OFFICIAL ENGLAND v SLOVAKIA THREAD 4

>>78046995
That would not be allowed

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think we will concede to be honest

>>78047008
me back left

Southgate has to go tonight.

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>mingingland

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watchu eatin' foolz

NTH FOR CARAMAC BARS

ACTUALLY thinking anyone but Rashford is MOTM

>>78047032
does it matter, whats your group like? arent you far ahead?

Is there football this weekend?

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>>78047041

>>78047041
did you want food with that gravy?

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worst player on the pitch lads?

why do i want england to lose so much?

Alli has been complete trash

>>78047028
I know :(

>rashford has an assist
literally a shit corner that only went in because of dier

>daily faily

at least we have etnically clean team ;_;

>>78047041
Revolting.

>>78047041
making me hungry m8

>>78047069
the guy who was just bought for £40m

>>78046998
The Executioner of Slovakia....

>>78047041
Honestly curious, wtf is that?

>>78047041
Is that monkey dick with fries and gravy?

>>78047070
It must be your Scottish blood

>>78047069
rashford

>>78047079
>mountain slavs
>clean

fuck off

>>78047069
Ox, shame cos I think he's got Talent, Kane's been poor too

>>78047057
if we draw it becomes very close

>>78047069
the £40m man

>>78047041
thanking god every day i was born in a first world country

>Alli

fucking embarrassment

>>78047069
Alli

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>>78047097
>fries

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>dilly dally

>>78047077
>only went in because of dier

No shit it was an assist, not a shot.

>>78047077
>shit corner
put it right in diers path saw their was no defender blocking

kek that middle finger

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ALLI GIVING FINGER ON TELE

5 MATCH BAN INCOMING

Wow middle finger WTF? kids watch this you idiot!

Love how the commentators just ignore it!

was smelly alley just giving the ref the finger?

>>78047069
Oxlade-Chamberlain has been dismal.

>>78047096
Looks like chips, sausage and gravy. No idea such a thing existed in columbia..

The state of Alli

>wimbi wombi

What a cheeky cunt

Skrtel was like WTF, haha

>>78047093
>not the Slasher of Slovakia
>not The Batterer of Bratislava

>>78047128
>camera quickly shifting to avoid showing it

Alli looks like a chav who would knife you for not giving him a cigarette

>there are people on /sp/ right now who won't know who skrtelpower was

sickening

>chimping out

>>78047102
they represent the nation they're from, regardless whether you like slavs or not. can't say the same about your mutt team

>>78047128
>>78047129
>>78047133
>>78047134
webm?

>>78047136
HOW MUCH

>>78047041
What the actual fuck?

Cheeky bastard

>Calling up Tottenham players

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>Ali

U a cheeky 1 m9

>>78047133
HE DINDU NUFFIN NEED MO MONEY FO THEM ACADEMIES

Pics of alli flipping someone off

>>78047070
Probably because you're a cunt.

>people rate le invisible man hamsik

>>78047158
fuck off skrtelpower

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What did he mean by this

>>78047136

hes just another brainless nigger with no footballing brain. move along

>silly willy

>>78047129
Haha Rppali

>>78047158
Remeber how great he was for Chelsea that one year in the CL semis?

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Why does my ball sweat smell so good lads???
Can't imagine I'd enjoy anyone else's but there's something so satisfying about the old 'scratch n sniff'

>>78047041
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8JFFMxTOsyA

>>78047129
>>78047133
>>78047151

Missed it. Pics?

>>78047158
>No more Sktelpower and Ellie

Hold me

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>ali

>>78047196
You a scouser?

>>78047041
didn't know they had english chippys in colombia

>>78047196
he'll spit on his dick before he takes it in the ass

They talk about the negro all night for no reason and when he sticks his finger up for the camera they go quiet for a full minute

>>78047205
back when soccer am was actually funny. RIP

>>78047204
don't knock it till you try it x

DOO DAA DOO DAA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fpht_8VdUdI

post your favourite skrtelpower

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cSzoPsRRkIU

>ally

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f1adxssKoHQ

THE OX DOES IT AGAIN

Has Southgay forgotten that he can make subs?

