?

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>>78052422
>okay choose who has the better season by whatever metrics you consider important
okay
>winston or cam
cam, bucc are a meme and will fizzle out by week 6
>obj or antonio brown
obj in every way
>carr or rivers
carr, rivers is washed up
>big ben or rodgers
rodgers would annihilate big burger any day of the week
>mixon or fournette or cook
cook, mixon will get suspended by week 8 and fournette is bust of the century material
>sieman or mccown
semen
>saints or falcons
they're both going 8-8 or worse desu
>michael thomas or julio jones
jones, thomas will regress
>jags or phins
phins
>cutler or mariota
mariota is objectively better but cutlel will have a career resurgence
>chargers or chiefs
chorgers have already lost from so many injuries
>kelce or gronk
gronk

>>78052837
>You dont have to support those players

Those players make up 95% of the NFL, so by your logic you need to stop watching all pro football. After all, what you permit, you promote anon. Your words.

>>78052844
The old testament said to shun, the new testament says to rebuke
So regardless you are being stupid

>>78052191
The fact that your state still exists is proof it didnt fuck you guys up enough.

>>78052891
>>78052816
you can rebuke someone and still watch his team play

>>78052844
>>78052865
>>78052891
>>>/his/

>>78052913
Sure you can, its up to you to decide how righteous you are going to be, especially when is starts preaching homosexual lifestyle on television.
Im sure youll find some mental gymnastics around that too, because muh football team is a way of life in wisconsin amirite?

>>78052888
The NFL actively punishes and condones the people doing those things.
Look at how happy they were to promote Michael Sam.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkwm8WviR0E

KING IN THE NORTH

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hi

>>78052918
I honestly had no idea this board existed

>>78052837
Pre-marital sex motherfucker. Just as bad a homosexuality in the bible. Name anyone except Rivers that hasn't had multiple instances of pre-marital sex.

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>your only argument is hoping that he is gay

The Dolphins are conducting themselves this week as if the team will play on Friday. Just a heads up.

— Omar Kelly (@OmarKelly) September 4, 2017

>>78053030

Whats the argument? That he's one and done in owls?

>1
>ONE
>ring

>>78052959
>The NFL actively punishes and condones the people doing those things

Are you assuming the NFL catches every single player that smokes weed or drives drunk? Nevermind the fact that fucking different women that you aren't married to is perfectly legal, but according to your words you can't watch the nfl because permitting that behavior is promoting it.

I think we can all agree that whether Zeke hit this bitch or not, she definitely deserved a beating

>>78053004
Derek Carr maybe?

>>78053053
>thursday and friday game

muh dick

>>78053053
thats is retarded. tropical storm and emergency evacuation fucks everything up saturday. should make it two games on thursday

>>78052697

Man shut the fuck up. Who gives a fuck what the bible says? Talk about football faggot

>>78053065
he has seven years left in the league, he is well on par with the majority of successful QBs
not everybody lucked out with a GOAT HC like bb

>>78053004
Russell Wilson. But I agree with your point

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>>78053030
>hoping

>>78053085
No doubt, most women do.

Guys, can we please stop with the homophobia? When Rodgers is ready to come out, we should accept his brave decision.

>>78052363
>Browns 2-14 0-6
FUCKING

>>78053229
This is what the headlines are going to be...

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I wish lexplorer would pop in from time to time. I miss him

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>Your team didn't draft Derek Carr
>Lee is solid but I would take Carr over him any day

there is a good chance rodgers is bi, would explain the few girls he has been seen with
some people just like to fuck

>>78050672
>>78050739
>>78050859
>>78051698
>>78051828
>>78051916
Autists

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Why do top offenses lose SBs so much?

>>78053362
>Your team did just bad enough to get a high draft pick in 2015
>two good quarterbacks got drafted
>then your team drafted Dante Fowler

>>78053431
offense is a meme

>>78053431
Probably don't give their defenses enough time to rest.

Not sure on that, though.

>>78051778
>>78051801
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ROwRFzf_As

>>78053431
Is there a rhyme to that order?

>>78053489
Just that guy's opinion

>>78052422
cam
brown
rivers
rodgers
4net
semen
falcons
julio
jags
mariota
chiefs
gronk

>>78053431
same reason very few of 15-1 teams have won the bowl? coast off an easy schedule, exploit some gimmick, or are simply lucky? idk seems too big of a correlation to be variance

>>78053431
Good defense with less offense means the other team scores less which means your mediocre offense doesnt have to work as hard to score enough points

Good offense with less defense means your offense has to work harder to outscore your opponent

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>soon

>>78053497
I know, but is there a reason that's the order? It looks like it has nothing to do with points or yards

>being more than slightly religious
>having strong opinions about others people's relationships with the god they worship
Literally autism

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Haven't noticed as many Cowpies fans around. Yall still them boyz?

>>78053532
just ask Drew Brees

>>78053460
/ourguy/?

>>78053431
wtf is that ranking? Whoever put them in that order completely ignored the numbers.

>>78052771
When's the last time you visited Atlanta? Only a small minority within the city would give half a fuck.

>>78053431
>2013 Broncos have the best numbers ever
>third on the list
wot

>>78053619
there are more falcons fans than in atlanta, you think georgia isnt full of faghating hicks and nogs? They would despise matt ryan if he came out and would blame him for the SB loss
(went to atlanta in july actually, but thats irrelevant)

Rodgers sucks because he doesn't care about being great and he doesn't inspire the people around him. All the physical gifts in the world don't mean shit without charisma and drive

>>78053673
thats wrong but k

>>78050643
>Cardinals
>10-6
>/co/

>>78053673
He doesnt appreciate that

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDEFfOWRDBY

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Get well Seabass

>>78053431
>98 Broncos are the only team to win the owl on the list
Really gets the noggin joggin

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What is the absolute shittiest uniform you have ever seen disgrace an NFL team?

>>78053720
Most of the color rush ones

>>78053720
Lean back

>>78053702

He's gotta be the oldest 1st round pick left in the league, right?

>>78053664
Yeah dude, I live in Georgia. Not in Atlanta either. The backwoods stereotype is really not accurate until you get up to Clayton or down in Taliaferro County where we used to hunt. It's mostly that new weird ass breed of hipster redneck here now. There would he some protest, like there would be anywhere. It'd probably get more attention by the national media than it might in San Francisco or something, but most people wouldn't care at all.

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>>78053720
The Titans jerseys have always looked shitty to me.

You go from the godtier colors and logo of the Oilers to this disgusting shit?

>>78053702
Fug

>>78050643
Chefs
11-5
/k/ and /his/

>>78053769
I grew up in a town of 4000 people, middle of wisconsin.
When I was in grade school all the way through high school people used to bully the one single kid who looked and acted somewhat gay. Like would actually get physically hit and slammed around. We (everyone collectively) treated him like shit in public too, just fucking hated him.

Im 27 now, I go back on 4th of july sometimes.
I was at a friends parents house grilling out, a kid maybe 15-16 showed up. I knew his father.
I was catching up with a friend who whispered that he was openly gay to me, but nobody seemed to really give a shit.

From what I heard he is popular and isnt having issues at school either.
We talked about how quickly and weird this whole shift in the opinion of gays went.

Honestly I feel a little bad about how we treated the gay kid. I think the shift has already happened

Zeke is a dirty nigger who deserves what he got