/prem/

>>78038444
EPL back Saturday, /trans/ back in 20 weeks.

at least put epl in the filename

>>78038636
why? ethiopian premier league is boring

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Hi, where are the transfers?

>>78038636
>>78038474
We're on about the Premier League, go make your own thread for your african ones

does anyone else find the transfer window more fun than the actual season?

September is objectively the worst sporting month

So is Rooney finished?

>>78038687
>2 rounds of CL football
Might only be the group stages, but it's better than August football-wise. No transfers though

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>international break

>>78038706
August is one of the best, football starts again, you get olympics every 4 years and it's still summer letting you go out and enjoy it

Complete rankings:
1. May
2. August
3. December
4. January
5. July
6. April
7. February
8. March
9. November
10. June
11. October
12. September

>>78038665
>>78038676
Captain Banter strikes again

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1. /CPL/
2. /EPL/
3. /PL/
.
.
.
.
9001. /Prem/

>>78038676
>killing the general because something went wrong in your cognitive development to the point you think this is funny

also can you show me a source where the league is called "prem", because as far as i know that's an acronym for premier African minerals ltd, so it looks like this is already a thread for an African product

>>78038770
Clearly you know nothing about acronyms then cause it would PAM for that company

>>78038779
abbreviation

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>>78038770
>>78038779
>>78038782

>>78038808
quite a good meme there haha

can you explain where there's a general for some obscure brand of meat though?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prem_(food)

>>78038828
Cause all we do is spam posts

>>78038828
see >>78038808

/PAM/ general when?

>/epl/fags
next time you see a /prem/ thread, don't go to it. /epl/ is dead. consider this mercy

i love premier african minerals lads

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>this triggers the autists

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>>78038850
>proving anything

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Discuss

>>78038877
this has nothing to do with meat or African minerals

>>78038869
https://www.google.it/search?q=epl&oq=epl&aqs=chrome..69i57j0l5.943j0j7&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8

https://www.google.it/search?q=pl&oq=pl&aqs=chrome..69i57j69i61l2j0l2j69i60.1028j0j9&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8

>>78038764
The fuck is the Championship Premier League?

>>78038877
to play devil's advocate
Transfers
>Lacazette £54m
>Kolasinac £0m
>Gibbs £-7m
>Oxlade £-40m
>Chesney £-10m
>Gabriel £-9m
Total spend = £12m in profit

Wages (per week)
>Lacazette £200k
>Kolasinac £120k
>Gibbs £-60k
>Gabriel £-50k
>Oxlade £-65k
>Schesney £-60k
total wages = increase of £85k, which is £4.5m/year

So in player investment for the summer, they are still in profit of £7.5m

>>78038931
>Man City's spending

Do the press just lump city in as well when ever anyone questions PSGs transfer dealings?

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>>78038964
It's more the fact they are owned by qatar government

>>78038964
maybe their trying to get sanchez back to spanish soil

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imagine paying £30m for this

>>78039090
I don't think France paid for him

>>78039090
I watched the game for about 10 minutes and remember seeing him make 2 tackles within about 6 seconds

>>78039090
Why would Deschamps play him against Luxembourg anyway? Every one knows Kante is useless on attack.

>>78038877
kek what a clusterfuck

years of lazy and unrealistic planning from wenger has lead to this. he has assembled a massive squad of mediocre primped wankers.

>>78039120
Arsenal, the /fa/ of the EPL

Why would La Liga ask UEFA to investigate City's spending? Shouldn't they be investigating by default?

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Hope Northern Ireland do their duty tonight (and England fuck it up)

>Sky Sports presenter Kirsty Gallacher is banned from driving for two years

Too good for the coalburning cunt.

>>78039132
Arsenal don't play in the EPL

>>78039100
He's good at attacking when playing against shit teams like Man U

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Why cant Lukaku score against team that arent in the bottom half of the table?

>>78039213
didn't he make a mockery of Man City last season?

>>78039220
>city's defence last season

>>78038665
I Disagree. The rivalry between St. George SC and Ethiopian Coffee SC is as old as the rivalry between some of PL's rivalries, and it's fun to watch. Been there, done that. Unbelievable atmosphere tbqh

Sky Sports presenter Kirsty Gallacher is banned from driving for two years as she blames 'stress of divorce' for her being THREE TIMES the drink-drive limit at 11am as she went to meet her children for a day out

>>78039289
The absolute state

>>78039220
that was 90% down to Claudio "protecting the goal aint my role" Bravo

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nignog nignog

>>78039289
>3 times
>11am
>meet her children
fookin ell that state of that

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>>78039311
>fart

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Is he the right man for England?