>>78047246
Always makes me chuckle

OX WITH ANOTHER BRILLIANT SHOT INTO SOME LEGS SOMEONE BUY THAT MAN FOR £40m

>>78047232
moscow

A Manchester United player has a goal and an assist against Slovakia.

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>>78047208
>>78047162
too lazy to press rewind and take a pic, sorry.

Is there a way to get benzo for free with out going to a gp

>>78047158
You mean that beta boy who had to apologise?

>>78047070
butthurt ABEism

OXLADE chamberlain needs to stop thinking he's a fucking star of the team

He's fucking not he's a filthy wog

Your job is to pass to someone who can score you useless cunt

>>78047204
>dont have a bsth for a few days
>spend all day rubbing my balls and sniffing my hand

When someone asks me what my favourite smell is I cant think of anything other than my sweaty balls.

Reading manga and seeing girls really love a guys dick stink I get the feeling either I'd love to suck a stinky old dick or the artists self insert their love of their ball smell onto the girls.

Arsenal fans really need to get over Ox leaving.

>>78047271
BANNED

>>78047264
Really really hope klopp can teach this twat how to pass and cross.

>sprint forward
>run out of space
>blast it into the defender's legs
Sure I've seen this Ox episode somewhere before.

why is every England gamethread filled with /brit/ autism?

just watch the game fuckfaces

>>78047271

#rolemodel

>>78047277

hes literally a brainless nigger who has zero footballing brain. it operates on simple stimuli.

run, shoot, no pass

ON COMES THE ENGLISH MESSI

>>78047269
the slovak much be going mental in 4chan hell

>"yeah mate i'll be there at 9pm"
>just tried to ring and his phones been turned off

why are drug dealers such liars?

>Kane

I don't care how many hattricks he scores against relegation fodder in the second half of seasons, I will never rate him.

Just got subbed, how did I do lads?

40 mil no refund lmao

Imagine paying £40mill for Oxlade Shiterland with 1 year left on his contract

>>78047129
>>78047133

5 match ban means losing the first 3 games of the WC, right?

>>78047282
He's been dogshit you dirty bindipper.

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>>78047271

Arsenal traitor or liverpool traitor or manchester traitor

Alex Botchlate Endangerwin

>>78047304
what are you trying to get?

>>78047304
>why are criminals liars
hmmm

>>78047321
There's friendlies in been I'm sure

>both our subs are black
>Both people coming off are black

what can we learn from this?

and talking of brainless niggers with no footballing brain, here come the champs

>>78047321
he wont get banned. just fined

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>klopp's face when watching this oxlade-chamberlain display

I feel so sorry for Vardy, lol.

I guess you have to be some osh brown nosing pansey boy to get in the team

>>78047331
a gram of coke

>>78047070
because your a racist /pol/tard

>>78047273
Ring my mate

>>78047306
Unironically the only world class English player

Imagine making the first subs at this time, were needed 10 mins ago

>>78047293
>come to /sp/ for intelligent discussion

ABE'S BTFO

>sterling's left foot

>>78047343
black 2 black

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>Klopp will get the best out of him

>>78047070
cause it's funny to shitpost against them

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Let's have a game of Catchphrase.

SAY WHAT YOU SEE!

>>78047368
still better than the Ox

When will we stop playing Danny welbeck

Fuck me no wonder we get smashed by Iceland

>>78047304
Probably can't be arsed to leave the house to serve you up a tens of shit weed

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>>78047354
there are ways lad

>>78047274
>>78047158
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uARGF5QwrL8
IT'S YA BOI

every single time a forward gets the ball they go solo, what the fuck

>>78047375
>muh meme islands

slovakia cheeky equalizer incoming

why is every pace baby so greedy

>>78047376
DELE THIS

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kek

>>78047347
He'll still be a success at Liverpool

>>78047337
Friendlies don't count, only official matches
>>78047346
Nah, I do see a 5 match ban, then a Messi court challenge reduced to 2

>>78047343
you forgot where pol was

>>78047361
Rashford is easily better than him and isn't a total pussy, unlike Kane.

