OFFICIAL Armenia vs Denmark MATCH-THREAD

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Nice grass... NOT!

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>>78040775
>mfw the field is so bad you can hunt for Shrooms in it

https://www.pdf-archive.com/2015/10/30/magi-se-2015-rc2/magi-se-2015-rc2.pdf

>>78040742
When will Kvist fuck off

>>78041366
Should be AC in his place

If you beat Poland 4-0 you should have no problem with Ar(meme)ia, question is if Romania can cuck Montenegro out of three points..

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helo is this gud gam?

Will this be another night of Bendtner and meme magic?

>>78040124
Go Armenia!

We've had some right minging shirts in the past but this one is right up there with the worst.

>>78041414
That's not how the Danish NT work.

It generally goes like this:
>Beat good nations like Poland, Germany and Portugal
>Get BTFO by 3rd world countries like Armenia and Kazakhstan

>>78041366
>>78041413
Kvist is to Åge what Rommedal was to Morten Olsen

>>78041418
Armenia is pretty much eliminated, we need every game in our group to go our way AND we need every game in a different group to go our way too so that we somehow don't finish as the worst second place team with 15 points (with 6 of them against the last placed team). I'm not going to watch this game for that exact reason, since it's essentially a friendly for us.
Btw we benefit from losing since winning might get us out of the Nations League D (which will give us good chances for the next Euro)

But then again Finland meme magick'd Iceland and Luxury bourgeoisie meme magick'd Ivory Coast so shit can happen

>>78041472
To be fair, is there an obviously better replacement out there for that particular position?
I'd like to see AC given the chance there, but then I can understand not doing that gamble in such an important situation.
Hareide hasn't really done anything that would suggest to me that he wouldn't replace Kvist if someone else came along.

>>78041527
*Fingolia and Luxembourg were already eliminated
Forgot to mention that

>>78041536
Would like to see Philip Billing on the NT.

>>78041459
Your keeper is bretty gud

>>78041414
>tfw I still remember the false red card from the ref in that game

>>78041553
Yes, forgot about him.

>>78040124
no thanks

welp it's over


See you at the Euro qualifiers

lmao, not even watching but can tell this is a trainwreck

HOLY SHIT

what a fucking goal

The true Danish way.

Random autistic fact
By some coincidence all euro countries that posted in this thread happen to be absolute garbage at basketball
>Armenia
>Denmark
>Switzerland
>Portugal
>Ireland
>Sweden

>>78041527
>Btw we benefit from losing since winning might get us out of the Nations League D (which will give us good chances for the next Euro)
looks like your lads are not interested in that master plan lmao

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>Watching Georgia vs Ireland the other day
>Georgians are way more pale than I thought they would be
>Armenians are brown as fuck

Why?

Just

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Who cares about football anyway? Badminton is the better sport.

Go Armenia! Fuck the danes!

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>BTFO pooland
>can't beat a shitty armenian side

Pick two

kek, this shit again

Danskjävel BTFO haha .. :I .. :( northern brother why?

Kek I've never even seen an armenian flag on /sp/

>>78041619
Different brightness of the stream, and even contrast (Danes are whiter than the Irish, so you're using that as a reference)
We are of the same shade of skin and this is not an assblast post, it's just facts

>>78041659
You can thank turkey bro for that

>>78041659
>Hello, I'm a newfag, plz no bully
Is this the infamous british banter?

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>>78041667
>Danes are whiter than the Irish
Umm try again sweetie xx

>>78041673
kek

>>78041673

Kek

>>78041683
>>78041684
kek

Anyone have a decent stream?

>>78041689
kek

>>78041619
I dated a Georgian girl in uni actually (my first ever gf) and she looked pretty much Italian, so yeah, definitely European

I don't think I have ever seen an Armenian in real life, but someone like Mickey the Aryan doesn't look very Aryan and very Turkish actually (no offense)

>>78041689
kek

>>78041677
Armenia bringing the heat like it's Middle East

>>78041695
>Han har ikke Kanal 5

>>78041695
have a tortilla acestream

acestream://9bd31f1cc74809f5fda1424e6604dd48909ac050

>shitnelius
>kvist

>>78041673
Thanks for acknowledging the Ottoman crimes! Never forget the 1.5 gorrillion!
#Resist_Armenian_Genocide_denial
>>78041678
At least the national team is
>>78041695
http://www.1tv.am/en/live/
Have a literal legal stream, I bet it's available worldwide.