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>>78039372
obviously

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>>78039372
yes.
Stil waiting for Gareth Southgate to show his

>he doesn't get his sport news from BBC Pidgin

>Police don charge Wayne Rooney for drink-driving

>Police for Cheshire, United Kingdom don arrest, then charge Everton striker Wayne Rooney; dem say im drink plenty alcohol finish, come begin drive up and down for road.
>Di accusation bi say Rooney drink pass di limit wey law allow.
>Police release Rooney on bail and im go appear for Stockport Magistrate Court, later dis month.


https://www.bbc.com/pidgin/sport-41126984

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>>78039382
>442 or 4411
>hoofing it up field to allow England's pacemerchants 1v1 opportunities
>giving up possession because its clear the England squad are not creative enough
>unleashing vardy meme magic on unsuspecting national teams

Its the obvious solution and Leicesters hoofball tactics would work with the players in the squad

>>78039289
That would be jail for a regular citizen, should give her wages to the nurses and our boys

>>78039157
Good news

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The absolute state of lel liga
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/41146009

>this city fan trying to make his club relevant
nobody cares

>>78039496
Sorry cunt but i'm no city fan

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>>78039468
>tfw you successfully BTFO FFP

Have to say Uncharted 4 on crushing is pretty tough

>this city fan samefag

>>78039519
It's nothing compared to uncharted 1 on crushing. They really toned down what crushing was after that.

>this salty cunt crying because someone posts about a team he doesn't like

>>78039529
It's mostly just making it control better so it's 'easier' to actually git gud

>>78039519
It isn't even worth it but as >>78039529 said, it probably one of the easier ones since everything doesn't one shot you. The only bit I really struggled at was the firefight at the two ships in the scotland level sicne there is zero ammo and barely any cover with a shit checkpoint

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>still a week left of the international break
just want it to stop lads

>>78039576
5 days you cunt

>>78039573
>the two ships in the scotland level
>Scotland?
Don't you mean the ship graveyard towards the end of the game?

>>78039595
i'm a wagie therefore monday to friday is a week you mong

>>78039597
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BD9dJZ6Dgx4
Where ever this trailer is from, the whole level was shit

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any league one man in

>>78039621
its only got popular recently after neymar moved there

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>>78039621
ye, we're doing wank though and the game yesterday was a shitshow

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England

>>78039658
>tfw too smart to play to the strengths of the squad at hand

>>78039619
That's Scotland yeah, don't think there are any ships there though

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>still 35 days left of the international break

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>tfw it's only 118 hours, 33 minutes and 33 seconds until the Prem is back

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>still 9 weeks left of the international break

Man United - Manhunter
Man City - Red Dragon

>>78039735
Leicester - Silence of the Lambs

reminder in 4 weeks there is another international break

>>78039576
>>78039684
lol I like sad cats

>>78039753
4 weeks to get a gf then

>the world cup after next is being held in the middle of winter in the unwashed anus of the world

>BREAKING: Diego Costa has not been included in @ChelseaFC’s squad for the @ChampionsLeague. #SSN

>>78038971
City's owner is from the UAE though.

>>78038877
>Arsenal looking to Leicester as their model for success without spending too much
Lel

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Renato Sanches is a Swansea player lids

it's /epl/, you retards, stop trying to evade the filters

not posting again until it returns to /epl/ 2bh

>>78040111
>epl
only JFs call it this. do you say 'epl' down the pub? you fucking weirdo

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Champions League squads: Chelsea’s Costa left out but United include Ibrahimovic
• Spain striker not selected in Antonio Conte’s 25-man squad
• Vincent Janssen and Erik Lamela not included by Tottenham

>Janssen
>Lamela

https://twitter.com/fizzer18/status/904687941410226176

screeching

>>78039120
if wonga has even spent 50m (pre-inflation 50m) on a marqee signing each season for the last 4 seasons Arsenal would be very competitive

But, nah, he's an arrogant senile fool that overpays for mediocre players

>>78040302
lmao daily mail article incoming

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>Migrates into top 4

>>78040084
I don't get why people are making it a big deal. Krychopolishcunt too. It's not like these decent players are signing for swansea/west brom, they're just being loaned out because they're too shit for their current club.