>>78047377
they're equally as shit, both have no end product

>>78047376
Cerberus to the right of him

>>78047343
Your granddaughters will look more like rashford then you

>Sterling not playing the one-two with Kane to put him through one-on-one
>Shoots instead

Why does this cunt even get called up?!

hurry up and finish so i can read my manga

>>78047395
Why are you so buttflustered by your old masters?

>>78047354
No Vardy no care desu m8

>>78047405
>that scarf

what in the fuck

>Subs that make it look we already won the game

>>78047405
mad lad

>>78047405
this will get some good (you)s

>>78047405
WOAH

20 MATCH BAN THIS CUNT

Pacey black Slovak when?

>>78047413
Rashford gets picked because he is black and Kane gets picked because he scores

>>78047405
A FUCKING HAGGIS ON TOP OF A LEAF

>>78047388
pacey black lads mate. their whole game is charge forward with the ball and try a shot, even if there's 0 chance of it going anywhere near the net

Id LOVE us to go through to the playoffs for once and not go straight through. Would give us good practice with tense games. And then if we lose , fuck it, Gona lose an edgy game anyway in the group's

My penis is smaller then my phone :(

>>78047405
>Scarf

>>78047388
MUH GLORY

Hurry up and finish so I can watch Pewdiepie's latest playthrough

>>78047405
>scotland canada
just threw up

>>78047412
He's talking about the game you annoying autist

>>78047433
WE WUZ HIGHLANDERS AND SHIEEEET

Have you ever left a game early anon?

When's an acceptable time to leave? Only the final whistle?

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Up to six goals now, lads.

Is Bratty-Slav-Ah as good a stag weekend / jolly boys weekend city as they say it is?

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>>78047449
there's a brazilian

>>78047405
>Sportsnet World
>3:22pm
You in Winnipeg?

>>78047481
You never leave early.

hurry up and finish so i can finger my arse

>>78047465
same

>Rashford MotM

Fair?

>>78047482
Looks like they're capitulating quicker than in WW2.

>le winning goal scorer is man of the match

I hate this meme

>>78047481
Final whistle only, fuck early leaving plastics.

>>78047481
Only acceptable time to leave is after all the players have left the field.

Anything before that is a waste of money.

>>78047482
how many has emre can scored?

>>78047500
yes. been the only difference

FOOTBALL COMING HOME

>>78047484
It's alright. Make a week of it and visit Burgenland. It's really comfy and the food is great.

>>78047405
Proxyfag kys

>>78047484
Keep your trashy nights out in trashy Western Poorup.

>>78047465
How is the S8plus?

>>78047481

>Going to games

>>78047500
Blick

>>78047450
That's why Rashford scored and Kane didn't. Rashford has easily been England's best player in the last year. He's also played his part in winning trophies, unlike Kane.

Well it was just another development exercise for our lad Rashford, imagine being a fan of the top 4 clubs knowing England is just a development vessel for our next GOAT

Hurry up so my wifes son and I can watch Victoria and Abdul

>>78047497
this tbtbh

7 for a Slovak last minute draw

We all no were going to choke at the WK right?
Just checking

>give the opposition a goal
>get MOTM
really fires up the neurons

>>78047484
go Prague instead

>>78047465
erect or flaccid mate?

>>78047526
>being a shut in

>>78047500
Lobotka

Kane OG please

>>78047465
what type of phone?

Why is it called Slovakia and not Slavakia

>>78047523
Yeah you don't want to go to BASED Eastern Europe where BASED organ thieves and WHITE BASED POLES will sell you women in bars for £50 quid a go.

