MIA: Hurricane Irma could effect Dolphins-Bucs game
PIT: Bell officially signs franchise tender
BUF: Fifth-round rookie QB Peterman "ready to start"
NO: Peterson wants to "stick it" to the Vikings
CAR: Newton ready for Week One
BUF: Unknown if Taylor starts first game
PIT: Tampa Bay sends S J. J. Wilcox to the Steelers
No one watches handegg anymore, Cletus.
second for aints go 7-9 again
Five (5) wins this year!
The two CFB games on this Sunday were infinitely more entertaining than anything the NFL has put out in years
>Andrew Luck won't play in season opener
This news broke literally the second after I hit post. Will the Clots win a single game?
Hey, as a Finn which team should I root for?
I'm kinda torn between Detroit Lions and Minnesota Vikings as those areas have the most Finnish Americans. I like the Vikings uniforms and aesthetic better, but I root for Detroit teams in MLB and NHL. The Lions sport a rather bland look if you ask me.
What do you guys think?
>>78040853
I like CFB, but are you fucking kidding me? Super Bowl LI and XLIII are literally the greatest football games of all time
>>78040865
Root for the Lions. We've only won a single playoff game since 1957, yet that seems to be turning around. The Lions are poised to make a deep playoff run soon, and that's going to be fun to watch.
>apparently 4chan wants you to be a Jags fan
>>78040826
Go back to starving in your favela Da Silva
>>78040865
You need to stick with your state theme of intense autism, so pick from the following:
Da burrs
Da tardinals
Da nanners
Da gayders
>>78040826
quedo delicioso
alright let's get this shit over with
>>78040919
For me, it's sopa de perro. Uma delĂcia.
Must be nice to be able to watch your team on Sunday. Meanwhile down in Florida we're about to get fucked by a hurricane and they're going to end up rescheduling our game.
>Bills picked up Joe Webb
how many Panthers have gone to Buffalo?
>>78040924
That's a 4-12 team if I've ever seen one
>>78040924
>Ted Ginn
get ready for an insane catch and then 5 easy passes dropped
Who is Chris Odom and why should I care that the packers signed him?
There are 3 (three) days until the season starts. What the fuck are you people doing cucking yourselves with a single general?
Stop posting here
Go make actual threads
Support those threads by posting in them
>>78041022
as a team absolutely, but their schedule has 5 or 6 possible wins, so who knows
>>78040839
Personally I'm hoping for 6.
>>78041058
Don't tell me what to do, fignuts.
>>78040924
I thought the Aints oline was supposed to be elite or at least very good? Have i been lied to
>>78041105
in this division? christ no, they're gonna suck
>>78041105
wait shit you meant just the oline
my point still stands though, worst in the division, at least until armstead comes back
who /overbeforeitstarted/ here
>>78040924
I thought Peat was gonna play week 1?
>>78041172
>cincinnati ever beating houston
Peterson statement:
>I wanna beat my old team like a 3 year old that spilled paint in the basement , DAMN YOU TRYSHAWN !!!
>>78041172
Nah, Bengals are going 12-4 and Dalton is winning MVP.
Still a first round loss though
>>78041194
>>78040924
>>78041174
what did he mean by this?
>>78040924
I'd switch Ingram to great. He just doesn't get a ton of touches unfortunately
>>78041189
it's a four-day turnaround and a road game for them, i'd almost pick the home team no matter who the teams were
I'll show you mine if you show me yours
Please somebody do a >>78041382 for the Browns after the preseason
>>78041382
can I get a template
Buffalo has to wake the fuck up and accept that they can't afford a football team anymore. It's the smallest city in the league, and it's shrinking further every year.
>>78041195
Dalton will go down in the second game with a knee injury. screencap this
>>78041467
I thought Green Bay was the smallest city in the league
>>78040826
Nice sport you got there, Eurofag
>>78041382
is sanu really under great? dude was a menace with us
>>78041525
>Brazil
>Europe
you fucking idiot. that said, Brazil NFL posts should generally be filtered
>>78041622
yeah sanu's a beast
>>78041499
Oh shit you're right. 2nd smallest, and 2nd poorest, behind only Detroit.
>>78041004
The models have been shifting further west every day. That shits going into the gulf my friend.
>>78041825
>yfw both the toxins and the aints have to share the alamodome
>>78040865
Buccaneers!
>>78041172
>loses to the Ravens with a rusty/gimp flacco and no defense
>thinks they can beat the Texans
>loses on 10 days rest against another team with no defense
what exactly do you think the bengals' strength is?
Is this the year the Eagles finally get their shit together?
>>78041858
>yfw every team in the south east has to play in the same stadium
>>78041825
I really fucking hope so.
>>78041825
Here was the model runs for Sunday.
>>78041825
>>78041890
#PrayforFlorida
>>78041890
>>78041825
but what is the high pressure system in the northern atlantic doing? if it's shrinking, the east one are accurate, if it's growing, it's going to the gulf. it's that simple to predict where irma is going
/nfl/ - Weather Sciences
I live on the north carolina coast. how fucked am I?
>Tolzien-Goff
>Bortles-Savage
>Probably Peterman-McCown
And the NFL wonders why its ratings are declining.
>>78041979
How is it the nfls fault that college qbs suck?
>>78041930
Not that simple. If the high was left alone then the eastern tracks would be more accurate. A trough is currently moving across the US which will eventually affect the high. Predicting when and to what degree the trough affects the high is what the models are having difficulty with now,
>>78041993
It's the NFL fault for giving shitty QB matchups.
Who's going to fall for the Rosen meme next Draft?