>>78040369
Of the Championship*

>>78040301
> Chelsea’s Costa left out but United include Ibrahimovic
Why would they include Costa when he wants to be sold? just means he won't be cup tied if he goes in January

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>>78040380
*two foots you*

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>>78040444
*ruins your day*

>>78040456
>high speed
>high

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>still 5 months left of the international break

>>78039249
Weird

get a life or something I dunno your post confused me

>>78040469
>Here we have the Briti Bongistanus encountering a phenomenon it has never seen before
>The 'Slow motion recap', as it's called, baffles the usually tame animal and so it calls out to the rest of it's troupe to warn them about this unusual intruder

Now read this in Attenborough's voice

>>78038925
Carling Premier League you fucking casual shitter.

>>78040369
put on your trip fat fuck

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for me, its the caribou cup

>>78039249
Wtf I was just watching this movie..

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>international football

>>78040590
>being this much of a newfag

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tfw said the word 'unironically' in real life the other day while drunk

>>78040847
heh, nice try kid

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>>78040852
tfw use >implying in real life without thinking about it

>>78038444
I'm an Arsenal fan. What's a transfer? Is that when the team just sells players who are too old to others and develops the youngsters?

>>78040852
>>78040876
I've screamed de gay at the start of a football match

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alexis in 4 months

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>>78040894
>get away with saying fug most of the time

>>78039289
How much is three times in pints?

>>78041070
Like 4 or 5

Not much really.

>>78041117
Oh right. I'd be nowhere near a car but I understand why some think they can do it.

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>that feel when you got to forget about Arselel for a couple weeks
>that feel when you're reminded that the nightmare is real and Arsenio Wengo is still the manager for your favorite soccer team

WAKE ME UP INSIDE

>>78040896
why would he move to canada?

>>78041207
its nice over here
its nice over there too dont forget that

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>>78041197
>supporting a meme team

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This is Harry Kane's NFL pick, did he do well or is he a windowlicker?

https://twitter.com/NFLUK/status/904735958603616257

>>78041539

hilarious that he's an NFL fan

>>78041539
Windowlicker for liking NFL

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>leave the Champions League to me

>>78040876
I have to stop myself saying 'implying' out loud multiple times a week

>>78041197
>tfw you can't wait for Wenger to leave
>tfw it isn't because you like Shitsnal or the "fans"
>tfw it's because you fucking hate the "fans" and the club's fall, post-Wenger, is going to be so much worse than Manure's was post-SAF

It's going to be glorious and I can't fucking wait. How can Shitsnal "fans" be rivals with Jews and still manage to be less likeable than them? It's unbelievable.

>Snubshit

>tfw no /prem/EFL/

>>78041539
He looks like Edward Norton who got old and had a face lengthening surgery and has to wear a wig because he couldn't afford any other procedures and now he's on Jeremy Kyle warning people about JUSTing themselves.

LOVE pints

Simple as

>>78041871
you should go spend time with your family kirsty

>>78039406

wow.
just wow.
bookmarking this

It's official.

Leicester are furfags.

>https://twitter.com/LCFC/status/904661291092074496

If Leicester didn't exist Arsenal would be in a much better position right now. And I find that hilarious.

This once in a lifetime event practically crushed Arsenal.

any updates on Adrien to Leicester deal?

>>78042221
>Aug 2016: Arsène Wenger reacts to Manchester United’s £93m Paul Pogba deal by urging clubs to put “values and identity” above buying success. “A club is about identity, and identity is about values.”
>Aug 2017: Bids £92m for Thomas Lemar.
>Arsecucks

>>78041985
Kek

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>>78039406

>>78042209
>ian nacho still on the bench

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>You will never be a professional football who can speak 5 languages fluently

https://www.instagram.com/p/BYnZpYvBRJV/?taken-by=patrice.evra

>>78042244
>Silva is a registered PL player and is in Leicester's named squad
>FIFA say no

wtf is wrong with FIFA?

Could Leicester release him, and then sign him back instantly as a free agent?

>>78042604
yeh

You now remember Jack Wilshere

>>78042671
>le get sent off against teenagers man

>>78042671
no i'm sorry i don't know who you are referring to

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Another exciting night

>>78042793
>No Maguire
>Vardy on the bench

Fuck Southgate and fuck England.

I'm Ireland now.

