7:45pm UK kick-off.
ENG XI: Hart, Walker, Bertrand, Cahill, Jones, Henderson, Dier, Oxlade-Chamberlain, Alli, Rashford, Kane.
SVK XI: Dubravka; Pekarik, Skrtel, Durica, Hubocan; Lobotka, Skriniar; Weiss, Hamsik, Mak; Nemec.
The reverse fixture last year was of course Sam Allardyce's sole match in charge of England.
First for 0-0
ABU
B
U
*blocks your path*
the answer
>>78043367
>The reverse fixture last year was of course Sam Allardyce's sole match in charge of England.
Those were better times.
Slovakia can't handle Brits
hope we get fucking raped desu
nothing worse than going 0-0 all match and then condeding in 90th minute to some meme shit like Welbeck or Rashford
>If we win, we could top the group
>If we lose, we could prevent Scotland from qualifying
Either way this game goes, we win.
>>78043406
hope England get beat simply because of this. to show Sam was and is the right choice
This is going to be a rip snorter of a match lads, I can feel it. End to end, non-stop action and goals galore.
>>78043423
I actually have a feeling you guys will earn yourselves a draw.
12th for fuck you Southgate
>>78043429
What if you draw
got a few cheeky wonka riding on englel, dont disappoint
cup of tea n biccies for this one. bourbons or custards?
Why call him up and never play him?
mfw Kane is 44 goals away from cucking Rooney
tfw just 41 more goals after he gets his hattrick tonight
>>78043480
as a joke
>>78043465
Bourbons, anyone who says creams deserves hanging.
>>78043456
>>78043495
Maguire is objectively the best English centre half
COME ON, ENGLAND!
>>78043423
choke all your last games and let us get 2nd place thank you
>>78043397
Forster
Walker - Maguire - Dier - Jones - Milner
Ward-Prowse - Drinkwater
Sterling - Vardy - Rashford
>>78043480
For the same reason he called up 4 (four) goalkeepers only to play Hart for every second.
>>78043465
Both
>it's not going to be a Sturridge gets injured on international duty
Prepare your anus englel
>>78043518
Jones actually.
>>78043533
>12 players
>tfw Scottish people actually want England to win
Shall we draw just to piss them off?
>>78043533
>milner
Ǝnglɐnd
>>78043548
That's the magic of playing a back 3 / back 5
acestream://323cc439dd3972007983295a1963f317850882ce [ENG]
acestream://cf72f0fa0cee438cca43f2ea8299d04d1bf4c9d5 [POR]
acestream://b6041d93d129acd512e87a603655753adf8546db [SPA]
>>78043533
>1-5-3-3
>>78043480
To give him experience with the "Bigger Lads"
The "Bigger Lads" who choked against Iceland
>Southgate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3EiE7eLWI_M
>Southgate is our manager going into a world cup
what the fuck is the point
Can't wait to cuck pathetic Slovakia out of the playoff spot after you beat them tonight, England.
Slovakia win 2-1
>>78043577
Ward-Proswe is one player
I would give us 20% to win. But if we will play like against slovenia I will be happy in case of 0 points too. We have some great young lads, i am not concerned for our football if we won't get to Russia.
I hate russia anyway since my russian ex broke up with me.
SOUTHGATE OUT
>>78043566
>What is a false full back
>>78043608
>implying we are making it to the wc
>>78043616
topkek
>>78043628
I admire Malick for doing a new way of filmmaking but dear lord he is a fucking autist
convince me to watch this game lads
>>78043622
I hope you do win. I want this squad of bottlers and shit eaters to lose.
>>78043480
Cleaning trash
https://twitter.com/England/status/901881771612135424
>>78043520
>>78043577
>>78043548
>Not knowing what double-barrelled names
Jesus English education is going down the shitter
What level will Southgate manage at after the inevitable sacking? I'm guessing League One.
>>78043622
I'd give you around 60%, we have been dire, our only hope is a meme goal or two
>>78043664
I knew I'd get one
>>78043423
I agree, Lallana is shit.
>>78043668
An under-8s girl side sounds more like his level.
>>78043663
Did he get a purer bag than usual?
>>78043668
after dinner speaker
>>78043678
You saying he's an Adam Johnson?
>>78043656
i once tried to watch the knight of cups one and gave up within 5 mins
however yesterday i had a tab of acid and watch the whole of song to song was actually really good
>>78043668
He'll replace Mouyes at Manure
Alright lads
>>78043664
Speaking of bad education, your greentext makes little sense.