BASED

they should do a shithouse of the match award as well as motm desu. oxshit would walk it

>>78047530
Rashford is the next Welbeck

>>78047561
bluetooth headset

>>78047561
bluetooth earpiece

>>78047529
Lallana has been our best player at international level by far over the last year, or Kane/Alli if you're including club games

what was the last game you went to lads?

>>78047532
I'll save you the time:

The Queen is based
Abdul is based
All the white guys are dicks
The Queen loves Abdul
The end.

>>78047563
they were to slow to get that name haha

>>78047564
kek

>>78047564
t. never been to eastern europe

Hurry up and finish so I can write the pidgin report on the match.

Sterling > Oxo Cuberlain

>>78047509
2 x 45 mins with the bench

>>78047484
Not really, it's a pretty quiet town I found. I had a better time when I went to Plovdiv in Bulgaria. Budapest and Belgrade are also miles better. Budapest especially, one of my favourite cities in Europe.

>>78047586
It's not about the ending, it's the journey

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>>78047578
>>78047573
kek

>>78047555
Both
>>78047561
Big android thing

>>78047573
>>78047578

I feel like I've been rused somehow.

>>78047606
I'm from Belarus you fat cuckold

think alli may actually be a psychopath

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>slovakia's sorrow

>>78047564
Western Europe unironically isn't even Europe any more. It needs a new name. France, Germany, Englel etc. are not European countries.

>no 2rd yellow

>>78047617
can second, Budapest is very good

>>78047573
>>78047578
good posts

get bigg sterling

>>78047633
this, he should have been off my god that was late

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atleast we dont have niggers and muslims

>raheem does more in 10 minutes than the ox does in 75

CLASSIC

>>78047573
oi that was mine u cunt

had a vasectomy today, lads.

>>78047573
>>78047578
nani?

who the fuck is this guy?

Is livermore white or black?

>>78047611
literally only deluded arse/man city fans would hold this opinion, sterling has been shit for years, ox was one of arsenals best players last season

>Livermore

Fucking pointless

Might as well bring some fat cunt on for a laugh

>>78047626
BELARUSED

>>78047651
he's much better on the right

>>78047567
>not EBJH

>>78047617
can third, budapest is ace

>>78047583
Leicester vs Wolves

Got the tickets super cheap with my family because my dad got a NHS discount or something.

Was last game of a season where they almodt got relegated to League One.

It was fun even though I dont support them. I dont know whether I'd enjoy going to see Leicester vs Liverpool (team I support) since I would be going alone and it doesnt seem like the kind if thing to do alone.

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wtf is he on?

>>78047626
kek my mistake

>>78047656
How many kid do you have?

>>78047644
Worse. You have Slavs

thats the best I've seen Jake Livermore play

>>78047628
It's because he pictures his dad's face on his opponents

what part of england is Livermore from?

*Snores*

Soccer's coming home

>>78047681
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Full time chebs

Livermore has just got another cap lmao

The absolute state of International football

>>78047679
im convinced his IQ is south of 50

NAME ON THE CUP LADS

Can't think of any team in the world who could've stood up to us tonight.

>>78047644
You don't need them, you have slavs

If we qualify for WC I want England in group stage

easy 3 points

>>78047679
Phil really is a waste of space.

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>>78047685

>>78047656
why? shit genes?

>>78047679
Strong dose of false hope lad

IT'S COMIN HOME

>>78047688
the coke mines

>>78047637
3>>78047676
rd lovely sexyy saunas lots of hot beef ther

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>>78047644
We have Nigger Muslim's :-(

>>78047588
to slow how?

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>insult niggers and muslims
>british flags to rescue

just missing american and swede

Mon Soctland

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>>78047663
>denial

>>78047632
Yeah unfortunately I live in Harrogate which is a million times better than where I'm from. I don't risk being abducted by the secret police. I make more in a month than I make at home in a year.

There's a reason that people come this way. Eastern Europe is a red tape nightmare.