>>78042793
why is henderson an automatic starter? he's shite

>>78042793
>>78042810
>Maguire not in the 23 again
What a fucking waste of a call-up, holy shit.

What does Michael Keane have that Harry Maguire doesn't?

>>78042863
>What does Michael Keane have that Harry Maguire doesn't?
man u links

>>78042793
>Fart
>Walker
>Deli
>Pox
>Benderson
>Dire
Southgate can't get sacked fast enough.

Can't wait to get knocked out the group stage

>>78038764
>>78038925
>Carling

Football must now be Sharia safe, all alcoholic companies will be gradually removed for Qatar 2022.

The next step in making western sports Sharia safe, is forcing Transexuals to take over woman's sports, this will not be completed by 2022, but it is an ongoing endeavor to remove all female nakedness in sports, replacing females with Transgender athletes, as naked men are okay in Sharia, Trannies will replace women in sports.

>>78042863
Keane came from Man United.

>>78042882
>>78042901
Goddamnit, not again.

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Reminder this is the answer for England

>>78043075
yeah that strategy worked really well for arsenal against liverpool

>>78043075
Swap one of the CBs for Carrick and we'll win every match in Russia by at least 4 goals

>>78043100
but we know all english midfielders are shit, so why play them?

>>78043075
>Vardy with 4 other attacking players around him

Terrible.

>>78043132
Because without a midfield you have zero defensive cover, no ability to control the game and shit play making from the back.

>>78039213

Because Everton were shit?

>>78043100
Arsenal played more of a 0-0-0 against Liverpool

>>78043169
we couldn't control a game against Malta. I think its safe to say any midfield in an england team are passengers

>>78039213
Because Everton set up defensively against most teams above them leaving Lukaku isolated?

>>78043075
>literally ass land

kek

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>>78042793
>Fart
>That midfield
lol

>>78042893
Sounds good desu

>>78040369

>Walkstowardsrelegation

>>78043199
They aren't passengers they are just the shittiest part of the team. Still necessary, but we need some young midfielders to come through to replace them because they are shit.

If you don't have a midfield any competent team will rip you a new one, so better to have a shitty one than none at all.

>>78040369
>Sanches playing that far forward
He isn't really a CAM

>>78043276
He'll freely rotate with the midfield

>>78043075
Too much nignog

>>78043290
he will freely rotate those goals into the back of his keepers net

>>78043297
He wants to play as a more attacking midfielder so he will be the link between attack and defence

match thread: >>78043367

>Scotland win
>Drop a place
Only fucking scotland!

>the Slovakia goal went through Harts armpit gap
needs dropping

>>78039090
Why are you lying?

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who /futureGOAT/ here?

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>>78048956
The next Craig Bellamy la

Imagine not having windows lol

I'd top myself XD

Someone needs to take joe hart round the back of Wembley and put him down swiftly

When is this international shite over

>>78049779
Never. It never ends.

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>>78049779
>English goalkeepers

>>78049779
>call up 4 (four) goalkeepers
>play hart for 180 minutes anyway

Firefox > Chrome > Safari

>>78049861
With outfield players I don't tend to bitch at the manger because I think 'they know them considerably better than I do' but with Hart, he has literally been the worst goalkeeper in the league so far, I haven't seen a single England fan defend him and he has just been shite, actually baffled as to wy he's been picked

>>78049893
southgate is either retarded or being blackmailed

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Why did Southmeme even get the job?

Had enough of the casual chit chat in here

Any of you wanna meet up and have a proper scrap?

>>78049893
Morale
Passion
Drive
These are things that Joe Hart can offer that no other England goalkeeper can

Hash blaming Rashford on losing the ball when surrounded by 3 players desu

>>78049952
easy for the FA to push around

>>78049986
It obviously a good motivator for him. An assist and goal is a redemption.

>>78049952
Free pizza for the FA head honchos

5 days until Man U can't do it on a cold night in Stoke

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>>78050261
>tfw Liverpool Vs Man City next
Hype, especially if we can slot qt back into the team.

>>78049975
i would break your face you big stiff idiot

Only 4 days, 12 hours, 7 minutes and 30 seconds until the Prem is back!