>>78041979
theres always been bad quarterbacks
>>78041870
we never, ever beat the ravens when we're supposed to. the texans are flying from houston on four days rest. no burfict in green bay and it won't matter how many points we score because rodgers is gonna shred our secondary
>>78042005
the nfl doesn't get to pick which teams play each other just the order
>>78041997
correct
I thought it was common knowledge how fickle weather is? I mean it's basically a meme how hard it is to track the weather, who would ever say it's easy to predict on this scale?
>>78042005
Oh shit I misunderstood your post, damn those are terrible matchups
>>78042005
it's the NFL's fault Luck has a bum shoulder?
>Chargers top nfl.com watachability rankings
>From Philip Rivers to running back Melvin Gordon, Defensive Player of the Year candidate Joey Bosa and ferocious undersized cornerback Jason Verrett, the Chargers are loaded with players who love to ball. That energy and surplus of emerging talents like tight end Hunter Henry, pass rusher Melvin Ingram and deep threat Tyrell Williams should make the Chargers such a blast to track this season.
>Unlike the rest of this tier, the Chargers have little recent success to build off. They are playing in a converted soccer stadium in a city whose love they will have to earn. There are weaknesses (offensive line and injury luck) that could sink the entire enterprise, but this is the best team Rivers has been gifted since LaDainian Tomlinson was in the backfield. Rivers is a Hall of Fame quarterback ready to make a sentimental, potentially awkward ride in a new city. Who's with me?
http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000000838591/article/watchability-rankings-chargers-high-ahead-of-week-1
I genuinely believe the Chargers will be good this year, and even contend for the AFC West, but how desparate is the NFL to see the LA move as not a failure?
>>78042103
The Chargers are always fun to watch, but not as a fan.
It's a rollercoaster of emotions.
>>78042046
Yea NHC has some of the smartest bubble head weather forecasters in the country and their margin of error on day 4-5 for tropical storms averages around 300 miles. It's basically anyone's guess at this point how the storm will affect the US
>>78041890
we're so fucked
>>78042103
The Chargers have an underrated roster, they just end up shooting themselves in the foot a lot
>>78042149
Another pic with cone of uncertainty. Keep an eye on this one bros. It's gonna be big.
>tfw I get to die before watching the dolphins shit season this year
feels kinda good man
>>78042151
I wouldn't worry bro. Models have been consistently shifting left. It's looking more like a gulf coast event
>>78042181
f
>tfw they turn it around and win an owl in 10 years
>>78042192
Yeah right into the Gulf where it takes a hard left and hits Tampa directly
>>78042218
uh hard right rather
>>78042290
Who is that guy on the left? Did he play for Andy Reid or what?
>>78042299
that's MJD fool
>>78041622
DESU he has been pretty good, he's very reliable and is a great 3rd down option for moving the chains. But I dont know how I feel about putting him in the category of great WRs like Hilton, Michael and Demaryius Thomas. All of whom are consistent 1k yard receivers.
>>78042290
That's Maurice Jones Drew. He played for the Jags and one season for the Raiders
>>78042290
http://www.nfl.com/videos/nfl-network-total-access/0ap3000000838859/Tale-of-the-Tape-Chiefs-vs-Patriots
>>78041890
>that cheeky turn over St Louis and directly into the Ozarks
>keith wenning
>dan orlvosky
>joe webb
>geno smith
>tj yates
>jeff driskel
>taysom hill
>jake rudock
>alex tanney
All of these QBs have NFL contracts
>>78042347
Ever since NFL.com changed their website I cannot get videos to work no matter what web browser I use. It's fucking infuriating desu.
>>78042290
Clearly Jones-Drew is expressing symptoms of CTE.
>>78042326
fair post, my sensible friend
>>78042161
Fucking hell. I lost power for over a week from Hermine a year ago because of the incompetence of my city gov't. And that one only got to a category 1
>>78041890
holy shit Florida, rest in piss
>five pro bowlers in the front seven
Who can stop us?
>>78042416
Your o-line
>>78042416
The refs.
>>78042416
Your o-line
>>78042416
The Cardinals
The Rams
and
The Packers
>>78042416
Your offensive line
>>78042456
>Puckers
Sunday's game will be fun, for sure.
>>78042349
>jake rudock
Did you even watch the preseason? He's pretty good
>>78042426
>>78042445
>>78042473
>Joke-lel looking decent
>Britt looking good
>Glowinski on par with last year
>ifedi looking better than last year
looks like the Owl's back on the menu, boys.
>>78042513
I've literally never heard of him. I haven't watched much preseason outside of my team.
>>78041872
No. Schedule is still a bitch and they can't run the ball for shit
>>78042545
Then don't shit-talk him
Reminder that Punished Cam will win CPOTY and Matty Lice will regress to the mean
>>78042681
I thought Bortles was punished.
>Football intelligence
>>78042638
Ok, I'll take him off the list then. Point still stands.
>>78042712
Football intelligence is a meme. The best way to measure a QB is by how much he loves to play the game.
>>78042545
He's Harbaugh's first QB out of Michigan. 6th Rd pick at 191. Has sat behind Stafford for a solid year now. Shown some promise in preseason. As of right now he is a potentially VERY solid back up QB.
>>78042734
Stafford belongs near the top then
the biggest game of the dallas cowboys' season is week 1 and the giants/mara's plans to ruin it have been foiled
Hi, new fan of the sport, got the basic grasp of it, still get kinda lost sometimes, but I guess that will get better as I watch more games.
Can you guys recommend me some great games to watch?
>>78042734
This is retarded, football inelegance is one of the most important things required to be a good QB, only second to executing under pressure.
>>78042711
Every QB who under performed last year is punished. Stafford is punished.
>>78042773
The first Seahawks-Cardinals game of 2016
>>78042773
NFL's YouTube page has a playlist of full games that you should check out. Good amount of historical games and a good amount of memey games -- like the Colts coming back against the Chefs.
>>78042754
>Brady was a 6th rounder out of michigan
>Rudock was a 6th rounder out of michigan
Just saying...
