What did Neville mean by this?

>only bdays and anniversaries

He means he wished he married someone else

>>78042792
No, he meant he sodomizes his wife on special occasions then makes her suck his dick clean after.

is it true that brit slags disproportionally enjoy it in the pooper

>>78047673
The white slags yes. I tried to lick a black girls ass as a precursor to the long anal game (she was a professional and had a side business teaching media types proper English for TV) and she kick me out and asked me never to contact her again. I was a kept guy untill that point.

>>78042617
he means he gets pegged off of the missus

How to get gf to do butt stuff?

>>78048255
hints

>>78042617
she's got a stinky little pooper, i can tell

>>78048255

Antifa protests.

>>78048255
firmly grasp it

nice now i have an erection

>>78048581
i bet my warm asshole would feel nice right now

>>78047871
>black
>professional anything

You overmemed, friend.

>>78048610
you dirty slut

switch N for S in his name

mental

>>78048726
seville?

>>78048255
1. Wait until she comes home drunk
2. Put finger in her butt
3. ?????
4. Profit

>>78048693
Professional bike thief, professional hitman, professional street drug vendor.

There you go, she was none of them though, see had letters after her name, unbelievable but true.

>>78048762
Enjoy her shit on your penis

my gf only last 1 minute doing anal, is too painful for her

>>78048811
It's part of the fun faggot.
Afterwards, she needs to clean your dick with her mouth.

>>78048860
Kek, Carry on then.

>>78048766
you've ever met a black hitman? most of them are white

>>78048811
That's not how digestion works. Unless she's about to explode with poo, your dick will be fine.

Also, your gf probably wants it in the pooper more than you realize. Women always love what most men don't give them. If you're not doing buttplay, choking and slapping, she's gonna come to me soon enough.

>>78048255
homo

>>78048921
Yeah okay, kid.

>>78048992
If you don't know my post is correct, you're obviously undersexed. Sorry m8.

>>78049030
Yeah okay, kid.

>>78049030
>Implying there isn't shit left of the rectum

>>78048921
i have over 300 confirmed sexes and i can confirm you are right

>>78049050
my dick is too short to reach the poop
lol

my gf doesnt even poop

>>78049030
Yeah okay, kid.

>>78048255
you bang her doggy, put a finger up her butt, if she protests, dump her

>>78049342
what if she dumps tho?

>>78048825
you need copious amounts of lube and you need to stretch her out using a plug or something

>>78049058
Kek

>>78049537
You take it like a man and fuck her while shes dumping you dumb leaf

>>78048255
Start small, fingers in the butt, eating her ass, then gently nudge the idea onto her.

>>78048902
Ghost dog.