Boston Red Sox vs Toronto Blue Jays game thread

>she'll never let a brrrrrap go off right in your face
Life is cruel

>>78050081
dont let your dreams be dreams

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>>78050001

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>>78050103
>tfw you let your dreams be dreams

Ayyy

who the FUCK is this commentator

Is remy kill?

>>78050212
yeah

>>78050212
Full count. Just hacked off a nice saving foul tip.

Pitching... fucking cancer.

He's in our prayers.

imagine this: you come home after long day of work to turn on your red sox ,, the sound fades in and you are grinning because tonight calling the game is your favorite duo: don orsillo and dennis eckersely ..... this didn't need to only be a dream...

wow obrien wizard

JYNXED

as if i needed my red sox to lose to the BLUE JAYS .... wtf!

>>78050356
obsessed

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>>78050001
>you will never doggy style the Boston butt

if porcello gives up three runs every inning the blue jays will end the game with twenty seven runs

>>78050419
unlikely

>>78050430
it's math

>>78050441
Nah. Farrell will pull him after the 26th run is scored.

>>78050463
hmm... my formulae didn't accound for this possibility ...

i dont like whoever this new commentator is

i like guerin

looking great tonight guerin!

>>78050503
thanks

>>78050512
yvw

anyone watching this game my AC was leaking in my ceiling so i had to go in the attic and wet vac it out it is a pain but i missed sale being not an ace and saw them getting runs maybe we can win we will have to watch the rest to see

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Xavier is so far gone.

Pls gib back Xaver :(

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>>78050548
is this some kind of yu gi oh card

>>78050560
No.

not 1 (ONE) canadian post in this thread

>>78050580
then what is it

>>78050585
then where are they

>>78050592
The God damn Gerber baby.

>eckersly night
>eck isnt commentating

wow,

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I just have one word for Canuck posters: frig off

>>78050625
they are already frigged off

>>78050622
who is mystery color commenter no one knows

XANDER WOW YOU SUCK AT FIELDING TOO NOT JUST HITTING BUT ALSO YOU SUCK AT FIELDING

>>78050633
Well good. They're up shit creek without a paddle.

>>78050625
wow rude

Be nice to me guys

>>78050625
i frigged off in july :)

>>78050681
>>78050683
wow they came in together i guess they're 'together' if you know what i meant

>>78050683
Eric Lindros is my favorite hockey player.

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>>78050681
Bring it on you doner kebab eatin, timmy ho's buyin, Pierre Trudeau worshippin, hoser mofo

nice catch i guess that's why they don't call him joey GLOVES hahah

>>78050641
Wow I've been a Sox fan since 2013 but I can't recognize who he is. They literally just showed him but he doesn't look familiar

>>78050137
>>78050474
>>78050641
>>78050796
It's Lenny DiNardo. He's been a studio fill-in for Steve Lyons lately.

>>78050821
yeah but i looked on his baseball reference and i dind't remember him

>>78050828
The most frequent comment I hear from friends when his name comes up is "I barely remember him."

>>78050868
wtf how did you capture friends

wow they're really going to choke this one

If the pitcher commits an error is it still an unearned run?

ok nunez did somethign i guess that's not so bad

>>78050887
I should have said "friends" instead, meaning family members and online acquaintances.

>>78050926
me your online acquaintance

What the fuck Mook

>>78050913
Yes, but there's some discussion about whether or not it should be that way.

>>78050913
yes. once the ball leaves his hands he is another fielder and the run does not count against ERA

do red sox fans use memes as oxygen

hhhnnngggg

who is this girl

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>dan "umpshow man" bellino behind the plate

i'd recognize that deer in the headlights expression anywhere

also joey butts solo dinger man again

>>78051011
my gf

>>78050984
At this point we use them to keep warm, it is way too cold for September

how many grapes is this outing worth

>>78051011
A girl who jokes about how having brain surgery made her a better thrower. Basically my waifu

>>78051057
I hide behind the memes to deal with the pain that Farrell is the manager.