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>>78041703
They're so bizarre.

If you told me Kim Kardashian was half black half white I'd believe you.

But her brother looks as white as snow.

S A V E
A
V
E

WE'RE BACK

Imagine airing the Azerbaijan - San Marino match instead of this. What a joke

DEADLIEST SCORE LADS?

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YASSSS

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>>78041723
Just remember that 75% of bongs recognise it.
It's only England that doesn't.

Never stopped believing. what part of Danish are you all from, lads?

1-0 is the spookiest lead

>>78041752
Nordjylland lad

>>78041761
Nordjylland masterrace

>>78041752
Aalborg la

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>>78041703
>I don't think I have ever seen an Armenian in real life
No shit, look at the demographics of Germany. Of course you haven't seen one, we try to stay away from roaches
Also Mickey does indeed look average and gives a good impression on Armenian whiteness, not gonna lie.

>>78041752
Kobenhavn repræsenteret

Ksksjsjssjjssj vamos Dinamarca

>>78041752
Herning reporting in lads

>>78041752
Father is from Sæd (sperm)
Mother is from Boller (fug)

>>78041752
Holbæk but live in Kbh la

>>78041769
Sidder i Ogadekvarteret as we speak

>>78041752
Frederikshavn, brormand.

>>78041752
OSLOV la

>>78041752
Copenhaga

>>78041783
>Ksksksksjkjjjkkjs
Risada de autista

>>78041752

The whitest part la, Århus

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YAAAAAAAAAAAS

>>78041794
that's cool.

>>78041787
nice

>>78041798
Strandby reporting in

>>78041752
Backstage at Roskilde

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>>78041724
Kim doesn't look like an Armenian at all. Even with all the surgery she looks like a fucking Saudi
>>78041751
Cheers

>>78041752
Ghent

>>78041775
>Of course you haven't seen one, we try to stay away from roaches

Can't blame you for that lad

But hey, at least our parliament officially recognized the Armenian genocide recently. Even the few ethnic Turks in our parlimanet voted for the recognition (after which they got blacklisted by the Turkish government and are now banned from visting their families in Turkey, kek)

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>>78041752

P U N C H
U
N
C
H

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>>78041826

queria uma namorada dinamarquesa loirinha safadinha

fuck off /pol/

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We must replace Kasper lads

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Is it true that 100% of Danish women look like this?

>>78041866
Jonas Lössl is a competent replacement.

>>78041752
Bræzïl

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Can we have an appreciation thread for the greatest women Armenia has ever given birth to?
Over here we call them "ազգի դավաճաններ", which can be translated as "the saviors of the white race"

>>78041869
Yes, until they become mothers

Then many, for some odd reason, decide to cut their hair short and stop being feminine.
This is a general trend in Scandinavian countries I noticed.

>>78041898
This is true.

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>>78041897
>Armenians are the most conservative non-muslims I know
>Their diaspora are all leftist scum

This qualifying group has been such a ride

REPEAT AFTER ME


ERIKSEN GOAT

>>78041869
>that stream of water out of her panties
Disgusting, it's like the editors thought "hey, should we edit this out" but then thinked again and decided to keep it to appeal to piss fetishists

JEG HAR JERN I BUKSERNE

WE DID IT BROS

ERIKSEN ERIKSEN ERIKSEN ERIKSEN ERIKSEN ERIKSEN ERIKSEN ERIKSEN ERIKSEN ERIKSEN ERIKSEN ERIKSEN ERIKSEN ERIKSEN ERIKSEN ERIKSEN ERIKSEN ERIKSEN ERIKSEN ERIKSEN ERIKSEN ERIKSEN ERIKSEN ERIKSEN ERIKSEN ERIKSEN ERIKSEN ERIKSEN ERIKSEN ERIKSEN ERIKSEN ERIKSEN ERIKSEN

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An actual madman!

>>78041937
There's nothing disgusting about female piss

>>78041897
That's not the Kardashians

Fuck off, Danes.

>the state of armenian football

le never perform in the national team man suddenly performs
Based

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>>78041917
>the most conservative non-muslims I know
You're stretching it, I don't think we're more conservative than onga-bonga people or east asians

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>>78041975
>east asians
East Asians are degenerate.

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Skide godt, Christian!

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>>78041995
Not the Chinese or the Best Koreans though
>>78041962
Is this a surprise to you?
Did you miss both Romania-Armenia games?