>>78042768
>"I-I-IT'S ALL A MARA CONSPIRACY!!!"
I agree that Elliott is being put through Kangaroo Court by the NFL but when was the last time the Cowboys took responsibility for something that happened with their team rather than just blaming someone else?
>>78042778
Wrong. There are 2 key criteria to judging a QB:
1. On a scale of 1-10, how much does he love the game?
2. Does Gruden like this kid?
>>78042785
>underperformed
>8 comeback wins
>busted throwing hand
Nigga what?
Hope everyone ITT hada good weekend. Steelers
>>78042805
You forgot:
3. How much heart does this kid have?
>>78042711
Bortles is the only PUNISHED QB
>>78042625
>who is based Sproles
>>78042805
I TELL YA MIKE, I LOVE THIS KID
>>78042801
did i ask for your opinion, literal robot?
pastbinned to the shadowrealm, nothing personnel kid
>>78042801
Not him but there's a real concerning connection by all the main people in the investigation to the Giants organization. It's not just a Mara conspiracy but there's a real conspiracy by the co lead investigator Lisa Frei and her unhealthy obsession with the Giants, Mara himself, especially in the previous Giants Kicker's domestic violence case, and Goodell not participating in key hearing and overall key requirements of the NFL's own suspension process.
>>78042349
>not kaepernick
national FASCIST league
I was watching a gaming marathon and they had a transgirl and a actual girl playing a game, but neither was in the top 10 of a 50 person leaderboard, this lead me to
why do we use kid gloves with girl gamers and black qbs? "you're not as good as X but you're pretty good for a minority..."
imagine if we did that with white running backs
>you are a mediocre running back, but because you're an outlier, we'll make you the starter
>>78040821
Bob Quinn goals
>>78042846
Sproles isn't a 3-down back
>people actually think there's a conspiracy against Zeke
The NFL DOES NOT CARE ABOUT NEW EVIDENCE. This isn't new.
Big Ben was exonerated AND STILL SUSPENDED. Was there a conspiracy against him? Nope.
Don't get yourself in such situations and the NFL won't punish you for tarnishing the brand.
Also, this will change when the next negotiations happen between the NFLPA and the Commissioner,i.e. he will likely have his powers reduced.
>>78042939
>implying the NFLPA has any leverage
Demaurice Smith is a spineless cuck who will continue to bend over for the owners
>>78042939
>he will likely have his powers reduced.
Dude are you serious? The owners love Goodell because he plays ball and toes the line, they aren't reducing his powers. Not to mention the head of the NFLPA got released/waived (I forget which) just this past offseason.
>>78042939
there's a difference between rape and abuse, not to mention the society has stopped accepting all women's claims since the Yale incident
>>78042349
He refuses any sort of backup position so it's his fault.
>>78042103
>>78040875
>NFL has two good games in 8 years
>CFB has two good games in one day
really makes you think
>>78042808
He is punished.
>>78042939
>Don't get yourself in such situations
know how i know you've never dated anybody?
>>78042922
What black qb has had a starting job handed to him? Newton is clearly the best on his team. Wilson is clearly the best. WInston is clearly the best. Just what the fuck are you talking about?
>>78040856
They've routinely either skate by on refball against the Jags or get annihilated the past two years with or without Luck so no, probably not
>>78042990
>who is Darren Sharper
>who is Bill Cosby
>>78042979
I just get the feeling they'll push to have his powers reduced under threat of a walk-out, from what I've heard.
>>78043002
I'm just taking the NFL's position of how they view it. They don't really care if you did it or not, but what's "more-likely-than-not."
In the case of Zeke, it LOOKS like nothing, but the NFL doesn't want players to even be in that situation.
>>78041195
>>78042939
Explain the signs of conspiracy in a clear avoidance of vital evidence, fairness, breaking of procedure, and their own lead investigator blowing a whistle on all of this????
You're conflicting conspiracy with unfounded speculation like THE MOONLANDING IS FAKE tinfoil hat types.
When will Jim Irsay & Chuck Pagano be banned from the NFL for ruining Andrew Luck's career?
A fucking disgrace.
>>78042998
>CFB has 4 times as many teams
>CFB is a lot less worried about parity
>CFB athletes have to perform at a higher level then they normally would because they want in the NFL
>CFB has no union
>>78043010
>on his team
he's not the best option available, just the one on the team, typically because they were drafted as the token
>>78043055
Who is out there that would be better than Cam for the Panthers?
>>78042161
Here's the 2pm updated map.
>>78043039
did marty schottenheimer?
>>78043070
Kaepernick.
>>78042881
I mean its pretty obvious to see that there is some concerted effort to keeep him out. Whether its good or bad and if his protests had apoint or not is the debate, at least within my social circle.
>>78043084
for what?
>>78042993
That's fake news
>>78042922
Didn't that one white running back on the browns make it onto the madden cover even though he was average?
>>78043071
How long until the predictions show it turning north and tearing Florida a new asshole?
>>78043119
>>78043144
Peyton Hillis. He had one good season then dropped off.
>>78043089
>implying Kaepershit is good for anyone
>>78043160
You realize LT pussied the fuck out on you every chance he got.
Quick reminder that the Bucs will win the NFC South this year.
>>78043160
>Kaeding
>>78043071
>According to NHC statistics, the average error in a five-day forecast path of the center in 2016 was about 194 miles
>roughly the distance between Miami and Cape Canaveral, or from midtown Manhattan to Martha's Vineyard.
>>78043200
Kaeding and McCree. Fuck 'em both.