>>78051057
speak for yourself my AC is on right now

>>78051079
is it leaking?

>>78051075
There was no need to make me so sad on Labor Day my man

>>78051092
no but it has mold in it which is probably killing me right now

>>78051131
watching a team with farrell as manager is labor

>>78051141
how do you know

FINALLY they are pointing out that hanley is SHIT

>>78050001

GET

YOUR

OWN

FUCKING

SLAG

YOU

FUCKING

LOSERS

>>78051181
i can see it

>Xander Boegarbage
DFA WHEN

>>78051188
thanks for stopping by

>>78051188
we hate the OP just as much as you do please don't lump us in with him

>>78051227
wtf no i dont

>>78051237
t. OP

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hi canada

>>78051198
can you taste it

>>78051273
haha, owned

>>78051327
im surei could if i tried

>>78051342
try

why is everybody on the red sox playing like SHIT

BREAKING NEWS: There's a runner at 1st Base.

>>78051379
like half of the team is AA players right now desu

>>78051379
they are demoralized because

>>78051348
tastes like death

>>78051404
but everyone has been awful; hanley, xander, mookie, nintendo, memecello, they've all been garbage for weeks now

>>78051464
demoralized due to certain negative posters

>>78051464
nintendo just won rookie of the month though

>>78051478
wtf can they see me

https://youtu.be/4sbKAREqGcQ

>>78051519
you should be careful what you put out there into the universe because you never know who knows what

>>78051479

Good for him, Rigatoni is one of my favorite players.

y'know this really makes me think, why has john been playing sandy constantly for weeks right as vazquez started to get hot?

>>78051604
because when sandy catches sale they both suck

>>78051620
i thought it was the opposite

>>78051650
>i thought

wrong

>>78051659
i was under the impression it was the opposite

>>78051675
thats not my fault

>>78051687
i believed the opposite to be true

joey fell on his butts

>>78051725
epic

>>78051745
i get this reference

>>78051782
eric

>>78050625
put yer friggin gun away, Cyrus, there's kids around!

wow mookie actually got a hit for once

wow losing to the jays, your second wildcard red sox ladies and gentleman

Barney is a smelly gook who eats dog

please hanley

>>78051855
..i thought he was just mexican or something

>>78051854
wow proxy anon only posting in fifth inning and i bet he's gone by eighth again, your proxy anon everyone

>>78051881
there's like two international baseball posters on spee and it's that guy and the brazilian jays fan

>>78051897
that guy lives in some kansas or something

thanks for nothing sam travis

>>78051881
jokes on you I'm going to be gone RIGHT now

>>78051938
what ever nerd smell you later

wow so annoying porcello

i thought the Red Sox were good? why are we beating them?

>>78052021
the red sox were good but not any more they're demoralized because of negative posts

laffy taffy lopez

WOW. SO ANNOYING PORCELLO

>>78052029
well thats good i dont like the red sox

>>78052045
it's bad for me because i like them a lot

>>78052056
well its good that its bad for you because i dont like them at all

>>78052074
it's actually really bad that it's bad for me, because i want things to be good for me

>>78052090
interesting point. i'd wager that its really good for me that its really bad for you because me no likey red sox

RIFF RAFF

kill myself my man

starting to think my red sox won't win this game

will we ever win again

>>78052199

>my red sox

You must be loaded with money to pay each player's salary, senpai.

my red sox using this term very purposeful y, be polite and do not quesiton

>>78052237
very unlikely

can we give chris young back to the yankees

>>78052301
no the boys in the clubhouse like him

>>78052301
>getting rid of your team's only african american

>>78052332
sounds like a plan

what happene to john gibbon

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my moms cancer surgery is tomorrow morning

>>78052356

Not with the team due to personal reasons. Team has not elaborated on that.