>>78047679
he's literally simple

>>78047679
Someone put him out of his misery

>>78047708
Your defence is rubbish

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>>78047679

>I rate Southgate

>>78047716
wife asked me to

>>78047697
What are you going to do if he dies before having a kid of his own? Your line is finished.

At least we don't have niggers in our team.

>>78044340

just a friendly reminder to get your apologies in if you haven't already x

>>78047583
Blades 3-1 Derby
Hilarious game

>>78047663

The state of scouse delusion

>>78047679
This is the kind of delusion that saw his brother get BTFO as Valencia coach

>>78047644
>Slavakian damage control

>>78047738
Yes but enough for this MEMEgland squad

Jesus fuck they are pathetic

>the city of Noreg

>>78047644
slavs aren't human

>>78047741
kill myself

>>78047708

We'll be in the same Pot m8

>>78047583
watched newcastle lose 3-2 to nottm forest last week

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>>78047564

Kek. All i needed to hear.

>>78047757
i thought we were gonna lose 4 0, sympathetic play from our team

also its slovak not slovakian

>all "white" team
defeated, embarassed

>team with blacks
wins easily

>>78047731
hello harrogate bro

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>>78047685
Absolute Savage comment that lad

>>78047526
>Watching sports

>>78047746
Historically what have black people literally ever done wrong?

>>78047771
Ok, how about in QF?

FUCK YOU BONGLAND WE JUST CRUSHED KAZAKH COCKROACHES AS WE WILL CRUSH YOU

>>78047762
>all this slav cope
face it you lost
We must secure the existence of our people and a future for mutt children.

>That strapping around Rashford's thigh
FUCJ

>>78047708
>flag
we just beat you 2-1 dickhead

>>78047798

>Implying we'll get out of the group stages

We're just aiming for more than 1 point this time.

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>mad af slavs

Get back to the turnip fields you slackjaws

>>78047746
>COPE

>>78047824
slavs btfo again

>>78047802
>>78047805
You are lucky We didnt play good this evening

>>78047789
Tell that to France

>>78047253
>It's been almost two decades since I've watched Teddy on a pitch
Damn

>>78047797
nigger detected

>>78047740
does she think you have shit genes?

>>78047762
England is good attacking against teams who don't park the bus. England will also get a good midfield when Danny Drinkwater plays

>>78047679
what is old philly been smoking lads

>>78047782

>I-i t-thought we'd l-lose by more so that means w-we win

GET PUT IN YOUR PLACE M8! FUCKING DESTROYED BY OUR BRAVE LADS!

If white people are so good then how did they lose to a team of braindead niggers?

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>>78047204
I know la but they just don't get it

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>someone bought Oxlade-Chamberlain for £40million

>>78047862
RESPECT

>>78047842
In 50 years will you have a non-muslim football player in national team?

>>78047583
The Lithuania game. Which coinciedentally is in the lad bible football dictionary as an example of a game you shouldnt feel bad about ducking out 5 minutes early to beat the traffic >>78047481

>england beat 3 tier side
>media and pundits already go crazy and believe it's coming home

kek i'm ready for anothere england blowout at the WC

i have money on uganda knocking them out in the 16ths

England will get deconstructed once they meet real team, fuck though i really hoped we would alteast draw against squad of literal shitskin subhumans, unfortunate

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>>78047158

I know.

>>78047840
probably. she said she is thinking about surrogate because cant deal with kids being short like me

>Just got to beat Slovenia or Lithuania to qualify

What could possibly go wrong?

>Dat camaraderie

Dier should be at United

>>78047891
No, I don't want to buy Big Issue. Leave me alone.

>>78047644
Why would they bother leaving their shithole country just to go and live in a worse shithole country like yours?

>>78047891
shhhhhhhh

No one can beat the Brave English Lions, Phil Neville and co are never wrong

>>78047583
Palace vs swansea

>>78047901
this is part of of our problem, we play literally who's all through qualifying which fills the players full of false confidence then we come up against a team who can actually play football and get pasted