>>78043694
where u live? gonna beat the shit out of you for posting this
>>78043706
Alreet lid.
>>78043664
Imagine taking such transparent bait
Dier is our best player
>England's captain Jordan Henderson's single career honour was a league cup win against Cardiff 5 years ago
>>78043658
It will be better than the Twin Peaks finale
>>78043716
You going to stick him with your kirpan?
>>78043731
not even a league title?
>>78043731
the only CL winners are Bertrand and Cahill
>>78043548
>>78043570
>1+1+1+1+1+(3/5)+1+1+(3/5)+(3/5)+1+(3/5)+(3/5) = 11 men
That's the tactical mathematical beauty of breeding pacey blackies.
>>78043731
That`s still more than you la
>>78043731
Henderson is a really limited player can see Da Ox taking his place at Liverpool
>>78043741
I had to look up what one of them was. nice false flag you paki cunt
I don't think we will do well this world cup
>>78043572
based huehue nigger providing livestreams
>90 minutes of englishman shitposting
we are truly "blessed" with this group
>>78043755
Are you suggesting pacey Nigs make up half of a player?? kek
>>78043668
Germany
>>78043731
When did Welbeck join Arsenal? Doesn't he have 3 FA Cup medals in 4 years and has only played like 40 games for them?
>>78043788
you realise its going to be 90 minutes of english shitposting against their own team right?
>>78043771
>Southgate "in charge"
>Fart in net
>Henderson-Livermore midfield
Im just gonna support northern ireland desu
>>78043785
I think you lost your right to comment itt after what happened with luxembourg
why do england try to play keepball, hoofing it to a pacey lad who's got good character is clearly the answer
do scotland favour please because we need to be able to might not even get the chance to qualify
>Hart
I'm gonna convince myself I don't care about this game like against Malta but 10 mins into it, I'll be shouting at my TV as usual
*breathes in*
>>78043808
Mh ?
>>78043456
Jesus it's basically empty
You now remember Slovak ABU
Sorry but this isn't the England team, there are hardly any English players in the team, yes they might have been born here but a dog born in a stable does not make it a horse, think I'll be tuning out because we are watching Africa vs Slovakia
>>78043788
You do realise this is going to be 90 mins of Scots, SheepShaggers and Deep State IRA members shitposting by pretending to be Proud English lads?
You could just fuck off I guess though lad.
I see that Slovakian bellend still has that shit hair cut
Remember when Hart was good?
me neither
is Slovakia the most pointless nation?
They literally contribute nothing to the world
>Dier and Hendo in Midfield
Looking forward to getting exposed lads
>>78043757
You sure?
sLOVEakia pls win
>>78043832
RIP
i still remember the time he shitposted for 8 hours straight
what a hero
Fuck England and fuck English people
>>78043835
>Tips flat cap
>>78043832
I want a squawka picture with /sp/ ABU post stats in 2016-17 and 2017-18.
>>78043849
Yeah but he made a good save against them for the 0-0 win, so he must be good, right? That's how he's literally got the job as No.1 English GK after the dismal Euro display.
>>78043849
he peaked in the semi final 0-0 vs Real Madrid, been on the decline since then
Fancy dress night at Wembley. Free entry to anyone who turns up dressed as a red seat.
>>78043731
I'm still waiting for an explanation as to why anyone anywhere rates him
>>78043832
F
>>78043858
I just got back from ikea and really enjoyed it
Think Hart will get dropped after he pulls a Rob Green in this match?
>>78043854
>hasnt been to Brno
Did the England manager just mess up the words to the anthem?
>>78043788
You wouldn't even have a thread if it weren't for the english.
Rather be a black than a Slovak
Why is hart playing
>>78043864
I thought you liked fucking black immigrants
>>78043888
due to his immense bravery
>>78043866
t. nigger/nigger lover
>>78043858
>>78043864
Samefag kys.
LOVE pints
Love England
SIMPLE AS
Why are you watching this? You know it's going to suck
easy draw for us
WOO HOO! meme match of the day
>>78043864
wtf sweden why i went to stockholm and it was good for about a day
>>78043887
>rather be a low iq retard incapable of being civilised than a proud white person who has a rich heritage in a beautiful country
is this what niggers really delude themselves into thinking?
>>78043866
Tips skull cap you fucking kike
would you let your kid to walk in to the game with hamsik?