>>78052356
Drank too much

>>78052368
hass to be drugs or alcohol

>>78052383
wtf i just said that ^

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>>78052332

>>78052359
wtf, why are they putting cancer in your mom

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>>78052396
jbj is the whitest person on the team

>>78052405
they arent the yare removing it

>>78052415
oh that's good

>>78052356
>>78052396
What about Mookie?

>>78052406
pedo brother : blackness expert

mookie busts

>>78052440
Meant to reply to >>78052332

>mookie betts

>>78052456
meant to reply to
>>78052446

now tht you're all here, where were you all night, playing some yu gui oh cards?

>>78052395
senpai might be in houston

looool ump hates bautista

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>half a foot off the plate
>strike

Major League Baseball umpires, ladies and gentleman

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>>78052495
yugioh master here i've been here all night just got my season goal tonight too during the game thanks for the interest

>>78052521
i think it was because he whined about that other one or maybe it was racism

>>78052524
congrats

>>78052524
actually you posted this last night, liar, pathetic

>>78052541
that wasnt my goal 100 season wins was but i dont have a screen shot i promise tho

>>78052555
i don't believe anybody can just say they got 100 season wins goal, but no proof

why are the blue jays winning

>>78052585

Because they've score 7 runs and the Red Sox have only scored 3.You see, when one team has more team than the other team, the tat means that the team with more runs is winning.

>>78052585
they got more players to touch home plate after touching first, second, and third base

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>>78052563
im pretty upset that you dont believe me after all weve been through

>>78052613
what a part of

>>78052625
wells ure you won a hundred times you're just playing a bunch of GOOKS

>>78052585

The Red Sox have allowed them to score 7 runs while the Blue Jays have only surrendered 3 to the Red Sox, thus Toronto has a 4 run lead.

>>78052625
are you the mayweather of yugioh

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>>78052634

>>78052642
yes mayweather mixed with mike tyson

stat pading against pea brain slanty eyes brainlets!!! lmao!

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>it's another "Jays bullpen blows a 100-run lead" episode

>>78052664
i thought you guys wanted to lose though

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>>78052662
idiot

>>78052701
red sox are RALLYEING and you're still talking about some yu gi oh!

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RUN FASTER HANLEY YOU FAQT FUCK

YOU HAVE TO CHOOSE BETWEEN BEING FAT AND HITTING GOOD OR BEING FAST AND NOT HITTING GOOD YOU STUPID IDIOT

>>78052710
rally started because the red sox were impressed by my yugioh skills and wanted to impress me back

>>78052716
remember when hanley was good at hitting and fast

can we just dfa grapes and hanley

>>78052737
yeah but he didn't hae so big muscles then

>>78052740
i want to dfa this whole team

>>78052749
what's stopping you?

>>78052760
john henrey says no one would show up to games and then he'd lose money

is xander even tryeing anymore

i don't think he has hit any breaking pitch since last year

>>78052781
patriots season starts in 3 days anyway

they're gonna turn 1rst and 3rd with no one out into a groundout rbi and never score again arent they

not a very good hit jackie

>>78052803
i could see them scoring one or two more times this season probably

I'm starting to think we might lose again

>>78052840
>I'm starting to think
IDIOT

Who will prevail? The Red Sox desire to never score a run or the Blue Jays desire to give up as many runs as possible?

>>78052854
i hope it goes into infinite innings

what a play

holy shit matrix catch wow amazing play how many runs is that play worth

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>>78052894
it's worth one out

>>78052894
give me one reason why the defense shouldn't be able to score runs

>59 mph changeup
i dont think ive ever seen a pitch so slow, that was wonky

>>78052912
actually they do score UZRs

>>78052912
because they take runs away

they cant do both

>>78052912
the designated catcher should be allowed to score runs on defense honestly

>>78052926
why not

>>78052925
uzis don't have anything to do with baseball, retard

>>78052922
in defense of the Sawks it also worked

>>78052945
sorry i thought this was the destiney 2 thread

can someone lend me their samsung gear vr so i can watch this vr thing they keep shilling every day

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ikLlRT2j7EQ

why dont more people throw the eephus no one knows how to hit it

>>78050001
BRRRAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPFffffFFFFfffff

PIP PIP CHEERIO

>>78052969
thanks for stopping by

>>78052969
thanks for stopping by

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>>78052969
Classic Britbong!