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>>78050360
the first international break of the year is always the hardest

you go all summer without football and you get used to it and slowly it creeps back until BAM the first premier league games. then it's really interesting seeing where each team is at, whether their new signings are any good and all that and then just as it's becoming apparent who the winners and losers are going to be the international break doth taketh it away and serves you up a 2-1 win over slovakia

>>78050465
Best thing about Novemeber, it becomes a clean run through to march

How have you lads been surviving the international break? Me? I've been marathoning Homeland. Good show tbqf. Been avoiding because it was plastered all over billboards etc..

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>>78053170
Work and girly asian toons.

>>78053263
>this post implies that there exists a non-girly Asian cartoon..

>>78053611
Nothing girly about watching cartoons kick a ball around la

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLu_MWmhCzk

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>City Liverpool 0 : 3
Arsenal Bournemouth 1 : 2
>Brighton West Brom 0 : 2
Everton Spurs 1:1
>Leicester Chelsea 5 : 0
Soton Watford 2 : 2
>Stoke ManUtd 0 : 3

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>I spy slippage

What did they mean by this?

>Ross Barkley reportedly did not join Chelsea on deadline day because Antonio Conte's phone was turned off.
hmmm

>>78039406
>front page of bbc pidgin
>give me latest gist

kek

>>78056244
>believing joey barton

would recommend looking up kirsty gallacher on google images

>>78039406
wait wtf this is a real language thing?
I thought this was meant to be a joke like that twitter pigeon
>like 100 prisoners don escap
>indian woman divorce husband because dem no get toilet
>de one we dem de read well well
>informate me
>mama and papa de check

>>78039289
Based Kirsty

>>78039157
Can't stand her, saw the texts Anthony Joshua made about her

You now remember a mystery jet flying from Bournemouth to Liverpool

>>78056460
And the windowsless crashing the flight tracking website*

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Time for /squires/ lads,

And a bonus helping of some warmed up leftover transfer rumours:
>In a world where Jesse Lingard can collect six figures from the Old Trafford vault every week – in return for 84 minutes of bench-based Snapchat stories and six minutes of dogged, diligent wingplay – one has got to take their hat off to Daniel Levy. The Tottenham wage bill is the last stronghold, the Wall in the north of London, football’s last chance to save itself from an army of terrifying Mr 15% zombies lurching over the horizon. Keeping some of Europe’s finest players happy on as little as £50,000-a-week ain’t easy, but Levy somehow manages it.

But after Danny Rose’s public outcry last month regarding a lack of coin, cracks have started to appear in the Wall, not helped by Toby Alderweireld’s agent going all Jerry Maguire by sending this missive to the Belgian press, demanding either “a contract or a transfer” from Levy.

>“If you only look at his figures, Toby is impressive and for his performances, he deserves either a better contract from Tottenham or a transfer,” wailed Stijn Francis. “Even after his injury he recovered. Tottenham’s statistics fell sharply during his absence. For a transfer, you know that he can only leave Tottenham for seven or eight teams and almost all the other top clubs are interested in Toby. There are not a lot of central defenders of his kind so they are sought after. But those clubs also know that they have to negotiate with [Tottenham chairman] Daniel Levy.”

Alderweireld’s contract runs out in 2019, when Spurs have the option of a 12-month extension that would also trigger a £25m release clause. With Manchester City and Chelsea circling, Levy will be keen to resolve the situation before January, with Alderweireld hoping to match some of the club’s top earners: Harry Kane is on around £100,000-a-week.

>>78056315
It's another thing where Westerners feel the need to pander to Africans. Instead of telling them their English is broken, the notion is that it's actually beautiful etc. Complete and utter horseshite.

>>78056540
>More contract fun in Liverpool, with Emre Can’s deal set to expire next summer. Despite Chelsea signing Danny Drinkwater and Ander Herrera doing the square root of nout on Manchester United’s bench, both clubs are keen on the 23-year-old, who will leave on a free transfer if he doesn’t agree a new deal. Perhaps more believable is the interest from Juventus, who know a thing or two about signing a German international midfielder on free transfer.

Juve could also land Faouzi Ghoulam from Napoli on a free transfer next summer, but will have to fight off competition from Chelsea and Liverpool. Should the Old Lady get their man, it could open the door to flog Alex Sandro to the highest bidder. Which, let’s face it, will probably be Chelsea.

>Reports in Spain are suggesting that Philippe Coutinho could refuse to play for Liverpool in the Champions League this season in order to force through a move to Barcelona in January. Should Coutinho appear for the Reds before Christmas in Europe, he would then be a less attractive proposition for the Catalan club as he would be cup tied. Perhaps Coutinho’s back has stiffened up again on the way back from Brazil.