Objective Week 1 Starters Rankings
-God Tier-
1. Tom Brady
2. Aaron Rodgers
-Elite-
3. Matt Ryan
4. Drew Brees
5. Russell Wilson
6. Ben Roethlisberger
-High Quality Vet-
7. Kirk Cousins
8. Matt Stafford
9. Derek Carr
10. Philip Rivers
-Mid Tier Vet-
11. Andy Dalton
12. Alex Smith
13. Cam Newton
14. Sam Bradford
15. Eli Manning
16. Carson Palmer
17. Joe Flacco
-Young and Promising-
18. Dak Prescott
19. Marcus Mariota
20. Jameis Winston
21. Carson Wentz
-Looks like a Bust/Low Quality Vet-
22. Jay Cutler
23. Tyrod Taylor
24 Brian Hoyer
25. Mike Glennon
26. Trevor Siemian
27. Blake Bortles
28. Josh Mccown
29. Jared Goff
30. Tom Savage
31. Scott Tolzien
-Rookie-
?. Deshone Kizer
>>78043160
>there is no logo for the chargers
LOL
also
>>78043190
>You now remember Marlon McCree
>>78043215
Switch Brees and Ryan and move Rivers to 7 and this list is pretty good
Is Jim Bob Cooter elite?
>>78043215
>Dalton
>>78043215
>Matt Ryan
>That high
>>78043215
Wilson over Brees. Drew is gonna fall off a cliff this year now that he's missing Cooks and only gets Snead after week 3.
>>78043090
Yeah, this. It's ok to have a conversation about whether you want a guy on your team making headlines with a protest, but the mouthbreathers arguing he isn't good enough to make an NFL roster are ridiculous.
>>78043253
I want to fuck jim bob right in the cooter
>>78043279
it's not that he isn't good enough to make a team, it's that he's not good enough to justify bringing a complete media circus with him onto the team
>>78043215
>looks like a bust
>bottom of the list. tom savage
how much have you seen him play? I wouldn't call him a bust and he's definitely above Tryhard, Hoyer, or Goff in terms of quality. I'm not saying he needs to be moved up a tier, but he doesn't deserve to be at the bottom
>>78041467
Buffalo has been growing population, economically, and industrially for 5+ years
When will Brady finally fall off the cliff? Favre had a near MVP level season the year before he fell off and Manning was 1 year removed from 39 td's and 2 from the greatest regular season for a qb, how long before time finally catches Brady? I say not this year but next
>>78043277
>implying brees' entire career hasn't been full of literal whos that he makes into household names
desu, Brees belongs in the Rodgers/Brady tier seeing how he makes people look good
>Anquan Boldin
I have zero respect for people who want to come out of retirement just to play for the Patriots. This NBA mentality is starting to seep into the NFL
Grow a pair of nuts and embrace competition
>>78043340
>Brees belongs in the Rodgers/Brady tier
holy shit you are deluded pierre
What's the link for the /sp/ eliminator challenge?
What are some of the best recent NFL what-ifs? My personal favorite is what if Peterson doesnt fumble twice in the 09 NFC title game.
>>78043323
Buffalo is going to comprise of people who can't afford either Toronto or New York.
>>78043365
Brees would have as many rings as Brady if he played on the Pats.
>>78043365
>typical failcoon poster
Matt Ryan has been surrounded by receiving talent and still isn't the 2nd best QB in the NFC South....sad
>>78043376
What if Wes Welker holds on to the ball & David Tyree doesn't?
>>78043319
my Last Tier is basically two types, veteran stop gap types like Savage/mccown/hoyer or guys like Bortles/Goff who are trending towards Bust Status .
>>78043249
Matt Ryan coming off MVP year and has been pretty consistent his entire career.
>>78043399
If Tyree drops it Brady is cemented as the one true GOAT way earlier and he probably makes a deep run if not a repeat in 08 because the schedule wouldve changed and he wouldnt have been hit by Pollard week 1.
>>78043383
Brees has always been shit outside of his dome, how well do you think he would play throwing in fucking Foxborough or Green Bay
what should i get for lunch lads
>>78043416
I'm fine with him in that tier, and if the number means nothing that's fine too, but if you think he's the 2nd/3rd worst QB in the NFL, that's kind of a stretch
>>78043416
OK so why does Cuck Cousins get put above Staffoooooooooooord
>>78043445
>Rodgers has always been shit inside of a doom, how well do you think he would do playing in a dome all his career
people play better in their home environment, color me surprised
>>78043353
>cucking yourself to billionaire team owners in the name of "loyalty"
Pathetic mindset, anon.
>>78043394
who says i'm a falcunt
the only reason brees is ever talked about as "underrated" is because he constantly pads his stats with short throws and screen passes instead of handing the ball off
but now that payton and co. have their rb triple threat they've been looking for, expect brees's passing yards to drop below 4500 this season
>>78043353
It's even worse when you remember that he already has a ring
>>78043486
>expect brees's passing yards to drop below 4500
I'll believe it when I see it
>>78043463
>the ending to that game
Nearly had a damn heart attack, Stafford is so based
>>78043071
Is.... Is that aiming at Texas now...?
>>78043376
What if the Cowshits actually covered Jared Cook?
>>78043331
even though this subject has been beaten to death, I agree with you
>>78043365
that anon is not deluded in the slightest
>>78043399
ooh shit, that's a good one. I'd say the Pats win both times. How about
>what if randy moss catches one of the two Fail Marys for a TD at the end of SB42?
>>78043540
impossible to reach texas, the most western forecast puts it along the mississippi river
>>78043381
And shit loads of hipsters.
>>78043569
If it wasn't that, it would have been something else. They will always find a way to lose playoff games.
>>78043591
>what if moss catches one of the HMs in SB42
forgot to add
>assuming the tyree catch and that Giants TD drive still happen
>>78043569
What if your kicker didn't make 2 50 yard field goals to save Aaron Rodger's ass?
What if Aaron Fraudgers wasn't such an overrated choker that gets credit for other people's accomplishments?