>>78043906
>suck
Fuck off mate
haha time for pacey black lads with no end product
GET HYPED LADS
For 90 minutes of side to side passing
>>78043906
based nemec is scoring a hat trick
>>78043902
t. yank/yank lover
much more disgusting
>that FA Vase-tier attendance
Rebuilding the national stadium was a mistake
Wouldn't care about dropping into the play offs. At least it would be exciting.
>>78043926
Cutie.
>not even having a full stadium at home
Sad!
>>78043947
Is Henderson playing?
For all those that want to see England lose so you can shitpost, please remember that a Slovakia win will leave your friends Scotland with no hope of qualifying.
>>78043933
Anywhere East of Vienna is just full of false whites
>>78043906
to see if the team even has any fucking drive at all
getting shit from people before they have even qualified so lets see how they react
should walk through this budget serbia or whatever the fuck slovakia even is or does
I bet 10 euros on us, if we win I will have 80.
Easy money
>>78043934
*Tips back at you*
>>78043935
he wouldn't hurt a fly
>>78043936
Going to mate, don't wanna watch this shower again
>>78043952
>somehow not wanting niggers to destroy our country and way of life makes me a yank
protip: yanks love them which is why the us is only 60% you utter cretin
>>78043928
>yfw when this ends in a boring 0-0 draw and Montenegro and Romania play a 4-3 humdinger and everyone still enjoys this thread better
>>78043954
No one likes watching England anymore because we are so shit and everyone has finally accepted it
>>78043961
We struggled against Malta, Slovakia is literally Brazil tier compared to Malta.
>Joe Hart still immune to being dropped
Fuck Southgate, hope we lose this and he gets the chop. Cunt.
>>78043967
mmmm would love to hear why you nigger loving kike
>>78043954
It should have been built in Birmingham
>>78043954
>DULL
Is this Englands best team????? Sad!
>>78043789
>https://www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Three-Fifths_Compromise
lmao Southgate can't even get Ox and Rashford's position right
england should play around the country desu
>>78043977
your posting style is identical to all of the 16 year old yanks that infested this site during their election, just fuck off to /pol/ and go and suck more yank dick for their approval
Does a second half goal count less than a first half goal?
C'mon ingerlund
Huh buh duh huurr
#justtt
Well they asked for a early goal
>>78043992
Hart is so shit that even analysis mongs like Wright said he should be dropped.
>Rashford losing the ball
>1-0 down
LMAO
IS IT TIME TO LAUGH YET?
wat
>Englel
>World cup going to expand in 2026
>Scotland STILL wont qualify
Hahaha fucking hell
SOUTHGATE OUT
meme
>All those empty seats even around the fucking tunnel
Innnngerluuund.
LGTSS
>Englel
>England's goalkeeper is a literally a Torino reject
>>78043367
>ENGLEL
>england
lel
LMAO
JUST
>>78043996
Full of organ traffickers and war criminals. You can buy women by the truck load.
On the other hand I hope they win because I hate Ingurlel
haha
>>78044007
Being northern and witnessing England live is enough for the whole region to commit suicide.
GET FUCKED ANGLOS
LMAO
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
FFS England
Another 10 bucks down the drain
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
SO glad im welsh right now
E X P O S E D
>southgate
AHAHAHHAHAHAH FUCK YESSS IVE NEVER BEEN SO HAPPY TO SEE MY TEAM FAIL
REV UP THOSE ENGLELS LADS
Jesus omally
THREE LIONS ON THE SHIRT
>Englel
ENGLAND ARE SHIT
ENGLAND ARE SHIIIIIIIIT
HAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAH
SOUTHGATE OUT
HAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAH
SOUTHGATE OUT
HAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAH
SOUTHGATE OUT
HAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAH
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HAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAH
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HAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAH
SOUTHGATE OUT
HAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAH
SOUTHGATE OUT
HAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAH
SOUTHGATE OUT
HAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAH
SOUTHGATE OUT
HAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAH
SOUTHGATE OUT
>>78043367
>THE SLAVERIDER CAMP OF ENGLEL
>ENGLEL
>ENGLEL
>ingurland
GOLAÇO!
>Playing Rashford
>HE'S THE ENGLISH HENRY LA
LMAO MAN UNITED PLAYERS SHOULD BE DROPPED
IT'S HAPPENING
Top kek
Not even mad, fuck this shower of shite
lel
LMAO
Southgate...... OUT!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>Fart
*breathes in*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
WE STILL BELIEVE (WE STILL BELIEVE)
When was the last time Hart made a save
>HEART
can we finally end the rashford meme?