Arda Turan’s declaration to the press about his future – “I am happy in Barça. I have three years of contract and I am going to stay” – has not stopped rumours of a loan deal to Galatasaray picking up pace. Manchester United, seemingly intent of ruining a good midfield, are also apparently keen.

Diego Simeone has signed a contract extension at @Atleti until 2020

>>78056545
>africans
pidgin is just a mix of 2 languages and was originally for english and chinese

>>78056545
Are you retarded? It's a constructed language intended to compromise between thousands of local dialects. Nobody is pretending it's English. Imagine being so /pol/ you get triggered by shit like this and feel the need to rant about it on a sports board

Now that Rooney has retired, who is England's new scapegoat?

>>78056615
Harry Kane or Delle Ali

>>78056615
Rooney was shite m8

>>78056615
Rashford

>>78056615
Rashford

>>78056615
Southgate

>>78056607
>>78056610
>The launch of BBC Pidgin will come as a bit of a shock to many African parents and headmasters, and will leave many others confused as to why the world’s foremost exponent of the Queen’s English, the BBC World Service, is investing in what is often called “broken English”.

But Pidgin is so much more. It is the widely spoken (and wildly inventive) lingua franca of much of west and central Africa. Fela Kuti once sang, “I no be gentleman at all o”, using Pidgin to underline his defiance against being “civilized”. Today, the language is a cultural force, driving everything from the lyrics of Afrobeat music to movies emerging from Nigeria’s Nollywood, now the world’s second-largest film industry.

>The launch of BBC Pidgin on the World Service is recognition that our English is not ‘broken’, but beautiful.

>>78056712
Sort yourself out la, don't be (((that))) guy

>>78056407
Elaborate

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Who can stop them?

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rate my OC lads

>>78057178
>mchonda so shit that you change to an entirely different sport in protest

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>>78056923
I guess he means when Carly Booth (Scottish golfer) had her nudes/pictures and texts leaked from her phone, and she had a convo with AJ where he was saying he wanted a threesome with her and Kirsty who was up for it, but Carly wasn't into it.

>>78057191
good/10

>>78056615
>>78056623
>>78056660
>>78056667
>>78056697
are you lads implying Sterling isn't used as the scapegoat for quite literally everything? Pretty sure I read a first draft of a Neil Ashton article on 9/11 that said Sterling was working air traffic control that day
>outgrew/insulted one of the old money "must be protected at all costs" big clubs
>has no links to man utd
>has no intentions of pleasing the media, scratching their back in any way or giving them anything 'free'
>does an alleged 'drug' that's nowhere near as harmful as anything the favoured English players get up to (eg Rooney's alcohol problem, Wilshere smoking, certain players gangster links)
>signs for one of the new money "let's pretend they don't exist until they ahcieve something, and then we'll find a way to shit on it" big clubs
>doesn't do enough outlandish or media-pleasing events, doesn't do gimmicks for them to latch onto and use to drive their own narrative and thus their own sales
laughable desu, one of England's more consistent performers (Malta match aside) and one of City's best players at the start of this season

>>78056615
dilly dally

>>78057528
good post

>>78057528
I don't mind Man City but that chip on your shoulder is ridiculous. Face it you guys kind of got ripped off by Liverpool over Sterling.

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How much would he be worth in today's market? Keep in mind he's also English

>>78057780
2 windows and a bag of cheese&onion crisps

>>78057780
these are messi/ronaldo numbers desu

easily 200 million depending on age

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>>78057780
>41 apps
>63 goals

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what's your countries preferred

- National team (not your own)
- EPL club

Italy
Liverpool

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>still 15 months left of the international break

>>78057882
Germany
Arsenal

>>78057882
>netherlands
>manchester united

>>78057885
Silly cat, stop.

>>78057528
Sterling was appalling against Malta, easily the worst player. I don't care about all the other shite you're whinging about.

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>still 3 years left of the international break

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I really hope you lads won't download the bluray rip of Wonder Woman and instead support /ourgal/

>>78057978
what happens in 3 years time then

Only three painful days until the press conferences. I can hardly wait. Fuck internationals.

>>78057991
It's bretty average anyway. Annoyed that I wasted money to see it.
>tfw checking daily for 1080p Planet Of The Apes.