>>78043394
I have not seen a single media outlet rank Matt Ryan anywhere below first
Neck yourself faggot
>>78043651
If he catches a Fail Mary but no TD we get the first OT game ever and NE would win.
>>78043684
Why did the Cowboys defense let the Puckers go down field to get into FG range?
>>78043463
he's been better the last two years
>>78043376
What if Butler drops the pick and the Seahawks score.
Belichick would have been 3-3 and roasted all offseason for not taking his time-outs.
>>78043713
Covered the receivers well and forced a throw into the boundary.
>>78043684
This salt is delicious
>>78043702
>we get the first OT game ever
but a Moss score would have won the game either way, 20-17, for the Pats
wait, no, I see what you mean. Gost hits the FG, OT, etc.
>>78043713
>52 yards
>FG range
I'm sorry, what?? That's literally the best you can do and 90 times out of 100 the average and even above average kicker doesn't make that kick.
That's proper prevent zone coverage, you don't go man to man in that situation.
>>78043738
I think this one has a massive impact, specifically in tersm of Brady's legacy, if he loses here I dont see them beating the Falcons. I think Seattle also comes out a bit stronnger but still falls to the Panthers.
can somebody just DUMP NFL webms please? thanks
>>78043824
My favorite webm
>>78043738
ooh hot damn. Butler forever becomes a goat (the bad kind) and is released immediately following the game, but in the meantime Edelman returns the kickoff deep enough for Gost to nail the game-winning FG.
>>78043824
sure...
>>78043876
Did he just miss that TD?
>>78043719
I would seriously snuff you so hard in the sternum if you were in a 25 yard radius of me
>>78043824
>>78041825
>be Naples
>already flooding
>mfw this
LEARN TO SWIM LEARN TO SWIM LEARN TO SWIM
>>78043896
no, the ball just has to break the plane of the end zone while you're inbounds. see the GW James White rush in SB52
>>78043215
I WILL ARGUE THAT ALEX SMITH IS A HIGH QUALITY VET
>>78043980
Shut up, Alex.
>>78043891
It would be game-tying.
>>78043980
>Alec Smef
>>78043993
ohh yeah, forgot hauschka would in all likelihood make the xp
>>78043824
Alex Smith can play against the elites like Brady take them on. Big things can come in small packages like Alex Smith, sure he might not be the best at throwing long but neither is Brady. Alex Smith does what he's comfortable at (screen passes) with one of the lowest interception rates in the NFL because of it, while being the absolute best at doing them in the NFL. He fits perfectly in his system with Reid leading the way with his time patented clock management style that lead the Chiefs to wiping the floor with their Division. Derek Carr? Top 10 QB? 1 win 6 losses or something like that vs Alex Smith.
Last 6 times Alex Smith faced Phillip Rivers, another top 10 QB, he won, and he's won in the face of Brady before too.
Sure he isn't the greatest of all time, (Unless at screenplays) but I sure bet the 49ers wish they kept him over Kaepernick, and I'd argue he is a top 10 QB, and a high quality veteran of the game.
>>78044223
>QBs play against eachother
Will this meme ever end?
Last QB In the AFC West to beat the Chiefs was Peyton Manning.
September 17th 2015 is the last time the Chiefs have been defeated by a division rival.
>>78044349
Bet that translated into a lot of post season success.
this xehawks faggot is worse than the raiderp faggot, nobody cares about your team
>>78044439
>>78044426
It will when next Brett Favre (Patrick Mahomes) takes the Chiefs deep in post season for two superbowl wins in the next decade after Brady retires.
>>78044401
He deserved it for always misleading Wilson away from Jimmy
>>78044439
Does any fan for a specific team actually care about another team? Save for a teammate dying, or a plane crash, that seems like an awfully strange thing to do.
>>78044473
>Next Brett Favre
>A qb who only won 1 superbowl in a 20 year career
>>78044556
He'll be the next Brett Favre, but with more rings
>>78042349
taysom hill was legit for a UDFA rookie tho
>>78044473
>It will when next Brett Favre (Patrick Mahomes)
Who was the previous Brett Favre?
>>78043279
He's not good enough for the price he's asking and all the attention he brings. Stop shilling
>>78044693
Dan Fouts
>>78044832
but Fouts has no rings except his wedding ring
>>78044401
>>78044246
>>78044185
>>78044142
>>78044223
>Using Andy Reid and Clock management in the same sentence in a positive manner
>>78042773
the packers-cowboys divisional round playoff game was one of the best games from last season. Real close game with two of the best teams last season
>>78044906
Ken stabler?
>>78043684
damn dude you seem mad
>>78044950
To bad it ended on a FG.
>>78045161
really good field goal tho
You know what amazes me
Matt Cassel is still in the league
I've been a Bengals fan all my life, my dad's team and I went to a few games when I was a kid in Cincinatti, but I've recently moved to Frederick, MD for work and want to find my own team. Is it wrong to cuck my dad's team by becoming a Ravens fan, or should I go with the R******s, though I'm not fond of the idea because of how racist their owner and name is. Is there anything wrong with becoming a Patriots fan, I've always found Tom Brady attractive, and I didn't do it in the past because my dad said he'd kick me out if he caught me wearing my Brady Jersey again...
>>78045464
So is Brian Hoyer, as is Ryan Mallett.
Mark my words Jakoby Brissett will start several games for the Clots.
>>78045531
My wife's son is a Pats fan and we live in Arizona. I've tried to convert him to a Cowboys fan, like myself and my wife's boyfriend, but he threw away the last Emmitt smith jersey I bought him
>>78045531
pats fans are cancer embodied
also it's kind of late to join the party now, in a couple of years they're going to be gutter trash
>>78045629
>wife's son
>>78045531
if you're serious about considering changing teams, there's no shame in picking the Ravens if you moved to maryland. I think it's stupid to cheer for a team because your father is a fan, that's why we have some many fucking raiders and cowboys faggots despite those teams never being good since the early 90s
>Patriots now have room for 11 Super Bowl banners at Gillette Stadium
>>78045897
Where did they make room for them?