>Rashford
>Hart
>englel
AHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA
>>78043966
>Scotland
>friends
??
git fucked pantyless fagloch
>de Englel
Really, what does Hart have to do to get dropped.
Loooooool
Senpai
im not even mad
Kek
Maybe we'll meet in the play-off ahahah
stream's:
streams.notahoneypot.me
>joe fart
>tfw moot thankfully bunched all the UK countries under one flag so you can at least pretend to laugh at this misery
>HART IS OUR BEST GK
HART IS OUR BEST GK
>HART IS OUR BEST GK
HART IS OUR BEST GK
>HART IS OUR BEST GK
HART IS OUR BEST GK
>HART IS OUR BEST GK
HART IS OUR BEST GK
>HART IS OUR BEST GK
HART IS OUR BEST GK
>HART IS OUR BEST GK
HART IS OUR BEST GK
>HART IS OUR BEST GK
HART IS OUR BEST GK
>HART IS OUR BEST GK
HART IS OUR BEST GK
>HART IS OUR BEST GK
HART IS OUR BEST GK
>HART IS OUR BEST GK
HART IS OUR BEST GK
>HART IS OUR BEST GK
HART IS OUR BEST GK
>HART IS OUR BEST GK
HART IS OUR BEST GK
>HART IS OUR BEST GK
HART IS OUR BEST GK
>HART IS OUR BEST GK
HART IS OUR BEST GK
WHEN WILL YOU FUCK OFF SOUTHGATE
*breathes in*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>Trashford
The absolute state of joe Hart. He's finally exposed as a fucking garbage keeper yet Southgate keeps playing him. Forster/pickford need to be playing.
>he rates Rashford
And people wonder why club>country for so many of us
>sterling on bench
>Start rashford
Everytime.
can you please wait until i find a stream next time
it's alright. we're doing it deliberately to fuck scotland
>joe fart
THE ABSOLUTE CITY OF ENGERLAND
>Rashford
>Hart
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA. WHY DO WE PLAY SUCH UTTER DROSS? WHY WASN'T RASHFORD PLAYED AGAINST MEMELTA IF HE WANTED TO GIVE THEM EXPERIENCE?
I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN
this is game has a higher meaning, its the MULTI-CULTI PROJECT TYPE STATE vs THE ETNOSTATE
SLOVAKIA makes us proud
>rashford is a top prospect
>Play Rashford on the right
>Play Hart in goal
>Play slowpoke Cahill at the back
>Wonder why you get exposed
Southgate is a fucking tard
Inb4 Slavs score another on the counter then park the bus. 2-0 final score.
>englel
That wasn't Hart's fault, faggots
BASED SLOVAKIA
dirty horrible english cunts
i bet you lose on purpose just like germany did to ireland in the last groups.
fucking cunts the lot of you
hart's shit get him off walker's shit get him off bertrand's shit get him off cahill's shit get him off henderson's shit get him off dier's shit get him off ox's shit get him off alli's shit get him off rashford's shit get him off kane's shit get him off
Too many blacks in this side. We'll never get anywhere with them.
>englel >englel >englel >englel >englel >englel
>englel >englel >englel >englel >englel >englel
>phil "only on birthdays and anniversaries" neville
lads I've just turned it on. What was the goal like?
YOU SPINELESS, USELESS FUCKING CUNTS
ZzZZzzzZZZ
>>78044126
Iceland already proved that
>>78044135
>A world class GK shouldn't be expected to stop goals guise!
kys.
>>78044106
im always welsh whenever shit hits the fan, its great
>>78043378
JUST
>>78044145
They sure got an early goal.
Would Scots agree to get knocked out of qualifying if it means that England loses 5-0 at home?
>young pacey black lad in not passing the ball episode.5589446888021
This is what happens when we listen to Manure fans who demand Rashford starts, absolute meme shite
>literally only the Scottish are fuming at this result
WENGATE OUT
>>78044147
dumb scot, england never do what you want them to do so stop hoping they will win
glad i am welsh
>>78044137
>>78044162
you know it
>>78044162
no because scottsmen are cucks at heart
>>78044154
i opt for the Isle of Man
Have a draw and an England win with BTTS.
Nice start for me, bet the Slov's win though kek
>>78044162
No.
>>78044010
>all of the 16 year old yanks that infested the site during their election
I know, it's hard to believe all those CTR shills were actually of college age really.