>>78052967
>no one knows how to hit it
https://youtu.be/uDdwshL_Oxg

idiot

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I just moved to Boston for a new job. I've been here for 2 weeks. How long before I can claim Red Sox as my new team and dump the Phillies?

>>78052997
wait for them to choke division first so you aren't a bandwagon

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HOLT DID SOMETHING

i'm so proud of him

Why is Fenway celebrating that RACIST today?

that guy makes me want to grow out my stache again but last time it dried out my lips and they got a bacteria infection and i needed a cream

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>>78052997
>mfw vagina stubble visible

>>78053005
even a concussed retard clock is right twice a day

>>78052967
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uW0V6OsxDBo

>>78053006
its CLAM CHOWDAW FOR WHITES ONLY at the park day today

wtf where did all these leafs come from

>>78053049
i let them into the thread

why do they keep swinging at dumb pitches

>>78053049
mostly the united kingdom and ireland

>Reed
why

mookie what are you even swinging at

>>78053063
boredom

>not letting that hit you

just take one for the team

do they even care anymore

mookie DO SOMETHING

>pookie butts calls time out mid wind up
>given
I HAET HIM >:(

god DAMN it

mookie

you SUCK

>>78050625
fuck off Cyrus

>>78053117
shouldve told him to do something GOOD

does winning even matter anymore

>>78053160
no

wish ortiz was our coach feel like we would win more games just because of how nice he is

>>78053182
when ortiz was the coach they came in last place two consecutive years

>>78053190
wtf when

>>78053207
2014 and 15

>you now remember the 2015 season

>>78053217
brock holt was the all star

>>78053217
got to go to one last game at fenway with my dad before he died that season

wade miley gave up like 6 runs by the 2nd inning

>>78053242
wade miley killed your dad?

remember when donaldson and bautista were the most dangerous 3 and 4 in baseball

>>78053242
did wade kill your dad

>>78053251
yeah pretty much

why isnt eck doing the game on eck night

>>78053264
i'm sure he's sorry

>>78053256
remember when mookie betts could hit over .250

>>78053281
remember when hanley ramirez could hit over .000

>>78053281
no

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>>78053261
>>78053273
ill 100% honestly never forgive him for it

>>78053289
remember when the red sox were more than 2.5 games over the yankees

I JUST GOT HOME FROM WORK AND I HATE FUCKING CANADIANS

please don't make any posts about dads dying in my thread please

>>78053281
no
>>78053289
a little but its foggy i think he was wearing a purple uniform or something

>>78053281
Remember how that loser almost won MVP?

SERIOUSLY U CHEAP FUCKING QUEBECK-WAH GET THE FUCK OUT

I WILL BEAT U WITH A BAT

>>78053256
Donaldson was never really in the 3rd or 4th spot as a blue jay

i don't think this game is going very well for the red sox

Is carl willis tell them to suck or the catchers calling bad pitches or everyone is shit wtf

>Smoak might just have a 40 homerun season

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>>78053304
I found out he was going to die on my 25th birthday at a hospital in Massachusetts

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Smuk

>>78053340
i said no

I don't even want to watch this team in the playoffs. It would be too painful.

>>78053327
well see about that

I WENT TO YOUR FUCKING COUNTRY AND LITERALLY ITS WORSE THAN FLYOVER LAND

AND U CHARGE
IKE 35% EFORE TIP

OH YEAH U DONT DO THAT

DONT ASK FOR TOAST

I WILL SLIT YOUR THROAT

>Tim Mayza gets into bullpen
>Osuna might not pitch
THIS S DOING ME A CONCERN

So who's your favorite Sox substitute commentator this year?