>>78043376
What if Chip Kelly never got rid of Djax, Mathis, and Maclin.
>>78040865
>>78045970
where the AFC champs banners were, I assume
>>78043824
>>78046165
kek this never gets old
>>78045629
>you know remember that Emmitt Smith was on the Cardinals
>>78040865
the Fins of coarse
12 team league, standard scoring
R8
>>78046265
*now
Fuck phoneposting
Kill EVERY Seahawks fan.
The only thing keeping the Packers from being a dumpster fire is Aaron Rodgers.
What is this hairstyle called?
>>78046441
I dunno but he's got the Tucker "I really need to take a shit" Carlson face going on
>>78046441
>>78046490
for comparison
>>78042998
Face it faggot. The only reason you find cfb more entertaining is because there are more big plays and points scored. Go figure that's the case when you have a some NFL level talent playing against a bunch of fucking bums.
>>78046441
the Mediocre Analyst
>>78046165
Is there a more infamous NFL play?
>>78046669
The guy who ran a TD back to the wrong endzone.
>>78046165
I laugh every time
>>78040936
PERRO CACA
>>78046669
>>78041890
Is it unusual for a hurricane to just sit in one place for while, like Harvey did?
>>78046669
red right 88
Lions will be lucky to go 8-8 this season.
>>78041041
It means we're not dome babbies and we like to watch our opponents die from heat exhaustion
>>78046909
warm take: the post
>>78046635
And?
>>78042801
Didn't they have a bunch of defensive players suspended last year for failing drug tests? They didn't blame anyone for that
>>78046635
could Bama beat the worst NFL team?
>>78047027
>could a team of maybe a few pros at most beat a team made up entirely of pros
no
>>78046970
So you have ADD and can't appreciate the finer points of the sport.
>>78046846
This play was pure art.
>>78047027
no. most of the players Bama churn out are busts, Hurts is too shitty a QB to carry them, and the Saban Shuffle doesn't work on NFL WRs
>>78046888
extremely
>>78047109
Doesn't Bama churn out elite NFL defensive players on the regular, though? What are the true "NFL-ready" schools if not?
>inb4 ones that don't have a black QB
>>78046938
>what is a convertible roof
>>78043922
How is this a td, but the Calvin Johnson catch fumble wasn't? Am I the only person that can't tell what a catch is anymore?
>>78045531
leave
>>78045629
you're just as bad (maybe even samefag
>>78041041
none of the Florida teams play in domes
>>78047226
>missing the point
>>78047258
If the NFL itself cannot give an answer what a catch is, then none of us probably could either.
>>78043144
He had a pretty sweet season and then the fans of all the other nominees memed him in so that their favorites players wouldn't get the curse.
>>78044553
I like the Patriots even though I'm a Lions fan but that's only because Brady played for Michigan
[spoiler]and also because Brady, Bellicheck, and Kraft are Trump supporters[/spoiler]
>e-elway should have released m-me at the start of the offseason....
haha fuck off retard enjoy your shitty new team
>>78047258
Wilson caught the ball, maintain possession, and took 2 step BEFORE even breaking the endzone
Johnson let go of the ball while his ass was still falling in the end zone
>>78047856
I bet he'll play like shit now.
Football
>>78047905
CTE
>mfw Chiefs start season with a W
>>78047027
No. If they could, then 99% of their lineup would be able to make it into the NFL.
>>78047993
Don't you remember what happened the last time you beat the Patriots in the regular season?
>>78047190
the ones that pan out end up being injury prone
>>78047905
Nice tripcode, Blake
>>78047993
>Patriots end up going 18-1 afterwards
>>78042805
fucking Gruden man, dude cracks me up every time.
>>78047027
I swear this retarded question gets asked like once a week here.
>>78048150
>there will come a season where the patriots begin their long fall from grace
>patriot fans won't know what to do after having so many good seasons
>Brandon Marshall is asked if Eli Manning is best QB he's played with. "He has a long way to go to dethrone Ryan Fitzpatrick. We’ll see."
top lel
>>78048413
>inb4 Fitzpatrick has to come in during their game against the Bucs and rapes the Giants
Marshall gonna get BTFO
>>78048413
Who was his QB in Miami?
Daily reminder this actually happened
>>78048543
Why yes it did.
>7 days until I never have to hear about the Falcons again
I hope that Owl loss kills the team for the next ten years. I fucking hate that city. It's an embarrassment to my state.
>>78048596
What is happening next Monday you stupid?
>>78048543
Daily reminder the man who drafted and ordered this play
>>78046846
is still a coach and now will fuck up another promising young QB.
Fucking CLOTS.
>>78048505
Henne/Moore
>>78048627
The Clots are a 2 win team without Luck.
>>78048665
Like they're any better with him tbqh
Two more days. Two more days of suffering.
>>78048684
>season starts
>might have to evacuate cause of hurricane
fuckin bullshit
>>78048707
>>78048707
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Alright boys, red pill me on the Patriots- Why is this the year the "dynasty" collapses? Which team takes the East in their place? We all know it's coming...
>>78047993
Thats not even funny , the chiefs fan is just being a faggot. If you want to give a opposing fan some banter be creative.
>>78048733
>red pill
You mean the term from the film about latent homosexuality made by two transgender brothers struggling with homosexuality?
>>78048733
>Why is this the year the "dynasty" collapses?
2020
>>78048733
Brady will have a big injury and the Dolphins will take over since they're the only other team in that division that isn't a dumpster fire
or they'll just have another 12-4 season like every other year
Is this the year we finally run all the Boston filth off this board?