>>78044162
we're not going to qualify anyway
Shock
We always get shat on by medium size teams with a bit of heart and team cohesion. Overpaid wankers.
>>78044173
Oh do one you twat
Slovakia will run out of steam, not enough pacey black lads in the side.
>>78044133
>tfw someone saves your oc
>>78044173
>muh based hypeniggas
AIN'T WORTH SHIT
I
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T
S
H
I
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ENGLEL IS MY CITY
>PLAYING HART
>PLAYING CAHILL
>PLAYING OXLDADE CHAMBERLAIN
SOUTHGATE OUT
>blaming Rashford who has won majority of club trophies before 20 years old
jog on ABUs
>>78044168
England wouldn't be seeded for the playoffs would it?
>Henderson is the best English player
Lol
I like Weiss but is his father still the coach?
>>78044169
Shut up Shitizen.
the "too many blacks" argument doesn't really work when the white players include Jordan Henderson, Joe Hart, Gary Cahill and Phil Jones
>>78044173
how many bluepills have you swalloved?
>Rashmeme
shit player, new sterling onto the next one
why isn't Vardy starting?
at least him off Kane
Kane isolated that far up there with his lack of pace and his shit >august form is so stupid
>Englel
PffffthahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>78044206
We could still top the group with a loss here though.
>>78044162
No.
>>78044141
Seriously though, the last time we looked like we could win a tournie was 1996, how many blacks were on the team then?
slovak fans are chanting ''we are home here''
lol
>>78044212
Those are the best players on the pitch, surprise, surprise they are all white.
Are England Tottenham of Europe?
If sterling had done what rashford just did then hoddle wouldnt have shut up about him
>Only two points behind England
>Wembley stunned into silence by them scoring
>>78044206
I genuinely dont know any England fans who think were anything but shit desu. a result like this would a step in the right direction of binning everything and starting from scratch
>>78044182
Except they get their own flag on 4chins, Nigel Salim-Khan
Guys I have a massive fucking crush on one of the girls at my gym and she came and spoke to me today out of the blue and I sperged out massively. She kept laughing at all my terrible 'jokes' am I fucked?
Looking at him you wouldn't say Dier is a bottler. What do they do to them at Spurs?
>Go to toilet
>Joe Fart already concede
>>78044212
>specifically leaves out based Harry Kane
hmmmmmmm
and it does work - all power no brain tbqh bruh
>>78044226
>pacey black man meme again
how many have england gone through now? Must be getting up to about ten
>>78044234
I don't mind, because they're technically white.
Why are they not playing 3 at the back with a more Tottenham System taking the defensive duty off Rashford since he isn't a wide midfielder??
>>78044162
obviously fucking not
BERRA
Haven't started well, being pressed high and can't deal with it
Ah yes let's give the job to a man with only 150 matches as a manager with most of those being at Middlesbrough with a 29% win rate and a relegation.
>all those empty seats
The major difference is that Slovakian players play for pride and country. England players are like mercenaries, just playing for money and to boost their personal profile.
>>78044212
It's a dumb argument that makes this board feel like tumblr whenever people here spout it.
>>78044238
Sunderland of Europe
>>78044233
Same story in rugby. Shit like Itoje gets picked for quotas. They're even worse at that.
>>78044230
>drawing to Luxembourg
You have no right to talk, our team is shit, your team has £100m+ players in it.
SCOTLAND
Based Turpin will rig this for Slovakia
>>78044238
We've actually won trophies though.
>>78044235
>Those are the best players on the pitch
>>78044242
>implying i don't have an isle of man vpn
>>78044238
That don't make any sense, Ivan
>>78044257
he coudln't even do anything for an u21 side.
A fucking nobody won the u18 world cup this year
there are people that unironically placed a bet on >england. there are people in this world right now, our fellow human beings, that spent a part of their hard earned money seriously hoping that >england will win a game of soccer also know as football. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!
Lmao England will not qualify
>>78044261
women aren't allowed to watch the game
>>78044229
>Kane isolated that far up there with his lack of pace
What England needs is some pacey coloured lads
>>78044243
Girls dont care about moments like that. But if you are a personality-less autist they can smell that shit a mile away regardless.
>>78044272
>ies
wheres the scotland match thread
>>78044238
No because we never come close to winning
More like the Southampton on Europe
>england loses
>no England flags anywhere to be seen
it would be hilarious if we didn't qualify. Imagine being the FA and picking a fucking pathetic cunt like Southgate as the mananger.