Is Simon Kjær actually an elite defender? Been having very mixed feelings towards him down the years

>>78042058
Yes
He makes mistakes from time to time but so does any other elite CB.

>>78042032
Just the boring 1-0.

I thought you were a bit better than that. At least not to give away the lead.

>>78042058
Kinda, but he will never be as good as non-injured Agger

>>78042087
Why do you even care, it's not like you have any chances of qualifying

>>78042058
The tattoos say "don't fuck with me"

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>>78042123
I just don't want to see you qualifying , that's all.

>>78042156
rude

>Yousee

How about

>NoSee

Not home. Trying to watch it on app. Stream is fucked and app crashes

>>78042325
No problems here, also watching on the app.
Feel for you

>>78042337
>betting
you reap what you sow

>>78042373
i got my kids college fund on romania victory tonight

denmark is my current crush

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>>78042408
Stop it! This game will end in a draw!

>>78042417
>Implying Bendtner won't score a hattrick as soon as he enters the pitch.

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kom så

how do you pronounce Մխիթարյան

Is there a more Danish name than Jens Stryger Larsen?

>>78042485
Hygge C. Andersen

this is fucking shit

European qualifiers is the reason no one takes international football seriously anymore

>>78042561
> usa

>>78042561
t. burger desperately trying to bait

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>Viktor Fischer

>>78042561
>flag
You fat asses aren't even trying anymore , aren't you?

>>78042485
>(Mine)Stryger
>Plays defense

pottery

>>78042595
I think he genuinely thinks that. Club football overtook international football in quality roughly since 1990s when european clubs got too rich and vacuumed all the good players from everywhere. With now China and MLS going into the game its only going to become worse. Up until 1990 you could watch the World Cup and be genuinely surprised by the quality of some teams. Nowadays all the good players play in a dozen or so clubs, and the rest play in roughly the rest of the teams in the Champions League. Last time I was genuinely surprised by the quality of a player that doesnt play in western europe was that one-eyed Armenian winger which name I cant remember

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>>78041724
She gets it from her Dutch/English/Scots/Irish/German/Native American half

How big is this stadium, it sounds awfully quiet? Would it be louder if Armenia was winning?

>>78042818
5000 out of14000 seats sold

>>78042833
That explains it

WEW LAD

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its over

In the words of the spanish commentary in listening to: "Que golazo"

WE'RE GOING TO WIN THE WORLD CUP

REST OF THE WORLD ARE YOU EVEN TRYING???

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>>78042561
>Rica
>Costa

wtf i love denmark now

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Just in time

>>78042904
good goal

>>78042561
>t. Losing againts me

>>78042934
>against*

>>78042934
Is Christian Bolanos still playing for your national team?

>>78041644
Sig undskyld

>>78042904

nice defending by no.3

GET FUCKED

REVENGE FOR 2014

WE'RE GOING TO WIN THE WORLD CUP

Undskyld Delaney, for at have kaldt dig evighedstalent.

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lol wtf

THE ANNIHILATOR OF ARMENIA

Now we just need Romania to cuck Montenegro and Kazakhstan to cuck Poland and we're good

>>78043034
THE CRUSHER OF POLAND

>>78042952
>Is Christian Bolaños still playing for your national team?
yes, he's still playing in the "Sele" (National team)

>>78043043
*
The Pulverizer of Poland
The Plumber of Poland
The King of Kielbasa

>>78043086
Nice.
He used to be my fav. at FC Copenhagen :3

>>78042725
The only one eyed player I can remember was Karlen Mkrtchyan but he wasn't a winger
Are you maybe talking about football from the previous century? I was too young then.
>>78042818
>>78042844
Well, we were tehnically eliminated before the game so it was a friendly for us. This explains it better

>>78042725
Also he specifically said european qualifiers while he himself is subject to CONCACAF qualifiers. So he was obviously baiting

>>78043040

Match thread for the second one here btw
>>78042917
>>78042917
>>78042917

>>78043174
Well a decade ago or so, was there a right/left back?

I could have misremembered. He was impressive though

>>78043262
Levon Pachajyan maybe?
Can't think of anyone else

>>78043305
If he played against Yugoslavia/Serbia and Montenegro in early to mid 2000s then yes.

Wtf did Delaney snore? He has been stellar last 2 matches.

>>78043959
It was his birthday yesterday, maybe his gf gave him some excellent pussy

I love the Danish national team, and all Danes are my friends.