Gomes looks and sounds crazy and never stops talking, but at least he's interesting.

>>78053371
eck is the only good boy

>>78053371
Gomes is unironically the worst one. Salty was significantly better than him.

>>78053371
david ortiz was by far the best

The Red Sox suck

IISH I WAS IN FENWAY I WOULD BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF ALL U CANADIANS


STOP ROOTING FOR THE PATRIOUTS U FUCKING STOOPID FUCKING COCK SUCKING CUNTS

remember when red sox at least pretended to want to win

commentators are RIPPING the team cant wait to see how price reacts to THIS

>>78053371
Timlin was the best back-up, but Eckersley is by far the best. Remy a shit.

we've given up 30 runs in the last 5 games lol

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make it stop

>>78053413
*stops it*

>>78053402
theyre playing this season under protest of how the league has treated them this year

Go Yankees

we've given up 31 runs in the last 5 games lol

CLAM CHOWDAH

REEEEEEE

WHATS ITS LIKE NOT HAVING A NFL TEAM U FUCKING NO WORRY TERRORIST HARBORI G ASSHOLE LICKING CUNTS

>>78053421
thank you

>>78053412
>>78053432
im trying my best

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Can we finally start calling Rick grapes again? The meme made him win a Cy Young and then we stopped and he got cocky.

good call up right here nice era solid pitching prospect

>>78053381
>>78053411
Salty and Timlin were too dry for me. Eck has always had good analysis and energy.

SECOND HALF COLAPSE


REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I WILL PUNCH A CANADIANS TOMMOROW AND SAY THEY ARE NAZIS

U WATCH

>>78053475
thanks

>1-6 in a-ball

are the red sox just giving this guy a make a wish deal or something by letting him pitch

>>78053408
>YUCK

>>78052967
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJRXlCeAXPY

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ok stats for the night i didnt even start posting until the 7th inning

guys do you think pablo could save us

mine are better

>>78053512
Shut the fuck up faggot

always wondered what it would be like for a AA team to play against a major league team

me when i dont reply specifically to your post so you don't get extra yous

red sox get back to back grand slams and walk it off screen cap this post

you the AA subtweeter, me the MLB

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>>78053568
now what

im calling the red sox getting 5 runs here and then getting the bases loaded and then striking out 2 times and then getting a hit to center field but eduardo nunez trips halfway to home and gets tagged out and they lose and i kill myself

>>78053578
post it was the next step you're already ahead of me

>>78053593
now what

>>78053600
now... massage

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>>78053605

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i'm starting to think the red sox aren't going to win this

>>78053623
im starting to think youre a pedo brother

im starting to think the capped post guy was wrong

>i'm starting to think
>im starting to think
>im starting to think

idiots

>swing at three trash pitches no where close
dfa everyone when

>dustin gently shaking his head in disapproval

sums up this season desu

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oh, nice division lead you got there bombston, would be a shame if you, uh, collapsed it to the fucking stankees

seriously get your shit together

i am stared to thinking this game i over

gg Toronto

are we suppose to win the division

see everyone tomorrow

are we supposed to win divisioN?

should we watch the sam querrey match tomorrow instead of red sox baseball

>>78053685
not over till the fat lady sings

im am retarting to think the red sox are not a good team

id rather have the wild card honestly

you'd get to play the overrated astros

>division

divisionigger

WTF WTF

RWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>78053716
the red sox would lose the wild card game

>>78053738
not if i made them start doug fister

2.5

i fister the new wade

https://youtu.be/xg79mkbNaTg

this thread

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stop ruining /ourtank/ bombston

>>78053822
maybe we make deal

meet me tomorrow in thread to discuss

>>78053822
My life plan is to kill u

Quality thread.