>>78048753
>Miami fans scream this in their pillow at night through tears
You do know Garrop >>>> Cutlet, right?
>>78048813
>implying it's Cutler they have to worry about
Ajayi gonna have a 2000 yard season
>mfw the Bucs/Dolphins game gets swapped with the Pats/Chiefs game because of the hurricange
>>78048831
Still won't matter when they go one and done in the wildcard.
>>78048846
Yes, the NFL really wants those Bucs/Phins viewers on opening day. That'll pull in the ratings.
>>78048868
remember the last time they didn't have Brady?
they didn't even make the playoffs
>>78048874
People are going to watch no matter what because it's the first game of the season. Sure, it won't be as much but it's better than playing two games at the same time.
>>78048846
They'll just end up giving up both as a tie as neither will end up doing much beyond December.
>>78048886
Yep. The Dolphins did, tho. How'd then end up for them?
>>78048809
I hope so. Worst fans in sports.
>>78048937
>cheers murders and grown men who assault women and pour bleach on them
>still mad that Ray Rice got punished and blackballed
Go eat a cod cake.
>>78041632
Couldn't see the flag
>>78048952
O B S E S S E D
>>78048965
>he posts with his trip off
Good Will Hunting is on. Jesus Christ Bombston is really America's Russia, what a shithole.
>>78048952
Why are you so obsessed with him?
I think it's high time we kill all Cowboys fans.
I am not a jags fan
>>78049114
All cowshits, stooler, seacuck and patrishits need to die.
>>78049146
>Ices your onside kick
Whats my name again?
>>78048746
Traps aren't gay: your argument is invalid.
*Holds out
>>78049215
Exactly. Traps aren't gay, you are.
>traps
>not gay
>>78049251
*Holds
>>78049279
>>78049296
Neither of these is an argument.
>>78047993
CHIEFS CHIEFS CHIEFS CHIEFS CHIEFS
>>78049315
>>78049251
*out*
>>78049320
>has a penis
>not gay
Anyone here have chiefs over pats? Just curious for the reasoning behind that.
>>78049315
Fuck Khalif Barnes, overpaid him in Oakland and he does shit
>>78049331
Fellow chiefs fan here, please do not post old secondary with shitty raidni**er Sean Smith.
>>78049362
Don't sleep on the Chiefs. They're a professional NFL team and have the most prime time showcases this season for a reason.
>>78049392
>Chiefs
>most prime time games
Wut? The NFL wants to lose even more viewers or what?
>>78043261
Not any worse than anyone else in that tier.
>>78049279
>Traps aren't gay
>REPORT: Mike Williams Off Of PUP, Uppped To Active Roster
Intredasting.
>>78049367
I hope your nigger infested team wins one game and Derek Carr breaks his leg during it.
>>78049479
I wonder what his problem was that forced him on the list in the first place.
>>78049506
Herniated disc.
>>78049500
*kicks 6 FGs*
GG
>>78049154
You are the worst poster on here. Congrats.
>you now realize the patriots have been to the super bowl every year andy reid and bill belichick face off in the regular season
>>78049530
Repeat confirmed.
>>78049517
I'm a Patriots fan, dumbass. Kiss the rings.
>>78048746
In what way is the film about homosexuality?
>>78049511
I see. I guess it stopped bothering him then.
I don't see who could step up in the NFC to keep them from going to the bowl again. They only got better during the offseason with some strong signing and a good draft class, didn't lose any players. I don't see who can challenge them this year. I'm predicting another Patriots/Falcons superbowl.
>>78049556
He was expected to return in October. No surgery needed, iirc.
>>78049568
Meant the Falcons obviously.
>>78049555
Its not canon, but a deleted scene in the first heavily implied that Neo's motivation for taking the red pill and waking up was to be as absolurely sure as possible that his parents would never find out because, for all intensive purposes, he was in another dimension.
>its a neetbrady episide
Dropped
>>78049543
>>78049568
Probably themselves with the offense reverting to something closer to 2015.
>>78049543
Lol 18-1
>>78049582
The Falcons are over and done without Shanahan. They won't matter now.
>>78049607
6 >>> 3
At least I was alive to watch my team win my rings.
>>78049624
I honestly wished you were aborted.
>>78049530
>>78049643
It's not worth it. It's not even his local team, he's a bandwagoner.
>>78049506
Broken penis
>>78049410
am I the only one who likes watching the chiefs?
Tyreek Hill was the most exciting player in football last year and they're always usually close games.
>>78049643
Cry more. Just because I started watching football during the Super Bowl last year doesn't me that you know more than me.
I may have found the most autistic sports-related thing ever
https://www.instagram.com/jersyswaps/
>>78049678
They're a fun team to watch. Their run-game is usually good, which I like to watch on any team that has a good run-game.
>>78049682
>>78042349
>seeing people bitch about Webb getting signed over Kaep today
Now listen here, ya little shit. Webb was signed to be a warm body for week 1, who is also familiar with the coach. Do you really think Kaep would sign a league minimum contract to be a third-stringer in fucking Buffalo? Now go back to writing bottom barrel articles for Deadspin to generate clicks from impotent liberals.
>>78049678
Well you're a Jets fan, your bar isn't set very high.
Tyreek is neat and the defense is fun tho, I was just jesting.
>>78049679
>patriots fan
>started watching last year
wew
>>78049715
Yeah I did. Football is gay.
>>78049678
Chefs and Ravens (at least when life of flacco posted) are the only team with dank memes. Every other team is just obnoxius spamming.
>>78049624
>6
Don't you mean 5? Bandwagon
>>78049715
>2001 was 16 years ago
>31% of the modern NFL
I guess we should all be 50-year-old Packers fans right?
>>78049730
project much?
>>78049740
No because they've already won again.