>>78057780
about three fiddy

>>78057178
his engine

>>78057611
I don't mind pundits but their relentless refusal to credit City is ridiculous. Face it, Sterling cost less than a lot more overrated shit (ie Pogba) so I'm not too bothered when you consider the English premium

lads the gf is going to the gym and I can have disgusting sex with her the minute she walks through the door, pre shower, so she'll stink of gym sweat

should I do it?

>>78058802
Sterling is dogshit though. He's fast and decent at dribbling, his shooting and decision making are appalling. He actively ruins Man City's attacks.

>>78058823
yeah man, of course

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PRAISE SALAH

>>78058834
Should I eat my jizz out of her pussy when I prematurely ejaculate due to how disgusting the sex is? Serious question, always wanted to do it but been too scared

>>78058874
sounds a bit gay lad

>>78058874
no.

>>78058851
Reminder that you win leagues with Salah

>>78057991
>superhero films
Nah, thanks.

>>78057882
Austria likes Italy now?

>>78039406
>it's actually real
My fucking sides lamo

dunno what to have for tea lads

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>>78059066
>Reminder that you win leagues with Salah
>The state of Riomma

>>78059091
Beans on toast.

Have to watch 90 minutes of Randolph hoofing long, high balls to Serbias GK tonight.
You would think MON and Keano, GOAT midfielders, could coach the team into keeping possession, but NO.

this thread is fucking gay fyi

ded

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He hasn't tweeted since this, what's he up to lads? Researching law to try and #FreeCoutinho ? Killed in his favella? Too embarrassed to tweet?

>>78059711
There are 'people' on /sp/ who unironically post things like that though - albeit without the 'I am a lawyer' lie, but with as much apparent knowledge of contract law.

>>78060063

I've seen people who seem to think Neymar is 200 something million better off since he signed for PSG too.

>>78038733
Literally the wrong way round except December. Autumnlets never learn

>>78056041
>Leicester Chelsea 5 : 0
what?

Anyone got a webm of Rashford's goal against Slovakia? Shit was beautiful.

>>78061771
TP a goat

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the absolute state of customers

>>78062287
>no alex hunter option

>>78058851
Kaveh SolhekolVerified account @SkyKaveh

Football Observatory: Mohamed Salah best value signing of the summer. £63m estimated value. Liverpool paid Roma £34m plus add ons


BASED

Please watch our match

Anyone watching our U21s?

I can't find a THREAD

>>78062287
those are some horrific teeth

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/41164976

>Talks over closing the Premier League and English Football League summer transfer windows before the start of the season are "well advanced", says EFL chief executive Shaun Harvey. Currently the window closes on 31 August. The EFL is keen on the proposal and a vote is taking place at Thursday's Premier League shareholders meeting.

>"Generally I think the mood is that it will be an improvement," Harvey told BBC Radio 4. "There are some significant concerns at some Premier League clubs around European competitions - the teams they are playing against being able to sign players after them. And from the EFL's perspective we have some real practical challenges to get over as well. Traditionally we start the season at different dates, so which start of the season are we going to use? Some of our clubs also survive on transfer income - selling players is an absolutely critical part of their business plan. There are a number of checks and balances we need to take to make sure this decision doesn't lead to some unintended consequences."

Completely stupid if it's not a confederation-wide ruling.

Lads
Blades are going up
Heard it here first

>>78057178
Japanese engineers

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FIFA have rejected Adrien Silva transfer, even though he is a registered PL player...

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>>78064411
>Do you see that over there, Jon? It says you're fired.

>wales are good they said
>can't even beat knockoff romania

>Only sell Drinkwater if they get a replacement
>Sell Drinkwater
>Silva move too late, FIFA reject the move
>Silva is a Leicester player but can't play until January

Someone's getting sacked in the morning, holy shit what a fuck up.

http://www.express.co.uk/sport/football/850404/Adrien-Silva-Leicester-City-FIFA-Sporting-Lisbon-Transfer-NEws

>>78062923
lol, European clubs will literally get a month to bid for PL players, all while the PL players in question hand in transfer requests and go on strike and PL clubs won't be able to look for replacements.

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>>78038850
tragic Italian photoshopping skills

>>78065138
this is why you don't do deals like that on deadline day

How about you have your league side finalized (excepting of course the youth to come up) by August 1, and you can purchase cup players till the regular end of the window?

>>78065362
how's it going, T