>>78044231
Ok but you should hope slovakia slips
>>78044243
Sounds good depending on how she was laughing. Due to your autism you will not be able to tell though so you will have to wait and see if she talks to you again.
sage for not football
Imagine if Scotlel qualified ahead of England?
Oh my god it would be magic
I seem to zone out alot recently
It's quite worrying, it's like my attention span is like 2minutes
>>78044273
For England yes.
>>78044226
10 scored, 0 conceded, 9 points
>>78044249
What we need is some Favelas in England, give people a real taste of crime and poverty then maybe Englel will have some backbone
>scotland even scored in the 1st half against malta
>it's all for nothing though because they're out
>>78044294
We're too busy being best allies forever.
>>78044297
Probably, but >>78043429 is still true, so I'm conflicted.
>>78044294
literally 0 england flags itt
lol
>>78044296
You think they give a shit?
>>78044301
Perfectly normal when you're watching England play
>>78044296
arent england top lol
already qualified
there's only 3 games left
>>78044309
>forgetting Liverpool exists
>>78044301
It's OK that happens to everyone that watches England play.
>>78044287
fuck off pol
i was referring to vardy, it was quite obvious
>>78044261
it's the hard cam side
>>78044257
The FA don't want a good manager. They want a manager that they can bully the most so they get to pick the squad/tactics or whatever.
If the English lads really are passionate about playing for England and giving their all, then imagine how shit they are
>it's another England just keep the ball but do nothing with it episode
hahahahahaha englel
If you want some emergency plumbing done at the moment in London, you're fucked.
>>78044325
Not top if we lose
>>78044313
Yes this is very embarrassing for everyone except England.
>>78044309
Just train players out of West Yorkshire
>HENDERSON PULLING OUT OF A 50/50
YOUR CAPTIAN EVERYONE
>>78044332
It's not even that, it's about picking the players from the top or "in form" clubs of the PL right now to advertise the league.
el slovACO
Genuinely think we would have got somewhere if we had big sam hoofball. We're not good enough. We need to play like Greece when they won the Euros
>>78044296
We'd need to lose the next 3 games, Scotland to win theirs and Slovakia to win theirs.
I came here to laugh at englel
I hope Rashford's entire family die
Good, fuck England. Bunch of pansey players and manager. Disgrace
Will Dele Alli go his entire career without having a single good game for England?
How's the game lads? Is football coming home?
lads
LADS
>englel
At what point will he resign?
>englel
>>78044367
lyl
>>78044356
>flag
Get fucked.
>>78044327
Gene pool in liverpool is too limited, we need favelas in London, get some proper mixed race super men and go again in 20 years time
why the fuck does yurop have 14 wc spots, how do you NOT qualify
totally unfair
>>78044363
KEK
it will be 2:1 for england
>>78044356
england should be in group G or something
>>78044147
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>78044368
FA wont let him
>>78044355
If we finish second we'd go into a playoff and I wouldn't fancy our chances winning one of them
>KANE
>>78044367
>leltherlands
>qualifying
pick 1
>>78044385
1-1 AT MOST germany
>>78044327
Liverpool has a lower crime rate than London, Manchester and Birmingham
Only top manager's can deal with this new press high style Klopp has made famous, Italy tried it against Spain and they dealt with it, England get shocked when another team comes and trys to get the ball
>>78044368
It'll be stuart pearce of aidy boothroyd replacing him.
>>78044368
When they get beaten by Northern Ireland in a play-off
Why the fuck did Kane not slip him in there? Fucking shite.
obviously england will lose this and then walk the next two games
>>78044388
It's group jay.
Kane goal incoming screen cap this shit
Kane is so shit!
I don't understand, i thought football was coming home?
Spineless, every single one of them. Fucking embarrassing to watch.
>>78044386
>Griezmann
England's premier striker ladies and gentlemen
>>78044402
>statistics
so the police just cant be bothered anymore?
>>78044262
>Slovakian players play for pride and country
i hope you don't actually believe this.
At least Rashford has been exposed now
>>78044376
>>78044386
hahahahahahahahahahhahahahaha
Bet it's gonna be a draw
Who scotland here
>>78044368
Until there's......NO SURVIVORS
>Vardy benched for Trashford because muh Yoof players
>Maguire not even in the squad and Keane benched
SOUTHKEK OUT!!!