>>78042006
honestly. Robert Kraft as a ultra zionist will be unable to pass on Rosen.
really most of the jew owners in the league are gonna be pushing their GMs to recruit him.
but Kraft makes sure the pats take anyone with a drop of kike blood. Rosen is too good for him to pass up.
>>78049743
The NFL has been around since before WWII you nob. Stop picking arbritrary "conditions I deem fair" dates bandwagoner.
>>78049778
How long have the Ravens been around?
>>78049801
since 1946
>but the Ravens aren't the Browns
yes they are
>>78049774
Rosen at least shows flashes of competency. He might actually have potential.
>>78049774
Yeah, what did the Jews ever do for the Patriots?
>>78049823
Edelman is just A Jew not THE Jews
>>78049819
>cheefs superbowl hopes end in 3 days
>>78049774
He ain't called Chosen Rosen for nothing.
>>78049841
>implying they don't go 15-1 on route to 18-1
>>78049774
>tfw someone will draft Rosen before Kraft can do anything
>>78049841
At least if yo win Chiefsposters will be laughed at again.
>Sports legal expert: NFLPA's case for Ezekiel Elliott 'far more favorable' than Deflategate was for Tom Brady
Suck is Pat fags.
>>78049875
His ass will be a Jet before the first pick is turned in.
Is the end drawing near
>>78049819
>the Ravens are the Browns
No they aren't you fucking loser.
CFL game on ESPN3 rn
>>78049887
We already know Roger Goodell hates Tom Brady. It wouldn't surprise me if Elliott gets away scot free.
>>78049899
They are actually, they took the teams history with them once they packed up and moved to Baltimore. The new Browns are a expansion team that started in 1999.
help me pick a flex this week:
>torrey smith.
>ted ginn jr.
>chris hogan
>danny amendola
>thomas rawls
already in order of who i'm leaning towards. i know- my committee drafting is retarded.
>>78049898
Fug
>>78049971
Hogan
>>78049921
its harder to lie in court about DV than it is to lie about equipment violations
>>78049973
Hope you enjoy another 14 years in the basement again, fag.
>>78049701
rude tbqh with ya
>>78049898
he was always overrated but nobody cared because the raiders were terrible
>>78049898
>working out a kicker
why? they don't need strength
>>78049963
bait
>the only quarterback to start all 16 games in a season for the new Browns is Tim Couch in 2001
wew
>>78049801
How long has Boston had a football team, oh wait they dont.
Casey Anthony special on t.v. right now
>dear god just let Florida sink. let all those cubans and niggers and jews and "whites" just all drown in the coming storm
honestly. give the bucs to alabama. give the dolphins to toronto. they deserve football teams. I hope that entire state drowns in 4 feet of water just like those chimps in Houston.
>>78040826
>this butthurt Brazilian is still spamming top comment in NFL threads about how nobody likes the GOAT sport
>>78049963
Shut up. The Ravens inherited the Colts records in Baltimore, not the Browns.
>>78049963
>>78050048
it's not bait if a single google search for a wikipedia article can prove it wrong
>>78040821
hey spartans anyone got any good names for my team this year?
>>78049971
amendola. he's gonna get leaned on a bit more now.
>>78050065
The Ravens have still not recovered from this, while the Patriots have won 2 Owls.
>>78050072
where do the Jags go?
>>78050072
>Jags so irrelevant you don't even remember to relocate them
>>78050072
Related to this, anyone have the FloridaMan newspaper collage I used to post to make fun of snork?
>>78050101
It always looks like Suggs gives up on the play in this clip. He's running toward Edelman at about half speed and then just slows down.
>>78050091
mac demarco murray
>>78050091
Third down syndrome
>>78050122
He probably realized he couldn't get an angle on him and just gave up.
>>78050122
does this surprise you anon? he got paid, so he doesn't care
>>78050108
>>78050110
shit. I guess the jags drown with the rest of them. I did forget about them.
>>78050144
Suggs got paid multiple times in his career and is a future Hall of Famer... are you literally retarded?
It's time to thank based Carr friends
>78050162
>future Hall of Famer
LUL
whoops, almost fell for the trap and gave you an actual [you]
>>78050088
Fucking retard
>>78050177
>comparing Derek "ow my leg" Carr to Jesus Christ
Hes gonna fucking die because you are a filthy Heretic.
>>78050177
Nice guy but plays for the wrong team.
>>78050177
TYBC
>>78050195
>comparing Jesus "ow my palms" Christ to Based Carr
>>78050209
>>78050195
it's a good comparison, both are false prophets
>>78050091
Todd Heap Driving School
>>78050183
>DRoY
>DPoY
>multiple pro bowls
>multiple all pros
>super bowl champ
Ok dumbass
Anyone got the /sp/ pick'em password? It's that time of the year again lads
>>78050233
You goin to hell
>>78050238
DELET. That shit aint funny.
>>78050183
Give ME that you and at least five others or your QB will be injured resisting arrest for 2TB of child porn! This goes for the rest of you too!
Who else here /excited/?
I got the Jags 22-21.
>>78050238
lost it
>>78050091
>>78050133
lol you win thanks.
@78050287
jokes on you I want my qb's to get arrested
>>78050292
I'm worried, our D looks bad and the tits still look good on paper but their preseason gives me some hope
The Chicago Bears will win 13 games this season. Mark my fucking words.
>>78041890
Fuck why is God so shitty at murdering Cutler
>>78050268
It's always why.jpg
>>78050194
and the intellectual property, team name, logos, and history, which were kept in trust (not given to the ravens), were awarded to the new Browns team when it was created in 1999. the end.
>>78049887
Doesn't matter, Pats won the owl, cowbs will miss the playoffs with or without zeke
>>78050122
Lazy ass nigger is lazy, weather at 11
>>78042773
Bills vs. Oilers in AFC playoffs aka "Comeback Game"
>>78049589
that makes no sense