IT'S COMING HOME
If England don't win tonight, I'm going to head outside and smash some Slovak heads
Brick some Polish shops too for good measure
>tfw missed the first goal
why even watch still, there will be no more goals
Scotland match thread
>>78044391
>>78044391
>>78044391
>Slovakia's goal (3') was the fastest conceded goal by England in a competitive match since San Marino's goal (1') on 17 Nov 1993
Ah, the memories: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZS2aLl80wM
so just going to ask the question we have all been wondering...
When will Southgate and Greg Dyke be boiled to death?
twitter.
com/LlamaFootball/status/904780807885250560
Slovakia's goal
Rashford will score in the 53rd minute. Screencap this.
>>78044337
I hate that episode
It's repeated way too often
>>78043966
>Slovakia Wins
>England Loses
>Scotland is Eliminated
Sounds like a perfect meme match
this team would >unironically win this match
also
>having to use buildlineup when lineupbuilder is down
>>78044421
This is what it feels like to watch Arsenal these days.
>>78044431
>hurr durr let me ignore facts because it doesn't suit my stereotypes
The state of 2017
>>78044437
>losing to a Ronaldoless Portugal
>a team that hadn't won a game in normal time
Hahahahhaha
not enough pacey black boys on the team
>>78044362
Probably, but no matter, Gerrard did it his whole career and received no criticism at all
>>78044355
scotland play slovakia next
>Smelly Alley
>>78044432
its true tho
>>78044420
It's coming home but it's taking a scenic route.
>>78044453
You're living up to your name muhamMAD
>>78044466
>lallana holding midfielder
>>78044461
He won't be playing after half time.
>>78044459
If we don't win then it'll probably be during the post-match press conference
>>78044474
>smelly scouser gets upset easily cant take a joke
typical victims
considering how much these chaps are getting paid in relation to those in medicine, teaching and the military i'm frustrated in the way they are performing currently
News from Germany
Germany 2
Norway 0
What is the purpose of Dele Alli?
>>78044466
why do you have lallana there?
>>78044436
>Teenager
>Exposed
>Smelly Volley
The man who could save England
Scotland on course to win Euro 2020 and WC 2022
>>78044475
it's coming home
>tfw Manica is back
lmao
>>78044510
what is the purpose of life?
>>78044510
For racial quota.
>LE ZONAL MARKING IS SHIT MEME
I love how worthless dinosaurs like Glen Hoddle constantly shit on it, meanwhile many of the most successful managers in Europe continue to use it.
Really makes you think. If only they listened to Richard Keys and the crazy Witch Doctor man
>>78044509
surprise, surprise
>>78044509
Fucking krauts
>>78044437
kek, is this how obsessed JF's are with England?
Hoooooly shit, my sides!
>>78044466
>sterling LWB
my dad says rashford is crap and hes not even certain if hes english jej
>>78044287
We need Marc Albrighton. I know his face isn't 'marketable' but he'd add fine balance and he's quite good at football.
>"DELLE ALLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!"
>ball pisstrickles wide
this fucking commentator wouldn't even raise a pitch if Alli wasn't a shitskin
NIGGERS OUT WHITES IN
>>78044508
WOAH bit harsh mate
>marmalade chambershite
>oxlaids
>40 mil
LOL
>>78044510
Respect
>>78044466
Swap walker for Albrighton.
Albrighton wipes the floor with Walker being a wing back and a wide midfielder.
>>78044528
>he falls for the non-England falseflag meme
LMAO pathetic. Imagine playing zero qualification games and still not winning the tournament with home support lmao
>>78044541
>Stick to ur man
>Clip his heels
>Get beaten 1 v 1
>Concede
>>78044561
DAS RAYCISS
Why do 90% of international match threads devolve into /pol/shit?
>>78044247
Just go to toilet in your pants, like our good English lads
>LIVERPOOL LITERALLY PAID £40M FOR THAT SHIT
>40M for me dribble and give away the ball man
based Ninja Turtle
england lose against competitive opposition and everyone calls it a crisis
then they pull oone back against slovenia everyone will be congratulating them
bit of a small team mindset .low aspirations
>shit this guy has stopped my run
>can't see anyone to pass it to
>i'll just blast it into his legs
That's what Liverpool paid 40 mil for.
FUCK OFF OX
WJAU THE FUCK
Gib refund?
>>78044561
how many titles did that team win
AHAHAHAHAHA FORTY FUCKING MILLION, ENJOY SHITTERPOOL
>oxlade chambershite
Congratulations Liverpool you twats
>£35m
LOTERALLY BAGS OF LADS IN THE CHAMPIONSHIP BETTER THN THIS
fucking christ
HOLY SHIT KEK DA OX
>tfw want england to lose but also want a black englush player to score to btfo /pol/tards
wtf
>£40m
>£40,000,000.00
>FORTY FUCKING MILLION POUNDS
for that pile of shit
>>78044534
>tfw no thiccing gf
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA
40 FUCKING MILLION
>Liverpool paid £40m for that
>Chamberlain being booed by Arsenal and Chelsea supporters
lel
>>78044510
You have to reserve a spot for the dirtiest football player of these times
>OXLEL CHAMBERPOT
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
LOOOOOOOOOOOOL
>>78044380
We deserve more you dumb cunt.
>Jordan Henderson is the captain of England
>England's goalkeeper is Joseph Hart
>oxlad
>>78044565
>>78044570
He did well to win the ball back but that was terrible lmao. He's Liverpools problems now hahaha.
germany is RAPING norway
FOOKIN ELL
>>78044478
Fat breasts.
CONTROVERSIAL OPINION
Capello was taking England forward and was the best we had since Sven
>DA OX
>>78044602
They won the nation's hearts
Unlike these jokers
40 million for a _____
>>78044581
english football fans are notoriously inbred racist mongs
Cheers Liverpool x
>Liverpool brought him
>Arsenal wanted to keep him
Which is the bigger mistake?
Vintage oxpiss
>people loved at chelsea missing out on young half black English "talents"
EXCLUSVE: SOUTHGATE TAKING ADVICE FROM PAUL INCE IN WHAT TO TELL HIS PLAYERS WHEN THE GET TO THE BOX
>>78044604
Klopp will make him better. I hope he continues to play shite for England
>>78044581
talking about the number of black players (which aren't good) does not mean youre from pol you mong
>>78044597
AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
THANK YOU BASED LIVERPOOL
>>78044602
Una copa
wow the ox is unironically tragic
>i rate the ox
>arsenal dna
Why would you do that?
A shitty pass or a shitty shot against a defender is reasonably but to fucking lob it like that in the crowd?
Why oxlade why?
Lmao at anyone rating the ox ever
>>78044581
'tribal' roots of football support. Shit is cringe worthy in the stadium.
>>78044561
>Stewart Pearce's face
liverpool supporters, how do you feel about this new signing? please give your ratings out of 96
>>78044637
Until the golden generation got old and the next generation turned out to be shit. So no he wasn't really
>>78044548
just avin a laff m8
>>78044578
>Imagine playing zero qualification games and still not winning the tournament with home support lmao
>people born after 1998 can post on 4chan
I feel old now
>>78044637
100% agree, England even beat Brazil when he was in charge
>>78044581
all /sp/orts discussion here m8
maybe go someplace else if you do not want to analyse team composition, pleb
>>78044637
nobody is good enough for england, especially not foreigners, because english people have a superiority complex
>>78044287
Brilliant, can you manage England please?
>>78044581
this isnt le based anti-racist leddit Pham, go back to your bluepilled safespace
>>78044351
>not calling any Udders players
I guess they don't really have Englishmen though
>>78044637
That's not saying much
>McLaren
>Woy Hodgson
>Allardyce
>>78044637
Inb4 'he was foreign so he got sacked', completely ignoring the shitshow that was the 2010 World Cup. He was a has been manager and wouldn't have taken us forward.
>>78044692
they bought him to kill arsenal and secure the 4th place trophy
>>78044637
There's nothing controversial about that at all, you fucking dumb cunt
>cross in
>fail
>cross in
>fail
this sport is pretty gay
>>78044886
He wasn't sacked though, you prat.
why is this thread slow
>>78044977
He went before he was made to go. It was pride.
>>78045003
Everyone is in the new thread
>>78044641
Thats racist.
>>78045027
Simply untrue, you scummy little lying cunt.
The whole Terry/captaincy episode was the reason he left. Why would the FA sack him literally weeks before the start of Euro 2012?
>>78044968
no just england have 0 fluidity with all these fucking memes and manu/liverpool bench on the field
>>78044561
bit racist, mate.
are your feathers ruffled because
>Alli
>Walker
>Oxlade
>Bertrand
>Rashford
All have white Mums? haha
Slovaks refballed, disgusting double standards
> £50 million for that Donkey Walker.